Dude… Where Is My Stylist?!?!: Beyonce vs. Solange

Posted on April 19th, 2010 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Are You Feelin This Get Up?, Beyonce, Dude-Where is My Stylist?, News, Seen on the Scene, Solange

"Beyonce and Solange Coachella"

We all know Solange dances to her own beat and it’s no surprise when she shows up looking a hot a$$ mix-matched mess. When Beyonce does it, all we can ask is WHY?!?! We’re guessing Solange had something to do with this…

Are You Feeling These Get Ups?!?!

  • http://internetmodeling.com/1341 www.internetmodeling.com/1341

    Different doesn’t always mean GOOD

    They both try too hard

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  • jessiy

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  • k

    SOLANGE ACTUALLY LOOKS BETTER THAN BEYONCE FOR ONCE. BEYONCE NEEDS TO STAY OFF THE YAK.

  • Somali Ninga

    Solange look great but that yella ho BeYAWNce is fugly as usual!

  • Pootypoo

    I think Bey was just trying to be trendy and she just made a mistake.Solange on the other hand…

  • http://thagrownfolkshouse.com thablackyoutube

    Solange looks much older with her hair cut like that.

  • gulfcoast

    @Angel

    EXACTLY!!!

  • TirNaNo

    These pics are from the Coachella festival, which is a predominately rock/indie music festival. Other pics of them are posted around the internet and you notice that the girls in the background are dressed similarly-hippie chic type wearz.

  • millionoid

    Are thoes jellys on Solange feet. WOW! We also call them lil debbies! SMGDH!!!!

  • BBBEE25

    There’s nothing wrong with Solange’s outfit.

  • resurrected

    I think Beyonce outfit was ugly but I don’t consider her a good dresser anyway… I can say it is nice to see her and Jay enjoying each other and finally looking like a married couple but it what you do behind the scenes that matter then what we see up front…

  • real black is chocolate

    f’ck them SELLOUT SELF-HATRED daddy!

  • http://BOSSIPP ashley

    Beyonce got some meaty legs. I would say she had a procedure done or something. It looks like she got a lap bans or staples in her legs or something so they won’t get bigger. I would say if she dropped “one” of her legs on Jay she would snap his back in half. One of her legs have to weigh 200 pounds. She has elephant legs, muscle on top of muscles. Now I will say I like Solange fit not those stupid gla.s.s.e.s and that lil jery curl, and I also like Bey fit a little. What I can’t stand is how she copies Rihanna to def, and those funny looking legs. Now her country self want to be a rocker chick. Whatever those lumpy elephant 300 pound legs aint it, but I have to say looking around they all seem to be dressed whatever you call it

  • my2cents

    Solange will ALWAYS win the “Dude where is my stylist” contest. She’s a major mess.

  • kammy

    SOLO looks cute she is always fashion forward bey on the other hand looks a mess she never looks cute she is now trying to b edgy but it aint working for her!! I SEE SHE LOST HER BUTT PADS!!!

  • bluekid

    Somali Ninga

    4/19/10, 09:34:am

    Solange look great but that yella ho BeYAWNce is fugly as usual!
    _______________________________________________
    ROFL! LMAO! Thanks for the laugh.

  • Interlude

    The both of them are expressing their inner hippy. I’m cool with their looks.

  • crzyluv

    I think they both look fine. I don’t see anything crazy about either of their looks. I really like Solange’s.

  • KaniGitADolla?

    sOULanGe goTz sUm SexAy Legs!

  • GETUROWN

    Solo’s outfit is cute IM0, but Bey on the other hand does not seem to have the personAlity to pull that off. She seems like she is really bland when not on stage.

  • Dariush

    Garbage on both–>NEXT!

  • lily

    Sometimes the big sister has to give in and go along with the lil sisters plans for the day,

    Solange is probably her only industry friend besides Tyra Banks, so she has to share an interest with her friend/sister every now and again

  • I like Solange’s outfit.

    Solange isn’t pre-packaged. I can see Beynce trying to bite her sister more-so than the other way around. Next…

  • Ne Ne aka iB@S

    Well I guess y’all can put those pregnacy rumors to rest….for now

  • maggie

    Both women are cute but Beyonce can’t dress. She is not stylish. She always seems to buy expensive yawners. She dresses like a 45 year-old trying to be young.

  • fool of a tooke!

    Beyonce & Solange FAIL at the trendy causal look. They just can never work it… it’s about them being country girls from Texas. All they know is over the top, cheesy looking fashion. And when they try to be low key it looks too forced & contrived. It’s sad all that money and they can’t dress :(

  • Truthbetold

    Solange has those LEAN PRETTY CHOCOLATE LEGS that make you want to say WOW!!!!

  • kammy

    solo looks great!!!

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  • Badd

    Solange looks SOO cutee !
    She needs 2 teach
    her sister how to dress.
    Everything tht Beyonce & Jay-Z
    wears looks crazy to me.
    Go Solange.
    :]

  • http://www.freewebs.com/atyourbest redcora

    i BET I SEE HALF the town wearin those skirts this summer!

  • juda

    i can’t stand these self hating phony idiots.

  • Monica

    LMAOF dey look like sum hippies lol

  • sunshine

    um,they look like rags

  • C-TownDiva!!!

    Solange is on her spring fashion tip! Horizontal(nautical) stripes, flower prints and gladiator sandals. They don’t get it girl but I see you!!!!!!

  • nwilson714

    i think that beyonce and solange outfits are kind of cute but i HATE!!!! that haircut of solange’s. Its just pure ugly. I love short haircuts but this is just plain right hideous.

  • Afro Domiiniican

    Solo….yu style iis soooo wack!! They aren’t loook great on yu

  • Afro Domiiniican

    Solo….yur style iis soooo wack!! They aren’t loook great on yu

  • http://www.sexcrimedefenseattorney.com Joe

    They’ve both always been a little weird when it comes to dressing up. Beyonce got a little better, though, once she stopped wearing her mother’s creations.

  • LISTENUP!!

    @redcora—– I HOPE SO!!!!!!!

  • http://www.bossip.com phillyindubai

    Both are cool

  • gemini

    LMAO at beyoncé trying to be edgy… solange looks nice and stylish, bee on the other hand…

  • LOC N GROW

    beyonce is known for looking a mess from time to time im not surprised but solange need to just stay home and enjoy the riches

  • Somyungal

    solo looks cute, I can see where she was going………Beyonce looks SUPER DUPER STUPID!!!! She never looks cute when she dress’es herself! i know J be like “WTF mt girl is such a werido!

  • ManchesterUKer

    They both look nice

  • yall

    i hate these two self hating hoodrat ghetto idiots trying to be rockers. they are so fake its disgusting i mean really.

  • yall

    TirNaNo

    4/19/10, 10:02:am

    These pics are from the Coachella festival, which is a predominately rock/indie music festival. Other pics of them are posted around the internet and you notice that the girls in the background are dressed similarly-hippie chic type wearz.
    _____________________________________________

    and the look doesn’t suite either one of these fake ghetto idiots trying to be low key and different.

  • punchy

    THE BOHO LOW KEY AND CASUAL LOOK LOOKS BETTER ON RHIANNA, LEONA LOUIS, OR SHAKIRA NOT THESE TWO GHETTO SELF HATING BLOWHARDS.

  • droan

    BEYONCE IS GHETTO R&B AND NOT MATTER HOW HARD SHE TRIES, WHAT SHE WEARS WHAT SHE SINGS OR WHICH WHITE MUSIC EVENT SHE SHOWS UP TO THIS FACT WILL NEVER CHANGE! SHE’S OBSESSED WITH HIDING BEHIND THIS FAKE LOW KEY NICE GIRL ACT AND HER HIDING ONLY SHOWS HOW TRULY FAKE SHE IS. SOLANGE TO. SHE WANTS VERY MUCH TO BE BEJORK BUT IT SHE JUST DOESN’T HAVE IT. THAT SAID, BOTH THESE GIRLS NEED TO WEAR WHAT SUITES THEM INSTEAD OF TRYING TO BE SOMETHING THEY ARE NOT. THEY WOULD LOOK A LOT BETTER IN SOME DEREON OR SOME OTHER HOOD STREET WEAR AND THEY KNOW IT! FAKE A*S*S TRY HARDS!

    BEYONCE IS GHETTO R&B AND NO MATTER HOW HARD SHE TRIES, WHAT SHE WEARS, WHAT SHE SINGS OR WHICH WHITE MUSIC EVENT SHE SHOWS UP TO THIS FACT WILL NEVER CHANGE! SHE’S OBSESSED WITH HIDING BEHIND THIS FAKE LOW KEY NICE GIRL ACT AND HER HIDING ONLY SHOWS HOW TRULY FAKE SHE IS. SOLANGE TO. SHE WANTS VERY MUCH TO BE BEJORK BUT IT SHE JUST DOESN’T HAVE IT. THAT SAID, BOTH THESE GIRLS NEED TO WEAR WHAT SUITES THEM INSTEAD OF TRYING TO BE SOMETHING THEY ARE NOT. THEY WOULD LOOK A LOT BETTER IN SOME DEREON OR SOME OTHER HOOD STREET WEAR AND THEY KNOW IT! FAKE A*S*S TRY HARDS!

    BEYONCE IS GHETTO R&B AND NO MATTER HOW HARD SHE TRIES, WHAT SHE WEARS, WHAT SHE SINGS OR WHICH WHITE MUSIC EVENT SHE SHOWS UP TO THIS FACT WILL NEVER CHANGE! SHE’S OBSESSED WITH HIDING BEHIND THIS FAKE LOW KEY NICE GIRL ACT AND HER HIDING ONLY SHOWS HOW TRULY FAKE SHE IS. SOLANGE TO. SHE WANTS VERY MUCH TO BE BEJORK BUT IT SHE JUST DOESN’T HAVE IT. THAT SAID, BOTH THESE GIRLS NEED TO WEAR WHAT SUITES THEM INSTEAD OF TRYING TO BE SOMETHING THEY ARE NOT. THEY WOULD LOOK A LOT BETTER IN SOME DEREON OR SOME OTHER HOOD STREET WEAR AND THEY KNOW IT! FAKE A*S*S TRY HARDS!

    BEYONCE IS GHETTO R&B AND NO MATTER HOW HARD SHE TRIES, WHAT SHE WEARS, WHAT SHE SINGS OR WHICH WHITE MUSIC EVENT SHE SHOWS UP TO THIS FACT WILL NEVER CHANGE! SHE’S OBSESSED WITH HIDING BEHIND THIS FAKE LOW KEY NICE GIRL ACT AND HER HIDING ONLY SHOWS HOW TRULY FAKE SHE IS. SOLANGE TO. SHE WANTS VERY MUCH TO BE BEJORK BUT IT SHE JUST DOESN’T HAVE IT. THAT SAID, BOTH THESE GIRLS NEED TO WEAR WHAT SUITES THEM INSTEAD OF TRYING TO BE SOMETHING THEY ARE NOT. THEY WOULD LOOK A LOT BETTER IN SOME DEREON OR SOME OTHER HOOD STREET WEAR AND THEY KNOW IT! FAKE A*S*S TRY HARDS!

    BEYONCE IS GHETTO R&B AND NO MATTER HOW HARD SHE TRIES, WHAT SHE WEARS, WHAT SHE SINGS OR WHICH WHITE MUSIC EVENT SHE SHOWS UP TO THIS FACT WILL NEVER CHANGE! SHE’S OBSESSED WITH HIDING BEHIND THIS FAKE LOW KEY NICE GIRL ACT AND HER HIDING ONLY SHOWS HOW TRULY FAKE SHE IS. SOLANGE TO. SHE WANTS VERY MUCH TO BE BEJORK BUT IT SHE JUST DOESN’T HAVE IT. THAT SAID, BOTH THESE GIRLS NEED TO WEAR WHAT SUITES THEM INSTEAD OF TRYING TO BE SOMETHING THEY ARE NOT. THEY WOULD LOOK A LOT BETTER IN SOME DEREON OR SOME OTHER HOOD STREET WEAR AND THEY KNOW IT! FAKE A*S*S TRY HARDS!

    BEYONCE IS GHETTO R&B AND NO MATTER HOW HARD SHE TRIES, WHAT SHE WEARS, WHAT SHE SINGS OR WHICH WHITE MUSIC EVENT SHE SHOWS UP TO THIS FACT WILL NEVER CHANGE! SHE’S OBSESSED WITH HIDING BEHIND THIS FAKE LOW KEY NICE GIRL ACT AND HER HIDING ONLY SHOWS HOW TRULY FAKE SHE IS. SOLANGE TO. SHE WANTS VERY MUCH TO BE BEJORK BUT IT SHE JUST DOESN’T HAVE IT. THAT SAID, BOTH THESE GIRLS NEED TO WEAR WHAT SUITES THEM INSTEAD OF TRYING TO BE SOMETHING THEY ARE NOT. THEY WOULD LOOK A LOT BETTER IN SOME DEREON OR SOME OTHER HOOD STREET WEAR AND THEY KNOW IT! FAKE A*S*S TRY HARDS!

    BEYONCE IS GHETTO R&B AND NO MATTER HOW HARD SHE TRIES, WHAT SHE WEARS, WHAT SHE SINGS OR WHICH WHITE MUSIC EVENT SHE SHOWS UP TO THIS FACT WILL NEVER CHANGE! SHE’S OBSESSED WITH HIDING BEHIND THIS FAKE LOW KEY NICE GIRL ACT AND HER HIDING ONLY SHOWS HOW TRULY FAKE SHE IS. SOLANGE TO. SHE WANTS VERY MUCH TO BE BEJORK BUT IT SHE JUST DOESN’T HAVE IT. THAT SAID, BOTH THESE GIRLS NEED TO WEAR WHAT SUITES THEM INSTEAD OF TRYING TO BE SOMETHING THEY ARE NOT. THEY WOULD LOOK A LOT BETTER IN SOME DEREON OR SOME OTHER HOOD STREET WEAR AND THEY KNOW IT! FAKE A*S*S TRY HARDS!

    BEYONCE IS GHETTO R&B AND NO MATTER HOW HARD SHE TRIES, WHAT SHE WEARS, WHAT SHE SINGS OR WHICH WHITE MUSIC EVENT SHE SHOWS UP TO THIS FACT WILL NEVER CHANGE! SHE’S OBSESSED WITH HIDING BEHIND THIS FAKE LOW KEY NICE GIRL ACT AND HER HIDING ONLY SHOWS HOW TRULY FAKE SHE IS. SOLANGE TO. SHE WANTS VERY MUCH TO BE BEJORK BUT IT SHE JUST DOESN’T HAVE IT. THAT SAID, BOTH THESE GIRLS NEED TO WEAR WHAT SUITES THEM INSTEAD OF TRYING TO BE SOMETHING THEY ARE NOT. THEY WOULD LOOK A LOT BETTER IN SOME DEREON OR SOME OTHER HOOD STREET WEAR AND THEY KNOW IT! FAKE A*S*S TRY HARDS!

    BEYONCE IS GHETTO R&B AND NO MATTER HOW HARD SHE TRIES, WHAT SHE WEARS, WHAT SHE SINGS OR WHICH WHITE MUSIC EVENT SHE SHOWS UP TO THIS FACT WILL NEVER CHANGE! SHE’S OBSESSED WITH HIDING BEHIND THIS FAKE LOW KEY NICE GIRL ACT AND HER HIDING ONLY SHOWS HOW TRULY FAKE SHE IS. SOLANGE TO. SHE WANTS VERY MUCH TO BE BEJORK BUT IT SHE JUST DOESN’T HAVE IT. THAT SAID, BOTH THESE GIRLS NEED TO WEAR WHAT SUITES THEM INSTEAD OF TRYING TO BE SOMETHING THEY ARE NOT. THEY WOULD LOOK A LOT BETTER IN SOME DEREON OR SOME OTHER HOOD STREET WEAR AND THEY KNOW IT! FAKE A*S*S TRY HARDS!

    BEYONCE IS GHETTO R&B AND NO MATTER HOW HARD SHE TRIES, WHAT SHE WEARS, WHAT SHE SINGS OR WHICH WHITE MUSIC EVENT SHE SHOWS UP TO THIS FACT WILL NEVER CHANGE! SHE’S OBSESSED WITH HIDING BEHIND THIS FAKE LOW KEY NICE GIRL ACT AND HER HIDING ONLY SHOWS HOW TRULY FAKE SHE IS. SOLANGE TO. SHE WANTS VERY MUCH TO BE BEJORK BUT IT SHE JUST DOESN’T HAVE IT. THAT SAID, BOTH THESE GIRLS NEED TO WEAR WHAT SUITES THEM INSTEAD OF TRYING TO BE SOMETHING THEY ARE NOT. THEY WOULD LOOK A LOT BETTER IN SOME DEREON OR SOME OTHER HOOD STREET WEAR AND THEY KNOW IT! FAKE A*S*S TRY HARDS!

  • danna danna

    BEYONCE IS THE ALTER EGO AND SASHA FIERCE IS THE REAL BEYONCE!

  • drum roll

    Joe

    4/20/10, 01:30:am

    They’ve both always been a little weird when it comes to dressing up. Beyonce got a little better, though, once she stopped wearing her mother’s creations
    ________________________________________________

    whoa whoa beyonce isn’t paying you that much calm down with the a*s*s kissing already.

  • to tell the truth

    TirNaNo

    4/19/10, 10:02:am

    These pics are from the Coachella festival, which is a predominately rock/indie music festival. Other pics of them are posted around the internet and you notice that the girls in the background are dressed similarly-hippie chic type wearz.
    _______________________________________________

    and the look doesn’t suite either one of these ghetto self hating try hards.

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