BOSSIP’s Naomi Campbell Survival Guide

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Bangers, Bossip Exclusives, News

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Naomi Campbell will cut a b*tch, no matter what Oprah says. The brawling Brit banger will sit down with Oprah on Monday’s show and solemnly swear to not use her phone while driving. According to Gawker, Harpo also supposedly gets the model to agree to sign a “No Phone Throwing Zone” pledge. We notice there is all kinds of wiggle room in that agreement. Naomi said she wouldn’t throw the phone, that is not to say she won’t take her CrackBerry, grab you by the hair and beat you bloody with it. Be prepared with Bossip’s tips.

Here are the BOSSIP rules for surviving an encounter with firey Naomi.

1. DON’T make her tell you twice. If Naomi says she don’t want to talk about her blood diamond, leave it be.

2. DO find a safe house. If you’re in New York City, run to Barney’s CO-OP. After a meltdown at the store, she vowed, “I’ll never shop here again,” so you should be okay there.

3. DON’T drive her crazy, in fact, do not drive her at all.

4. DO be able to take a punch. One of Naomi’s exes  said: “You’ve got to be able to take her hits. She lashes out hard and often. She dealt me some terrible punches.”

5. DON’T think the cops are gonna protect you. Testy Naomi has ways of dealing with them.

6. DO look on the bright side: If you do get your a$s whupped, you might get a settlement to ease the pain.

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  • Hannibal

    NAOMI CAMPBELL’S BALD AZZ IS THE MOST OVERRATED MODEL EVER. TYRA BANKS IS THE REAL QUEEN.

  • Luvn_Life

    Naomi dont give a hoot about an agreement,as soon as she gets vexed she will be throwing something if not punches….
    she’s gonna do what she wants…look how she’s ALL in public with another woman’s husband saying their getting married.

  • Hannibal

    THERE IS ONLY ONE RULE:

    BE WHITE AND HAVE MONEY

  • Angel(formerly UrHeiness)

    LMAO! @ the comment above me^^^^^so agree & DEAD @ the t-shirt!

  • Gimmeabreak78

    Naomi is the female Debo–she needs to run into a female Craig.

  • CityOfAB

    tell Naomi to come to da hood and try that sh… she will get a beat
    dwn

  • tg

    I don’t see the humor in her message – bragging about beating, hitting and throwing things at people. Not a good look, to me. That’s why people think she is a true beeyotch. And she is proud of it, too.

  • The Real Angel Formely Known As The Heiress

    Naomi don’t play, she’s a bad chicka.

  • http://www.thenoireffect.com GotYou

    Y’all are a complete black mess.

    GOING TO READ

    w w w . t h e n o i r e f f e c t . c o m

  • On behalf of the dirty black race: I thank you White Women.

    Sandra bullock, Julia Roberts etc …….. no white woman would ever conduct themselves in this ghetto manner.Is this who we are violent, angry black women? Why can’t we be like Sandra Bullock.

    That was to Your Highness Angel

  • Hannibal

    NAOMI, TAKE OFF YOUR WIG AND SHOW US YOUR BALD FADE YOU EVIL B*ITCH! I BET SHE WOULD MAKE ONE HECK OF A CORNERBACK!

  • Britchick91!

    dead @ the t shirt

  • On behalf of the dirty black race: I thank you White Women.

    This is is a black woman at 40……No wonder Sandra Bullock had to adopt that cute black baby….anything to save him from the Devil made women – black women.

    Violent
    Angry
    Satanic

    BLACK WOMEN IN 2010

  • On behalf of the dirty black race: I thank you White Women.

    And yes…….. I am a black woman. Unfortunately.

  • My lawyer has your DNA, so pay up or get exposed. By the way who owns the Luckie Lounge?

    You all cant began to understand what this beautiful, powerful, successful black women goes through on a daily basis. The disrespect, the hate, the name calling and etc. Thats probably why she’s always hitting people and throwing cell phones all the time. Because black women are looked down upon in America and other countries. She has the money so she just reacts. I have the power so I just crush alot and sue alot.

  • Mizz Frost

    Hanninbal:
    NAOMI CAMPBELL’S BALD AZZ IS THE MOST OVERRATED MODEL EVER. TYRA BANKS IS THE REAL QUEEN.

    hey Hannibal! I’d have to agree with you 100% on this one!🙂

  • On behalf of the dirty black race: I thank you White Women.

    OK then, then i guess the muslim terrorist also have a reason to kill innocent folks – they are mistreated by society.

    The black community is a joke. WE commit violence and crime and then try a blame it on the race card. Things will change with the new younger generation, what with OUR black babies being raised by responsible WHITE women.

  • that's amore

    have any of the people she has slapped been black?

    & she can model she has some serious cheekbones

  • Zulu Chili

    Its the Yard blood in her that makes her so irate.

  • http:chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Oprah and Naomi are dumb az fuk

  • RedboneKillBill

    This post is hilarious! And FLATLINED at her shirt LMFAO!

  • emharris

    Tell her to bring her bad a@$ to south east dc. She wouldn’t last a minute! She just aint pulled up on the right person yet!

  • My lawyer has your DNA, so pay up or get exposed. By the way who owns the Luckie Lounge?

    She is probably only hitting the white individuals, because they disrespect black women the most. I have worked in corporate american and most times I was the only black in my department. So I can relate to what is, she’s going through. But violence isnt the only way to handle conflict. I just hopes that see nevers has to serve, any major jail time for her actions.

  • that damn sh#$ disturber

    she knows exactly who to pull that sh@# with. now when she goes up against someone like queen latifah then she has truly earned the title of a bad b!tch!! til then she’s just a spoiled little brat in training.

  • My lawyer has your DNA, so pay up or get exposed. By the way who owns the Luckie Lounge?

    @I thank you White Women.

    I disagree with your statement, about pulling the race card!

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