Random Ridiculousness

Posted by Bossip Staff

Some British tabloid is reporting that Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson are “secretly” seeing each other:

We really shouldn’t be surprised at anything when it comes to Michael Jackson. But we have to admit we were shocked when we found out he’d been on a string of dates with Pamela Anderson. The odd couple seem to have bonded over their love of plastic surgery and have been hooking up in Malibu. We hear the big-boobed babe is a massive fan of Michael… and it seems the feeling is mutual. A source said: “It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger.

Michael is such a private person. He gets nervous when he thinks people are following him around, so he chose somewhere neutral for their first date. “They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar.”

We know that Michael is a white girl lover, but dating sex fiend Pamela Anderson?  Come on now, if MJ is hittin that, kudos to him, but for some reason this is hard to believe. He probably hasn’t had his little wee wee up in a real woman in a minute.

Source