Dhani Jones hasn’t had a girlfriend in a minute, and when we heard his list of qualities he’s looking for in a lady, we understood why!!! This muhfugga puts Chilli’s requirements to shame. Not only does his woman have to put it down in the kitchen, she’s also gotta be multi-lingual and adventurous enough to go rough it with the Travel Channel star. And that’s not even the half of it!!! Pop the hood for the list.
Dhani Jones went on Shade 45 “The Morning After With Angela Yee” to talk about the new season of his Travel Channel show “Dhani Jones Tackles The Globe” where he participates in national pastimes around the world such as a strongman competition in Iceland, and cricket in Jamaica and while he was there he admitted that he’s been single for awhile and he keeps a LIST of qualities he’s looking for in a woman. She’s gotta have at least 75% of the list for him to even consider her:
Here’s Dhani’s List:
quick-witted, yet possesses a calming motherly quality
tall, slender (but she can be a little bit thicker)
from a great background
Exotic, maybe light brown/olive complected/mixed background
stands firm behind her man (but not in front, perhaps beside)
wants a huge family
can talk to a homeless person or a wealthy person
she can play in the mud in the morning and go to a black tie event at night
she’s ok on her own but she loves her man
independently wealthy helps
WOW… anybody think he may end up a bachelor for life???
Think we’re gonna take a pass on Dhani. He strikes us as the kind of guy that’d give you a hemp bracelet instead of jewelry from Cartier as an anniversary present anyway.