Playing Platinum Life Vs. Being A Real Rapper

- By Bossip Staff Categories: News

Ludacris Platinum Life Web Edition

Last week, R&B newcomer Shontelle shared with us how much she loves playing Platinum Life. So, that got us to thinking: Could playing Platinum Life be better than being an actual, real-life rapper. In a word: HELL YEAH! Pop the hood to find out why.

Most people would think we’re crazy for choosing a social networking game over the real life money, clothes and hoes, but like Diddy said: “Mo’ money, mo’ problems.” Or in the case of most of Diddy’s acts: “No money, mo’ problems.” Here are just a few reasons we’ll keep our platinum pimpin’ to the interwebs.

1. The chances of you becoming a star rare. Not everyone can be Nicki Minaj… but we can dream.
2. Industry Rule #4080: Record company people are shady. Have you ever read a record company contract? You’re basically paying them to let you release music. Word to Prince.
3. The minute you become a star, all the blogs do is tear you down. Damn, hater a*s haters.
4. Kat Stacks. Enough said.
5. When the checks stop coming in… they REALLY stop coming in.

So for all those reasons and about 45,340 more, for our money Platinum Life is a much better bet.

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