We’d never have guessed it from how hard she pops her cakes, but Dwight Howard’s ex-girlfriend and mother of his son, Royce Reed actually has a very soft side. The former Miami Heat and Orlando Magic dancer did a recent radio interview that included a minor break down. Pop the hood to listen.

Note to parents, Royce says her Mom and Dad wouldn’t let her date until after high school. Is it just us or do all the late bloomers end up going buckwild eventually?

We’ve definitely given Royce a few knocks, but you have to admit, she goes to good lengths to show she’s not like those other materialistic uppity golddiggers right?

Who believes she’s done dating pro athletes and entertainers? What about the cake poppin’ pool parties?

We’ve seen the TV footage, stripper or not, it seems like this one struggles to stay off the pole…