Probably Ray J…LMAO! seriously…Ray J.

Ray J my gosh

Oh Second—yeah!

NAN ONE!…they all look a bit on the “touched” side, but i’d brush Lloyd’s silky hair

Hey Lauren!

well the all only come up to my…OOOOH!

they

none unless i wanted a midget orgy!!

good morning all..TGIF!

Hey Girls!!!

Id hit Bobby V…

slow down….I just wanna get to know you

STILL mad at Fonzie…

*SECRET* I used to LOVE Flex Alexander

HEY LAUREN!!

ROZZAAAAA!!! HEY MOMMA!! HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING?

Ray J!! I have seen his work

GM Finesse….TGIF INDEED!!!

KZZ!! NIKKSTER!! HAPPY FRIDAY AND WHAT NOT!!

RAY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

i would hit all three one with a baseball bat, the next with a claw hammer, and the last with a shovel…

LMAO @ hey girl…wow….so violent…..hahahhah dang

Ummmm…. Imma go with my boo LLOYD!!!! HEEEY BOOO!!!!!!

Good Morning Ladies!!!!!!

Cee-Lo’s pants are about to die….from strangulation…

yeowwwwwwwwwwwwwww im ready to go hizommmmme….*huggin KZZ cuz i’m feelin extra chipper today*

HIYA SWEET CHEEKS!!

MORNIN’ NIKKI!

SWEET CHEEKS!

KZZME!!

Ray J while Bobby V and Lloyd sing

Ray J of course. That was too easy. How you gonna have us choosing between a man and two boys?

lol @ mandah you CRAZY!

And, Bobby–standing there looking like he can’t find his boarding pass!!

*CORPSE*

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@KZZ

(stomping foot hard) DAMMIT WHY YOU ALWAYS CATCHING A NEGROE? LMAO. I THOUGHT I DID BETTER YESTERDAY. SHEESH!!!!!(LMAO)

@TRUDIVA

WHAT IT IS YO, AH WUZ UP?? LOL. WHAT YOU DOING ON SO EARLY? I WROTE THAT BLOG JUST LIKE I TOLD YA I WOULD!! LMAO.

Hey Ladies!!! happy Friday!! woo woo!!!

MANDAH!! HEY GIRL!

I gotta go with BoBBy V. Ray J is eewww since he messes with Whitney he is finished.. lloyd??? nahhhhhhh Bobby is short but he reall can git it

These men are all suspects for doin the butt dance…literally.

And Rick Ross must of been there to provide security, make sure everything was in order….teeheehee….

MORNING LADIES!

DON’T ACT LIKE YOU WOULDN’T LET RAY J HIT EITHER! I KNOW YA’LL SAW THE VIDEO!

NEVA WOULD I LET RAY J HIT. HE SICKENS ME!!

Leave Bob alone…him just scared a lil….

KZZ…you know why I liked Flex? Peep the name…no need for change!!!

SWEET CHEEKS, Ermster, sxyQblondie, 1TruDiva, Ms. Philly…hello Ladies

Goodmorning to all:

Nikki

Kzzme

Ermy Erm

Lauren

Mandah

1TruDiva

Envy Me

Jaxon

Cutie Pie

Aunt Viv

Rozza

Intuitive Pisces

….and everyone else. HAPPY FIRDAY!

they look like 3 ewoks from star wars

Oh oops, hey IJM as well!

Ms. Philly(Check me out!)

MORNING LADIES!

DON’T ACT LIKE YOU WOULDN’T LET RAY J HIT EITHER! I KNOW YA’LL SAW THE VIDEO!

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well kim k must really be the biggest hoe cause it appeared se was sleepin on ole dude…. it dont matter if you got that magic stick but u dont know how to * ahem* wurk it lmao!

ugh…i can’t stand neither one of these wackorific boys…Bobby is bugging with that leather jacket if its hot in NY, I know it is a scorcher in LA I really wanted to go to the BMI Urban Awards this year…:(

no better yet 3 wet gremlins!!!

Hey!!!!

@ Re

@ Ermy

@ Mandah

@ Nikki

@ Kzz

@ Sxyq

@ Ms. Philly

hey mrs.Re! lol lookin like mya’s prettier sister!

daxn friday is like some good herbage cause i feel happier that a mutha lol!

@DIVA

WELL COME ON WITH IT THEN!!LOL

male dark butts

HEY CUTIE PIE!!

Hey Cutie pie!!!

@1TruDiva, oh im game and my 1 vote goes to Redd Tony Aka luciousness aka Earth sign…..he could get it all day

@MANDAH

LOL..GIRL YEAH EARTHSIGN IS A RATHER GOOD LOOKING BROTHA ISNT HE?

Nikki! What up Holmes, lol.

@Mandah…thanks babe Its Friday…I’m glad I made it cause I’ve been ready to get my punch on this past week…as in, a single punch to the back of the head of a certain co-worker….

hiya Slim….happy fry-day!

lol @ nikki

he really is looking like a con in that pic

What we have right here is the “barf”-ateria of male pulchritude. Stop boosting these gross skanks, we want some real men. I am sick of these weak ass ho-hags.

all these brothas make good music cept fo ray j. he just make dirty movies

lmao @1Trudiva saying “I would break myself off first”

Hey Slim!!!

Like he has a Tommy Gun but no bullets….

“Here I say…I say…Im gonna need you to bent over see” -Ray J with a Swisher in his mouth…

So was Rick Ross working undercover that night? I see he’s got the “street” clothes on. His badge is under shirt.

@KZZME

MKAY MMMMKAY. I’M GUILTY. IF YOU LOVE ME, YOU GET ME SOME HELP. HOW’Z ABOUT HABITUAL FLIRT COUNSELING? WHADDYA THINK ABOUT THAT?(LOL)

I would not let Ray J hit cause I saw the video. The tip of his d!ck was all ashy & scally looking. Something about it just don’t look right.

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ROFL

Ray J all day.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNTINS SHOMONDO!!:-)

the Simmonses look very cute but the TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT frock is a TAD MUCH…

ROFL @KZZ SWINGING RIGHT HOOKS EARLY IN THE A.M.

NONE

the dress was apparently designed under the LSD influence…Drugs r bad…mmmnkay…

Get me in a bed with RayJ!!

@MANDAH

LOL…GIRL IT WORKS IT WORKS.

ROFL @ NIKKI’S GLOK IMPERSONATION

Re…

He was wired up…tryin to get the word on when Bobby and Luda’s new song is coming out…

Hot Sauce, have you nothing better to do?

“I would not let Ray J hit cause I saw the video. The tip of his d!ck was all ashy & scally looking”

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EWWWWWW!!!! he got iguana d**k

Eww! No one really. But Lloyd look most creepy :S

@DIVA

GIRL I’M ON MY KNEES PRAYING FOR YOU RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT (kneeling down in front of bed..”dear Lord..where do I begin…..lol)

@KZZ

GIRL…TELL ME ABOUT IT!!

Good morning sxyQ. You good? I’m tired and feelin mad bummy right now.

Hey y’all! This topic blew up! My previous comment is awaiting moderation (whatever the hell that means). I put up a link that gives detail about Sarah Palin and I think it needs to be spread around. It is sarahpalinexposed.com – check it out!

1Tru…

Real talk..Ray J look grimy like he would steal the condom back and wash and reuse….

@SHOMONDO

THIS MORNING IS STARTING OFF TO A GOOD DAY. I SLEPT OKAY LAST NIGHT SO I’LL HAVE MAD ENERGY FOR THE DAY. WHY YOU FEEL BUMMY LUV?

Rick Ross is Mr. T’s cousin. FACT.

@ Nikki: What makes you think he would wash it?

lloyd looks like gonzo from the muppets

1Tru…

You wouldnt do a MJ spin on his head…

HEY Shomondo!!!

Hey Rozza!!!

cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I just adore organic jelly beans mmmmmmm (Check me out!)

“I would not let Ray J hit cause I saw the video. The tip of his d!ck was all ashy & scally looking”

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EWWWWWW!!!! he got iguana d**k

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o m g yall shot out!!! lmao!!

sxyQ, cutie pie, Kzzm, Nikki, Re, Mandah, Diva, Finesse, and Lauren: You guys are on fire this morning! Iguana dick!!???!?!?!?!? Too funny!

Happy Friday!

Oshie…

LOL!!! Cause I gotta give him SOME credit…

hey rozza!!!

kudos for putting people on blast this early morning

Good Morning, Shomondo!

NIKKI ROZZA HIIII. Good to see your lovely faces. I’m up on here all day today DAMN workin, nicca in pain.

Nikki, I wouldn’t give him any credit, he probably wouldn’t give me a towel afterwards. Whatta jerk.

Hi cutie pie.

@cutie pie: The Sarah Palin Exposed website will open up everyone’s eyes! I hope we spread the website around!

Oshie….

HA!! He wouldn’t lovingly wipe your butt and other special areas? You know that’s when you got a dude when he wipes you…before himself…

i think i am in love hot sauce is so gangsta!!!

HEY ROZ MY V.A SISTER!!I JUST PULLED THE PAGE UP. WATCHING AND BLOGGING ALL AT ONCE.LOL

Kesha….

Ray J would take the condoms back….

@NIKKI

You know that’s when you got a dude when he wipes you…before himself…

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LMAO. TO THAT I SIMPLY SAY..”SHOULDERS, CHEST, PANTS, SHOES!!”

I guess I wouldn’t get no more real dyck if these are my choices *stocking up on AA batteries*

HEY KESH KESH!! HOWS IT GOING THIS MORNING?

OMG kesha!!! I worried about you and man I just don’t care!..how are you doing

1Tru…

Hannibal…Imma beat his ass when I catch him…he is too bad.

I said mine the other day…not saying it again…

WIPE ME DOWN… LOL!!! but tru story…

@KZZ(pulling out reverse punishment form) I’M ISSUING YOU A CITATION MISSY!! LOOK AT YOU BEING THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK!LOL

@ cutie pie. Thank You.

@ kzz thats right baby talk dat talk nicca NEED dat rite now lol.

Hey Kesha!

Nikki…

….Rick Ross has the code word ready in case the sting blows up. Code word: Big Willie style.

“@cutie pie: The Sarah Palin Exposed website will open up everyone’s eyes! I hope we spread the website around!”

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not to judge a book by its cover but at first glance at ms. vp i knew she had skeletons in her closet that could not remain in the closet…and this is who represents for republicans..I always said the rich one’s were the real psycho’s

The most romantic thing a guy ever said to me, as he handed me a towel, was “sorry about your eye”.

Kesha Weesha!!!

yanib(Check me out!)

I guess I wouldn’t get no more real dyck if these are my choices *stocking up on AA batteries*

=================== dead!!!

@KZZ

“NOW SHALL I TELL THE TRUTH AND THE WHOLE TRUTH…WHEN IT COMES TO THOSE I BE PIMPIN LIKE IM SUPPOSE TO!!”

LMAO!!

I would do neither. All three of em got the kind of music I would listen to while a real nicca is breaking me off.

HEY BE REAL!! WHATS GOING ON WITH YOU? I COSIGN WITH YOU ON LUDA DAMMIT!! LOL

@KZZ

NO MAAM. NOT ALL THE MENZ. CAUSE YOU KNOW THERE ARE THOSE FEW THAT DESERVE TO ROT!!(JUST SERIOUS..LOL)

I was watching American Gangster the other night on BET and they did a story on the guy rick ross took his name from..officer ross is so damn unoriginal he took the guys entire look..bushy ass beard and all. The only difference between the two is that the real ricky ross is a lot smaller than poodle-eating officer ross.

talking about he went to jail for slinging drugs..no boo you went to jail to punch in your time card.

Re…

Like the whale right? Not his penis right?

Oshie…

You damn fool!!! LOL!!

KZZMERGHTTHERE(I SAY TGIF WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT)! PICK UP A SPLIFF AND BLAZE!(Check me out!)

@SQ: But see I just be playing and stuff LMAO! I always play with Shomondo like that! you on the other hand be talking to all the MENS! all day like that! YOU DAMN FLIRT! LOL!

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naw naw naw, aint nobody got nuthing on miss dana dane when it comes to flirtin!! somebody almost bought a plane ticket last i heard!!! lol

Bobby V is cuter but Ray J is probably more freaky!! lol I’d say Ray J

@Kzzm: You know that boy’s mySpace page has been severely edited or pulled, and his friends have been threatened – I mean briefed – about not saying anything. Teenagers living in Alaska probably have nothing to do but get drunk, play hockey, and screw.

Sarah Palin was someone who said Hillary neede to stop whining about harsh media coverage, but when the shoe is on the other foot, she is outraged at the media coverage. Crazy!!!

Cutie Pie,

Officer Ross uses the beard because it would be the perfect cover up from his life of crime clean-ups. You know, those pics that surfaced where he looks like his name is Alfred?

@Kzz – I don’t blame you for changing your gravie, some of these people are crazy.

Ever sense I saw Hannibal’s picture I will never be surprised at another gravie, thought for sure he was going to be 2 feet tall with troll like features because of some of the things he says.

@Sxyq – YOu know you are a big time flirt!

I finally get to rest since coming from vacation and school started yesterday. They are trying to work me like a hebrew slave here!

@cutie pie: “…The only difference between the two is that the real ricky ross is a lot smaller than poodle-eating officer ross.

talking about he went to jail for slinging drugs..no boo you went to jail to punch in your time card.”

He EATS POODLES!?!?!?!?! I am dead right now! That is too funny!

I can confirm…KZZ…is a breezy

“Officer Ross uses the beard because it would be the perfect cover up from his life of crime clean-ups. You know, those pics that surfaced where he looks like his name is Alfred?”

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LMAO…he looked like he loved him some cakes and pies

@sxyQ: How you be up in here?

KZZMERGHTTHERE(I SAY TGIF WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT)! PICK UP A SPLIFF AND BLAZE!(Check me out!)

@SQ: All Men get praise in your book! stop lying! (HUGS)!

@Shomondo: O.k Baby then here you go, ” kzz will rub your head ever so gently until you want me to stop, while kissing and caressing your neck with my tongue” is that o.k Shomondo? how you like that SQ?????????

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ooooooooooooooooooooooooh im telli mama!!! lol

Nikki…I think his penis may be short/stubby, and fat. I can just see it now…

Rick Ross uses his beard to make sure his snacks don’t escape.

CP & Re…

A LA MODE….ALWAYS…

Of course the Bad Boy..Ray J all day!

Rick Ross uses his beard to make sure his snacks don’t escape.

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LMAO! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD, I LAUGHED SO HARD….Rozza you’re a fool….

Re…

And the hair is it salt n pep? Is it chunky? Does it have crabs?

Rozza…

“Hello jello…glad to see you stayed nice and cool”

Lloyd all the way

AWWWWW KZZZZ KISSING PEOPLE AND STUFF, I NEVER SAY STUFF LIKE THAT. AND GOING WITH MANDAH TO TELL RIGHT NOW!! LOL

Thanks for giving us that link Rozza. I was trippin on the Republicans trying to support Palin and her pregnant daughter so that was real funny how they were caught on tape talking shady about her when they thought the cameras were off. They need to put that on blast like they did Jesse Jackson!

“Rick Ross uses his beard to make sure his snacks don’t escape.”

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ROFL!!LOL

Ray J all day every day baby!

Toccara, Toccara, Toccara…Girl, PLEASE start dress to completment your shape!!! You’re an upside down trangle…(aside from your breasts) you have broad shoulders and narrow hips…learn to balance out.

Christine Milan looks lovely in that dress

I like Nicole Murphy’s dress. That’s the style Toccara should be wearing.

HEADING TO THE MALL TO SHOP BEFORE WORK. LOL. I GOT A HABIT, NEED SOME NEW KICKS. BE BACK AFTER 11:30

I also have announcement Rozza:

My math teachers feet look like baked potatos.

Nikki…

…I’m thinking lint balls, and small chunks of cheese.

@ kzz aint gon want you to stop OH NO do what you do baby, do what you do. Im up on here today so when your gravie come up I will see it. You gon have me in search of in every post LOL.

@Bookworm: I am hoping that enough of us pass the link around, not just here, but to our friends, other blog sites, and even media elements that use websites for info. And I hope and pray that the National Enquirer gets in that ass just like they did John Edwards – and he wasn’t even running anymore!!!!

hey aunt viv!! happy friday

Re…

Like Cottage or string?

Bobby Valentino, got that Puffy grill, always a tad bit open.

@Re: “…I also have announcement Rozza:

My math teachers feet look like baked potatos.”

Not only am I crying right now because it was funny as Hell, but I had an Earth Science teacher who had the same feet!

Shomondo & KZZ…

Please continue…I have all day…

mz.cee…

See that’s why I like you…it was only you and I on Young Bob….

@ Nikki Sorry in advance for how you gon be feelin on 9/15/08 the day after da brownies get the smack down by the 412 in prime time. Gon make for a long monday for ya at the J O B LOL. Once more, sorry in advance.

@ kzz & shomondo

readind your comments remind me of the zane erotica noir book and site…very nice

@ cutiepie,

Girl, you are the sweetest. I’m good. No damage. Only no electricity But, i’m camping at my sister’s place until i can go home to lites!

Has anyone heard from Man, i just dont care? I wonder how he’s holding up…i was worried about him too!

Hey Aunt VIV!

@ SxyQ,

what’s up mama? Have you been bahaving in my absence, lol?

Hey NU!

Hey RE!

Morning Aunt Viv. Your day off to a good start? I hope so.

he he he Ms. Nikki, that Bobby V. huh, ummm I used to dig the Flax dude too… not anymore tho!

Hey Mzcee! What is on your weekend agenda?

*Flex dude*….

@Nikki

GROSS! LOL, no strings, I’m thinking chunks, like feta cheese.

@Rozza

LOL. Last night I went to my math class, and I already hate math as it is, so I went to the front of the class intent on paying attention and passing with an A. My teacher, who seems to always say, “As a matter of FAC,” and please RESPEC….” It’s like she can’t finish her sentences.

Then, I got a glimpse of those baked bread lookin feet, and her flats were completely overtaken by her feet…

Hey Mz. Cee

@Rozza – Congratulations on your new job!

@ kesha

thank god!..good to see everything is well and good with you. I know… I hope Man is good too i don’t think he’s been on at all this week

Nann much Ms. Rozza, gotta get my workout on and just chill out, am tired as hell!

Hi cutie pie, mz. cee, shomondo (my day will be much better when it’s 4:30!)!!

@kesha,

glad to hear things worked out with you and Gustav. Sending you hugs and praying for your electricity to come back really soon!

@ kesha

Thank god! i’m so happy to hear that everything is good and well with you. I know…I hope Man is good too..he hasn’t been on at all this week.

@ Aunt Viv,

Awww, you gon make me cry! Thanks sweetie.

@ cutiepie,

I hope he’s ok. baton rouge got more damage than new orleans…i’ma say a special prayer for him. And thanks, ma, i’m good. Just glad to be back to normal (kinda)

@ RE,

I see your new gravie…has anyone ever told you how much you favor Mya? I had to do a double take! Like, why is Mya bloggin with us regular folk, lol!

Does BMI cater for B-List celebs? Quite a few irrelevant folk at this here event…

What ya’ll talking about in here?

I’d have to say Gonzo I mean Lloyd. I hate Ray J with a passion and Bobby V gets triple giggles from me. Yeah long hair, dont care Lloyd but please with the lights off and after a bottle of Patron or Goose and maybe a splif.

none of them bamas … give me mr. fonzworth bentley … all day, ‘erryday … I love that man!

RE, Your new gravie is hella cutie !

KZZ…I’m still waiting for YOUR gravie!

LOL@KZZ

(teasing Shomondo)

Shomondo…

Well I apologize in advance for not being your friend that day…

MYSELF IN THE HEAD WITH A BRICK!!! None of them disease ridden mofos and i thought Bobby was gay!

@Kesha

Thanks! I hope that is a good thing…I heard it once when I was younger, but I hear it more now…she’s from my hood, actually.

@ Diva

Where we concocting that list at?

Thanks Lauren

@ 1 true,

Thanks ma! I’m good. Real good…and blessed!

@RE

Yup, its a compliment…People can say what they want about Mya but they can NEVER say she aint a cutie!

HEY IJM!!! I spoke to you in the other post and nah you up in here! Whats good ma! How you been!?

lol @ kzz

I was actually on Zane’s site yesterday reading the real life freaky sexual encounters stories at work..there was only one good damn story out of the bunch..I have been waiting for her damn follow up to Afterburn..she needs to stop playing with people and get to writing.

IJM…

Where did you get that from? Stop spreading papers on that short cutie…

good morning i’m juse me!!

CP…

Post it…I wanna read some smut

Hey 1TruDiva and Kzzme

@Shomondo: Oh you don’t want Kzz to stop huh! you think you smiling in that pic with your boys! i tell you what this is when a Man has put it down, she walks around the next day wearing a pantyliner because she’s still so WET! how bout that der???is that how Shomondo puts it down????

@Kzz Based on past dealings and the way I got treated after the LUV thing went down Ima say YES. Aint never been with a woman who aint wanted MORE MORE MORE. And about dat walkin round the next day? You would be cancelling ALL other plans, cause you aint hardly gon feel like or be moved to do nothin the next day but be askin & gettin MORE.

@ Mz. Cee

I was actually suppose to go to the BMI Urban ceremony because I am an affiliate so i guess I would’ve been on the -Z list and really really wanted to go..but I was too broke to pay for my plane ticket..oh yea and the ticket to get in.

SMUT! SMUT! SMUT! SMUT! SMUT! SMUT!

Actually, I’d probably just grind on the wall or something. I’d rather not ‘hit’ any of them.

@ Nikki accepted in advance. Of course. Really tho, I know there is a chance I might be the one with the sad face that day, your squad sorta nice. So extend me the same free pass for the day. Thats all I ask.

CP…

The story

Shomondo…

I was thinking the same thing but didnt want to jinx my team…so yes..it will be extended…one boast is permitted okay?

Allow me to pass judgment:

Lloyd looks A-rab

Bobby Valentino is a Midget

Christina Milian is a goddess

Teairra Meri is who???

Mel B. is gorgeous

Diamond is a ghetto piece of _____

Elise Neal would get smashed with a great vengence

Vanessa is good lookin but her sister is ____

Facts

@ Kzz Massage is my specialty. Not trained, I just love to do and the reaction that my skills bring. Ya ready? Head to toe baby I gotcha covered. Like it hard, soft, combo package? Light strokes to front & back of ya thighs, gentle kneading of your feet, strong cuppin of your butt, firmly stroking downnnn, startin at back of shoulders all the way to your lower back & back up time and time again while planting gentle kisses all up and down & around your body?? However you want it baby I gotcha.

He turned me around and ripped off the remainder of my already tattered panties and delivered a dick so heavy in me that I could almost feel it coming though my throat…..

YEAH!!!!

strong cuppin of your butt…

YEAH!!!

lmao @ Nikki

when I read that I was like..damn!!! that is some hella d**k…make you want to call out sick for a month

CP…

What I copied really happened to me…I almost threw up…

*LOOKING FOR PHONE*

Given the choice between either of these three and a shotgun blast to the cranium, I would opt to have my brains splattered on the nearest wall.

lol @ nikki

“Given the choice between either of these three and a shotgun blast to the cranium, I would opt to have my brains splattered on the nearest wall.”

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OUCH!!! ((nodding in agreeance))

hey theseen26!!

off topic: In white people’s news… I just found out that Britney’s momma put her ass on blast in her new book. She said that Britney lost her virginity at 14 years old and not to Justin Timberlake

@theseen26

hey handsome, sup?!

HEY Mr. 26!!!

KZZ…check your e-mail and report back!!!

@ cutiepie….GIRL!! You WRONG (I MEAN SOOO RIGHT) for that one! I needed that story! Was that Zane? That had to be Zane. (note to self, stop and get me a zane book on my way home if i can find an open book store)…wait, what book is this from? I need this in my life!!!

@theseen,

Hey poppie, lol(read cutie’s zane story and you’ll catch on) How are you this loveley friday morning/afternoon??!!

Lloyd…so I can pull his hair…LOL…I’m bad, huh?

Hola errbody!

Lloyd…

What’s the topic of the day?

@CP you need to keep up…that Britney info came out from Britney herself 2 years ago

HEY HEY HEY, WHO DAT I SAY WHO DAT!!??? IM BACK!!

Jaxon(Check me out!)

Hola errbody!

Lloyd…

What’s the topic of the day?

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im wit jaxon what’d i miss?

@theseen – Hey

@cutie pie – girl you gonna stop with thiz Zane!!!

I have a book with a collection of short stories I just keep in my bathroom…whew girl…TGIF!

GOT SOME BAD NEWS, I’LL RUIN YOUR DAMN PLANS, I KNOW YOU ON MY **** JUST ADMIT YOU A DAMN FAN!”(sxyQblondie cant wait til friday)(Check me out!)

HEY HEY HEY, WHO DAT I SAY WHO DAT!!??? IM BACK!!

======================= i guess errybody dipped out for a good min lol

Update -

Cutie Pie is posting excerpts from Zane’s book!!!

@theseen26

Hey! Happy Friday….

lol @ kesha

thats from her site..like I said I’m fiened out for Afterburn 2

hey jaxon!!

@Be real…Thanks looks like I signed on just in time!

@ be real

when I get back from lunch we gonna get into the real ish

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BeReal(Check me out!)

Update -

Cutie Pie is posting excerpts from Zane’s bo

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friday indeed!!!! woo woo woo!!!

@MANDAH

I CALLED MYSELF GOING TO LOOK FOR SOME SNEAKERS. BUT DIDNT SEE A DAMNED THING I LIKE!!

HEY THE SEEN!!

HEY JAXON!!

@ kzz meet ya at the airport. 30 mins. from my spot. Lotions & Oils stocked and ready. Do I need the ostrich feather as well?? Yeah, yeah ostrich feather too LOL.

lunch time!!! BRB yall

@KESH

I HAVE BEEN BEHAVING, WELL A LITTLE(LOL) I HAVENT GOTTEN CAUGHT ACTING UP YET.

Okay…all the freaky women have their travel toys right at their desk..enjoy lunch!!

off topic: In white people’s news… I just found out that Britney’s momma put her ass on blast in her new book. She said that Britney lost her virginity at 14 years old and not to Justin Timberlake

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@ cutie pie: Thank you. I now have the strength to finish my mayonnaise sandwich.

Hey M-Daddy (i missed my baby daddy) how you doing?

@ cutiepie…Dang, she need to come on and get to workin, lol!

I GOT A LION IN MY POCKET, IM LYIN!”(sxyQblondie hate mcdonalds!!)(Check me out!)

@MANDAH

I CALLED MYSELF GOING TO LOOK FOR SOME SNEAKERS. BUT DIDNT SEE A DAMNED THING I LIKE!!

HEY THE SEEN!!

HEY JAXON!!

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lol we done missed a good bit, they got it poppin with some zane… im scrollin up right now! lol

Hey mmmm dadday – Happy Friday!!!

Hey M-Daddy

Ray J all day all night

Yall so nasty!!

Hey Jaxon!!

Hey M DADDY!!

@MANDAH…GIRL DID I HEAR YOU SAY ZANE?? (scrolling up) YEAH WE DONT MISSED SOME STUFF!!LOL

@KESHA

(patting my head..and smacking on some gum) SEE, NUH UH, NUH UH, DIVA DONE WENT AN’ MARRIED ME AND MMMMMM-DADDY THE OTHER DAY. N’ I LOVE YOU N’ ALL, BUT YOU GONE’ HAVE TO BACK OFF!!(LMAO)

HEY MS.CZEE (I ALMOST FORGOT!!)

SCROLLING UP FOR ZANE EXCERPTS…………..

Hey NU…tell me, why do they call you NU? Is it b/c you always rock the NU ish?

Ya’ll always tryin to get freaky on Fridays…guess that telling what the weekend plans are!

@M-DADDY

MAD THAT I HAD TO BE AT WORK. I NEED A GOSH DERN VACATION!!LOL. OTHER THAN THAT, NO ONE HAS PISSED ME OFF UP IN HERE YET. THEN AGAIN, I JUST REALLY SAT DOWN 30 MINUTES AGO. HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING SO FAR MISTER?

Action Jaxon…

I guess cause its short for my name…lazy bums!!

and the ladder reason too

@KZZ

My bad how did I miss you!! lol You are the “loudest” one up on here lol Good morning love

@Kesha

Yeah Im about to read it now

@Ms.Cee

Im good Lovely Lady how are you?

HEY DAPRO!!!HOW ARE YOU THIS AFTERNOON?

@dapro11

I’m 3rd from the top…YES!! It may not be in any particular order but I’m gonna run wit it anyway…

@Nikki..I know I was quoting ATL not N.U. but “new”..nevamind..

CutiePie needs to hurry up and eat her lunch

@NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…When it comes to this cheese yall like three blind mice… (R.I.P Mook)(Check me out!)

Hey M DADDY!!

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Nikki Nikki Nikki…………….. what more can I say???????????????????????

Hey SxyQ! I hate going to the store and not finding anything…

@JAXON

GIRL I WAS PISSED BECAUSE I DONT WAIR SNEAKERS OFTEN. I’M A HIGH HEEL KIND OF WOMAN. BUT WHEN I DO WEAR SNEAKERS, I WANT THEM TO BE FRESH. I COULDNT FIND ONE PAIR!! AND SEE I HAVE REALLY SMALL FEET WHICH MEANS I HAVE TO GET THE CHILDRENS SIZES. NOT A THING. I THINK IM JUST GOING TO ORDER SOME ONLINE.

Jaxon(Check me out!)

Hey M-Daddy

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Hey pretty lady. I know I’ve never told you this, but you are one classy looking lady

Lloyd!! he cgi!!! even though he’s soooo not photogenic.

@KESHA

IT’S OKAY MOMMA, IT’S OKAY. WE’LL LET YOU BRING OVER THE BABY UNDER MY SUPERVISION. ROFL

@dapro11

Whats good you big ole PIMP???

Jaxon…I know…Im just hongrie boss

Jaxon & dapro11…

Im number two (in no order)…Im gonna take a swift jog…

@ Kesha: Gustav got a sister glad to be back at work, I never thought i’d see the day!(Kesha=Michelle Obama Stan!!)

@ M-Daddy,

Hey boo! Nah, whats this i here bout you and sxyQ jumpm the broom in my absence…what in the hell kinda ish is that to do to your baby momma while she out runnin from the storm???? Huh mister…splain yoself pleeze!!!

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Well, you see, what had happened was………….LOL

LOL @ k-ten…I like your gravie name and gravie…

@ sxyQ,

“IT’S OKAY MOMMA, IT’S OKAY. WE’LL LET YOU BRING OVER THE BABY UNDER MY SUPERVISION. ROFL”

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LMAO…that was a good one…huh bruh! I know how you feel!

You gon take the baby school shoppin? Cuz you kno she need some stuf, LOL!

Ray J Slugging!! I saw that tape

@dapro11

Whad up?

Thanks for the Shout Out…

Hey, I was wondering why do you use that particular screename = dapro11?

Is it because your a beast in Madden or something?

Just curious, that’s all…

@KESH KESH(brushing off shoulders) WELL YOU KNOW I KEEP ONE UNDER THE HAT.(LOL) YEAH WE’LL TAKE LIL M SCHOOL SHOPPING. WHAT HE NEED? SOME J’S? LEVI’S? WHAT? I MEAN CAUSE YOU KNOW, WE GONE MAKE SURE…LOL!!

M-DADDY OAKLAND’S FINEST(RESPECT MY BLACKNESS)(Check me out!)

Jaxon(Check me out!)

Hey M-Daddy

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Hey pretty lady. I know I’ve never told you this, but you are one classy looking lady

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Thanks…

How is your day going?

@ M-Daddy,

Save it….i ont even wanna hear it…Nah what i’m spose to tell lil kesha and m-daddy jr(aka deuce)??? Huh? What ima say when they ask why daddy got this strange lady livin at home with him…HUH? You tell me that MR!

@THE SEEN

CANT SAY THAT I’VE EVER BEEN ABLE TO “COMPLETELY” RELATE TO THAT STORY. IT WAS A STEAMY ONE THOUGH.LOL

ROFL @ KESHA…YOU SOUND LIKE A TRUE B.M (BABY MOMMA..LOL) GOING OFF GIRL. AND I’M ON MY FLOOR WITH THAT NICKNAME(A.K.A DUECE…LMAO)

jaxon see i am not the only 1 who notice u r cuteness.

Oh my god…the Zane story…she sucked on his stuff for two hours? I’m inspired….

@ SxyQ,

Yup, he gon need some J’s and some school shirts and bottoms…he gon need a new booksack cuz he messed up the one we(as in me and his daddy, whose now your husband) got him last year.

And lil Kesha, since this is her first year of school(she’s in pre-k) she gon need some sneakers too and some school clothes…she in a 4t(my baby tiny, lol, just like her momma)

See, Deuce built like his daddy, but lil Kesha, she all me..,she just got her daddy color…oh and his eyes, lol!

But anyway, yup, you gon head and hook them up cuz you know they gotta be fresh for school! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

@SxyQ,

How classy of you…what a good step-mommie! Yea, I hardly tennis shoes either…except 2 the gym. Only time I wear flats is flip flops in the summer. Other than that I’m a high heels girl too. Went shopping last weekend could not hardly find a thing..except this really cute dress..Good for a date..now someone just has to ask me out LOL

Mandah

I wanted to give you a special shout out

@Slides

Nah bruh, I’m decent at Madden better at 2k8

It’s stands for the daprophet (11 was my old number)

can you say…’lock jaw’?

@Jax (the action)

Yeah you are up in here too much lol. But its all good cause it makes the day go by pretty fast.

@KESHA

I GOT YOU, I GOT YOU. ANYTHING FOR LIL DUECE AND MINI KESH KESH.(LOL)

@JAXON

HEELS ARE MY ADDICTION. I’M TRYING TO SLACK OFF BEFORE I BREAK MYSELF. LOL. I BOUGHT A COUPLE OF DRESSES THIS SUMMER THAT I DIDNT GET THE CHANCE TO WEAR. BUT FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKENDS I’D FOUND ONE REALLY CUTE YELLOW AND THEN ONE RED ONE. I WORE THOSE OUT. (refused to let the significant other see me before i stepped out though..lol)

I can get with about 70% of the Zane story… Def a good one…

Head for two hours? Dude had lasting power for real

PRRRRRRROOOOOO!!! I SPOKE TO YOU HANDSOME!!!

@JAXON

2 HRS, AINT HAPPENING WITH ME. SWOLLEN FACE AND MOUTH MY HINDPARTS!!!! I’M GONNA HAVE TO TAP OUT ON THAT ONE!! LOL

@anonymous and the seen26

So sweet…know how to make a girl feel good

Jaws of steel…

@Sxy Q

I spoke my dear, I would never overlook you lil bit

Damn who gave two hours of head?????

That Lloyd is soo damn FINE!!!!!

http://www.jhazzaisworld.wordpress.com

“I GOT A LION IN MY POCKET, IM LYIN!”(sxyQblondie hates mcdonalds!!)(Check me out!)

@JAXON

2 HRS, AINT HAPPENING WITH ME. SWOLLEN FACE AND MOUTH MY HINDPARTS!!!! I’M GONNA HAVE TO TAP OUT ON THAT ONE!! LOL

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Cosign 100% on the tap out…

You cant eat or walk straight afterward?

@DAPRO

CUTIE PIE POSTED AN EXCERPT FROM ZANES WEBSITE. TRYING TO GET ERR BODY ALL HOT AND BOTHERED UP IN HERE.(LOL)

@”I GOT A LION IN MY POCKET, IM LYIN!”(sxyQblondie hates mcdonalds!!)(Check me out!)

@M-DADDY

MAD THAT I HAD TO BE AT WORK. I NEED A GOSH DERN VACATION!!LOL. OTHER THAN THAT, NO ONE HAS PISSED ME OFF UP IN HERE YET. THEN AGAIN, I JUST REALLY SAT DOWN 30 MINUTES AGO. HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING SO FAR MISTER?

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So far so good, we are short handed today so I know its on and crackin. So if I take a while to respond dont be mad at me

@JAXON

GIRL MY THING IS, YOU KNOW HOW YOUR JAW FEELS AFTER YOU HAVE CHEWED BUBBLE GUM TOO LONG!! IMAGINE DOING THAT ISH FOR 2 HOURS!! 30 MINUTES IS A STRETCH AS IT IS!!! YOU START TO FEEL LIKE YOUR JAW IS ABOUT TO DISLOCATE!!(LMFAO) THE 151 HAD THAT BROAD ON SUPER POWERS!!! THATS WHAT IT WILL DO TO YOU. WHEN I USED TO DRINK, I REMEMBER HAVING A COUPLE OF DRINKS OF 151, I WAS BLITZ. AND THEN HAD THE NERVE TO TRY TO GET DOWN LATER ON THAT NIGHT!! YOU COULD HAVE SLICED ME INTO 4 PEICES, AND I WOULDNT HAVE FELT A THING. THEN TURNED AROUND AND WENT SLAM TO SLEEP AFTERWARD. 151, IT’S A MONSTER!!(LOL)

@M-DADDY

NOW WHY ON EARTH WOULD I GET MAD AT MY SCHNOOKUMS?(LOL) I’M WAITING FOR MY ISLAND GETAWAY.

jaxon walk softly n carry a big stick i am out cute one on 2 the white blogs.

dapro11

Read CP’s post from the Zane novel…the female in the story gave head for two hours. It’s scary, amazing and inspiring all at the same time.

@ sxyQ,

“I GOT YOU, I GOT YOU. ANYTHING FOR LIL DUECE AND MINI KESH KESH”

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Yous a fool! LOL!

@ KZZMERGHTTHERE(I SAY TGIF WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT)! PICK UP A SPLIFF AND BLAZE!

Happy Friday, what do you have planned this weekend?

@Re

Inspiring as in you want to give it a try? I’ll just stick with scary LMAO

@KESH (LOL)

“I GOT A LION IN MY POCKET, IM LYIN!”(sxyQblondie hates mcdonalds!!)(Check me out!)

@JAXON

GIRL MY THING IS, YOU KNOW HOW YOUR JAW FEELS AFTER YOU HAVE CHEWED BUBBLE GUM TOO LONG!! IMAGINE DOING THAT ISH FOR 2 HOURS!! 30 MINUTES IS A STRETCH AS IT IS!!! YOU START TO FEEL LIKE YOUR JAW IS ABOUT TO DISLOCATE!!(LMFAO) THE 151 HAD THAT BROAD ON SUPER POWERS!!! THATS WHAT IT WILL DO TO YOU. WHEN I USED TO DRINK, I REMEMBER HAVING A COUPLE OF DRINKS OF 151, I WAS BLITZ. AND THEN HAD THE NERVE TO TRY TO GET DOWN LATER ON THAT NIGHT!! YOU COULD HAVE SLICED ME INTO 4 PEICES, AND I WOULDNT HAVE FELT A THING. THEN TURNED AROUND AND WENT SLAM TO SLEEP AFTERWARD. 151, IT’S A MONSTER!!(LOL)

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yea 151 will do it to you everytime! Everything is everything one minute then you laid out the next!

Maybe Karrine Superhead Stefanss read that story and it motivated her to be all she could

@JAXON

LMAO..I WOULD BE SURPRISED!! AFTER ALL, SHE IS AN EXPERT. BETTER HER STANK AZZ THAN ME!!(LOL)

@Hotsauce

LMAO! Why does he have to punch her?!

@Jaxon

LOL! I’ve tried and my jaw becomes numb after 20 minutes. And unless I’m in a good mood, I really try to cut it down to 5. This girl is amazingly patient….

I can eat the Cuda-kat for hours…. so yall sayin y’ll cant give a lil head for some hrs?

@Jax

u welcome

@KZZ

Yeah I’m feelin that sexiness… lol

Confession Friday

For the ladies-

Where is the one spot that you and your man (current or ex) was at and you gave him head unexpectedly?

Ex. car, parent’s house, elevator, etc… Ya’ll get the point

if you do your daily mouth exercises lock jaw won’t happen to you..I promise

@THE SEEN

SLIGHTLY IN THE WORDS OF THE LATE GREAT BERNIE MAC

“30 MINS!! THAT’S ALL I’M GIVIN’ YA! THAT’S ALL DE F*&K I GOT!!” LMFAO

(except he said 3 minutes)

@DA PRO, I’M CONTEMPLATING ON IF I WANT TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION…LOL

@ dapro: at his bosses’ house. With his boss.

It ain’t trickin if you got… uh, wait… nevermind.

Please do…Inquiring minds want to know

@CP welcome back

That was a good one…I LOVE kissing, I could do that for hours and if a dude does it right…well you kno

@the seen

giving head is like a full body excercise jaws, mouth, lips, tongue, neck, back is all taxed cant speak on the opposite but it does not seem as hard..

@Oshie

In light of this recent testimony from you I have decide to not only hire you on my staff full time but also invite you to my home

Please do come in….lol

@ cutiepie,

GOTDAYUM! Thats all i can manage right now

@dapro11 hmm… would have to be car or movie thatre

And see, thats why i dont kiss everybody. To me, kissing is VERY intimate. And nowadays men eat p*ssy with no regard for where that shyt has been. I cant be kissing(tongueing) down every man i meet. That shyt just aint clean.

Ray J

“And see, thats why i dont kiss everybody. To me, kissing is VERY intimate. And nowadays men eat p*ssy with no regard for where that shyt has been. I cant be kissing(tongueing) down every man i meet. That shyt just aint clean.”

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co-sign

@KESHA

REGARDING KISSING..COSIGN!! TO THE 3RD POWER!!

hot sauce, is that a quote from Shakespeare?

Gosh I wouldn’t take any of them! They’re just BABIES!!

Happy Friday everyone!!!

@2CUTE

HEY MOMMA! WHATS UP?

@jAXON

I like that. The car is usually #1 but damn a nicca might loose control of the whip

Men even more so than woman find kissing intimate. At least for me, I ain’t go around kissing every woman I was with.

@ sxyQ,

“HEY, HEY, DAMMIT COSIGN!!! LMFAO!! I WONT STOP YOU, BUT DONT EVEN LOOK THIS WAY FOR NO KISS, AND NO RETURNED FAVORS. AND AFTERWARD, I GOT 2 WORDS….”I’M GONE!!!” LMAO”

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LOL, i know! Returned favors my azz! Nicca please! I simply say…thank you, lol!

@2cute,

Hey ma! Wuz up!

@KESHA

DIDDO. THANK YOU, AND PEAAAACCCCCCEEEEE!!!(in my martin voice!!lol)

@2cute,

Just awaiting the Saints game on Sunday…thats bout it! How bout yourself?

@ sxyQ,

“HEY, HEY, DAMMIT COSIGN!!! LMFAO!! I WONT STOP YOU, BUT DONT EVEN LOOK THIS WAY FOR NO KISS, AND NO RETURNED FAVORS. AND AFTERWARD, I GOT 2 WORDS….”I’M GONE!!!” LMAO”

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LOL, i know! Returned favors my azz! Nicca please! I simply say…thank you, lol!

you hoodhos could lern a lessin or two from white women, cuz they be givin return favors without the benefit of rufies or at gunpoint. Just sayin.

@2CUTE

GIRL, I LOVE SHOMONDO ON THE LOW LOW.(LOL)BUT M-DADDY IS ME AND KESHA’S MAN. WE’RE CURRENTLY TUGGING OVER HIM NOW. SO I THROW UP THE WHITE FLAG ON SHOMONDO FOR NOW.LOL

@Kesh and Sxy Q

Ya’ll know its some nasty ass women out there too, that will give their man some head, and then run to some dude they “check in with” every now and then and kiss him all in the mouth! And she swallowed!!

oshie

naw i lerned that from the luther cambells art of sidusin a hoodho.

@2CUTE

SEE, THATS THAT BULL. FIRST OF ALL, SWALLOW HELL!!! I AINT WIT IT. EVEN IF IT IS MY MAN, I DONT SEE THAT IN MY FUTURE OR HIS. NOT WITH ME. LMAO. 2ND OF ALL, IF HOMEBOY IS JUST THE JUMP OFF, YOU BETTER BELIEVE WE AINT KISSING. PERIOD. HE’S NOT OBLIGATED TO YOU, SO HE DOING WHATEVER WITH HIS MOUTH. AND EEEYUUUCCKKKK!!!!!!!

@2CUTE

GIRL, I LOVE SHOMONDO ON THE LOW LOW.(LOL)BUT M-DADDY IS ME AND KESHA’S MAN. WE’RE CURRENTLY TUGGING OVER HIM NOW. SO I THROW UP THE WHITE FLAG ON SHOMONDO FOR NOW.LOL

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Yeah I see you and MMMMMMDaddy be “choppin’ it up” in here sometimes! I might peek my head in and then tip toe out, I don’t want to interrupt the flow! (whispering)!

@2cute,

“Ya’ll know its some nasty ass women out there too, that will give their man some head, and then run to some dude they “check in with” every now and then and kiss him all in the mouth! And she swallowed!!”

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I know! Thats gotta be a white girl…swallowing…ugh! I just could never, ESPECIALLY not to no man i just met or dont even know…WTF!?

It cracks me up ppl discriminating w/ kissing vs. everything else…if I’m worried about waht you do to the point where I ain’t gon kiss you then I sure aint gon let you do anything else

@KESHA

GIRRRRLLLLLL, YOU AND I ARE JUST ALIKE. LIKE I SAID, SWALLOW HELL!!!

@ 2cute,

yeah they(sxyQ and MDaddy) up and got married on me whilst i was busy escaping from Hurricane Gustav…but thats OK! I’m done with M-Daddy. He aint no different than them light skinned dudes we was talkn bout last week. he a flirt! (sobbing…but i still love him though, lol)

You all should be ashamed of yourselves….

@2cute hey ma how is going?

@dapro11 I thought of another one

~~~~~~Jaxon(Check me out!)

It cracks me up ppl discriminating w/ kissing vs. everything else…if I’m worried about waht you do to the point where I ain’t gon kiss you then I sure aint gon let you do anything else

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I know thats right!!! HEY JAXON!!!

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@ theseen

lol its a guilty pleasure

LOL @ KESHA, GIRL YOU IZZZZ A FOOL!! LOL

@JAXON

WITH ME THE WHOLE KISSING THING IS MORE ABOUT IF I CARE ABOUT YOU. PAST JUST BEING SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU. PLUS, SOME PEOPLE CANNOT KISS. AND I DONT WANT NO BUCKET OF SPIT WRAPPED AROUND MY CHIN!!(shudders eewwwwyuckketh!!) AND THEN THERE’S THE ISSUE OF EVEN IF I THINK YOU ARE CLEAN, I HAVE NO GARUNTEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WITH YOUR MOUTH. SO NOPE!! I STILL HAVE MY RESERVATIONS!!!LMAO

@Jaxon

I’m all ears and patiently waiting

@2cute4u

Whats good Lovely

@ Nu Nu

um I do believe you were the one to get her started telling stories, you know I’m always ready to put your freaky on blast lol

@ jaxon

right!! with her “post it” “smut smut smut” chant lol

I got some stories from the fellas point of view but they are not for the shy

@JAXON

WITH ME THE WHOLE KISSING THING IS MORE ABOUT IF I CARE ABOUT YOU. PAST JUST BEING SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU. PLUS, SOME PEOPLE CANNOT KISS. AND I DONT WANT NO BUCKET OF SPIT WRAPPED AROUND MY CHIN!!(shudders eewwwwyuckketh!!) AND THEN THERE’S THE ISSUE OF EVEN IF I THINK YOU ARE CLEAN, I HAVE NO GARUNTEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WITH YOUR MOUTH. SO NOPE!! I STILL HAVE MY RESERVATIONS!!!LMAO

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DEAD @ buckets of spit. Kissed a dude like that know in high school. You know it was a sloppy mess if I am still wiping my mouth at 24

I feel you see I’m a kissing fool so that’s what gets my motor revving. So if I feel like I can’t kiss you then “the business” is not the business

I feel yo

“WITH ME THE WHOLE KISSING THING IS MORE ABOUT IF I CARE ABOUT YOU. PAST JUST BEING SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU. PLUS, SOME PEOPLE CANNOT KISS. AND I DONT WANT NO BUCKET OF SPIT WRAPPED AROUND MY CHIN!!(shudders eewwwwyuckketh!!) AND THEN THERE’S THE ISSUE OF EVEN IF I THINK YOU ARE CLEAN, I HAVE NO GARUNTEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WITH YOUR MOUTH. SO NOPE!! I STILL HAVE MY RESERVATIONS!!!LMAO”

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they you can tell how good in bed a man is just by the way he kisses.

say*

‘Well my word’

*grasping at my pearls…face turning red*

@ dapro11

a retirement home

@cutie pie come w/ the guy stories…the chicks is always on blast

@JAXON

LMAO, GIRL MY FIRST LOVE HAD ME SO THAT I LOVED TO KISS. AND THEN WHEN HE AND I BROKE UP, ABOUT 2 YEARS LATER I STARTED DATING THIS GUY. I WAS 21 HE WAS 29.(i always liked older guys..lol. at least i was grown lol) WELL ANYWAY, I THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD HAVE BEEN MATURE IN ALL AREAS. INSTEAD, WHENEVER HE KISSED ME, I LITERALLY NEEDED A KLEENEX, A WASH CLOTH, HELL A SWIFTER JET MOP!!(LMFAO) IT TURNED ME OFF FROM KISSING PEOPLE FOR A VERY LONG TIME. AND EVEN NOW, I AM VERY VERY SKEPTICAL.

Where the hell is “Z” at? Somebody go see if she in any of the other threads….. hurry up!! lol

@CUTIE PIE

they you can tell how good in bed a man is just by the way he kisses.

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GIRL, HRMPH..I WISH THAT WERE ALWAYS 100% TRUE. LOL

I GOT A LION IN MY POCKET, IM LYIN!”(sxyQblondie hates mcdonalds!!)(Check me out!)

@JAXON

LMAO, GIRL MY FIRST LOVE HAD ME SO THAT I LOVED TO KISS. AND THEN WHEN HE AND I BROKE UP, ABOUT 2 YEARS LATER I STARTED DATING THIS GUY. I WAS 21 HE WAS 29.(i always liked older guys..lol. at least i was grown lol) WELL ANYWAY, I THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD HAVE BEEN MATURE IN ALL AREAS. INSTEAD, WHENEVER HE KISSED ME, I LITERALLY NEEDED A KLEENEX, A WASH CLOTH, HELL A SWIFTER JET MOP!!(LMFAO) IT TURNED ME OFF FROM KISSING PEOPLE FOR A VERY LONG TIME. AND EVEN NOW, I AM VERY VERY SKEPTICAL.

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@SxyQ and Cutie Pie

That first kiss tells me so much. The way he approaches it, the technique, the “juicyness” factor, the tingle in my stomach…

I just recently had the BEST first kiss

GIRL, HRMPH..I WISH THAT WERE ALWAYS 100% TRUE. LOL

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YEAH, THAT AINT ALWAYS ACCURATE, LOL!

“That first kiss tells me so much. The way he approaches it, the technique, the “juicyness” factor, the tingle in my stomach…

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Co-sign! Especially when you’re madly attracted to him and then he kisses really really good!!! Gotta watch it, mite make you fall in LOVE…be careful ma, lol!

See I’m all about lips anyway, it’s the first thing I notice on a guy. Got to have some soup coolers (as my cuz says)

KESHA, GIRL YOU GOT ME OVER HERE CRACKING UP!!! SOME OF THESE MEN HAVE YOU FOOLED ONE WAY OR THE OTHER WITH THAT KISS. HE MAY KISS SO WELL, THEN TURN AROUND LATER AND BE WACK AS HELL!!(LMAO) OR KISS LIKE CRAP BE A KEEPER IN OTHER AREAS.

I KNOW IJM IS GONNA GET ON ME FOR SAYING THIS, BUT GHOSTFACE HAS THE SEXIEST LIPS TO ME. OMG I LOVE THE SHAPE OF THEM WHEWWWWW

Retirement home!!!!

Damn that’s a new one sweetheart

How you pull that off??

I’m actually gonna go with bobby v on this one…he’s pretty short but he’s got a cute face…2nd Lloyd cause I really wanna pull all that hair and lastly rayj I don’t want do D that been up in Kim K’s nasty butt.

That first kiss tells me so much. The way he approaches it, the technique, the “juicyness” factor, the tingle in my stomach…

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you ain’t never lied…I love me a good kiss…for a first kiss I advise at some point in the kiss to suck his bottom lip(not for to long cause’ thats just weird) but for a brief moment and do it slowly..they go crazy over that.

THESE PEOPLE ARE KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(SLIDING ON BOXING GLOVES) WHAT THEY DO TO YOU MMMM MMMMM MMM-DADDY?

wazzup ppl

@ THE SEEN 26

Hey you! Whats happening?

A good kiss is like the beginning of a book…you can always tell if that novel is gonna be good just by reading the first page! Hey Cutie Pie!

hmmm i never know a novel is bad until i finish reading the book.

hey 2cute & z!!

Hey Z ! the seen26 was lookin’ for you earlier.

@”I GOT A LION IN MY POCKET, IM LYIN!”(sxyQblondie hates mcdonalds!!)(Check me out!)

(SLIDING ON BOXING GLOVES) WHAT THEY DO TO YOU MMMM MMMMM MMM-DADDY?

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They are workin the SH&% out of me. But its ok we got a mortgauge to pay. LOL

@Cutie Pie

you know you wrong for that, whew, I am going to have to copy and paste that so I can e-mail to my girls…

I would pick my favorite part but damn, don’t seem like you can have one part without the other just a build up of…ooohhhh

We are all going to need a cold shower after this!

awww . well where the hell he go?

How you doing? @ Cutie Pie

I know I am coming into here all late. end of the day and ish.

@da pro11

2 words freight elevator

@cutie pie, that story was long and he said the “p” word too much but it was still pretty good his words of wisdom we nice

Fellas, can anyone relate?

@Cutie Pie

Where can I get that there book? I need something juicy to read, the kids are gone with the godparents for the weekend, husband goin’ to some game, and the damn projector screen won’t work, so I can’t watch my Tyler Perry movies! Damn!!!

@ Hot Sauce You always referencing gay subject insult material. Hotty Sauce are you hidin sumpin?? lol. Its cool dawg, learn to accept & learn to live wid da fact you yearn to swish male nutsauce all up in ya most likely deformed jaws. We aint mad ya tissue soft wannabe thug dimwitted lame azz nicca.

Hola Z, care to comment on the stories cutie pie provided for us?

You are Ms Jaxon (Jackson) from now on

Z and 2Cute, good afternoon ladies

LOL@ SHOMONDO (knock em out the box rick!!) YOU’RE ALWAYS SO COOL WHEN YOU HAVE TO GIVE SOMEONE THE BUSINESS.

@MMM MMMM MMM-DADDY

DONT FORGET ABOUT OUR ISLAND TRIP. (WINKING)

@ 2cute4u Hi. How are you? Seems like you got some nice “me” time on tap. Thats whats up.

@Jaxon, and Mdaddy (and whoever else wants to answer)

Where is the freakiest, or most public place you’ve ever had “relations”?

lol @ be real

this is what I call compelling literature

@sxyQ Thank you. He is a lame. I think he likes to get sumpin started so he can get insults coming at him. Wanna be beat type nicca perhaps. If thats what gets his feeble brain & his pinky size package off, who am I to judge.

Heeey Shamondo (smiling)!

Whats up! Haven’t heard from you in a while. Sometimes I’ll check to see if you’re in, just to chat and see how you’re doin’. Yes I have some “me time”. I thought about going Detroit to visit some family but I think I’ll just stay in. What about you any plans for the weekend. By the way…what certain thing are you hurin’ for??

Hey dapro11! whats good with you this afternoon?

LOL @SHOMONDO….ROFL THAT IS HIS ANGLE. THAT’S WHY I JUST IGNORE IT. HE THINKS HE’S SLICK.

theseen26….

I pee’d a little in somebodies mouth when they ate me out…

@ jaxon he did use the p word a lot and I hate that word and all..but it was a hot story and I love his message

@2cute these stories are actually off of zane’s website but if you want a really good book Afterburn is the book..right now I’m reading “Chocolate Flava” by Zane the stories in there are hella crazy and good.

@THESEEN

YOU PULLING OUR LEG’S ARENT YOU?

@ cutie pie if that is what they used to teach ppl to read the national literacy rate would be much lower

theseen26…

Where did you get that done at…and the cost?

CRYING TEARS OF HYSTERIA @ MY DESK @ NIKKI!! SOMEONE PLEASE COME AND WIPE THE WATER UP OFF OF MY KEYBOARD. NIKKI PISSIN IN FOLKS MOUTHS.

“HATERS WANNA HATE, LOVA’S WANNA LOVE..I DONT EVEN WANT, NONE OF THE ABOVE I WANT TO PISS ON YEWWW!! PISS ON YOU, YESSSS I DO, I’LL PEE ON YEWWWWW!!”

ROFL..I HAD TO DO IT. IT WAS THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MIND.

@ Z

hey missy!! where have you been?..I hope you not really working ..i’m jumping for joy that Friday has finally arrived..I love Fridays because its always pay day

UMMMMM LETS SEE..ANY CONFESSIONS(thinking hard)

I pee’d a little in somebodies mouth when they ate me out…

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ROTFL!!!!!! Nikki I am sitting here laughing my ass of for real at that one! My son just walked by like, “mommy what are you laughing for”? Damn thats crazy!! What did dude say when you did that?

sxyQblondie!!!!

Not pissin’ it was JUST a lil squirt

@Nu Nu

You are a fool…did you get a second chance? LMAO

@2cute, I’m gonna have to say retirement home again

lol @ jaxon

LOL@ yall!!!

I dont think he knew and if he did he didnt say anything…which MAY be worse

@NIKKI

ROFL..GIRL YOU GOT ME OVER HERE IN TEARS. OKAY, I’LL LET YOU SLIDE BECAUSE IT WAS JUST A SQUIRT.

@ ♥☺♥☺♥☺2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺(Check me out!)

@Jaxon, and Mdaddy (and whoever else wants to answer)

Where is the freakiest, or most public place you’ve ever had “relations”?

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There are so many places. Ok I was going to take this to the grave with me but this is confession Friday so here goes: AND DONT JUDGE ME!!!!

Yall I’m so ashamed but once I did the do in the church parking lot

I hope he cant read so he wont come kill me

I’m trying to think of a confession…hmm….

@Z

Wasup girly?? If you scroll up I told somebody to go to the other threads and see if you are in there and join us lol

Even Im shocked at that one…M DADDY!!!

GASSSPPPINNNNGGGG!!! MMMM MMMM MMMMM-DADDY!! LOL (okay i’m over shock now)

@Nikki

Maybe he thought you came or something, you know how women be “squirtin”! LOL!! Thats the best I’ve heard yet. Ok now somebody else…lets hear it!

cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I just adore organic jelly beans mmmmmmm (Check me out!)

@ Z

hey missy!! where have you been?..I hope you not really working ..i’m jumping for joy that Friday has finally arrived..I love Fridays because its always pay day

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I have had a very trying day today. I have been in meetings and received some news that has my world turned upsidedown…slightly. Enough of my drama…….

So i read and got caught up. Interesting topic. Interesting stories Cutie Pie. I guess ya’ll are expecting my contribution?

theseen26(Check me out!)

@Z

Wasup girly?? If you scroll up I told somebody to go to the other threads and see if you are in there and join us lol

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yes I heard and i am very flattered. how are you today?

@nu, did you hear from him again? If not, its prob safe to say..he knew

And even if he can read unless you told him (we kno how innocent you claim to be lol) he was the ONLY man who had ever had the priviledge I think you are safe

OKAY, THE ONLY ONE I CAN THINK OF RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, THE DAY I LOST MY VIRGINITY, WE GOT CAUGHT BY HIS UNCLE. TRUE STORY, HOWEVER, THE UNCLE HAS ONE EYE.(VIETNAM, ECT) ANYWAY, I DONT THINK HE CAUGHT THE FULL PICTURE(LMAO) BUT HE OPENED THE DOOR, WALKED IN (NOT REALIZING IMMEDIATELY WHAT HE WAS WALKING IN ON) MUMBLED SOME VERY INAUDIBLE LINGO, AND RUSHED RIGHT BACK OUT. I’VE NEVER BEEN SO EMBARASSED IN ALLLLL OF MY 28 YRS!!

@the seen – Do you have to get that injection every 3 months or so or is it for life?

i never heard of that this procedure

Working with 9 inches and you made your girth wider you are causing alot rib and lung damage.

WHat kind of confession must it be? Does it have to be sexual?

There are so many places. Ok I was going to take this to the grave with me but this is confession Friday so here goes: AND DONT JUDGE ME!!!!

Yall I’m so ashamed but once I did the do in the church parking lot

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Okay ya’ll we need a brief moment of silence and prayer for our brotha Mdaddy!

“Lawd don’t deem his soul to hell, it was jest a lil’ nookie”!

ZZZZZZZ!!!!! HEY MOMMA!

MsJaxon…

We did it again and he ate me too…we were together for a long while….and HELL NO I aint tell him…I think he may murder me…

@mm-daddy – NOT THE LORDS HOUSE!

DID YOU REPENT!!

WHat the hell did NIkki do? Why can’t I find it?

@NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…When it comes to this cheese yall like three blind mice… (R.I.P Mook)(Check me out!)

Even Im shocked at that one…M DADDY!!!

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“I GOT A LION IN MY POCKET, IM LYIN!”(sxyQblondie hates mcdonalds!!)(Check me out!)

GASSSPPPINNNNGGGG!!! MMMM MMMM MMMMM-DADDY!! LOL (okay i’m over shock now)

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Well if you think you are shocked now, it was during service in broad daylight

OKAY, THE ONLY ONE I CAN THINK OF RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, THE DAY I LOST MY VIRGINITY, WE GOT CAUGHT BY HIS UNCLE. TRUE STORY, HOWEVER, THE UNCLE HAS ONE EYE.(VIETNAM, ECT) ANYWAY, I DONT THINK HE CAUGHT THE FULL PICTURE(LMAO) BUT HE OPENED THE DOOR, WALKED IN (NOT REALIZING IMMEDIATELY WHAT HE WAS WALKING IN ON) MUMBLED SOME VERY INAUDIBLE LINGO, AND RUSHED RIGHT BACK OUT. I’VE NEVER BEEN SO EMBARASSED IN ALLLLL OF MY 28 YRS!!

he mumbled to his nephew, what you doin to that dog boy. You walk it on a leesh not fukk it.

M-daddy, my question is this was it A)during church or B)after church?

If not my hurricane shock is downgraded to a tropical storm

True Confession

Was once using a toy in the bathroom and my husband walked in to get something. I heard the door so I dropped the toy; I am not sure if he ever knew.

rAYJ IS DISGUSTING. i WOULD BOINK LLOYD. THEN PUT PIGTAILS IN HIS HAIR AFTERWARDS.

Well you answered my question while I typed

WWWWWOOOOOOWWWWWW!!

Shaking My Head…M DADDY…

OH MY GOD> WHAT DID I WALK INTO ? ONE QUICK QUESTION WHAT THE HELL IS A HERMAFODITE, I NEVER HEARD OF IT MAYBE I AM JUST DUMB?

@m-Daddy – Well if you think you are shocked now, it was during service in broad daylight

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You are surely going to hell for that….

I am sorry. I cannot tell ya’ll a confession. Ya’ll don’t need to be knowing my trifling ways…

9 inches is suicide for someone like myself i’m small…I don’t work with anything over 7..I plan on having kids one day

Your storm is at a level 3…

alicia w…

Do you really want an answer?

HEY ALL!!! OH THIS IS EASY!!!!!!!

FIRST I WOULD HIT CHRISTINA MILLIAN! I BEEN WANTING TO “DIP IT LOW “ IN HER FOR THE LONGEST!!!

NEXT TATYANA ALI! SHE CAN BE MY ‘FRESH PRINCESS“!

AFTER THAT I’D HAVE TO “RUN” UP IN BOTH THE SIMMONS CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME!!!

ELISE NEAL WOULD GET MY “ROSEWOOD” ALL NIGHT!

HMMM… TOCCARA JONES… SHE WOULD SEE HOW I CAN “TOP A MODEL”!!!

OK, SO NOW I’M BASICLLY TIRED, WORE OUT, AND COOCHIE WHIPPED…

I’LL TAKE A BREAK AND JUST WATCH KERRI HILSON, FAUNE CHAMBERS, TIERRA MARIE, NICHOLE MURPHY & DIAMOND HAVE A FIVE-WAY UNTIL MY RED-BULL KICKS IN!!!!!!!

I am sorry. I cannot tell ya’ll a confession. Ya’ll don’t need to be knowing my trifling ways…

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78% co-sign

@BeReal(Check me out!)

@mm-daddy – NOT THE LORDS HOUSE!

DID YOU REPENT!!

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Well technally I wasnt in his house, I was in his parking lot, but yeah I’ve been repenting ever since

DA TRUFF HURTZ…

Youre way off Bruh ….

My ex was nine inches. the d*ck haze had me thinking i was in love for 5 years. No matter what he did, or how mad i was at him, I would still want some of that. Damn, i should call him now…

I really cant think of one…. I may have 2 let this marinate and tell ya’ll on monday

@cutie pie yeah 9 in is too much, had 10 once I still walk a little to the left

@NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…When it comes to this cheese yall like three blind mice… (R.I.P Mook)(Check me out!)

Shaking My Head…M DADDY

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I was very young

@ OAKLAND’S

Yall I’m so ashamed but once I did the do in the church parking lot

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OK PEOPLE! I GOT THIS…….

I ACTUALLY “KNEW” A YOUNG LADY IN THE CHURCH!!! WE HAD “RELATIONS ON THE PEW IN THE BALCONY!!!

WAS WE BAD FOR THAT???

I got it done up in LA. My homegirl gave me business card from the doctor she got her boobs done at. It ran me like $1,500 for everything including if it starts to look weird or hurt I can come back for free.

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wait wait…this is for real?!?! i didn’t even know brothers went and got that done I thought that was only for the less fortunate

OK PEOPLE! I GOT THIS…….

“I ACTUALLY “KNEW” A YOUNG LADY IN THE CHURCH!!! WE HAD “RELATIONS ON THE PEW IN THE BALCONY!!!

WAS WE BAD FOR THAT???”

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why stop there?? why not have gone and washed your stuff off in the holy water bowl might as well sin all the way

@Z

ROFL..GIRL YOU WILD!! GET EM!!

@M-DADDY

YOU ARE ONE BOLD PEICE OF WORK.(smile)

@DA TRUFF

HEY YOU!! WHAT WERE YOU DOING “KNOWING” SOMEONE IN THE CHURCH?(tisk tisk tisk)

ya’ll crazy for these confessions

@Shomondo – Sounds like she did you a favor by picking the other person what a flake. ??What kind of grown man does not have a car…eeewww

I don’t know if that was just for 2cute4u – but I reads everything.

Give me the number on the card, dude. I’m giving it to my husband…

DA TRUFF HURTZ…

That WAS bad..but not yours…STOP STEALING STORIES!!!

Z OH OK THANKS I THOUGHT MAYBE THAT WAS IT BUT WHO IS HOT SAUCE> I GOT MY ANSWER I DONT WANT HIM TO CALL ME ONE BUT ITS OK I KNOW I AM A REAL WOMAN SO I WILL LET THAT ALONE THANKS>

PLEASE DISREGARD LAST POST!!! Im dumb

What’s up errbody? Been out of the office most of the day and I see I missed a whole lot.

“@cutie pie yeah 9 in is too much, had 10 once I still walk a little to the left”

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LMAO you crazy

@ CUTIE PIE

HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS A CATHOLIC CHURCH?!? LOL! ANYWAY I WAS ALOT YOUNGER AND DUMBER THEN…

WOULD NEVER PULL THAT AGAIN!

@SxyQ – HEY YOU!! WHAT WERE YOU DOING “KNOWING” SOMEONE IN THE CHURCH?(tisk tisk tisk)

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Let us just step aside while God strikes these bbbiiggg sinners down!

@Da Truff – IN THE CHURCH…ON THE PEW (WAS SERVICE GOING ON??) NO DON’T ANSWER THAT

@Z

Im doing good. nah it dont have to be sexual (even though we prefer it to be lol) but at least let it be funny.

@bereal

Yeah its a simple procedure and not costly. No its for life… unless I start losing weight lol. And why are you “beating off” when u have a husband???

@cutie pie

Small women like yourself, you dont put all 9in inside lol. well we try not too.

@Shomondo

Why does it seem like nice guys end up with trashy females and vice-versa? My friends tell me I’m too available when I’m into a guy and that’s what it sounds like you did so ignore her ass next time she calls.

wow im lovin christinas dress. keri hilson looks pretty but elise neal look good.neway i wouldnt touch ne of them little boys

@ Ms Jaxon Yeah Im thinkin she will. But really I hope not. I mean what is there to say? She aint even gotta put herself thru it. Guess she picked and it aint me, I’ll get good wid it. She came at me as she has done in the past, I just thought hey maybe this could work. I am real tired of being single. She know how I get down tho and I go by the saying, Whats already understood does’nt need to be spoken. She should just leave it where its left, at least I hope she does. Confusion and game playin is not what I have to do.

“HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS A CATHOLIC CHURCH?!? LOL! ANYWAY I WAS ALOT YOUNGER AND DUMBER THEN…”

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I figured it was a Catholic church because Catholic churches are always empty and thats the only way you’d be able to get away with that.

@the seen – Beating off, I would not call it that, but I thought he was sleep and it was late and we have this shower with different settings and the toy is always in the bathroom…(shrugging my shoulders)

@ SXYQ

IT WAS AFTER A WEDDING…

WHILE ERRY BODY ELSE WAS AT THE COURTYARD RECEPTION, ONE OF THE BRIDESMAIDS I USED TO DATE WANTED TO TALK.

SHE HAD JUST COME BACK TO TOWN, SO WE WENT INSIDE TO TALK, STARTED BRINGING UP OLD STUFF AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW WE LOOKING FOR SOME PRIVACY!!!

@Mdaddy

The church parking lot dog???

Sista Jenkins saw nothing but ass in the air

@ NIKKU U

YOU’RE OK! CONFUSED… BUT OK!!! LOL!

@DA TRUFF

WHO INITIATED IT? WHY NOT WAIT TIL YOU GOT TO THE HOTEL?

All right peeps. Have a good weekend off to second j-o-b. 2cute enjoy your chill time. Out.

I’ll take no less than 9″. After you’ve had it anything less is just uncivilized.

@Shomondo

Your feelings for her kid is what’s keeping you entangled. Keep it real short if she’s tries to come back crying on your shoulder. It’s no fun having your emotions played with.

LOL@OSHIE

I am still waiting to find out what Nikki did!

I hope everyone in here is over the age of 18….

@cutie pie

I didnt need the injection trust me. Just being 9in was enough for a woman. I just wanted more, so thats when I got the girth.

SXYQ

IT WAS KINDA ON BOTH OF US. WHEN SHE MOVED AWAY WE HAD UNRESOLVED ISSUES. WHEN SHE CAME BACK IT HAD BEEN TWO YEARS BUT WE STILL HAD THOSE ISSUES.

THE WEDDING WAS THE FIRST TIME WE HAD SEEN EACH OTHER AND WE JUST HAD THAT TENSION THE WHOLE SERVICE!

ANYWAY YOU KNOW WEDDINGS BE WORKIN THE EMOTIONS ALREADY! SO WHEN WE WENT INSIDE THE CHURCH AND STARTED TALKING ALL THAT PENT UP STUFF JUST FLOODED OUT.

WE HUGGED THEN I KISSED HER ON HER FOREHEAD, THEN SHE KISSED ME ON MY LIPS THEN I KISSED HER BACK AND THEN WE, WELL YOU KNOW WHAT WE DID…….

@Z

I pee’d a little in somebodies mouth when they ate me out… (Nikki at 3:13 pm)

@DA TRUFF

WELL, HAVE YOU SINCE THEN LEARNED ANY SELF CONTROL MISTER?(LOL)

NIKKI> I GUESS I REALLY DID WANT TO KNOW BECAUSE I HEARD OF A MAN BORN WITH FEMALE ORGANS AND VICE VERSA BUT I NEVER HEARD OF A PERSON BORN WITH BOTH PARTS, I AM JUST TRYING TO FIQURE IS ONE ON TOP OF THE OTHER OR ONE BEHIND THE OTHER> OH WELL I CHECKED AND I AM OK>

@dapro11(Check me out!)

@Mdaddy

The church parking lot dog???

Sista Jenkins saw nothing but ass in the air

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LMAO Exactly!!!!!!

PLEASE PRAY FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!

@M-DADDY & DA TRUFF

FOR THE BOTH OF YOU, HOW LONG AGO DID THESE SITUATIONS OCCUR?

happy birthday Z……I think (you had the 3 days notice up there for a few days now.

@theseen

at 9in’s you sure didn’t need the injection brother lol you tryna kill the women..how thick is it?

@ SXYQ

@DA TRUFF

WELL, HAVE YOU SINCE THEN LEARNED ANY SELF CONTROL MISTER?(LOL)

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YES I HAVE!!!

NOW I STILL HAVE A SPONTANEOUS/ADVENTUROUS SIDE TOO ME THO!!! BUT I KNOW HOW TO KEEP IT SAFE & RESPECTFUL!!!

CRAZIEST THING ABOUT OUR WHOLE EPISODE HAVING SEX IN CHURCH WAS THIS…….

YEARS LATER, WHEN SHE GOT MARRIED, HER HUSBAND WANTED THE WEDDING AT THE SAME CHURCH!!!

SHE REFUSED AND THEY HAD IT AT A COUNTRY CLUB INSTEAD! LOL!!!

@M-DADDY

AS LONG AS YOU’VE ALREADY ASKED FOR FORGIVENESS, YOU SHOULD BE STRAIGHT.:-) LOL

alicia w…

Okay…that was nasty what you said…and hilar!!

GOOD NIGHT ERRBODY…

NU….drops down and eagled outta the door…

@DA TRUFF

OH LORD!!(LOL) I GUESS SHE DID REFUSE! TOO MANY MEMORIES!! SHE WOULD BE STANDING IN THE FRONT OF THE CHURCH, LOOKING AT THE PEW HAVING FLASHBACKS LIKE LANCE FROM THE BEST MAN!!(LMAO)

@ Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)

Whats good on this here Friday Pimpin?

SXYQ

WE DID THAT BACK IN 96 DURING THE ATLANTA OLYMPICS

YOU WAS STILL TEENY-BOPPIN’!!! LOL!

I keep changing it to 1, but the shyt won’t stay

my b-day is tomorrow.

i am an old woman now.

CHRISTINA MILIAN IS LOOKIN GOOD

@DA TRUFF

YES. 96? OH THAT WAS LET ME SEE, LAST PART OF SOPHMORE YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL. THOSE WERE THE DAYS.

’96 I was in the 5th grade I think. dayyyum

Slide…are you still here? Anyway if you are, thanks for that info yesterday, I did forward to where it was suppose to go. And to answer your question from yesterday…Taking baby steps, ya know…

@z – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! MY FELLOW VIRGO – ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND

MINE IS ON THE 21ST

@ “I GOT A LION IN MY POCKET, IM LYIN!”(sxyQblondie is ready for friday night!!)(Check me out!)

@M-DADDY & DA TRUFF

FOR THE BOTH OF YOU, HOW LONG AGO DID THESE SITUATIONS OCCUR?

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This was about 15 years ago

Whoa @ the seen, 2cute4u. And Nikki!!

My confession-in a hot tub at my friends parents’ house. Not very comfortable, as the water dried me out

6th grade my bad.

SXYQ

THE BEST MAN!!!! THAT MOVIE IS THE ISH!!!!

MY EX WOULDA BEEN LIKE…….

“DO YOU TAKE THIS (OOOH!) TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED (AAHHH!!) TO HAVE & TO ( UUUNH!!!) THRU (MMMFF!) AND (SSSSSS!)….”

OH THAT IS SOME CLASSIC MESS!!!

Thank you everyone!!!

@z/SxyQ – Ya’ll some babies..you know that right…life still look so fresh, just wait until you turn 30…

Nothing worse than long and skinny, like making love to a baton or going to the gyno and getting poked in the cervix with a cotton swab. Ech.

Have a great weekend everybody.

I’m out

Damn I graduated in 96! I remember that year, I had a shiitty boyfriend who took someone else to the prom, and wouldn’t drive me in his convertable for the Miss. Pride of Fayette County parade, and I was on the damn court!! Anyway, yeah not a good year!

@ Z

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOUNGIN’!!!

Dang you’re young Z! Or maybe I’m just old, ok nevermind don’t answer that! Happy Birthday girl!

“I GOT A LION IN MY POCKET, IM LYIN!”(sxyQblondie is ready for friday night!!)(Check me out!)

@M-DADDY

AS LONG AS YOU’VE ALREADY ASKED FOR FORGIVENESS, YOU SHOULD BE STRAIGHT.:-) LOL

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I’ve done that

@aunt Viv – Did the parents catch you? Or was the dry part the confession??

ANY OTHER LADIES GOT A FREAKY SPOT CONFESSION???

HMMM!!!

HOW ABOUT AN “OFF LIMITS” PERSON CONFESSION!!!!!!!

@LL M-Daddy

I’m good thanks for asking…

My boy is in town and so we’re going out tonight and it was my other good friends birthday the other day (Wednesday) and so him and his cousin are joining us too…

I don’t know what’s gonna happen when we’re out and about because “when the Remy’s in the system ain’t no tellin’…”

I feel bad though because before I hang out with them, I’m taking my Mom out tonight to this church function (*she loves spending time with me doing whatever) and then I’m gonna be in the club later on drinkin’, talkin’ sh… and grindin’ on some lovely young ladies… SMH @ myself… I’ma heathen

I might chill and not party too hard though, who knows?

How about yourself? Got any plans or you laying low? Oh yeah, how is your son doing and the college football stuff? How did things go with that?

But on a lighter note, my co workers made me chocolate cupcakes. I feel so loved.

@cutie pie

I compare my dick to a pledge can lol. Nah Im jokin. After the procedure it was about as thick as a paper towel roll…the center part.

@2cute4u

Ok my lips are sealed…. So was that your first and last time getting turned on by a woman? Thanx by the way

AUNTIEEEEEE!! WHERE YOU BEEN ALL DAY?

@BE REAL

I KNOW, STILL A LIL DAMP BEHIND THE EARS. I GOT 2 YEARS TO 30 THOUGH.(GRUMBLING..LOL)

(screaming at M-daddy like leroy from the last dragon…..) “CAN YOU TEACH ME SOME MOVES???!!!!” LMAO!!!!!!

@DA TRUFF

LMAO..THE BEST MAN IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES!! AND THAT PART ALWAYS GETS ME TO LAUGHING!!

Damn…I was f%ckin around on another thread and ya’ll over here funnin…

Shout out to everybody

Jaxon

Z

sxyQBlondie

Cutie Pie

2 Cute

Damn…I’m bout to skate. Hollar @ ya’ll on Monday in da AM…

@ZZZZZ

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARLY MOMMA!! PARTY UP!!

@be real,

No the parents didn’t catch us, but we were so in the moment we didn’t notice that the other party goers stopped dancing and were standing around watching. Oops. Then we got out and continued inside the parents house. They were away that night.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Z!

@Z

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MA!!!!!!

@THESEEN

I PLEAD THE STRAIGHT UP 5TH.LMAO

Hi sxyQB!!!!

Massa cracked the whip on me somethin’ awful today so I’ve been offline. And I’m getting ready to bounce, so if I don’t catch you honey have a great weekend!!!!

@ Z (1 day til my BIRTHDAY!!!)

But on a lighter note, my co workers made me chocolate cupcakes. I feel so loved.

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CAN I TASTE ONE OF YOUR CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES…

@Aunt Viv

What kind of confession was that??? lol

Thank you Slide. That was very nice of you.

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@Z

Yeah, even though you think I’ma a$$hole I still like you and you be making me laugh when I be reading your comments

I remember way back when you put your myspace page up on here (cause you were arguing with somebody or something) – I was being nosey and went to it and was like = DAMN, shawty is FINE!!!!

Well anyways, how did last weekend go with your partying in DC and do you have any big plans for tomorrow or are you gonna lay low and take it easy?

Last question, what do you want on your birthday? I’m not gonna buy it or anything, I’m just curious…

@The seen

Yes that was my first and last time. I still go to the spa to get my waxes done, but I have since changed location, so I go to a different place. All the women are always cute at the spa! It must be good for business or something. I see men in there to (metro sexual ones) getting their feet done, massages, facials all that stuff.

Are you really 9 inches or are you exaggerating? Curious…

@ VIV

GOOD THANG NOBODY HAD THE VIDEO CAM OUT HUH!!!

ok, here is a triflin confession of my mine. Not too risque, just scandalous and trif. SO when i was 14, I used to date this guy. (LET ME STATE HERE I NEVER BOINKED HIM.) He liked me alot, but i ended up leave him for another guy who was way cuter. (he had light hazel eyes and years later became my fiance). Anywho, I had ended up transferring high schools and in my new school was his brother. Out of spite for my current boyfriend at the time (he cheated on me) I decided to go to a “study session” at bro’s house after school. Of course we did the do and when I was leaving…my ex walks into the house. (supposedly he didn’t live there anymore, but in Queens. He was older)He was soooo pissed to see me there and immediatly started asking me did i sleep with his brother. I denied it and so did the brother. The next day in school, The brother tells me how much his bro(my ex) really used to like me. He thought he loved me. used to do all kinds of weird shyt over me, that I will not state. The brother was grimey too bc he knew how his bro(my ex) felt. If i had known, I would not have slept with him. Anyway fast forward 6 years later…and my ex calls me. HOW HE GOT MY NUMBER IS STILL A MYSTERY TO THIS VERY MOMENT. But he calls me to “catch up” and tell me how he got signed to Jive records. and then ask “Yo, i won’t get mad. I just wanna know. Did u sleep with my brother?” I will deny it to the grave. OK thats my conffession.

@ z

happy early b-day!!!!!!! make sure to get crazy for the both of us

@AUNTIE

GIRL, MASSA ROUND HERE GET ON MY NERVES TOO!! THATS WHY I GAVE THEM THE BUSINESS YESTERDAY!!!

@ SLide

You should check my page out now. I put the pics up from DC. I had a great time in DC with my friend. We were stuntin crazy out there. Wish I could have stayed. I don’t really want anything for my birthday. I don’t need anything. I told my friends food will always make me happy, so if they want to do sumthin, we could all go out to eat.

did someone mention cake??? yall know I love me some cake..

@Z

Happy your day!!! Be safe dont drink and drive

Again Thank You to everyone who wished me Happy Birthday. I promise, I will have a drink for each and every one of you.

to answer your question from yesterday…Taking baby steps, ya know…

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@♥☺♥☺♥☺2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺

Thank You, good looking out…

As with anything “new” it takes time – Good luck with that and I wish you the best… You’re a nice young lady and a good person and so I’m quite sure that everything will work out eventually

*CAT EYES said 2 weeks, but since you’re taking “baby steps”, I’ll check back in with you with regards to that in 4…

M Daddy you have to come get your cake. Meet me at St. Francis’s parking lot. *wink*

@da truff

CAN I TASTE ONE OF YOUR CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES…

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All that sexual enuendo goin’ on in that statement!

I can’t wait to turn 30..I heard that is when you reach you sexual peak..I might just dump my b/f and get me a fresh 20 yr old

@ Z (1 day til my BIRTHDAY!!!)

OOOH! I KNEW IT!!

I KNEW YOU HAD SEX WITH MY BROTHER!!!!!!!

AFTER ALL THIS TIME THE TRUTH COMES OUT!!! LOL!!!

Happy Bday Z

Enjoy yourself this weekend

Get two drinks in for me

Happy Bday Z

Enjoy yourself this weekend

Get two drinks in for me

ON THIS JOB, I SWEAR ON A STACK OF BLUEBERRY BUTTER MUFFINS THAT I AM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS.(ROLLING EYES FURIOUSLY!!)

@dA TRUFF

pROVE IT!

@ 2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺(Check me out!)

@da truff

CAN I TASTE ONE OF YOUR CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES…

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All that sexual enuendo goin’ on in that statement!

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WHO ME!?! NAW!!!

WELL OK, MAYBE A LIL’…

PS: BUTTERSCOTCH TASTES GOOD TOO!!!

@Z

Dont drink and drive… real talk. we wanna see you here Monday. So you can tell us all about ur bday

@ dA tRUFF

mY CUPCAKE RESPONSE WAS MEANT FOR YOU. i’M TRIPPIN.

@ SXYQ

DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WANTED ME TO BUTTER YOUR MUFFINS???

@da truff

yeah, butterscotch…taste like werthers original. Do you you like those, their tasty!!!☺☺☺

@DA TRUFF

LOL, THERE YOU GO CUTTING UP!!

@2CUTE

GIRLLLLLL(LOL)

@theseen26

don’t worry sweetie. When i go out, I cab it. Where the hell would i park downtown in nyc?

@ Z

THAT’S OK! I WAS ALREADY IN THE CAR AND HALFWAY THERE ANYWAY!!!

PS: GOT MILK!?!

i’m out everyone. Have a great weekend and thanks again for the well wishes.

@ 2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺(Check me out!)

@da truff

yeah, butterscotch…taste like werthers original. Do you you like those, their tasty!!!☺☺☺

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YEP! YOUR GRAVIE MAKES ME THINK OF THEM! I LIKE TO USE THEM DURING… WELL.., UMMM.., NEVERMIND!

@ z

you ain’t never lie… there is never parking. I almost knocked out two white girls when they stole parking from me and my b/f when we went to 28th and 5th

“I GOT A LION IN MY POCKET, IM LYIN!”(sxyQblondie is ready for friday night!!)(Check me out!)

@2CUTE

GIRLLLLLL(LOL)

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Had to say it!LOL!

@ SXYQ

@DA TRUFF

LOL, THERE YOU GO CUTTING UP!!

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WHAT I SAY???

@2CUTE

GIRL, I SEE!! I WAS OVER HERE CHUCKLING!! LOL

good night everyone!! have a safe and happy weekend

@DA TRUFF

LOL @ YOU TRYING TO PLAY INNOCENT MISTER! TALKING ABOUT BUTTERING MUFFINS AND STUFF!! LMAO

2CUTE

I CHANGED MY GRAVIE LIKE AN HOUR AGO, BUT I DONT SEE IT CHANGED YET.(DAMNED GRAVATAR) WHAT DO YOU SEE?

@ cutie pie*

I can’t wait to turn 30..I heard that is when you reach you sexual peak..I might just dump my b/f and get me a fresh 20 yr old

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OH NO! NOT OUR RESIDENT “GOOD GIRL”!!! LOL!!!

DA TRUFF HURTZ!!! ( The Truth also Helps, Heals, & Hopes…)(Check me out!)

@ 2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺(Check me out!)

@da truff

yeah, butterscotch…taste like werthers original. Do you you like those, their tasty!!!☺☺☺

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YEP! YOUR GRAVIE MAKES ME THINK OF THEM! I LIKE TO USE THEM DURING… WELL.., UMMM.., NEVERMIND!

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No, don’t hold back…say what you mean and mean whatcha say! Ok well I know what your saying. I also hear that sucking on some peppermint beforehand, is also tantelizing? I mean thats what I hear..(wink,wink)!☺☺☺

(peeping around) YA’LL BOUGHT TO CUT UP AGAIN!!LOL

@ SXYQ

2CUTE

I CHANGED MY GRAVIE LIKE AN HOUR AGO, BUT I DONT SEE IT CHANGED YET.(DAMNED GRAVATAR) WHAT DO YOU SEE?

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DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I SEE??? OR AT LEAST WHAT I BEEN THINKIN’ OF?!?!?

@sxyq

I still see the cute one with the hat…I like that one! I’ll probably change mine this weekend. I guess that way it will be up by Monday…Damn gravatar system!

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I SEE??? OR AT LEAST WHAT I BEEN THINKIN’ OF?!?!?

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Da truff

no babe you might turn some ppl out if you tell us what you been thinkin’ of! You’ve had threesomes haven’t you?

@ 2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺

YEP! ALL THAT!! AND SOME ICE!!!

I LOVE A WOMAN WHO LOVES TO RECEIVE ALL THE “FLAVORS” OF LOVE!!!

OH WAIT… NOT THE FLAVA… BUT THE FLAVORS!!!

DON’T NEED NO BAD IMAGRY!!! LOL!

@ 2CUTE

I’VE CLEARED MY CACHE HEAR AT THE JOB, I SEE IT NOW. CLEAR YOUR CACHE WOMAN!! I CHANGED THE HAT ONE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY!!(LOL)

@DA TRUFF

SURE LUV. WHAT DO YOU SEE, AND WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING(you want to tell me anyway..lol)

You bunch of perverts – I’m out!

@ 2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺

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Da truff

You’ve had threesomes haven’t you?

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ONLY ONCE… WELL ACTUALLY TWICE, WIT THE SAME TWO CHICKS…

HOW ABOUT YOU 2CUTE???

AND YOU SXYQ???

@DA TRUFF

NO SIR. NO 3 SOMES FOR THE KID. I’M TOO SELFISH AND 2 STRAIGHT FOR THAT.(LOL)

No never any threesomes. I think I’ll leave that for fantasy time! Is that your girlfriend in the gravie?

cool ok now I see sxy q blondie with blonde hair! in a black outfit.

@2CUTE

YOU CLEARED THE CACHE!!(LOL) THATS THE ONE I JUST PUT UP TODAY.

@ DIVA

HEY MISS!!! SHARE SOME WITH US!

@ 2CUTE

OK FANTASY TIME!!! NAW, I WISH!!! THAT’S KIMBERLY ELISE…

@ SXYQ

2 SELFISH & 2 STRAIGHT!!! LOL!!! HEY, YOU COULD ALWAYS GET IT FROM TWO GUYS @ ONCE… THAT’S A THREESOME…

SXYQ

NOW I CAN’T SEE PIC I WAS GONNA COMMENT ON…

ANYWAY!!! I WAS GONNA SAY… I’VE SEEN THAT VIEW BEFORE!!!!!!

YOU HAD THAT GRAVIE CROPPED JUST RIGHT SO THE UNTRAINED EYE COULD NOT SEE WHAT WAS REALLY GOING ON!!!

YOU DON’T FOOL ME GIRLIE!!!

LIL KIM, TAKE NOTE, LLOYD IS AN EXAMPLE OF A BLACK PERSON WHO COULD USE A NOSE JOB, YOU AND VIVA DID NOT NEED ONE.

@ DIVA

FROM NOW ON…

I’M ONLY EATING DOUGHNUT HOLES!!! LOL!

@DA TRUFF

NO SIR!! NO 2 GUYS FOR ME!! WHAT PIC ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MISTER? WHAT POSITON?

DIVA

HEY HEY HEY MOMMA!!!

WTF?! IS THIS THE MUPPETS CONVENTION?

WERE’S TINY AT?…ALL WE NEED IS HER TACK-HEADED MISS PIGGY LOOKIN-ASS

SXYQ

IT WAS A CLOSE-UP OF YOUR FACE… EYES, NOSE & BANGS. BUT YOUR MOUTH WAS MYSTERIOUSLY CROPPED OUT AND YOU HAD THIS EROTIC LOOK IN YOUR EYES!!!

I KNOW THAT LOOK! I’VE SEEN THAT LOOK!!!

@FURIOUZ STYLEZ

YOUR COMMENTS BE CRACKING ME UP!!

@DA TRUFF

YOU ARE SO CRAZY!!(LOL) IN THE FULL SHOT OF THAT PICTURE, IM ACTUALLY JUST SITTING ON MY BED IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER, HALF SMILING. THERE IS NOTHING EROTIC GOING ON. YOU AND YOUR WILD IMAGINATION!!(LOL)

@DIVA

GIRL YOU ARE A MESS(LMAO)

@DIVA

NOW LOOKIE HERE!! I JUST READ YOUR MESSAGE ABOUT THE DONUTS. I LOVE CRIPAAAAYYYYY CREEEAMMMMMMMM!!! ENTIRELY TO MUCH TO BE WAISTING THEM LIKE THAT!! THEY ARE THE KING OF DONUTS. WHY NOT DUNKIN DONUTS??LMAO

SXYQ

OH! OK! YEP!!!

JUST LIKE THAT BOYS ONE EYED UNCLE AIN’T SEE YOU GIVIN’ IT UP EITHER HUH???

MMM… HMMM…

@DA TRUFF

LOL@ YOU REMEMBERING MY STORY. OR RE-READING IT. BUT THAT WAS A JOKE. I KNEW HE COULD SEE. HOWEVER, MY PHOTO WAS JUST A PHOTO. NOTHING INDECENT OR SUGGESTIVE.

I’M SO GLAD IT’S FRIDAY!

I’M BOUT TO GET SOME TONITE!!!

4 DAYS IS TOO LONG TO GO WITHOUT!!!!!!!

WOWWWWWW@ DA TRUFF. 4 DAYS THAT’S IT? WHERE’S YOUR ENDURANCE MAN?

OK GIRL! I’M JUST TEASIN!!!

DON’T GET ALL WIERD ON ME NOW…….

YOU KNOW HOW WE DO!

@DA TRUFF

LMAO..I KNOW THAT!!(SMILE) YOU DIDNT TAKE ME SERIOUS DID YOU? LIGHTEN UP FRESH POT!!

SXYQ

ENDURANCE I GOT… I CAN LAST AN HOUR!!!

PATIENCE IS ANOTHER THING… I’M JUST AT A PLACE WHERE I REALLY WANT IT EVERYDAY!!! IF I WAS MARRIED OR LIVED WITH MY GIRL OR JUST HAD A STEADY SUPPLY NEARBY.., I’D BE GOOD!

BUT MY “FRIEND” LIVES 50 MILES AWAY SO WEEKENDS ARE OUR THING! I’M BEING “FAITHFUL” RIGHT NOW SO I DON’T HAVE ANY SIDE PIECES TO FILL IN THE GAPS…

NOW, IN THE PAST I ONCE WENT 8 MONTHS WITHOUT SEX! I WAS SINGLE & CELIBATE…

DID’NT REALLY LIKE THAT!

I CAN GO A GOOD TWO WEEKS WITHOUT FREAKING OUT, BUT AFTER THAT… LOOK OUT!!!!!!!

SXYQ

ANYWAY, WHAT’S YOUR LIMIT IN AND OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP???

HOW LONG CAN YOU GO UNTIL YOU JUST GOTTA GET SOME???

@DA TRUFF

SXYQ

ANYWAY, WHAT’S YOUR LIMIT IN AND OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP???

HOW LONG CAN YOU GO UNTIL YOU JUST GOTTA GET SOME???

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THAT DEPENDS. I THINK WITH ME IT’S MORE OF A MENTAL CONTROL THING. YOU KNOW, MIND OVER MATTER. SO I’VE ACTUALLY GONE ONCE FOR A WHOLE YEAR WITHOUT DOING A THING. AND IT DIDNT BOTHER ME AT ALL BECAUSE I WANTED IT THAT WAY. THEN THERE WERE TIMES WHEN I WAS ON A CONSECUTIVE DAY AFTER DAY SITUATION. I GUESS IT’S ALL BASED ON IF I LET IT GET THE BEST OF ME. NEED OR WANT. THAT KIND OF THING.

@ DA TRUFF

IF IT’S A SITUATION WHERE I’M IN THE MOOD, THEN I BECOME IMPATIENT AND WILL ATTACK!!(LMAO)

I FEEL YA SXYQ! MOST MEN & WOMEN HAVE THAT DIFFERENCE TOO… US MEN THINK WE NEED IT WHILE WOMEN HAVE TO WANT IT!

BUT IT IS DIFFERENT IN DIFFERENT SITUATIONS AND POINTS IN OUR LIFE TOO.

I JUST KNOW, I LIKE GETTIN IT AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE RIGHT NOW!!! LOL!

@DA TRUFF

DONT I KNOW THAT MEN AND WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT!!(LOL) WHEN IT COMES TO THAT ANYWAY.

@ DA TRUFF

IF IT’S A SITUATION WHERE I’M IN THE MOOD, THEN I BECOME IMPATIENT AND WILL ATTACK!!(LMAO)

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I LOVE WHEN YA’LL DO THAT!!! AIN’T NUTHIN’ LIKE A CHICK JUST TAKIN CONTROL OUTTA NOWHERE AND GOIN FOR IT!!!

YES GIRL JUST STRIP ME DOWN & TAKE IT!!! JUMP ON TOP AND RIDE ME UNTIL MY TOES CURL & MY EYES ROLL BACK IN HEAD!!!

MMMMMMM!!!!!!!

@DA TRUFF

YOU ARE SO CRAZY! LOL(im over here chuckling at you..lol)

@DA TRUFF

I DONT KNOW IF THATS DIVA. THERES NO GRAVIE.

OOOPS! I WAS’NT EVEN PAYIN ATTENTION SXYQ…

THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP.., YOU THE KINDA CHICK THAT GOT A BROTHAS BACK!

AND FRONT TOO!!!

@DA TRUFF (wink)I TRY, I DO!(SMILE)

SXYQ

WELL DONE!!!

@TRUFF HURTZ

SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED FOR THE WEEKEND MY FRIEND?

DUH!

OK SXYQ, THESE ARE THE PLANS…

TONITE – DRIVE TO HER PLACE, GET A KISS, DINNER & MOVIE: THEN HOT STEAMY SEX & SOME SLEEP.

SAT MORNING – WAKE-UP LUVIN’ BREAKFAST & SHOWER/SEX.

SAT AFTERNOON/EVE – MALL, FARMERS MKT., BEACH, CARNIVAL, DINNER, BACK TO BEACH FOR LATE NITE DIP & SEX

SAT NITE – SLEEP…

SUN MORN – LAY IN BED & PLAY EROTIC TRICKS ON EACH OTHER, BREAKFAST IN BED, CLENSE EACH OTHER IN THE SHOWER, TALK ABOUT OUR FUTURE(HER IDEA NOT MINE), LUNCH, BEACH AGAIN(SHE LOVES IT), COOK DINNER FOR HER, GET A GOODBYE QUICKIE, DRIVE BACK TO MY PLACE & PASS OUT!!!!!!!

HOW’S THAT SOUND???

@tru diva, sxyq, and da truff

Still here?

@ MsJaxon

@tru diva, sxyq, and da truff

Still here?

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I AM! WHAT YOU UP TO???

CHECKING BACK…

ANYONE IN HERE???

ANYONE AT ALL???????

I would hit Lloyd and pull his hair while getting it crackin

LLOYD, no doubt.

Lloyd! although he has that pimp hair going on, I love his skin! he is a hottie! next Bobby V! Never Ray J, never! He talk too much

I take all 3 !! ;D Have me sum REAL fun or what!..LOL

These are some short bookshelf muther effers. Everyday, I thank my parents for giving me height. The shorter you are, the more problems you’re going to cause and everything you do, will have to be BIG!!!!

BOBBY V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVING HIM LONG TIME, EVEN THOUGH HE BE DA SHORTEST U NO HE BE PACKIN THAT JACK HAMMER LOL U NO WUT THEY SAY’ BIG THINGS COME IN SMALL SIZES. BEST BELIEVE.

HELL TO THE NAW!!!!

i wouldn’t want any of them.

Lloyd is way too feminine to sleep with a woman.

Bobby V. is a scrub.

Ray J a ho he probably got crabs or something.

I’d definitely hit Lloyd’s fine Indian lookin azz. I love me some black Indian looking guys with smooth dark skin and long silky hair like his.

Why does Bobby V.’s head look so dayum small? And honestly, I’d pass on all three.

UMM ID HIT LLOYD…

Ray J! But he been up in EVERYBODY, SMH!

Bobby V. looks like a lost leprechaun & Lloyd has always looked like an old man to me!

I love Bobby V. Hes being featured in the new Left Eye album “Eye Legacy” on “rags 2 Riches”. The Album come out Jan 27th 2009 cant wait!!!

Dallas is a Sell out.