In White Folks News: Elvis Died Cause He Was Full Of Sh*t

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It’s important to stay regular, people. That’s all we’re saying. Apparently, it wasn’t being a drugged-up fatty, fatty two by four that did in Elvis. Pop the hood.

FOXNews gets to the bottom of this bummer tale.

It has been widely reported that Elvis Presley died in 1977 from cardiac arrhythmia, an irregular heartbeat, possibly brought on by drug dependency, obesity and a weak heart. But the music legend’s longtime friend and physician, Dr. George “Nick” Nichopoulos, has put pen to paper for the first time and revealed his belief that it was chronic constipation that actually killed the King of Rock and Roll.

“We didn’t realize until the autopsy that his constipation was as bad – we knew it was bad because it was hard for us to treat, but we didn’t realize what it had done,” the doctor explains of Elvis’ condition. “We just assumed that the constipation was secondary to the meds that he was taking for his arthritic pain and for his insomnia.”

According to Dr. Nick, the autopsy revealed that Presley’s colon was 5 to 6 inches in diameter (whereas the normal width is 2 to 3 inches) and instead of being the standard 4 to 5 feet long, his colon was 8 to 9 feet in length.

“The constipation upset him quite a bit because Elvis thought that he could handle almost anything, he thought he was really a man’s man and he wasn’t going to let something like this … he thought that this was a sign of weakness and he wasn’t going to be weak,” Nichopoulos said. “And it’s not the kind of thing you table talk. Back in the ‘60s and ‘70s you didn’t’ talk about constipation much, you didn’t’ hear people complaining about it, or saying what they did or how much trouble they had with it.”

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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  • I Am Legend

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  • Downindixie

    First of all, Chuck Berry and Little Richard are the kings of Rock & Roll………….NOT ELVIS

  • Jamillah

    Good information. If you are chronically constipated it is important to drink plenty of cold water and exercise regularly.

  • mona

    Prescription drugs will lock the bowels down!!! Long time abusers tend to lose the ability to go #2. the bowels, the liver, and pancreas all go crazy. Then finally the heart will start to have issues. Then it’s “Goodbye”

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  • rum&indigo

    yea elvis was full of sh!t in more ways than one…

  • Caramel Cat™

    I heard about this a few years ago. They said he had like 60 lbs of crap in his gut when he died…honestly this type of thing is responsible for alot of obesity cases and overweight people in general. The foods we eat have so much junk in them that our bodies don’t know how to process any of it. Lots of water, fresh fruit and veggies, and an annual cleanse will keep you right…😉

  • Outlandish On All Counts

    why is this news? cuz he couldnt boo boo? um ok

  • drenk

    VERY TRUE PEOPLE!! Please eat plenty of fruits and vegetables, make sure you get fiber too!!

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  • Sha

    all those peanut butter and banana sandwiches he ate. but it’d not like the drugs didn’t play a part.

  • zar

    wel its not a surprise he was very overweight and did die on the toilet he must have had some issues with his bowls if he ended up having a heart attack while trying to go.

  • tt

    who is elvis presley?

  • Tee

    Oh god, don’t want to sound stupid, but I guess colonics weren’t given back then. That is crazy man. But I must say that, Elvis was fine as Suga Honey Ice Tea, if you know what I mean, in his prime.

  • VA666

    I stool every day. Sometimes 2 or 3 times.

  • lovelybubbly

    I’m not even concerned with how he died the man has been dead for over 30 years and is still making more money than the average person! What I do like is that pic you dug up Elvis with Mahalia Jackson the best gospel singer ever lived and black beauty queen actress Barbara McNair now that’s a very nice pic I have always disputed that rumor that Elvis Presley hated blacks wasn’t Whitney Houstons mother Cissy one of his background singers?

  • Here to share knowledge, not argue....

    Damn….2 dulcolax a night should have done it. An occasional colonoscopy would have really done it….more fiber in the diet…something green at every meal…I mean…damn…constipation is not that hard to treat…..

  • juliemango

    Wow!!!what backed up shyiiite puts the body through, thats a very serious health issue/cause right there!!!

  • Wellhung

    Woah, he had 6 inches by 9 feet worth of crap in him, WTF?

    That’s a lot!

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    I GUESS WE CAN NOW CALL HIM THE KING OF THE TOILET BOWL INSTEAD OF THE KING OF ROCK AND ROLL LOL!!

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  • Smittyt

    He was full o SH$T just like the rest of his people .

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