Random Ridiculousness

Posted on September 2nd, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Michael Jackson, News, The Swirl

Posted by Bossip Staff

Some British tabloid is reporting that Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson are “secretly” seeing each other:

We really shouldn’t be surprised at anything when it comes to Michael Jackson. But we have to admit we were shocked when we found out he’d been on a string of dates with Pamela Anderson. The odd couple seem to have bonded over their love of plastic surgery and have been hooking up in Malibu. We hear the big-boobed babe is a massive fan of Michael… and it seems the feeling is mutual. A source said: “It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger.

Michael is such a private person. He gets nervous when he thinks people are following him around, so he chose somewhere neutral for their first date. “They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar.”

We know that Michael is a white girl lover, but dating sex fiend Pamela Anderson? Come on now, if MJ is hittin that, kudos to him, but for some reason this is hard to believe. He probably hasn’t had his little wee wee up in a real woman in a minute.

Source

Stories We Like

Jessica White & Irina Shayk Shut Down Vegas in Dazzling Cocktail Minis for Super Bowl XLVI

Men of a Certain Age: The Pros and Cons of Dating Much Younger and Older Guys

Willow Has Nothing to Whip Back and Forth After Big Bold Chop

Elephant Man Charged With Rape & Assault In Jamaica

Our Favorite Barbie Nicki Minaj Covers Wonderland Magazine in Dope Lilac Lipstick, Pink Wig & Sick Threads

Dangerously In Love: Warning Signs To Protect Your Heart From Harming You

M.I.A. Flips The Bird During Super Bowl Halftime Show, NFL & NBC Apologize

Currently Trending: Ultra Feminine Sandals (6 Slammin’ Pairs, From SUPER Cheap to Designer Splurge!)

Diddy's Ciroc Super Bowl Ads [Video]

Quiet On The Set! Celebs Who Secretly Hooked Up At Work

« Previous Story Next Story »

Hannibal

…
Aye

yuck!
Hannibal

ARE U SAYIN U DIDN’T SEE THIS COMIN…
http://www.yabaz.com yabaz

thats just nastyyyyyyyyyy

————————————-

http://www.yabaz.com, the NUMBER 1 gossip directory
JorgeOoOoOo

Its not only hard to believe but its untrue. People make up all sorts of stories now a days. It doesn’t have to be true, now if their is some proof like pictures, that’s a different story. Michael Jackson like touching little boys not women….sorry mike. He still makes great music though.
swoosh

yeah, yeah, yeah
VeeZee

Who would even give Michael the time of day? It looks like he has bad breath. UGH!!
Mandah, what thee hell?

i could see why thy would meet in secret

they both have interchangeable body parts

they like to hang out occasionally and play mr. potato body

lol

im done lol
Suga Mo

Thats not Pam older sister?… I’m lost…..LOL
Way 2 Grown

DEAD
Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (R.I.P Louis Vuitton: 1978-2008. You will be missed. She leaves behind a Fendi Clutch and a Chanel Purse)

In the words of Flavor Flav (Wooooowwwwwww!!!) 2 white women on a date. What is this world coming to?
http://www.gravatar.com Re

Uhm…this is the same guy who brought a midget with him to a date with Madonna. I mean, come on now…
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* My beautiful black sisters..its time to form a coalition…b/c according to many we have become the antichrist

wait wait wait a damn min!!! WHAT???!!! where did they meet a plastic surgeons office?? No this can not be true.

Plus we are all still trying to decide if Michael is still a man
I’m Just Me- 25 OFFICIALLY!! BTW: NU sucks hardbody!!!

This is gross. Seriously who wants to f*ck 2008 Michael Jackson. No one. Nucca don’t even have a nose. Whatever!! This sounds like a bunch of BS!
Nita

@eddiedollars215, that’s cold, man. it’s too bad your physical breakdown is right LOL
Just Sayin

Dat Nicca look like a uncooked Chittlin…

I mean… Dammmm who cut off the circulation to da nicca’s skin?
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80 NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…Have I ever told yall how much I LOVE Chris?……… (R.I.P Mook)

HEY RE!!!!

Who’s boo-tay is that? Did you have major BDAY FUN?!?!?
Certain

Hell yeah. GO MIKE. I can’t blame him.

LOL@ him looking like an uncooked Chittlin. HAHAHAHAHA
Moreaces

Mandah, what thee hell?(Check me out!)

i could see why thy would meet in secret

they both have interchangeable body parts

they like to hang out occasionally and play mr. potato body

lol

im done lol

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

So very Dead
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80 NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…Have I ever told yall how much I LOVE Chris?……… (R.I.P Mook)

Just Sayin…

Why you say he was runnin’ low on Platelets?
I’m Just Me- 25 OFFICIALLY!! BTW: NU sucks hardbody!!!

Her boobs are two different sizes in the pic too. plastic surgery nightmares continue.
I’m Just Me- 25 OFFICIALLY!! BTW: NU sucks hardbody!!!

@JJJ

Love Smooth Criminal

So Annie are you okay, are you okay Annie!
I’m Just Me- 25 OFFICIALLY!! BTW: NU sucks hardbody!!!

@ Q

I think he was really with Lisa Marie.

They were all nakkey and hugged up in that video. I think she is the only one though.
http://www.gravatar.com Re

Nikki! Thanks for the Birthday

Lol, I don’t know who’s bootay, but it was so pale I had to get it on here. It should be a crime to have a butt so pale.

And the birthday…. It was fun until we went to this crowded lounge with burgeouis ppl. Concieted left and right…but the highlight was looking better than everyone else, lol. I’ll send you the FEW pics I have tomorrow.
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* My beautiful black sisters..its time to form a coalition…b/c according to many we have become the antichrist

I would rather pass a kidney stone than to think of the two of them going at it…and again I ask..who does his hair????
Ermy Erm (*sigh* Back to work already?)

*mega barf @ he look like the crypt keeper*

Who could ever come close enough to like, ner i say kiss those decrepit lips and post mordem (sp) skin? I dont believe it!

NAY..I SHANT!!

Morning Everyone
Encyclopedia Brown

gross
Ms. Toson

I find it rather hard to believe that Michael Jackson would ever want a female aside from his former pets as a friend let alone a potential lover.

I can not even see Pam Anderson even being interested in him at all.
Jaxon

Hi Erm, EB, Re

Love me some Michael but he is completely A-SEXUAL to me… What could she have that he wants? Can’t pay her to make more babies for him? Publicity? Not so much… They are probably friends SMH at the media hype
Jah Jah Pson

HE JUST TRYING TO GET TO HER SONS…
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80 NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…Have I ever told yall how much I LOVE Chris?……… (R.I.P Mook)

Re…

Make sure you send them to me!!1

KZZME…is my fav…but she can get cut too…
Ermy Erm (*sigh* Back to work already?)

hey Jaxon:)….<—ima name my daughter that..love the spelling

Hey KZZ
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80 NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…Have I ever told yall how much I LOVE Chris?……… (R.I.P Mook)

ERM!!!
http://thumbsnap.com/v/hJSxpF6W.jpg mz.cee

Pure comedy, if theres any truth to this… SMH!
Ermy Erm (*sigh* Back to work already?)

Hey Nikkster….

yall i feel like i ain been to work in so long..its a shame really…i gotta get back n2 the swang of thangs…

*huggin KZZ cuz she so loveable* !!!
Ermy Erm (*sigh* Back to work already?)

NIKK!!! i got off early Friday and feel like i been off a week! i forgot my code to get in the office….*was buggin cuz i set off the alarm*

embarrasking
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80 NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…Have I ever told yall how much I LOVE Chris?……… (R.I.P Mook)

Dang Homie…I had to have IT reset my password but NEVES have I set off the alarms….how long you been off? LOL!!
Ermy Erm (*sigh* Back to work already?)

I only been off since Friday LOL…i got off what time i got here and i have 3 codes and i got them all jumbled up puttin them into the wrong thang today. i got the gate code, elevator code and alarm code. LOL

Man i called the security office and they was like…um WE KNOW u set it off. im like..well dang sorry…i was hella embarrassed. whole buildin whompin cuz of me
Lush-Us Lipps

Ewwwwe! Just the thought of it almost made me vomit in my mouth! Yucky!!!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80 NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…Have I ever told yall how much I LOVE Chris?……… (R.I.P Mook)

Ooohhh WOW!!! That is semi embraskin’…
Ermy Erm (*sigh* Back to work already?)

girrrrl…ppl was like omg who set off the alarm, and im lookin stupid talkin bout, idk but i know they embarrassed…..*sigh*
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80 NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…Have I ever told yall how much I LOVE Chris?……… (R.I.P Mook)

LOL!!!

*I heard it was Sarah ole ignant ass*
http://thumbsnap.com/v/hJSxpF6W.jpg mz.cee

@I’m Just Me

This is gross. Seriously who wants to f*ck 2008 Michael Jackson. No one. Nucca don’t even have a nose. Whatever!! This sounds like a bunch of BS!

———— ————- ———–

LMAO
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80 NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…Have I ever told yall how much I LOVE Chris?……… (R.I.P Mook)

mz.cee…

That IJM is a fool…
http://www.gravatar.com Re

@Jaxon and Kzzme

Hey hun!

@Nikki

I will…
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80 NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…Have I ever told yall how much I LOVE Chris?……… (R.I.P Mook)

ERM…

So is MJ a dark butt?

Re…you better!! I need to peep my folk in all her flyness
Suzette

I thought this was a blog about black people.
Somer

Despite what you may think on Pam, I think she truely loves her sons. I don’t think she would subject them to the likes of MJ just for a little publicity.
Jaxon

Hola MzCee and Sugar Walls…

Vicky are you here yet?
Jaxon

@Somer

She as subjected them to alcohol fueled fights b/t her and Tommy and Kid…just b/c you love your kids does not always mean you do what’s best for them…
Ermy Erm (*sigh* Back to work already?)

*Puke @ u for givin me a mental pic of his butt at all!* @ Nikkster

and idk if he got a dark butt…*pondering* is it just his face, arms and hands that have the *skin disease*? ma
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80 NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…Have I ever told yall how much I LOVE Chris?……… (R.I.P Mook)

Im just saying…did he pay for the Head 2 Toe…or did he just dip extremities?

I wonder what MJ’s balls look like….are they pink?
Another day

She better lock her two sons up before Tommy has to break a guitar off in his @ss!
Ermy Erm (*sigh* Back to work already?)

OMG NIK WTH!!!?? AHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH

*dead indeed!*
Jaxon

Everybody…say Hi to my cuz…I told her to come join the fam!!!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80 NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…Have I ever told yall how much I LOVE Chris?……… (R.I.P Mook)

No…does anybody know if MJ’s balls are pink like his lips?
Jaxon

NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…Have I ever told yall how much I LOVE Chris?……… (R.I.P Mook)(Check me out!)

Im just saying…did he pay for the Head 2 Toe…or did he just dip extremities?

I wonder what MJ’s balls look like….are they pink?

____________________________________________________

@ Pink?!?! DEAD!! LMAO

I can see him going for the full package…he seems like the type to do it right…like marrying his egg donors!
Ermy Erm (*sigh* Back to work already?)

Nik u killin me wit these images…stop it AT ONCE!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80 NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…Have I ever told yall how much I LOVE Chris?……… (R.I.P Mook)

Okay yall I quit cause that almost made me vomit in my mouth….I need some salt water…I got the ‘waters’ in the back of my throat….

Jaxon…LOL @ Mike not half-steppin….
Redd Tony aka Earth Sign {Its time for a Revolution)

“The odd couple seem to have bonded over their love of plastic surgery and have been hooking up in Malibu.”

_______

LMAO!!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80 NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…Have I ever told yall how much I LOVE Chris?……… (R.I.P Mook)

ERM….

His penis is prolly like a cat…you know a white kitty cat with pink privates….
Jaxon

@Nikki…

Random ridiculousness indeed!
Da R

OH, PLEASE. that queen is not dating pamela anderson, or any WOMAN, for that matter. we all know which way MJ swings, don’t try to act like y’all don’t. i know you guys can’t possibly believe this story.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80 NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…Have I ever told yall how much I LOVE Chris?……… (R.I.P Mook)

I know…and I quit….

Sorry Mr. Jackson for making speculations on the color of your erectile tools…
Da R

“british TABLOID”- HELLO!!! there’s your first clue.
Yuck Fou

GTFOH…this thing is more fixed than a Harlem Globtrotter basketball game.
Ermy Erm (*sigh* Back to work already?)

I got the ‘waters’ in the back of my throat…

His penis is prolly like a cat…you know a white kitty cat with pink privates….

*DIED 10 TIMES OVA!!!* graphic ass…LMFAO

@ KZZ…girl i don rememba the w/e…it was a blur and so was comin in to work this mornin!
Ermy Erm (*sigh* Back to work already?)

who in the blue fuk would wanna fuk michael?

i mean really? *vomit*
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* My beautiful black sisters..its time to form a coalition…b/c according to many we have become the antichrist

hey ermy!!
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* My beautiful black sisters..its time to form a coalition…b/c according to many we have become the antichrist

“who in the blue fuk would wanna fuk michael?”

——————————————————————————————————

sh*t not me I would rather turn to ash..besides like I said we are still trying to decide if he is still a man
Jessica

By the looks of his hand I doubt he has a little wee wee and what a disgusting thought to even consider… Yuck! Anyway whatever floats their boats by her history one can only assume this will fail like the rest of her relationships. & It seems like Pamela’s into white guys too Michael included.

J~
Ermy Erm (*sigh* Back to work already?)

Hey cutey patooty!!

turn into ash eh? LMAOOOOOOO *had a flashback of the movie *the mummy*
I’m Just Me- 25 OFFICIALLY!! BTW: NU sucks hardbody!!!

@ Suga

She definitely has Hep. C but I don’t know about the gift that keeps on giving.
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* My beautiful black sisters..its time to form a coalition…b/c according to many we have become the antichrist

lol @ ermy
blkmoto

DEAD!

I died crying reading this post and all the comments. Wow. This was some funny ish. Just what I needed…LOL
femme_fatale

Gross
SMDH

Maybe it is true. I did hear that she was dating someone in Dubai but I heard it was some rich prince, not Michael. Maybe the rich prince is a cover-up!!!
maddzzu (Home of Da Scandalous BIG BAD LOS ANGELES!!!) .

This to me is kind of hard to believe . Considering she was married to Tommy Lee aka ANACONDA. Unless its purely platonic.
Ermy Erm (*sigh* Back to work already?)

what up IJM, SMDH

still laffin @ Nik…water in the back of ur throat…craziness…pure dee craziness
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80 NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…Have I ever told yall how much I LOVE Chris?……… (R.I.P Mook)

LOL@NIK being a loser…

Hey I promise I got that spittal in the back like at any moment Im gonna have to hit the garbage can (cause I cant make it to the bathroom….and even if I could the thought of what goes on there would have me chuckin…right now
Ermy Erm (*sigh* Back to work already?)

TMI DAMMIT!!! @ Nik
kenya

note to pay: lock up the kids or twenty years from now, they’ll be telling all in a book.
terri

I don’t beleive this. Pamela likes to recycle her men. Tommy lee and pam were back together, the last time I checked. If if fizzled already, I hate to see these two white women together. Gross!
kenya

i meant pam
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80 NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…Have I ever told yall how much I LOVE Chris?……… (R.I.P Mook)

LOL….be glad it aint tops and bottoms…
Somer

@JAXSON……….I don’t know a person alive who have not seen their parents fight except the one’s that never met their father. Sujecting your kids to molestation is something else. That is life long theropy. Besides, I don’t believe this rumor.

It would not surprise me if MJ tried to get at her cause preditors love going after single mothers with small kids.
CRACKADDICT

IF TRUE MIKE IS THE MAN!

I THINK MIKE HITS ALOT OF BROADS

B/C EVEN AS WEIRD AS HE LOOKS THERES HO’S THAT WOULD DIE TO BE WITH MIKE …HELL FOR THE RIGHT PRICE HALF OF YOU WOULD BE WITH HIM NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY
Lady elle

As germaphobic as Michael Jackson is I doubt he’s messing with Pamela Anderson….ew
Z

I am ridiculously bored and nodding off atwork. someome talk to me.
Cage

@ Z: LOL you should be happy you get paid to do so little… Sneak out to the car and take a nap…
Shootingstar

I wonder how Tommy Lee feels about the idea of his prepubescent sons being exposed to Micheal Jackson.
I’m Just Me- 25 OFFICIALLY!! BTW: NU IS THE BEST…WE LOVE YOU NU….DIVORCED 10/25/04 and REMARRIED TO THE BEST…HOLLA!!!!!

WHAT UP ERMY

@ KZZ A little thank you!!
I’m Just Me- 25 OFFICIALLY!! BTW: NU IS THE BEST…WE LOVE YOU NU….DIVORCED 10/25/04 and REMARRIED TO THE BEST…HOLLA!!!!!

@ Shooting Star

That is a daxn good question.
RJ

can this really be classified as “swirl”?? Mikey ain’t been black since the 80′s…
RJ

and we all know Pam likes to get her back broke on the regular… Mikey probably had his surgically removed years ago…
Moanmyname(no sausage in my dumplings)

lol at this article line “bonded over their love of plastic surgery”..yeah rite!!
Just Sayin

Chittlin Man…
dapro11

At least we know Mike Jax is still black

A black man’s weakness, a big tittied white girl
FURIOUZ STYLEZ

GTFOH! HE AINT HITTIN THAT!

THEY SECRETLY SEEIN’ EACH OTHER WHEN THEY GO TO THE SAME FUCCIN PLASTIC SURGEON’S OFFICE
squomp

come oooon yall…. you know mike aint had none since it had him.

billy jean was prolly his last…. and HE was even disputing THAT!!
SimplyLee

Who deflated her right tittie??? Maybe this is why he is sickly and rolling around in a wheelchair. Pam has Hep C.
VivaciousDivah

I don’t believe it at all! We just have to watch her tell-all show on E!, Pam: Girl on the Loose, to see what’s really poppin. I’m sure Tommy Lee is the only man in the picture…!!
Whitey

You n!ggers stay away from our women! Sick of it!
Faraj

This is like rubbing two pieces of plastic together.
Ling Ling

i could see why thy would meet in secret

they both have interchangeable body parts

they like to hang out occasionally and play mr. potato body

lol

im done lol

HAHAHAHAHA….I LIKE THIS EXPLAINATION.
http://itscrazee.blogspot.com/ DinaLee

Michael ain’t thinking about this woman. He just wants access to her little boys.
JJ

I can just see a movie spoof for this, the Baywatch music playing, Pamela comes running down on the beach in her bikini, and then Michael comes running behind her in a Bikini with a surgeons mask on, then she stops to embrace him and he runs right pass her to play with the lil boys in the water.
maddzzu (Yeah Palin is an ex beauty queen……. BUT CAN SHE WHOOP MICHELLEZ ass???)

LUVIN DINA LEEZ COMMENT !!! LOL
sam

cool
http://myforexfx.info Melvin Matthews

honestly liked coming upon your post…

Bossip | Gossip for the Hardcore | Black Celebrity & Entertainment News

Ladies, Can We Watch?: RihRih Asks Ochocinco’s Permission To Get In Evelyn Lozada...

Throwback Chop: A List Of People That Chopped Down Celebrities Before They Were Famou...

TwitterFiles: Bin Laden’s Ex-Cutty Buddy Kola Boof Says She Rides Kimora Lee Simmons...

“Basketball Wives Beef”: Laura Govan Says She Will Never Speak To Shaunie O...

For The Fellas: Evelyn Lozada Brings Her Newly-Engaged, Puerto Rican, Reality Show Cakes T...

For The Stans: Beyonce Working Hard To Get That Pre-Blue Ivy Baawwwdy Back [Photos]

For Discussion: Is Drake Crossing The Line By Constantly Dating His Peers’ Ex-G...

Twit Pic Of The Day: Rihanna Gets “Thug Life” Tattoo On Her Knuckles And Sends...

Triple X Bangers: The Hottest Black Adult Movie Stars In The Biz…Would You Wife Any Of The...

What Were We Thinking?! The Dumbest Fads Ever Started By Rappers

Hot Ink: A Gallery Of Celebrity Tattoos That Are Actually Pretty Freakin’ Hot

Black Casts Ain’t Extinct Yet: A List Of Some of The Best All African American ...