Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008
Come Hither Eyes
Posted by Bossip Staff
The epitome of sexual chocolate himself, Idris Elba attended Rock n Rolla premiere in London last night. The always beautiful Thandie Newton was there as well trying to get her sexy on with her little chicken legs out. Images from the event below:
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YES they are….
ahh a good way to start my day
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You want NIKKI to come over and give you a peck?
Ooohhh yall look at his teeth…Id take a biting…
Even though I peep he has a sunroof (balding at the top) I dont care….
He looks likes someone you should stay far away from if your looking to settle down!
When I see him I have to think of the pic with beyonce!
Jay must think nothing and beyonce does what she can best kissing other dudes!
he has a funny nose though
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my goodness a look for tuesday morning…goodness he’s good looking…yummy.
he oozes sexy…
I just hope he’s a decent brother…
At least he is not with that tranny “beard” Estelle in this picture
i saw thandie at sundance many many years ago. she was the cleanest looking crackhead i had ever seen. i never saw a skeleton get up and walk around before that. i think she’s gained about 5lbs since then.
BOSSIP YOU PEOPLE MUST TRULY LOVE ME. PUTTING THIS FINE SPECIMEN ON THE SITE THIS MORNING. ALL CHOCOLATEY N’ STUFF. IDRIS, YOU ARE BEAAUUUUTIFUL!!! WIT’ YO FIONNNEEE ARSE!!!!
What it is people? It’s ya boy Yung J-O-C-K. No pun intended because I don’t have a baby dick of any sort… ANYWAY, I just wanted to introduce myself and tell ya’ll I’m gonna be running shit round here from now on.
Idris- hot!
Thandie- beautiful, she’s put on some wieght too which looks good! but that dress is AWFUL!!!!!!!
@i saw thandie at sundance many many years ago. she was the cleanest looking crackhead i had ever seen. i never saw a skeleton get up and walk around before that. i think she’s gained about 5lbs since then.
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DEAD
Go get em ladies, but if you can’t get there come on and go with me…
Come on over to my place….
Ladies needa get with this grown jock over here on ya boy Yung Jock.
AHHH! He is so fine. I saw him in the airport in the ATL last month. I did a triple take. I was going to say something but all I could think of was I love you! Lol.
@casey
tranny “beard” Estelle
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That is too funny! some of you ladies are in denial about Idris…
GOOD MORNING JUST SAYIN!(SMILE) HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
HEY NIKKI!! WHATS GOOD MOMMA?
Mornin’ Y’all! That man is sooooooo fine its dayumn ridiculous!!
HEYYY VEE!
Caramel/Peanut Butter > Dark Chocolate
Hey all my peeps–special shout-outs to sxyQ & NIKKI!!!
Why are those comments about Thandie & Estelle CRACKIN’ ME UP!!! LMAO!!!
@VEE
POOR THANDIE. LOL. SHE DOES APPEAR A TAD BIT HUNGRY. I DO THINK SHE’S PRETTY HOWEVER.
Umm, ladies here on Bossip I just want you all to know that Idris asked me to marry him.
If you look closely at the first thumb pic, that’s me with the dirty blond hair.
So back off!!!
LOL
Idris is one sexy piece of man candy!!!
sxyQblondie & Vee….
I dont think yall understand what I wouldnt give to have sex with this guy….pinky toe….getting my hair done for a year….food….
Yeah the man is nice looking but from what I have been reading about him previously, he is not playing for the right team. If he ever needs a “front”, I am all for it.
He was thinking about me that’s why he’s licking his lips like that in the first pic.
msjlh….BABY!!!
You KNOW I love you…but I WILL cut yo ass….
sexy sexy ha ha – Pharell
lol @ Nikki!!!
THANK YOU BOSSIP!!!!
Words can not express… GORGEOUS…is all I can say!!!!!!!!!
He is one of the most beautiful men in the world. He can mos def get it. Damn, I’d hit dat with a Louisville slugger all mf day. I would stay knockin’ dat ass out of the park. I’d leave my man for some of dat. He’s a dime. F-ck that, he’s a quarter piece.
YES YES YES, he just made my day. in the immortal words of Janet Jackson, “yeah, that’s SEXY SEXY SEXY!!!!!”
what a way to start the morning
Good Morning Everyone!!
@ NIKKI & @ onion61…LMAO
Yes, yes he’s a FYNE m___________ f_____________.
There are a few men who can SO get it, in public, with a crowd watching–Idris is one of them…
@ Ms Toson
Don’t break my heart like that. Say it ain’t so.
OH SORRY, I WAS STARRING @ THE PIC….GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!
@sexy and sweet
is it me, or doesn’t anyone ever notice that Idirs is never romantically linked with a woman??? for someone who is so wanted by women, where’s his woman. there most be some truth to the gay rumors????
Morning Everybody!!
@nikki…it’s like that WWWWOOOOWWWW! Brotha is fine but give up food…you’ll end up looking like Thandie and be too weak to even enjoy it ma
Jaxon…
LOL!! You know Id sneak
LOL!!!
@ jaxon-lmao!!
Somehow I think Nikki would muster up the strength to enjoy gettn’ her back blown out by Idris. All she needs is a KFC 3-piece about two hrs before-hand. All that grease would have her bouncin’ off the walls! I can relate: I feel the same way about Michael Vick. LAWDDDDDDDDDDDDD…
NO TRUTH TO THE GAY RUMORS…..RIGHT????
Morning
Nikki
MsPhilly
SxyQ
cutiepie
vee
JustSaying..
….And all the rest here on Bossip’s Isle
And a special Good Morning to Victoria…have not forgotten you dear!
Very nice!
Talk about an ordinary guy looking extra-ordinarily handsomey.
If I had to give up food…it would be BORIS all day long (I am a sucker for the light skinned pretty smile negroes)…his wife could have him back when I was done
L…AND CP!! Hey girls!!!
Real Madrid…
Thank you for the word ta the day…handsomey…
This guys is from Hackney London. He cant vote. Whats with the Obama shirt?
@ Vee-summer’s over:-(
Ma I feel you. F-ck them dogs too, I don’t love them hoes. Michael Vick can get it too…with the dogs hurtin in the background. I don’t discriminate, I just don’t give a f-ck. LMAO…..
NU, Ms. Jax, Cutie, Morning ladies!
onion61…
You a cold blooded Mama….that shit was hilar…
@onion61-lmao………………………….
okay I mean I *like* dogs but I LOVE Michael Vick. One time I was watching a Falcons football game at my Mom’s house and Vick cut through the middle moving all fast and scored. I almost had an O right then. I said ‘Oooh I bet he’s good in bed, moving all FAST like that.” Then I turned to my Mom and was like ‘Ooops-sorry Ma.”
Uh Oh… Gotta go my daughter is waking up. Time for home school. Let me take off this HOE mask and put back on the Mommy (butter wouldn’t melt in my mouth mask). Ladies keep me in your thoughts. Idris I love you.
kigili
Idriss is probably “attracted” to Obama…
hey!!
@ nikki
@ ms. philly
@ jaxon
@ vee
@ onion61-LMAO!!! A lil’ hoe is healthy, just not in front of the kids! Holla back…
oh yea and hey ms. sxyq can’t forget about you
Idris is always sexy. Thandie looks like a classic beauty also.
@ cutiepie-good morning 2 u 2! Did u get your drink on as planned? I know I’m gettin’ old: I had ONE Appletini and I wanted to go to sleep…
@Kigali…People all over the world support Obama, are you aware of that?
@ Nikki
I seriously have to go but seriously…
We have a cat (Speckle). The only dogs I like stand on two legs and can spell my name when I’m ridin them like Trigger.
Yall I gotta go. I would DIE if my kids ever saw any of this shit I be postin’.
i will not stand for gay rumors about idris ok!! he is straight in my fantasies and that is all that matters.. dammit
OOOOOOHHHHH THIS MAN IS SO DAXN SEXY….HE CAN GET IT.
CUTIE PIE ONCE AGAIN I KNOW YOU AIN’T ALL UP ON MY MAN.
I AM FIGHTING YOU AND Q!!!
“The only dogs I like stand on two legs and can spell my name when I’m ridin them like Trigger.”
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!! lol
lol @ im just me
girl noooo I’m a lover not a fighter but for this man we might have to take it to the school yard at 3pm
Thandie looks like a classic beauty also.
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I agree…that dress is bad ass!
IJM…
You would get jumped…by me…and just me…and I lost my phone Sunday thats why no call back
but I will still fight you…
@ Cutie
Be there with your earrangs (lol) off and your vaseline on…. we will get to scrappin. Invite Q….WINNER TAKES ALL!
WYNNEWOOD, WYNNEFIELD & WEST PHILLY…Stand UP!!!!
@ NU
I am tired of your lame-o excuses…to me, today, you suck!
THANDIE IS A BANGER & SHE CAN GET IT…CHICKEN LEGS AND ALL
@ cutiepie-lol. You tell ‘em: Idris is straight in ALL of our dreams and what else do we have if folks take away our dreams, dammit??? (me, brushing away a tear).
LOL
OMG! has it gotten so bad for us black women that we have to fantasize over a gay guy. somebody please save us.
@ im just me
ok ok i’m bringing my brass knuckles but no lisa-raying it
I swear…I have no clue where that boy at…LOL @ suck…
@ Cutie…
Stay away from the faces okay. Body shots only…and not biting, I don’t have time to get no shots!
Idris Elba is NOT gay…lol…and if he was then I can’t tell…He is just EYE candy for me anyway.
Lulu…
where is your proof?
@ I’M #1,2,3,4&5(sxyQblondie does not want to go back to work.)
Hey……….. I’m doin fine, just tired… I shot two concerts over the weekend…
My trigger finger is numb…
How was your weekend?
HEY CUTIE PIE!! IM JUST ME!! LAUREN & JAXON!! GOOD MORNING ALL!!
NOW I KNOW I NORMALLY COME IN PEACE, BUT I SEE YOU ALL ON HERE FIGHTING OVER THE HONOR OF A CHOCOLATE MAN WHO CLEARLY LOVES ME ONLY!!(ESPECIALLY YOU I’M JUST ME!! LOL) IF ANY BODY IS DOING THE SHANKING, IT WILL BE ME!!(LMAO)
Thank You Bossip!!!! What A Great Way To Jump Start My Morning.
where is the proof that he is straight?
@JUST SAYIN
MY WEEKEND WAS OKAY. I DIDNT DO TOO MUCH OUT OF THE ORDINARY. BUT IT WAS RELAXING TO GET A BREAK FROM THE DUNGEON FOR 3 DAYS.
Great Actor..
Tone up & Get the best A$$ ever only @
SexyQ…Just Sayin….MORNING!
@Lulu
When you are that fine and have no OBVIOUS tendancies you can get the BOD…straight until proven otherwise
Lulu…
The majority of the world is straight so proof isn’t needed. You are the one saying he is not the norm…so you are the one with the burden of proof…do you not understand how the ways of the world work?
@Nikki
the gay rumors have been fueling around Idris ever since he was on the wire. don’t you ever notice he gets all weird when he is asked about women whenever a reporter asks about his private life.
@ heal zoo
i’ve been meaning to ask…is that natural muscle or is there a little help from steroids and also what does your diet consist of and how often do you workout??
@ NIKKI-I see you goin’ to bat for your man!
I agree w/u–Idris aint gotta prove a dayumn thang!
Well, this is a beautiful sight first thing in the morning!
Alexis….
Girl naw…I just look at him….with the big puppy eyes…
everyone is always so quick to call a brother gay..not eveyone is open and wanting to talk about their personal lives you know
CP…
You a fool!!! His tummy can get licked on too…
AWW COME ON NOW!!!!!!!!
You guys are NOT telling me this man is gay too??????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Sexy ass man! I’d give it to him anyway and everywhere he wanted it.
Come Hither Eyes
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Smolders…cuz I am a flame!
So b/c he does not feel the need to tell everyone about his personal life he is gay? Do you tell your boss about the men you date?
Being an actor is his job…I personally enjoy hearing about their personal lives (why I am on bossip) but I am not going to label them suspect if they want to keep that part private
I could care less if he is gay; i loves me some fine chocolate…
…but he needs better media training on how to deal with questions about his personal life…
lol @ nikki
we can all concur that Heal Zoo is the biz..I am not one for muscles..but damn!
I never knew there were rumors of Idris being gay. When did this come about?
I think Thandi Newton would be a banger if she gained about 20lbs
You know how we are gullible. If the media says Elba is gay, he must be gay.
@ Q
Now you know I love ya but I ain’t skeered of you so BRING IT ON so that CP can help you wipe your wounds when I walk off with my man. Now listen! I gave you Jay full time and I get him when I can and the same for Luda…you are fittin’ to fall back off of Idris.
Jaxon…
Alexis…
CP…
I agree with you all…Im hungry…I wish somebody would offer me some BBQ…I would smack sauce off they ass. I want a steak salad….
IJM…
I DO SUCK HARDBODY!!! LOL!!!
@ im just me
yea yea yea…all that talking lol
Thandi looks like she put on an entire pound!! she looks a little curvy
IJM…
You gonna watch ANTM with me?
When does ANTM come on?
Morning all…yes indeedy, Idris is a hottie!!
A CHEESEBURGER WOULDN’T HURT, THANDIE!
I haven’t watched ANTM in a while…maybe I’ll catch a mini glimpse of it when it comes on
morning bossip fam
i feel like tihs
… still sick, yet at work.
might not be seeing much of me 2day
but im still thankful for this chunk of dark chocolatey goodness bossip has bestowed upon us none the less
I want him to hold me…
Hey there Chaka, Hannibal, JSBP
Hi Mandah
@JAXON
HELLO BEAUTIFUL
Y’all need to stop hating on my girl Thandie. So she went through a period where she was skin and bones..that hasn’t been the case for some time. She is still gorgeous and a waaaaay better actress than Halle Berry will ever be.
hey!!!
@mandah(closer and closer to Oct girl I’m taking by b-day off f**k that lol)
@hannibal
@just sit
L…
I think this Wednesday… I want to see the tranny…
@CUTIE PIE A.K.A MY FUTURE BABY MAMA
HELLO
sepia830(Check me out!)
Y’all need to stop hating on my girl Thandie. So she went through a period where she was skin and bones..that hasn’t been the case for some time. She is still gorgeous and a waaaaay better actress than Halle Berry will ever be.
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playing a total bitch or clueless ingrate doesnt make u a good actress, it just means you are limited
, plus im begining to think the roles she plays are not a stretch.
hey Jaxon
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* My beautiful black sisters..its time to form a coalition…b/c according to many we have become the antichrist(Check me out!)
hey!!!
@mandah(closer and closer to Oct girl I’m taking by b-day off f**k that lol)
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you aint neva lied! they better hope i bring my ass back after my b-day period lmao!
I step away for a little while just to come back and see all these women fighting and drooling over MY man.
I’m going back upstairs to my bedroom where I have Idris tied up and tell him about this nonsense.
Thandie Newton have a pretty face….and thats about it. She need to eat a hell a lot more!!!
Good morning Bossipers!!!
@CutiePie…”future baby momma” is there something you’d like to let the community in on? Did the Bossip condom break?
Sup Seen
lol @ jaxon
bossip condoms are made tough and durable for those rough nights…remember
Jaxon(Check me out!)
@CutiePie…”future baby momma” is there something you’d like to let the community in on? Did the Bossip condom break?
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not a bust it baby, bossip baby lol
lol @ msj
ummm..no comment
WHAT UP MANDAH!
the way things go on on here my bossip baby would come out with a fat blunt and a bottle of alize
@CUTIE PIE
DID U SEE WHAT I SAID TO U EARLIER
HEY Hannibal!
Jaxon!!
Um…CP stop it okay, we been in the back doing us for the past hour…so it is obvious which way he is leaning.
@ NU
Yes i would love to watch ANTM but I know you will leave me hanging high and dry like you did during SYTYCD
@I’M JUST ME
HELLO
@ hannibal
yes..and look what you started!! i’m suppose to be the ambassador of bossip condoms and now you making people think they don’t work…thanx hannibal!!!
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* My beautiful black sisters..its time to form a coalition…b/c according to many we have become the antichrist(Check me out!)
lol @ jaxon
bossip condoms are made tough and durable for those rough nights…remember
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So then this “bossip baby” was planned??…must have been a LONG weekend..I knew I shoulda checked in kept an eye on things
We can all be Bossip aunties YAY!!
Hey errrrbody…I keep refreshing this page so I can keep lookn at Idris’ eyes…this was a good-look for Bossip. such a nice pic gets me through the day.
@CUTIE PIE A.K.A. MY FUTURE BABY MAMA
LMAO, I’M SORRY MA
I know I will SLICE and DICE all yall for even trying Mr. ELBA! LOL!
What up Bossip Peeps?????
@NIKU: You know I love you, but I will hurt you over Idris, I gave you Blair DAMMITT what more do you want????? LOL!
@IJM: What up momma? You sparking?????
Hey Kzz!!!
@CUTIE: What’s up momma? you up starting early????? LOL!
@IJM Hey momma, they got me working wit a throw up bucket at my desk ( niccas dont give a damn, they wont them papers finnished lol) how you and mini Ijm doin?
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* My beautiful black sisters..its time to form a coalition…b/c according to many we have become the antichrist(Check me out!)
the way things go on on here my bossip baby would come out with a fat blunt and a bottle of alize
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and an unusual hatred for kim k and beyonce lol
Morning KZZ
@jaxon
We can all be Bossip aunties YAY!!
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im with you YAAAAAAAAY!!! lol
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hey kzzz!! waves hand… to signal ppl to get out of my way …. i dont feel so good
lol @ mandah
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* My beautiful black sisters..its time to form a coalition…b/c according to many we have become the antichrist(Check me out!)
the way things go on on here my bossip baby would come out with a fat blunt and a bottle of alize
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and an unusual hatred for kim k and beyonce lol
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And instead of a baby picture spread in People or Us
Weekly
You, hannibal, and lil minicutie pie would have a spread in the “prestigious King magazine”
What up Kzzz…you still holding that dutch?
@ Cuite Pie
Wait a daxn Minute…I know you ain’t up in the yard trying to scrap with me and Q and you over here preggers with Hanibal’s Bossip Baby. We don’t hit pregnant chicks…looks like you are out of the running right now!
@And instead of a baby picture spread in People or Us
Weekly
You, hannibal, and lil minicutie pie would have a spread in the “prestigious King magazine”
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dead! lol
I’m Just Me- 25 OFFICIALLY!! BTW: NU sucks hardbody!!!(Check me out!)
@ Cuite Pie
Wait a daxn Minute…I know you ain’t up in the yard trying to scrap with me and Q and you over here preggers with Hanibal’s Bossip Baby. We don’t hit pregnant chicks…looks like you are out of the running right now!
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double dead lol
And instead of a baby picture spread in People or Us
Weekly
You, hannibal, and lil minicutie pie would have a spread in the “prestigious King magazine”
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WoW!! lol
@ im just me
i am not preggers with a bossip baby just yet so I am still in the running thank you very much…I’ll just wait while you and sxy Q duke it out to slip right through and lay down serious game to Idris while we both look on…i told you i’m a lover not a fighter
CLAWWWDDD HAMMMM MERCY!!! LOL….that made my day very bright…
DOES ANY KNOW WHERE HE GOT THIS TSHIRT. IF LET ME KNOW
@Jaxon
wasup Good morning
@BMILLIGAN
GO TO EBAY
@ Mandah
Mini IJM and I are doing well. She starts first grade tomorrow and is already pissing off thinking she is grown. I want to wear a skirt or dress on my first day. I am like WTF? What if you have gym? She is like well I will worry about that then. Make you want to slap that taste out of her mouth. But I won and she is wearing jeans. I am nervous though. 1st grade. She is really getting into it now. Where did my Baby go?
Anyway, I have had a stomach virus all weekend? What is wrong with you? Don’t tell me you came to work hung ova!
bmilligan(Check me out!)
DOES ANY KNOW WHERE HE GOT THIS TSHIRT. IF LET ME KNOW
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i s’pose he got where all men of the chocolatey perfection get their shirts from…lol
@JAXSON: Heeeeyyyyy!
@MANDAH: AAAAAAWWWW What’s wrong with you?
@IJM: Happy Belated! can you even hold your head up right? LOL! I got that Haze 4 ya!
@ CP
Looks like Hannibal is trying hard. And #2 you know those Bossip condoms are just as bootleg as them Rough Ryders or whatever the cheap ones on the front counter are. That is worse than the lamb skins! If you are using those I’ll say you will be knocked up in about 3, 2….
~~~~KZZ passing 2 all those in need! Damn sound like some tough w/e went by!
@ Kzzzz
then pass that ish.
My stomach is f*cked up right about now…I don’t know if that was the drank or the purp….I am barely hanging on by a thread right now.
IJM…okay!!!
KZZME…
XOXO (that stands for kicks and punches…not hugs and kisses)
….mhhhh handsome indeed!
I’M AT MY DESK NOW, FINALLY MADE IT TO WORK, AND WHAT DO I SEE? I’M JUST ME INVITING ME TO A DUEL!!! NOW GIRL YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU LIKE COOKED FOOD AND SWEETENED ICE TEA, BUT IF YOU ROLL UP IT’S GONE BE TROUBLE, TROUBLE!!(LOL) YOU AINT KNOW I WAS A GREEDY MOFO? I LOVE JAY, LUDA AND IDRIS. SO YOU BETTER BACK OFF!!!(LMFAO)
lol im just me
yea that is true rough riders are bad you got to use about two of those bad boys for security…and don’t leave them in your wallet for more than a week as soon as they come out the wrap they rip
I’m Just Me- 25 OFFICIALLY!! BTW: NU sucks hardbody!!!(Check me out!)
@ Mandah
Mini IJM and I are doing well. She starts first grade tomorrow and is already pissing off thinking she is grown. I want to wear a skirt or dress on my first day. I am like WTF? What if you have gym? She is like well I will worry about that then. Make you want to slap that taste out of her mouth. But I won and she is wearing jeans. I am nervous though. 1st grade. She is really getting into it now. Where did my Baby go?
Anyway, I have had a stomach virus all weekend? What is wrong with you? Don’t tell me you came to work hung ova!
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i am just so dead!!! lol she sound like a lil qute fiesty thang lol
my momma said they grow up so fast, im like thats funny cause i remember being a kid for like forever lmao
and Daxn you were sick too?!?!?
i was in the hospital last friday ( no im not hungover tho that would usually be the case lol)
i had a combination of things ,
im thinkin ima go back after i get out…
KKKKZZZZZMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!! HEY HEY MOMMA!!
MANDAH!! HEY GIRL!
@ Mandah
On now not the hospital. I knew you were MIA but i thought you started Labor Day early! Awww man!!
Feel better.
And yes she is grown!
@ Q I will not share Idris with you and hubby neither. We cannot share them all. And send Luda my way tomorrow. You’re week with him is OVA!
@I’M JUST ME
OKAY, OKAY. I’LL SEND YOU LUDA. HE GOT MY HOUSE SMELLING LIKE PURE GANJA ANYWAY, AND IT’S HARD TO GET THAT OUT THE COUCH BEFORE JAY GETS HERE, CAUSE YOU KNOW HE DONT SMOKE SO I GOT TO GET IT DONE IN TIME.LOL. BUT ON THE LOW THOUGH, IDRIS LOVES ME(LOL..YOU’LL GET OVER IT)
@kzzz
@MANDAH: AAAAAAWWWW What’s wrong with you?
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my insides are trying to get out :’(
Ya’ll remeber that Living Single EP when Max, Khadijah, and Regine all wanted that new neighbor dude–Morris Chesnut
Think we got our own LS style showdown going on in here…
@ mandah
sip on some ginger ale…the pure kind not the one with high fructose corn syrup because it will only make it worst or just make some ginger water. Ginger is good for stomach upsets
why you hoodhos so eager to suck this niggas dick even tho he sticks it in his white wifes pussy every night. A nigga be complaminting coco and you bichez be getting all up n arms and here you be feenin over a nigga whos married to a white ho.
Thandie Newton’s chicken legs look way better than the greasy cottage cheese legs of that fat bitch who wrote this post.
Dark Butt
I’M #1,2,3,4&5(sxyQblondie is wondering how bossip manages to keep a new idiot on hand every day??)(Check me out!)
MANDAH!! HEY GIRL!
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hey momma!!!
@IJM psh and they still ova here at work tryin me… gon hand me a bucket and be like ” call me if you need anything ( extra “becky style”) lol… im like Bitch i do need something, the MUTHA EFFIN DAY OFF!!! lol
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* My beautiful black sisters..its time to form a coalition…b/c according to many we have become the antichrist(Check me out!)
@ mandah
sip on some ginger ale…the pure kind not the one with high fructose corn syrup because it will only make it worst or just make some ginger water. Ginger is good for stomach upsets
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thanx hun… lord knows i need sumthin
And here you are again today, repeating things that you’ve said under other aliases. Giving yourself away even more. Tell me Hot Sauce, are you really that ugly? Do black women really despise you that much? You can let us know. Hell, you’re on here everyday swinging on the black womans strap so hard that she can barely fasten her bra. Dont be scared you hideous little coward. I know that you have another alias. Just keep talking.
@MANDAH
MY GRANDFATHER USED TO HAVE US TAKE A TABLESPOON OF BAKING SODA TO AN 8 OUNCE GLASS OF WATER. BUT I THINK THAT MAY HAVE BEEN FOR GAS.(LOL)
@MANDAH & IJM: Sounds like yall had the same w/e….WTF! I hope yall both feel better…(HUGS)!..
@NIKU: Whatever you punching me now! LOL (HUGS)!
SXYQ:: HEEEEYY Precious! miss yall!!!!!
CONSIDER YOUR COVER BLOWN HOT SAUCE
bitch you must really wanna get in a niggas pants the way you be stalkin a nigga EVERYDAY, you obsessed with a nigga aint you hoodho. Dont be mad cuz the hos love me. Im the truth.
@IJM: I passed that shit to NIKU: you know how she is always hogging shit! LOL!
I’M #1,2,3,4&5(sxyQblondie is wondering how bossip manages to keep a new idiot on hand every day??)(Check me out!)
@MANDAH
MY GRANDFATHER USED TO HAVE US TAKE A TABLESPOON OF BAKING SODA TO AN 8 OUNCE GLASS OF WATER. BUT I THINK THAT MAY HAVE BEEN FOR GAS.(LOL)
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dead!!! lol
and thanx yall
KZZ…I didnt twist the pinch
also Im rollin up cause I had a hang-over and took that boi to the face….
IJM….a fresh flame for you…
This message is for anyone who is paying attention. Notice how Hot Sauce here make mention of Idris having a white wife. Well, several months ago, I can remember another individual making that same statement, and someone on here shot the claim down. As for you Hot Sauce, Mr. Insecure and Ugly as hell, you know not whether I am a bitch or a nigga. All you know is that your cards are being pulled right from you hand, the more you run off at those crusty lips of yours. Stalking? No. Just choosing to address you whenever I feel like it, for as often as I so choose. The same way you do every black woman on here under your “Hot Sauce” character. Coward.
@NIK: You a fool! hahahahaha!
Hello everyone, I hope you had a great weekend
@MDADDY: What’s poppin: glad err’thing went good!
GOOD MORNING M-DADDY!! HOW WAS YOUR 3 DAY WEEKEND?
@KZZ
DID YOU ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND MOMMA?
CONSIDER ME ON MY KNEES BLOWNIN YOU HOT SAUCE
then bitch stalk away, i dont care and considerin the non responsis nobody else care eather.
@KZZMERGTHERE(A.K.A MRS. ELBA, YOU CAN’T SEE ME LIKE THAT HUN)!(Check me out!)
@MDADDY: What’s poppin: glad err’thing went good!
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Yeah it was definately out there. I’m still tired
@SXYQ: My w/e was great! I really didn’t do much, I just relaxed really.. and you?
@MDADDY: That’s what’s up though! Glad you enjoyed!
damn, it’s like one big happy dysfunctional family up in here! I feel left out…(hey 1,2,3,4&5!)
@ I’M #1,2,3,4&5(sxyQblondie is wondering how bossip manages to keep a new idiot on hand every day??)(Check me out!)
GOOD MORNING M-DADDY!! HOW WAS YOUR 3 DAY WEEKEND?
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Lets just say one of the strippers wont stop calling me LOL
M-DADDY…
Hey!! Who got hitched?
M-DADDY…
Hey!! Who got hitched?
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@NIKKIU: KZZ & IDRIS!
Listen up dumb ass. The non responses have nothing to do with anyone not caring about me. They have more to do with the fact that people could care less about you. Hence the reason why you are no longer able to get a reaction out of people the same way you once did. They all know that you are miserable, and you have no other way to express your internal anger. They are also well aware that you probably bare more of a resemblance to beetle juice, than your chances of being attractive will ever be. Being ignored doesnt bother me. As I told you yesterday, attention has never been a problem for me. As long as I have your attention, and the realization of knowing that you are giving yourself away, that’s all I need little creature. I’m out for now. Must go to lunch now. Unlike you Hot Sauce, I am employed. But I will return later if I see you on giving yourself away as you have been for the past day. You are so stupid LOL.
KZZME….
That was funny….
CONSIDER ME ON MY KNEES BLOWNIN YOU HOT SAUCE
well if thats all you want, then you one low expectashun havin bitch hoodho. I gess even hoodhos gotta have a dream tho. I gess im yours.
@M-DADDY
OH LORD, WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE STRIPPER TO MAKE HER KEEP CALLING?(getting jealous over here….lol)
He’s alright, but I wouldn’t call him fine.
@NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…Have I ever told yall how much I LOVE Chris?……… (R.I.P Mook)(Check me out!)
M-DADDY…
Hey!! Who got hitched?
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One of my very good friends is getting married this Saturday
@I’M #1,2,3,4&5(sxyQblondie is wondering how bossip manages to keep a new idiot on hand every day??)(Check me out!)
@M-DADDY
OH LORD, WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE STRIPPER TO MAKE HER KEEP CALLING?(getting jealous over here….lol)
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Honestly, I was just being a nice guy. She was telling me how sweet I was and how she loved bald men and stuff. The funny thing is I treated all the dancers the exact same
@M-DADDY
LOL..SHE WAS DETERMINED TO GET HER SOME MMMMM MMMMM MMMMMMM M-DADDY!!!
Gay rumors??? I didn’t know there were any. Maybe the man is just PRIVATE! We don’t have to know all of their business. Everytime a celebrity is quiet about whom they’re dating, their labeled gay. Maybe it’s just none of our damn business!
@ I’M #1,2,3,4&5(sxyQblondie is wondering how bossip manages to keep a new idiot on hand every day??)(Check me out!)
@M-DADDY
LOL..SHE WAS DETERMINED TO GET HER SOME MMMMM MMMMM MMMMMMM M-DADDY!!!
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She was trying, but I was the host and you dont mix business with pleasure. during her performance she made it a point to see what I was working with, that might have sealed the deal. LOL
I think he’s sexy…or maybe its just this particular pic.
BTW…. That man is so beautiful and I would love to spend an evening with him. Nice tongue! lol
Also, Thandie is just skinny. I don’t believe she’s anorexic or anything, just skinny. She’s a good actress and I wish she was in more roles instead of the recycled sistas we always see.
@M-DADDY
TISK TISK TISK!!(LOL) TELL HER I SAID BACK OFF!! I HAVENT BOUGHT YOUR TICKET YET!!(LOL)
OOOOOHHHHHHHH MDADDY was getting his freak on! LOL! you can’t help that sexiness huh MDADDY? Do you poppa…and BTW, what are you doing giving her your number???????? DAmn SXYQ: You slipping!
@I’M #1,2,3,4&5(sxyQblondie is wondering how bossip manages to keep a new idiot on hand every day??)(Check me out!)
@M-DADDY
TISK TISK TISK!!(LOL) TELL HER I SAID BACK OFF!! I HAVENT BOUGHT YOUR TICKET YET!!(LOL)
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I was on my very best behavior. I barely even drank anything. I was there to make sure everyone enjoyed themselves but was also doing so in a safe manner. We had 9 strippers and a massage therepist
@KZZMERGTHERE(A.K.A MRS. ELBA, YOU CAN’T SEE ME LIKE THAT HUN)!(Check me out!)
OOOOOHHHHHHHH MDADDY was getting his freak on! LOL! you can’t help that sexiness huh MDADDY? Do you poppa…and BTW, what are you doing giving her your number???????? DAmn SXYQ: You slipping!
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Naw it wasnt like that, it was strictly business, I was giving them directions and I guess ole girl so an oppurtunity to take matters in her own hands. I’m not interested at all, dont get me wrong she was very attractive and about 10 years ago it would have been on a crackin but I’m too old for those types of liasons
@KZZZ
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS MISSY!(LOL)
@M-DADDY
WELL WELL WELL, A MASSAGE THERAPIST. 9 DAMNED STRIPPERS??!! GOOD GRIEF!! LOL
HEEEYYYY M-Daddy…
I had to leave on Fri before you could finish telling stories LOL
All I know is this man and I are supposed to be together… lol.
@JAXON,
MMMM MMMMM M-DADDY’S STORY HAD ME IN AN UPROAR OVER HERE TOO. LOL
@M-DADDY
SO FINISH UP HANDSOME!!
What up M-Daddy!
@ I’M #1,2,3,4&5(sxyQblondie is wondering how bossip manages to keep a new idiot on hand every day??)
@M-DADDY
WELL WELL WELL, A MASSAGE THERAPIST. 9 DAMNED STRIPPERS??!! GOOD GRIEF!! LOL
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Yeah we sent my boy out with a BANG!!!!!!!!
@ Q
Can you stop Cyber Flirting….don’t you have enough or let some of mine go
Why is Idris always in these bad, straight to DVD movies? I mean, really??? Can anyone recall a movie he has been in that you can stand the watch thru the end credits? Doesn’t he know that doing a Guy Richie movie is like the kiss of death? WTF?
*passing to KZZ*
My bad yo…I was tokin all through lunch!
HEEEEEY EVERYONE!!! I hope everybody had a a GRRRREEEAAAT holiday weekend!
Ok so finally some eye candy for the ladies! I would still looove to spoon with Idris Elba! He is soooo handsome! And that accent…LAWD!!!!
@Marie
lol…daddy’s little girls should be buried far away 12 feet under because its soo horrible. as a matter of fact, all tyler perry movies should be buried.
madonna sucked all the creative energy out of guy richtie
What up 2 cute??
How was the holiday??
@Jaxon(Check me out!)
HEEEYYYY M-Daddy…
I had to leave on Fri before you could finish telling stories LOL
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Ok I will try to get a story or 2 in but as usual I’m very busy
@JESSICA: I see I am going to have to introduce myself 2 u, SEE THE GRAVY TITLE MRS. ELBA! which means hands OFF young lady! LOL!
@IJM: You and NIKU SUCK! LMAO!
@SXYQ: I see IJM calle dyour AZZ out too huh! I told you are a FLIRT!
@I’m Just Me- 25 OFFICIALLY!! BTW: NU sucks hardbody!!!(Check me out!)
What up M-Daddy!
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Whats good Ma!!!!
KZZME….
I love you sooooooo MUCH….I backs away…
I DONT WANT TO SUCK ANYMORE…cause I dont have the energy to fight back…you should see me typing…limited range….
@MARIE & ALEXIS: Yall must be 12, bcuz all Tyler Perry’s movies have a great story line, but I take it you are so young you don’t understand any of them…..
lmao @ The epitome of sexual chocolate himself
bossip it’s official you all are on rocks
@NIKU: Back ATCHA! but Imma have to whoop err’body! 2day, you ladies seem to have done too much this w/e…I’m glad I rested and it felt so good! (HUGS)!
whatsup ppl.
WHAT UP IJM!!! My holiday was cool, I didn’t cook out at my house girl I hate the cleanup!!
Mdaddy are you getting married? Or is one of your buddies getting hitched?
@ NU
Well you won’t suck if you pass that. Come on now…it is burning out!
@Z: What’s hap’n momma? Is that how you feel hanging onto the wall? LOL!
@M-DADDY
I HOPE MY GIRLS ARE THAT GENEROUS AND THOUGHTFULL FOR ME WHEN I GET MARRIED. SHOOT. NEVER MIND THE STRIPPERS. GIVE ME THE MASSAGE THERAPIST ALL DAY LONG!! LOL
@KZZ & I’M JUST ME
SEE THERE YA’LL GO PULLING MY CARD.(LOL) I’M TRYING TO GET MY CYBER SWERVE ON AND YA’LL STEPPING ON MY TOES. DAMMIT!! (LMFAO)
HEYYYYYY Z!!! HEY 2CUTE! HOW ARE YOU LADIES THIS AFTERNOON?
I blazed like 4 of dem joints waiting on yall azzes!
What up Z??
@ 2 cute
I hear you. I was sick so i stayed very local to the house myself.
I did IJM….I rolled new and passed like four days ago…I cant handle it today…
KZZ…I should have followed your lead…I feel big time shitty….since Sunday….yes still…
IJM…
thanks for changing your name…I almost cried earlier….
@NIKU: Pick your phone up!
@ Q
All i am saying it back up off mines if you are all up in these folk faces. I am loyal to my 5, 6, 7 i mean 9
Girl I know sorry, just wouldn’t do it,
Her Heart is obliterated, I’m trying to get through
Gotta move this mountain…
It’s like moving mountains…
But I keep climbing and hoping things would change
And the sky turns grey, and the water from the rain, washes progress away
It’s like moving mountains…
@ NU
I am tired of the phone games. I see you are playing with KZZ as well.
You need to f*cks with bluetooth only because shyt stay either drowned or MIA!
@IJM: You “Na pose” to make peoples QWAI! if you can read that you are good! LOL!
@ Divorced
Sorry man…that it is over
but um…you ain’t fittin’ to bring this thread down with all of that.
I love the chocolate brothers but Idris doesn’t do it for me. He’s o.k.
Now I know how Usher felt after he made “Confessions”
@ Kzz
I ain’t make her QWA….her neglect of folks has been pointed out. Her movements should make her QWA…you know I can read that cause my mind is right
@DIVORCED: WTH is wrong Boo? you seem like you need a HUG!
KZZ…
I lost it….I have no clue where it is…if its not over my cuzzo crib…I gotta get one…today
I HATE BLUE TOUF!!! You already know I have issues with phones…I loose one like err 4 months…
Call my desk. You need the number?
Hey Sxy Q! Hey Z! Whats up with you this afternoon? Wait a minute I gots to go pick up the twins I’ll be back shortly!
“Larry Flint, Hugh Hefner, they can take the picture but they can’t make it like this. Only God above that sits on high, and looks down low…” damn this brotha needs to be in the Mr. Black Awareness Pageant, with all that sexiness.
WAIT A DAXN MINUTE
KZZ I don’t even have ya email yet but yet you bustin’ it up all willy nilly with NU…f*ck outta here. No wonder I ain’t ne’er seeing that Dutch!
QWA??? Im confused….
@I’m just me
lol this all I will say is i’m about to have a Tom Cruise moment in Jerry Mcguire..Man I ain’t had a clean pair of socks in 2 weeks…I go no tank-tops and i can’t wear a t-shirt with-out one…No toilet-paper..no laundry-detergent..
@IJM: She cool though, I talked to her crazy AZZ! she is seems so sweet on the phone!
*NU dippin out before she gets cussed out*
@Divorced… I’m glad I caught up with you today, I think it was yesteday that you professed to missing your wife. However, when you stated that you (don’t quote me on this) need your clothes washed, and needed a home cooked meal it sounded to me that you needed a maid and not a wife. But on the real I hope all is well with you and that you’re truly ok.
THIS IS THE UNFORTUNATE RUMOR I’VE READ…
I HOPE IT’S NOT TRUE…
This black actor has his share of female admirers. He’s masculine and considered tall, and handsome. His career seems to be taking off and many consider him a sex symbol. He co-starred on a popular show and he’s appeared in several movies. Although he’s not a household name, he’s recognizable. Despite this, women are whispering and gossiping and his nickname has become “fake sex symbol.” Despite that nice physique, sexiness and masculinity, our actor is an absolute failure in bed. Women are complaining coast to coast about him being very under-developed and being completely oblivious to the art of good lovemaking. One woman said, “you practically have to guide him, it’s obvious he doesn’t know what he’s doing, like a virgin.” “And, let’s not talk about his lack of manhood.” His publicist tried to set him up with a female star to increase publicity/visibility for her client but the female star declined (even though she could have used the publicity) but she had heard about his reputation and passed. He may be enjoying success on the screen but he is a complete failure in the bedrooms of celebrity and non-celebrity women. Idris Elba
I am sweet…if it rains I melt cause Im made of sugar!!! I think that of you and IJM and Re…
@I’M JUST
GIRL SEE, YOU WORSE THAN ME! LOL. I ADMIT MY ADDICTION TO FLIRTATION, YOU STILL HAVENT OWNED UP TO YOURS YET. LOL
KZZMERGTHERE(A.K.A MRS. ELBA, YOU CAN’T SEE ME LIKE THAT HUN)!(Check me out!)
@Z: What’s hap’n momma? Is that how you feel hanging onto the wall? LOL!
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lol thats my sexxy pose.
@ KZZ
I love NU….she is awesome! I talk to her um whenerr she ain’t busy!!! That is why i said she sucked cause she was supposed to call me back on Sunday and apparently “lost or drowned” her phone…
As I said to you Missy…i see what it is…I don’t think i will be passing this your way!
@LADY ELLE
GIIIIIIRRRRRLLLLLL!!!! PLEASE DONT LET IT BE TRUE!! HE IS TOOOOO TOOOOO FIONE FOR ALL OF THAT. HOW ARE YOU NOT GOING TO KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING IN BED LOOKING LIKE THAT?
@ Q
Who the hell am I flirting with?
@Long ass name lol Peanut Crunch
Naw that’s just the little things, that I say “i’ll do” and never do, now i’m faced with the reality of taking care of everything. I’m fittin to move in with my momma or somethin. guess you could say i’m freakin out..
@ Divorced
Well Cott Daxn….is that all you wanted your wife for? To clean and iron your clothes and wash your dirty drawls?
Maybe that is why she is gone
We women are way more than washing machines and seamstresses.
@I’M JUST ME
GIRL YOU SAID YOU WERE LOYAL TO YOUR 5,6,7 9. NOW I HAVENT RIGHT OFF “CAUGHT” DIRECTLY YET, BUT WHEN I DO, I COMING DOWN HARD WITH THE GAVEL, YOU THINK YOU’RE SLICK. AND I’M STILL GOING TO TEACH IDRIS A THING OR 2. SO THERE.(stiking my toungue out at IJM)
@ Q
What he laid on you this morning…i showed him that shyt last night. You late in the game Sweetie and I will have Idris on Friday…Gotta deal with hubby tonight, tomorrie and Thursday!
When I get off of work I’m like “wtf do I do”??? Yeh I got friends, co-workers and I went out 4 nights last week…Yeh I saw finer girls, but damn a nigga be bored as shit..You only can play so many video games.I was about to get Madden Online yesterday, but I stopped myself and said “wtf” am I doing”…Damn maybe I did fuck this one up..I basically traded my loving and caring wife and best friend for a studio apartment, video games and loneliness.
I did drop my phone in the potty….and it is MIA…I feel homeless…
@ sEXYq…
That’s my thoughts but that’s the rumor I’ve read, not that he’s gay…..
Oh please…baby..baby…baby please let that not be true.
When seeing a man like this I always hope for the POSITIVE IN ALL ASPECTS
@IJM
OKAY, OKAY. I SEE HOW IT IS. WELL IDRIS AND I BOTH THANK YOU. HE LEARNS WELL I MUST SAY! DONT BE SURPRISED IF HE’S RELUCTANT TO BRING IT BACK TO YOU. I CAN BE A PERSUASSIVE LIL MOMMA!!
@♥☺♥☺♥☺2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺
Naw my buddy is getting married this Saturday
@ I’M #1,2,3,4&5(sxyQblondie is wondering how bossip manages to keep a new idiot on hand every day??)(Check me out!)
@M-DADDY
I HOPE MY GIRLS ARE THAT GENEROUS AND THOUGHTFULL FOR ME WHEN I GET MARRIED. SHOOT. NEVER MIND THE STRIPPERS. GIVE ME THE MASSAGE THERAPIST ALL DAY LONG!! LOL
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Yeah it was really a nice party, and I cant take all the credit it was definately a group effort. All the home boys did their part
@M-DADDY
I’LL KEEP YOU IN MIND WHEN I GET MARRIED. YOU GONNA HELP THROW MY BACHLORETTE PARTY?(looking around to see if kzzz and ijm are catching me in the act…)
@Divorced lol @ my long ass name, but moving in with moms is not the answer, you need to get out of those crutches and stand on your own two feet. When I was with my ex he didn’t know how to shop, cook, clean, wash clothes, etc. But I fixed that real quick, because I told him he had to be 100% himself. Just work on yourself right now, and maybe you can figure things out with your wife later. Obviously you’re still in love with her, and want to be with her. Again use this time apart to reflect and grow as a man that can stand on his own. Damn at least learn how to wash clothes!
@LADY ELLE
I’LL JUST CONTINUE TO LOOK AT HIM FOR THE CHOCOLATE DREAM THAT HE IS, REGARDLESS IF THE RUMOR IS TRUE OR NOT.(LOL)
u GOT THAT RIGHT!!!!!!
@ I’M #1,2,3,4&5(sxyQblondie is wondering how bossip manages to keep a new idiot on hand every day??)(Check me out!)
@M-DADDY
I’LL KEEP YOU IN MIND WHEN I GET MARRIED. YOU GONNA HELP THROW MY BACHLORETTE PARTY?(looking around to see if kzzz and ijm are catching me in the act…)
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I will do you one better, I will dance for you at your party
@ Divorced learn to make quick meals. Steam mixed veggies, make 10 min brown rice, broil salmon 6 minutes on each side.
Marie(Check me out!)
Why is Idris always in these bad, straight to DVD movies? I mean, really??? Can anyone recall a movie he has been in that you can stand the watch thru the end credits? Doesn’t he know that doing a Guy Richie movie is like the kiss of death? WTF?
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Maybe his Stringer Bell character killed his acting carreer a bit.
@Divorced
Damn Dog!!! You gotta have that mindset that someone else out there is better than your ex and you just gotta get up and find and go get her. I got divorced some years ago and thought i could find no one better than the ex wife. But I was wrong!!! the girl I’m w/ now is 20 times better than her. Sex, cooking, cleaning, personality, and all!!!
@M-DADDY
AWWWWW SHUCKSSSSS!!! CAN YOU DOUBLE AS A MASSAGE THERAPIST AS WELL? CAUSE IF SO, I’M ABOUT TO GO AND PLAN A WEDDING JUST OUT OF NO WHERE SO THAT I CAN HAVE A BACHERLORETTE PARTY FEATURING MMMM MMMM MMMM-DADDY. OH, JUST A HEADS UP, NO ONE IS GOING TO BE THERE BUT ME.(LMAO)
yep he can get it!
I got a date on wednesday night, i don’t even think I should go..I fucked up
@theseen26
the chik I’m goin out with on wednesday night is fine as fuck, but I’m startin to feel it ain’t about that..Cause right now that girl ain’t here and my wife would be
OFF THE SUBJECT, BUT I’M SITTING HERE LISTENING TO THIS DWELE. IT’S TIGHT, MELLOW. EASY. I LOVE HIS MUSIC. NOT MORE THAN MY MAN MUSIQ SOULCHILD HOWEVER!!
Sowe Yall, Kzz Distapeered, 4 a min….NU pick yo Phone up! I got the work#
Divorced 8-18-08(Misses his wife)(Check me out!)
I got a date on wednesday night, i don’t even think I should go..I fucked up
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Buddy, it may just be too soon for you to get back out there. If you go on a date with this girl, all your gonna do is talk about your ex, and its only going to make her miserable. So maybe you need a little more time. I don’t know about this one homie…ya might wanna wait!
@divorced..i’m gonna jump in this conversation
1)Nothing more pathetic than a grown man who moves back in with his momma (not b/c he HAS to but b/c he WANTS to)
2) Sounds like you are just lazy…so you gotta wash your own stank drawers…
3)You and the wife got divorced for a reason…right now you have nothing but time to focus on all the was good but I HOPE you really considered things before you got divorced and their were REAL issues that could not be overcome..
4)join a bowling league or something get out and take charge of yourself… date (not ho) around, and you will prolly find a nice woman who suits you a lot better… and doing chores around the house NOW as a single man will make you appreciate that new lady all the more
Call it….Im here…
hey 2 cute
HOW BORING
@Divorced
naw looks aint everything. the girl I had before this one was the shit!! She really didnt look that good but who she was and what she was all about made her “not so good looks” go away. The only problem on why I couldnt be with her was her daughter. She was too bad and spoiled for me. And when I would get on her daughter her mama would get mad at me. yeah that was the only problem
@JAXSON
HOLD YOUR BREATH AND NEVER EXHALE. STUNNER SHADES ARE PATHETIC. YOU PROLLY HAVE A LAZY EYE
@ Ebony…Victoria is that you?
not stunner shades sweetness I was in Vegas…ever been there?..quite sunny but thank you for your idiocy brought a smile to my dreary afternoon
@Jaxon
Take it easy on “Divorced” lol the dude just got out of his marriage and hurting. But im not gonna lie you got a good point…. lol
@lady elle
If that is true, then the gay rumors around Idris seem to make a lot more sense. geez i really hope he isn’t trying to hit it w/ females just to hide his gayness. come out the closet idris
@JAXON
IGNORE THE FOOLISHNESS. IT’S NOT VICTORIA. IT’S SOME IGNORANT CHILD WHO USED TO POST ON HERE UNDER THE NAME PLIES. THE LITTLE MONSTER NEEDS ATTENTION. JUST IGNORE HIM.
@jaxon
I hear ya..My boyz was like “nigga don’t in with your moms”
I need to get a dog or something..Always wanted one.
I do company functions but all my co-workers are elderly(mid 40’s) lol and I doubt their wives have available friends I would want..
And ur right, I am lazy when it comes to domestic issues..
@ the seen that was me taking it easy LOL
… I feel for him breakups are HARD so DIVORCE has to be worse BUT from his words it SEEMS women have been coddling this man
1 and 2 were me just letting him know
3 and 4 were meant to be encouraging and helpful
Can’t focus on the past…he will probably make another woman very happy
Jaxon(Check me out!)
hey 2 cute
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Hey Jaxon
I think “divorced” is a little spoiled. His wife was probably really nice and did everything for him, so now that he has to do it himself, he misses her…Damn shame!
@I’M #1,2,3,4&5(sxyQblondie is wondering how bossip manages to keep a new idiot on hand every day??)(Check me out!)
@M-DADDY
AWWWWW SHUCKSSSSS!!! CAN YOU DOUBLE AS A MASSAGE THERAPIST AS WELL? CAUSE IF SO, I’M ABOUT TO GO AND PLAN A WEDDING JUST OUT OF NO WHERE SO THAT I CAN HAVE A BACHERLORETTE PARTY FEATURING MMMM MMMM MMMM-DADDY. OH, JUST A HEADS UP, NO ONE IS GOING TO BE THERE BUT ME.(LMAO)
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Be gentle LOL
Divorced 8-18-08(Misses his wife)(Check me out!)
@jaxon
I hear ya..My boyz was like “nigga don’t in with your moms”
I need to get a dog or something..Always wanted one.
I do company functions but all my co-workers are elderly(mid 40’s) lol and I doubt their wives have available friends I would want..
And ur right, I am lazy when it comes to domestic issues..
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If I was too harsh I apologize but I’m really trying to help you out…I know what women think if a man lives with his mom…
i’m lazy too when it comes to indoor chores but they need done…do you have a dishwasher? That helps!
What up Beautifully Human?
@2cute4u
What’s good shawty??
Seriously we need to charge some Bossip dollars cause every otha day we got somebody new on the couch
Idris is all I see! The sexiest dark complected man on this planet these days!
@M-Daddy
Be prepared to get that ass spanked next Monday night my nigga! Jay Cutler is coming out this year shawty
@Jaxon
You could get it for real shawty. I know you is a bust it baby trying to act like you gots class my nigga. I can see right through you shawty
@MMMMM MMMMM MMMMM-DADDY
NOW WHY WOULD I BE TOUGH WITH YOU? (smile)
I just took care of the bills and etc and she took care of the other stuff..it was mutual, fair, etc..now i’m eatin steak-ums and know these shits ain’t good for u
@ Plies is That Nigga Shawty(Check me out!)
@M-Daddy
Be prepared to get that ass spanked next Monday night my nigga! Jay Cutler is coming out this year shawty
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We will see pimpin!!!! Remember we are in the TOWN!!!! LOL
@Jaxon
Damn that was taking it easy!!! lol I would hate to see you cuss someone out… lol I hope your man dont be pissing you off cause he got something coming for him if he do… lol. And ignore the mothafu*ka taking ish about you. The stunna glasses look good on you and they look like it flows with ur outfit
@YOU KNOW I’M WORKING ON IT(sxyqblondie is trying to keep her eyes open at this desk)(Check me out!)
@MMMMM MMMMM MMMMM-DADDY
NOW WHY WOULD I BE TOUGH WITH YOU? (smile)
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I plead the 5th LMAO
@ divorced
well well well…didn’t I tell your ass that this would happen?? so now you’ve come to your senses I see..you better man up! learn how to cook or learn how to crawl back…i’m just kidding..no i’m not
@divorced…these are just two but stop by the book store a pic browse…steak ums are DELICIOUS but not for everyday
The Real Man’s Cookbook: How, When, What and Why to Cook
@the seen26..thank you
not too much gets me going so even when I do need to go off it prob wont happen again for a long time…kinda like a volcanic eruption
Commonsense Cookbook
@divorced
so what prompted the split in the first place?
You can tell me to stop being nosey..would not be the first time I heard it
Hey Plies…where you been hidin’? Who is Jay Cutler?
@divorced
there are some healthy things you can eat that are quick and easy. Go to Publix and get you some tyson stir fry, steamed veggies in a bag, grilled chicken breasts, stuff like that is very easy to prepare. Stop eatin’ them damn steakums though! You better start eating, or else your ass gonna be walkin’ around lookin’ like a crackhead! Eat some healthy stuff! Come on you can do it man!!!
@Divorced 8-18-08(Misses his wife)
You should go and see if you 2 can talk about it. Let her know how you feel
@2cute4u
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Hey Jaxon
I think “divorced” is a little spoiled. His wife was probably really nice and did everything for him, so now that he has to do it himself, he misses her…Damn shame!
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If you leave your man do you think he would be missing you? Do you spoil your man?
Stop being nosey….
If you leave your man do you think he would be missing you? Do you spoil your man?
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Yes he misses me and yes I spoiled him
@nikki, i didn’t say you could say it LOL
Been busy today, just peeking in to say hi
@DANA: HEEEYYYYY!
What is this divorce court? LOL!
Hey KZZ!! uh oh, whats going on?
@DANA: Chillin! momma..waiting to go home in a bit!
@NIKU: Told you U aint SHIT! xoxoxoxoxo! those are pinches by the way……(HUUGS)!
@M-DADDY
YOU CAN WHISPER, I WONT TELL A SOUL!!(LOL)
Hey Dana!
DANA!! WHAT IT IS MOMMA?
@Jaxon
That question was intended for “2cute4u” but thanks for answering. Thats why I think “divorce” is hurtin cause he wife was being a wife and doing what she suppose to do…. but he fucked it up.
@ the seen
Actually I can honestly say that I don’t spoil him. I do what I have to do to keep my household going. When I first got married, I knew how to cook but I hated laundary and dusting and cleaning. So about a month after we were settled into the new house, I had Merry Maids service come out and clean from top to bottom! I mean the hardwood floors, basement every damn thing! But when he got the bill, he was pissed, cause’ he was out of town when I did it. It wasn’t that he (we) couldn’t afford to have it done, he was just expecting me to do all that shit because I was his “wife” and thats what wives do right…not! But I’ve gotten better at doing everything in my household, not because he expects me to do it but because I’ve grown. So anyway now we both pitch in and do the household chores, we realize that we invested in our dream home and it is a lot to maintain, but when he gets home first, he cooks, if I get home first from whatever I’m doing…I’m happy to get dinner going. So if he ever had to do it completely on his own (@ divorced), he would have no problem doing it because I don’t spoil him. But yes…he would miss me!
lol @ KZZ
the same “divorced since whenever” was up in here talking about getting himself a “bust it baby” now he’s regreting his decision…right divorced???
@Cutiep: LOL it’s 2 much I swear, I got you and
2Cute: trying to help Divorced/ and SXYQ: FLirting with MDADDY!…he outta meet her and turn her azz out! so much she be on here doing search parties for MDADDY! LOL! it’s all Love SXYQ: (HUGS)!
@YOU KNOW I’M WORKING ON IT(sxyqblondie is trying to keep her eyes open at this desk)(Check me out!)
@M-DADDY
YOU CAN WHISPER, I WONT TELL A SOUL!!(LOL)
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LOL I believe you boo
@KZZMERGTHERE(A.K.A MRS. ELBA, NU IS THE BESTEST IN THE WESTEST(HUGS))!(Check me out!)
@Cutiep: LOL it’s 2 much I swear, I got you and
2Cute: trying to help Divorced/ and SXYQ: FLirting with MDADDY!…he outta meet her and turn her azz out! so much she be on here doing search parties for MDADDY! LOL! it’s all Love SXYQ: (HUGS)!
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You are crazy LMAO
@MDADDY: You know it’s true, with your smooth self, I don’t even know you, but I bet you are just as smooth as a babies bottom! LOL!
@KZZ
I think SXY Q has little cyber crush on Mdaddy! Seriously I think poor divorced is beyond any type of help other than professional!
Did you get my message earlier that Braided beauty told me to tell you and Lauren hello! I got an email from her over the weekend and she said her and her daughter was doing great in Chi town!
@KZZMERGTHERE(A.K.A MRS. ELBA, NU IS THE BESTEST IN THE WESTEST(HUGS))!(Check me out!)
@MDADDY: You know it’s true, with your smooth self, I don’t even know you, but I bet you are just as smooth as a babies bottom! LOL!
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I’m just an honest gentleman LOL
damn this where the fam is hiding
What’s up people
I’M BACK FROM LUNCH. IT’S HOT AS THE DICKENS OUT THERE.
@M-DADDY, I PROMISE I WONT.(LOL)
@KZZ & 2CUTE SSSSSSHHHHHHH, DONT TELL NOBOTEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!(LOL)
@DAPRO
GOOD AFTERNOON HANDSOME. HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?
@ YOU KNOW I’M WORKING ON IT(sxyqblondie is trying to keep her eyes open at this desk)
@M-DADDY, I PROMISE I WONT.(LOL)
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See you are going to have me really come out there LOL
@ SxyQ
it was good lil bit. Barb-b-que, alcohol, and kids running around my legs.
Nephew had his 1rst bday
How was your weekend? Did you get out and enjoy yourself?
@M-DADDY
WHAT DID I DO?(looking away innocently..lol)
@DA PRO
MY WEEKEND WAS PRETTY MUCH CHILL. MY MOTHER AND I DID SOME SHOPPING SAT MORNING. SUNDAY MORNING CHURCH, SUNDAY EVENING HAD A SINGING ENGAGEMENT TO ATTEND. YESTERDAY I COOKED A BIG BREAKFAST FOR MYSELF, MY SISTER, AND THE SIGNIFICANT OTHER, AND THEN IT WAS NBA LIVE UNTIL 6 OCLOCK.(lol..i’m addicted) THEN I WASHED CLOTHES AND CLEANED UP, AND PREPARED FOR TODAYS WORRIES.(WORK)LOL
THANK U BOSSIP!!!!!!!!
@YOU KNOW I’M WORKING ON IT(sxyqblondie is trying to keep her eyes open at this desk)(Check me out!)
@M-DADDY
WHAT DID I DO?(looking away innocently..lol)
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See I already told you how I would have you, now you are going to make me make it come true. LOL
when i look at thandie all i can think of was her in beloved….”why you don’t let me eat the pie no mo?” lmao
@M-DADDY
YOU REALLY ALMOST MADE ME FALL OUT OF MY CHAIR WITH THAT ONE THAT DAY. YOU KNOW YOU AINT EVEN RIGHT!!!(LOL)
“when i look at thandie all i can think of was her in beloved….”why you don’t let me eat the pie no mo?” lmao”
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LMAO
@YOU KNOW I’M WORKING ON IT(sxyqblondie is trying to keep her eyes open at this desk)(Check me out!)
@M-DADDY
YOU REALLY ALMOST MADE ME FALL OUT OF MY CHAIR WITH THAT ONE THAT DAY. YOU KNOW YOU AINT EVEN RIGHT!!!(LOL)
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Hey you asked me
@M-DADDY
I KNOW I DID, AND WHOOOOAAAA.LOL. YOU ANSWERED. YOU SURE DID.(LOL)
he is definitely the epitome of a dad I’d like to f….u know
Love me some chocolate cuz it melts in my mouth and if I get some on my hands I’ll lick that off.
@M-DADDY
YOUR IMAGINATION IS BEAUTIFUL TO SAY THE LEAST(SMILE)
@ YOU KNOW I’M WORKING ON IT(sxyqblondie is trying to keep her eyes open at this desk)(Check me out!)
@M-DADDY
I KNOW I DID, AND WHOOOOAAAA.LOL. YOU ANSWERED. YOU SURE DID.(LOL)
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And that was just what I would do while we were out, just think what would happen over a whole weekend while we were in????
@M-DADDY
SEE WHAT I MEAN ABOUT YOUR IMAGINATION? THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME ALMOST FALL OUT OF MY CHAIR AGAIN, I’M COMING LOOKING FOR YOU WITH THE HOSPITAL BILL IN HAND!!(LOL) SO I TAKE IT YOU ARE FULL OF ENERGY HUH? THE RESTERAUNT STORY HAD ME ALMOST O.O.C AND THAT WAS JUST FROM READING IT.LOL(HA HAA)
wow BOSSIP hates on mostly wome and luv most the men they write about.
as for Thandie’s legs…………those are chicken legs???
I am glad to see a dark brother getting some love.
Now give me some!
@YOU KNOW I’M WORKING ON IT(sxyqblondie is trying to keep her eyes open at this desk)(Check me out!)
@M-DADDY
YOUR IMAGINATION IS BEAUTIFUL TO SAY THE LEAST(SMILE)
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I’m glad you like it.
@M-DADDY
YOU HAVE NO IDEA. YOU BE TEASIN FOLK!!(LOL)
I guess, if you like that type.
@ YOU KNOW I’M WORKING ON IT(sxyqblondie is trying to keep her eyes open at this desk)(Check me out!)
@M-DADDY
SEE WHAT I MEAN ABOUT YOUR IMAGINATION? THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME ALMOST FALL OUT OF MY CHAIR AGAIN, I’M COMING LOOKING FOR YOU WITH THE HOSPITAL BILL IN HAND!!(LOL) SO I TAKE IT YOU ARE FULL OF ENERGY HUH? THE RESTERAUNT STORY HAD ME ALMOST O.O.C AND THAT WAS JUST FROM READING IT.LOL(HA HAA)
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Oh yeah I have the stamina of a race horse especially when it comes to pleasing a woman, I believe woman should be paid closed attention too, every inch of a womans body and mind should feel like she is in heaven
@M-DADDY
YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE.(SMILE) SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU THOUGHT LIKE THAT? YOU SOUND LIKE YOU WOULD BE A WOMANS DREAM!!(LOL)
@YOU KNOW I’M WORKING ON IT(sxyqblondie is trying to keep her eyes open at this desk)(Check me out!)
@M-DADDY
YOU HAVE NO IDEA. YOU BE TEASIN FOLK!!(LOL)
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I’m not tryin to tease you ma
@M-DADDY
I’m not tryin to tease you ma
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YES YOU ARE MISTER!!(LOL) I’LL LET YOU SLIDE FOR THE TIME BEING BECAUSE I’M SUCH A NICE PERSON.
ST. PAUL, Minnesota (CNN) — John McCain’s running mate, Sarah Palin, dealt with two startling disclosures Monday. She announced that her 17-year-old unmarried daughter is pregnant and plans to keep the baby. And Palin has hired a lawyer as Alaska investigates the firing of her public safety commissioner.
Bristol Palin, second from right, holds infant brother Trig at Friday’s announcement of their mother’s candidacy.
Palin hired a lawyer three weeks ago to act on her behalf as state legislators investigate whether she may have abused her power in firing the state public safety commisioner for refusing to fire her ex-brother-in-law, a state trooper, CNN confirmed.
A report of findings of a legislative inquiry that began several weeks ago is expected to be released just days before Election Day.
Palin also revealed that her daughter Bristol is pregnant and will marry the baby’s father.
John McCain was aware of Bristol Palin’s pregnancy before he chose her mother for his running mate, a top adviser to the Republican presidential candidate said.
The adviser, Doug Holtz-Eakin, said Monday that Palin “was completely vetted by the campaign” before she was chosen.
“Sen. McCain knew this and felt in no way did it disqualify her from being vice president,” said an aide who asked not to be named. “Families have difficulties sometimes and lucky for her she has a supportive family.”
The McCain aide emphasized that Bristol decided to keep the baby, a decision “supported by her parents.” iReport.com: Share your thoughts on Palin
Senior McCain advisers said Palin told McCain about her daughter’s pregnancy in one of their “private conversations” last week before he officially asked her to run with her.
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However, McCain aides said he already knew, having found out about it earlier in the vetting process.
“She was very upfront about it,” one aide insisted.
Asked how the unmarried teenager’s pregnancy would be received by the American people, another senior McCain adviser, Steve Schmidt, replied, “I don’t know; I’m not a psychic.”
Delegates to the Republican convention in Minneapolis-St. Paul, Minnesota, said the disclosure of Bristol’s pregnancy would not hurt the Republican ticket and may make Palin “a real person like all the rest of us.”
“I have a 17-year-old daughter, and they start making choices without us,” said Annette Ratliff, a delegate from Texas. “I appreciate the choice she is making to have the baby, but it just makes her a real person. It happens every day in America.”
“I think, if anything, it shows the Republican Party is a real American party,” said Rex Teter, another Texas delegate. “Every family has to deal with children, and sometimes children make decisions that parents wish they would not have been made, and things happen. But I think children are a blessing from God.”
Sen. Barack Obama said firmly that the news should not have any bearing on the campaign for president.
“Let me be as clear as possible,” Obama said. “I think people’s families are off-limits, and people’s children are especially off-limits. This shouldn’t be part of our politics. It has no relevance to Gov. Palin’s performance as governor or her potential performance as a vice president.”
Bristol Palin, a senior in high school, is about five months along, according to the aide who asked not to be named.
The aide said the Palins and the McCain campaign decided to reveal the information now because of Internet rumors that Sarah Palin’s 4-month-old baby, who has Down syndrome, was actually Bristol’s.
“In the course of correcting that, we needed to get the truth out,” the McCain aide said. iReport.com: Share your thoughts
Sarah and her husband, Todd Palin, issued a statement saying they are “proud of Bristol’s decision to have her baby and even prouder to become grandparents.”
“Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family,” they said in a statement issued by McCain’s campaign.
They also asked the media to respect their daughter’s privacy, a request echoed by McCain adviser Schmidt.
“The one thing that all the candidates agree on is this: Leave the kids alone. Leave the kids alone. This is an election about the future of the country,” he said.
McCain unveiled Sarah Palin, a 44-year-old first-term Alaska governor and former small-town mayor, as his running mate Friday. The choice was a surprise to many. Watch analysts discuss the choice »
Palin said when running for governor in 2006 that she would support funding for abstinence-only education in schools, according to Eagle Forum Alaska, a conservative group that sent a questionnaire asking gubernatorial candidates their views on a range of issues.
Tony Perkins, president of the influential conservative Family Research Council, on Monday issued a statement supporting the Palin family.
“Fortunately, Bristol is following her mother and father’s example of choosing life in the midst of a difficult situation. We are committed to praying for Bristol and her husband-to-be and the entire Palin family as they walk through a very private matter in the eyes of the public,” Perkins said in a written statement.
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Damn!
I guess Britney’s sister made it socially acceptable for young, white women to become teenage mothers.
SMH!!!!!!!!
What’s crackin, cyber peeps?
@YOU KNOW I’M WORKING ON IT(sxyqblondie is trying to keep her eyes open at this desk)(Check me out!)
@M-DADDY
YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE.(SMILE) SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU THOUGHT LIKE THAT? YOU SOUND LIKE YOU WOULD BE A WOMANS DREAM!!(LOL)
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See I’m the youngest in my family, my brothers are much older then me. I would go places with them and they would use the “bring the little cute kid so the ladies would flock” trick I would listen to what they would say and it just kind of stuck with me. The only difference between me and my brothers is the I meant the things I said
TRUDIVA!! WHAT IT IS MOMMA!!!??
@M-DADDY
THEY TOOK ADVANTAGE OF YOUR ADORABILITY??(lol..a sxyQ original) SO FROM WORDS FORMED ACTION HUH? AND WHAT PROMPTED YOU TO LOVE THE LADIES SO MUCH?
@YOU KNOW I’M WORKING ON IT(sxyqblondie is trying to keep her eyes open at this desk)(Check me out!)
@M-DADDY
THEY TOOK ADVANTAGE OF YOUR ADORABILITY??(lol..a sxyQ original) SO FROM WORDS FORMED ACTION HUH? AND WHAT PROMPTED YOU TO LOVE THE LADIES SO MUCH?
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A women is the most precious being ever made. Women give life to other women and men. That is the most spectacular thing ever. Women are soft and beautiful and loving. Dont get it twisted, women can be very dangerous people if need be. I usually try to stay on the loving side of a womans fence LOL
FOR SOME REASON I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT YOU WOULD BE ON A WOMANS BAD SIDE(LOL). YOUR WOMAN LOVES YOU TO PEICES DOESNT SHE?
@ YOU KNOW I’M WORKING ON IT(sxyqblondie is trying to keep her eyes open at this desk)(Check me out!)
FOR SOME REASON I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT YOU WOULD BE ON A WOMANS BAD SIDE(LOL). YOUR WOMAN LOVES YOU TO PEICES DOESNT SHE?
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LOL Hey ma dont get me wrong, I still make the dumb mistakes that men are known for making, I’m just alot more careeful then alot of my friends, yeah she does love me unconditionally.
OK. I see y’all two are making a cyber love connection here!
You KNOW BOSSIP done went and gave me my Justice of the Peace license so, for a small, nominal fee (just enough to buy me a robe) I’ll be able to marry ya!
Just let me know!!
Just let me know!
Wait a minute….I need to update my name.
brb……….
Idris is cute! However–he looks like the type that wouldn’t bat an eye and kick it with chicks of….uh….other pursuasions!
@M-DADDY
AWWW THAT IS SO SWEET. IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE HAS HERSELF A FULL TIME JOB ON HER HANDS WITH YOU.(wink) I’LL JUST LIVE OFF OF THE STORIES YOU TELL.(LOL) YOU HAD BETTER TEACH YOUR FRIENDS HOW TO BE A LITTLE WISER WITH THEIR SLIP UPS!!(LOL)
@TRU DIVA
GIRL YOU GOT YOUR BOSSIP JUSTICE OF THE PEACE LICENSE?(tapping m-daddy on the shoulder furiously) WELL, HOW MUCH YOU CHARGING?(LOL)
“WE are gathered here this evening, to join together in Unity–Mr. M-Daddy (who happens to be Oakland’s finest) to the lovely Ms. Sessy.”
What BOSSIP has joined together, let no man put asunder.
**getting ghetto**
“If there is any hussy that don’t want Sessy to be happy with her man, state ya case or shut ya trap and sit on ya hindparts! <—I’ve always wanted to say that! LMAO!!!!.”
**Back to bidness*
Now–M-Daddy, do you take Sessy to be ya BOSSIP boo, to always come to her aid when an imposter tries to come at her? To cyber her some change err now and then, to keep her posted and bring her up to speed when she is not signed on?
Would you allow her the rip another up when they step outta line?
Do ya??
Do ya????????????
@YOU KNOW I’M WORKING ON IT(sxyqblondie is trying to keep her eyes open at this desk)(Check me out!)
@M-DADDY
AWWW THAT IS SO SWEET. IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE HAS HERSELF A FULL TIME JOB ON HER HANDS WITH YOU.(wink) I’LL JUST LIVE OFF OF THE STORIES YOU TELL.(LOL) YOU HAD BETTER TEACH YOUR FRIENDS HOW TO BE A LITTLE WISER WITH THEIR SLIP UPS!!(LOL)
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You can lead a horse to water but you cant make him drink LOL
@Now–M-Daddy, do you take Sessy to be ya BOSSIP boo, to always come to her aid when an imposter tries to come at her? To cyber her some change err now and then, to keep her posted and bring her up to speed when she is not signed on?
Would you allow her the rip another up when they step outta line?
Do ya??
Do ya????????????
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I DO!!!!!!!!!!!
Good night ladies
@M-DADDY & TRU DIVA
I DEWWW I DEWWWW I DEWWWW IDOOOO EWWWWWW!!! (walking away hand in hand with M-daddy) TRUDIVA WE WILL PAY YOU LATER, WE’RE GOING TO START ON OUR FIRST LIL BOSSIP KID.(LOL)
tell me he doesnt look like puffy in thumbnail #1
LMAO @ TRUDIVA
“HINDPARTS” LMFAO..YOU TELL EM MOMMA!! WE WILL BE THE ONLY 2 FROM THIS DAY FOWARD ALLOWED TO USE THAT ONE.
I don’t think he gay. There are pictures of him & fine ass Hassan Johnson (Wee Bay from the wire) some random dude at the club and he with a girl.
Unh, unh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOMEbody best be sliding me my money!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol!!!!!!!!!!
See, that’s why I don’t marry black folks! Always gotta chase ‘em down for ya ends!
Got me sittin’ around–waitin’ while y’all ‘letric slidin’ all over the place!
This is some extracurricular activity BULLshiT!!!
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMEN! this just made my day!
ROFL @TRUDIVA CRACKING MYSELF UP. GIRL YOU BE BRINGING TEARS TO MY EYES!!
OKAY, OKAY. HERE’S A LIL SOMTHIN(sliding diva $50 bossip dollars) NOW M-DADDY WILL CUT YOU THE REST WHEN WE’RE THRU. CAN YOU CUT US A DEAL??(LMAO)
@jucija2
idris could be bi…a lot of these celebrities go out in public with someone of the opposite sex just for show, but have a same sex partner at home. I am so glad I am not the only one who thinks he’s gay. I wondered about this about him for a while now, but no one ever said it out loud. something is a bit “fruity” about him. total batty boy.
Hey all y’all! Braided sends her best wishes and says she is enjoying Chicago!!! So – what’s going on in here?
Was there a Bossip e-match mde? Awww *tossing some rice around* Y’all be good to each other!
WHAT UP PEOPLE!!!
BACK UP IN THIS BIOTCH!!
@ DIVA
ARE YOU HELPING FOLKS GET A GREEN CARD B/C IF SO I MAY HAVE SOMEONE FOR YOU!
@ DIVA
MY FAULT…MISREAD THAT. NONETHELESS….ANYONE WANTING TO HELP SOMEONE GET THEIR GREEN CARD???
I’m just me–
Why you got me crying??????????????????
A green card???????????????????????????
ROTFLMBAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*whew*
hEY rOZZA!
I’m Just Me- 25 OFFICIALLY!! BTW:ANYONE TRYING TO GET PAID FOR MARRYING SOME1 SO THEY CAN GET THEIR GREENCARD!!!!!
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dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You got me laughing so cotdam hard, I’ve got a headache!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Rozza–
tell her I said “hello” and I wish her well and can’t wait until she hits us back up!
BTW– I just check out my shit–
I’m able to perform weddings, funerals, baptismals, exorcisms, seances and all that.
I’m still checking the fine print to see if I can get peoples across the borders.
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!
@lion of judah and everyone
who cares if idris is gay or straight or bi or into tranny love (Estelle) or whatever. even if he was gay he couldn’t come out the closet because you know us black folks would just automatically reject him. you are already calling him a batty boy based on suspicion. mind you, i’ve heard the rumors about him for a while too, but there is no need to go all homophobic. it’s an open secret that queen latifah is lesbian, but if she officially came out the closet, the whole black community would reject her. so why would you expect idris to say anything about his sexual orientation?
OK. who’s next?
One ofd my associates just stepped into my office. He told me he has to take his girlfriend’s son the the emergency room (which is right down the street from Dunkin’ Donuts). I asked him how long does he think it’ll take. he said “I’m just gonna drop them off and if they’re still there when I get off I’ll pick then up.” I said “cool”. do you think you’ll be coming back to work?’ He said “oh, yes.”
Why I tell him to stop by Dunkin’ Donuts on the way back?
“Get me a #1 with a large coffee, extra light and extra sweet!”
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m just me–
I’m am tooo thru tonight after the green card???
How you gone bust all up in the wedding advertising marriage so somebody can stay on this side of the border???
I’m dead, I tell ya!
DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well I definitely know someone or a few that need an exorcism…for real.
Listen IT IS LIKE VEGAS IN THIS B*TCH TONIGHT!
You is off the chain tonight!!
WTH????????????
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We doing S T D and H I V testing.
We giving out S A T answers
We do funerals, wakes, births, marriages.
We tell fortunes up in this BIOTCH!!
We know the Baby Father and the real Baby Momma!
@lion of judah and everyone
who cares if idris is gay or straight or bi or into tranny love (Estelle) or whatever. even if he was gay he couldn’t come out the closet because you know us black folks would just automatically reject him. you are already calling him a batty boy based on suspicion. mind you, i’ve heard the rumors about him for a while too, but there is no need to go all homophobic. it’s an open secret that queen latifah is lesbian, but if she officially came out the closet, the whole black community would reject her. so why would you expect idris to say anything about his sexual orientation?
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lol…preach on
tranny love (Estelle) … too funny
We like Maury up in this piece
We telling it like it is…and if you are the parents…we sending them to boot camp like 11 years later.
We giving Lie Detector Tests and also cleaning urines and colons.
We are doing 5 for two and TWO FOR YOU!!
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D!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We selling TOPS tobacco and
Wacky Tobaccky.
We selling red, green, strawberry, chocolate, fanta and you know we keep the purp by the pound.
We selling that white lady and that trip and dip.
And hey if you like how they looking they selling coochie too.
@Diva: I sure will!
Hey IJM – what’s up?
Yo! I’m Just me–
Let these mufukkas know we take…
Mastercard, Visa, and even EBT cards!
Hell, we don’t discriminate!
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We got it all.
Now keep your eye on the black queen.
We got $5 Newports. any pack of newport Longs or Shorts $5.00, $5.00
And um…I got $20 on this Metrocard but I am selling it for $15
Hey ya’ll–
I even got the nowmalatas on lock!
Purple (grape) Green (apple) skwarberry, and of course–
BANANA!!!!
Hell, we taken shit ova from the orientals!
We sellin’ eeeerthang!
Hey Rozza
How You doing tonight?
How was the holiday.
I gotta a Lewis Voyton I’ll let go for $5.00!!!!
We take Welfare Checks,
We take Section 8 Vouchers,
We take Metros
Shyt we take Tokens,
We take all Major Credit Cards
And we take Diner’s Club,
And if your name ain’t on the check, shyt just sign what name it says and um..we’ll take that shyt too.
We take prison checks,
We take goberment checks.
And we do dental work!
Rozza–
I’m just me got me hawkin’ shit!
I done went from performin’ marriages to hawkin pocketbooks!
Lol!!!!!!!!
We got that Yaki Straight
That yaki Perm
And curly weave
We got lace fronts too.
And chinese slippers.
We sell news papers
and cups of coffee.
And if your name ain’t on the check, shyt just sign what name it says and um..we’ll take that shyt too.
We take prison checks,
We take goberment checks.
And we do dental work!
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**gasping for air**
I can’t breathe!!!!
I can’t breathe!!!!
CODE BLUE!!!!! CODE BLUE!!!!!!!!!!
Shyt we still do weddings though
But we hustlin right now
Times is hard in the Yard.
SHIT—
We sellin SIMS cards, playin’ cards, UNO cards, birthday cards, sympathy cards–
WWE GOT IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone come on and save Diva y’all I need my Partner In Crime
WE got cell phones, cordless phones, microphones….
….Hell, we can even getchu a rotary phone If ya like!
We selling Chinaware,
We sell New Year’s Eve Party Favors
We sell Birthday hats
We sell Sex toys,
We got Dildos, anal beads and all that.
We got 2 packs of batteries for a Dollar
We selling airline tickets
And we got Soul Food and Chinese food in the back.
YOU ALL HAVE ME SNICKERING AT THE HILARIOUS COMMENTS
WE DON’T ACCEPT GOBERMENT CHEESE OR POWDERED MILK!
We sellin cable!
(got a real good deal, too!)
Eff Time Warner! WE’s runnin’ a special—
Two HBO’s for the price of one and if you act now, we’ll throw in ESPN for FREE!!!!
YOU ALL HAVE ME SNICKERING AT THE HILARIOUS COMMENTS
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Then join in!!!!!!!!
WE sellin eeeerthang up in here!
We don’t take gubment cheese or powdered milk but we sellin’ the beans and Peanut butter!
That’s fa damn sho!
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We sellin
Grandma Jewelry, we selling Grandpa’s watches.
We got Grandfather clocks
And we got Children’s mattresses and bedframes.
We are trying to get Queen and King size matresses and when Ray Ray come from Up North we’ll have Dining room tables.
HOW DID YOU MARRY M-DADDY AND SXYQBLONDIE???? I THOUGHT SAME SEX MARRIAGES WERE ILLEGAL STILL
UHHH OHHHHH, YA’LL LIKE THE HOOD VERSION CRAZY EDDIE, EXCEPT YA’LL GOT ERRR THANG!! GET UP OFF OF LIKE 3 PACKS OF THEM UNO CARDS.LOL. I’M WRITING MY LIST NOW…
WE WILL TAKE WIC CHICKS!!
We got that Yaki Straight
That yaki Perm
And curly weave
We got lace fronts too.
And chinese slippers.
We sell news papers
and cups of coffee.
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I’m crying!
No For real!
I’m crying like when they told me Luffa was dead!
Big Luffa. Not lil’ Luffa!
CHICKS = CHECKS!!
We are trying to get Queen and King size matresses and when Ray Ray come from Up North we’ll have Dining room tables.
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I can’t keep up witcho crazy ass!
I’m laughing too hard!!!!!!!!!
NOT LUFFA!!
YOU KNOW I AM CRAZY DIVA!!
We selling Martin and Living Single DVD’s
TWO FOR ONE!!!
We got–
Rims.
.
.
Tims.
.
.
.
Fronts.
.
.
.
(toothbrush and toothpaste is a little extra, though)
@I’M JUST ME,
GIRL IM’A NEED 2 PACKS OF YAKI STRAIGHT, # 27/1B. HOW MUCH THAT GOING FOR?
WE ONLY OPEN THE 1-7th of the MONTH IN THE STORE.
APPOINTMENT ONLY BETWEEN 8-31…OKAY WE NOT KEEPING THIS SHYT OPEN IF Y’ALL AIN’T PAYIN TO PLAY
We can getchu a title for ya car.
We can get a title for ya house. (Extra if your renting).
We can get some insurance papers for when grandma died in 1977!
WE do it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ Q
$7.99 for the good shyt
$.99 for the cheap shyt.
@IJM and Diva: LACE FRONTS?!?!? I am done now!
@Diva: My weekend went quite well, and I enjoyed myself.
Hey sxyQ! *waving frantically!* How was your cyber honeymoon?
We got–
Rims.
.
.
Tims.
.
.
.
Fronts.
.
.
.
(toothbrush and toothpaste is a little extra, though)
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DEAD!!
@ IJM–
She need that Yakki girl!!
Gone and getcho paper!
LISTEN
WE SELLING SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS
SAT SCORES
DEGREES
COLLEGE TRANSCRIPTS
WE SELLING RESUMES
AND PATERNITY TESTS!
Hey Rozza–
I was just checking out that pretty headband you got on.
You know, me and my homegirl gotta whole box o’ them thangs!
The shipment just came in and we got ‘em in 1,897 colors!
You can have ‘em all for $9.99!
WEe even got ‘em Gussi (Gucci) Prava (Prada) Lewis Voyton (Luis Vuotton)
Girl you better look in this box!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck it–
WE sellin’ Burial plots!!!!!!!!!!!
WE SELLING TAPES…THAT IS RIGHT CASSETTE TAPES…
WE GOT THAT CARTER III ON CASSETTE TAPE.
WE ARE SELLING IPODS AND OTHER MP3 PLAYERS.
WE GOT WALKMANS AND CD PLAYERS.
WE GOT BOOMBOXES
AND WE GOT THEM D’S MUTHA F*CKER D’s!!!
ROZZA!!!HEY THERE!!(cyber hugging like long lost family) HOW ARE YOU MY V.A SISTER? I LET MY CYBER HUBBY COME UP FOR HAIR, WHILE I SHOP AND “I&D’S WE GOT IT ALL SHOP”(LMAO)
IJM
GIRL GIVE ME 2 PACKS OF THAT HUMAN. NON TANGLE. I NEED LIKE 4 SETS OF RIMS. MY COUSINS N’ NEM JUST BOUGHT 2 CADDIES, A CUTLASS AND A CAPRICE.
TRUDIVA, WHATS THE HOOK UP ON THEM RIMS SHAWTY? OH YEAH, I NEED A NOCK OF LOUIE VUTTON WITH THE KEY AND LOCK. YA’LL GONE HOOK A SISTER UP OR WHAT?
Fuck it–
WE sellin’ Burial plots!!!!!!!!!!!
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DEAD
AND WE CAN SELL YOU 4 FOR 3…Y’all know y’all live in the hood!
WE GOTS 83 OCTANE GAS GOING FOR $2.45 A GALLON
@ DIVA
$150.00 MOMMA!!!
WE GETTIN’ THEM HOT AND SELL THEM FOR UM…NOT A LOT!!
Let me go get my wallet!!
Do you have Gucci dog collars – my rottweiler only wears the best, you know.
$5.00 for some ports (newports) damn.
STRAIGHT UP
WE GOT THAT GAS Y’ALL
UNDER $3.00 A GALLON
AND IF YOU USE THE SPESHIAL CREDIT CARD…..WE GIVE IT TO YOU FOR UNDER $2.00 A GALLON.
WE ALSO SELLING PIZZA PIES!!
OHHHHHH SNAP!!(stepping feet from left to right while waving the hand right in front of my face) DID DIVA SAY BURIAL PLOTS? MY BOYFRIENDS COUSINS BABY MOMMA’S GRANDMA CHOKED ON A HAM BONE NIGHT B’FO LAST. THEY WAS GONNA THROW HER IN THE BACK YARD BY THE GARDEN AND HAVE A MEMORIAL COOKOUT LATER. BUT IF YA’LL SELLING PLOTS, I CAN GET THEM A SERIOUS HOOK UP. HOW MUCH FOR THAT? I’M BOUT TO BE BROKE OFF UP IN THIS PEICE!!
@ Im Just Me and 1TruDiva BTW yall are hilarious!
@ Rozza
WE do got that FUCCI!!! IF YA INTERESTED
@ WHERE DEY
I’ll GIVE YA THE WHOLE CARTON FOR $15.00
CAN’T BEAT THAT WITH A BAT!!
GET EM WHILE THEY HOT!!
OHHHHHH SNAP!!(stepping feet from left to right while waving the hand right in front of my face) DID DIVA SAY BURIAL PLOTS? MY BOYFRIENDS COUSINS BABY MOMMA’S GRANDMA CHOKED ON A HAM BONE NIGHT B’FO LAST. THEY WAS GONNA THROW HER IN THE BACK YARD BY THE GARDEN AND HAVE A MEMORIAL COOKOUT LATER. BUT IF YA’LL SELLING PLOTS, I CAN GET THEM A SERIOUS HOOK UP. HOW MUCH FOR THAT? I’M BOUT TO BE BROKE OFF UP IN THIS PEICE!!
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DEAD!!!
@ Q
We selling them 4 for three…
We can add them to your tab. $50.00 a piece.
4 for $150.00
I NEED LIKE 2 PIZZ PIES WHILE I GET MY SHOP ON. YA’LL GOT SOME 14 CARAT TOE RINGS? WITH THE GEMSTONES IN EM THAT SPELL OUT YOUR WHOLE NAME? FOR THE BIG TOE, I NEED ONE FOR THE BIG ONE.
@ROZZA
GIRL YOUR ROTTIE WEARS GUCCI? MY PIT WEARS PRADA. WHAT YA’LL GOT IN DOG COLLARS ABOUT A SIZE 14 INCH AROUND THE NECK? I WANT THE NAME TAG TO SAY “WHO’S THE MASTA? SHO NUFF!!” YA’LL GONE HOOK ME UP OR WHAT?(chewing on pizza like a savage)
@IJM: F&^k pizza pies? You got any bean pies, my nubian sistah?
Do you guys really sell this stuff?
IJM
GONE’ GIVE ME THE 4 FOR 3. I’LL TAKE IT. I NEED LIKE 5 CARTONS OF SHORTS IN A BOX. MAKE SURE THE STATE SEAL IS PEELED OFF THE BOTTOM SHAWTY. I’M COMING TO NY TO RESELL EM BY THE PACK 2.50-$3. DEPENDING ON WHICH HOOD I GO TO. CANT LET THE NYPD CATCH ME. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
WE GOTS 83 OCTANE GAS GOING FOR $2.45 A GALLON
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Uh, you needs to holla at me and IJM! We may need to make you our partner…in…cri….I mean business associate!!!
Keep that gas price on the DL. Hole on! Just help us sell some of our shit. We can talk about the gas!!!!
We got bean pies, moon pies, cup cakes–
All that!!!!!
I also need some incense, some “Like Cool Water” body oil, and a 10′ diameter leather medallion of Africa in red, black, and green.
@ROZZA
BEAN PIES? THROW SOME HAM AND BACON ON MINE. I’M ALREADY PAST THE FIRST 3 SLICES. WORKING ON THE 4TH LIKE A CHUBBYKINS. THEY DID THE THANG TO THIS PIZZA!!
YES WE HAVE BEAN PIE, SWEET POTATO PIE, APPLE PIE, WE GOT ICE CREAM AND MILKSHAKES!!!
@ Q
FOR YOU @ LARGE PIES FOR $8.50.
NOT MADE WITH GOBERMENT CHEESE!!
Ti-Ti WILL BE HERE WITH THE TOE RINGS SHORTLY..SHE ALSO GOT THEM V.A.C. COSMETICS
WE GOT THEM BRASS KNUCKLES Y’ALL
POOKIE CAME THROUGH!!!
GOOD LOOKING POOK!
@sxyQ: My dog would rather be naked than wear store brand.
WE OFFERING UP BAIL
WE GOT THEM BONDS AND THEM HOUSES ON LEINS!!
TRUDIVA
YOU EXERCISING FOLKS, MY GUINEA PIG ROOTBEER HERE, HAS BEEN FOAMING AT THE MOUTH AND SHAKING VIGOROUSLY LIKE A PIPE HEAD FOR 3 DAYS. NOW I DONT WANT TO OFF HIS ASS. BUT I DONT KNOW IF ITS THE DRY FOOD I GAVE HIM, OR IF HE’S POSSESSED. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. THINK IT WILL WORK ON ANIMALS? IF SO, HOW MUCH?(reaching into my wallet, counting my stack. anything for lil’ ole rootbeer)
We got cool Water, We got Sexy on the beach, Canel, We got J-Ho, We got some mo’ Holla at cha girl! WE GOT MOTHER OF PEARL DIAMONDS AND BACK DIAMONDS
We selling those Cash Money Homes Incense.
Jasmine, Cherry, etc.
We selling DTV Converters!
@IJM and Diva: Y’all know June Bug ‘n ‘em? They usually have the real stuff like red kool aid with lemon slices in it and Lemonheads.
WE GOT THEM FISTS AFRO PICS!!
WE GOT THEM KENTE CLOTH CLOTHES!!
@ Rozza
You ain’t see June Bug’s table in the back. You better GWAN girl, Hook a left at the murses!!
GET YOUR MAN A MURSE AND BABY WIPES HERE!!
Ok let me get a carton make that two.
Do you guys really sell this stuff?
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“I’m a hustler babe,
I just want chu to know.
It ain’t where I been–
it’s where I’m ’bout to go!!”
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!
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Whoever is buyin’ the burial plot–you is hella wrong for that shit! I almost wasn’t gone sell it but hell, I’m ’bout my bidness! Plus– grandma ‘nem be aight! Just ease her in the casket–I KNOW SHE STIFF!….I KNOW!!
By the way–the casket’s gone run ya $200.00
I’ll throw in the liner for another $25.00 if ya act now!
**lookin around for Po-po**
Hurry up!
Hurry up! I ain’t got all day!!!
@IJM
WELL LOOK HERE PIMPIN, I NEED THAT TOE RING IN MY LIFE PRONTO!!! GET ME LIKE 2 BRASS KNUCKLES. I ROCK DOME’S WITH MY BARE HANDS, BUT I NEED FOR NIGGA’S TO FEEL THE REAL EFFECT, KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING?(LOL)
@ROZZA
SHO’ NUFF LIKES THE FINER THINGS AS WELL. SO AS LONG AS THE “SALES FROM THE HOOD” IS GOING ON, I’M GONNA HOOK HIM UP. AFTER ALL, HE IS MY BABBBAYYYY!!(LOL)
I NEED LIKE 3 OF THEM CASKET. IM HOLDING 2 IN THE BASEMENT. MAKE EM BOTH CHERRY OAK. YOU JUST NEVA KNOW WHAT MAY HAPPEN. NEED TO KEEP EM ON RESERVE.
YOU EXERCISING FOLKS, MY GUINEA PIG ROOTBEER HERE, HAS BEEN FOAMING AT THE MOUTH AND SHAKING VIGOROUSLY LIKE A PIPE HEAD FOR 3 DAYS. NOW I DONT WANT TO OFF HIS ASS. BUT I DONT KNOW IF ITS THE DRY FOOD I GAVE HIM, OR IF HE’S POSSESSED. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. THINK IT WILL WORK ON ANIMALS? IF SO, HOW MUCH?(reaching into my wallet, counting my stack. anything for lil’ ole rootbeer)
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Ima tell yoos a secret!
**looking around**
PSST–come mere, come mere!!!!
Alls you got to do, is to take some Tussin, rub it on his back while spittin’ at the moon on the fourth of September at 11:14 am!
That’ll cure ‘em!
If not, send that mofo this way–I’ll chop him up for some bacon, pig’s feet and chitlins’
Lol!!!!!!!!!
I have been looking for a Baby Phat fanny pack with a Roca Wear baby tee to wear with some Apple Bottom jeans and hot pink Timberlands.
@ Q
You racking up in here tonight. You tab is up to $550
How you payin that
And we do take McDonald’s Snack Wraps as payment.
@ Rozza
Our Boosters are unloading the truck!!! Give us 10 minutes to set up.
Um..We got fur coats. We got that fox, sheep and rabbit fur
@DIVA
TOO MANY STEPS TO REMEMBER. TELL YOU WHAT..(handing rootbeer over) YOU CAN DO WITH HIM AS YOU PLEASE. JUST DONT NO GUINEA BACON ON MY PIZZA PIE!! LOL
@ Where de at—
Lookie, here! Since this is the day-after-the holiday, I’m gone and hook you up–
I got…like 3 carton’s of Newport 100’s that I can sell ya but you have to take this carton of Kool Mild’s, too!
Whatdoyasay??
Ooooohhhhh Rozza
We got 3 pairs of the Hot pink
What size you need Momma??
Pssst…IJM, Diva! Y’all got any of those black velvet paintings with the glow in the dark afro-wearing zodiac characters in the different sexual positions? My brother needs it to go with the black light in the living room of his skank-tuary
@IJM
YOU KNOW I GOT A SHOPPING HABIT LIKE A MUH’ SHAWTY. CHECK IT OUT, I CAN WRITE YOU A CHECK RIGHT, BUT YOU CANT DEPOSIT IT UNTIL WEEK AFTER NEXT.
@IJM: 9 1/2, girl! 9 1/2!
ROZZA–
I gotchu!
I gotchu!!!
Tell ya what–I’ll give ya aaaaaaallll that plus–
**looking thru box that just came out the trunk of the Impala Ray-Ray nem drivin**
I can give you the VHS tapes of Boys in Da hood and Skool dayz too!
What’s up??
Can you all get me a moped for cheap?? I want the red or black one
@ Im Just Me
you got some J’s # 9,11,and 13?
ROZZA–
Tell ya fam he can get it but he gotta take the Jesus picture and the zodiac sign one, too!
I’ll thow in a red AND purple light!
WE aim to please up in here!!!!!!!!!
HOT PINK!
9.5 coming for Rozza
Are you taking these headbands too?
@ 1TruDiva how much you want for them?
WE GOT THE BLACK LEOPARD VELVET PAINTING…WE GOT TWO FOR $50.
Hell yeah we got J’s.
Shoot—
We got K’s, L’s and M’s too up in here!!
We runnin a back to school special on ‘em, too!
@ Where dey
We got all Jordans
And we got the Jordan’s Air Force
We got all sizes including children’s and infants.
Let me know how many.
@ 1TruDiva how much you want for them?
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$30.00! But hurry up fo the Po-po show up!!!!
OH SHYT
SHARNIKA IS BACK
WE GOT TAP SHOES, DRUMS, ALL INSTRUMENTS, BALLET SLIPPERS, LEOTARDS, BALLET BARS, STUDIO MIRRORS.
WE GOT THAT DJ EQUIPMENT Y’ALL.
I’m JUST A DIVA FLEA MARKET IN DA HOUSE
@1TruDiva I’ll take them.
@I’m Just Me let me get 2 #9, 4 #11, and 3 #11 all in size 6 1/2
That’s the name of our joint–
I’m Just a Diva enterprises!
@IJM and Diva: I’ll take errthing I requested, plus the throw-ins! Everyones is going to be so happy – I have done burfday and Christmas shopping all at once! And I can’t wait to look at them VC-arra tapes. And the headbands are just in time for my cousin’s wedding too!
*digging in pockets* I have $75 in quarters and some Taco Bell Gordita coupons. Here ya go!
3 #11= 3 #13
@ Where de–
Didn’t you tell me your auntie was tryin’ to get a church up and going?????
Let her know that I got a “Do this in rememberance Of Me” table!
If y’all want it, I’ll throw in 200 Docta Martin Luffa Tha Kang funeral fans and a baptismal pool!
You KNOW I do’s baptisms too, right??
Lket me know somethin’
Holla atcha girl!!!!!!!!
Do y’all got any of those platform shoes for babies? I think it’s important to teach little girls how to mold the arches of their feet before they get to even walk.
@ Rozza
You do know taco Bell coupons come with a stipulation that we eat it and blow it up in ya house. Shyt we gotta handle our biz somewhere.
@ Where dey
I got you they are coming off the truck now.
Lead Man Man to your awaiting vehicle.
HEY HEY HEY…Y’ALL CANNOT PARK IN FRONT OF THE HYDRANTS AND THE LOADING ZONES
*mumbling to self*
Cott daxn animals!
@ Rozza–
It’s always a pleasure doing bidness witchu!
Tell yo aunt nem we got them Beyonce wigs, too!
Got ‘em in muave, honey blonde, and sexual chocolate!
Those are our hottest sellin items!!
@ Rozza
WE WILL ONLY GET TWO PAIR OF THEM BABY HOOCHIE SHOES…SO YOU BETT STICK AROUND. I DON’T SUPPORT THEM ISHES!!
WE GOT STRIPPER POLES AND A SELF LEARNING DVD
WE GOT VCR AND DVD PLAYERS
WE GOT SUPA SOAKER WATER GUNS!!!
Do y’all got any of those platform shoes for babies? I think it’s important to teach little girls how to mold the arches of their feet before they get to even walk
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We had ‘em but Britney Spears siter bought all 17 pair!
We can getchu some chinese slippers, though!
let me know!! Let me know!!!
We hit up Vick’s place a few weeks back!
We got Rot’s, pitt’s and even a couple of poodles!
Just let us know what’s up!
@ WE GOT
LEE KIM HERE NOW ARCHING EYEBROWS, DOING TIPS: ACRYLIC, UV GEL, SHE EVEN WAXING MOUSTACHES, LEGS AND BIKINI LINES!!!
SHE AIN’T HERE ALL DAY… GET TO STEPPING.
AND SHAWNTELL JUST ARRIVED TO START HOOKING UP Y’ALL HAIRS!!!
Do you have a variety pack of colored do-rags? Also how much
@ DIVA
I GOT TWO PAIR OF THEM BABY SHOES FOR ROZZA!!
TAE TAE JUST BROUGHT EM IN!
We got birds, worms, pigs, and a mufukkin iguana!
We had a crocodile but he didn’t survive the trip!
RIP!
@IJM: Do you have baby hoochie wigs? I need the mini Mary J Blige and one Baby Mama Combs in platinum.
@ 1TruDiva
yeah I’ll let her know but she cheap though I’ll get back witcha LMAO
$.99
FOR 5 COLORED DOO-RAGS
$.15 FOR EACH ADDITIONAL
RIP
CROC!!
@ The other Diva–
WE got doo-rags, slouch socks and biker shorts!
Whatchu want?
We gib ‘em to ya but you gots to change yo name, though!
I can even getchu another =birth certficate.
Just let me know, something!
let me know, homey!!!
Lol!!!!!!!!!!
I’ll take the shoes from Tae-Tae!
@ DIVA
We fittin’ to cut that croc up and make some shoes and purses
STICK AROUND Y’ALL WE BOUT TO HAVE THE EXCLUSIVE!!
WE GOT SCHOOL SUPPLIES Y’ALL
AND SOME OUTFITS FRESH FROM YOUR LOCAL SEARS!!!
WE GOT GRANDPA’s HOUSE SLIPPERS!
THE KIND THAT SCRATCH WHEN THEY SHUFFLE ALONG!! AND ARE SHINY ON TOP
WE GOT POOL TABLES, BALLS AND CUES
WE GOT FISHING TACKLE
ALSO WE GOT MAN MAN GIVING LESSONS ON HOW TO LOAD YOUR POOL CUE INTO YOUR PILLOW CASE FOR MAXIMUM EFFECTIVENESS!!
@im just me
I want a whole box of the do-rags at that price. Shit I can double my money
I am all shopped out! I am going to hit the rack, now, but keep going on the Moonlight Madness Sale! Doing great!!!
@im just me
I want a whole box of the do-rags at that price. Shit I can double my money.
Awwwwwwwww damn!
I didn’t know we still had some mini wigs left>
Damn!
And I just order 24 more.
OK–Rozza–
Wees havin’ a special on dem wigs!
Buy two platinum ones, and the Tyra lacefront is yours!!!!!!!!!!!
Shaniqua’ll hook you up!
See her over there settin’ up shop!
She right next to Lim Phung–the lady doing mani’s and pedi’s!
I KNOW you see her!!!
@ Rozza
Please stop by our food court on the way out!!
WE SELL ERRTHING BUT SWINE!!
I got some lightbulbs that just came in along with some hair bows and 12 cans of sardines!
@ I’m Just Me
Let me get 1 bottle of grey goose, some cranberry juice, 2 apple wraps, some pineapple now n laters, a bag of Doritos, and a cherry fanta
@ FAKE DIVA
NO DOUBT…REQUAN IS BY THE LOADING DOCKS READY TO LOAD UP YOUR VEHICLE.
WE GOT THREE BOXES AT THAT PRICE FOR YOU!!!
WE DO TAKE MCDONALD’s HOT FUDGE SUNDAE’s AS PAYMENTS BUT ONLY UP TO $10.00
I’m ’bout to be up ouuta here y’all. I gotta check my floor and make sure everything’s OK.
IJM–
Hold it down for a sista. I just changed my name a-dam-gin! Lol!!
You guys have really made my night and I enjoyed it.
Thanks for all the sales. A portion of our earnings are going to the “I’m Just a Diva” charity. In case you haven’t heard of it–it’s a non-profit organization to help young Diva’s become entrepreneurs!
Good night all!
And as always, please be safe!
@ 1TruDiva
she said she will get that table if you throw in 20 folding chairs and a 10 pack of usher gloves.
Yes we are always thinking about the babies.
We do offer scholarships to the best high schools in the country.
I’m Just a Diva is closing up shop for the night. We gotta get home to the chil’ren.
If there is something you want that we don’t have, holla and we will get it for you.
Have a safe night and no drinking and driving
And we will be here the same time tomorrie night!
@ Where de at–
Tell auntie nem it’s a deal but she gotta let me perform all the baptismals for the next year but please gives them chirruns a bath–specially fore Easter. We can’t have a rang ‘roun the baptismal pool!
Lol!!!!!!!
Good night, BOSSIPers!
**1Trudiva has left the building**
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Diva and IJM ya’ll heffas need to get together do a skit and put that shit on Youtube!!!!!!!!!!! I have officially laughed my ass off like for real!!! I had to start at the beginning for my husband so he could read! He was like, “okay babe, them chicks is funny as hell”!! Goodnight silly girls! Love ya’ll!
i would fucc this man for breakfast, lunch and dinner … he would be my workout plan. SMDH .. this the kinda chocolate that i DO want going straight to my hips.
thandie has put on weight and looks much better, i luv the dress.
He is not cute or sexual chocolate at all! He always looks like his nose just got broken.
I honestly don’t see the attraction to this guy at all.
Idris got that sex appeal thing on lock! fasho
he is the f*cken sexiest thing walking on this earth! God bless that! Thanku bossip!
He is looks like some warm chocolate that will melt in your mouth. So so sexy!!!
He’s okay I guess…he looks too much like my dad…*shudders*
I am very dissapointed that you all are making a racist ignorant comment into a joke or a word that you would use every day. I’m done with this site and heading straight to Medaitakeout. com (they talk trash) but at least they don’t further that racits tripe. That was very wrong, immature, belittling, hurtful, and ignorant. I don’t know what kind of lighter skinned, white, or confused people run this site, but that was a disgusting comment. I’m going to ask all m friends to protest this “fake” “black” media site. To label a certain color of people with a derogatory word is disgusting and clearly racist. Why call Kelly a “darkbutt” she did nothing to deserve that! I’m going to blow this up as MUCH as I can! Racism in any form should not be tolerated! You guys are what is helping to separate black people and further a superiority complex! You guys are pure IGNORANT!
GOD TOOK HIS TIME MAKING THIS MAN, YES FATHER!!
@Wehavetostopthis!…
What are you referring to??