Thursday, August 28th, 2008
Thicky-kins
Posted by Bossip Staff
Ashanti and those thick ass thighs of hers performed at a free concert in LA yesterday. All these little Hollyweird hoes be starving themselves, but Ashanti on the other hand, looks nice and healthy. Like she don’t mind throwing down on some pork chops. She looks good in all the right places.
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she looks kinda “DOTISH”
SHE LOOKS GOOD AINT NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE MEAT ON YOUR BONES……………….AS LONG AS SHE DONT CATCH UP WITH HER SISTER L.O.L
I WONDER IF SHE HAS A DARK BUTT..
I LOVE THIS SHIT THIS MORNING …YES SHANTI LOOK READY FOR PLUCKING!!!!
ONE WORD..BONERRRR!!
@ DANA DANE! HEY SEXINESS!!
well she may look healthy and non anorexic- but i sure as hell do now want to be as thunder thighed as her, Alicia and Beyaki! some girls can get away with it but I am 5 foot and petit so I would just look like a fat dumpling!
Good look for Ashanti. Hope she can sell some records cause Nelly album flopped!
@Rico yeah you really drunk she aint nowhere on Alicia level on her good days l.o.l
SMOKEY!! HEY GORGEOUS ..WHATZ DOTISH !!??
SHE IS SO CUTE. SHE ALWAYS SEEMS TO HAVE A PLEASANT DISPOSITION. WHICH IS COOL.
DANNNNNNAAAAA!! WHAT UP MOMMA?
@$m♥K.E.Y.
she looks kinda “DOTISH”
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LOL, Smokey why you say di gal looking kinda dotish? LOL
SHE LOOKZ MORE FUKISH,… IF YOU ASK ME!!!
GOOD MORNING GLOK!! HOW ARE YOU?
She looks good. Too bad she can’t sing like she can eat.
damn yo. she need to lay off dem poke chops
$m♥K.E.Y….
you aint nevs lied….
I like Ashanti, I just wish she would be a little more original
Mmmmm. She does look quite delicious.
SEXY QB!!! HEY SWEETY PIE!!!
Dotish = dumb, stupid
hey!
@ NIKKIE
@ DANA
NIKKI YOOOOOOOOOOU! HEY PUMKIN!
Morning peoples! I like Ashanti-its not good to starve youself:-) She looks great-like a real woman with curves. Go on’ gurl!
THANKS MS CEE!!
I FEEL DOTISH FOR ASKING THAT QUESTION!!!
HEY CP & glok9n!!!
Vee…one more day til what?? LOL!!!
HEY VEE! YOU LOOK THICKER RIGHT? MORNING LOVE!
Leave her alone bossip aint nothin wrong w/big thighs….
@GLOK
IM FINE LOVE, DOING GOOD. I WAS READING YESTERDAY WHEN YOU WERE IN HERE CUTTIN UP UNDER ONE OF THE POST’S, YOU MENTIONED HARLEM. MY BROTHER LIVES IN HARLEM.
NOTHING WRONG WITH A THICK AZZ & HIPZ!!! NOTHING WRONG!!!
@ glok9n-Hey! Yes Babe-thick where it ahem…where it counts (wink)
@ NIKKI-one more day til the long holiday weekend! Woo—I need that extra day to get my birds’nest (aka my thick motherland Africa hair) done
I also may squeeze in a lil partee’ time.
Wassup w/u? Any plans to end the summer?
At first glance I thought Ashanti was Alicia Keys… she looks good. She has a very nice thick shape too.
SEXY QB! HARLEM YES THATZ WHERE ITS AT …HARLEM IS WORLD WIDE! HE’LL TELL YA!!
YES LAWD!!!!!! THE THICKNESS IS EVER SO EDIBLE LOOKING……LOL
VEE!!! I KNOW THaTZ RIGHT!!!
Not to be a hater, cause she’s not bad at all, but I saw a picture of her family…she’s destined to be overweight, it seems. Her arm is evidence enough…
@GLOK
LOL..YEAH HE MAKES SURE HE REPS IT ALL DAY LONG. HE’S 25, JUST TURNED 25. I MET HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST MONTH IN JULY.
Ooh…my dear Vee…
My fam is having a lil pic-a-nic thing (I be’s mad at time cause nigras dont like to buy beef ribs
so I have to bring my own…other than that….leanin’!!!
@Golk9n
sorry hun, Thats a term used in the Caribbean alot…
@MZ. Cee
Wen dis gyal always skin off so front of one camera must call dem DOTISH me know uno woulda recognize wha me a chat
What the top arm or the third left one?
Mornin’ honey!!!
WOW SEXY QB!! …HEY TRY TO KEEP IN TOUCH O.K. ITS A GOOD THING TO KEEP BUILDING A BOND …WITH YOUR ADVICE HE”LL LEARN ALOT FROM BIG SIS!
Ashanti looks nice-good to see her reppin’ for healthy sistas.
A very Happy Thursday to Dana Dane, glok9n, sxyQB, Smokey, Nikki, cutie pie, Vee, Re!!!
@SMOKEY GWON ME DAUGHTER! I N I LIKE DAT YA KNO!!!
She look nices. I love that shirt and the color!
HEY FOLK!!
AUNTIE VIV!!! THE LOVELY ONE, MORNING DARL!!!!!!
Glok9n
You owe me some purp from yesterday
@ NIKKI UNDERWOOD
Hello1
WHAT UP IJM …IGNORING A NIGGR ALL DAY ..WHAT UP LOVE!?
She looks nice, she has some really great lyrics to her songs but Im sorry that girl cannot sing. lovn that shirt.
@GLOK
WE SHALL SEE ABOUT THAT. I’VE BEEN WORKING ON HIM, BELIEVE THAT!(LOL)
I’M JUST ME, GIRL IF I HAVE TO CHASE YOU DOWN ONE MO’ GIN!!! IM GOING TO BE HIGHLY UPSET WITH YOU!!(LOL)
IJM I BEEN PUFFING FOR YOU SINCE SAT 12 AM ..I HAVENT STOP YET….I STILL GOT YOU SIS!
Morning Bossip Peeps!
Good thing she has those thighs going for her cuz LAWD knows she can’t sing, but she cool though!
Morning glok hon-like sxyQblondie, I have a brother in Harlem too.
@ Aunt Viv-Mornin’ fellow Leo Lady! Is it Friday yet???
@ NIKKI-lol…my fam can be cheap at b-b-q’s too: showing up with NO food then eating like its The Last Supper. I told my Mother to stop feedn those cheap a$$ heathens but she cant help herself. Oy Ve’
@GLOK
WHAT UP IJM …IGNORING A NIGGR ALL DAY ..WHAT UP LOVE!?
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I KNOW RIGHT.(SITTING IN THE CORNER CRYING..LOL) I’M STARTING TO THINK SHE DONT LOVE THE HOMIE’S NO MORE.(CRYING MY EYES OUT)
GLOK: What up BABY! thanks for having our backs yesterday! that was a good look!
And you see he hurried up and took his Pic down! LOL!
Hi Kzz & I’m Just Me-sorry I missed y’all in my previous Thursday shout out roll call
HEY GLOK, SxyQ, SMOKEY, NIKKI, CUTIE, RE, AUNTIEEEE!!!
Hey Bossip!
Ok everybody sit back n listen to the FUCK UP morning i had (lol):
So im sittin by the door in the 3 seater on the A train, n u kno how its just the glass there? ( For those not in NY, i will try n give the best visual i can) ok so this old fuck is standing by the door but he turns and leans his back on the glass(which is facin me) n fuckin farts!!! the motherfucker lets a silent one rip, so im readin my book right then all of a sudden i was like whathwhathe WHAT THE FUCK!!! so people lookin at me like im crazy so i was like ” u nasty fuck u couldnt lean against the door n do that nasty shit? !?!? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH U?!?!” he was like “oh im sorry excuse me” I was like “U AINT FUCKIN SORRY CAUSE U KNO THAT SHIT WAS NASTY UR ASS IS 10 INCHES FROM MY FACE !!!NASTY ASS” so then people were like “hmm thats nasty thats y i dont like takin the train no more!! Can u fuckin believe it!!!
Nikki…the first thumbnail. I was in the supermarket line, and I saw her in jet mag with her mom and sister. They’re bother really heavy, so I’m assuming Ashanti has to watch her weight.
Nothing wrong with that, good for her
I wish more people would do the same. But when she gets a little older…it’ll get harder…and harder…
What’s up Dana Dane? Was thinking about you this morning!! You up here early. I’m gone on my audit so talk to you later.
AUNTIE: HEYYYYY~~~kzz waving arm about to fall off~~~
IJM: The Hell you doing dis murning?
SEXY QB !!!PLZ BELIEVE!!! WHAT THAT NIGGR DONT KNOW IZ THAT YOU HAVE ADVICE TO GIVE….YESTERDAY WAS PROOF ..TRYING TO RESCUE THAT POOR SOUL…BRI BRI!!!
What’s up MZ. Cee? Where you been at?
GOOD MORNING PEEEPS!!!!!
ashanti do it big
@ Vee,
Girl it is for me-I’m not working tomorrow!!! Taking my thick thighs to a beach somewhere for some late summer browning!
@CUTIE PIE
Thanks for putting the gravie back up!! Made my day. Don’t forget about our deal. I won’t be in until late today but I’ll be checking…
KZZ!! Hey Momma
Aunt Viv, IJM, KZZME, Dana Dane, and errybody else…morning!
@RE: I want you to party hard like it’s 1999! LOL! do the DAMN thing for your B-day!
She can get whatever she like.
MORNING Q…Who is starting with you and why is anonymous always talking trash? With no Gravie?
@ Glok9n…Man i have had the week from hell but i am here now, so pass that ish….i need to clear my mind.
HEY MAN!!! Have fun, lol
AUNTIIIIEEEE AUNTIIIEEEE!! GIRL, HALF OF MY LIFE I GREW UP IN BROOKLYN. THEN MY FAM MOVED TO V.A. BUT I HAD NEVER MET MY FATHER. I DIDNT MEET HIM UNTIL THE BEGGINING OF LAST YEAR. THATS WHEN I FOUND OUT I HAD A 23YR OLD BROTHER, AND A 9 YR OLD BROTHER(THEIR AGES AT THE TIME). MY FATHER IS FROM QUEENS. THE NOW 25 YR OLD BROTHER IS FROM HARLEM. AND IT’S WILD BECAUSE IT TAKES SOME GETTING USED TO LOOKING JUST LIKE A NEGROE YOU NEVER MET BEFORE, OR SEING SOME SIMILARITIES YOU KNOW?
Morning Folks,
Ashanti is thick. I think she could stand to lose a a couple, not too much, but she’s looking a lil porky around the thigh and upper arm area. Other than that though…FABULOUS! Even her weave is looking better!
I love it…..she looks perfect to me…that’s the ideal body type for me…
@CERTAIN
Like your Gravy. These people probably don’t know who that is….. (BLACK PANTHER….. before the civil rights group was named)
Hell, do you know who that is?
Goodmorning “Man I Just Don’t Care”
@SUGAR: Big (Hugs)! I see you sliding in this bitch!
WHAT UP
Dana, Auntie V, Nikki U, Re, Kzz, Smokey, Man, SMDH (real one), Mz. Cee, Emry, Envy, Cutie Pie!!!
*Waving vigorously*
What’s up RE?
What’s up SexyQ? Damn, who you flipping off? Is that “mystery” person still trying to hate?
Damn, nothing worse than not being able to get no pussy. I swear you become all bitter and angry and shit. That nigga need to move to Vegas and pay for his pussy like all the other shit bags… SMH.
@ Dana Dane…LMAO!
Gurl SHUT UP-I catch the NJ transit express to Newark, just shy of New York. I am ONE person who KNOWS your pain about just plain ol IGNANT (not ignorant) folks on the train! Coughin’ and yawnin’ without covering their mouths…and yes fartin (ewww). It’s an adventure EVERYDAY!
What up Kesha, #1, Suga!!
SMOOOOKEY! what you got on my 40 homie????????
@KESHA
What’s up “Michelle Obama Stan?” I headed down to your city in a few. Actually I’m late already. Talk to everyone later.
Hey Auntie!!
Dana..you are too silly!!!
Vee…I get soo mad cause all I get are side dishes
Re…harder and harder…I dont go as hard as I used to in the gym but I watch what I eat…real talk.
KZZ…he took that pic down? LOL!!! Bum…
@ Kzz,
((cyber waving you back until my arm falls off in a show of solidarity to you))
@ Dana,
Chile, we can share some train nightmares-I live by the G train which comes once a year.
@ sxyQblondie,
Wow, that’s some heavy business. Are you going to try to build a relationship with your brothers?
KZZZ!!! HEY MAMA! I GOT YOU I WAS A LIL SHOCKD HIS BYTCH AZZ EVEN CHALLENGE ME …I WAS LIKE… WOW!…. I WAS DEALING WITH A FUKD UP DELETE BUTTON! AND HIGH AS FUK!
@ Dana Dane,
LOL, what a way to start the morning. That would’ve f*cked up my WHOLE vibe for the day! Some people, i swear!
Kzzme….LOL! Girl, I just wanna be cute and walk all over the place so everyone can see me, but roll my eyes whenever someone tries to holler, part the dance crowd at least eight times with my lips pouted with a drink in my hand…
Hey Sugar
Re , I LUV ur gravies, lol
@DANA
ROFL..WHEWWWWWW. GOTTA LOVE THE WEIRDO’S THAT YOU RUN INTO ON THESE FOLKS GOOD GOOD TRAIN. I SWEAR I’VE SEEN IT ALL. LIKE YEARS AGO, THERE WAS A WACKO ON THE TRAIN THAT TRIED TO CONVINCE ME THAT CIGARETTES KILLED BIGGIE AND TUPAC, ALL WHILE TRYING TO KICK WACK GAME(LOL). ME, OFTEN I LIKE TO ANTAGONIZE PEOPLE(which i need to stop, because one day someone may not take to kindly to that sh*t..lol)ANY HOW, I CONTINUED TO PLUCK HIS FEATHERS A BIT. UNTIL HE STORMED OFF IN THE HIGHEST OF PISSTIVITY.LOL..SO MUCH FOR THE CIGARETT THEORY HUH? LOL
@IM JUST ME
GIRL, THE “ANONYMOUS” POSTER IS A MISERABLE FEMALE WHO HAD A HABIT OF MAKING UP STUFF ON BOSSIP, I MADE A COMMENT ONE DAY, AND THE BROAD READ TOO DEEP INTO MY COMMENT THINKING THAT I WAS ADDRESSING HER. NOT REALIZING THAT IF I HAD A DIRECT PROBLEM, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN DIRECTLY ADDRESSED. SO, PROVING THE COWARD THAT SHE IS, SHE’S UNDER ANONYMOUS SCREEN NAME, FOLLOWING ME AROUND BECAUSE HER LIFE IS MISERABLE, AND APPARENTLY MY LIFE CONSUMES HER WHOLE BEING. LMFAO
Hey!!
@man [oh trust me I won't
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@aunt viv
IJM!!! ITZ OK LOVE CUZ GANJA GONNA WORK IT OUT!
LOL haven’t heard the word dotish in a long time! That made my day.
WSUP to all the Bossip folk (forgot to hail yall pretties out)
:
Ms. SugarWalls (sexy lady, like ya gravie)
Smokey (running things)
num1dom (hola!)
Man (sup sexy?!)
Kesha (like your gravie too)
sxyQblondie
Danna Dane
I’m just me
KZZ….
Re (LOL at that gravie)
Aunt Viv
glok9n (ya get di dotish now)
meshaun
jjj
Way 2 Grown
Vinandi
Creole Baby (witcha crazy self)
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (sho is fine)
cutie pie
and anyone els I’ve forgot… Howdy!
@ Aunt Viv-good for u! Aint nothin like a lil bronze tan on ‘us’. The beach-thing is sooo relaxing!
@ NIKKI-If I do go to the family cookout this wknd I know dayumn well those nygeers better not eat all the deviled eggs! Now enuff is enuff
Morning Kzz, CutiePie, everyone I missed…
Bossip is so wrong.. How you gonna have a headline like “Thicky kins” which would make a female feel bad but say she looks good, she looks like she’s been eatin some porkchops… Now you know celebs read bossip. How does that make a star under the pressure to see that on a headline?? So Thanks bossip when in 3 months from now she looks like she will need a porkchop~
@MAN I JUST
LOL, YEAH. FRESH FLIP OFF, CIRCA 7:20 YESTERDAY EVENING.(LOL). I DONT PLAN TO LEAVE IT UP THERE LONG. OH, AND YES. THE “MYSTERY” BROAD STILL LOVES ME TO DEATH.LOL
@AUNTIE
WELL, MY NEW FOUND FAMILY HAS SOME QUIRKS. AND ALREADY, I’VE HAD TO GIVE MY FATHER AND BROTHER THE B.I STRAIGHT FROM THE HIP. MY BROTHER, WELL HE’S KIND OF INTERESTING, AND APPARENTLY THOUGHT THAT HIS HAPHAZARD WAYS WERE GOING TO FLY WITH ME. NOPE!! MY FATHER, BECAUSE HE’S AN ARROGANT JERK AT TIMES, AND THINKS THAT HE’S THE FLYEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD, AND THAT HE CAN BUMP THEM GUMS ANY WAY HE LIKES. NOPE!!
Morning Man, Aunt Viv, Nikki U, Re, Cutie Pie, sxyQblondie, Kzz, IJM, Vee, Suga, errr’body else!
Man, you headed this way?! Dang, we should’ve made lunch arrangements, lol! Dont let em work you too hard!
Nikki…Good for you! It’s a psychological thing, for most folk to try and stop eating after they’re full. I get greedy sometimes, but I make sure to watch that cholesterol intake.
Fun fact #2: I LOVE pastries.
@AUNTIE VIV AND @SEXYQB ASK YOUR BROTHER HARLEM DID IT LAST WEEK FOR HARLEM WEEK!!! LIKE WE ALWAYS DO!!! THE HARLEM PARADE IS COMING SOON SO KEEP IN TOUCH WITHEM!
Dana Dane
Lol, it’s the Abominable Snowman.
hey mz. cee!!
MORNIN KESHA!! MORNIN MZ.CEE!!
mz.cee (with the plum lips)
Hey Girl!!!
Vee…you know I CANT STAND D’s eggs…it has condiments in it
LMAO @ Auntie, dont get me started on the G
HEY Vee
HEY Kesha!!
hey kesha girl!!
Morning Mz. Cee (waving)! Thanks, i think she looks sooo elegant in this photo
@ Kesha-Mornin’ shout-out back at cha!! I wanna join your Michelle Obama fan club. Barack the vote!!!
Ok y’all-off to a meeting
Pray that I’ll stay awake. Holla back later.
Kesha….Hey Mama!!!
Re…I can take a bath in pastries, but since I watch what I eat…I only take showers
@SUGAR WALLS! …MMM HEY THERE VIXEN!!!
@GLOK
I WAS SUPPOSED TO COME UP FOR A WEEKEND. I JUST HADNT GOTTEN AROUND TO IT YET. TIME IS SPEEDING, TRYING TO CHECK THE SCHEDULE.
Hey Mz.CEE, witcha sexy eye
@ Re
lol, i remember that movie
What’s up MZ CEE: Top of the morning to ya!
@NIK: Hell yeah he did>>>>>>>>LOL! bum azz!
@GLOK: Naw don’t be surprised his true self came out again that’s all, RACIST! but I sparked when I got out this bitch! don’t think twice about bossip! just keep that blaze flowing 2day!
@Nikki
LOL @ showers
Fun Fact #85: I love honeybuns.
Fun Fact #67: I dislike candies…
MZ CEE!!! ME GET IT GAL, ME FOGET ..YA KNO…ME BAJAN AND DOTISH ME GET! YOU ARE VERY PRETTY I MIGHT ADD!!!
hey ms. sugar walls!! whats goin on with ya
Hey Kesha Kesh!
KZZZ!!! NOT DOUBT, IM ROLLING AS I TYPE!
@RE: LOL! I know that’s right girl that’s how I was partying like crazy and doing me! didn’t care about shit else! you know how we ladies can develop that DIVA attitude? LMAO! that’s how I was!
Meeting cancelled!! YES!!!
@ NIKKI-ok well I’ll eat your share of deviled
eggs.
I know one thing: I better step up my workout game as fall approaches-cuz I ain’t tryin to spread like mustard.
@KESHA: DEUCES, ma!
Damn, that ass looks juicy, enough to pop! Looking good, Ashanti.
I HATE BIRTHDAY CAKES!!!
..I just don’t get the concept of blowing out the candles, getting all your saliva on the cake while blowing, and then serving it to people to eat..whats that about?
SXEY QB! WE STILL GOT TIME FOR YOU …OK COME WHEN YOUR READY CUZ …YOU REALLY AINT MISSING SHIT!!! NAH MEAN!
Ashanti is the bizness fo real! She can get it all day erryday! Real Talk
KZZ…lames…make life funny.
Re…I can French kiss Honey buns all day…but not swallow…that’s the discipline
Vee…lol@ mustard…or spilled milk on the table…or Ashanti’s sister
@IM JUST ME
whats happening babes?
@DANA DANE
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DEAD 2x!
ASHANTI SISTER COULD GET IT TOO….I SEEN HER FAT AZZ,AND THATZ MY KINDA GAL, COME NOV… LOVEM PLUMP N JUICY ….TELLEM BADNEWSBRWN!!!
TRES!!!
@Cutie Pie
Fun Fact #98: I HATE saliva.
Hi mz. Cee & Kesha (love your new gravie!)!
@glok9n,
Do they still do stuff @ Grant’s Tomb during Harlem Week?
@sxyQblondie,
That’s how it is with family sometimes…it’ll definitely take some getting used to. Gotta let ‘em know what’s up, who you are. Good luck!
To each his own.
I think she is tree trunk thick.
KZZME
Sorry I spot MOJOJOJO a $50 bill and now I’m
trying get a few dollars from Slide or Golk9n!
but I got this rhinestone bikini & stilettos, if
you down to put in work, I can get u spot on stage!
Kzzme
@NIK: True dat!
@CutieP: Girl you love cakes don’t you? and you silly 2 saliva on the cake I already don’t like cake and you making it worse! LOL!
I know Bossip will be boring Tom, cuz alot of people are off work!
glok9n(Check me out!)
ASHANTI SISTER COULD GET IT TOO….I SEEN HER FAT AZZ,AND THATZ MY KINDA GAL, COME NOV… LOVEM PLUMP N JUICY ….TELLEM BADNEWSBRWN!!!
LOL, ASS
lol @ re
@SMOKE: Yeah I got this, as long as Glok n dem got us! girl men have a fetish with lingerie and Stiletto’s! my ex love that shit!
lol @ KZZ
girl I love me some cake like nobody else..just without lit candles
yessss!!! I’m out of here tomorrow by 3pm not a second later!! ((jumping for joy))..as soon as I get in the house i’m taking a shot to jump start the weekend
I’m not understanding the thought process behind the belt with that top. Cinched waist doesn’t really go here Hmmmm…..
Morning ALL!
Is it 4:30 yet? Got a work event which means FREE DRINKS… Forget Friday Thursday is where it’s at this week!
Jello pUddin Popz + does a body good
@AUNTIE
DONT I KNOW IT!! I JUST PRAY FOR PATIENCE, BECAUSE THAT, I DONT HAVE MUCH OF.
@GLOK
OH MOST DEFINATELY. MY BEST FRIEND IS PISSY WITH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO MAKE IT LATELY.
WTF? Lay off that funky swine peeps. It’s not good for you. Ain’t nuthin’ sexy about a woman having phat-nasty thighs so big and funky that they rub together and make noise when she walks.
Wow somebody hittin Ashanti just right to get that thick in a short period of time!!! lol Good morning all…..
hey @ jaxon
Free drinks ay?
you got it sxyQB!!!
MORNING Jax!!
Hi Jaxon!
@ Auntie,Glok, And all you folks who who keep giving shout outs on every freaking board… What do you guys do?!?! do you work??!? do youhave a life?!?! I mean I go on here from time to time but everytime I see comments I see the same folks giving shout outs to eachother…. Is this all you guys do?! I’m just saying!!!
Morning Just Me, you really rocking the 25, mine is coming soon but I am gonna go backwards
Yup free drinks from 4-8, I can do hella damamge in that time…
Hey Jax
Hi Victoria, Happy Tipsy Thursday
@ Cutie Pie cosign with your screen name that sounds like something from Amy’s blog though
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@Dana Dane I HATE when people onthe A train lean against that glass partition with their freakin asses next to other peopl’s faces yuck!!!
@ that girl
well then amy and I must share the same thought pattern…what is “Amy’s blog”?
VICTORIA!! HEY THERE HATER , HOE HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING? .. FINE I HOPE DONT WORRY ABOUT WHAT THE FUK WE DO ,WE DOING US BREAK THE FUK OUT IF NOBODY READS YOUR COMMENT, OR SPEAK ….THATZ MY JOB SIT HERE AND KEEP IT BLAZING IN THIS BYTCH!
@glok9n
MZ CEE!!! ME GET IT GAL, ME FOGET ..YA KNO…ME BAJAN AND DOTISH ME GET! YOU ARE VERY PRETTY I MIGHT ADD!!!
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aight bajan daddy, thank yu for hailing me out, hope yu going good so far!
VICTORIA!! HEY THERE HATER , HOE HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING? .. FINE I HOPE DONT WORRY ABOUT WHAT THE FUK WE DO ,WE DOING US BREAK THE FUK OUT IF NOBODY READS YOUR COMMENT, OR SPEAK ….THATZ MY JOB SIT HERE AND KEEP IT BLAZING IN THIS BYTCH!
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LMAO
@victoria,
if you don’t like it, don’t read it,period. have a good day.
AUNTIE VIV YES GRANT TOMB STILL POPPIN I MISS IT WHEN THE HELD IT ON 1 2 FIVE….REMEMBER THAT?
theseen26(Check me out!)
Wow somebody hittin Ashanti just right to get that thick in a short period of time!!! lol Good morning all…..
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I don’t understand the correlation
Dang. Ashanti got big arms too. I ain’t going to say shit to her face…
WTF? Lay off that funky swine peeps. It’s not good for you. Ain’t nuthin’ sexy about a woman having phat-nasty thighs so big and funky that they rub together and make noise when she walks
))))))))
lay off the laxatives honey..it is not good for your body
SHE DOES HAVE BIG THIGHS,BUT EVERYONES NOT MEANT TO BE STICK THIN,SHE HAS GAINED SOME WEIGHT,SHES SECURE WITH WHO SHE IS, WHICH IS OK,UNLIKE THESE OTHER CELEBRITIES TRYING TO BE SKINNY.
She got them deebo arms (best deebo voice)BEAT HIM DOWN BEAT YOU DOWN!
she eats and exercises ..if she were just eating she would be a fat girl..and thats real..
@cutie pie/glok9n
ignore victoria- she seems upset that there are no shout outs to her-like that kid who never gets picked for dodgeball.
@ KZZ you here!!
I am ready to spark. Glok9n had me sparking early…i missed that in the MJ thread!!
*Sparking the Lye!*
theseen26(Check me out!)
Wow somebody hittin Ashanti just right to get that thick in a short period of time!!! lol Good morning all…..
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I don’t understand the correlation
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Yea..what is it?? because I’ve heard this before and I don’t understand how sex can make some one thicker
@victoria
That was funny… lol
lol @ aunt viv
the haters are starting bright and early I see
Okay, i don’t get it. When I am on my computer everyone’s old gravvys are there. i was just on the receptionists computer and the new ones are there. Maybe i should delete my cookies??
@glok9n,
lawd honey it has been so long since i’ve been up there for grant’s tomb! wow…the memories…
I have sex damn near everyday. I’ve been shapely but I haven’t grown any thicker….
Hey Bossip Fam!!!!!
i got scared in the mike jackson thread
seeking shelter here
what i miss?
Re…
To be blunt you need that butt action…works errtime…
What the hell is going on in here…let me read these posts and jump in like the Pointer Sisters..
AUNTIE VIV …YOU HELD ON TO BEST OF MEMORIES CUZ ITZ NOTHING LIKE THE EARLY DAYZ, WHEN THEY DECIDED 1ST TO HOLD IT THERE …. THE MUSIC,THE PPL!!!
Yea..what is it?? because I’ve heard this before and I don’t understand how sex can make some one thicker
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shit isn’t true…..because I know some skinny freaks…
Re (A southpaw with a birthday in 2 days!)(Check me out!)
I have sex damn near everyday. I’ve been shapely but I haven’t grown any thicker….
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well woo woo!! i see ive missed quite a good bit!!! lol
hey ms Re!!!
@ Vinandi
If your still in here… what’s wrong with the brothers in the UK? I’m planning a trip to visit family and of course see the sites since I’ve never been there…and I was hoping to see / meet some cuties with that sexy accent..so spill the info sista!
She used to run track, thats why dem thighs look so good.
@ Mandah Here’s an update
Victoria is mad b/c we say hi to each other but not here
Cutie Pie and I are waiting to find out how sex gives you thich thighs
Nikki does not eat deviled eggs but showers in oastries (food not shoes)
Re does not like saliva, but does like sex and pastries
And I am antsy for 430 so I can get my free drink on…
HOpe this helps lol
@MZ CEE! IM GOOD,I HOPE YOUR GOOD AS WELL SWEET LIPZ!!
hey mandah!!
yea that Michael thread was no morning delight at all..I just want to give him a biscuit, mirror, and a hug
*thick thighs
* showers in pastries
Re, I ain’t mad at cha girl!!
@cutie pie
@Jaxon
It is medically proven that when a female start to become sexually active, her hips expands and everything below the waist start to get thicker. The body is preparing itself for pregnancy. This don’t happen to all women but most. I use to study Human Anatomy awhile back…
HELLO TO ALL AND I TRULY HOPE YOU ALL ARE HAVING A PLESANT START TO YOUR MORNINGS. ASHANTI IS A CUTE YOUNG LADY, BUT I DON’T KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT HER MUSIC CAREER.
LMAO @ Jaxon for the cliff notes to today’s thread!
DOTISH IS A REFERENCE TO THE CLOTHING STORE DOTS, THE CLOTHES ARE CHEAP PRICED AND CHEAP LOOKING, IT’S JUST ABOUT THE LOWEST GRADE OF KNOCK OFF FASHION YOU CAN GET. AND WE ALL KNOW SHE AIN’T MAKING NO PAPER SO HER CLOTHES AIN’T UP TO PAR, CELEBRITY WISE, BUT I THINK SHE’S STILL MAKING A GOOD EFFORT CONSIDERING WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE BEFORE SHE WAS KNOWN WITH THAT MUSTACHE AND SIDEBURNS…
lol @ num1
@Jaxon and Aunt Viv
…LOL! I’m married
We sex each other up alot, because I can do that. What can I say, that’s life!
I studied anatomy too not to long ago( biology was my major before I changed it..wasn’t into disecting dead bodies..thats another story for another time) and I don’t remember studying that…I know that a woman’s body changes during pregnancy but from sex??
is it semen thats making it change?? what??
@theseen26(Check me out!)
@cutie pie
@Jaxon
It is medically proven that when a female start to become sexually active, her hips expands and everything below the waist start to get thicker. The body is preparing itself for pregnancy. This don’t happen to all women but most. I use to study Human Anatomy awhile back…
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hips spread yes but thick thighs?? Who knew!
@ theseen26
the hips spread…but doesn’t mean the ass and legs get girthier….that shit come from eating good…
LOL, what up Miss Mandah!
Hey Nikki…you know that butt action is one of my favs…works well when I need a quickie at lunch!
Hey Mandah & IJM
yeah Jax summed it all up
I have an Ashanti shape but im tall, so it doesnt look as pudgey, like dont get me wrong she look good but she could stand to loose a little in the legs, juuuuust a bit
@SMOKEY I GOT YOU!! MAN ……I GOT ENUFF TRUST, WE GOOD I’LL TELL YALL WHEN TO KICK IN! SO FOR KNOW MARINATE IN THE FOG!
oh yea and puberty of course.. and age
@ Re,
…and what a good life it is lol! I can’t wait to be married.
TOO BAD THE BITCH CANT SING….LOL
Jaxon (I lost you before I even knew I had you)(Check me out!)
@ Mandah Here’s an update
Victoria is mad b/c we say hi to each other but not here
Cutie Pie and I are waiting to find out how sex gives you thich thighs
Nikki does not eat deviled eggs but showers in oastries (food not shoes)
Re does not like saliva, but does like sex and pastries
And I am antsy for 430 so I can get my free drink on…
HOpe this helps lol
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lmoa!!!
pastries lol!!
hey cutie!!!!
i know we in Shanti’s thread but hot daxn!
what the F4356ck happened!!!lol!!
I think its based on genetics..I also think signs also..I’ve yet to meet a sagittarius women with no hips
LMAO at Cutie
Semen reacts with fatty deposits and causes them to multiply which creates what is refered to in the medical community as “TTS”-Thunder Thigh Syndrome
What?! That’s crazy…I have a lot of hips for a 114 lb chick…and it (thankfully) hasn’t grown any more. I’m not lying, and don’t tell me it’s cause my man is not hitting it right, because Goddamn it’s the best sex in the world. And I still weigh the same and my hips are still the same.
Well, actually, birth control has increased my appettite, so that would technically be the only reason I gain weight…
@Aunt Viv
You engaged?!
I don’t think that Ashanti is fat! Btw: that is how st louis niggas love their gals! Nelly, probably like his gal like that, or it could be his good loving! whewwwwwwwwww!
DAmn we got a lot of Dr’s in here I see! LOL! studying the anatomy of the body and shit!
@GLOK IJM: Yall holding out, pass that shit~~~kzz tapping her hands on the desk patiently~~~~~while humming a tune!
ok sooo the beyonce look didn’t work, the rainbow brite look didn’t work, so now you’re going for the alicia look???
still ain’t working.
time to wrap it up girlie.
Re you are certainly knocking out the myth that sex decreases after marriage
num1dominicano(Check me out!)
@ theseen26
the hips spread…but doesn’t mean the ass and legs get girthier….that shit come from eating good…
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dead! but it is true though lol
and Re when we gone get some Re-ettes lol!!
lol @ jaxon
coming on here talking about “studies have shown” what is the name of these studies and who conducted them..pookie and them
Well, I ran track in High School, so my thighs are thick! she aight! there is nothing wrong with her she wears her clothes well to me!
@ Re,
I got engaged in May. YAY!
@SWEET LIES
I COULD NOT HAVE SUMMED IT UP ANY BETTER MYSELF. TIME FOR HER TO GO SIT DOWN SOMEWHERE GIRLFRIEND
@num1
@cutie pie
@Jaxon
Thats true “num1″ thighs do get thick from eating, lmao. The hip is connected to the femur bone aka thigh bone, so hips and thighs go hand in hand cause they are right next to each other. The hips expand right along with the thighs.
Wow @ quickies!!!
@AUNT VIV
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DATING HER? AT LEAST SEVERAL OF THE LIBERAL STATES ARE MAKING IT EASIER FOR SAME SEX MARRIAGES. BEST WISHES GIRLIE FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.
@SWEET LIES: So you look better than Ashanti??????????????? just asking!
CONGRATS Aunt Viv!!! You have a date yet? Are you gonna sign the prenup? (lol from yesterday Strahan thread)
( The Delicious♥☻) Ms. Sugar Walls(Check me out!)
I don’t think that Ashanti is fat! Btw: that is how st louis niggas love their gals! Nelly, probably like his gal like that, or it could be his good loving! whewwwwwwwwww!
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Gir!!! i can only imagine!!!!
* unbuttons the 1st button in shirt…turns on a fan*
Lawd!
ITS SO COOOOLD IN THA DEE
http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BABYDOLLTEE
#1 INTERNET SONG 2008
@NIK: Wow @ quickies!!!
“LOVE EM”! LOL!
@ theseen26
tell me the truth…did you read that in a book for real?? tell me the truth now..cause I don’t believe it
SUP PPL?
( The Delicious♥☻) Ms. Sugar Walls(Check me out!)
I don’t think that Ashanti is fat! Btw: that is how st louis niggas love their gals! Nelly, probably like his gal like that, or it could be his good loving! whewwwwwwwwww!
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* unbuttons the 1st button in shirt…turns on a fan*
Lawd!
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oh honey..me too!
hey ms. philly!!
Aunt Viv(Check me out!)
@ Re,
I got engaged in May. YAY!
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YAY !!!!! congrats!!!!
you’re in the same boat as me
Thanks Jaxon! April 2009. My fiance and I have had the pre-nup discussion but haven’t done anything yet. He makes more than me, but comes from parents who are still together. Mine split up so it’s something that I think about quite a bit.
HEY FAM!!!
Happy engagements women, and before al permpton hit this up..I would like to say:
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Hey Ms Philly
KZZ…butt quickies?
Jaxon…lol@ oastries…I was like ‘what in the world did I say’…had me scrollin’…
awww engagements are so precious…I hope yall didn’t get conflict diamonds as rings…did yall
Hap’n Lauren????????? (HUGS)!
Congratulations Mandah!!!
Morning Suga, Cutie, Auntie, Kzz, NU…..
@NIK: Lunch break quickies! The best! or just lounging around, your honey comes in and it takes off from there! THE BEST!
@ Aunt Viv & Mandah
you ladies should schedule your weddings to fall on the day the Moon is in Libra it will gurantee a happy and long lasting union
@Aunt Viv
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is wonderful, may God bless you two. Remember this one word: Compromise. (Just don’t compromise yourself) That’s all you need to know.
@Jaxon
Let me tell you, at one point I was doing it alot, and I actually tired of it. I used to come home from work and school just too beat to do anything. But what we started doing was switching it up. Don’t fall into the sex at night routine, switch it up so you do it when you’re not sleepy. Like, before breakfast, around shower time, lunch time, before you head to school, or something. Ever since then…wow….lets just say we are quite satisfied (I hope, lol).
PRE-NUPS GENERALLY ARE NOT INTENDED FOR PEOPLE WHO MAKE HOURLY WAGES OR MID-LEVEL SALARY RANGES. THE HASSLE REQUIRED FOR PAYING A LAWYER AND THE FINANCIAL COSTS ASSOCIATED WITH COMPLETING THE PROCESS IS NOT WORTHWHILE TO SOMEONE WITH MINIMAL ASSESTS. JUST A THOUGHT, BUT YOU ALL DO YOU.
Bossip bringing the heat this morning Sanaa, Kerry, Taraji, and now Ashanti
Keep this up, nothing like seeing beautiful women first thing in the AM
Scrolling through these gravies, I see the ladies of Bossip need there own section of beauty
Sxyq
Nikki
Jaxon
Aunt Viv-congrats ma
Vee
Dane
Mz Cee
IJM
Kzz-no gravie but your chi-town breed so I know you’re banger
Last but not least Ms SUGA, I know you’re certified ma. It’s all in your “dirty” net talk
I dont beleeve in prenups!
Oh my badd: l;et’s not forget about when you getting ready to get up for work, and you feel this hand on your waistline pulling you back in!
Can’t forget Lauren aka Ms. Philly
BRIYANNA CHAMBERS(Check me out!)
@AUNT VIV
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DATING HER? AT LEAST SEVERAL OF THE LIBERAL STATES ARE MAKING IT EASIER FOR SAME SEX MARRIAGES. BEST WISHES GIRLIE FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.
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shut the hell up.
@Cutie
hope yall didn’t get conflict diamonds as rings…did yall
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naw, mine is a vintage ring that was owned by my mom. he had it restored ( aka cleaned real good lol) and polished. i had been wanting that ring sice i was lil
@ KZZ
YOU FROM THE CHI????
Whassup fam….how is everybody?
Ms. Philadelphia…hows Mama and baby?
KZZME…
Outside…is great as well…
For those of you gettin married…I heard if you bought your engagement ring from (somewhere sorry) if it rains on your day that boy will be free!! CHA CHING!!
da pro! what up babe?
WHAT UP PRO: How are you doing this wonderful day! ~~~wink~~~!
Ummm…what ya’ll talking about in here?
“naw, mine is a vintage ring that was owned by my mom. he had it restored ( aka cleaned real good lol) and polished. i had been wanting that ring sice i was lil”
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Aww how sweet…i’m a sucker for love.
and please people let us not do this prenup conversation again today
Re that before breakfast sex is the best! Forget Orange juice and Vitamin C..Vitamin D is the real pick me up LMAO
PaigeyWaigey…what happened to the apples?
Wyze…DID YOU BUY MY MCLAREN YET?
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* My beautiful black sisters..its time to form a coalition…b/c according to many we have become the antichrist(Check me out!)
@ Aunt Viv & Mandah
you ladies should schedule your weddings to fall on the day the Moon is in Libra it will gurantee a happy and long lasting union
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one step aheada ya girl, mine will be a fall wedding with the sun and moon in libra…. i can wait lol
That’s my girl right there, I really like ashanti and she looks nice, the ponytail could use a little something but other than that she looks good, she has picked up a couple of pounds but that’s how it goes ,she still looks nice ,we women know when to hit the diet again, she’s fine.
@Paigey: NO! I think Pro was confused one day when Braided and I were talking and I said I would love to go visit CHI! I heard it’s really nice…so I think he thought I was from there!
I also want to visit St. Louis I heard it’s nice there as well! hope I spelled it right???
@cutie pie
The next time you go in for your yearly exam AKA “Pap Smear” ask your Gyno. Im sure he/she would give you the same answer….
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@ mandah
ok ok prepared..that’s what i’m talking about
dapro11…where did your pic go?
KZZme…str8 perv…and I condone it!!!
IM ROLLING UP SOME MORE BE PATIENT …I PASSD IT BACK AND HAVENT SEEN IT SINCE!
@ theseen, num1, cutie pie, num1…
I think its a “male” thing cause i’ve heard men say that before too (that ass is spreading, somebody must be hittin it from the back, lol) You know the men, with their “limited” thinking, lol (j/k fellas) I dont know if they think air goes in and makes it expand or what, but???
@ theseen26
ok if you say so
Nu Nu…..it’s sitting here on my desk!!!
Hey Lauren!
We’re talking about:
Sex in the morning, vintage rings and engagements, and people getting thick from sex.
@ NIKKI
I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PIC…I GUESS THE GRAVATAR SYSTEM IS DOWN OR SOMETHING…I MAY TRY TO PUT UP ANOTHER PIC.
Ms Philly Cliff’s Notes:
Victoria is mad b/c we say hi to each other but not here
Cutie Pie and I are waiting to find out how sex gives you thich thighs
Nikki does not eat deviled eggs but showers in oastries (food not shoes)
Re does not like saliva, but does like sex and pastries
And I am antsy for 430 so I can get my free drink on…
and since then…
Semen makes the fat on your thighs multiply, (the seen read it in a book)
Aunt Viv is engaged to be marries April 2009
KZZ likes butt quickies??
Da pro thinks we are all pretty ladies
Everyone seems to be ignoring “YOU KNOW WHO” making ignorant comments
@Jaxon
LOL! I agree. That way, he lays in bed and doesn’t bother me while I go make breakfast.
@ Kzz
“Oh my badd: l;et’s not forget about when you getting ready to get up for work, and you feel this hand on your waistline pulling you back in!”
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Huh bruh, lol! LUV IT! Errrrrrrrtime! Thats why i’m always late, lol! Cant get to work on time to save my soul!
Damn can yall hoodhos imagine how big hoshanti is gonna get when nelly knocks her up? Bitch is gonna be as big as blimp.
@cutie pie,
Thanks for the tip-I forgot you were the numbers/astrology pro.
@Re,
Thanks for the wisdom sis!
Thank you too dapro! Hi Lauren!
@ KZZ
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY…GIRL WHEN WE KICK IT! Cause I live out here…but don’t get too excited, Chicago is straight, in fact I can’t see myself living anywhere else right now maybe later, but it can get lame at times…I know the men are lame as hell and lazy…lol
Mandah you’re engaged too!? Oh yeah! Same advice I gave to Aunt Viv, I’m giving to you. God bless you both!
Thanx Aunt viv!! if his name is Phil ima be dead!!! lol
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Jaxon (I lost you before I even knew I had you)(Check me out!)
Re that before breakfast sex is the best! Forget Orange juice and Vitamin C..Vitamin D is the real pick me up LMAO
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ok now im dead lol!!!
BRIYANNA CHAMBERS(Check me out!)
PRE-NUPS GENERALLY ARE NOT INTENDED FOR PEOPLE WHO MAKE HOURLY WAGES OR MID-LEVEL SALARY RANGES. THE HASSLE REQUIRED FOR PAYING A LAWYER AND THE FINANCIAL COSTS ASSOCIATED WITH COMPLETING THE PROCESS IS NOT WORTHWHILE TO SOMEONE WITH MINIMAL ASSESTS. JUST A THOUGHT, BUT YOU ALL DO YOU.
*chuckle*
Hey PRO!!!! (wyze & da)
Alot of you guys who had pics up I no longer see your gravies anymore! Paigey something must be wrong with the system:
Good morning yall
Free for Ashanti?! Too much! REFUND PLEASE!
WyzePro…
How can a $500,000 car be sitting on your desk…Im under suspicion that you MAY be falsifying statements…
PaigeyWaigey…why in the dickens did you yell at me? All I wanted was to see was a pretty face…sheesh
@Mandah,
fret not, his name isn’t Phil LOL
Fun Fact #30:
I love it when I get dressed for work and I’m putting my hair up when my husband hugs me from behind and start kissing my neck. I complain for 1 minute knowing I really want to have sex. So I give in and have the best quickie ever, then I look at the look, run out the house in a hurry, curse him out for being so sexy as I drive to work.
Hey M-Daddy,
Morning hun, how you feelin today?
Good morning WyzePro and M-Daddy!
Mmm… Ashanti…
@NIKKI UNDERWOOD… Girl so fine
I agree “Girl sooooooooooo fine” Good morning Dyme
look @ the CLOCK, sorry ya’ll.
@ Re,
“I love it when I get dressed for work and I’m putting my hair up when my husband hugs me from behind and start kissing my neck. I complain for 1 minute knowing I really want to have sex. So I give in and have the best quickie ever, then I look at the look, run out the house in a hurry, curse him out for being so sexy as I drive to work.”
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Ok Re, gon head girl! Get you!
@ aunt Viv
Good luck and congrats w/ God’s speed. Marriage is hard work… I been there done that. Its not for me
@Kesha: YEEESSS! girl the best!
@Jaxon: Imma cyber slap you I like Butt quickies?????? I just like quickes period!!!!!!! LOL!
@Paigey yeah I heard that it’s right out there! that’s why I would like to visit Chicago…
@Hot SAuce: Eat a DICK! and put hotsauce on it! and GAG BITCH!
Re….
I can see that…
M-DADDY…Hello dear. How are you?
thanx Re!!!
and on the sex=thickness tip.. ive always had hips and ass so ionno bout all that but by george i swear that when i started getting *ahem* intimate with my man my flippin boobs grew a whole daggone cup size!! lol any explainations for that Seen?? ( and no i have never been preggers
@ NIKKI
I’m so sorry!! lol I use caps at work and I just forget…damn my internet ettiquette…lol
Re (A southpaw with a birthday in 2 days!)(Check me out!)
Fun Fact #30:
I love it when I get dressed for work and I’m putting my hair up when my husband hugs me from behind and start kissing my neck. I complain for 1 minute knowing I really want to have sex. So I give in and have the best quickie ever, then I look at the look, run out the house in a hurry, curse him out for being so sexy as I drive to work.
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Okay now you are just bragging we get it
“Your man gives it to you on the regular and trust the shit is good” –Brown Sugar
LOL
@Kesha: Still waiting on Gustav to make his mind up. (Kesha=Michelle Obama Stan!!)(Check me out!)
Hey M-Daddy,
Morning hun, how you feelin today?
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Hey future mother of my children, how is your Thursday going so far?
@ Cutie Pie
She blogs about black women issues and how best to bring change to our community.Very intelligent woman can get SUPER controversial though.
Fun Fact #30:
I love it when I get dressed for work and I’m putting my hair up when my husband hugs me from behind and start kissing my neck. I complain for 1 minute knowing I really want to have sex. So I give in and have the best quickie ever, then I look at the look, run out the house in a hurry, curse him out for being so sexy as I drive to work.
Ugh. I bet you get called into H.R. everyday cuz of all the complaints of smelling like fish.
Yall notice from M-DADDY: we get hey yall! but for NIKKI: she get’s a special shot out all by herself! LOL! Go head NIK! BTW, hey Daddy!
dapro11
Scrolling through these gravies, I see the ladies of Bossip need there own section of beauty
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Thank you for mentioning very kind!
I still wouldn’t mind going down between those two thick thangs!!!
@ Kzz and Glok9n
*Passing the Spliff back*
@ Mandah,
“thanx Re!!!
and on the sex=thickness tip.. ive always had hips and ass so ionno bout all that but by george i swear that when i started getting *ahem* intimate with my man my flippin boobs grew a whole daggone cup size!! lol any explainations for that Seen?? ( and no i have never been preggers”
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Well, i, too, have experienced that. I’ve gon from a small b cup to a C-full C. But my explanation is cuz my ole man, he’s all about squeezin and grabbin and suckin on em, so that’s what i figured contributed to the growth! Its gotta be that. I’ve even had the pleasure of going bra shoppin!!! I love bra shoppin
I bet her vajayjay has an afro!
thank you seen!
this story was a waste of time, I am happy for you Ashanti, continue to work hard, peace bossip get a life
Sex in the morning, vintage rings and engagements, and people getting thick from sex.
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WOWZERRS, I am really missing out on a lot up in here..
Oh boy the posers are out yall! this makes me sign off err’time!
@ KZZ
I guess you would just need to visit and judge for yourself, it’s straight though, only things we gotta deal with out here is the snow, which actually ain’t THAT bad, but then again I’ve lived here all my life so I know what to expect. And the wind, sistas do wear pony tails and hats in the winter, otherwise your do will be jacked as soon as you step outside. But we have plenty to do and see and shop for…oh yeah the cost of living is high though.. my house was nearly $350 stacks and it’s still considered a fixer upper.
@ M-Daddy (future father of my children, hopefully a girl cuz between the two of us we got enough boys, lol),
I’m good today! The HR man came and brought our checks EARLY, lol, i guess given us some money to run from the storm.
PaigeyWaigey…
Okay
You are forgivin…now put that pic up!!!
KZZME….Imma pinch you!!!
NIKKI UNDERWOOD… Girl so fine niggas dreamed they fucked her and lied.. (R.I.P Mook)(Check me out!)
KZZ…butt quickies?
Jaxon…lol@ oastries…I was like ‘what in the world did I say’…had me scrollin’…
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Nikki said it first!
Here’s what happened:
Nikki said butt action spreads thighs,
so Re said she loves the butt action it’s good for quickies,
Nikki said Wow @Quickies,
you said “Love Em” (talking about quickies BUT was really about the butt quickies)
Nikki said Butt quickies?
So I said it…
See how it’s the blog telephone game…I guess I am the official secretary of this thread keeping the minutes and whatnot lol
That cyber slap hurt!
@Aunt Viv(Check me out!)
Good morning WyzePro and M-Daddy!
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Hey Auntie, how are ya?
FELLAS DO YOU AGREE?
Waking up to some morning head is the best thing ever!!! Especially when you got morning wood lol yall know what im talkin about….
@ Aunt Viv Congrats. I am 5 4 an thick in the thighs and butt. So I think see looks great any other way I would say she would look anorexic.Funny though when I first looked I thought she was Licia too, then the fogged cleared. LOL
@ theseen,
“FELLAS DO YOU AGREE?
Waking up to some morning head is the best thing ever!!! Especially when you got morning wood lol yall know what im talkin about….”
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EEEEEEUUUUUU!
@KZZMERGHTTHERE(KZZ HATE PEOPLE THAT ARE JEALOUS, DON’T HATE ME! DO YOU! )(Check me out!)
Yall notice from M-DADDY: we get hey yall! but for NIKKI: she get’s a special shot out all by herself! LOL! Go head NIK! BTW, hey Daddy!
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Hey love muffin, my little sugar plum, my little sugar smack. LOL You need to stop wit all that
@THESEEN26
I AGREE
Morning M-Daddy! What happened w/ the bachelor party that made you decide to never plan one again? My guess is broke niggas aint chip in lol
@NIK: You know it’s true: that’s why you get no love now! LOL!
@Jaxson: Sowe I will slap lighter the next time! LOL!
@Paigey: See the Wind! oh hell no! cuz I’m the type I love to keep the do tight at all times..~~shrugging shoulders do kzz really want to visit the Chi~~~~brb! LOL!
@Theseen: Yeah yall do love that! LMAO! and my man gets no turn downs! Well now that I am slowly letting him back in! ~~~wink~~~
Okay, okay, I’m bragging.
But this is to EVERYONE!!!!!
You CAN be happy and married. I do find other men attractive, but I would never cheat.
Unless Idris Elba came to my neighborhood. I work hard at our marriage, and I have a ton of respect for him, vice versa. We fight, argue, occasionally I slap him and then promise to stop hitting when I’m enraged (only to do it again at a later date). We cry together, pray together (most important), and we laugh together a WHOLE lot.
Marriage is a compromise, and I can asure you, it’s VERY easy to retreat and stop talking when you’re upset, and that’s the worst thing you can do, to let things fester. Take a break should you need to, and then try to resolve the issue before more time elapses.
You know when you know if your relationship is worth something? WHEN YOU RESOLVE A SERIOUS CONFLICT. That is when you need to pull together, no matter what obstacles are thrown your way. It’s easy to be happy when there’s no bumps in the relationship, and easy to stay together. But when there’s an issue you pull through together, that’s when it really counts.
Never forget to compromise, just don’t compromise yourself. And don’t take your marital problems to other people. They feed off that negative energy. Just respect your partner and keep the number of confidantes to just one/two.
@ Seen
That makes ya’ll buy jewerly everytime IF it’s done right. *looking at my tennis bracelet* LOL
head is good…but I personally rather get some pussy in the morning…the cuca has been marinating all night….and it has a thicker consistency in the morninig…makes the sex better…imo
Jaxon….
LMAO!!! Damn why you put the tru perv on blast!!! I’m on the low-low like “damn I done started some perv shit, oh well NOBODY will ever know’ …until now!!! LOL!!
Kesha: Still waiting on Gustav to make his mind up. (Kesha=Michelle Obama Stan!!)(Check me out!)
@ Mandah,
“thanx Re!!!
and on the sex=thickness tip.. ive always had hips and ass so ionno bout all that but by george i swear that when i started getting *ahem* intimate with my man my flippin boobs grew a whole daggone cup size!! lol any explainations for that Seen?? ( and no i have never been preggers”
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Well, i, too, have experienced that. I’ve gon from a small b cup to a C-full C. But my explanation is cuz my ole man, he’s all about squeezin and grabbin and suckin on em, so that’s what i figured contributed to the growth! Its gotta be that. I’ve even had the pleasure of going bra shoppin!!! I love bra shoppin
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the same thang girl! lol im enjoying my new C cups!!!! lol
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theseen26(Check me out!)
FELLAS DO YOU AGREE?
Waking up to some morning head is the best thing ever!!! Especially when you got morning wood lol yall know what im talkin about….
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well i dont dont get morning wood ( that ish itself is hilarious) but i do enjy some brain in the am
lol
@Kesha: Still waiting on Gustav to make his mind up. (Kesha=Michelle Obama Stan!!)(Check me out!)
@ M-Daddy (future father of my children, hopefully a girl cuz between the two of us we got enough boys, lol),
I’m good today! The HR man came and brought
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Thats what I’m talking about. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
@Kesha
Please dont tell me you are anti-head??? Its already too many of them running around America. We cant afford anymore lol
@M-Daddy,
I feel good today-glad it’s Thursday, not working tomorrow!
Thanks elovely!
Jaxon you’re killin’ it with the thread recall!
@ num1dominicano
I’mma need you to stop talking like that, or I’m gonna have to…………. let me quit while I’m ahead. Just stop it! lol
@num1domincano,
“head is good…but I personally rather get some pussy in the morning…the cuca has been marinating all night….and it has a thicker consistency in the morninig…makes the sex better…imo”
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LOL
@ M-DADDY
DAMN, GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO..LOL BUSTA!
BOSSIP WHERES PICS OF BEYONCE???
IM IN WITHDRAWLS
Damn she is lookin good
@ re
You CAN be happy and married. I do find other men attractive, but I would never cheat.
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well.. you know what I say you can always look at the menu and not buy anything I’m a huge flirt but I stay faithful
head is good…but I personally rather get some pussy in the morning…the cuca has been marinating all night….and it has a thicker consistency in the morninig…makes the sex better…imo
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lol! agreed….well uhh…u know what I mean!
@Re,
I think I told you this in one of yesterday’s threads, but girl, you need a show! Part Dave Chappelle, part Oprah. Move over Tyra!
I think Ashanti should play Aretha Franklin in a biopic. Any cosigns?
I got this rhinestone bikini & stilettos
girl men have a fetish with lingerie and Stiletto’s!
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@$m♥K.E.Y. & KZZ
THAT’S RIGHT and don’t EVER think it won’t work on us or that it’s NOT sexy – ’cause it is!!!!
High heels (*no less than 3.5 inches), platforms or stilettos
with
thongs or LACE boy shorts (the joints where your a$$ hangs out at the bottom = jackpot!!!)
As much as we hate on the girls trying to starve themselves, someone needs to start hating on all these obese women. Our churches are certainly full of them; women who endanger their health by eating old school, soul food that leads to blacks leading the nation in high blood pressure, disdain for physical activity, and obesity. Don’t encourage a health crisis because of an unfocused determination to enhance self esteem. It’s not cool to be 5′2, 200 lbs no matter how good you feel about yourself.
can I ask some of you men what do yall do for your women that would make her so eager to give you a polish job early in the morning stank mouth and all??
@Jaxon (I lost you before I even knew I had you)(Check me out!)
Morning M-Daddy! What happened w/ the bachelor party that made you decide to never plan one again? My guess is broke niggas aint chip in lol
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Well have you ever heard of the saying too many Chiefs not enough Indians?
@ Mandah!
Giving women morning head that shit is nasty!!! It been sitting there all night leaking (cause it clean itself) and you want me to lick that shit up!!! HELL NAH lol Go wash yo then let me think about it
@PaigeyWaigey*Stays away from Butt Quickies of any kind*(Check me out!)
@ M-DADDY
DAMN, GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO..LOL BUSTA!
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Awwwww Paigy, I was savin the best for last
num1dominicano(Check me out!)
head is good…but I personally rather get some pussy in the morning…the cuca has been marinating all night….and it has a thicker consistency in the morninig…makes the sex better…imo
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you nasty puddin lol
@ The seen
FELLAS DO YOU AGREE?
Waking up to some morning head is the best thing ever!!! Especially when you got morning wood lol yall know what im talkin about….
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Wel i know i enjoy waking up to that morning wood!!!
Giving women morning head that shit is nasty!!! It been sitting there all night leaking (cause it clean itself) and you want me to lick that shit up!!! HELL NAH lol Go wash yo then let me think about it
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THATS A LITTLE BIASED! lol!! Its all natural juices! lol!
@Aunt Viv w/ over 300 comments people forget
@Nikki, naw you take the Perv Queen Tiara, I take it when I need it. Besides I was being threatened with bodily harm I had to snitch
@Num1, “marinating” LMAO is that what happens at night? I’m gonna start puttin some Italian dressing down there like I do my steaks before I grill… but YOU ARE RIGHT morning nookie is where is at though
Y’all a bunch of freaks in here, dammmmmn
LMAO @ MDADDY: it’s all love…LOL!
Hannibal: Lawd! who brought this out?????/LOL!
ummm excuse me but penis has its smells too buddy!!! do not be fooled what you think your d**k smell like roses in the afternoon sun in the morning??
oh and FYI the only way a womans best friend would have a stench in the morning is because she did not wash it at night…you need to pick your stuff a little better
@ theseen,
“Please dont tell me you are anti-head??? Its already too many of them running around America. We cant afford anymore”
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Not anti-head, just not FIRST thing in the damn morning, lol! Especially cause you know most men have to pee first thing in the morning…no, not then. I’ma catch you at lunch or in the evening babe
I’m trying get a few dollars from Slide
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@$m♥K.E.Y.
Jay-Z’s verse on “I Ain’t Heard of That”:
I don’t take ‘em out to eat
I ain’t here to trick or treat
I ain’t trying to fix your weave
I ain’t heard of that!!
I’m just here to train ho’s
Put ‘em on the main road
Teach ‘em how to ‘Change Clothes’
I know you heard of that!!
Change your whole attitude
It’s time to take off your cool
If it make you wanna move, then move
My niggaz get up on it, live b#tches throw it back
Ma, act like you want it
I know you heard of that!!
Jaxon…
Who put the pressure on ya?
Num1..came out the ‘wood’ works…
I think lingerie is played out…men look right past that shit..
@Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)
Whats good you BIG AZZ PIMP YOU?????!!!!!!!!!!
theseen26(Check me out!)
@ Mandah!
Giving women morning head that shit is nasty!!! It been sitting there all night leaking (cause it clean itself) and you want me to lick that shit up!!! HELL NAH lol Go wash yo then let me think about it
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You sound like a dude that just does not like to do it period (everybody got their preferences)…that happens all day long so no matter what time you do it gon be “juices” lol
@cutie pie
Getting head in the A.M. from yo girl that is some true love right there. Just treat her w/ respect, dont lie, cheat or steal. That would get you morning head
Okay, okay, I’m bragging.
But this is to EVERYONE!!!!!
You CAN be happy and married. I do find other men attractive, but I would never cheat.
Unless Idris Elba came to my neighborhood. I work hard at our marriage, and I have a ton of respect for him, vice versa. We fight, argue, occasionally I slap him and then promise to stop hitting when I’m enraged (only to do it again at a later date). We cry together, pray together (most important), and we laugh together a WHOLE lot.
Marriage is a compromise, and I can asure you, it’s VERY easy to retreat and stop talking when you’re upset, and that’s the worst thing you can do, to let things fester. Take a break should you need to, and then try to resolve the issue before more time elapses.
You know when you know if your relationship is worth something? WHEN YOU RESOLVE A SERIOUS CONFLICT. That is when you need to pull together, no matter what obstacles are thrown your way. It’s easy to be happy when there’s no bumps in the relationship, and easy to stay together. But when there’s an issue you pull through together, that’s when it really counts.
Never forget to compromise, just don’t compromise yourself. And don’t take your marital problems to other people. They feed off that negative energy. Just respect your partner and keep the number of confidantes to just one/two.
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PREACH RE….PREACH!!!
Lol @ Aunt Viv…that was really dedicated to you.
and Mandah, of course.
Lol @ IJM.
But after all that was said…seriously….I would still have sexual relations with Idris Elba. But just once.
DAMMIT! That’s not the picture I wanted, well at least it’s working again.
@SLides: I have too many of both! but I love the boyshorts the best! ~~wink~~!
@Mandingo: Yeah we are tooo much sometimes!
@NUM1: And we love to engage in it early in the morning! that shit feels so good to us just as well! don’t front ladies!
@IJM: You wanna talk about sparking~~~KZZ lit this shit like 7x’s~~~~~LOL!
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* My beautiful black sisters..its time to form a coalition…b/c according to many we have become the antichrist(Check me out!)
ummm excuse me but penis has its smells too buddy!!! do not be fooled what you think your d**k smell like roses in the afternoon sun in the morning??
oh and FYI the only way a womans best friend would have a stench in the morning is because she did not wash it at night…you need to pick your stuff a little better
Cosign! I shower before I hit the bed
@Nikki, KZZ was bout to cyber slap me. You or me playa you or me…
Everyone is talkin about gettin head in the morning, not realizing that this is about Ashanti, I gotta come here more often, lol.
O lo or whatz happin! I like this conversation. Now which one of you ladies would like to cheat?
Scuse me just one second ya’ll….
@Hot Sauce
I’m sorry, but your corny ass joke that you OBVIOUSLY were so pressed to use failed miserably. Next.
Re (A southpaw with a birthday in 2 days!)(Check me out!)
and Mandah, of course.
Lol @ IJM.
But after all that was said…seriously….I would still have sexual relations with Idris Elba. But just once.
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As long as it just once..it dont count lol
Mr. Sick
I only like to cheat with Idris Elba. And I haven’t been able to so far, so no, I don’t like to cheat.
I rather give head in the morning! LOL
I just thought that I bust that in here!!
I love giving head to my guy behind his tinted windows in front of my house in my drive way
@ cutie
can I ask some of you men what do yall do for your women that would make her so eager to give you a polish job early in the morning stank mouth and all??
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dead!!! lol!
theseen26(Check me out!)
@ Mandah!
Giving women morning head that shit is nasty!!! It been sitting there all night leaking (cause it clean itself) and you want me to lick that shit up!!! HELL NAH lol Go wash yo then let me think about it
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a) i know whay my p*ssy does, ive had it for 20+years.
b) my sh!t stays fresh like i keep iit in a zip lock freezer bag
c) you showed errybody just how selfish you are..
im sure a nice lady doesnt want to suck ur junk and have your musty balls that have been marinating in the crack of yo ass alll night in her face but it seems you still get done the favor.
ASHANTI LOOK LIKE SHE GIVING HEAD TO THAT MIC ..WHY NOT TALK ABOUT HEAD???
I think lingerie is played out…men look right past that shit..
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i’ma have to agree on that one…Last time i spent about $80 at Vicky and the boy took that shyt off sooo fast, i was too upset. He was like, oh yeah, thats nice, nah come here! Gone, in less than 5 minutes. But, they do LOVE the stiletto’s!
lunch time!!!
Jaxon….she wont hurt a fly…but I DO understand…I would have sold yo ass up the river..
There she go…
AND YES!! Hit the shower before bedtime…cause you cant have the day on your CLEAN sheets…
Exactly @ Jaxon. But, of course it counts if the male counterpart does it.
Num1..came out the ‘wood’ works…
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na, I been here chilin….reading some of you ladies’ comments…..you all seem like a good time…
Be honest
how many women have swallowed
MS WALLZ YOU SAID RIGHT THERE, I KNOW YALL LOVE IT!
GOOD QUESTION, WHO SWALLOW THAT CREAM!?
@Jaxon
lmao… damn I didnt mean to sound like that. But giving a girl head in the morning just isn’t my cup of tea…. I guess we do have our preferences lol
*raising hand*
@KZZMERGHTTHERE(KZZ HATE PEOPLE THAT ARE JEALOUS, DON’T HATE ME! DO YOU! )(Check me out!)
LMAO @ MDADDY: it’s all love…LOL!
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I know ma LOL
@Sugar: I rather give head in the morning! LOL
I just thought that I bust that in here!!
I love giving head to my guy behind his tinted windows in front of my house in my drive way
~~~~~~~~~~~~~DEADER than a fly at a picnic~~~~~
@NUM1: Oh I see you was in the cut??? LOL! I hear that!
@GLOK: I’m sorry you have to see what freaks some of your sister’s are! LOL!
I AINT NOPUSSY EARLY IN THE MORNING FUK THAT!!
*raising hand*
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WOW!!!..ok ok…
Sugarwalls…***hanging my head in shame***
…you already know….
@ M-DADDY
Yeah that’s more like it…but I know your ass by-passed me like I was selling tube socks on the overpass…lol
KZZZ!!! UNDERSTAND…. I LOVE THIS SHIT…NEED TO BE DONE MORE OFTEN!
**pleading guilty**
Raising hand to stretch….
@NIK::~~~KZZ slowly raising hand~~~~AWWW damn I’m guilty~~~ but not err’body get’s that treatment though! right ladies?????????
^^^^hahahahahahahahahaha
SMH @ Auntie & Re….
Dirty girls….
theseen26(Check me out!)
@ Mandah!
Giving women morning head that shit is nasty!!! It been sitting there all night leaking (cause it clean itself) and you want me to lick that shit up!!! HELL NAH lol Go wash yo then let me think about it
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a) i know whay my p*ssy does, ive had it for 20+years.
b) my sh!t stays fresh like i keep iit in a zip lock freezer bag
c) you showed errybody just how selfish you are..
im sure a nice lady doesnt want to suck ur junk and have your musty balls that have been marinating in the crack of yo ass alll night in her face but it seems you still get done the favor.
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Dead! I am laughing so hard right now my cube mate is wondering if I’ve gone crazy
I KNOW you ain’t talking Nikki Underwood and your “pinkness”….
(((teeheehee)))
*raises hand
@ KESHA
Yeah I stopped buying Vicki’s Secreations stuff a long time ago…I say keep it simple, lace boy shorts, and stilettos and some jewelry..if your titties are nice then you don’t even need a bra…cause that’s one more thing they have to get through…lol
Tru story…KZZME…
A little Sa-la-d tossing during the treatment….
@ SUGA,
Neva…ok…once, by accident! Cause i was holdn the shyt in my mouth and he was like, JUST SWALLOW IT KESHA, but i couldn’t cause i was so afraid…and i started gagging, and a lil went down my throat…and well, now i’m just too traumatized to try it again. I dont know what happened, but that was NOT how i planned it, lol!
AT SWALLOWING……. WOW!!!
Re…. LMAO!!! tru..tru……….
LOL@ Kesha!!
Raising both of my hands! LOL
@Mandah!
Damn that shit was funny….I’m still laughing. I guess you got a point…
YALL ARE SOME FREAKS IN HERE….SHIT! MAKING ME THINK MY LANGUAGE IZ VULGAR, YALL IN HERE DRINKING THAT MAGIC MILK!!!
I’m too scared to swallow…I don’t like the thought of that shit swirling in my tummy…lol I’ll pass…maybe when I get married.
Dead @ Kesha!!!!
Yall,
Since i heard that lil kim story, i’m sooo afraid to swallow that junk…i know the probability of that happenning is like 1 in a billion (well maybe less than that) but still…it freaked me the f*ck out cause she coulda DIED yall!
The thing about me is I don’t need a man to initiate the love making! notice (love making) not SEX! I will jump on him, just as well as he would to me, don’t get me wrong I am a lady in public but a freak in the house! the way it should be!
Ummm….Pigey Waigey
Only go without a bra for certain dress clothes. Keep your babies perky and pretty (even if they sag when you have chilrens). Keep them trained, and you’ll be very proud of your ta’ta’s for many years to come.
Shes thick I’d hit for sure,but todays thick is tommorrow fat.
Okay keesha!!
lol
TRUE STORY
I was doing my guy and he lost control and mr sticky came out and got over my face..not my eyes but my face..and it is like it turned him on more..
kzzz
I am the same way..I knew it was something about u that was similar to me!
I go for what I know too!
You got to be real special for me to do it…
@ Kesha, I had that accident time too…After I was done he hugged me and fell right asleep I was stuck in his arms and could not move LMAO, I was PISSED
@ KESHA
I just choked on my spit reading that…Now I guess I know how you felt…girl I would be traumatized too!! lmao
TRUE STORY
I was doing my guy and he lost control and mr sticky came out and got over my face..not my eyes but my face..and it is like it turned him on more..
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that fool be watchin’ them nasty man flicks too much…
@ PaigeyWaigey,
yeah, i could do a no bra. They’re pretty spectacular if i do say so myself, lol! I worked hard on them though, like training for a marathon! It wasn’t easy, cause underwire bra’s make life so difficult!
FACIAL CUMSHOTS ARE ALWAYZ TURNING NIGGR ON….HELL YEAH!
Alright…
Sad fact #1: I did swallow but I also, like Kesha held it in my mouth. I didn’t pull away from the penis originally because I was afraid of the strange liquid substance and it was too warm. And I already dislike soup as it is…..
I eventually did, but tried to play it off like it was nothing and calmy walked/skipped/ran to the bathroom.
You know what my man said? He was proud of me.
Re (A southpaw with a birthday in 2 days!)(Check me out!)
Sugarwalls…***hanging my head in shame***
…you already know….
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… hand raised head hung lol…tee hee ….
Kesha: Still waiting on Gustav to make his mind up. (Kesha=Michelle Obama Stan!!)(Check me out!)
Yall,
Since i heard that lil kim story, i’m sooo afraid to swallow that junk…i know the probability of that happenning is like 1 in a billion (well maybe less than that) but still…it freaked me the f*ck out cause she coulda DIED yall!
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Way I remember that story she had OUNCES of it in her stomach…but that could have been added hype
EVERY SPERM IS SACRED, EVERY SPERM IS GOOD
EVERY SPERM IS NEEDED IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD
LET THE HEATHENS SPILL THEIRS ON THE DUSTY GROUND
GOD WILL MAKE THEM PAY FOR EVERY SPERM THAT CAN’T BE FOUND!
Always swallow ladies. God is watching.
LOL! @ Kesha….Nothing a lil Altoids can’t handle! drink some damn Ginger ale FUCKT IT! handle that shit girl!!!!!
MAGIC MILK…hilar!!!
many years to come…funny…
@ jaxon,
Yes girl, pissed i was! he was like, ok bae, i wont make you do that NO MORE, lol!
YES WE CAN!!!
LOL @ Mandah…it’s okay, join the club.
Actually, one time I was tricked into it, and I realized what was happening and pulled away. Needless to say, I got a little on my hair…
MIND YOU @NIKKI U! THAT SHIT DOES YOU WOMEN WONDERZ……..NOW TESTIFY!!!
@ RE
Only go braless when you man coming over and you wanna look sexy in some little lingerie type stuff…girl please I go 38 DD over here I got to wear a bra to sleep!! lol I don’t mess around and I’m 33 and still got some round perky ones, I get asked a lot if they are fake or when I go wear a halter and can’t find a bra to go under my girlfriends always wonder how in the hell my breasts are so round without the bra…I guess I got lucky…so I’m mad nervous to have kids I don’t know what will happen! They definitely AIN’T getting breast fed! lol
Yes girl, pissed i was! he was like, ok bae, i wont make you do that NO MORE, lol!
Damn shame when a nigga gotta appologyze for givin his hoodhos face a cream rinse. Youd think a hoodho would be greatful.
I’LL ADMIT TO AIMING FOR THE EYES AND NOSE AND WEAVES!!!
Ok damn massa put me back out in the field for a minute but I snook in through the window
@ Lauren
I’m good but better when that glowing gravie of yours gets online (loving them pregnancy cheeks)
@Kzz
Working heavy my dear. It’s damn near Friday and that wan’t a nicca to work.
@Nikki
Gravatar still bugging. Let me see if I can get that back up. My gravie was been checked for so I wasn’t tripping when it disappeared
( The Delicious♥☻) Ms. Sugar Walls(Check me out!)
Okay keesha!!
lol
TRUE STORY
I was doing my guy and he lost control and mr sticky came out and got over my face..not my eyes but my face..and it is like it turned him on more..
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girl!! you do not want that ish in yo eye!!! worse than hot sauce from new orleans!!!!
It all depends ladies on how the nigga is taking care of himself
If he eats right..then it won’t taste nasty..If he eats wrong and don’t take care of himself..then that shit is the worst! I had 2 guys! 1) smoked all the time..didn’t eat his veggies and shit..his shit tasted salty and my guy..It is easy..It taste sweet and I don’t gag
Wow i thought this was A-Keys. Ashanti looks very nice. Thick and healthy like Nelly probably likes it!
girl!! you do not want that ish in yo eye!!! worse than hot sauce from new orleans!!!!
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@ Kzzz,
Really?! Ginger ale…i’ma have to try a shot of patron and then MAYBE, lol! Yall, seriously? Do black girls do this on the regular? Cause yall i work with this white chick and well yall know them freaks do anything to everybody. I could NOT believe some of their stories! I kept telling them, girl, i dont do that shit, especially not with EVERY man! Black women, we dont do that! But i’d be more open if i knew my sista’s was doing it. I cant follow the white girl, they’ll have a sista f*cked up!
KZZMERGHTTHERE(KZZ HATE PEOPLE THAT ARE JEALOUS, DON’T HATE ME! DO YOU! )(Check me out!)
LOL! @ Kesha….Nothing a lil Altoids can’t handle! drink some damn Ginger ale FUCKT IT! handle that shit girl!!!!!
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SHIIIITTT! I am very proud of my girls! they are on point! yeah I’m bragging fuck that! LOL! it’s just crazy when you know a man is not focusing on shit you saying cuz his azz is in your chest!
Ladies, noone said if they initiate except for Sugar! Are you all the type that sit back and wait to see what your man is going to do? or do you jump in yourself?
Damn shame when a nigga gotta appologyze for givin his hoodhos face a cream rinse. Youd think a hoodho would be greatful.
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IT IS ABSOLUTELY NO FAGS ON THIS PIECE RIGHT NOW
NOW IF WE WERE TALKING ABOUT TERRANCE DEAN..THEN YOU COULD TALK..BUT U LOVE SUCKING OFF OLD WHITE MEN..STFU
glok9n…you wrong bro…LOL!!
dapro…damn massa….
HEY PAIGEY WAIGEY!!
SUGAR, GIRL I SEE YOU IN HERE CARRYING ON. WHATS UP MOMMA?
HEY MANDAH MOMMA!!
DAPRO(SMILING) HEY HANDSOME!!! WHATS UP? WHAT CONVO YA’LL HAVING IN HERE TODAY? (snooping around being nosey) I’M SEING STUFF ABOUT SHOOTING IN FOLKS EYES AND ALL THAT. SOMEBODY FILL ME IN..LOL
@ Paigey,
“They definitely AIN’T getting breast fed! lol”
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Yup, agreed. Did NOT breastfeed. My breasts are my breasts, lol! I’ma need them even when he grown and gone!
Well. We’re all whores.
Paigey, lol, I hear ya!
glok9n(Check me out!)
I’LL ADMIT TO AIMING FOR THE EYES AND NOSE AND WEAVES!!
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awww naw!! not you Boo boo!! it cant be !!! that ish feels outrageous and it will undo a good perm on any day!!!lol
KZZ…
I send a smoke sigs…e-vites…sneak in bathrooms…hop in showers…wake folk up…slide arm across tables full of food…initiate is an understatement….
TrannyQ
You the only bitch i know whose finger is more fiminine than yo mug. Keep up the good work by keepin the camera lens wayyyy the fukk from yo manly face. Scares the shit outta the kids. I bet all yo nieces and nephews call you uncle.
@Kesha! Hell naw every man don’t get that treatment! ya feel me? but girl you sound like you need to have that Patron ready on the night stand! LOL!
@Mandah: Sowe…Kzz is being Weely Weely bad 2day! LOL!
@SUGAR: I will second that!
@ Kzzz,
“Ladies, noone said if they initiate except for Sugar! Are you all the type that sit back and wait to see what your man is going to do? or do you jump in yourself?”
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Oh, no! I jump in a lot. He jumps in a lot too though so its usually one of us that gets the other one excited. I like the “jump me as soon as i walk through the door before i have a chance to put my things down” type though. I LOVE it when he does that! Right on the floor, right by the front door! Yall gettn me started in here…hold up, lemme call my man and make me an appointment, lol!
@Ms. Philadelphia,
would you like some morning head?
@ KESHA
I don’t most sistas go that far, but a lot of us lie about it knowing it’s happened at least once in some form… Yes please don’t listen to white women cause their men EXPECT it, and I don’t think brother be trippin’ about a woman doing it, brothers just feel like if they game is tight it will happen sooner or later, but white men want it even if they ain’t shit…it’s just part of their culture.
Now that I’ve broadcasted my slutty ways, gotta be out!
@HOT SAUCE
THIS BUDS JUST FOR YOU. SO SIT AND SPIN ON IT POTSIE.
THANKS. THAT WILL BE ALL.
KZZMERGHTTHERE(KZZ HATE PEOPLE THAT ARE JEALOUS, DON’T HATE ME! DO YOU! )(Check me out!)
SHIIIITTT! I am very proud of my girls! they are on point! yeah I’m bragging fuck that! LOL! it’s just crazy when you know a man is not focusing on shit you saying cuz his azz is in your chest!
Ladies, noone said if they initiate except for Sugar! Are you all the type that sit back and wait to see what your man is going to do? or do you jump in yourself?
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Nope! Sometimes dudes are slow about it….if I want it Imma let you know plain and simple. You might be starved if you wait
Ashanti is lucky to still be relevant because we all know her talent is suspect at BEST
@MANDAH! YES ME…I TELLEM, TAKE THAT ….AND THAT…. BETTER KNOW HOW TO DODGE!!Ha!
@ sxyQblondie
Hey lady!
Peep this sense we’re on the subject
Awhile back (wild days) I was messing with this one chick and she starts to hit me on the head
It’s a major turn on for me but we could’nt do anything else because of her monthly visitor
She’s into though staring me in my eyes and the whole nine. So after awhile I lost it but she made sure I came in her mouth
She give me the most serious look I ever seen and said my skeet taste like her favorite cereal-
Cinnamon Toast Crunch LMAO
I never laughed so hard in my life family
KZZ…
I send a smoke sigs…e-vites…sneak in bathrooms…hop in showers…wake folk up…slide arm across tables full of food…initiate is an understatement….
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Dead on!
ashanti can get astrong 3 n a half pumps
@RE: I know you and a few are married, but ladies we are all WHORES when it comes to our man! you can’t deny that! LOL! and besides the love life should never be boring…always have exciting things to do each other trust and believe!
@NIK: That’s what up Momma!
LMAO @ KESHA: I know that’s right girl jump right on it girl! and walk away and fling your hair like a white women! LOL!
@ dapro11,
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DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
Cause i LOVE cinnamon toast crunch, lol!
Best way to initiate… head in the car while he driving… they cant drive fast enough to get home or the closest deserted parking lot LMAO
Most women don’t iniatiate because they want to gauge the man’s interest I guess… But the guy I’m seeing now is tired of me wearing his ass out…he be dry as a bone on rib night by the time he leaves….
Hey y’all-just checkn in…tried to catch up on some recent posts.
Wassup Dapro and others
@ glok9n-Why did my cursor jump to your post about aiming for eyes nose and weaves…LMAO!!!
Lemme just GUESS what y’all are talkin’ about…
@ PaigeyWaigey *Wonders why brothers have babies with chics from the club? Nicca is you serious you couldn’t find a jimmy?!*(Check me out!)
@ M-DADDY
Yeah that’s more like it…but I know your ass by-passed me like I was selling tube socks on the overpass…lol
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You need to stop!!!! LMAO
Whats good you BIG AZZ PIMP YOU?????!!!!!!!!!!
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@LL M-Daddy
I’m doing alright thanks for asking…
Before I forget, Braided Beauty wanted me to tell you that she said = “Bye”, and that she sends her love… She enjoyed talking to you and wishes you and the boys the best”….
She wanted to say “Bye” to you herself, but didn’t see you before she headed back to Chicago and asked me to tell you the message…
If you ladies can make my magic milk appear, I’m gooooood!
Now if you going to taste, you should consider ____.
@KESHA
I KNOW!! CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH IS MY FAVORITE CEREAL TOO DOGONIT!! LOL
@ Jaxon,
“Best way to initiate… head in the car while he driving… they cant drive fast enough to get home or the closest deserted parking lot LMAO”
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Yup! They be swervin n shyt, lol!
@ Jaxon
e-vites huh? I’m gonna have to try that…thanks girl! lol
@Dapro11
Not Cinnamon Toast Crunch I love that cereal! Man I feed my baby that cereal, I aint never gonna be able to look at it the same way
@DARPO: Remember what Bernie Mac said about a woman looking at you while she giving you HEad! LOL! he said “BITCH WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT” JUST HANDLE YOUR SHIT”!
Ok folks, going to lunch…BRB!
Best way to initiate… head in the car while he driving… they cant drive fast enough to get home or the closest deserted parking lot LMAO
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that’s grand! I done that before..only It was winter time..Ice and shit was covering the roads! hahahah
okay true story
This guy and I went to this park..well It was closed..
I was naked from the waste down and he was naked also…We were doing each other hot n heavy..until 2 police officers were knocking at the both of our windows with flashlights..Man I felt like the biggest slut..But I loved it
hey sxQ!!!!
@ KZZME
Ladies, noone said if they initiate except for Sugar! Are you all the type that sit back and wait to see what your man is going to do? or do you jump in yourself?
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naw momma im the hunter, he is the prey lol tee hee
I hate when dudes STARE you in the eye when the action is poppin…Im in it..I look down like…WTF you lookin at? LOL!!!
All you see is a wet stache, eyeballs, and scrunched up eyebrows….
@Vee-one more day,
can i give you some head???
TYPO: DAPRO! MY BADD!
head in the car while he driving
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@Jaxon (I lost you before I even knew I had you)
And how are you?
Hi, I don’t believe I’ve had the pleasure to meet you before….
Allow me to introduce myself… My name Slide
S to the L – I, D,E….
KZZ…I was just thinking of him when I type above..
@ Jaxon-u right girl! E-vites for you-I call ‘em good-good coupons, usually sent by text msg with a 24 hr expiration date. Get it while its HOT!
@ Dapro11-hittn you on the head…Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ KZZ-tell it like it is! Us womenfolk know we love the split persona-lady in the street, freak in the sheets. Its TOO sexy to wear some nice corporate attire w/yo G-string underneath, and have him meet you at the j-o-b for a lil somethin’ somethinnn…
Ooops=why I tell y’all my lunch-hour plans (lol)!!
HEYYYY MMMMMM MMMMMMM M-DADDY! HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING?
HEYYYYYY SLIDE(batting lashes) HOW ARE YOU TODAY MR.SMOOTH? ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE ME SIGN A PRENUP?(LOL)
@ NIKKI
STOP IT!! LOL *now I’m yelling cause stomach hurts from laughing*
VEE! I WAS NAMED JACKED!!!! IM A MAN OF FAITH!
@Ms Sugar Walls, on a 2 hour car trip decide to pass the time wit a lil sumthin sumthin had truckers lookin down into the car and honk their horns…. EMBARASSING but I loved it. He had to pull over to the shoulder so he would not crash…I’m glad no peace officers came to see if we were having car trouble
@ NIKKI-I’m goin lose my job laughin at yo CRAZY A$$$$
Me no likey the glazed donut face either-EAT NUCCA,stop Peepin @ me n shit!
@ glok9n-man of faith huh? Work it out then!! LOL!
Nice to meet you S to the L -I, D, E
How do you do?
@NIK: Imma have to really cyber beat you! DEADER than a cock a roach on a Mexican Family Dinner table!
Aunt Viv and Others…DO YOU HAVE A JOB?? seriously.
PaigeyWaigey…
You know what a wet stache looks like!! Hair going every-which-way….shit in they nose…runnin to they ears….
@ Vee I’m gonna be on the unemployment line right with you “glazed donut”
LOL @MS.WALLS
GIRL, I DONT THINK YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE IN HERE TO ALMOST CATCH A CHARGE FOR CERTAIN LIBERTIES IN A CAR.(ha haa)
T
Just want to jump in ya’ll convo, and throw my 2 cents in. I had my ex hit me off about two weeks ago. We were takin a walk by Catholic U and she asked me to find a spot. We went right by the Chaplel on campus. She got right on her knees and mashed me off somethin wonderful, and didn’t lose any of the kids…whew! We were both riding the train that day, so we had to find the best spot possible…But I love it when they drink dem babies…
BICKERING IS NOT MY THING. I’LL LET THE NEW GRAVIE DO THE TALKING(sxyQblondie has dedicated the new gravie to all idiots. enjoy.)(Check me out!)
@KESHA
I KNOW!! CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH IS MY FAVORITE CEREAL TOO DOGONIT!! LOL
You struck me more as Dinty Moore Beef Stew and Burgie beer in the morning tranny bitch. Go figure.
Hi Victoria!!
VICKY WHY YOU KEEP JOCKING AUNTIE VIV…MAN WHY DO YOU ….WANNA GIVE ME SOME HEAD??
I think lingerie is played out…men look right past that shit..
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i’ma have to agree on that one…Last time i spent about $80 at Vicky and the boy took that shyt off sooo fast, i was too upset. He was like, oh yeah, thats nice, nah come here! Gone, in less than 5 minutes. But, they do LOVE the stiletto’s!
I know im mad late( went to lunch) but i second these emotions, one time i thought I was being sexy right, lol, so i went to my freaks crib in a black trench, a red n black lace thong, a red lace tank ( together they cost $120) and some black thigh high suede stiletto boots, u know this fool ripped everything off and told me to leave the boots on!!! to this day when we speak he be like “remember that night u came by in the boots” SHEESH!!
victoria…
Do you have any friends….we cyber kickin it…fall back loser!!!
OMG!!! KZZME that made snot come to the tip of my nose!!!
yes!
her thighs are thick. along with her arms, stomach, waist…
AND the damn boots(on sale) cost $80
Ladies, yes I know you all know about the three holes (which I like very much).
But, I can show you the other four holes that make magic milk for me.
August 28, 2008. Look out guys, Mary J Blige is on a very dangerous road. MediaTakeOut.com has just learned that recovering alcoholic and addict Mary J Blige has begun drinking alcohol again.
In the past, Mary spoke openly about her addiction to drugs and alcohol. Here’s what she said in a 2007 interview about her life as an alcoholic:
I was dying. I had come off of being an alcoholic and a drug addict and everything else. And I just — it was either put up or shut up. It was two choices. It was: You want to live or you want to die?
But according to numerous reports that MediaTakeOut.com has received, Mary J Blige may be choosing the latter. Because we have learned that the platinum selling R&B singer has begun drinking again. And according to one of MediaTakeOut.com’s spies, she has even appeared to have gotten tipsy
And by the way – to all you reporters out there – this isn’t a rumor. It’s been confirmed. Here’s what MediaTakeOut.com found that Mary’s people had to say about it:
There has never been an issue with alcohol since [Mary] was in her 20s. Her life fell in place perfectly when she met her husband, Kendu. Yes, she drinks alcohol socially.
Why do we have the sneaking suspicion that we’re about to get the I’m Going Down Mary back any day now. And as much as we want that Mary back … we don’t really want that Mary back…
:
@sugar walls
that’s grand! I done that before..only It was winter time..Ice and shit was covering the roads! hahahah
okay true story
This guy and I went to this park..well It was closed..
I was naked from the waste down and he was naked also…We were doing each other hot n heavy..until 2 police officers were knocking at the both of our windows with flashlights..Man I felt like the biggest slut..But I loved it
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ive been caught by the cops like 3 times!!!lmao!!!!
@KEVWEB
NOT ON THE CHURCH GROUNDS!! OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Everytime you pass by a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, my story will pop in your head LMAO
Women that look me in the eye during head scare me lil bit
Those chicks turned out to be crazy as HELL!
Women with gapped teeth are freaks
Skinny women have crazy cameltoe but have a serious problem handling the penis
Just a hood public service announcement
Woah , i didnt even read the whole thread(still havent), but who is this victoria chick n y she dickridin’?
Dang Nikki,
Never seen you get at someone before…
@Victoria, why dont you play nice, join in, make some friends? Since I know you lurk I’ll try to remeber to say hi to you everyday mmmKay pumpkin!
WHAT DO YALL BE THINKING, WHEN GIVING THE SHINE!!!THATZ WHY I DONT LOOK BACK AT YALL …CUZ I DONT WANNA LOSE CONCENTRATION!!
crazy cameltoe…and Im off to grab vittles….
CASSIE NEEDS TO BORROW SOME CURVES FROM ASHANTI
@MANDAH & SUGAR
I’VE BEEN ALMOST CAUGHT TWICE, AND PRETTY MUCH CAUGHT A THIRD TIME. GREATTFULLY, THE THIRD TIME THE COPS WERE PRETTY COOL. THEY ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS COMICAL. THEY RAN OUR NAMES TO MAKE SURE WE WERENT WANTED IN THE SYSTEM, THEN CHUCKLED AS THEY LET US GO. THE TWO COPS CONTINUED TO CRACK JOKES ON ONE ANOTHER. TALKING ABOUT..”DONT YOU WISH YOU WERE THIS YOUNG TO HAVE FUN LIKE THIS AGAIN OLD GEEZER?” I COULD HAVE TURNED PURPLE!!
Jaxon…
Sorry
Vick…since your lame ass know errbody name why dont you tell us a story…
VICTORIA COME HERE AND GET JOIN IN…… PUCKERUP LOVE! AND REMEMBER DONT BITE!
@ Jaxon-lol
Oh I cant STAND the glazed-donut face. But I guess I shouldnt talk cuz one of my ex’s…Lawd he used to put it on me so bad after sex I’d be sittin all lopsided, face twisted like I suffer from some kind of ‘palsy’, or a seizure’ or something. I know I was lookin’ f’ed up too. but boy was I HAPPY
NIKKI U !WE DONT WANNA HEAR HER SOB STORY…..BATTRIES DEAD!!!
@DAPRO
Skinny women have crazy cameltoe but have a serious problem handling the penis
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AH AH AH!!(twisting my finger from side to side) I’D BE LEERY OF THAT CLASSIFICATION. (checking my figure as we speak) LAST TIME I CHECKED…WELL, DONT PUT US ALL IN A BOX, EH MY FRIEND??(LOL)
@sxyQblondie
We were both on the train. We didn’t have a car, and we had to find a spot. Believe me–it was the best spot….
glok9n(Check me out!)
WHAT DO YALL BE THINKING, WHEN GIVING THE SHINE!!!THATZ WHY I DONT LOOK BACK AT YALL …CUZ I DONT WANNA LOSE CONCENTRATION!!
When u say “SHINE” do u mean head?
@KEVWEBB
OKAY, I’LL LET YOU SLIDE THIS TIME(LOL)
YES DANA DANE!!! SLOBBING THE KNOB ,MMM BLOWING MY BRAINS OUT! GIMME SOME HEAD!….YEAH THAT MEANING!!!
@sxyQ
You’re the exception to the rule sweetheart
@Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)
@LL M-Daddy
I’m doing alright thanks for asking…
Before I forget, Braided Beauty wanted me to tell you that she said = “Bye”, and that she sends her love… She enjoyed talking to you and wishes you and the boys the best”….
She wanted to say “Bye” to you herself, but didn’t see you before she headed back to Chicago and asked me to tell you the message
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Well if you talk to her again tell her I got nothin but a whole lot of luv for her
@dapro11,
DEAD DEAD DEAD at your story!!!!!
@ glok9n-’givin the shine’? Haha-never heard it called THAT before.
DEAD
Be honest how many women have swallowed
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“It don’t matter JUST DON’T BITE IT… She swallowed IT!!!” = Eazy-E (R.I.P)
Just Don’t Bite It – N.W.A = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjo5qhDpUSY
@MANDAH & SUGAR
I’VE BEEN ALMOST CAUGHT TWICE, AND PRETTY MUCH CAUGHT A THIRD TIME. GREATTFULLY, THE THIRD TIME THE COPS WERE PRETTY COOL. THEY ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS COMICAL. THEY RAN OUR NAMES TO MAKE SURE WE WERENT WANTED IN THE SYSTEM, THEN CHUCKLED AS THEY LET US GO. THE TWO COPS CONTINUED TO CRACK JOKES ON ONE ANOTHER. TALKING ABOUT..”DONT YOU WISH YOU WERE THIS YOUNG TO HAVE FUN LIKE THIS AGAIN OLD GEEZER?” I COULD HAVE TURNED PURPLE!!
ooh ooh whatchall talkin bout, caught wit what?
there are enough wigs,weaves,and lace fronts on Bossip to open an inner city hair supply store
@MANDAH & SUGAR,
got cought my junior year in the Library (Grambling Stat Univ.) I thought the lady eyes were going to roll out of her head.
I’VE BEEN ALMOST CAUGHT TWICE, AND PRETTY MUCH CAUGHT A THIRD TIME. GREATTFULLY, THE THIRD TIME THE COPS WERE PRETTY COOL. THEY ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS COMICAL. THEY RAN OUR NAMES TO MAKE SURE WE WERENT WANTED IN THE SYSTEM, THEN CHUCKLED AS THEY LET US GO. THE TWO COPS CONTINUED TO CRACK JOKES ON ONE ANOTHER. TALKING ABOUT..”DONT YOU WISH YOU WERE THIS YOUNG TO HAVE FUN LIKE THIS AGAIN OLD GEEZER?” I COULD HAVE TURNED PURPLE!!
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lmaoooooo
now that is some funny shit..they probably went home and tore their suffering wives asses up! NO gladys put that down and come over here and give Big Bad Police officer some of that sugar muffin! I love talk like that! I love dirty talk….that shit have me dripping like niagra falls..whewwwwwww
@ glok
Well, Im just thinking about turning dude out honestly.
@glok9n,Nikki,Dana Dane,Jaxon,
poor victoria is feeling lonely and jealous. ignore her. or give her a hug.
ok, lunch time, brb
I been caught…just not by the man
Me and my ex were having a little fun outside in his backyard (it does have a high fence). Months and months and months go by and one day he is talking to his neighbor who is like 60 and he mentions that he saw us that day but just turned around and went back inside…I coulda died when he told me
@DANA
GIRL CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF “INDECENT LIBERTIES” IN A VEHICLE. LOL. TALK ABOUT SOMEBODIES HEART BEATING SLAM THRU THEIR CHEST. I SAW BLUE AND RED LIGHTS THRU MY CLOSED EYELIDS, OPENED THEM UP, AND ALL I COULD GET OUT WAS..DAYUMM DAYUMM DAYUMM DAYUMMMMM!!(sounding like outkast) I JUST KNEW THEY WERE GONNA BOOK ME MAINNNNEEEE!!!LOL
@MANDAH & SUGAR,
got cought my junior year in the Library (Grambling Stat Univ.) I thought the lady eyes were going to roll out of her head.
caught wit whaaaaaat? * stomping my foot and crossing my arms*
@ SxyQ
oooooohhhhhh hehehehehe
Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)
sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide that is my shit! I love that song, and NWA and all of their associates! Now you have me going back in the day! Thanks!
IT’S THE WORLD’S BIGGEST D*CK!
been very very close, VEEEEEEERY close, but never got caught * knock on wood*
We were takin a walk by Catholic U
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om Michigan Ave??? You from DC??
@DA PRO
THATS WHAT I HEAR(smirking)
@ 100%-not in the Library at college-YOUR college! Wow.
I got caught once too. Me and my then-boyfriend had just gotten done, layin on his pops’ sofa butt-ass naked, watchn TV. We heard his Dad’s key in the door and in he walked–it only took like 4 seconds for him to bust us. He glanced at us in total shock-like he’d just stared STRAIGHT into the sun (LOL). then he went right upstairs-like HE was the one that got caught! I jumped up and tried to put my panties on, my dress on, my shoes on, and grab my bus token all at the same time:-) I was walking down the street muttering to myself, trying to zip MYSELF up with my boyfriend running behind me. It’s funny now but at the time…Whew, talk about embarrassed…
wow jaxson! LOVE IT!
how many people like rough, not like spanking and shit, but passionate hot sex?? I DO! I love it when my dude is making noises! I love that shit!
I just got back from lunch…we still talkin about sex? Or did we move on???? I think it all started when I said Ashanti got thick cause somebody is hittin it right…. lol
I love Pretty Penises!
Vee-one more day Lawd…(Check me out!)
@ Jaxon-lol
Oh I cant STAND the glazed-donut face. But I guess I shouldnt talk cuz one of my ex’s…Lawd he used to put it on me so bad after sex I’d be sittin all lopsided, face twisted like I suffer from some kind of ‘palsy’, or a seizure’ or something. I know I was lookin’ f’ed up too. but boy was I HAPPY
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@ sugar and 100% and dana
i got caught in a park, nature is the bomb tho fa real lol
@DANA
LUCKY YOU!! HRMPHH. AFTER THAT EPISODE, I DECIDED TO BE MORE PRECAUTIOUS AND NEXT TIME DRIVE FURTHER INTO THE DERNED COUNTRY.LMAO
I LOVE FAT CUNTZ….WITH THE LINE OF HAIR TRIM!!!
@MS.WALLS
GIRL YOU CRAZY. I CANT STAND SCROT’S. PERIOD. I THINK THEY ARE THE UGLIEST THINGS THIS SIDE OF EARTH. I TRY MY HARDEST NOT TO TOUCH THEM AT ALL. THEY LOOK LIKE WALNUTS.
@ sugar
I love dirty talk….that shit have me dripping like niagra falls..whewwwwwww
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oh yes lol and my man does it in espanol, extra added sexy!!
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The Delicious♥☻) Ms. Sugar Walls(Check me out!)
wow jaxson! LOVE IT!
how many people like rough, not like spanking and shit, but passionate hot sex?? I DO! I love it when my dude is making noises! I love that shit!
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Sugar get out my head!! lol
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@VEE!THE SHINE CUZ WHILE YOU CATCHING YOUR BREATHE….I STARE AT THE GLISTENING “SHINE” YOU LEAVE BEHIND, ON FROM MY ANGLE CAN CATCH IT !!!!
I got caught by the peoples(law) across the street from a school late night
We we’re about to kick it off in the whip when the law pulled up
They took my licsence and hers and ran it. my pants were unbuckled and damn near off my ass
It was a male and female officer. He was laughing but the women was like “Girl, make him take you to a room”
I never did like the police
wow jaxson! LOVE IT!
how many people like rough, not like spanking and shit, but passionate hot sex?? I DO! I love it when my dude is making noises! I love that shit!
HELL YEAH!! my shit is when he starts makin faces, i luv it, hey has anyone ever broke the bed, or couch, or desk, or chair, or sink, or cracked the car window, lol i could go on but thats all i can remember right now,
BICKERING IS NOT MY THING. I’LL LET THE NEW GRAVIE DO THE TALKING(sxyQblondie has dedicated the new gravie to all idiots. enjoy.)(Check me out!)
@MS.WALLS
GIRL YOU CRAZY. I CANT STAND SCROT’S. PERIOD. I THINK THEY ARE THE UGLIEST THINGS THIS SIDE OF EARTH. I TRY MY HARDEST NOT TO TOUCH THEM AT ALL. THEY LOOK LIKE WALNUTS.
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dead!!!! omg!!
GIRL, I DONT THINK YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE IN HERE TO ALMOST CATCH A CHARGE FOR CERTAIN LIBERTIES IN A CAR.(ha haa)
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@sxyQblondie
Hi naughty girl
It’s best 2 have a lady that can keep u right-while traveling-then u can cum all the way home
I’m out!
What?? I leave and come back and yall still discussiing sexual acts! this is a hornylicious group today huh?!
sexy
It all depends
LMAO @ Glok
My guy pulls my hair and talks shit…I love it…I can’t stand no man who is quiet and shit… my guy loves it when I come from a good eating and he covers up my mouth but always says he likes the fact that he has to cover my mouth…lol
The closest I came to being caught was my neighbor down stairs when I lived in an APT…she was banging on the door like the damn police and cussing us out in Jamaican Patois…lol I got up to cuss her ass out, but it was like 4am so I guess I’d be mad too…my boyfriend was like “where the fuck do you think your going, get your ass back in the bed, cause you know her ass has butcher knife or some voodoo dust for your ass!” lol
hey has anyone ever broke the bed, or couch, or desk, or chair, or sink, or cracked the car window, lol i could go on but thats all i can remember right now,
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* gulity* my bed still slants to the right. we sleepin on an incline errry night lmao!!
IT’S CRAZY IN HERE TODAY
@DANA
LOL GIRL THIS GUY I USED TO DEAL WITH FOR A WHILE, WENT BEZERK RIGHT WHEN WE WERE ABOUT TO FINISH. I GUESS HE COULDNT CONTAIN HIMSELF MUCH LONGER, AND RIPPED THE HEADBOARD OFF OF THE WALL IN THE HOTEL ROOM WE WERE STAYING IN. LUCKILY, THE ROOM WAS IN HIS NAME.ROFL
got caught by the peoples(law) across the street from a school late night
We we’re about to kick it off in the whip when the law pulled up
They took my licsence and hers and ran it. my pants were unbuckled and damn near off my ass
It was a male and female officer. He was laughing but the women was like “Girl, make him take you to a room”
I never did like the police
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da pro is that u in your gravie? if it is..I would love to kiss you up and down boo! Im just saying
and dana dane
GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL you know right!
HANNIBAL!!!! HEY BOO!!
LOL ! DANA, HELL YEAH!!! THATZ FROM GIVING YOU THE DRILL DICK!!!! BROKEN COUCHES,WASHING MACHINE ON SPIN,OH THE EDGE OF THE BED KNEELING IN DOGGY!!! ALL KIND OF COLLATERAL DAMAGES GOING ON!!
Okay I’m back…what the topic now??
@DANA DANE
HELLO BEAUTIFUL
Sugar get out my head!! lol
man…..
I love it! I love it when my hair is pulled too!
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LOL GIRL THIS GUY I USED TO DEAL WITH FOR A WHILE, WENT BEZERK RIGHT WHEN WE WERE ABOUT TO FINISH. I GUESS HE COULDNT CONTAIN HIMSELF MUCH LONGER, AND RIPPED THE HEADBOARD OFF OF THE WALL IN THE HOTEL ROOM WE WERE STAYING IN. LUCKILY, THE ROOM WAS IN HIS NAME.ROFL
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@SLIDE
ME? NAUGHTY? NOOOOOOO. I CONSIDER MY TACTICS …(searching for the right word) EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE!!LOL(getting caught is never cool however.lol) HOW ARE YOU TODAY MR.SMOOTH?
@MS. SUGAR
GIRL I HAVENT SEEN A CUTE SET OF SCROTS YET!! I WILL NOT BE MOVED!!(LMFAO)
That’s me sweetheart
Be careful sweetheart you know the Chi ain’t that far from St. Lou
I have plenty of friends today it’s slow at work so I am periodically going on bossip and reading folks comments on different stories. But I swear about 300 of the post on here or more are Aunt Viv, glok and maybe like 3 others but all I see I swear is aunt viv posting non-stop! about nothing! like I’m just trying to figure out do you keep bossip up on your computer? like are you serious!
I’m just trying to figure it out
@ Mandah
My guy is Puerto Rican and Black, but his ass is a fake puerto rican, he don’t speak no spanish, eat no puerto rican food, nothing… I be begging for some spanish lingo…dammit! U lucky!
@SUGAR
GIRL YOU KNOW HOW THE HOTEL ROOMS HAVE THE HEADBOARD BASICALLY NAILED, HAMMERED, AND PLASTERED TO THE WALL? WELL HE REACHED UP, AND BASICALLY JUST SNATCHED IT OFF. LMAO
@ Mandah-lol chile that man put it on me so bad I was lookn like one of Jerry’s kids,I swear
@glok9n-you said…I cant EVEN type!
DEAD
LMAOOOOOOO @ SxyQ
I dont know about the shit talking though that shit be gettin me aggravated sometimes especially when a nigga ask a question like is it good to u, or some shit like that, yo on some real if i can give u a clear coherant answer while we fuckin then im fakin it cause a bitch start talkin in tounges if a nigga hittin it right, mama say mama sah mamacusaaaaaaaa!!!
on a 2 hour car trip decide to pass the time wit a lil sumthin sumthin had truckers lookin down into the car and honk their horns…. EMBARASSING but I loved it.
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@Jaxon
You sound like my kinda girl and I got’s to get to know you better my email address is = slide@j-u-s-t-d-o-n-t-b-i-t-e-i-t.com
Just Playing
Just Playing
OK
I REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO WORK WITH THIS GUY..WHEN I SAW HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME..I KNEW THAT I WANTED TO FUCK HIM! NO LIE
WELL WE HAD TO TAKE A BUSINESS TRIP TOGETHER..IT WAS A LONG ONE
ANYWAY..AS IT GOT DARK..U KNOW..WE COULDN’T KEEP OUR HANDS OFF OF EACH OTHER..I DECIDED THAT I WOULD SUCK HIS D*CK..LET ME TELL YALL
I SUCKED HIS SHIT FOR ABOUT 4 MINUTES AND HE BUSTED..THE SHIT WAS IN HIS HANDS..TELL ME Y DID HE GRAB MY FACE, NUT IN ALL AND KISS THE HELL OUT OF ME…I WAS PEEVED AT THE NUT, BUT HIS KISS WAS PASSIONATE AND I FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM THAT NIGHT..HE IS MY MAN NOW! THAT WAS 6 YEARS AGO! SO DON’T TELL ME THAT ONE NIGHT STANDS ARE A WASTE OF TIME! LOL
@dapro11(Check me out!)
I got caught by the peoples(law) across the street from a school late night
We we’re about to kick it off in the whip when the law pulled up
They took my licsence and hers and ran it. my pants were unbuckled and damn near off my ass
It was a male and female officer. He was laughing but the women was like “Girl, make him take you to a room”
I never did like the police
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HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VICTORIA WHEN YOU SEE MY WOODY UP IN YOUR FACE …FIGURE THAT OUT …..LIKE SAID DO YOU….DICK UP IN YOU, FUK YOU! AND FUK A HUG….THATZ FROM ME TO YOU SUGAR PLUMZ!
@ PaigeyWaigey
you need to get down with a Dominican…we know how to put it down…and we likes to eat the cuca…
@ sxyQblondie
SHUT UP! LOL Girl I ain’t broke nothing YET…but one brother roared like a lion and at the same moment somebody started sparking fireworks…it was too coincidental..that shit was too funny..
OK this post is officially rated MA-17
DA PRO
BABYYYYYYYYYY
I HAVE FRIENDS AND FAM IN CHI TOWN..IT IS NOTHING BUT A FOUR HOUR DRIVE..3 HOURS IF YOU HAVE YOUR FOOT ON THE PEDDLE
@ Hannibal
Missed u in here, this convo is right up ur alley, lol
@ num1
yea but be honest some of yall don’t like to break-up too..yall be stalking the ex’s
@SUGAR
GIRL YOU KNOW HOW THE HOTEL ROOMS HAVE THE HEADBOARD BASICALLY NAILED, HAMMERED, AND PLASTERED TO THE WALL? WELL HE REACHED UP, AND BASICALLY JUST SNATCHED IT OFF. LMAO
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DEAD!
AFTER WE FINISHED..MY GUY JUMPED UP AND STARTED SINGING…
GIRL I HAVENT SEEN A CUTE SET OF SCROTS YET!! I WILL NOT BE MOVED!!(LMFAO)
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u are on your shit today girl..You have me spititng out my koolaid right now! lol
sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide that is my shit! I love that song, and NWA and all of their associates! Now you have me going back in the day! Thanks!
IT’S THE WORLD’S BIGGEST D*CK!
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@Ms I Love Pretty Penises = Ms. Sugar Walls
SH#T!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo, I think my co-worker heard the beginning part of that song = “Just Don’t Bite It” while it was playing because my earphone slipped out of my laptops’ earphone socket = SMH @ myself…
And as you can hear on the song, this broad is slobbin’ on Eazy-E’s Knob….
Lucky I’ve known her for years… Oh well…
And I’m too embarrassed to apologize and/or ask if she heard that song = LMAO
LMAO @ Sugar
What r u going to tell ur kids when they ask ” so how did u and daddy fall in love?” lol
@ num1dominicano
If I could find one! lol And them braids of yours are beggin’ to be pulled on…
MsWalls what a dirty yet beautiful story lol…
LICK THE BIG DICK BABY, I WANNA FUK THIS EVENING!
DAMN, Ya’ll must be into this conversation, nobody noticed poor lil Lauren…LOL
Have of yall Niccas lyin about these stories. But it remind me of when I use to read the stories in a Hustler magazine Hahaha
@ DAPRO11
U IN THE CHI?? OR STL?
“EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES, I WAKE UP FEELIN’ SO HORNY”!
@ Suga
I’m doing push ups right now getting ready ma
Ok, i’m back…i see we havent changed subject still, lol. Glad to know i’m not the only one going home and gettin some…at least tomorrow a.m. we all will be hella happy!
@The seen, you look high as a kite in your gravie…
Chi-town sweetheart
VEE ! THAT AINT EVEN THE HALF BABYDOLL!
@ num1
yea but be honest some of yall don’t like to break-up too..yall be stalking the ex’s
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LMAOOOOOOO no offense but I heard this too
@ glok9n—————–
DEAD
Man, Ashanti is SO FINE…she’s really blossomed into a beautiful young woman. Those thighs and legs are KILLING me! Nelly better hurry and wife her up with the quickness – that chick is too fine to wait around much longer.
lol @ lauren
girl it is so x-rated in here I feel like a teen again hiding the screen so my supervisor won’t see some of this ish
@ DAPRO
OH OK I’M IN EVANSTON… *WINK*
IS EVERYONE IN HERE OVER 20?!
I like Ashanti, but she is a pork chop away from being biggy-kins.