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Neither…I’m not gay

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IM 2ND CLOWN ASS BUSTAS

OK 3RD

BUT BOTH OF THEM..PROBABLY TYRESE FIRST. BUT LL FOR THE NIGHT TIME..I WILL CONVINCE HIM TO GROW FACIAL HAIR..IN THE PROCESS

Imma go with Jodi on this one….me and sis was JUST talkin about how he slapped girlie then beat it up…I think LL has too much saliva…

I’ll pass on both!!!

Hey KZZ!!!

Black Ty any day! I luvs me some chocolate men.. I bet he will tear it up!!!

HEY GOOD MORNING HONEY’S

both

Just ** dapz** sup son

Tyrese is more my type.

dont like men licking their lips tyrese has a huge mouth ……….. ima say neither

MS.WALLLSSSSS HEY GIRL! WHAT YOU UP TO EARLY THIS A.M?

KZZZME!! HEY MOMMA!

SWEET CHEEKS, WHATS GOOD?

HEY JUST SAYIN!(SMILING)

TO ME, BOTH OF THESE BROTHERS ARE JUST AVERAGE IN THE FACE. BUT BOTH OF THEIR BODIES ARE NICE (with 2 fingers pressed together and a kiss like an italian chef..lol) BUT DO TO MY PROFOUND LOVE FOR CHOCOLATE, I MUST SAY TYRESE WOULD GET IT FIRST. I’D THINK ABOUT LL LATER, BUT HE LICKS HIS DAMNED LIPS TO MUCH FOR ME. AND I BET THEY SMELL LIKE SPITTLE.(YUCK)

BOTH!!!

KZZME!!! Hey Lady!!

Hmmm…

…Tyrese is dressed like Africans (I’m African, so ppl don’t be offended, keep it real) who wear pointy toe shoes that are so long they curl in an upwards fashion

…Jennifer Hudson has returned back to the damn waist belt…

LADIES!

we all know the clear answer is me….

@2CUTE4U HEY MOMMA!! I LOVE THE NEW GRAVIE. IN IT YOU REMIND ME OF FAITH EVANS. FAITH IS MY GIRL, SHE’S MY FAVORITE FEMALE ARTIST BESIDES JILLY FROM PHILLY.(i know irrelavant, but hey..lol) ANYWAY, HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING?

BOTH, two different flavors!!! mmm mmm

@PHILLY 323

I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU, AS I SEE THAT ON SUNDAY YOU GOT MISLEAD BY SOMEONE WHO WAS PLAYING IMPOSTER UNDER MY NAME.

LL is still licking his lips? I know it HAS to smell like saliva at all times.

I would not want to see a mans lips glistening at me when I speak to him. I’m certain this guy takes care of his lips the same way anchormen take care of their hair.

Kzzme ((( hugs))) how are you this morning??

2cute…why you got me wanting lasagna today?…*smiles*

NUNU…ha you you….

Hey Miss Sxy Q!!! Where the hell is Faith Evans? She needs to come back out, I love her voice! Thanks for the compliment. I’m good today! Whats good with you girl? I hope your day is a good one!

@ Wyze Pro

Hey you! I gots plenty of leftovers!! But I must save some for Shomondo! LOL!!☺

ms Walls….hey there

Hey KZZ!! Whats poppin’!!!

@2CUTE4U

YOUR WELCOME MOMMA. GIRL, I DONT KNOW WHERE FAITH IS. I’VE LOVED HER MUSIC EVER SINCE I’VE BEEN LIKE 16, WITH THE FIRST ALBUM. I KNOW THE FIRST 2 INSIDE OUT. ON THIS LAST ONE SHE STARTED TRIPPING HARD!! BUT SHE STILL MY GIRL. SHE HAS A VERY UNIQUE VOICE, AND SHE WRITES FOR ALOT OF PEOPLE. AND MOST PEOPLE DONT EVEN KNOW THAT.

illlllll stick ur tounge back in your mouth LL!!! Good Morning Everone!!

Kzzme…your big day is fast approaching! I still see my old gravie…I think this gravie system sucks.

Wyze, goodmorning!

CINDERELLA DANA DANEEEEEEE!!!

BOTH.

Birthday?!?!…wow…tear the roof!…you got special plans?

PHILLY 323…

You remind me of Carmello Anthony and Nick Cannon…mixed in one…just sayin…

Dam BOTH…but since I look at LL as an uncle I’d say Tyrese can get it all day.

DD…morning!

@ “I CANT MAKE YOU MY FRIEND BECAUSE, FRIENDS DEPEND ON FRIENDS, NOT SXYQ..”(sxyQblondie is wide awake..gonna be a good day)

Hey babe….

It’s hump day… R u ready for the slide to Friday?

Black Ty gets my vote

@JUST SAYIN

I’M ALWAYS READY FOR THE SLIDE TO FRIDAY. I’M READY FOR IT TO TURN INTO A ROLLER COASTER RIDE!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?

@KZZZZZ

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! WE GONE PARTY AND BULLSH*T!(LOL)

@SUGAR WALLS

(cyber hugging back with tough squeeeeezzzzz lol) WHAT YOU UP TO GIRL? YOU’VE GOT TO STAY ON TODAY SO I CAN GET MY ENTERTAINMENT ON!

MORNING ALL…

TYRESE!!!!!! YEA BABY!

@sxyQblondie and kzzme

It’s truly frightening. Shiny lips on a man…there are probably small spit bubbles on the corners of his mouth, all that damn licking…

LL

I’M SAYING, IT’S BAD ENOUGH YOU HAVE TO THINK TWICE ABOUT KISSING A FOOL IN THE MOUTH AS IT IS. BUT LL WANT TO GO AND MAKE IT WORSE BY SATURATING HIS LIPS CONSTANTLY WITH NEVER ENDING SPIT! SH@TS JUST NOT CUTE. I’M WITH 2CUTE4U, IF YOUR LIPS ARE THAT “DRY” GO ON TO THAT GOOD GOOD DRUG STORE AND GET YOU SOME LIP CHAP.

@RE & KZZZ

URGHHHHH..YES WHEN IT DRIES..OMG. DRIED UP CRUSTY AZZ SPIT. REEKING, WHITE AND NASTY…OMG. NEVER MIND. SCRATCH LL ALL TOGETHER..GROSS

Tyson, Tyson Tyson. That fine chocolate Adonnis could get it anyday. Morning, noon and night.

BTW SXY Q your pic is fierce! Nobody’s new gravie was showing up on my screen until two days ago! Someone else said it and I agree, that whole gravatar system is jacked! Everybody was compimenting the gravie and I couldn’t see it! Lookin’ good homie!

black is beautiful, why would you ruin it.

LL will be my number 1 and tyrese would be my side piece.

@2CUTE4U

AWWWW THANK YOU MOMMA. I STAY HAVING TO CLEAR OUT MY CACHE AT HOME BECAUSE IT WONT SHOW UP IMMEDIATELY IF I DONT. AND AT WORK, I JUST SIT AND WAIT, IT WORKS EVENTUALLY(LOL)

Hey Erm….

@sxyQ: “…HE LICKS HIS DAMNED LIPS TO MUCH FOR ME. AND I BET THEY SMELL LIKE SPITTLE.(YUCK)”

That was soooo funny! Gurl you crazy!

But seriously, I would ride LL like an amusement park teacup ride and then drink wine off those abs when I was done. Tyrese would get it after washing my car and helping me with “yard work”. He would get one hell of a tip!!

Hey Kzzm and Mandah *hugging y’all right back!*

LL HAS TOO MUCH SALIVA ACTION FOR ME…AND SPIT STINKS (LOL)…

ROZZZZZAAAAAAA!!!!!!! MY FAVORITE V.A SISTER!! WHAT YOU DOING TODAY? WEATHER HERE IS A TAD BREEZY, BUT IT FEELS WONDERFUL OUTSIDE. I THINK I KIND OF LIKE THE NORFOLK/HAMPTON/V.A BEACH AREA THOUGH. ACTUALLY I’LL BE TOTALLY HONEST WITH YOU. I LOVE IT. AND I’M CONSIDERING RELOCATING.(shhhhh dont tell nobody..lol)

I am about to not like LL in a minute you guys have given me too many visuals! eeeewww

HEY HEY MANDAH!!

@BE REAL

THAT WHOLE SPIT SPIT THING AINT SITTING TO WELL ON THE STOMACH IS IT?(LOL)

KZZME…

My Brother In Law’s BBF just died last night and Im tearing up…I am So SAD….

hell naw!!!

Good Morning everyone!!! Its Wednesday and I haven’t jumped off my office building yet!!

on another note..is 106 still on the air?? I will have to say nay to both I would be afraid to touch LL in fear that his stitchings might come a loose..and I just can get past Tyrese having that lip piercing

kissin is for lovers.. I wouldnt kiss either of them. But I would let Tyrese hit at noon and LL could hit that night.. YUUUMMMMYYY…

@ Nikki

hate to admit it sis, but co-sign. Jodi tore it up.

I AM GAY AND WOULD HIT LL FROM THE BACK AND GO DOWN ON TYRESE

hey kzz, rozza and sxyq!!!

oh and errybody else i phux wit!

just scrolled up to the ll banter…..i’ll black ty for 300 thankyou!!

….. spit bubbles..(shivers) ..eww

on another note..is 106 still on the air?? I will have to say nay to both I would be afraid to touch LL in fear that his stitchings might come a loose

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Cutie pie that is too funny

Yall gonna stop making fun of my boyfriend, I love LL (not so much his lips any more)

I’ve liked Tyrese since he was in the Coca-Cola commercials back in the day. LL is losing his neck, I’m too concerned. JHud looks good, but proved her album cover was super-Photoshopped, and I used to love Busta until I heard he was gay.

Happy Hump Day Ermy, Lauren, Wyze, Just Sayin,Dana Dane, Nikki, Kzz, SugarWalls, sxyQblondie, 2cute, Re, Rozza, Mandah, Be Real and whoever else I missed!!!

@Nikki – sorry to hear about your loss…

@Nikki,

I’m so sorry for your loss

((Sending special cyber hugs to NU))

Sorry about the loss Nik…I’ll say a prayer for you all.

BROKEBACK EXPRESS(Check me out!)

I AM GAY AND WOULD HIT LL FROM THE BACK AND GO DOWN ON TYRESE

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wow if that aint on some T.M.I ish…..

What make you all think LL lips are dry? that’s just his thing he do and, he does it well. LL is just waaaay to goodlooking & Fine, like he will have any one of you. over 99% percent of the men on this blog can not compare to LL Looks and, Ladies LL will never look your way so, I too can understand your frustration- but instead I chose not to say nothing neg, about a man look so dammmm good. PEACE

Goodmorning Aunt Viv!

Hey Mandah!

yeah BROKEBACK EXPRESS just put it out there like yes mutha—as I’m gay and yes I will hit it!

HEYYYY AUNTIE!!

@BE REAL

OKAY, I WILL LEAVE LL.COOL SPIT ALONE, I PROMISE(LOL). WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, I HAD THE ILLEST CRUSH ON HIM. IT KIND OF FADED FAST DURING THE ERA OF THE WHOLE ONE SWEAT LEG UP, ONE DOWN THING. HIS BODY IS STILL IMMACULATE HOWEVER.

hey auntie vivvy!!!

I find Busta to be kind of “Asexual” – not ugly but like plants that have not sex they are just there and reproduce. I like some of his music but I can’t quite put my finger on what it is about him.

@Nikki: You have my prayers.

Hey Auntie Viv!

Off-topic: Barack Obama is going to be in Chesapeake, Va tomorrow and I will be volunteering to set up and help out at the event. I get to hear what he has to say up close and personal. Too bad I can’t get to Denver, but I will be watching!

Umm, love Tyrese’s chocolatey-ness and beautiful smile/teeth…and both have great bods…so there ya have it.

BTW, morning all!!

@2CUTE4U

yeah BROKEBACK EXPRESS just put it out there like yes mutha—as I’m gay and yes I will hit it!

————–FLATLINE—–BEEEP——-BEEP——–

ROFL@KZZME

THERE YOU GO WITH..ROFL, WHY THE BROTHERS FINGERS? HA HA

OH, AND LL’S LIPS STILL SMELL LIKE SPIT.

LMAO @ ROZZA!!!!”I would ride LL like an amusement park teacup ride”!!

Now that was 100% funny as hell!

so.. a blind item was presented on power 105 here in NY this morning and I had a hard time coming up with the answer so here it go…

which female rapper went to a rehab center to get help for her addiction to E?..she came out with a single last year but never released an album..

Both Tyrese and LL have bodies that I would wrap my arms and legs around quick, fast, and in a hurry!

As for LL’s lips – I would Carmex him down in his sleep, so he would wake up with pre-moistened lips, eliminating the need for all that licking. And besides, who wants dry-assed lips near the punanny?

OMG…yall made them come down…now ppl are gonna come up to me and ask whats wrong…

Thanks guys i love yall….

Tyrese, that smiles worth it!

@KZZ – WOW!!! yeah the brother fingers never quite heard it like that.

But that comment was little off center…

HEY AUNT VIV!!! ( in uncle phil voice) “VIIVIAAAAN!!” lol

♥☺♥☺♥☺2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺(Check me out!)

Hey Mandah!

yeah BROKEBACK EXPRESS just put it out there like yes mutha—as I’m gay and yes I will hit it!

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hey gurl!!! lol sound like a excerpt from a zane book, i can imagine the title “Brokeback Chocolate” lol lemme stop!

Goodmorning Just Sit and Be Pretty!

Yes Tyrese…(daydreaming and sighing)! Chocolatey goodness. Go listen to signs of lovemaking on Youtube, that song will have you wet! Ok ladies sorry for the sexual content…but I sweat its true!

@ Rozza

lmao tru tru

@ MANDAH

ROTF LAUGHING!! You sooo craaazy girl!!! Zane book!!

@cutie pie: No other hints?

“I swear its true”! typo

@Kzz,

There was a rumor about Busta and others being on the DL. It was a while ago I don’t remember when exactly, but I was sad because he was my crush for a minute…

Hi cutie pie, I didn’t see you earlier!

Morning All!

I’ma have to go with Jodie, i LOVE me some Jodie! And when he was in Four Brothers, oh my GOSH DARN IT!

@MADAME ENIGMA

OHHH MY GOODNESS. I HAVE THIS WEIRD INFATUATION WITH ANDRE 3000. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. YEAH I KNOW HE’S “DIFFERENT”, BUT I LOVE HIM.

hey aunt viv!!

@ Rozza

No that’s it

@ Kzz

it could be her but did foxy come out with a song last year?

I was thinking it was Eve being that she’s been gone for so long but I don’t recall her coming out with a song since her last album…I don’t know

LOL @ Mandah : )

@Rozza,

“As for LL’s lips – I would Carmex him down in his sleep, so he would wake up with pre-moistened lips, eliminating the need for all that licking. And besides, who wants dry-assed lips near the punanny?”

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You said Carmex.

*DEAD*

Those Zane books are the truth!! Once you start reading them you can’t put them down!

Ok, I’m gonna have to step out of here for a moment! The whole talk about Tyrese, oral sex, lips…its got me “tingly”!

@Cutie Pie,

I’m gonna bet a nickel and say it’s Eve. I think she had a single last year…

@Kzz,

Noooooo!!! I would have fallen out of my chair. Wow.

Tyrese,but he would have to do it rough like in “Baby Boy”

@Cutie Pie

Funny enough,I’m gonna have to say Eve.

@ rozza

As for LL’s lips – I would Carmex him down in his sleep

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DEAD!!!

@ KZZ,

Wait, yall talkin bout Signs of Love Making, but NO…have yall heard that “Morning After” on Black Ty album…i swear that junk gets me going everytime. And when he whispers…oh my oh my! I aint gon lie, sometimes i imagine that my man is Black Ty, lol! Its embarrassing but true. Not to take anything away from my ole man, but i LOVE that chocolate brother right thur!!!

LL is getting fat and expanding…guess that comes with old age.

CAT EYES(Check me out!)

Tyrese,but he would have to do it rough like in “Baby Boy”

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“IMA CLEAN UP IMA CLEAN UP!!!! YEESSSSSS I’LL MAKE THE TACCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!”

Lmao!! i had to do it!!!

@ rozza yes lawd! them zane books will have a sista callin off work just to finish!!!

Can all three of us make a “me” sandwich? That would be scrumptious.

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Eve did have a single out last. It was ringtone or something like that.

No it was called Tambourine.

@Kzz,

Word, we’re living in some wierd times right now…

But Eve put out an album that had Tambourine on it.

That’s easy… LL… yum yum.

Tyrese is wayyyyy too annoying!

http://www.cafepress.com/obamaworld

Yes We Can!

KESHA!! Ok girl we need to put out a disclaimer! Get out your Black Ty album you know the one where he tried to rap… listen to Morning After! that song will have you calling your man, telling him to get his ass home from work immediately!!

“Tyrese are you ready for me, I’ll do anything to fulfill your needs, tell me what you want and I got you baby, whisper in my ear while I’m driving you crazy”….Some of the lyrics to Signs of Lovemaking ladies! Cop it!

My Jody.

Dang did somebody up there say Tyrese is married? I hope he didn’t marry that same crazy b*tch that said he beat her up then later she retracted the story.

Good morning Sxyq, Kzzy, Rozza, Mandah, Auntie Viv, and anyone i missed… you know i have to butt-in b/c i dont get up early b/c i work nights..Sxyq… you are making me crazy wiht the beach thing, no beach here in AZ———– just moutains, but i will see Lake Michigan soon babyyyyyyy…you guys will have to come out for a visit sometime!

both baby!!!! some dark chocolate and some milk chocolate… YUM, YUM

soul urge numbers are posted in the Damon post

Hey KZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, my fault on the late response, it a litttle crazy here today

Auntie Viv.. never really had comvo too much with you but i like yuor style! Ll is too fine but enough already with the licking of the lips..

@ 2 cute for you

“that song will have you calling your man, telling him to get his ass home from work immediately!!”

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I know thats right. Nothin like that “cant even wait to make it through the front door” kinda lovin! I had some of that mess yesterday after work…O K! That’s what i’m talkin bout! I want a repeat of that junk tonight! I’ma listen to Morning After right before, get me ready!

@ ms braided beauty,

I just realized that girl in your gravie is your daughter(after reading your post yesterday). She is soooo adorable. Reminds me of my lil sis. She’s at that age where she loves taking pics of herself too, awww to be so young and innocent. I remember those days. I think more young girls need to stay young girls longer! I feel like the world is growing up waaaayyyy too fast

I must say though..tyrese has a nice booty

Mornin’ Ms. Braided!

its not bout LL FOOL J and LAMErese

the clear choice is philly

but tyrese was all hospitable even if he wasnt puttin money on the courts that day

so he gets pass

@MADAME

ANDRE3000 JUST DOES SOMETHING TO ME. I SWEAR I LOVE HIM..LOL

@ KZZ

“You in trouble thinking about Tyrese while with your man! LOL You aint right!”

I know, man. I feel bad (sometimes)! But he knows i LOVE Jodie! And i dont do it all the time, lol! Usually only after i’ve seen a Jodie movie or heard a Jodie song, it gets me worked up and i take it out on him (shyt, he should like that). If i were him, i’d buy me all the Jodie i could find!

Kesha (I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD) It’s Hump-day!!(Check me out!)

@ ms braided beauty,

I just realized that girl in your gravie is your daughter(after reading your post yesterday). She is soooo adorable. Reminds me of my lil sis. She’s at that age where she loves taking pics of herself too, awww to be so young and innocent. I remember those days. I think more young girls need to stay young girls longer! I feel like the world is growing up waaaayyyy too fast

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cosign 1000%

@braided

hey momma!!!

I think Black Ty gets this, mind you he should look after them feet more, looks like he has a bunion which is malforming the left shoe

i don’t understand why uncle L won’t stop licking his lips obsesively, it really bothers me.

BUSTA RHYMES SEEMS TO HAVE TIMBALAND’S WEIGHT GAIN SYNDROME, FOR REAL. HE LOOKS A HOT AZZ MESS.

I HEARD HE IS GAY BUT TYRESE CAN GET IT WITH HIS CHOCOLATE SELF. HE USED TO BE BIGGER THOUGH, RIGHT?

YEAH LL LICKING HIS LIPS IS PLAYED!!!

@ KZZ

But tell the truth Ladies, don’t Ty seem like he can just put it down? I mean just look at him when he’s singing! his body language! WHOA! I need a break! LOL!

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lol

you know?

that’s all I’m saying…

UUUMMMM NO! I would usually reply with some sort of bodily harm to the two loser picks but I neither think about or care about to two.

If cut both there heads off and remove the remainder of there personalities I would consider them interesting….lol

Philly inda 323(Check me out!)

its not bout LL FOOL J and LAMErese

the clear choice is philly

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gives philly a hug…its alright papa

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sxyQblondie wide awake and laughing at “the game”)(Check me out!)

@MADAME

ANDRE3000 JUST DOES SOMETHING TO ME. I SWEAR I LOVE HIM..LOL

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you aint neva lied.. i used to put “Prototype” on repeat like he made that song bout me lol

i love his “unique-ness” he the type of brotha that will pull out some crazy organic ish on you in the bed… have yo azz swingin from baskets n sh!t!!! lol

^ lol

wait wait I said wait dammit!! is Tyrese married??!!

Kzzme…you ever get to see those shoes? Or is Nikki still failing us all…

NIKKI…don’t get too happy. This is just a summer intern posting these. In a few weeks we gonna go back to your “regular” selections…*snicker*

Mandah i sleep right…. thank you missy, yeah she put her picture up on her friends computer b/c this one im on at home doesnt let you put pics up.. but yeah she is such a lil diva but not fast she just like to take pictures but i say at least she keeps her appereance up…. you feel me.. TYRA MAIL!!!

Kesha…. im sorry that message was for you ms lady, i was typing Mandah one also and mixed it up… gues im not as spiffy as SXYQ this morning.. but im just getting over my stiff neck.. i dont know SXYQ might have twisted it while i was sleep.. cause sxyq is a night owl and a early bird.. just joking skyq!!!!!!1

‘If I had to hit one of them?’ It would have to be Tyrese. I’d wallop that mofo right in the mouth. Five across the lips – BAM! Who in the hell is that happy all the time? He’s been showing that same Cheshire grin since the damn ‘Coca Cola’ commercials. I can count how many teeth he got.

@ braided

she is such a lil diva but not fast she just like to take pictures but i say at least she keeps her appereance up…. you feel me.. TYRA MAIL!!!

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thats how every lil girl should be, high self esteem and self respect.. you’ve done a phenominal job with from the looks of things

oops

not you Kzz…

lol

um, er

nevermind…

Philly inda 323…

I apologize. I hope I didn’t offend you.

NotOne…

I miss you…and you make me sick

Busta looks like he smells like tiger balm and cheddar cheese

Graphixmeister(Check me out!)

‘If I had to hit one of them?’ It would have to be Tyrese. I’d wallop that mofo right in the mouth. Five across the lips – BAM! Who in the hell is that happy all the time? He’s been showing that same Cheshire grin since the damn ‘Coca Cola’ commercials. I can count how many teeth he got.

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thats easy, you want a challenge? count how many lil dolphin teeth diddy got! ha! take that!! lol

Even without his dreads, Busta still looks like he itches.

Mandah… thanks babes,,, and im sure you are a great mom also… if you dont have kids im sure you will be, b/c you know how we do it.. we get our upbringings from that older black generations who would never let their kids sass them like some of these do.. i remember when Steve harvey said that lady in the stores son said “bite me” to the mom… oh lordy have mercy on my butt if i had ever told my mom that and wouldnt tell her that today… and im grown! bite me please i wish a kid of mine would tell me to bite me!!!! oh lordy!!!!!!

cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985*(Check me out!)

Busta looks like he smells like tiger balm and cheddar cheese

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out cold!!! lol you crazy!!!

You have beautiful teeth….

Rozza.. happy hump day lady.. hows that rotweiller doing… good i hope i love me some rotweillers… i cant help but remember bisquit my cuz big ole rotti!!

lol

who me?

yes you…

ms braided beauty chicagos own my stiff neck is gone thanks to be real!(Check me out!)

Mandah… thanks babes,,, and im sure you are a great mom also… if you dont have kids im sure you will be, b/c you know how we do it.. we get our upbringings from that older black generations who would never let their kids sass them like some of these do.. i remember when Steve harvey said that lady in the stores son said “bite me” to the mom… oh lordy have mercy on my butt if i had ever told my mom that and wouldnt tell her that today… and im grown! bite me please i wish a kid of mine would tell me to bite me!!!! oh lordy!!!!!!

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your welcome and thank you momma!

and hellz no

i remeber i tried my mamma when i was like 14 and told her to mind her biz…gurl… i just got my memory of that week back yesterday!! lol!!!

my neices and nephews dont even try me!!!

im flattered….

can i count on your vote this week?

I’m partial to chocolate… so Tyrese.

I have been in love with LL since 10th grade. I would ride that horse till the saddle broke…

KZZME…

e-mail me at youapaperchaser@aol.com

I saw Tyrese jogging outside the Mandarin Hotel one afternoon. HE REALLY IS FINE!!!

Sure…why not?

Usain Bolt just broke the world record in the 200M dash. He ran 19.30 and bested Michael Johnson’s 19.32. Not shocking given the fact that he ran 9.69 after only running 85 metres or so. But holy smoke, that nicca musta had some spicy jerk before the race.

19.30 is about 31mph’s.

@Braided: Nibbles is doing fine, laying over in the corner snoring. I think he is getting tired of seeing me all the time. When I am home he doesn’t go back to bed like he ususally does.

dope…LADIES LETS NOT FORGET

the vote goes as following

Which One Would You Hit?—–

PHILLY

tyrese

ll fool j

Busta looks like he smells like tiger balm and cheddar cheese

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WTF….DEAD DAMMIT!

@Philly: What do your abs look like? We need to see the goods to make the proper assessment of your “do-ability”.

and your bum….

and your pecks…and hair…

WOW. so cool guy,does he still hook up with those tall beauties on the tall dating site:” T a l l m i n g l e . c o m “? The last time I saw his profile is last monday, hope he does not leave.

Mandah i sleep right.. one time my friend girl wasin a grocery store in chi called Dominick’s and her son was acting up , falling all out taking things off the shelf and throwing them, she went to the parking lot with him and took off her belt and tore that booty up, this white lady was on her cell phone and called the police ( i say white b/c) you know a black mama would have cheered, the police came and she told them, this is my son i will whip his as* as long as he got air in him, i birthed him , i feed him , now if you want to tell me what to do then you be his parent, needless to say, he went on , but like bernie mac said, people need to mind their business a good butt whipping on the butt aint never hurt no kid… long as it aint no bruises and bite marks and burns and all kind of crap! thats child abuse, butt wehippings aint!

Rozza… i think sxyq drinks tiger milk with the tail hanging over the glass rim.. lol she has so much energy!!lol!

ILL…

You have been kinda harsh lately. Why?

Kzzy… you know sxyq drinks tiger milk with the tail over the rim.. ole girl has energy for days .. im just wiping the sleep out of my eyes and doing my morning stretches.. its 8:43 her in AZ, and drinking my hot green tea… its really helping my neck to un twist!

Kzzy.. SXYQ wont answer my posts so im going to make her angry… SXYQ’s butt is so high she can reach over her shoulder and get her wallet out of her back pocket…. i know that ish aint that funny but it is funny everytime i see a high butt. LOL!! kzzy you crazy girl!!

@ Ms. Braided

I believe in a good butt whipping. I see my daugher needs one every now and then because she forgets…so I gently remind her. I think people have gotten too soft on disciplining their kids and that is why so many children are unruly and don’t respect adults or authority now. I was talking to my MIL and she was telling me how my 18 year old nephew yelled at her and walked out of the house while she was talking to him. Back in the day you couldn’t turn your back on Big Momma. You’d end up in an grave EARLY behind that shyt.

@ Philly…I’d vote for ya but how old are you?

Jerome…

You can have him…but refrain from the name calling…it not Lady like…

@ ill

can today please be the day you refrain from calling a woman a derogatory name??

Im just me…. lady i know thats right… my daughter has much respect for me and all grown folks… her dad got killed when i was carrying her, he never saw her and she looks like he spit her out and we all know too mant off our young men are getting killed over crap..he was just 21, and in chi-town it is crazy, some idiot said if i loe chi so much why did i leave.. what a dumb as* thing to say… hell yeah i love chi and im damn sure going back, thats me and im like bernie mac he always upheld chi,,, how can you not although it is violent.. i just needed a breather, but now that i exhaled it on!!! some times you think other things are better but when you get there its like damn i cant wait ti get up out of this place.. like stve harvey said .. you ever benn with somebody your as8 wanted to get away from! lol ! excuse my language but thats how he said it!

Tyrese!!!

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

Go home little fish. Dont be mad heffa because i have better head skillz than you. I can prolly take your man. You better fall back and handle your business.

Neither!

http://www.NycCelebs.com

OOOH!!! “Jody my Jody” LOL!!!

I’m still a huge fan of my chocolate Ty baby!!! I saw him @ a party Brandy threw a few years back and I like to jumped on him LOL!!! Thank GOD I wasn’t drunk LOL!!!!

….LL has never done anything for me SMS

@NIKKI UNDERWOOD (R.I.P Mook)

Nikki Nikki Nikki what can I say Ummmm Ummmm Ummm!!!! LOL

tyrese hands down

LL because he seems like a genuinely nice guy. Tyrese acts like such an a**hole most of the time.

Good afternoon M-Daddy! How you feeling today?

Chocolate and Caramel is my favorite desert…I’ll take both please and with extra nuts..LOL!

@ ILL

HEY BOO!!!

Damn BRB

Hey Dana!!!

M-DADDY…

Jerome…

Whatever dude…you know in my hood dudes like you get killed. Im not promoting such acts I just want you to be careful.

Notorius one… happy hump day.. how are you today and YES we can.. for sure!!!!

Rozza.. hey lady you may have to send those crab cakes… fed ex to chi-town, but make sure you wrap them real good in syrofoam!!!(smile)

@Braided: I got you! Last night I made a shrimp dish that was off the chain! Y’all made me hungry and I had to do what I had to do.

How high my drive is, I couldn’t but I would just put them in categories; Tyrese for longevity, LL Cool J for experience… The best of both worlds

Couldn’t choose that is

@Rozza♥(Check me out!)

Good afternoon M-Daddy! How you feeling today?

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Hey Rozza, I’m good. My son has his first football game today so you know I’m juiced

Rozza… you crazy lady… now you done made me hungry…. and it aint even lunch time yet!

botha dem….

Widda pistol!

“Tyrese-Monday, Wednesday, Friday

LL-Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday

And on the seventh day she rested and gave glory to God for bringing these two fine specimens of virility and masculinity into her boring little sexually frustrated life!”

I have just flatlined!

@ ms braided beauty chicagos own my stiff neck is gone thanks to be real!

Hey baby girl

Sandy(Check me out!)

Chocolate and Caramel is my favorite desert…I’ll take both please and with extra nuts..LOL!

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i see yall been cuttin up while i was out to lunch!! lol

m daddy oaklands finest… im fine how are you today boo!

Mandah.. i got a blueberry bagel you can have can you trade me for a cranberry/orange muffin?

@ keeping it cool

Try Keeping it real, LL is fine as hell, and for the record scroll back up and see what I post. I saaaaaidd I bet LL look 99% better than half of the MEN posting. how do you know that he drip spit all down your back

Notorius one…. chi-town is smooth.. nobody clowning so far, i guess they chilled for Bernie mac’s funneral, some one said what was jesse jackson doing there, jesse is from chi and his Operation Push headquarters is there!! but all in all its calm now!

Very bad news about U.S. Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones (D-Ohio):

Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones (D-Ohio) is in a Cleveland hospital after suffering an aneurysm that caused her to lose consciousness while driving Tuesday night.

A spokesman for Cleveland’s Huron Hospital told The Associated Press that Tubbs Jones has been stabilized, but Capitol Hill sources said that her condition was serious.

Cleveland’s WOIO is reporting that Tubbs Jones is on life support.

Both – wit da lights on.

@ ms braided beauty…

Glad to hear thta all is well in the CHI. Maaan, I wish I could have turned out for Bernie’s memorial service. I know it was crazy. Did you get a chance to go? Was it open to the public?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Notorius one… no i didnt get to go but my family members went and it was parts of it open to the public because mac man was so public with himself… im still in AZ but i will be going back Sunday the 24th, chicago schools start in Sept, but my family keeps me abreast on the happenings in chi… i got a email from a friend who sent me the obituary and mannn was it long, had about 100 pictures on there even had his mom’s picture who died when he was 16, looked just like each other,, even had a picture of the wonder bread truck he drove years back, remember me saying back on my post he use to drive by my house in it!

notorius one… mac man helped keep the peace in chi.. so i hope they dont act a fool now.. you know he always visited the Cook County Jail and talked with regular gang bangers and thugs, they loved him!

NotOne…

Youre welcomed anytime….

TYRESE…PANTIES DOWN…..HE COULD GET IT BACKWARDS……MWAH!

Both.

jimmy- are u a dude?

Hey Rozza,

I know Im mad late

Both, Tyrese first.

What up M-Daddy?

How you holding up today???

@Dana: I just got back in. Obama is coming to Chesapeake, Va tomorrow and I am a volunteer at the event. I was trying to get some tickets for my church, but they had given them all out within two hours!

@ ms braided beauty…

“he always visited the Cook County Jail and talked with regular gang bangers and thugs, they loved him!”

Yeah I hear that a lot from comedians. For some reason they feel a sense of responsibility to reach out to the brahs behind bars. I know in talking to Cedric the Entertainer he does a lot of ish on the low w/ the St. Louis community.

@ NIKKI…

“Youre welcomed anytime….”

What am I welcome to anytime?

More news on Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones:

After suffering a massive aneurysm while behind the wheel Tuesday night in Cleveland, Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones (D-Ohio) is in grave condition and may be taken off of life support as early as this afternoon, according to WOIO in Cleveland.

Sydney…

I just heard…this has got to stop…

NotOne..

You are too bad…

notorius one… yeah he was real down to earth.. never got that hollywood attitude, they way he was on stage thats the way he was in life… ‘”"who you with”"” remember me and Brooklyn use to crack his jokes on here way back 3 mths ago!!! i use to always tell Brooklyn BUST_A_NUT so we go to sleep! LOL!

CNN just announced that Stephanie Tubbs Jones has passed. There will be a briefing this afternoon.

How awful. . .

@Sydney: Breaking News: Rep. Tubbs has died. But I cannot get any other information.

Hi Rozza, I’m so sad right now. I think I need a hug. . .

It’s not like I knew her personally or anything — I did watch some of her interview during the primary, and from what I’ve heard, she was a very nice and vibrant sista. This is tragic. And there has been so much death this year.

I found this online:

Tubbs Jones was “for all intents and purposes dead when they brought her into the hospital” Tuesday night, the station reported in a breaking news update that interrupted regular morning programming.

The station, reporting from outside Huron Hospital in East Cleveland, where Tubbs Jones was brought Tuesday night, said her condition was “grave.” The report also indicated that life support could be “withdrawn sometime [Wednesday] afternoon.”

Tubbs Jones’s office released a statement earlier Wednesday saying the congresswoman had suffered an aneurysm and described her condition as stable.Her office could not be reached to confirm WOIO reports that her life is in immediate jeopardy

Joyce Persaud, a spokeswoman for Huron Hospital, said she could not comment on Tubbs Jones’ condition or confirm reports about her condition, but said that she expected the hospital to release a statement sometime this afternoon.

philly 323 got my vote.

@ Sydney…

This is horrible news. She is definitely one of the great exemplary pillars in the black community and in Congress. Definitely hope things take a turn for the better. This would be a devastating loss for the state of Ohio and for the country as a whole.

@ NIKKI…

“You are too bad…”

How am I bad?!?!? LOL

@NotoriousOne

CNN is airing a briefing now on her death, but I can’t watch it, www(dot)cnn(dot)com. I have to go, but I’ll check in later.

Yes, this is horrible news. . .I feel horrible for her family.

@ ms braided beauty…

We not gonna get into Kings of Comedy. That is my ISH!!! Have that joint on my iPhone right now. I STAY watching that. Three minutes, that’s a round in a heavyweight fight…and some people get knocked out before the end of the first round. LMBAO!!

So from what I hear she was on Forest Hill blvd and the Cleveland Hts Police found her in the grass after following her because she was ‘driving erratically’….

Oh not to make it a race issue but only Black ppl are talking about it here at work….

@Sydney: Our prayers and condolences must now go out to her family at this time and the constituents she represented.

Very…very..bad

@ Sydney…

“CNN is airing a briefing now on her death, but I can’t watch it”

Yeah I don’t think I’m able to watch it either. They say these things do happen in 3s, Bernie, Issac & now Rep. Tubbs-Jones.

@Sydney: Why does the Breaking News banner on CNN say she’s in critical condition but the CNN website says she died? They can’t be THAT far behind!

Lovin KZZME!!!

The doctors for Rep. Tubbs say she is in critical condition with limited brain function. The earlier announcement from her staff was wrong. But the aneurysm is inoperable and she is left with very little brain function.

“Ohio Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones remains in critical condition, says the chief of staff at Ohio’s Huron Hospital”. as of 2:43pm.

Notorius one… if can go to youtube.com and google up bernie mac def jam with martin lawrence… that clip is funny as heck the one where he has on the pants with his face on it.. he was younger than!

@ KZZMERGHTTHERE…

“but then I saw NIKKU was, I was o.k A GOOD PERSON! still here!”

Well you know NIKKI gonna be around waiting for that rare posting of Blair or Denzel or Idris…but she gotta learn to appreciate the Midget Macs, the Ricky Ross, the Freeways…*snicker*

@ ms braided beauty…

I’ma see if I can Google that one on my phone.

*snicker* Imma get NotOne…

Why must you break my heart? The Freeways of the world? You are too much…

Id share Blair with you any day sis…choo chooo

Yeah NotOne…is lookin for a “e-gang” beating…thanks Num1…

I’m back. . .I also read that she’s in critical condition, but it appears that she has suffered massive brain damage. Perhaps her family is waiting to make an official announcement:

Tubbs Jones was scheduled to attend the Democratic National Convention next week in Denver, Colorado, as a superdelegate.

Elected to Congress in 1998, she is the first black U.S. representative from Ohio. She was an early supporter of Clinton’s White House bid but endorsed Barack Obama in June after the New York senator bowed out of the race.

KZZME…

CNN has changed the game up major…but I hear where youre coming from…

He was the first to get kicked off I Love Money

@ NIKKI…

“He was the first to get kicked off I Love Money”

Yeah I’m sure he had big plans for that money. But you heard him say he has more money than everyone in the house…LOL

And hey, at his level he’s juuuuuuust right

KZZ & NotOne….

you guys truly made my day better…thanks

@ NIKKI…

Yes, it has definitely been a pleasure ladies. I’m headed down to court so I’ll catch up w/ y’all another day.

Yes I have been cutting up as I stated I’ll take both with extra nuts and I’ll provide the sweet cherry. I wonder which one I’ll lick first-the chocolate or the caramel. Guys, help a sista out with this hard dilemma!

Until we meet again….

Hi Kzz, yes, it’s very sad. . .it has been a turbulent year, hasn’t it?

I came across this info as well: WOIO in Cleveland had reported earlier Wednesday that Tubbs Jones was “for all intents and purposes dead when they brought her into the hospital,” but hospital spokesmen at a news conference would only say that her brain function was severely limited and that the lawmaker was still on a ventilator and life support. Officials from Tubbs Jones office have not been available since 11 a.m. It was not clear when hospital officials or family or staff of Tubbs Jones would provide an update on her condition.

Ummmm both are VERY hott…but I have 2 go with Tyrese…I’m sure he got tha bigger bodily organ. lol

notorius one… that is the one where he talks about jail and all… and i give midget mac credit for standing up for what he believes in.. “i aint gonna put no panties on”"”" lol!!

>>>>>>>I’d hit BOTH @ the SAME TIME…. Whoa!!

baby Boy Always is a special Chocolate Treat.. Always on time for my Freaky Mandingo Fetish… and LL.. well that’s an ALL TIME FAV.. every closet freaks Dream…. I NEED LOVE… RIGHT NOW…

Panties are overrated……

@ NIKKI UNDERWOOD (R.I.P Mook)

ILL…

You have been kinda harsh lately. Why?

cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985*

@ ill

can today please be the day you refrain from calling a woman a derogatory name??

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I guess I’m not the only one beginning to see the systematic unraveling of the facade.

If you take into consideration the types of derogatory statements he’s made about woman or towards woman and men on this site I’m inclined to believe he’s deeply troubled in some way.

His comments suggest to me he’s either, been severely hurt by a woman, his relationship or lack of with his mother and other woman causing him to view them as the reason for what he perceives to be his failures as a man, is extremely insecure or a repressed latent homosexual accompanied by narcissistic tendencies.

Whichever the case, based on reading a lot of the comments that he’s made about woman, towards woman and men, the constant posturing, the need to be seen as a staunch heterosexual, as well as the need to (what in his mind is the ultimate insult) belittle other men by deeming “them” to be gay, suggests (regardless of what his response is going to be providing he reads this and chooses to respond)to me, it’s a compilation of the aforementioned.

I would go into further detail of why I’ve come to this conclusion or why I even chose to take the time to make such an assessment but I have neither the time or space it would it take to truly give credence to my analysis.

Suffice it to say I truly see someone who is screaming for acceptance whether it be of himself, from others or both.

I’ll take both! Tyrese first—–have a lil darkmeat for dinner. The for my just desserts—a lil Carmel delight to enjoy ALL NIGHT.

@Da Truff: What am I missing? Why are you talking about panties?

BOTH…AS OFTEN AS MY HEALTH WILL ALLOW!!!

OOOOOO WEEEEEEE CAN’T CHOOSE… BOTH PLEASE WITH A DOUBLE SCOOP AND DOES THE WORD 3 SOME MEAN ANYTHING :0)

TYRESE…AAAAAALL DAAAAAAAAYYY!!!

Sorry Philly The Cj is here and I am always the ladies choice sorry:(

@Da Truff Hurtz

NNNNO babe! Panties must be worn at all times…or at least underneath clothing!

LL Cool J I would hit first , and would suck and lick every part I could, I would knock his ass out,

if I was single….cool James….thats my generation. Tyrese is a kid to me.

kettles(Check me out!)

dont like men licking their lips tyrese has a huge mouth ……….. ima say neither

you right about that not one of them do a thing for me.

nah i aint affend about ty dressing african hell he looks african lmao black as he is damn his dark ass hell! like a big black ape

ugh asian men only!

ugh asian men only!

JENNIFER HUDSON…

ALL THEM PICS WAS FROM KINDA FAR AWAY!!!

SNUCK IN HUH???

Why do I have to chose? Can I just let both of them blow my back out?

BOTH!!

Ummmmmmmmmm….I say we do a threesome and I hit em both!!

Ya’ll frontin on this board. I’ll take both any day.

LL….ALL DAY ERRRR DAY……

tyrese, ll cool j look gay,lick his lips too damn much

Are you serious right now? I can’t even believe you would have to choose! LL All the Way. He been fine since I eas like 9 years old. I wanted him then, and I want him now. Guess what? Im 30. Tyreese look like a baby T-rex! Yuck

T Y R E S E!!!

LL doesn’t and NEVER has done ANYTHING for me!

What in the living hell is ‘tiger balm’? Is that like ‘Preparation H’?

Both but not at the same time. I am not that freaky.

LL on Mondays, Tuesdays & Wednesdays

Tyrese on Thursdays, Fridays & Saturdays

Rest on Sunday !

tyrese today.

LL tomorrow.

lol.

In English – Tyrese

In chinese – * > – # / ^

In spanish – Caliente Tyrese

in any language – TYRESE!!!!

LL all the time but Tyrese once, just to try him out.

LL Was back in the day fine. Lo Siento.LL But baby its all about that fiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeee azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz TYRESE.UUUUUMMMMMM MY MY MY.

LL!!!!!

LL!!!!!!!!

LL DEFFINETELY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN TYRESE CAN GET IT TOO BUT I WOULD CHOOSE LL FIRST

i would hit ll and i had a crush onbusta rhymes forever i would kiss him

Tyrese

Both!!!! Same time and I’m not even like that. HAHAHAHA But damn a sista couldn’t choose if she had to. Tyrese seems like he would be more fun to do though. WINK