Jesus Take The Wheel: Cherry Hill Chucklehead Upchucks On Child

Posted on April 16th, 2010 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Arrests, Jesus Take The Wheel, News, out of pocket, SMH, What the Hell???, What Were You Thinking?

"Matthew Clemmens"

Meet Matthew “Left Eye” Clemmens. After being asked to stop cursing and spitting at a Phillies game, he decided to show what a gent he is: This buffoon stuck his fingers down his throat and barfed on a little girl and her dad. Oooh, guess what? Her dad is a police captain. Needless to say that things did not go well for this fool. Pop the hood.

A New Jersey man is facing charges after police say he intentionally vomited on an 11-year-old girl and her father in the stands during a Philadelphia Phillies game.

Twenty-one-year-old Matthew Clemmens, of Cherry Hill, N.J., was arraigned Friday on charges stemming from his behavior at Wednesday night’s Phillies-Nationals game.

Police say Clemmens made himself vomit on an off-duty police captain and his daughter after a companion was kicked out of Citizens Bank Park for unruly behavior, which included cursing, spitting and spilling beer by Clemmens and a friend.

According to an account in the Philadelphia Daily News, Clemmens and his friend were asked by the 15-year-old daughter of Easton police Capt. Michael Vangelo to stop cursing and spitting. A short while later, Vangelo said, it started again.

“One guy started spitting … first it landed on the back of my daughter’s chair. Then it landed on her hooded sweatshirt,” Vangelo said, according to the Philadelphia Daily News.

After Vangelo reported the incident to stadium officials, Clemmens’friend was led out of the stadium. At that point, Vangelo said Clemmens said he would be sick and “put two fingers down his throat.”

He then “leaned forward and started vomiting on us,” Vangelo said, according to the Daily News.

Philadelphia police say Clemmens also punched Vangelo and vomited on an arresting officer.

“It reminds you of the type of behavior you used to hear about at the 700 level in Veterans Stadium,” Philadelphia police spokesman Lt. Frank Vanore, according to the Daily News.

Vangelo told the Daily News he didn’t hit Clemmens because “I kept thinking, ‘If I get arrested, my kids will be alone here.”

The Philadelphia Inquirer reported that Clemmens is being held on $36,000 bail on three complaints containing 15 counts of the different offenses.

“I was just a dad with my kids enjoying a game,” Vangelo said, according to the Daily News. “I never experienced anything like that before.”

Something tells us this punk is gonna get to be a guest of the government for a good, long time.

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  • lattho

    disgusting and funny at the same time

  • http://bossip MY BAAD>>

    eeewwwwww!!!! LLS!!!

  • lacherieamour

    You have to wonder what kind of upbringing a person would have had to pull something soo gross.

  • drenk

    S.c.u.m.

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  • juicyjessica

    This shhit is beyond disgusting! White people just get away with anything!! He should serve time in jail for this,but he probably wont!!
    @lattho
    There is nothing funny about a grown man vomiting on a little girl…can you imagine if you were that little girl??

  • juliemango

    Hes lucky he picked on smart/humble fans!!!

  • Mock Rock Star

    So the dude has a black eye. Did the cop kick his a$$ or what…I’m not understanding this whole story

  • pynk

    God bless that police officer, b/c Lord knows I wouldn’t have been p.a.s.s.i.v.e, AT. ALL.

  • ErycaK

    Well at least he didn’t eat the girl.

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    Now that’s just VILE.

  • What Eb Uh

    ITs funny on the left side of his head it looks like a beaten up nerd and the other side look like a sicko

  • drenk

    @ Matix B

    HAPPY FRIDAY TO YOU TOO!
    that leaches part was rough, i was scared to go in lakes, ponds and rivers after that

  • RICHFIELD

    lol who dotted his eye?

  • FGM

    Um, Andy Milonakis brother lucky he walked outta there..

  • hey now

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

    look like they whomp whomp dat azz before he got arrested!!!!!

    He look like a fat gay redneck marshmallow!

  • Unbought_and_Unafraid

    I live 35 miles west of Philly, in Chester County —- believe me, MOST of the disorderly and scummy behavior at Philly’s sports venues (other than perhaps Sixers games) is committed by WHITE dudes.

    It’s so bad at Eagles games that they have a judge and courtroom right at the stadium to arraign the idiots.

  • Black Barbie

    That is beyond disgusting!

  • Just Bored

    Why is it looking like a woman from the backwoods of Georgia?

  • MisterGee

    I hope and pray that bastard gets some time in jail. Those inmates are gonna have a field day with his silly a**!

  • Philly thugs will be Philly thugs

    Ok, real talk dude got jacked by that dad/cop! If not, how does the dad explain his black eye? Lol. I mean clearly dude guy deserved it. But you aint gots ta lie, crrraig! Philly cops *always* stick together. That dad didn’t have to worry about getting arrested cuz his boys helped jack dude up! Lol.

  • eve,natural 10 years and counting.

    So sad, and I thought he was a woman. That could be part ofhis anger issues.

  • Darren

    Yikes

  • that damn sh#$ disturber

    nice shiner! bless his heart. he looks like a fat chic in drag!

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