Random Ridiculousness
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Some British tabloid is reporting that Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson are “secretly” seeing each other:
We really shouldn’t be surprised at anything when it comes to Michael Jackson. But we have to admit we were shocked when we found out he’d been on a string of dates with Pamela Anderson. The odd couple seem to have bonded over their love of plastic surgery and have been hooking up in Malibu. We hear the big-boobed babe is a massive fan of Michael… and it seems the feeling is mutual. A source said: “It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger.
Michael is such a private person. He gets nervous when he thinks people are following him around, so he chose somewhere neutral for their first date. “They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar.”
We know that Michael is a white girl lover, but dating sex fiend Pamela Anderson? Come on now, if MJ is hittin that, kudos to him, but for some reason this is hard to believe. He probably hasn’t had his little wee wee up in a real woman in a minute.
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thats just nastyyyyyyyyyy
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Bossip ya wrong for this one…hahahahaha
Its not only hard to believe but its untrue. People make up all sorts of stories now a days. It doesn’t have to be true, now if their is some proof like pictures, that’s a different story. Michael Jackson like touching little boys not women….sorry mike. He still makes great music though.
yeah, yeah, yeah
He probably hasn’t had his little wee wee up in a real woman in a minute.
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BOSSIP WOULD KNOW!
Who would even give Michael the time of day? It looks like he has bad breath. UGH!!
i could see why thy would meet in secret
they both have interchangeable body parts
they like to hang out occasionally and play mr. potato body
lol
im done lol
@ Bossip….He probably hasn’t had his little wee wee up in a real woman in a minute.
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*DEAD*
LMAO!
Thats not Pam older sister?… I’m lost…..LOL
DEAD
In the words of Flavor Flav (Wooooowwwwwww!!!) 2 white women on a date. What is this world coming to?
Pamela Anderson is a w*****, but somehow, I just don’t get the sex vibe on this one. Sounds like a publicity ploy. Or someone trying to make ‘just friends’ into something bigger.
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Uhm…this is the same guy who brought a midget with him to a date with Madonna. I mean, come on now…
that ***** went from a black man to white dude to a unisexual (i don’t even know if thats a word) to an extra from the planet of the apes to a cross between the crow and one of them zombies from thriller… DAMN…
@JorgeOoOoOo wrote, “Its not only hard to believe but its untrue. People make up all sorts of stories now a days. It doesn’t have to be true, now if their is some proof like pictures, that’s a different story. Michael Jackson like touching little boys not women….sorry mike. He still makes great music though.”
There has never been any credible evidence that Michael Jackson is a pedophile. He’s *****ed in the head, and has a lost childhood, but that doesn’t automatically mean pedophile.
The white guy who is currently on trial for raping that little boy and girl repeatedly after killing their mama, mama’s boyfriend and older boyfriend — HE’S a pedophile. Mike is just on another plane, *****ed up, but I really believe he thought he was protecting them boys when he put them in that room with the only exit being his room.
We can only pray, that there is NO sex tape.. just ewwww
wait wait wait a damn min!!! WHAT???!!! where did they meet a plastic surgeons office?? No this can not be true.
Plus we are all still trying to decide if Michael is still a man
This is gross. Seriously who wants to f*ck 2008 Michael Jackson. No one. Nucca don’t even have a nose. Whatever!! This sounds like a bunch of BS!
@eddiedollars215, that’s cold, man. it’s too bad your physical breakdown is right LOL
Dat Nicca look like a uncooked Chittlin…
I mean… Dammmm who cut off the circulation to da nicca’s skin?
The power of money…
HEY RE!!!!
Who’s boo-tay is that? Did you have major BDAY FUN?!?!?
Hell yeah. GO MIKE. I can’t blame him.
LOL@ him looking like an uncooked Chittlin. HAHAHAHAHA
Mandah, what thee hell?(Check me out!)
i could see why thy would meet in secret
they both have interchangeable body parts
they like to hang out occasionally and play mr. potato body
lol
im done lol
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So very Dead
Bossip says:
We know that Michael is a white girl lover…..
Who told you that? I personally think he’s a virgin. Virgin or not Michael has never given any indication he loves any woman of any race. And don’t even try to use those fake a$$ marriages to Lisa Marie and Debbir Rowe where he didn’t even live with either of them.
Just Sayin…
Why you say he was runnin’ low on Platelets?
I love Michael for what he does… he is a great performer, and his music is awsome; but that is as far as it goes! He is a mess.
Anyway, my favourite MJ tunes to listen to are Dirty Diana, Smooth Criminal, among many others…
Her ***** are two different sizes in the pic too. plastic surgery nightmares continue.
I DONT BELIEVE THAT MICHAEL HAS EVER REALLY SEXUALLY BEEN WITH A WOMAN IN HIS LIFE.
@JJJ
Love Smooth Criminal
So Annie are you okay, are you okay Annie!
@ Q
I think he was really with Lisa Marie.
They were all nakkey and hugged up in that video. I think she is the only one though.
Nikki! Thanks for the Birthday
Lol, I don’t know who’s bootay, but it was so pale I had to get it on here. It should be a crime to have a butt so pale.
And the birthday….
It was fun until we went to this crowded lounge with burgeouis ppl. Concieted left and right…but the highlight was looking better than everyone else, lol. I’ll send you the FEW pics I have tomorrow.
I would rather p***** a kidney stone than to think of the two of them going at it…and again I ask..who does his hair????
*mega barf @ he look like the crypt keeper*
Who could ever come close enough to like, ner i say kiss those decrepit lips and post mordem (sp) skin? I dont believe it!
NAY..I SHANT!!
Morning Everyone
gross
@I’M JUST ME
GIRL, I DONT EVEN THINK THAT HE DID THE HORIZONTAL POLKA WITH LISA MARIE. I THINK IT WAS ALL FOR SHOW SO THAT WE WOULDNT KEEP LOOKING AT HIM FUNNY. I’M A MICHAEL FAN TO MY HEART, BUT I THINK OLE’ JOSEPH F*CKED THEM KIDS HEAD UP!!
I find it rather hard to believe that Michael Jackson would ever want a female aside from his former pets as a friend let alone a potential lover.
I can not even see Pam Anderson even being interested in him at all.
Yes, Pam is a w*****.
but bossip, have you really ever seen Michael Jackson’s piece? and WE all know that he loves white woomen
TO ME: it seems as if Pam Anderson, is desperate. She goes from man to man, and I have heard that she has the package! It is the gift that keeps on giving.
NOW on Michael Jackson, boo protect yourself, we wouldn’t want more body parts falling off
“WHATEVA”! And how about that is not MJ! this is crazy!
@bossip
LMAO! a slap in the face for Kanye and all the other brothas who wanted PA…. broad’s got bad taste in men!
Hi Erm, EB, Re
Love me some Michael but he is completely A-SEXUAL to me… What could she have that he wants? Can’t pay her to make more babies for him? Publicity? Not so much… They are probably friends SMH at the media hype
@SUGAR: (HUGS)! Love your gravy!!!!!!
@ERMMMMYYYY! Heeyyyyy….(big hugs)!
HE JUST TRYING TO GET TO HER SONS…
Re…
Make sure you send them to me!!1
KZZME…is my fav…but she can get cut too…
hey Jaxon:)….<—ima name my daughter that..love the spelling
Hey KZZ
ERM!!!
Pure comedy, if theres any truth to this… SMH!
Bossip wrote “Kudos to Mike for getting with Pam”
Bossip are you serious, Pam has lived with and done just about EVERY celeb in Hwood Black and White ..From *****nio Hall to Kid Rock!! Pamela also has H E P A T I T I S which means she probably has some other I N C U R A B L E diseases.
Hey Nikkster….
yall i feel like i ain been to work in so long..its a shame really…i gotta get back n2 the s***** of thangs…
*huggin KZZ cuz she so loveable* !!!
Mike is confusing our children peoples. Just the other day my son watched Thriller Video when mike was Black, then he saw a video when Mike was White and then he saw that Jet Mag issue of Mike looking like a Hot Tranny mess. My boy is so *****in confused, he don’t know if Mike Black or White, a woman or a man or Gay or Straight. I must turn off that idiot box (***Thinking out loud***)
NIKK!!! i got off early Friday and feel like i been off a week! i forgot my code to get in the office….*was buggin cuz i set off the alarm*
embarrasking
Dang Homie…I had to have IT reset my p*****word but NEVES have I set off the alarms….how long you been off? LOL!!
I only been off since Friday LOL…i got off what time i got here and i have 3 codes and i got them all jumbled up puttin them into the wrong thang today. i got the gate code, elevator code and alarm code. LOL
Man i called the security office and they was like…um WE KNOW u set it off. im like..well dang sorry…i was hella embarr*****ed. whole buildin whompin cuz of me
Ewwwwe! Just the thought of it almost made me vomit in my mouth! Yucky!!!
Ooohhh WOW!!! That is semi embraskin’…
girrrrl…ppl was like omg who set off the alarm, and im lookin stupid talkin bout, idk but i know they embarr*****ed…..*sigh*
LOL!!!
*I heard it was Sarah ole ignant ******
@I’m Just Me
This is gross. Seriously who wants to f*ck 2008 Michael Jackson. No one. Nucca don’t even have a nose. Whatever!! This sounds like a bunch of BS!
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LMAO
mz.cee…
That IJM is a fool…
@MS.SUGAR WALLS
HEY MOMMA!! WHAT IT IS??
LMAO!!! man…what a start to my day….
still cant believe Bossip referrin to Kelly Rowland as a dark butt…wth Bossip? push out the negativity, embrace the positivity.
@Jaxon and Kzzme
Hey hun!
@Nikki
I will…
ERM…
So is MJ a dark butt?
Re…you better!! I need to peep my folk in all her flyness
I thought this was a blog about black people.
Despite what you may think on Pam, I think she truely loves her sons. I don’t think she would subject them to the likes of MJ just for a little publicity.
Hola MzCee and Sugar Walls…
Vicky are you here yet?
@Somer
She as subjected them to alcohol fueled fights b/t her and Tommy and Kid…just b/c you love your kids does not always mean you do what’s best for them…
*Puke @ u for givin me a mental pic of his butt at all!* @ Nikkster
and idk if he got a dark butt…*pondering* is it just his face, arms and hands that have the *skin disease*? ma
Im just saying…did he pay for the Head 2 Toe…or did he just dip extremities?
I wonder what MJ’s ***** look like….are they pink?
She better lock her two sons up before Tommy has to break a guitar off in his @ss!
OMG NIK WTH!!!?? AHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH
*dead indeed!*
Everybody…say Hi to my cuz…I told her to come join the fam!!!
No…does anybody know if MJ’s ***** are pink like his lips?
NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…Have I ever told yall how much I LOVE Chris?……… (R.I.P Mook)(Check me out!)
Im just saying…did he pay for the Head 2 Toe…or did he just dip extremities?
I wonder what MJ’s ***** look like….are they pink?
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@ Pink?!?! DEAD!! LMAO
I can see him going for the full package…he seems like the type to do it right…like marrying his egg donors!
Nik u killin me wit these images…stop it AT ONCE!
Okay yall I quit cause that almost made me vomit in my mouth….I need some salt water…I got the ‘waters’ in the back of my throat….
Jaxon…LOL @ Mike not half-steppin….
“The odd couple seem to have bonded over their love of plastic surgery and have been hooking up in Malibu.”
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LMAO!!
ERM….
His ***** is prolly like a cat…you know a white kitty cat with pink privates….
@Nikki…
Random ridiculousness indeed!
OH, PLEASE. that queen is not dating pamela anderson, or any WOMAN, for that matter. we all know which way MJ swings, don’t try to act like y’all don’t. i know you guys can’t possibly believe this story.
I know…and I quit….
Sorry Mr. Jackson for making speculations on the color of your erectile tools…
“british TABLOID”- HELLO!!! there’s your first clue.
GTFOH…this thing is more fixed than a Harlem Globtrotter basketball game.
@RE: I wouldn’t write to you earlier cuz I didn’t know it was you…WTH?????? A white butt though! LOL!
@NIKU: Love you too! but guess what, we will be some cutting heffa’s! LOL I don’t understand I gave you Blair months ago..and now you after Mrs. Elba’s man. DAMN! LOL!
ERMMMMY: Why do I feel like I could go home and go to bed and that’s what i’ve been doing all w/e…. LOL!
I got the ‘waters’ in the back of my throat…
His ***** is prolly like a cat…you know a white kitty cat with pink privates….
*DIED 10 TIMES OVA!!!* graphic *****…LMFAO
@ KZZ…girl i don rememba the w/e…it was a blur and so was comin in to work this mornin!
I think that they may sincerely be friends. I don’t see Michael having sex with anyone who is known for producing a sex tape. I think he’s far too paranoid for that. But being friends, yes, I think its def. possible, both, yes, despite their faults, have a childlike air about them…
PA has been looking for publicity though…
And if this is how she is getting it, more power to her… More people need to be open about wanting to ***** Michael…
who in the blue ***** would wanna ***** michael?
i mean really? *vomit*
hey ermy!!
“who in the blue ***** would wanna ***** michael?”
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sh*t not me I would rather turn to ash..besides like I said we are still trying to decide if he is still a man
By the looks of his hand I doubt he has a little wee wee and what a disgusting thought to even consider… Yuck! Anyway whatever floats their boats by her history one can only *****ume this will fail like the rest of her relationships. & It seems like Pamela’s into white guys too Michael included.
J~
Hey cutey patooty!!
turn into ash eh? LMAOOOOOOO *had a flashback of the movie *the mummy*
@ Suga
She definitely has Hep. C but I don’t know about the gift that keeps on giving.
@IJM: You feeling a lil better??????????
lol @ ermy
DEAD!
I died crying reading this post and all the comments. Wow. This was some funny ish. Just what I needed…LOL
Gross
Maybe it is true. I did hear that she was dating someone in Dubai but I heard it was some rich prince, not Michael. Maybe the rich prince is a cover-up!!!
@SMDH: This is true I don’t put anything past anybody, BTW they do call it Hollyweird!!
IJM & NIKKU: ARe both LOSERS!
This to me is kind of hard to believe . Considering she was married to Tommy Lee aka ANACONDA. Unless its purely platonic.
what up IJM, SMDH
still laffin @ Nik…water in the back of ur throat…craziness…pure dee craziness
LOL@NIK being a loser…
Hey I promise I got that spittal in the back like at any moment Im gonna have to hit the garbage can (cause I cant make it to the bathroom….and even if I could the thought of what goes on there would have me chuckin…right now
TMI DAMMIT!!! @ Nik
note to pay: lock up the kids or twenty years from now, they’ll be telling all in a book.
I don’t beleive this. Pamela likes to recycle her men. Tommy lee and pam were back together, the last time I checked. If if fizzled already, I hate to see these two white women together. Gross!
i meant pam
LOL….be glad it aint tops and bottoms…
NEW STORY BOSSIP…PLEASE
@JAXSON……….I don’t know a person alive who have not seen their parents fight except the one’s that never met their father. Sujecting your kids to molestation is something else. That is life long theropy. Besides, I don’t believe this rumor.
It would not surprise me if MJ tried to get at her cause preditors love going after single mothers with small kids.
IF TRUE MIKE IS THE MAN!
I THINK MIKE HITS ALOT OF BROADS
B/C EVEN AS WEIRD AS HE LOOKS THERES HO’S THAT WOULD DIE TO BE WITH MIKE …HELL FOR THE RIGHT PRICE HALF OF YOU WOULD BE WITH HIM NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY
As germaphobic as Michael Jackson is I doubt he’s messing with Pamela Anderson….ew
Stop bull*****tin bossip… Ya’ll know Mike dont like women like that.. Last I checked, Pam didnt have the ***** of a 12 yr old boy…
I am ridiculously bored and nodding off atwork. someome talk to me.
@ Z: LOL you should be happy you get paid to do so little… Sneak out to the car and take a nap…
I wonder how Tommy Lee feels about the idea of his prepubescent sons being exposed to Micheal Jackson.
Hey Z!!!
You know I do ***** at work too!! Nice pic BTW…what did you eat today?
WHAT UP ERMY
@ KZZ A little thank you!!
@ Shooting Star
That is a daxn good question.
can this really be cl*****ified as “swirl”?? Mikey ain’t been black since the 80’s…
and we all know Pam likes to get her back broke on the regular… Mikey probably had his surgically removed years ago…
lol at this article line “bonded over their love of plastic surgery”..yeah rite!!
Chittlin Man…
At least we know Mike Jax is still black
A black man’s weakness, a big *****ied white girl
SO NOT TRUE !! You got to be freakin kidding me about this one Bossip. Pamela would never go that low,trust me! I feel bad for him because that’s probably his fantasy and people got it all twisted LoL
GTFOH! HE AINT HITTIN THAT!
THEY SECRETLY SEEIN’ EACH OTHER WHEN THEY GO TO THE SAME FUCCIN PLASTIC SURGEON’S OFFICE
come oooon yall…. you know mike aint had none since it had him.
billy jean was prolly his last…. and HE was even disputing THAT!!
Who deflated her right *****ie??? Maybe this is why he is sickly and rolling around in a wheelchair. Pam has Hep C.
watch our mike, this chick is broke and makes sex tapes. don’t let her put your thriller stoke on youtube.
I don’t believe it at all! We just have to watch her tell-all show on E!, Pam: Girl on the Loose, to see what’s really poppin. I’m sure Tommy Lee is the only man in the picture…!!
I feel bad that mike has sacrificed his entire life to making music and doing his best to bring happiness to our lives through music and dance and YET people are so *****i n selfish and DONT want him to be happy under an cer*****stances “hes good enough to give us music, but dont dare try to have ANY type of private social life, No Women, No Men, but we will be quick to believe his sex life with little boys, but Women, NOPE too incompetent (rolling eyes), Dont date Mike IF YOU HAVE KIDS, CUZ WE ALL KNOW MIKE DONT CARE ABOUT HIS KIDS SAFETY AROUND A HEPITITAS B W*****! MIKE, ITS TIME TO DEAL YOURSELF A HAND, EVEN IF IT IS THE HAND OF PAM ANDERSON
You n!ggers stay away from our women! Sick of it!
Pure Bull *****
Michael sold his little ***** to Sony along with the Beattles catalog in 2005
This is like rubbing two pieces of plastic together.
i could see why thy would meet in secret
they both have interchangeable body parts
they like to hang out occasionally and play mr. potato body
lol
im done lol
HAHAHAHAHA….I LIKE THIS EXPLAINATION.
michael is *****in the ***** out of that *****!
Michael ain’t thinking about this woman. He just wants access to her little boys.
I can just see a movie spoof for this, the Baywatch music playing, Pamela comes running down on the beach in her bikini, and then Michael comes running behind her in a Bikini with a surgeons mask on, then she stops to embrace him and he runs right p***** her to play with the lil boys in the water.
LUVIN DINA LEEZ COMMENT !!! LOL
I LIKE PAMELA,BUT I DONT THINK ITS TRUE,THEY MAY JUST BE GOOD FRIENDS,PEOPLE TODAY NEED TO STOP JUDGING OTHERS,IF SHES WITH HIM ,THATS WHO SHE WANTS TO BE WITH WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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***** this mike is not screwing pam just like he never screwd lisa marie, brooke shields or debbie rowe or tatum o neal ***** this mike is a *****got straight up but hey who wants pamekla anderson she has hepatitis c.
honestly liked coming upon your post…