Jim Jones Lists His Top Turn-Offs

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Jim Jones listed some of his top turn-offs in the new issue of Vibe Magazine:

BAD SHOES

“Chicks think they’re fly, and the heel of their shoes is leaning — Leaning Tower of Pisa and all that. The front of their shoe is all scuffed up. And don’t walk around like you just left Africa barefoot, wearing small-ass sandals with your toes crawling out the front.”

UGGS

“Don’t be coming outside in the wintertime with them ugly-ass UGGS on — I don’t care how comfortable they feel. Who wants to roll out the bed and see a pair of UGGs? There’s no sex appeal with a pair of UGGS at the bottom of the bed!”

GRANNY PANTIES

“There’s a difference between bloomers and boy shorts. Don’t be having no bloomers talking about, ‘They’re boy shorts.’ Them ain’t boy shorts — them big ass panties!”

BAD WEAVES

“Most ladies, they have their tracks showing, then the weave looks hella dirty and dusty like they slept on one side for the whole month. Got one side patted down, trying to get the wild Beyonce look.”

BIG GIRLS IN BIKINIS

“If you’re over 200 pounds, don’t put that bikini on, baby. Them spandexes are not calling your name. Big girls need to look at Mo’Nique and how she dresses. She doesn’t ever play herself.”

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