Friday, September 5th, 2008
Which One Would You Hit??
Posted by Bossip Staff
Lloyd, Bobby Valentino, and Ray J hit up the 2008 BMI Urban Awards in LA last night.
If you HAD to hit one of these little midglets, Which One??
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Probably Ray J…LMAO! seriously…Ray J.
Ray J my gosh
Here goes Bossip and their ghetto ***** thumbnails again…SMH…DIDN’T I TELL YA’LL TO FIRE YOUR IT GUY!?!!?!?! I Don’t care how many kids he got!
Oh Second—yeah!
NAN ONE!…they all look a bit on the “touched” side, but i’d brush Lloyd’s silky hair
Hey Lauren!
well the all only come up to my…OOOOH!
they
Neither – you have to be at least 5′10′ to get on this ride! HA! Stop playing Bossip, and stop picking squishy wimpy BOYS. First midgets, then fat guys, now this.
none unless i wanted a midget orgy!!
good morning all..TGIF!
@LAUREN: Morning momma…how are you? (HUGS)!
There is something about this pic with Ray and dem, I can’t put my finger on it!
CM: looks nice, she always do to me…
RRoss: Looks like he has been sprayed by a skunk!
Hey Girls!!!
Id hit Bobby V…
slow down….I just wanna get to know you
STILL mad at Fonzie…
*SECRET* I used to LOVE Flex Alexander
HEY LAUREN!!
ROZZAAAAA!!! HEY MOMMA!! HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING?
Ray J!! I have seen his work
GM Finesse….TGIF INDEED!!!
KZZ!! NIKKSTER!! HAPPY FRIDAY AND WHAT NOT!!
RAY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
i would hit all three one with a baseball bat, the next with a claw hammer, and the last with a shovel…
@ERMMMMY:: ~~KZZ waving from her desk~~~\
@ROZZA: I’m so DEAD at your comment! LOL!
LMAO @ hey girl…wow….so violent…..hahahhah dang
Ummmm…. Imma go with my boo LLOYD!!!! HEEEY BOOO!!!!!!
Good Morning Ladies!!!!!!
Cee-Lo’s pants are about to die….from strangulation…
yeowwwwwwwwwwwwwww im ready to go hizommmmme….*huggin KZZ cuz i’m feelin extra chipper today*
HIYA SWEET CHEEKS!!
MORNIN’ NIKKI!
SWEET CHEEKS!
KZZME!!
wow slim pickins today huh?
i continue to be asexual until bossip puts some one worthy of a vagina on one of the “who would you hit?” articles.
@NU: Hey sis, ~~kzz cyber huggung the ***** outta you: and BTW get outta my head! I used to love me some Flex….
@ERMMYY: I don’t see that much of you, but when we do it’s all LOVE & HUGS! MMMMMMMuuuuaaahh!
@SQ: What up girl, you were a cyber flirting disaster last night, damn you had 2 you were flirting with! you are on punishment! NO BOSSIP!
Ray J while Bobby V and Lloyd sing
Ray J of course. That was too easy. How you gonna have us choosing between a man and two boys?
I’d break myself off first! I ain’t tryin to “hit” none of them.
BOSSIP–
Ya’ll be doin’ the sistas hella wrong!!
Crooked, leaning to the left ***** Ray J.
Lloyd–looking like one of the five heartbeats.
And, Bobby–standing there looking like he can’t find his boarding p*****!!
That’s “effed” up, BOSSIP!!!
lol @ mandah you CRAZY!
@Mandah: Heya you:
@NU: You Stoopid 4x’s….strangulation though!
@ KZZ…girl i had been havin ex issues @ work so i was dippin in and out. But sometimes Bossip stories dont be worth commentin on cuz they are not newsworthy… and be mad bored. so i skip on over to panache report
And, Bobby–standing there looking like he can’t find his boarding p*****!!
*CORPSE*
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@1TRUE: What you got on my w/e outfits? you know imma need that Gussi bag to go with it! LOL!
@KZZ
(stomping foot hard) DAMMIT WHY YOU ALWAYS CATCHING A NEGROE? LMAO. I THOUGHT I DID BETTER YESTERDAY. SHEESH!!!!!(LMAO)
@TRUDIVA
WHAT IT IS YO, AH WUZ UP?? LOL. WHAT YOU DOING ON SO EARLY? I WROTE THAT BLOG JUST LIKE I TOLD YA I WOULD!! LMAO.
Hey Ladies!!! happy Friday!! woo woo!!!
MANDAH!! HEY GIRL!
I gotta go with BoBBy V. Ray J is eewww since he messes with Whitney he is finished.. lloyd??? nahhhhhhh Bobby is short but he reall can git it
These men are all suspects for doin the butt dance…literally.
And Rick Ross must of been there to provide security, make sure everything was in order….teeheehee….
MORNING LADIES!
DON’T ACT LIKE YOU WOULDN’T LET RAY J HIT EITHER! I KNOW YA’LL SAW THE VIDEO!
NEVA WOULD I LET RAY J HIT. HE SICKENS ME!!
Leave Bob alone…him just scared a lil….
KZZ…you know why I liked Flex? Peep the name…no need for change!!!
SWEET CHEEKS, Ermster, sxyQblondie, 1TruDiva, Ms. Philly…hello Ladies
1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is rating the BOSSIP brothas–starting in the Usher thread!(Check me out!)
I’d break myself off first! I ain’t tryin to “hit” none of them.
BOSSIP–
Ya’ll be doin’ the sistas hella wrong!!
Crooked, leaning to the left ***** Ray J.
Lloyd–looking like one of the five heartbeats.
And, Bobby–standing there looking like he can’t find his boarding p*****!!
That’s “effed” up, BOSSIP!!!
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rigamortis has just set in i am dead!!!!!!!!!
Goodmorning to all:
Nikki
Kzzme
Ermy Erm
Lauren
Mandah
1TruDiva
Envy Me
Jaxon
Cutie Pie
Aunt Viv
Rozza
Intuitive Pisces
….and everyone else. HAPPY FIRDAY!
they look like 3 ewoks from star wars
Oh oops, hey IJM as well!
My *****-*****in Homie Re….
Im doin a jig…to the tune of ‘Dont Save Her’ -Project Pat….
Ms. Philly(Check me out!)
MORNING LADIES!
DON’T ACT LIKE YOU WOULDN’T LET RAY J HIT EITHER! I KNOW YA’LL SAW THE VIDEO!
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well kim k must really be the biggest hoe cause it appeared se was sleepin on ole dude…. it dont matter if you got that magic stick but u dont know how to * ahem* wurk it lmao!
OK my BOSSIP morning crew–
Good morning, ladies!!!!!!!!!
Note the name change. See, what we can do to p***** the time today is to rate the BOSSIP brothas! (before they get here. Lol!)
What we can do is this–
We can rate on gravies, intellect or, overall flow.
For every name typed, they get a point. If you type a name, you MUST type the reason why–and you can choose as many as you’d like!!! Toward the end, we see who has the most points.
That man will be titled “BOSSIP’s BOSSMAN!”
Game?
ugh…i can’t stand neither one of these wackorific boys…Bobby is bugging with that leather jacket if its hot in NY, I know it is a scorcher in LA I really wanted to go to the BMI Urban Awards this year…:(
no better yet 3 wet gremlins!!!
Hey!!!!
@ Re
@ Ermy
@ Mandah
@ Nikki
@ Kzz
@ Sxyq
@ Ms. Philly
hey mrs.Re! lol lookin like mya’s prettier sister!
daxn friday is like some good herbage cause i feel happier that a ***** lol!
I would have to say Ray J of course!
@DIVA
WELL COME ON WITH IT THEN!!LOL
male dark butts
HEY CUTIE PIE!!
Ladies–
Please bear with me today!!! My PC is hella slow, I got to stomp on the “h” button for the ***** to work and the “g” and the “c” keys got trigggger fingers!
I should’ve paid them damn Rent-to-Own peeps last week!
Lol!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Cutie pie!!!
@1TruDiva, oh im game and my 1 vote goes to Redd Tony Aka luciousness aka Earth sign…..he could get it all day
CP!!
Why does Ray J look like he will steal out your house?
Stupid ***** like the rabbit antennas off your tv…
“OK my BOSSIP morning crew–
Good morning, ladies!!!!!!!!!
Note the name change. See, what we can do to p***** the time today is to rate the BOSSIP brothas! (before they get here. Lol!)
What we can do is this–
We can rate on gravies, intellect or, overall flow.
For every name typed, they get a point. If you type a name, you MUST type the reason why–and you can choose as many as you’d like!!! Toward the end, we see who has the most points.
That man will be titled “BOSSIP’s BOSSMAN!”
Game?”
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ooooo fun!!!…. I wanna play I wanna play!!!
@MANDAH
LOL..GIRL YEAH EARTHSIGN IS A RATHER GOOD LOOKING BROTHA ISNT HE?
Re!! Cutie Patooty!!!
@ Cutie…..ugh…i can’t stand neither one of these wackorific boys
THANK YOU!!!
Bossip…smh x 1 gabillion…we GROWN womens…why do u insist on puttin pics up of lil boys?
1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is rating the BOSSIP brothas–starting in the Usher thread!(Check me out!)
Ladies–
Please bear with me today!!! My PC is hella slow, I got to stomp on the “h” button for the ***** to work and the “g” and the “c” keys got trigggger fingers!
I should’ve paid them damn Rent-to-Own peeps last week!
Lol!!!!!!!!!!
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you cuttin up today!!! lol
Morning Re
Morning Diva
Morning Niki
and all the BOSSIP crew!!!
TGIF ummmm RAY J FOR SURE!
Nikki! What up Holmes, lol.
@Mandah…thanks babe
Its Friday…I’m glad I made it cause I’ve been ready to get my punch on this past week…as in, a single punch to the back of the head of a certain co-worker….
@RE: HEY mamacita! glad to meet ya!
@CP: Morning….HUGS!
@SQ: Well damn it’s not like it’s private you know! BOSSIP! and look at you jumping all over what !True is game to do! PUNISHMENT!
hiya Slim….happy fry-day!
lol @ nikki
he really is looking like a con in that pic
Ms. Philly(Check me out!)
MORNING LADIES!
DON’T ACT LIKE YOU WOULDN’T LET RAY J HIT EITHER! I KNOW YA’LL SAW THE VIDEO!
i new you wuz a hoodho, any ***** who let rayj hit it after *****king that crackhead witney huston and ***** lil kim has no standerds. Yous a hoodho of the highest order.
What we have right here is the “barf”-ateria of male pulchritude. Stop boosting these gross skanks, we want some real men. I am sick of these weak ***** ho-hags.
all these brothas make good music cept fo ray j. he just make dirty movies
lmao @1Trudiva saying “I would break myself off first”
Hey Slim!!!
With this said: CP!!
Why does Ray J look like he will steal out your house?
Stupid ***** like the rabbit antennas off your tv…
~~~~~~~~They are about to have my Funeral services right now! yall STOOPID 20x’s~~~~~~~~~~!LOL!
Like he has a Tommy Gun but no bullets….
“Here I say…I say…Im gonna need you to bent over see” -Ray J with a Swisher in his mouth…
I would not let Ray J hit cause I saw the video. The tip of his d!ck was all ashy & scally looking. Something about it just don’t look right. Plus he done *****ed with many hoes (RAW) that all have ties to HIV.
Plus part time working, fake ***** player type *****s don’t get me wet.
So was Rick Ross working undercover that night? I see he’s got the “street” clothes on. His badge is under shirt.
@KZZME
MKAY MMMMKAY. I’M GUILTY. IF YOU LOVE ME, YOU GET ME SOME HELP. HOW’Z ABOUT HABITUAL FLIRT COUNSELING? WHADDYA THINK ABOUT THAT?(LOL)
@ 1TruDiva Hey I’m a Bossip brotha and I’m already here.
Morning to Bossip Ladies.
@HOTSAUCE: PUT THAT ***** BACK IN YOUR MOUTH! AND DO WORK! GTFOH WITH THAT BULL***** 2DAY! ~~~KZZ BLOWING A BIG KISS AT YOU CUZ YOU NEED LOVE~~~~
I would not let Ray J hit cause I saw the video. The tip of his d!ck was all ashy & scally looking. Something about it just don’t look right.
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ROFL
Ray J all day.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNTINS SHOMONDO!!:-)
I GOT A LION IN MY POCKET, IM LYIN”(sxyQblondie says hey hey hey…it’s friday!!)(Check me out!)
@MANDAH
LOL..GIRL YEAH EARTHSIGN IS A RATHER GOOD LOOKING BROTHA ISNT HE?
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sexy and intellectual
sexallectual
lol
that was corny i know lol
the Simmonses look very cute but the TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT frock is a TAD MUCH…
ROFL @KZZ SWINGING RIGHT HOOKS EARLY IN THE A.M.
NONE
HEY SLIM!!!
ANY DUDE THAT POSTS TO TALKIN WHO WE WILL ***** NEVER GETS ANY THEMSELVES….***** ***** *****…
pullin my glok9n out…
YOUZA A ***** AZZ NICCA DONT NEVA GET NO PUZZY HOE AZZ ***** NICCA
where is he?
@SQ: Your azz needs an intervention!
@Shomondo; You already know what I told you! IN MY COLOR PURPLE VOICE “BONI BONI”! You and us must never part! LOL! jk:
the dress was apparently designed under the LSD influence…Drugs r bad…mmmnkay…
Get me in a bed with RayJ!!
@SLIM: Hey Slim to you too….
@SQ: I just hate *****AZZ nucca’s!
@MANDAH
LOL…GIRL IT WORKS IT WORKS.
ROFL @ NIKKI’S GLOK IMPERSONATION
Why does Ray J look like he will steal out your house?
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NIK–you do tis ***** to me every damn time!!
ROTMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK. OK.
I’ma have to go with Hot Sauce!!!
I’d serve that mu*****ka up sooooooooo good, he’d be washin’ my feet while singing “Near my God to thee”.
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In Spanish!
Re…
He was wired up…tryin to get the word on when Bobby and Luda’s new song is coming out…
Hot Sauce, have you nothing better to do?
“I would not let Ray J hit cause I saw the video. The tip of his d!ck was all ashy & scally looking”
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EWWWWWW!!!! he got iguana d**k
@NU: They about to read The EULOGY! Glokn impersonator! LMAO!
Eww! No one really. But Lloyd look most creepy :S
@DIVA
GIRL I’M ON MY KNEES PRAYING FOR YOU RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT (kneeling down in front of bed..”dear Lord..where do I begin…..lol)
@KZZ
GIRL…TELL ME ABOUT IT!!
Good morning sxyQ. You good? I’m tired and feelin mad bummy right now.
Hey y’all! This topic blew up! My previous comment is awaiting moderation (whatever the hell that means). I put up a link that gives detail about Sarah Palin and I think it needs to be spread around. It is sarahpalinexposed.com – check it out!
Damn Shomondo–
I rated you last night!
Damn sure did!!! I’d sit right on top of that bald ***** head!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
1Tru…
Real talk..Ray J look grimy like he would steal the condom back and wash and reuse….
@SHOMONDO
THIS MORNING IS STARTING OFF TO A GOOD DAY. I SLEPT OKAY LAST NIGHT SO I’LL HAVE MAD ENERGY FOR THE DAY. WHY YOU FEEL BUMMY LUV?
Rick Ross is Mr. T’s cousin. FACT.
@ Nikki: What makes you think he would wash it?
lloyd looks like gonzo from the muppets
1Tru…
You wouldnt do a MJ spin on his head…
HEY Shomondo!!!
Hey Rozza!!!
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I just adore organic jelly beans mmmmmmm
(Check me out!)
“I would not let Ray J hit cause I saw the video. The tip of his d!ck was all ashy & scally looking”
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EWWWWWW!!!! he got iguana d**k
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o m g yall shot out!!! lmao!!
sxyQ, cutie pie, Kzzm, Nikki, Re, Mandah, Diva, Finesse, and Lauren: You guys are on fire this morning! Iguana *****!!???!?!?!?!? Too funny!
Happy Friday!
Oshie…
LOL!!! Cause I gotta give him SOME credit…
@ Kzz Morning babe. How have you been? Have missed bossipin with cha ima never ever stay away days again lol.
hey rozza!!!
kudos for putting people on blast this early morning
Good Morning, Shomondo!
NIKKI ROZZA HIIII. Good to see your lovely faces. I’m up on here all day today DAMN workin, nicca in pain.
Nikki, I wouldn’t give him any credit, he probably wouldn’t give me a towel afterwards. Whatta jerk.
Hi cutie pie.
Damn NIK– Damn I say!!!!
Lol!!!
OK. What about Hannibal? He cleans up rather nice??
@cutie pie: The Sarah Palin Exposed website will open up everyone’s eyes! I hope we spread the website around!
Oshie….
HA!! He wouldn’t lovingly wipe your butt and other special areas? You know that’s when you got a dude when he wipes you…before himself…
i think i am in love hot sauce is so gangsta!!!
Hey ladies!!!
Ermy Erm,
Nikki U,
Lauren,
Cutie Pie.
SxyQ,
Kzz,
Mandah,
Rozza,
RE
What’s up! What i miss??? Yall been behavin? Where’s Sugar?
Oh, and Bossip…if i HAD to…I’d go with Ray J, with 2 condoms, lol!
HEY ROZ MY V.A SISTER!!I JUST PULLED THE PAGE UP. WATCHING AND BLOGGING ALL AT ONCE.LOL
Hey Ermy Erm!!!
They are off the chain this moring!! LOL
Kesha….
Ray J would take the condoms back….
hey shomondo!!! one of the ONLY gentleman on bossip
@NIKKI
You know that’s when you got a dude when he wipes you…before himself…
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LMAO. TO THAT I SIMPLY SAY..”SHOULDERS, CHEST, PANTS, SHOES!!”
@Shomondo: You just turned me on! LMAO! in my sexy voice!
@Rozza: My aunt was telling me something about her co-worker went on Sarah P. Soon to be Son-in Law my*****e Page, and he is on there saying how he is a RED_NECK! and how he got her daughter pregnant once b4 but the baby died due to DS, Idk how true this is but I hear he had alot to say about the family period! see if you can find out some info…..
1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is rating the BOSSIP brothas–starting in the Usher thread!(Check me out!)
Damn NIK– Damn I say!!!!
Lol!!!
OK. What about Hannibal? He cleans up rather nice??
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he already got a bossip baby momma ( waitin to get a whippin from cutie pie) lmao!
I guess I wouldn’t get no more real dyck if these are my choices *stocking up on AA batteries*
HEY KESH KESH!! HOWS IT GOING THIS MORNING?
OMG kesha!!! I worried about you and man I just don’t care!..how are you doing
1Tru…
Hannibal…Imma beat his ***** when I catch him…he is too bad.
I said mine the other day…not saying it again…
WIPE ME DOWN… LOL!!! but tru story…
@KZZ(pulling out reverse punishment form) I’M ISSUING YOU A CITATION MISSY!! LOOK AT YOU BEING THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK!LOL
@KESHA: ~~~KZZ sending out a (BIG HUG)!
“he already got a bossip baby momma ( waitin to get a whippin from cutie pie) lmao!”
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lol
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I just adore organic jelly beans mmmmmmm
(Check me out!)
hey shomondo!!! one of the ONLY gentleman on bossip
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co sign
@SQ: But see I just be playing and stuff LMAO! I always play with Shomondo like that! you on the other hand be talking to all the MENS! all day like that! YOU DAMN FLIRT! LOL!
@ cutie pie. Thank You.
@ kzz thats right baby talk dat talk nicca NEED dat rite now lol.
Hey Kesha!
Nikki…
….Rick Ross has the code word ready in case the sting blows up. Code word: Big Willie style.
I THINK THE MEN WHO COME ON BOSSIP WITH INTELLIGENCE AND MATURITY, WHILE STILL MAINTAINING WIT AND HUMOR. GET ALL PRAISE IN MY BOOK.
“@cutie pie: The Sarah Palin Exposed website will open up everyone’s eyes! I hope we spread the website around!”
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not to judge a book by its cover but at first glance at ms. vp i knew she had skeletons in her closet that could not remain in the closet…and this is who represents for republicans..I always said the rich one’s were the real psycho’s
He does?????????????
Y’all know I got my BOSSIP Justice of the Peace *****!
Do I need to perform another BOSSIP wedding?
The most romantic thing a guy ever said to me, as he handed me a towel, was “sorry about your eye”.
Kesha Weesha!!!
yanib(Check me out!)
I guess I wouldn’t get no more real dyck if these are my choices *stocking up on AA batteries*
=================== dead!!!
@KZZ
“NOW SHALL I TELL THE TRUTH AND THE WHOLE TRUTH…WHEN IT COMES TO THOSE I BE PIMPIN LIKE IM SUPPOSE TO!!”
LMAO!!
@SQ: All Men get praise in your book! stop lying! (HUGS)!
@Shomondo: O.k Baby then here you go, ” kzz will rub your head ever so gently until you want me to stop, while kissing and caressing your neck with my tongue” is that o.k Shomondo? how you like that SQ?????????
Good Morning Bossip Ladies and Gents
I love Ray Js swagger, I don’t care what yall say about him.
lloyd still look like a bug and that other guy – HELL NAW! Bossip please give us some Nelly, Luda anybody!
I would do neither. All three of em got the kind of music I would listen to while a real nicca is breaking me off.
We can’t have people shackin up on BOSSIP!!!
I got’s to make my people legit.
Who I need to marry??????????????
ray j all day!!! i saw that sex tape
HEY BE REAL!! WHATS GOING ON WITH YOU? I COSIGN WITH YOU ON LUDA DAMMIT!! LOL
@KZZ
NO MAAM. NOT ALL THE MENZ. CAUSE YOU KNOW THERE ARE THOSE FEW THAT DESERVE TO ROT!!(JUST SERIOUS..LOL)
I was watching American Gangster the other night on BET and they did a story on the guy rick ross took his name from..officer ross is so damn unoriginal he took the guys entire look..bushy ***** beard and all. The only difference between the two is that the real ricky ross is a lot smaller than poodle-eating officer ross.
talking about he went to jail for slinging drugs..no boo you went to jail to punch in your time card.
@OSHIE: YOU KILLED IT LIKE 40x’s with that! LOL!
@Shomondo: I know you haven’t seen me, but believe me I am a female, NU/IJM knows that they’ve talked to me…I don’t think you will have a problem with my gravy, I just hope you are here when I put it up because I won’t leave it up for long…. I just thought I’d tell you that, because it’s some horror stories on BOSSIP! and you could think you are talking to a man…~wink~
The most romantic thing a guy ever said to me, as he handed me a towel, was “sorry about your eye”.
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“”lizbeth, I’m coming to join ya!”"
Re…
Like the whale right? Not his ***** right?
Oshie…
You damn fool!!! LOL!!
lloyd is the gayest mother*****a in music i swear.
everyone looked nice tho.
KZZMERGHTTHERE(I SAY TGIF WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT)! PICK UP A SPLIFF AND BLAZE!(Check me out!)
@SQ: But see I just be playing and stuff LMAO! I always play with Shomondo like that! you on the other hand be talking to all the MENS! all day like that! YOU DAMN FLIRT! LOL!
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naw naw naw, aint *****ody got nuthing on miss dana dane when it comes to flirtin!! somebody almost bought a plane ticket last i heard!!! lol
Bobby V is cuter but Ray J is probably more freaky!! lol I’d say Ray J
@Kzzm: You know that boy’s my*****e page has been severely edited or pulled, and his friends have been threatened – I mean briefed – about not saying anything. Teenagers living in Alaska probably have nothing to do but get drunk, play hockey, and screw.
Sarah Palin was someone who said Hillary neede to stop whining about harsh media coverage, but when the shoe is on the other foot, she is outraged at the media coverage. Crazy!!!
Cutie Pie,
Officer Ross uses the beard because it would be the perfect cover up from his life of crime clean-ups. You know, those pics that surfaced where he looks like his name is Alfred?
@Kzz – I don’t blame you for changing your gravie, some of these people are crazy.
Ever sense I saw Hannibal’s picture I will never be surprised at another gravie, thought for sure he was going to be 2 feet tall with troll like features because of some of the things he says.
@Sxyq – YOu know you are a big time flirt!
I finally get to rest since coming from vacation and school started yesterday. They are trying to work me like a hebrew slave here!
@cutie pie: “…The only difference between the two is that the real ricky ross is a lot smaller than poodle-eating officer ross.
talking about he went to jail for slinging drugs..no boo you went to jail to punch in your time card.”
He EATS POODLES!?!?!?!?! I am dead right now! That is too funny!
I can confirm…KZZ…is a breezy
“Officer Ross uses the beard because it would be the perfect cover up from his life of crime clean-ups. You know, those pics that surfaced where he looks like his name is Alfred?”
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LMAO…he looked like he loved him some cakes and pies
@sxyQ: How you be up in here?
KZZMERGHTTHERE(I SAY TGIF WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT)! PICK UP A SPLIFF AND BLAZE!(Check me out!)
@SQ: All Men get praise in your book! stop lying! (HUGS)!
@Shomondo: O.k Baby then here you go, ” kzz will rub your head ever so gently until you want me to stop, while kissing and caressing your neck with my tongue” is that o.k Shomondo? how you like that SQ?????????
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooh im telli mama!!! lol
Nikki…I think his ***** may be short/stubby, and fat. I can just see it now…
Rick Ross uses his beard to make sure his snacks don’t escape.
CP & Re…
A LA MODE….ALWAYS…
Of course the Bad Boy..Ray J all day!
Rick Ross uses his beard to make sure his snacks don’t escape.
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LMAO! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD, I LAUGHED SO HARD….Rozza you’re a fool….
Re…
And the hair is it salt n pep? Is it chunky? Does it have crabs?
Rozza…
“Hello jello…glad to see you stayed nice and cool”
Lloyd all the way
AWWWWW KZZZZ KISSING PEOPLE AND STUFF, I NEVER SAY STUFF LIKE THAT. AND GOING WITH MANDAH TO TELL RIGHT NOW!! LOL
Thanks for giving us that link Rozza. I was trippin on the Republicans trying to support Palin and her pregnant daughter so that was real funny how they were caught on tape talking shady about her when they thought the cameras were off. They need to put that on blast like they did Jesse Jackson!
“Rick Ross uses his beard to make sure his snacks don’t escape.”
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ROFL!!LOL
Ray J all day every day baby!
Ok – I have to use all caps for this next part…
I START WORK OFFICIALLY ON MONDAY, AND AM NO LONGER UNEMPLOYED!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Now back to our regularly scheduled Bossip comments.
Toccara, Toccara, Toccara…Girl, PLEASE start dress to completment your shape!!! You’re an upside down trangle…(aside from your *****) you have broad shoulders and narrow hips…learn to balance out.
Christine Milan looks lovely in that dress
I like Nicole Murphy’s dress. That’s the style Toccara should be wearing.
HEADING TO THE MALL TO SHOP BEFORE WORK. LOL. I GOT A HABIT, NEED SOME NEW KICKS. BE BACK AFTER 11:30
Rozza you are one silly *****.
I also have announcement Rozza:
My math teachers feet look like baked potatos.
Nikki…
…I’m thinking lint *****, and small chunks of cheese.
@ kzz aint gon want you to stop OH NO do what you do baby, do what you do. Im up on here today so when your gravie come up I will see it. You gon have me in search of in every post LOL.
@Bookworm: I am hoping that enough of us p***** the link around, not just here, but to our friends, other blog sites, and even media elements that use websites for info. And I hope and pray that the National Enquirer gets in that ***** just like they did John Edwards – and he wasn’t even running anymore!!!!
LOL @ Bossip for “midglets”. Um, I’m afraid I’d have to p***** on all of these fellas. I prefer my men taller than my baby nephew thanks.
Happy Friday Bossipers! LMAO at your comments!
hey aunt viv!! happy friday
Re…
Like Cottage or string?
Bobby Valentino, got that Puffy grill, always a tad bit open.
***** DEM *****Z!!!
I wouldnt mind me sum Christina Millian handcuffed with sum honey on top or chocolate or whip cream all drapped in some red silk sheets with the lights on and the neighbores complaining all night about the noise.
WAS THAT TOO MUCH INFORMATIONS???
@Re: “…I also have announcement Rozza:
My math teachers feet look like baked potatos.”
Not only am I crying right now because it was funny as Hell, but I had an Earth Science teacher who had the same feet!
Shomondo & KZZ…
Please continue…I have all day…
mz.cee…
See that’s why I like you…it was only you and I on Young Bob….
@ Nikki Sorry in advance for how you gon be feelin on 9/15/08 the day after da brownies get the smack down by the 412 in prime time. Gon make for a long monday for ya at the J O B LOL. Once more, sorry in advance.
Hey -
Rozza, Nikki, SxyQblondie, Cutie Pie, Aunt Viv, Re, Lauren, Mandah, BeReal, KZZ, 1TruDiva, Ermy Erm and all the rest of the sexy bunch.
@ kzz & shomondo
readind your comments remind me of the zane erotica noir book and site…very nice
@ cutiepie,
Girl, you are the sweetest. I’m good. No damage. Only no electricity
But, i’m camping at my sister’s place until i can go home to lites!
Has anyone heard from Man, i just dont care? I wonder how he’s holding up…i was worried about him too!
Hey Aunt VIV!
@ SxyQ,
what’s up mama? Have you been bahaving in my absence, lol?
Hey NU!
Hey RE!
Morning Aunt Viv. Your day off to a good start? I hope so.
he he he Ms. Nikki, that Bobby V. huh, ummm I used to dig the Flax dude too… not anymore tho!
Hey Mzcee! What is on your weekend agenda?
*Flex dude*….
@Nikki
GROSS! LOL, no strings, I’m thinking chunks, like feta cheese.
@Rozza
LOL. Last night I went to my math cl*****, and I already hate math as it is, so I went to the front of the cl***** intent on paying attention and p*****ing with an A. My teacher, who seems to always say, “As a matter of FAC,” and please RESPEC….” It’s like she can’t finish her sentences.
Then, I got a glimpse of those baked bread lookin feet, and her flats were completely overtaken by her feet…
Hey Mz. Cee
@Rozza – Congratulations on your new job!
@ kesha
thank god!..good to see everything is well and good with you. I know… I hope Man is good too i don’t think he’s been on at all this week
Nann much Ms. Rozza, gotta get my workout on and just chill out, am tired as hell!
Hi cutie pie, mz. cee, shomondo (my day will be much better when it’s 4:30!)!!
@kesha,
glad to hear things worked out with you and Gustav. Sending you hugs and praying for your electricity to come back really soon!
Ray J!!!!especially after seeing that tape.
@ kesha
Thank god! i’m so happy to hear that everything is good and well with you. I know…I hope Man is good too..he hasn’t been on at all this week.
@ Aunt Viv,
Awww, you gon make me cry! Thanks sweetie.
@ cutiepie,
I hope he’s ok. baton rouge got more damage than new orleans…i’ma say a special prayer for him. And thanks, ma, i’m good. Just glad to be back to normal (kinda)
ray J, all day!!! especially after seeing that tape, his lil azz can get it.
My math teachers feet look like baked potatos.”
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You got my family all up in Hairston Funeral Home pickin out a casket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@SQ & Mandah: AAAAWWWWW yall telling on me damn! so sadd! LOL!
@BEREAL: Thank you for calling out that SQ girl, she know she is a mess…LOL!
@ RE,
I see your new gravie…has anyone ever told you how much you favor Mya? I had to do a double take! Like, why is Mya bloggin with us regular folk, lol!
sorry for the double commenting, my computer tripping this am, i thought the first comment didnt post………. not desperate yall!!! lol
Does BMI cater for B-List celebs? Quite a few irrelevant folk at this here event…
What ya’ll talking about in here?
I’d have to say Gonzo I mean Lloyd. I hate Ray J with a p*****ion and Bobby V gets triple giggles from me. Yeah long hair, dont care Lloyd but please with the lights off and after a bottle of Patron or Goose and maybe a splif.
none of them bamas … give me mr. fonzworth bentley … all day, ‘erryday … I love that man!
@MZCEE: Heya! how you?
@NU: You silly!
@Shomondo: Oh you don’t want Kzz to stop huh! you think you smiling in that pic with your boys! i tell you what this is when a Man has put it down, she walks around the next day wearing a pantyliner because she’s still so WET! how bout that der???is that how Shomondo puts it down????
RE, Your new gravie is hella cutie !
KZZ…I’m still waiting for YOUR gravie!
@CP: Is that ZANE enuff for you? cuz I got more….LMAO!
Mornting Mz Cee, Auntie and Kesha!
Kesha–
I was glad that Gustav wasn’t as harsh as predicted. I know any damage and lives lost can be devastating. I’m glad you made out OK.
LOL@KZZ
(teasing Shomondo)
Shomondo…
Well I apologize in advance for not being your friend that day…
@AUNTIE: Hey…….~~kzz across the room waving~~~~!
@Lauren: You will appear on here one day and it will be here I hope! Gravatar.com is so dumb!
MYSELF IN THE HEAD WITH A BRICK!!! None of them disease ridden *****s and i thought Bobby was gay!
@Kesha
Thanks! I hope that is a good thing…I heard it once when I was younger, but I hear it more now…she’s from my hood, actually.
@ Diva
Where we concocting that list at?
Thanks Lauren
@ 1 true,
Thanks ma! I’m good. Real good…and blessed!
@RE
Yup, its a compliment…People can say what they want about Mya but they can NEVER say she aint a cutie!
HEY IJM!!! I spoke to you in the other post and nah you up in here! Whats good ma! How you been!?
lol @ kzz
I was actually on Zane’s site yesterday reading the real life freaky sexual encounters stories at work..there was only one good damn story out of the bunch..I have been waiting for her damn follow up to Afterburn..she needs to stop playing with people and get to writing.
IJM…
Where did you get that from? Stop spreading papers on that short cutie…
good morning i’m juse me!!
CP…
Post it…I wanna read some *****
Hey 1TruDiva and Kzzme
Ray J because at least I’ve already seen his package on his sex tape.A creative woman could think of alot of things to do with all that!!
@Shomondo: Oh you don’t want Kzz to stop huh! you think you smiling in that pic with your boys! i tell you what this is when a Man has put it down, she walks around the next day wearing a pantyliner because she’s still so WET! how bout that der???is that how Shomondo puts it down????
@Kzz Based on past dealings and the way I got treated after the LUV thing went down Ima say YES. Aint never been with a woman who aint wanted MORE MORE MORE. And about dat walkin round the next day? You would be cancelling ALL other plans, cause you aint hardly gon feel like or be moved to do nothin the next day but be askin & gettin MORE.
@ Mz. Cee
I was actually suppose to go to the BMI Urban ceremony because I am an affiliate so i guess I would’ve been on the -Z list and really really wanted to go..but I was too broke to pay for my plane ticket..oh yea and the ticket to get in.
*****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****!
Actually, I’d probably just grind on the wall or something. I’d rather not ‘hit’ any of them.
@ nikki
you want the site or the actual story?..cause if bossip allows it I can get the actual stories
@ Nikki accepted in advance. Of course. Really tho, I know there is a chance I might be the one with the sad face that day, your squad sorta nice. So extend me the same free p***** for the day. Thats all I ask.
CP…
The story
Shomondo…
I was thinking the same thing but didnt want to jinx my team…so yes..it will be extended…one boast is permitted okay?
@Shomondo:@Kzz Based on past dealings and the way I got treated after the LUV thing went down Ima say YES. Aint never been with a woman who aint wanted MORE MORE MORE. And about dat walkin round the next day? You would be cancelling ALL other plans, cause you aint hardly gon feel like or be moved to do nothin the next day but be askin & gettin MORE.
Damn I’m already bowlegged so what more could you do?????? perhaps my toes don’t curl enough!! don’t be fooled women can have yall in a certain phase the next day as well! don’t sleep! and BTW get plenty of rest, cuz you will need it!
DEAD @jellybean grinding on the wall! LOL!
@ nikki(well it is freaky friday..here you go from zane’s website)
They say frat boys are hornier than any other kinda college guy. I didn’t believe it because he was cool, calm and quite collected. This sexy as hell Hispanic joined a black fraternity and my, my, my, Poppie was yummy from the floor up. He had the sexiest body & smile, pure Latino perfection. The party ended about 2AM and picked back up at the frat house about 2:15.
Me and my girls were ready to go. Each young philly was hot to trot and doing her damn thing. We watched Poppie and his brothas all night doing their line step across the floor and each of us picked one out to take home. Every girl for herself, I thought. I said nothing all night as about 5 of the 10 girls verbally picked Poppie to be their ***** buddy that night.
He paid no mind to any of us (or so I thought). Why should he? Girls were gawking at him all night anyway. Of course all my girls went in for the kill, each making a failed attempt at hooking him at the after party.
By this time, it was about 3:30 and hell, my drink needed a serious refreshing. It became frustrated because I couldn’t find anyone with anything other than beer. After looking aimlessly for about 15 or 20 minutes for something decent to knock the edge off of my fatigue, a soft, deep and sexy voice reached out and grabbed me making my ***** instantly soaked. The voice
said, “You look like you could use a drink.” I stood there cup in hand and damn near drooling when I managed to fumble the words, “You got something?” He nodded and led me straight to his room through the crowd of people dancing and grinding and throwing up (*****y drunk).
When we got to the room he asked me had I ever drank Bacardi 151 (Puerto Rican Rum) I said no but trying to stay cool, I said “But I am sure I can handle it” He responded, “STRAIGHT?” I said, “YEAH” That had to be to best mistake I had ever made. I got drunk after 2 burning coconut cup full of the stuff. I immediately started pulling on him and sucking on him, telling him I had been eyeing him all night and that I wanted him. He asked if I was sure. I managed a severe, YES!!!!! He tossed me on the bed and I began to really get excited. He held my legs open and started to lick my ***** until I moaned. I moaned and whimpered because I could feel his ***** rise through his pants with the point of my toe. I knew this ***** was gonna be good. I tried to get up and start a new position for fear that if I came for the 5th time there won’t be anything
left when he gets up there (stupid college notions). He didn’t let me up, he held me down and went right on sucking my *****. He went as deep with his tongue as his finger. He drank the juices straight from my inside and spread them all over until he was ready to join me up top.
He turned me around and ripped off the remainder of my already tattered panties and delivered a ***** so heavy in me that I could almost feel it coming though my throat. He plunged in with long deep strokes as my ***** juices dripped down his leg. Poppie wouldn’t stop thrusting. I thought he was going for an Olympic goal or something. He lifted my leg, tossed me upside
down, Held me up with zero gravity, 69-ed me, *****ed me on the floor, the walls, the computer table, and every other surface in the tiny room that would hold up. He butterflied me so deep that me g-spot erupted and I came six straight more times before he could even dream of *****ming once. When he did *****, I was almost relieved although, I was in pure heaven. Then
to top it off, I topped him off. I had never given head before but he was a great teacher and so he got a lot that night. We fought like a couple of wrestlers in a Sumo match. It was amazing!
By this time, My Girls were so drunk that they didn’t even notice that I was gone. They took a cab home and left me to do the Bacardi 151 romp with Poppie all night. When I woke up the next morning my ***** was so sore. Worst of all (and don’t laugh but) I had a swollen mouth from my first ***** sucking session that looked like I was beat up. I mean that ***** was *****ed up for almost 2 straight days. Thank God it was the weekend, and I didn’t have cl*****es. My girls all wondered how it happened, I told them that I had an allergic reaction to my make up. THAT WAS MY STORY AND WAS STICKING TO IT!! Those *****es couldn’t take it if I actually said, I was *****ing the man y’all wanted last night, sucked his ***** for about 2 hours
collectively and that is how my mouth got *****ed up. The would have died. So I rubbed it in later. That is… after the 20th or 30th time with Poppie. That was years ago and he still remains one of my best sex-capades.
Which one would “I” hit? “Punjabi” (Lloyd)?…”Little Bobby”(Bobby)?…or “No Jobbie” (Ray J)…NEITHER!
@IJM: I just wanna send a SHOUT out to the world’s greatest! she has entered the building! I was just about to send out a serach 4ya!
Allow me to p***** judgment:
Lloyd looks A-rab
Bobby Valentino is a Midget
Christina Milian is a goddess
Teairra Meri is who???
Mel B. is gorgeous
Diamond is a ghetto piece of _____
Elise Neal would get smashed with a great vengence
Vanessa is good lookin but her sister is ____
Facts
@CP: If you don’t send NU the damn book! LMAO!
@ Kzz M*****age is my specialty. Not trained, I just love to do and the reaction that my skills bring. Ya ready? Head to toe baby I gotcha covered. Like it hard, soft, combo package? Light strokes to front & back of ya thighs, gentle kneading of your feet, strong cuppin of your butt, firmly stroking downnnn, startin at back of shoulders all the way to your lower back & back up time and time again while planting gentle kisses all up and down & around your body?? However you want it baby I gotcha.
He turned me around and ripped off the remainder of my already tattered panties and delivered a ***** so heavy in me that I could almost feel it coming though my throat…..
YEAH!!!!
strong cuppin of your butt…
YEAH!!!
lmao @ Nikki
when I read that I was like..damn!!! that is some hella d**k…make you want to call out sick for a month
CP…
What I copied really happened to me…I almost threw up…
*LOOKING FOR PHONE*
Given the choice between either of these three and a shotgun blast to the cranium, I would opt to have my brains splattered on the nearest wall.
lol @ nikki
“Given the choice between either of these three and a shotgun blast to the cranium, I would opt to have my brains splattered on the nearest wall.”
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OUCH!!! ((nodding in agreeance))
Good morning Bossips Regulars T.G.I.F
@Kesha
@cutie pie
@Aunt Viv
@mz.cee
@BeReal
@Re
@Rozza
@ SxyQ
@NIKKI UNDERWOOD
@Ms. Philly
@Ermy Erm
@Jax
@Pro
@Hotsauce
@ whoever else I forgot or might come on later
RAY J IS SUPER SEXY! I DON’T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS ( A LIL’ NASTY, BUT SEXY) BUT I LOVE LLOYD! SOOOO UM I WOULD DEFINITELY HIT LLOYD!
hey theseen26!!
@Shomondo: You have officially won me over! I am on my way…don’t worry I will catch the RED EYE if needed! ~~kzz struggling with the LV suitcase~~~”knew I shouldn’t have put all this ***** in here don’t sound like you will need much clothing~~~Damn Stewardess better move~~~!
off topic: In white people’s news… I just found out that Britney’s momma put her ***** on blast in her new book. She said that Britney lost her virginity at 14 years old and not to Justin Timberlake
@SEEN: HI…to you too….
@theseen26
hey handsome, sup?!
HEY Mr. 26!!!
KZZ…check your e-mail and report back!!!
@ cutiepie….GIRL!! You WRONG (I MEAN SOOO RIGHT) for that one! I needed that story! Was that Zane? That had to be Zane. (note to self, stop and get me a zane book on my way home if i can find an open book store)…wait, what book is this from? I need this in my life!!!
@theseen,
Hey poppie, lol(read cutie’s zane story and you’ll catch on) How are you this loveley friday morning/afternoon??!!
Lloyd…so I can pull his hair…LOL…I’m bad, huh?
I never post on this mundane feature but felt inclined to do so to clarify something the term us brothas use when talking amongst each other when describing what female we are interested in (circa 1993) was to hit example “my ***** i’m diggin megan good i’ll hit that” the problem when it pertains to the article is you females aint got no equipment to hit anything infact you are the ones that would be gettin hit you follow plugs and sockets baby plugs and sockets i’m the hitter your meaning women are the recievee you dig!
Hola errbody!
Lloyd…
What’s the topic of the day?
@CP you need to keep up…that Britney info came out from Britney herself 2 years ago
HEY HEY HEY, WHO DAT I SAY WHO DAT!!??? IM BACK!!
Jaxon(Check me out!)
Hola errbody!
Lloyd…
What’s the topic of the day?
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im wit jaxon what’d i miss?
@theseen – Hey
@cutie pie – girl you gonna stop with thiz Zane!!!
I have a book with a collection of short stories I just keep in my bathroom…whew girl…TGIF!
GOT SOME BAD NEWS, I’LL RUIN YOUR DAMN PLANS, I KNOW YOU ON MY **** JUST ADMIT YOU A DAMN FAN!”(sxyQblondie cant wait til friday)(Check me out!)
HEY HEY HEY, WHO DAT I SAY WHO DAT!!??? IM BACK!!
======================= i guess errybody dipped out for a good min lol
@The seen26 Sup! It’s nice to know I was included even though I was not even here… Or it means I am on Bossip too much so you can just *****ume I’m here lol
Update -
Cutie Pie is posting excerpts from Zane’s book!!!
@theseen26
Hey! Happy Friday….
@NU: Yeah I peeped that I got it! WOW! LOL!
I seen Ray J’s package and I’ve had bigger….Plus I know all the people that seen the video seen that he don’t have one piece of rhythm, sorry I can’t deal with someone that got a big ***** but can’t work it…..I think I’m gonna go with Lloyd on this one folks…..
lol @ kesha
thats from her site..like I said I’m fiened out for Afterburn 2
hey jaxon!!
@Be real…Thanks looks like I signed on just in time!
@ be real
when I get back from lunch we gonna get into the real ish
HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BeReal(Check me out!)
Update -
Cutie Pie is posting excerpts from Zane’s bo
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friday indeed!!!! woo woo woo!!!
@MANDAH
I CALLED MYSELF GOING TO LOOK FOR SOME SNEAKERS. BUT DIDNT SEE A DAMNED THING I LIKE!!
HEY THE SEEN!!
HEY JAXON!!
@ These *****s,
I didnt think his package was big either…average maybe…he was long (if i can remember accurately)…but length and no width=not a good combo, lol!
@ kzz meet ya at the airport. 30 mins. from my spot. Lotions & Oils stocked and ready. Do I need the ostrich feather as well?? Yeah, yeah ostrich feather too LOL.
OHHHHH MYYYYY, IT’S MY BOSSIP LOVE, MMMM MMMMM M-DADDY.(KZZ IM ABOUT TO BE GUILTY AGAIN. I’M LETTING YOU KNOW IN ADVANCE.) GOOD MORNING, AND HOW ARE YOU M-DADDY?(putting on big smile..lol)
lunch time!!! BRB yall
@KESH
I HAVE BEEN BEHAVING, WELL A LITTLE(LOL) I HAVENT GOTTEN CAUGHT ACTING UP YET.
Okay…all the freaky women have their travel toys right at their desk..enjoy lunch!!
off topic: In white people’s news… I just found out that Britney’s momma put her ***** on blast in her new book. She said that Britney lost her virginity at 14 years old and not to Justin Timberlake
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@ cutie pie: Thank you. I now have the strength to finish my mayonnaise sandwich.
Hey M-Daddy (i missed my baby daddy) how you doing?
@ cutiepie…Dang, she need to come on and get to workin, lol!
I GOT A LION IN MY POCKET, IM LYIN!”(sxyQblondie hate mcdonalds!!)(Check me out!)
@MANDAH
I CALLED MYSELF GOING TO LOOK FOR SOME SNEAKERS. BUT DIDNT SEE A DAMNED THING I LIKE!!
HEY THE SEEN!!
HEY JAXON!!
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lol we done missed a good bit, they got it poppin with some zane… im scrollin up right now! lol
Hey mmmm dadday – Happy Friday!!!
@ sxyq,
“OHHHHH MYYYYY, IT’S MY BOSSIP LOVE, MMMM MMMMM M-DADDY.”
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C, jus when i wuz bout 2 giv u a pat on da back….there YOU GO ACTIN UP AND TRYNA make sweet eyes(lol, like my momma say) to M-DADDY…NAH, ima have to CUT YOU!!! (LOL!!!!!)
Hey M-Daddy
Ray J all day all night
Yall so nasty!!
Hey Jaxon!!
Hey M DADDY!!
@MANDAH…GIRL DID I HEAR YOU SAY ZANE?? (scrolling up) YEAH WE DONT MISSED SOME STUFF!!LOL
@KESHA
(patting my head..and smacking on some gum) SEE, NUH UH, NUH UH, DIVA DONE WENT AN’ MARRIED ME AND MMMMMM-DADDY THE OTHER DAY. N’ I LOVE YOU N’ ALL, BUT YOU GONE’ HAVE TO BACK OFF!!(LMAO)
HEY MS.CZEE (I ALMOST FORGOT!!)
SCROLLING UP FOR ZANE EXCERPTS…………..
@I GOT A LION IN MY POCKET, IM LYIN!”(sxyQblondie hate mcdonalds!!)(Check me out!)
OHHHHH MYYYYY, IT’S MY BOSSIP LOVE, MMMM MMMMM M-DADDY.(KZZ IM ABOUT TO BE GUILTY AGAIN. I’M LETTING YOU KNOW IN ADVANCE.) GOOD MORNING, AND HOW ARE YOU M-DADDY?(putting on big smile..lol)
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Good morning boo. How are you on this beautiful Friday??
Hey NU…tell me, why do they call you NU? Is it b/c you always rock the NU ish?
Ya’ll always tryin to get freaky on Fridays…guess that telling what the weekend plans are!
@M-DADDY
MAD THAT I HAD TO BE AT WORK. I NEED A GOSH DERN VACATION!!LOL. OTHER THAN THAT, NO ONE HAS *****ED ME OFF UP IN HERE YET. THEN AGAIN, I JUST REALLY SAT DOWN 30 MINUTES AGO. HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING SO FAR MISTER?
Action Jaxon…
I guess cause its short for my name…lazy bums!!
and the ladder reason too
Morning Bossip Family
@Sxy
@Nikki
@Jaxon
@Kesha
@KZZ
@IJM
@Seen
@Rozza
@Ermy
@CP
@Slides
@Mdaddy
@SugaMo
And all others that I may have failed to mention
@KZZ
My bad how did I miss you!! lol You are the “loudest” one up on here lol Good morning love
@Kesha
Yeah Im about to read it now
@Ms.Cee
Im good Lovely Lady how are you?
@Kesha: Gustav got a sister glad to be back at work, I never thought i’d see the day!(Kesha=Michelle Obama Stan!!)(Check me out!)
Hey M-Daddy (i missed my baby daddy) how you doing?
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Hey sexy momma!!!
@ dapro
“And all others that I may have failed to mention”
i guess u just gon lump me in that forgot group huh?
well there goes ur vote for King of Bossip ( hosted by miss 1tru diva herself) lol
HEY DAPRO!!!HOW ARE YOU THIS AFTERNOON?
Dang..Lloyd got the short man disease too? lol! Bobby V is the man! He is cute no matter what.Just tuck him in ya pocket, and work it out!
@dapro11
I’m 3rd from the top…YES!! It may not be in any particular order but I’m gonna run wit it anyway…
@Nikki..I know I was quoting ATL not N.U. but “new”..nevamind..
CutiePie needs to hurry up and eat her lunch
@NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…When it comes to this cheese yall like three blind mice… (R.I.P Mook)(Check me out!)
Hey M DADDY!!
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Nikki Nikki Nikki…………….. what more can I say???????????????????????
Hey SxyQ! I hate going to the store and not finding anything…
@JAXON
GIRL I WAS *****ED BECAUSE I DONT WAIR SNEAKERS OFTEN. I’M A HIGH HEEL KIND OF WOMAN. BUT WHEN I DO WEAR SNEAKERS, I WANT THEM TO BE FRESH. I COULDNT FIND ONE PAIR!! AND SEE I HAVE REALLY SMALL FEET WHICH MEANS I HAVE TO GET THE CHILDRENS SIZES. NOT A THING. I THINK IM JUST GOING TO ORDER SOME ONLINE.
@ dapro,
Hey sexy neck, lol!
@ M-Daddy,
Hey boo! Nah, whats this i here bout you and sxyQ jumpm the broom in my absence…what in the hell kinda ish is that to do to your baby momma while she out runnin from the storm???? Huh mister…splain yoself pleeze!!!
Jaxon(Check me out!)
Hey M-Daddy
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Hey pretty lady. I know I’ve never told you this, but you are one cl*****y looking lady
Never saw Ray j’s video but he must be on hit if errybody saying Ray J…so i would go with Lloyd so I could let that pretty hair down and it can rub across my thighs-Ha! then Bobby V cuz he’s short and cute and the when i’m ready to get broke off with some man d*ck thats when i would hit Mr. Nasty man Ray J
Lloyd!! he cgi!!! even though he’s soooo not photogenic.
@KESHA
IT’S OKAY MOMMA, IT’S OKAY. WE’LL LET YOU BRING OVER THE BABY UNDER MY SUPERVISION. ROFL
@dapro11
Whats good you big ole PIMP???
Jaxon…I know…Im just hongrie boss
Jaxon & dapro11…
Im number two (in no order)…Im gonna take a swift jog…
@ Kesha: Gustav got a sister glad to be back at work, I never thought i’d see the day!(Kesha=Michelle Obama Stan!!)
@ M-Daddy,
Hey boo! Nah, whats this i here bout you and sxyQ jumpm the broom in my absence…what in the hell kinda ish is that to do to your baby momma while she out runnin from the storm???? Huh mister…splain yoself pleeze!!!
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Well, you see, what had happened was………….LOL
LOL @ k-ten…I like your gravie name and gravie…
@ sxyQ,
“IT’S OKAY MOMMA, IT’S OKAY. WE’LL LET YOU BRING OVER THE BABY UNDER MY SUPERVISION. ROFL”
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LMAO…that was a good one…huh bruh! I know how you feel!
You gon take the baby school shoppin? Cuz you kno she need some stuf, LOL!
@cutie pie
No more Zane!!! lol I’ve should have known better not to read that at work!! Damn now I’m all *****ed up. lol
@THE LADIES UP IN HERE
Can any of yall relate to this Zane story CP posted?
@Pro
Whats good Money!
Ray J Slugging!! I saw that tape
@dapro11
Whad up?
Thanks for the Shout Out…
Hey, I was wondering why do you use that particular screename = dapro11?
Is it because your a beast in Madden or something?
Just curious, that’s all…
@KESH KESH(brushing off shoulders) WELL YOU KNOW I KEEP ONE UNDER THE HAT.(LOL) YEAH WE’LL TAKE LIL M SCHOOL SHOPPING. WHAT HE NEED? SOME J’S? LEVI’S? WHAT? I MEAN CAUSE YOU KNOW, WE GONE MAKE SURE…LOL!!
M-DADDY OAKLAND’S FINEST(RESPECT MY BLACKNESS)(Check me out!)
Jaxon(Check me out!)
Hey M-Daddy
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Hey pretty lady. I know I’ve never told you this, but you are one cl*****y looking lady
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Thanks…
How is your day going?
@ M-Daddy,
Save it….i ont even wanna hear it…Nah what i’m spose to tell lil kesha and m-daddy jr(aka deuce)??? Huh? What ima say when they ask why daddy got this strange lady livin at home with him…HUH? You tell me that MR!
@THE SEEN
CANT SAY THAT I’VE EVER BEEN ABLE TO “COMPLETELY” RELATE TO THAT STORY. IT WAS A STEAMY ONE THOUGH.LOL
ROFL @ KESHA…YOU SOUND LIKE A TRUE B.M (BABY MOMMA..LOL) GOING OFF GIRL. AND I’M ON MY FLOOR WITH THAT NICKNAME(A.K.A DUECE…LMAO)
jaxon see i am not the only 1 who notice u r cuteness.
Oh my god…the Zane story…she sucked on his stuff for two hours? I’m inspired….
@ SxyQ,
Yup, he gon need some J’s and some school shirts and bottoms…he gon need a new booksack cuz he messed up the one we(as in me and his daddy, whose now your husband) got him last year.
And lil Kesha, since this is her first year of school(she’s in pre-k) she gon need some sneakers too and some school clothes…she in a 4t(my baby tiny, lol, just like her momma)
See, Deuce built like his daddy, but lil Kesha, she all me..,she just got her daddy color…oh and his eyes, lol!
But anyway, yup, you gon head and hook them up cuz you know they gotta be fresh for school! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
@SxyQ,
How cl*****y of you…what a good step-mommie! Yea, I hardly tennis shoes either…except 2 the gym. Only time I wear flats is flip flops in the summer. Other than that I’m a high heels girl too. Went shopping last weekend could not hardly find a thing..except this really cute dress..Good for a date..now someone just has to ask me out LOL
Mandah
I wanted to give you a special shout out
@Slides
Nah bruh, I’m decent at Madden better at 2k8
It’s stands for the daprophet (11 was my old number)
can you say…’lock jaw’?
@Jax (the action)
Yeah you are up in here too much lol. But its all good cause it makes the day go by pretty fast.
@KESHA
I GOT YOU, I GOT YOU. ANYTHING FOR LIL DUECE AND MINI KESH KESH.(LOL)
@JAXON
HEELS ARE MY ADDICTION. I’M TRYING TO SLACK OFF BEFORE I BREAK MYSELF. LOL. I BOUGHT A COUPLE OF DRESSES THIS SUMMER THAT I DIDNT GET THE CHANCE TO WEAR. BUT FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKENDS I’D FOUND ONE REALLY CUTE YELLOW AND THEN ONE RED ONE. I WORE THOSE OUT. (refused to let the significant other see me before i stepped out though..lol)
I can get with about 70% of the Zane story… Def a good one…
Head for two hours? Dude had lasting power for real
PRRRRRRROOOOOO!!! I SPOKE TO YOU HANDSOME!!!
@ Nikki
can you say…’lock jaw’?
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LOL! OKay!!!
@JAXON
2 HRS, AINT HAPPENING WITH ME. SWOLLEN FACE AND MOUTH MY HINDPARTS!!!! I’M GONNA HAVE TO TAP OUT ON THAT ONE!! LOL
@SEEN: I’m not loud at all… baby just enough to feel my sexiness! ARRRGGHHH! LOL!
Aiight Dammit! I’m back and what Hezzy is goings ons????????
@anonymous and the seen26
So sweet…know how to make a girl feel good
@PRO: What’s poppa lockin?????
@MDADDY: Hey there how are you?
Jaws of steel…
@Sxy Q
I spoke my dear, I would never overlook you lil bit
Damn who gave two hours of head?????
That Lloyd is soo damn FINE!!!!!
http://www.jhazzaisworld.wordpress.com
“I GOT A LION IN MY POCKET, IM LYIN!”(sxyQblondie hates mcdonalds!!)(Check me out!)
@JAXON
2 HRS, AINT HAPPENING WITH ME. SWOLLEN FACE AND MOUTH MY HINDPARTS!!!! I’M GONNA HAVE TO TAP OUT ON THAT ONE!! LOL
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Cosign 100% on the tap out…
You cant eat or walk straight afterward?
@DAPRO
CUTIE PIE POSTED AN EXCERPT FROM ZANES WEBSITE. TRYING TO GET ERR BODY ALL HOT AND BOTHERED UP IN HERE.(LOL)
@”I GOT A LION IN MY POCKET, IM LYIN!”(sxyQblondie hates mcdonalds!!)(Check me out!)
@M-DADDY
MAD THAT I HAD TO BE AT WORK. I NEED A GOSH DERN VACATION!!LOL. OTHER THAN THAT, NO ONE HAS *****ED ME OFF UP IN HERE YET. THEN AGAIN, I JUST REALLY SAT DOWN 30 MINUTES AGO. HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING SO FAR MISTER?
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So far so good, we are short handed today so I know its on and crackin. So if I take a while to respond dont be mad at me
@JAXON
GIRL MY THING IS, YOU KNOW HOW YOUR JAW FEELS AFTER YOU HAVE CHEWED BUBBLE GUM TOO LONG!! IMAGINE DOING THAT ISH FOR 2 HOURS!! 30 MINUTES IS A STRETCH AS IT IS!!! YOU START TO FEEL LIKE YOUR JAW IS ABOUT TO DISLOCATE!!(LMFAO) THE 151 HAD THAT BROAD ON SUPER POWERS!!! THATS WHAT IT WILL DO TO YOU. WHEN I USED TO DRINK, I REMEMBER HAVING A COUPLE OF DRINKS OF 151, I WAS BLITZ. AND THEN HAD THE NERVE TO TRY TO GET DOWN LATER ON THAT NIGHT!! YOU COULD HAVE SLICED ME INTO 4 PEICES, AND I WOULDNT HAVE FELT A THING. THEN TURNED AROUND AND WENT SLAM TO SLEEP AFTERWARD. 151, IT’S A MONSTER!!(LOL)
@M-DADDY
NOW WHY ON EARTH WOULD I GET MAD AT MY SCHNOOKUMS?(LOL) I’M WAITING FOR MY ISLAND GETAWAY.
jaxon walk softly n carry a big stick i am out cute one on 2 the white blogs.
dapro11
Read CP’s post from the Zane novel…the female in the story gave head for two hours. It’s scary, amazing and inspiring all at the same time.
@ sxyQ,
“I GOT YOU, I GOT YOU. ANYTHING FOR LIL DUECE AND MINI KESH KESH”
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Yous a fool! LOL!
@ KZZMERGHTTHERE(I SAY TGIF WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT)! PICK UP A SPLIFF AND BLAZE!
Happy Friday, what do you have planned this weekend?
@Re
Inspiring as in you want to give it a try? I’ll just stick with scary LMAO
@KESH (LOL)
zane ***** aint got enuff pichures in it so a ***** can relate to it. yall wanna know wut black love is. Its when a ***** wakes up at 2 or 3 in the mornin, looks hornily at his ***** or hoodho, wakes her lazy azz up with a punch or shove sayin WAKE UP ***** AND GIMME A *****. Now if that aint romance, i dont no wut is.
“I GOT A LION IN MY POCKET, IM LYIN!”(sxyQblondie hates mcdonalds!!)(Check me out!)
@JAXON
GIRL MY THING IS, YOU KNOW HOW YOUR JAW FEELS AFTER YOU HAVE CHEWED BUBBLE GUM TOO LONG!! IMAGINE DOING THAT ISH FOR 2 HOURS!! 30 MINUTES IS A STRETCH AS IT IS!!! YOU START TO FEEL LIKE YOUR JAW IS ABOUT TO DISLOCATE!!(LMFAO) THE 151 HAD THAT BROAD ON SUPER POWERS!!! THATS WHAT IT WILL DO TO YOU. WHEN I USED TO DRINK, I REMEMBER HAVING A COUPLE OF DRINKS OF 151, I WAS BLITZ. AND THEN HAD THE NERVE TO TRY TO GET DOWN LATER ON THAT NIGHT!! YOU COULD HAVE SLICED ME INTO 4 PEICES, AND I WOULDNT HAVE FELT A THING. THEN TURNED AROUND AND WENT SLAM TO SLEEP AFTERWARD. 151, IT’S A MONSTER!!(LOL)
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yea 151 will do it to you everytime! Everything is everything one minute then you laid out the next!
Maybe Karrine Superhead Stefanss read that story and it motivated her to be all she could
@JAXON
LMAO..I WOULD BE SURPRISED!! AFTER ALL, SHE IS AN EXPERT. BETTER HER STANK AZZ THAN ME!!(LOL)
@Hotsauce
LMAO! Why does he have to punch her?!
@Jaxon
LOL! I’ve tried and my jaw becomes numb after 20 minutes. And unless I’m in a good mood, I really try to cut it down to 5. This girl is amazingly patient….
ok yall here is part one(yes there is a part two) to another story by an author named Private Joy its called Truth Or Dare.
Whoever invented Truth or Dare should just call it what it really is, Invitation to Sexual Frustration. Playing it with all your girlfriends, or guy friends as the case may be, is one thing but playing it with an even mix of men and women is just cause for some serious sexual tension. The first time I played Truth or Dare with that mix I was a freshman at college. We had come in from a party, knew we didn’t have cl***** in the morning and decided to invite some guys over to the dorm. Considering the fact that it was two in the morning no one thought they were coming but about forty minutes later we hear them piling up the stairs.
We all met up in my room since I was the only one without a roommate at the time and then sat there staring at each other. It was rather uncomfortable because one of the guys in the room was on my top ten list of people I hated at school. We got into an argument the day my girlfriend and one of his boys met. I never wanted to see him again let alone in my room at three in the morning and never ever without his clothes on. That would all change before the night was over.
We spent possibly the most boring thirty minutes of my life before someone suggested Truth or Dare. So my three girlfriends and the five guys started in on the Truth portion of the evening because that’s how it always starts. No one wants to do anything embarr*****ing but there are only so many questions you can ask before the comatose feeling comes in. That’s when things got interesting. While the girls were still stuck on truth the guys were flashing body parts, putting their butts on windows so we could check out the print and licking up
the small of our backs.
Still I was bored silly so when my dares started I was happy. I figured I’d never see them again so whatever happened didn’t matter. They saw my ***** and recently shaved ***** as well my tattoos. I licked a few nipples and simulated riding someone. I’m still fine at this point but I had made a mental note that someone in the room was an avid ***** eater so I was feeling a slight urge to test him out. It would have been fine but my girlfriends turned on me at that exact moment. They wanted me to French kiss the ***** eater who I’ll call Lee. Even though I was mildly attracted to him (he was damn fine, six feet tall, pretty dark brown skin, a smile that would make any mother proud, well dressed smelled nice and had the voice from hell) he was still an *****hole and I didn’t feel like confusing things. But there I was in his lap starting the kiss that changed everything. Oh my God that boy could kiss.
I felt the inside of my body start quivering and my ***** got wet as all hell. What was supposed to be a 15 second thing turned into a very long kiss and the start of the tension that filled the room. Suddenly folks were ready to leave us alone together and we’re lounging
around watching cartoons, they had been there a while, the morning cartoons had come on. As soon as the m***** cluster left we made arrangements for him to come back over alone. When I say that it was worth the wait I’m making a dramatic understatement. He tongued me down from the moment he came through the door. All I had on was a robe anyway and that was by the wayside very quickly.
We climbed into my little twin bed and he started kissing and biting my neck. It was all I could do to keep my focused on trying to undress him while my head got all dizzy. I felt my nipples being engulfed and twirled around in his mouth and I felt that warm wetness start again. When I did finally have him unclothed I flip him over and started licking around his neck and chin before I bit his nipples and went down for his *****. He wasn’t overwhelmingly large but he was a nice fit for my mouth and he tasted like candy. I licked and sucked his ***** like it was an ice cream cone. I was more than happy when he nutted in my mouth and he was shocked when I swallowed it.
When I climbed back up to kiss him I felt the tongue tricks from Truth or Dare return and before I knew it I was flat on back being stroked damn near unconscious. By the time we came again, me for the fourth or fifth time and him for the second, my legs were locked around his back and we were laying in a pool of sweat. I was ready to curl up for a nice nap but he wasn’t and before long I felt his tongue darting in and out of my *****. He kept getting deeper until I felt his chin nestling up against my ***** and lost it. I came so hard I thought I would drown him. He strapped on another condom and flipped us over so that I was riding him. At first it was really slow so we could find a nice rhythm but then he grabbed the lower part of my hip and rolled me ever so slightly forward until his ***** hit the most unbelievable feeling spot in my ***** and I started bucking like a bronco. It wasn’t long before we both
came again. For the last time that afternoon thankfully or else I would have been dehydrated and exhausted.
We both fell asleep with the cartoons watching us this time. The guy I would have tossed out of a window before that night had made me orgasm so many times I lost count. And I’m sure I wasn’t on his to do list that morning either. But it’s amazing what can happen all because of a game of Truth or Dare.
I can eat the Cuda-kat for hours…. so yall sayin y’ll cant give a lil head for some hrs?
@Jax
u welcome
@KZZ
Yeah I’m feelin that sexiness… lol
Confession Friday
For the ladies-
Where is the one spot that you and your man (current or ex) was at and you gave him head unexpectedly?
Ex. car, parent’s house, elevator, etc… Ya’ll get the point
if you do your daily mouth exercises lock jaw won’t happen to you..I promise
@THE SEEN
SLIGHTLY IN THE WORDS OF THE LATE GREAT BERNIE MAC
“30 MINS!! THAT’S ALL I’M GIVIN’ YA! THAT’S ALL DE F*&K I GOT!!” LMFAO
(except he said 3 minutes)
@DA PRO, I’M CONTEMPLATING ON IF I WANT TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION…LOL
@ dapro: at his bosses’ house. With his boss.
It ain’t trickin if you got… uh, wait… nevermind.
Please do…Inquiring minds want to know
@CP welcome back
That was a good one…I LOVE kissing, I could do that for hours and if a dude does it right…well you kno
@the seen
giving head is like a full body excercise jaws, mouth, lips, tongue, neck, back is all taxed cant speak on the opposite but it does not seem as hard..
@Oshie
In light of this recent testimony from you I have decide to not only hire you on my staff full time but also invite you to my home
Please do come in….lol
@ cutiepie,
GOTDAYUM! Thats all i can manage right now
@dapro11 hmm… would have to be car or movie thatre
And see, thats why i dont kiss everybody. To me, kissing is VERY intimate. And nowadays men eat p*ssy with no regard for where that shyt has been. I cant be kissing(tongueing) down every man i meet. That shyt just aint clean.
Ray J
And see, thats why i dont kiss everybody. To me, kissing is VERY intimate. And nowadays men eat p*ssy with no regard for where that shyt has been. I cant be kissing(tongueing) down every man i meet. That shyt just aint clean.
yo i feel the same way bout kissin *****es. Yall be suckin ***** and lick ***** all indiscremanitly and ***** i just prefer to *****k yall doggy and be done with it.
“And see, thats why i dont kiss everybody. To me, kissing is VERY intimate. And nowadays men eat p*ssy with no regard for where that shyt has been. I cant be kissing(tongueing) down every man i meet. That shyt just aint clean.”
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co-sign
“yo i feel the same way bout kissin *****es. Yall be suckin ***** and lick ***** all indiscremanitly and ***** i just prefer to *****k yall doggy and be done with it.”
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Wow
@KESHA
REGARDING KISSING..COSIGN!! TO THE 3RD POWER!!
hot sauce, is that a quote from Shakespeare?
I’m sayin though, a 1 night stand…he would NOT be kissin me…***** i dont know you and i dont know WHERE your mouth been…but if you wanna put it on my otha lips, lol…go for it.
Gosh I wouldn’t take any of them! They’re just BABIES!!
Happy Friday everyone!!!
@I’m sayin though, a 1 night stand…he would NOT be kissin me…***** i dont know you and i dont know WHERE your mouth been…but if you wanna put it on my otha lips, lol…go for it.
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HEY, HEY, DAMMIT COSIGN!!! LMFAO!! I WONT STOP YOU, BUT DONT EVEN LOOK THIS WAY FOR NO KISS, AND NO RETURNED FAVORS. AND AFTERWARD, I GOT 2 WORDS….”I’M GONE!!!” LMAO
@2CUTE
HEY MOMMA! WHATS UP?
Kesha: Gustav got a sister glad to be back at work, I never thought i’d see the day!(Kesha=Michelle Obama Stan!!)(Check me out!)
And see, thats why i dont kiss everybody. To me, kissing is VERY intimate. And nowadays men eat p*ssy with no regard for where that shyt has been. I cant be kissing(tongueing) down every man i meet. That shyt just aint clean.
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COSIIIIIGN!!! Ladies, you never know where a *****s lips and tongue have been!
@jAXON
I like that. The car is usually #1 but damn a nicca might loose control of the whip
Men even more so than woman find kissing intimate. At least for me, I ain’t go around kissing every woman I was with.
@ sxyQ,
“HEY, HEY, DAMMIT COSIGN!!! LMFAO!! I WONT STOP YOU, BUT DONT EVEN LOOK THIS WAY FOR NO KISS, AND NO RETURNED FAVORS. AND AFTERWARD, I GOT 2 WORDS….”I’M GONE!!!” LMAO”
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LOL, i know! Returned favors my azz! Nicca please! I simply say…thank you, lol!
@cutie pie
Damn it CP!!! I told myself I’m not gonna read no more of these Short stories cause I’m at work… but damnit I cant help it lol. I see you love ***** like this… lol
@2cute,
Hey ma! Wuz up!
Hey Sxy Q!!! Hey Kesh!!!
Have any hot weekend plans! Dammit!! You and Kzz have stole my bossip fling!!Imma have to fight ya’ll for Shamondo! Ya’ll know thats my “mistress”, wait a minute “mastress”, dammit whatever he is I want it back!!!! Just playin’ ya’ll my bossip homegirls!! LMAO!!!
@KESHA
DIDDO. THANK YOU, AND PEAAAACCCCCCEEEEE!!!(in my martin voice!!lol)
@2cute,
Just awaiting the Saints game on Sunday…thats bout it! How bout yourself?
@ sxyQ,
“HEY, HEY, DAMMIT COSIGN!!! LMFAO!! I WONT STOP YOU, BUT DONT EVEN LOOK THIS WAY FOR NO KISS, AND NO RETURNED FAVORS. AND AFTERWARD, I GOT 2 WORDS….”I’M GONE!!!” LMAO”
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LOL, i know! Returned favors my azz! Nicca please! I simply say…thank you, lol!
you hoodhos could lern a lessin or two from white women, cuz they be givin return favors without the benefit of rufies or at gunpoint. Just sayin.
@2CUTE
GIRL, I LOVE SHOMONDO ON THE LOW LOW.(LOL)BUT M-DADDY IS ME AND KESHA’S MAN. WE’RE CURRENTLY TUGGING OVER HIM NOW. SO I THROW UP THE WHITE FLAG ON SHOMONDO FOR NOW.LOL
@Kesh and Sxy Q
Ya’ll know its some nasty ***** women out there too, that will give their man some head, and then run to some dude they “check in with” every now and then and kiss him all in the mouth! And she swallowed!!
oshie
naw i lerned that from the luther cambells art of sidusin a hoodho.
@2CUTE
SEE, THATS THAT BULL. FIRST OF ALL, SWALLOW HELL!!! I AINT WIT IT. EVEN IF IT IS MY MAN, I DONT SEE THAT IN MY FUTURE OR HIS. NOT WITH ME. LMAO. 2ND OF ALL, IF HOMEBOY IS JUST THE JUMP OFF, YOU BETTER BELIEVE WE AINT KISSING. PERIOD. HE’S NOT OBLIGATED TO YOU, SO HE DOING WHATEVER WITH HIS MOUTH. AND EEEYUUUCCKKKK!!!!!!!
@2CUTE
GIRL, I LOVE SHOMONDO ON THE LOW LOW.(LOL)BUT M-DADDY IS ME AND KESHA’S MAN. WE’RE CURRENTLY TUGGING OVER HIM NOW. SO I THROW UP THE WHITE FLAG ON SHOMONDO FOR NOW.LOL
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Yeah I see you and MMMMMMDaddy be “choppin’ it up” in here sometimes! I might peek my head in and then tip toe out, I don’t want to interrupt the flow! (whispering)!
@2cute,
“Ya’ll know its some nasty ***** women out there too, that will give their man some head, and then run to some dude they “check in with” every now and then and kiss him all in the mouth! And she swallowed!!”
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I know! Thats gotta be a white girl…swallowing…ugh! I just could never, ESPECIALLY not to no man i just met or dont even know…WTF!?
It cracks me up ppl discriminating w/ kissing vs. everything else…if I’m worried about waht you do to the point where I ain’t gon kiss you then I sure aint gon let you do anything else
DEFINATELY MY BOO LLOYD CAN GET IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN (IF HE CAN HANDLE IT!) HE YOUNG I’D LIKE TO GIVE HIM A FEW LESSONS IN LOVE THAT WOULD MAKE HIM PRODUCE A FOURTH ALBUM IN A MINUTE!!!! RAY J AND BOBBY V -HEELL NOOOOOO- NOT EVEN IF I WAS IN A DRUG ENDUSED COMA!!!
@KESHA
GIRRRRLLLLLL, YOU AND I ARE JUST ALIKE. LIKE I SAID, SWALLOW HELL!!!
Yeah thats some nastiness! Thats why its hard for me to watch flicks, cause’ the ***** on them is just down right vile!!!
@ 2cute,
yeah they(sxyQ and MDaddy) up and got married on me whilst i was busy escaping from Hurricane Gustav…but thats OK! I’m done with M-Daddy. He aint no different than them light skinned dudes we was talkn bout last week. he a flirt! (sobbing…but i still love him though, lol)
You all should be ashamed of yourselves….
you readin this *****mondo. Everytime you be goin down on trannyq and *****esha, you gonna be lernin first hand what that ***** m daddy be tastin like. Poor *****.
@2cute hey ma how is going?
@dapro11 I thought of another one
~~~~~~Jaxon(Check me out!)
It cracks me up ppl discriminating w/ kissing vs. everything else…if I’m worried about waht you do to the point where I ain’t gon kiss you then I sure aint gon let you do anything else
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I know thats right!!! HEY JAXON!!!
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@ theseen
lol its a guilty pleasure
LOL @ KESHA, GIRL YOU IZZZZ A FOOL!! LOL
@JAXON
WITH ME THE WHOLE KISSING THING IS MORE ABOUT IF I CARE ABOUT YOU. PAST JUST BEING SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU. PLUS, SOME PEOPLE CANNOT KISS. AND I DONT WANT NO BUCKET OF SPIT WRAPPED AROUND MY CHIN!!(shudders eewwwwyuckketh!!) AND THEN THERE’S THE ISSUE OF EVEN IF I THINK YOU ARE CLEAN, I HAVE NO GARUNTEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WITH YOUR MOUTH. SO NOPE!! I STILL HAVE MY RESERVATIONS!!!LMAO
@Jaxon
I’m all ears and patiently waiting
@2cute4u
Whats good Lovely
@ Nu Nu
um I do believe you were the one to get her started telling stories, you know I’m always ready to put your freaky on blast lol
@ jaxon
right!! with her “post it” “***** ***** *****” chant lol
I got some stories from the fellas point of view but they are not for the shy
WITH ME THE WHOLE KISSING THING IS MORE ABOUT IF I CARE ABOUT YOU. PAST JUST BEING SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU. PLUS, SOME PEOPLE CANNOT KISS. AND I DONT WANT NO BUCKET OF SPIT WRAPPED AROUND MY CHIN!!(shudders eewwwwyuckketh!!) AND THEN THERE’S THE ISSUE OF EVEN IF I THINK YOU ARE CLEAN, I HAVE NO GARUNTEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WITH YOUR MOUTH. SO NOPE!! I STILL HAVE MY RESERVATIONS!!!LMAO
you should talk considerin how nasty yo azz be talkin on here. A ***** be runnin the risk of gettin trench mouf just thinkin bout cyber kissin yo azz.
@JAXON
WITH ME THE WHOLE KISSING THING IS MORE ABOUT IF I CARE ABOUT YOU. PAST JUST BEING SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU. PLUS, SOME PEOPLE CANNOT KISS. AND I DONT WANT NO BUCKET OF SPIT WRAPPED AROUND MY CHIN!!(shudders eewwwwyuckketh!!) AND THEN THERE’S THE ISSUE OF EVEN IF I THINK YOU ARE CLEAN, I HAVE NO GARUNTEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WITH YOUR MOUTH. SO NOPE!! I STILL HAVE MY RESERVATIONS!!!LMAO
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DEAD @ buckets of spit. Kissed a dude like that know in high school. You know it was a sloppy mess if I am still wiping my mouth at 24
I feel you see I’m a kissing fool so that’s what gets my motor revving. So if I feel like I can’t kiss you then “the business” is not the business
I feel yo
“WITH ME THE WHOLE KISSING THING IS MORE ABOUT IF I CARE ABOUT YOU. PAST JUST BEING SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU. PLUS, SOME PEOPLE CANNOT KISS. AND I DONT WANT NO BUCKET OF SPIT WRAPPED AROUND MY CHIN!!(shudders eewwwwyuckketh!!) AND THEN THERE’S THE ISSUE OF EVEN IF I THINK YOU ARE CLEAN, I HAVE NO GARUNTEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WITH YOUR MOUTH. SO NOPE!! I STILL HAVE MY RESERVATIONS!!!LMAO”
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they you can tell how good in bed a man is just by the way he kisses.
say*
‘Well my word’
*grasping at my pearls…face turning red*
@ dapro11
a retirement home
@cutie pie come w/ the guy stories…the chicks is always on blast
@JAXON
LMAO, GIRL MY FIRST LOVE HAD ME SO THAT I LOVED TO KISS. AND THEN WHEN HE AND I BROKE UP, ABOUT 2 YEARS LATER I STARTED DATING THIS GUY. I WAS 21 HE WAS 29.(i always liked older guys..lol. at least i was grown lol) WELL ANYWAY, I THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD HAVE BEEN MATURE IN ALL AREAS. INSTEAD, WHENEVER HE KISSED ME, I LITERALLY NEEDED A KLEENEX, A WASH CLOTH, HELL A SWIFTER JET MOP!!(LMFAO) IT TURNED ME OFF FROM KISSING PEOPLE FOR A VERY LONG TIME. AND EVEN NOW, I AM VERY VERY SKEPTICAL.
Where the hell is “Z” at? Somebody go see if she in any of the other threads….. hurry up!! lol
@CUTIE PIE
they you can tell how good in bed a man is just by the way he kisses.
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GIRL, HRMPH..I WISH THAT WERE ALWAYS 100% TRUE. LOL
First of all, my husband Bobby is my choice!!!! I can feel in my heart that he has a big *****. It be those short guys that be packin. Lloyd…….ewwwwwww……I mite as well ***** a girl…..gross!!!! And Ray J is 2 dark 4 my likeing. And he got aids. So Bobby V is my choice.
I GOT A LION IN MY POCKET, IM LYIN!”(sxyQblondie hates mcdonalds!!)(Check me out!)
@JAXON
LMAO, GIRL MY FIRST LOVE HAD ME SO THAT I LOVED TO KISS. AND THEN WHEN HE AND I BROKE UP, ABOUT 2 YEARS LATER I STARTED DATING THIS GUY. I WAS 21 HE WAS 29.(i always liked older guys..lol. at least i was grown lol) WELL ANYWAY, I THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD HAVE BEEN MATURE IN ALL AREAS. INSTEAD, WHENEVER HE KISSED ME, I LITERALLY NEEDED A KLEENEX, A WASH CLOTH, HELL A SWIFTER JET MOP!!(LMFAO) IT TURNED ME OFF FROM KISSING PEOPLE FOR A VERY LONG TIME. AND EVEN NOW, I AM VERY VERY SKEPTICAL.
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@SxyQ and Cutie Pie
That first kiss tells me so much. The way he approaches it, the technique, the “juicyness” factor, the tingle in my stomach…
I just recently had the BEST first kiss
GIRL, HRMPH..I WISH THAT WERE ALWAYS 100% TRUE. LOL
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YEAH, THAT AINT ALWAYS ACCURATE, LOL!
“That first kiss tells me so much. The way he approaches it, the technique, the “juicyness” factor, the tingle in my stomach…
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Co-sign! Especially when you’re madly attracted to him and then he kisses really really good!!! Gotta watch it, mite make you fall in LOVE…be careful ma, lol!
See I’m all about lips anyway, it’s the first thing I notice on a guy. Got to have some soup coolers (as my cuz says)
KESHA, GIRL YOU GOT ME OVER HERE CRACKING UP!!! SOME OF THESE MEN HAVE YOU FOOLED ONE WAY OR THE OTHER WITH THAT KISS. HE MAY KISS SO WELL, THEN TURN AROUND LATER AND BE WACK AS HELL!!(LMAO) OR KISS LIKE CRAP BE A KEEPER IN OTHER AREAS.
ok last one for freaky friday..this is for the fellas but the ladies can definitely get something out of it..there is a little special message at the very end for the gentleman. This is by Johnny Bonner and I think I love him lol(I feel like the kinky mother goose)..here it is.
Going to the Airport to catch your plane to take you to the Seminar all is on your mind is your Chocolate Lady that will meet you in the city where the Seminar is being held. For two years now you have talked to this lady and all you have seen was an old picture of her. Not knowing what to expect when and if you saw her, but hoping that she was a bathing beauty.
In flight, as you were sipping on a cup of hot coffee as the plane was getting closer to your destination, all of a sudden when the Captain said fasten your seat belts for landing, you start smiling just thinking about what was going to happen or if she was going to drive there to see you. At the airport, there were shuttle vehicles to take you to your hotel and once there and checked in you take your luggage to your room. Checking out the window to see what you were surrounded by and seeing all the fog. You then decide to go back down stairs to see what’s going on in the hotel. The Holiday Inn’s that you had stayed in before had wonderful things going on around the lobby or even in the bar. Not today and to your surprise even the Bar is closed so back to your room to unpack.
You also notice when you get back in the room on Television that they have and ADULT Channel. However, thinking that why look at something that you can’t touch or be with, so it was out of the question to even think about it.
At six that evening everyone there for the seminar was having a get to know each other social event in a banquet room. I decided to lie down and take a nap prior to that when suddenly the telephone rang. Before it could ring again you had picked it up to see who was on the other end. She said in a seductive sweet voice, “Hi Baby”! Without hesitation you ask where are you? Thinking that she was calling from home to tell you that she wouldn’t be coming to meet you. But surprised that she said right down the hall from you. After telling you what room she was in, you tell her that you are on the way.
Feeling nervous again and wondering if you were going to make a lasting impression on her, rather than change clothes all you did was get your key and walk out of the room. After tapping on her door and when she opens it you want to gasp for air from watching her walk back across the room. Remembering the conversations we had had in the past about her thighs and how she would always say that she has beautiful thighs. Still wearing her traveling clothes that she drove here in and showing the tightness of her pants and those luscious thighs. We both take a seat at the table that the hotel room had in it and stared at each other. Making small talk about how long it has been and glad that we finally had the opportunity to actually meet. She then asked me if I wanted a drink and I said sure. Explained to her that I had a social to attend at six that evening.
Returning to her seat after giving me a drink of Tanqueray over ice and she had fixed herself a gl***** of Remy. On her way back to where she was sitting, I stood up and hugged her and gave her a light kiss. Her smile got wider then and talked about how she was suppose to be playing volleyball that evening. I then asked her would she rather be playing ball or otherwise. Smiling, she said didn’t want to answer that question. I told her that I if it wasn’t for protocol I would go to the seminar and just sit there and be with her.
Talking to her for about an hour or so, she said that this was better than the telephone and smiled. Then I was told to lie on the bed so that she could give me that m*****age that was promised me. Knowing that you are tired from the plane ride, she told me to relax. Moving over and lying on the bed she got in the bed along my side and started rubbing on my back slowly. Then ran her hand under my shirt slowly letting me feel the softness of her hand as it went from my shoulder blade down to the small of my back. Asked me to turn over so that she could take off my shirt and while unbuttoning it, began to kiss on my chest while her hand was slowly moving about my stomach.
Wanting to see those thighs of hers and knowing where I had to be later, I just lay there and let her give me the m*****age that she wanted too. She said excuse me for a moment so I can get into something more comfortable. Returning from the bathroom, she only had on her brown bra and panties. The thighs were absolutely beautiful! I had never in my life saw a pair that was well proportioned as she had. As she got in the bed, then got on me with her eyes looking deep into mine. Told me that she knew that I had to be some place and before I left she was going to make sure that I hurried back to see her. With that she bent down and straddle my body and began kissing me. Tongue in my mouth as her body touched mine. Next, she began unbuckling my belt and taking my pants off telling me that she wanted some and she wanted me to feel her insides that has been waiting on this. With my pants and everything else off, she then sits up in the bed and releases her bra showing me those hard nipples. Then bending over backwards, she then raises both legs up in the air as she removes the panties, and while the legs are up in the air all I could see was her chocolate ***** lips with the curly black hairs surrounding it.
***** is already as hard as it can get then I began thinking about our last conversation we had. She had told me that when we met what she was going to do to me immediately. Looking at her taking her hands and cupping her 36’s pointing the nipples at me and asked me if I wanted to taste them. She said they need to be sucked, and nibbled on as she once again lay on me putting her nipple in my mouth. Feeling her curly hairs that surrounding her ***** and sucking on her nipple she began moaning as I gently nibbled on it. Wetness was on my leg where she had been lying and the ***** resting on my leg. Knowing that she was ready to be entered, I waited on her since she had told me what all she was going to do. We laid there kissing and sucking until she couldn’t stand it no more.
Rising to the occasion, she sat up and mounted my ***** and when it went her wet ***** she said ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby! She rode it and made her ***** squeeze an suck it until she started screaming that she was *****ming. The more she *****med the harder she rocked on me bending down and putting her left nipple in my mouth telling me to suck on it. Still *****ming as I nibbled and sucked on her small but firm nipples, when she squeezed me and told me to ***** with her. I felt myself getting to the point that my control was slipping and when she started moaning and screaming telling me how good she was feeling I had to let go. *****ming in her already wet ***** was what she wanted to feel and she felt it!
Looking at the clock seeing that it was getting close to six. I had to get up and get in the shower. Didn’t want to go to the seminar smelling like *****, but then again I didn’t care. Walking in her shower singing, she came in behind me and while standing letting the hot water soothe or bodies. Lips were locked together, and tongues playing and touching. Sucking on her tongue we began to move closer to me and told me wait until I got back. The fun is just going to begin.
Arrived at the banquet hall where the seminar was being held and they had what appeared to be food for days. Everyone was over at the bar getting their drinks and talking. When I ordered my drink, one of the guys came up to me and introduced himself telling me where he was from and all. So we sat down at one of the tables with our drinks looking at the people in attendance. He began talking about some of the women that were there and pointing out which he thought was going to be in the bar every night. We both laughed and I told him that for five days I was sure that they would find something to do. I stayed there for another few minutes and excused myself told everyone I was going to retire for the evening.
Yes I was going to retire, most definitely, right back with my Chocolate delight. I went back to my room and changed into some shorts then grabbed my key and walked to her room. When I opened her door, there she was lying on the bed wearing a short robe and reading the paper. She looked up at me and smiled saying your drink is ready. Walking over to the table to get my drink and then sit on the side of the bed where she was lying on her stomach reading the paper. Couldn’t help but to look at those thighs and the round soft behind that was up in the air. She wanted to know how did the social go and I told here not too good see I am back here aren’t I?
I want you to understand now that she isn’t a bathing beauty straight out of modeling school or anything but she is fine. Never wears makeup and want ever thing to be just natural. Hair cut short an wants to keep it that way for her sports activities. Long shapely legs, soft *****, and the thighs are just as smooth as they want to be. Looking at her now makes me want to just start kissing and nibbling all on her so perfect body.
We talked for a while but it didn’t last long for the next minute we were lying there kissing and my hand was roaming her body. I wanted to feel all of it for that moment. Kissing and loving on her as I know how to do. Feeling on the small yet so firm breast then down to the navel letting my finger roll around in it. Now taking it slow and easy, letting my hand trickle in between her inner thighs soothing the softness. Kissing on her lips moving down to kissing in between the cleavage of her breast as she let out a moan. Tongue sliding on down to right above the pubic hairs in the navel then all around her hairs. Stopping was no where on my mind then as I let my tongue lightly touch the lips around her ***** then her legs just parted. Still kissing on her and letting my tongue slide down her inner left thigh as I planted a kiss just below the ***** on the thigh. Thinking about a conversation we had prior to this and her never experiencing someone licking an sucking on her *****. In the past she had told me that they would just kiss above the hairs and never actually on and in the *****.
I wanted to make sure that she enjoyed every minute and lick that I was about to give her. When my tongue touched her ***** lips, she shivered and let out a sigh. After every kiss and lick I would look up at her and talk to her. When my tongue spread open her *****, once again I looked up at her and told her how beautiful it looked. I wanted her to be comfortable with my tongue when I got ready to stick it in her. Looking at the luscious lips that was greeting me from behind the curly hairs, again I told her how pretty her ***** was. While her ***** lips are spread apart, I let my tongue touch the flesh and roll it around the pinkness. Then taking my hand and spreading back the ***** lips so that I can see the *****. Knowing how delicate the ***** is, not wanting to touch it just yet, then decide to get some of her juices that is escaping from her ***** and with my tongue touch her *****.
She began moaning and writhing her hips up to me. Hips telling me to suck her ***** she wants it bad. Not getting in a hurry and still talking to her getting her comfortable. Looking up at her and telling her how sweet it taste and that I am about to stick my tongue in her *****. She began to moan lightly as I spread her thighs farther apart and with her ***** lips open, slide my tongue in her wet *****. Moving it around slowly at first taking my time to touch and taste her sweet juices. I remove my tongue and tell her again that her ***** is sweet and taste like chocolate. Knowing that I have her relaxed now, the tongue darts in and out of her *****. Looking at the ***** as it comes from its hiding place, I start sucking on the ***** as it emerges.
Feeling her hips move up to my licks, I take my hand from her ***** lips and put them under her and m*****age the hips as my tongue gets deeper and deeper in her *****. Tasting her and listening to her moan I am giving her something that she has never had before. ***** starts to flow from her ***** as she tighten up and arches her body up to me. I know now that she is happy and has enjoyed it. Removing my tongue from her wet *****, I looked her in the eyes and ask was it good to you baby. She explained to me that no one had ever made her feel that way and no one had ever licked and sucked her ***** before. With her ***** juices all around my face she pulled me to her kissing me all around my face. Taking her tongue licking my lips, cheeks, and most of all everywhere there was her juice she licked it off. Without taking a breath, she then took her tongue and put it deep in my mouth for me to suck on it.
Knowing that she is still excited from the orgasm, I didn’t want to leave her alone for I felt that she need to come all the way down. I began to caress her, kissing on her soft sweet lips, m*****aging her nipples, an most of all instead of one finger let two fingers enter her ***** and began finger *****ing her. Slowly at first then it gets faster and with you knowing that the roof of her vagina is sensitive like her *****. I let one finger gently rub up and down on the roof while the other is *****ing her like it is my *****. Sensing that she is about to ***** again talking to her listening to her moan and grind her hips, she began saying ***** me baby, now!
She is lying on her back and I am on the right side of her with her right leg up in the air. ***** is dripping wet, ***** is hard, and she is holding my fingers tight with her gripping *****. Removing my fingers, then easing up to her with the hardness of my ***** letting it slide in the already wet *****, she moans loudly. Leg still up in the air and I am *****ing her slow and easy from her right side. Taking my ***** and letting the rest at the base of her *****, her rhythm with the leg up in the air began to get faster and her breathing was faster. Head moving from side to side, eyes closed, and her hands were cupping her breast and moaning. Continued to ***** her from a soft slow and easy pace to getting faster and harder. Making absolutely sure that the ***** was touching the roof of her ***** and letting the head touch the cervix. *****ming immediately as my ***** touched the cervix, she began rolling her hips to ever stroke of my ***** and when I began *****ming with her she had had four orgasms to my one.
Not taking it out, but just lying there rubbing on her body. Starting with her right thigh both inner and outer. I could tell that she was satisfied with the smile on her face as we both fell asleep. ***** still in her wet ***** as she closes her legs holding on to it.
The following morning the radio wakes me as I am still lying with my ***** in her ***** an she is still asleep. Looking down at her naked ***** and thinking about the *****ing from last night, ***** start throbbing in her *****. Thinking about what was in store for you the beginning of the seminar and only wanting to stay right where you were, deep in her hot wet *****. While she is still sleep, started thinking about giving her some ***** to wake her up with. But as you slowly ***** her and rub on her hips, she wakes up and start smiling as she starts moving her hips with my motions. I asked her why she kept my ***** in her ***** all night, and her reply was, so that you could wake up to some ***** instead of thinking about it. I wanted your ***** to stay in me all night and the rest of the morning. She began moving her hips round and round telling me to ***** her hard she was about to *****. Listening to her desires and providing her with exactly what she wanted we began *****ming together then laying there kissing.
I got up, put my shorts back on and kissed her for the morning then headed to my room to shower before going to the seminar. Didn’t want to shower in her room for I didn’t have my clothes there and if so, we would be in bed *****ing again. Showered, dressed then went down stairs for breakfast. The seminar was boring as hell, but what was on my mind was those chocolate thighs along with the sweet tasting *****. Couldn’t wait for lunch time so that I could not go to my room, but to hers.
When they announced at 11:00 o’clock that we were going to break for lunch and would resume at 1:30 I started smiling. Knowing that the reason was they were getting ready for a tour or something that I wasn’t going to attend. I only wanted to tour her ***** to see if there were any spots about it that wasn’t or hadn’t been touched. Going to her room, she was sitting watching one of the Soaps, as I walked up to her to hug and give her a kiss. I told her that we were out until 1:30 and that I could take me a nap, but instead we sat there talking.
Evening had come so fast that I didn’t know it. We were sitting there in her room talking and watching a movie. This time she had on a pair of shorts without panties. I started smiling as I looked over at her. I have licked and sucked on some ***** before, but none of them tasted like she did. There was a sweet taste to her *****. Telling her this left a grin on her face as she got up off the bed to close the curtains. Night had come and the city was quiet. At least around the hotel where we were staying. Their was an aroma about the room that smelled like fresh flowers. Watching her closing the curtains and when she bent over to get the cord I told her I sure would like to see her naked like that. She looked back at me and smiled saying she thought that I was to tired and didn’t want any more of her.
She was bent over as if tying her shoes. I sat there looking at her ***** and asked her if she had ever been *****ed from behind. With her saying no she hadn’t, she was letting the shorts fall to the floor. Now there was nothing on her and she what position did I want her in. I told her to bend down and grab her ankles so I can see your ***** lips that needs spreading. For a moment though she thought I was going to go in the back door when she told me that it might hurt and for me to make sure that he was lubricated. I *****ured her that I wasn’t going in her back door but was going to stick my ***** in her ***** and play with her *****. As she reached down and touched her ankles, I walked up behind her and eased my hard ***** in her *****. I *****ed her in that position for about twenty minutes, periodically, with a wet finger I would stick it up in her *****. Finally, when I put my arm around her, I put my open hand on her hairs and began rubbing around the front of her *****. Thinking that she was about to *****, stuck another finger in her ***** slowly in and out then tapped her left cheek when we started *****ming. She fell on the bed head rolling back and forth, saying that it felt so good and she loved it and wanted to know how many other positions did I have.
The *****ed and sucked for the entire week of the seminar. On Thursday evening as she was packing. I knocked on her door and from behind the door she opened it with just a bathing towel wrapped around her. I had already packed and left out my traveling clothes to fly in on Friday. As the door closed, I hugged her and felt the warmth of her body and my ***** started pressing up against the towel she was wearing. Knowing she could fell it for all I had on was a T-shirt and short pants. When I started kissing on her somehow the towel just fell down to the floor. Then we went straight to the bed where we were in a lip lock letting our tongues explore the others. Hands moving about our bodies, it was getting rather warm in the room. Rubbing on her pubic hairs briefly letting a finger touch the inside of her ***** lips when she turned and got in a 69 position. ***** staring me in the face when she took my ***** in her mouth and began sucking and letting her tongue play with the head. I took my finger and sucked on it to get it wet before sticking it her *****. I spread her ***** lips apart with my tongue and started licking the inside flesh. Tongue going in her *****, with the wet finger I stuck it in her ***** as well. While my finger was *****ing her I let my tongue play with the ***** and the top of her *****.
While she was *****ming, she let out a moan different than before of satisfaction. This is when I told her to slide down and grab my ankles. When she moved down on me grabbing on my ankles I eased my ***** in her wet *****. Looking at her ***** up in the air going up and down and round and round she began gripping on my ankles while I gave her the best *****ing she had ever had. After we had *****med her *****ming 4 or 5 times she wanted to know what kind of position was that and I explained that is the “froggy” style. That way it is almost like you on top, but whereas the ***** gets all the way in the *****. She loved it!
For the men that reads this, it is always best to remember that sex can be beautiful. Don’t always think about yourselves and your needs, think about your partner. Women are very sensitive when it comes to lovemaking. They have more than one sensitive spot on their body. If you do oral sex, don’t just kiss the *****. Make love to it with your tongue and your finger at the same time. Talk to her and tell her how beautiful it is. Women will have more than one orgasm in a session if she is made comfortable. After she *****s, don’t just roll over and go to sleep or get up and leave. She will still be hot from it all. Therefore, talk to her, caress her body and breast. Again tell her how good and sweet her ***** is!
I KNOW IJM IS GONNA GET ON ME FOR SAYING THIS, BUT GHOSTFACE HAS THE SEXIEST LIPS TO ME. OMG I LOVE THE SHAPE OF THEM WHEWWWWW
Retirement home!!!!
Damn that’s a new one sweetheart
How you pull that off??
I’m actually gonna go with bobby v on this one…he’s pretty short but he’s got a cute face…2nd Lloyd cause I really wanna pull all that hair and lastly rayj I don’t want do D that been up in Kim K’s nasty butt.
That first kiss tells me so much. The way he approaches it, the technique, the “juicyness” factor, the tingle in my stomach…
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you ain’t never lied…I love me a good kiss…for a first kiss I advise at some point in the kiss to suck his bottom lip(not for to long cause’ thats just weird) but for a brief moment and do it slowly..they go crazy over that.
THESE PEOPLE ARE KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(SLIDING ON BOXING GLOVES) WHAT THEY DO TO YOU MMMM MMMMM MMM-DADDY?
wazzup ppl
@ THE SEEN 26
Hey you! Whats happening?
A good kiss is like the beginning of a book…you can always tell if that novel is gonna be good just by reading the first page! Hey Cutie Pie!
Ok, It’s off the chain in here, what’s going on?
hmmm i never know a novel is bad until i finish reading the book.
hey 2cute & z!!
Hey Z ! the seen26 was lookin’ for you earlier.
@”I GOT A LION IN MY POCKET, IM LYIN!”(sxyQblondie hates mcdonalds!!)(Check me out!)
(SLIDING ON BOXING GLOVES) WHAT THEY DO TO YOU MMMM MMMMM MMM-DADDY?
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They are workin the SH&% out of me. But its ok we got a mortgauge to pay. LOL
@Cutie Pie
you know you wrong for that, whew, I am going to have to copy and paste that so I can e-mail to my girls…
I would pick my favorite part but damn, don’t seem like you can have one part without the other just a build up of…ooohhhh
We are all going to need a cold shower after this!
awww . well where the hell he go?
How you doing? @ Cutie Pie
I know I am coming into here all late. end of the day and ish.
@da pro11
2 words freight elevator
@cutie pie, that story was long and he said the “p” word too much but it was still pretty good his words of wisdom we nice
Fellas, can anyone relate?
@Cutie Pie
Where can I get that there book? I need something juicy to read, the kids are gone with the godparents for the weekend, husband goin’ to some game, and the damn projector screen won’t work, so I can’t watch my Tyler Perry movies! Damn!!!
@ Hot Sauce You always referencing gay subject insult material. Hotty Sauce are you hidin sumpin?? lol. Its cool dawg, learn to accept & learn to live wid da fact you yearn to swish male nutsauce all up in ya most likely deformed jaws. We aint mad ya tissue soft wannabe thug dimwitted lame azz nicca.
Hola Z, care to comment on the stories cutie pie provided for us?
You are Ms Jaxon (Jackson) from now on
Z and 2Cute, good afternoon ladies
LOL@ SHOMONDO (knock em out the box rick!!) YOU’RE ALWAYS SO COOL WHEN YOU HAVE TO GIVE SOMEONE THE BUSINESS.
@MMM MMMM MMM-DADDY
DONT FORGET ABOUT OUR ISLAND TRIP. (WINKING)
@ 2cute4u Hi. How are you? Seems like you got some nice “me” time on tap. Thats whats up.
@Jaxon, and Mdaddy (and whoever else wants to answer)
Where is the freakiest, or most public place you’ve ever had “relations”?
lol @ be real
this is what I call compelling literature
@sxyQ Thank you. He is a lame. I think he likes to get sumpin started so he can get insults coming at him. Wanna be beat type nicca perhaps. If thats what gets his feeble brain & his pinky size package off, who am I to judge.
*****CONFESSIONS/ SECRETS FRIDAY*****
How it works: Tell a secret or confession. I’ll go first.
I have a 9in *****(measurements from the doctor) I have the length but not the girth. So I went and got a fat injection in my ***** to give me girth. So now not only do I jump start periods but I stretch that motha*****a out!!! Best investment ever
Ok who’s next???? who got the guts???
Heeey Shamondo (smiling)!
Whats up! Haven’t heard from you in a while. Sometimes I’ll check to see if you’re in, just to chat and see how you’re doin’. Yes I have some “me time”. I thought about going Detroit to visit some family but I think I’ll just stay in. What about you any plans for the weekend. By the way…what certain thing are you hurin’ for??
Hey dapro11! whats good with you this afternoon?
LOL @SHOMONDO….ROFL THAT IS HIS ANGLE. THAT’S WHY I JUST IGNORE IT. HE THINKS HE’S SLICK.
theseen26….
I pee’d a little in somebodies mouth when they ate me out…
@ jaxon he did use the p word a lot and I hate that word and all..but it was a hot story and I love his message
@2cute these stories are actually off of zane’s website but if you want a really good book Afterburn is the book..right now I’m reading “Chocolate Flava” by Zane the stories in there are hella crazy and good.
@THESEEN
YOU PULLING OUR LEG’S ARENT YOU?
@ cutie pie if that is what they used to teach ppl to read the national literacy rate would be much lower
theseen26…
Where did you get that done at…and the cost?
*****CONFESSIONS/ SECRETS FRIDAY*****
How it works: Tell a secret or confession. I’ll go first.
I have a 9in *****(measurements from the doctor) I have the length but not the girth. So I went and got a fat injection in my ***** to give me girth. So now not only do I jump start periods but I stretch that motha*****a out!!! Best investment ever
Ok who’s next???? who got the guts???
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WHAAAT!! Damn The seen! Ok I got one. The first time I ever went to get a brazillian wax, the chick that was doing it was REALLLY CUTE! Now I definately don’t get down like that, but when she started putting the base on for the wax, why did I get very, very turned on!??? Ok maybe not as juicy as your story, but its something!
2cute
in the car behind tent, butt naked, and making good uses of every stop sign and red light and riding him while driving. oh those were the days! Gosh I gotta a lot of them!
meant to say tint.
CRYING TEARS OF HYSTERIA @ MY DESK @ NIKKI!! SOMEONE PLEASE COME AND WIPE THE WATER UP OFF OF MY KEYBOARD. NIKKI *****IN IN FOLKS MOUTHS.
“HATERS WANNA HATE, LOVA’S WANNA LOVE..I DONT EVEN WANT, NONE OF THE ABOVE I WANT TO ***** ON YEWWW!! ***** ON YOU, YESSSS I DO, I’LL PEE ON YEWWWWW!!”
ROFL..I HAD TO DO IT. IT WAS THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MIND.
@nikki
that was too funny, but what about a fart just a small one. lol!
@ Z
hey missy!! where have you been?..I hope you not really working
..i’m jumping for joy that Friday has finally arrived..I love Fridays because its always pay day
UMMMMM LETS SEE..ANY CONFESSIONS(thinking hard)
I pee’d a little in somebodies mouth when they ate me out…
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ROTFL!!!!!! Nikki I am sitting here laughing my ***** of for real at that one! My son just walked by like, “mommy what are you laughing for”? Damn thats crazy!! What did dude say when you did that?
sxyQblondie!!!!
Not *****in’ it was JUST a lil squirt
@Nu Nu
You are a fool…did you get a second chance? LMAO
@2cute, I’m gonna have to say retirement home again
lol @ jaxon
LOL@ yall!!!
I dont think he knew and if he did he didnt say anything…which MAY be worse
@NIKKI
ROFL..GIRL YOU GOT ME OVER HERE IN TEARS. OKAY, I’LL LET YOU SLIDE BECAUSE IT WAS JUST A SQUIRT.
@ ♥☺♥☺♥☺2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺(Check me out!)
@Jaxon, and Mdaddy (and whoever else wants to answer)
Where is the freakiest, or most public place you’ve ever had “relations”?
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There are so many places. Ok I was going to take this to the grave with me but this is confession Friday so here goes: AND DONT JUDGE ME!!!!
Yall I’m so ashamed but once I did the do in the church parking lot
I hope he cant read so he wont come kill me
I’m trying to think of a confession…hmm….
UMMMMM LETS SEE..ANY CONFESSIONS(thinking hard)
you wuz born a hermafodite and yo parents told the doctor to cut yo ***** off insteada ser*****sizin it.
@Z
Wasup girly?? If you scroll up I told somebody to go to the other threads and see if you are in there and join us lol
Even Im shocked at that one…M DADDY!!!
G*****SPPPINNNNGGGG!!! MMMM MMMM MMMMM-DADDY!! LOL (okay i’m over shock now)
@Nikki
Maybe he thought you came or something, you know how women be “squirtin”! LOL!! Thats the best I’ve heard yet. Ok now somebody else…lets hear it!
toosexy…
just peeped you…gotta hold that in…hold that in…
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I just adore organic jelly beans mmmmmmm
(Check me out!)
@ Z
hey missy!! where have you been?..I hope you not really working
..i’m jumping for joy that Friday has finally arrived..I love Fridays because its always pay day
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I have had a very trying day today. I have been in meetings and received some news that has my world turned upsidedown…slightly. Enough of my drama…….
So i read and got caught up. Interesting topic. Interesting stories Cutie Pie. I guess ya’ll are expecting my contribution?
theseen26(Check me out!)
@Z
Wasup girly?? If you scroll up I told somebody to go to the other threads and see if you are in there and join us lol
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yes I heard and i am very flattered. how are you today?
@nu, did you hear from him again? If not, its prob safe to say..he knew
And even if he can read unless you told him (we kno how innocent you claim to be lol) he was the ONLY man who had ever had the priviledge I think you are safe
OKAY, THE ONLY ONE I CAN THINK OF RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, THE DAY I LOST MY VIRGINITY, WE GOT CAUGHT BY HIS UNCLE. TRUE STORY, HOWEVER, THE UNCLE HAS ONE EYE.(VIETNAM, ECT) ANYWAY, I DONT THINK HE CAUGHT THE FULL PICTURE(LMAO) BUT HE OPENED THE DOOR, WALKED IN (NOT REALIZING IMMEDIATELY WHAT HE WAS WALKING IN ON) MUMBLED SOME VERY INAUDIBLE LINGO, AND RUSHED RIGHT BACK OUT. I’VE NEVER BEEN SO EMBAR*****ED IN ALLLLL OF MY 28 YRS!!
@the seen – Do you have to get that injection every 3 months or so or is it for life?
i never heard of that this procedure
Working with 9 inches and you made your girth wider you are causing alot rib and lung damage.
WHat kind of confession must it be? Does it have to be sexual?
There are so many places. Ok I was going to take this to the grave with me but this is confession Friday so here goes: AND DONT JUDGE ME!!!!
Yall I’m so ashamed but once I did the do in the church parking lot
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Okay ya’ll we need a brief moment of silence and prayer for our brotha Mdaddy!
“Lawd don’t deem his soul to hell, it was jest a lil’ nookie”!
ZZZZZZZ!!!!! HEY MOMMA!
MsJaxon…
We did it again and he ate me too…we were together for a long while….and HELL NO I aint tell him…I think he may murder me…
@mm-daddy – NOT THE LORDS HOUSE!
DID YOU REPENT!!
WHat the hell did NIkki do? Why can’t I find it?
@NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…When it comes to this cheese yall like three blind mice… (R.I.P Mook)(Check me out!)
Even Im shocked at that one…M DADDY!!!
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“I GOT A LION IN MY POCKET, IM LYIN!”(sxyQblondie hates mcdonalds!!)(Check me out!)
G*****SPPPINNNNGGGG!!! MMMM MMMM MMMMM-DADDY!! LOL (okay i’m over shock now)
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Well if you think you are shocked now, it was during service in broad daylight
OKAY, THE ONLY ONE I CAN THINK OF RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, THE DAY I LOST MY VIRGINITY, WE GOT CAUGHT BY HIS UNCLE. TRUE STORY, HOWEVER, THE UNCLE HAS ONE EYE.(VIETNAM, ECT) ANYWAY, I DONT THINK HE CAUGHT THE FULL PICTURE(LMAO) BUT HE OPENED THE DOOR, WALKED IN (NOT REALIZING IMMEDIATELY WHAT HE WAS WALKING IN ON) MUMBLED SOME VERY INAUDIBLE LINGO, AND RUSHED RIGHT BACK OUT. I’VE NEVER BEEN SO EMBAR*****ED IN ALLLLL OF MY 28 YRS!!
he mumbled to his nephew, what you doin to that dog boy. You walk it on a leesh not *****k it.
HEYYYYY SEXYQQQQQ
HOW YOU DOIN?
if anyone has seen that sex tape wit ray j, they, like myself, would most def be all over ray j. the man is blessed…
M-daddy, my question is this was it A)during church or B)after church?
If not my hurricane shock is downgraded to a tropical storm
True Confession
Was once using a toy in the bathroom and my husband walked in to get something. I heard the door so I dropped the toy; I am not sure if he ever knew.
rAYJ IS DISGUSTING. i WOULD BOINK LLOYD. THEN PUT PIGTAILS IN HIS HAIR AFTERWARDS.
Well you answered my question while I typed
WWWWWOOOOOOWWWWWW!!
Shaking My Head…M DADDY…
OH MY GOD> WHAT DID I WALK INTO ? ONE QUICK QUESTION WHAT THE HELL IS A HERMAFODITE, I NEVER HEARD OF IT MAYBE I AM JUST DUMB?
@m-Daddy – Well if you think you are shocked now, it was during service in broad daylight
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You are surely going to hell for that….
I am sorry. I cannot tell ya’ll a confession. Ya’ll don’t need to be knowing my trifling ways…
9 inches is suicide for someone like myself i’m small…I don’t work with anything over 7..I plan on having kids one day
Your storm is at a level 3…
alicia w…
Do you really want an answer?
HEY ALL!!! OH THIS IS EASY!!!!!!!
FIRST I WOULD HIT CHRISTINA MILLIAN! I BEEN WANTING TO “DIP IT LOW “ IN HER FOR THE LONGEST!!!
NEXT TATYANA ALI! SHE CAN BE MY ‘FRESH PRINCESS“!
AFTER THAT I’D HAVE TO “RUN” UP IN BOTH THE SIMMONS CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME!!!
ELISE NEAL WOULD GET MY “ROSEWOOD” ALL NIGHT!
HMMM… TOCCARA JONES… SHE WOULD SEE HOW I CAN “TOP A MODEL”!!!
OK, SO NOW I’M BASICLLY TIRED, WORE OUT, AND COOCHIE WHIPPED…
I’LL TAKE A BREAK AND JUST WATCH KERRI HILSON, FAUNE CHAMBERS, TIERRA MARIE, NICHOLE MURPHY & DIAMOND HAVE A FIVE-WAY UNTIL MY RED-BULL KICKS IN!!!!!!!
I am sorry. I cannot tell ya’ll a confession. Ya’ll don’t need to be knowing my trifling ways…
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78% co-sign
@sxyQ
Nah thats a true story
@NIKKI
I got it done up in LA. My homegirl gave me business card from the doctor she got her ***** done at. It ran me like $1,500 for everything including if it starts to look weird or hurt I can come back for free.
@2cute4u
wow that confession turned me on lol. So does that make you bi-curious??? By the way you are my #1 Bossip crush… but shhh.. keep that between us..lol
alicia w(Check me out!)
OH MY GOD> WHAT DID I WALK INTO ? ONE QUICK QUESTION WHAT THE HELL IS A HERMAFODITE, I NEVER HEARD OF IT MAYBE I AM JUST DUMB?
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To be born with two sexes simutaneously. Ask Hot Sauce, he knows all about it. Ask him if when he decides to be a ***** for the day, does he tuck hsi ***** into his coo-coo. we need answers.
@BeReal(Check me out!)
@mm-daddy – NOT THE LORDS HOUSE!
DID YOU REPENT!!
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Well technally I wasnt in his house, I was in his parking lot, but yeah I’ve been repenting ever since
@ 2cute4u I check post to see if your up on here myself I cant lie. I notice you usually come thru after 2:00 pm. LOL yeah I do check for you. A ex of mine came at me cpl weeks ago her 3 month old relationship was on da rocks she thought. She has been trying to get at me for awhile (I thought). I lift her spirits among other things and was thinkin maybe this might be it. She was tellin me how much she aprreciates me always being there etc. (I kick it wid her 3 year old son at least 3 or 4 times a month, he not mine but I love him like he is) My sons dig her also and that is most important to me. New dude I guess wondered why she faded him and start giving her the bum rush. She tellin me he saying he has cuaght feelins for her and now he want to be with her I guess. She told me two days ago all she has wanted and does want is to be with me and married to me and she had felt like that for awhile. I told her I do love you & your son and maybe we can do this thing FO REAL. Day later she went to work, her and dude work together, and her story started changin just a lil. Yesterday she calls me sayin shes confused but she wants to see me, but gotta ride carless co-worker dude home. I said look maybe you need to see if you still have feelings for dude, NO she said I want you I’m coming. She got off at midnight. Well at 1:15 am my dumb azz still sittin on da porch waitin for her to show at my spot. I text her like what is the deal complications? And if so I just hope you alright. 20 mins later she texts me ” I aint coming i need to think bout *****”. I text her back thats all I get a cold azz text? So much for this where you wanting to be. I was up til 3 feeling real bummy & stupid. Guess I served my purpose & inspired dude to great words and deeds lol cause I still have not heard a word from her. Real talk ***** it tho. It hurts specially cause of what she was saying to me and I was buying it. Guess I shoulda knew I was just the shoulder to cry on. Feelin much better now. Biz to handle kids to raise. Hopefully one day soon I find the REAL one for me. I dont know exactly what happened exactly but I’m leaving it where its left. Yeah I know long azz answer to ya question LOL, but that is the answer.
DA TRUFF HURTZ…
Youre way off Bruh ….
My ex was nine inches. the d*ck haze had me thinking i was in love for 5 years. No matter what he did, or how mad i was at him, I would still want some of that. Damn, i should call him now…
I really cant think of one…. I may have 2 let this marinate and tell ya’ll on monday
@cutie pie yeah 9 in is too much, had 10 once I still walk a little to the left
@NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL…When it comes to this cheese yall like three blind mice… (R.I.P Mook)(Check me out!)
Shaking My Head…M DADDY
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I was very young
@ OAKLAND’S
Yall I’m so ashamed but once I did the do in the church parking lot
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OK PEOPLE! I GOT THIS…….
I ACTUALLY “KNEW” A YOUNG LADY IN THE CHURCH!!! WE HAD “RELATIONS ON THE PEW IN THE BALCONY!!!
WAS WE BAD FOR THAT???
I got it done up in LA. My homegirl gave me business card from the doctor she got her ***** done at. It ran me like $1,500 for everything including if it starts to look weird or hurt I can come back for free.
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wait wait…this is for real?!?! i didn’t even know brothers went and got that done I thought that was only for the less fortunate
@z – To be born with two sexes simutaneously. Ask Hot Sauce, he knows all about it. Ask him if when he decides to be a ***** for the day, does he tuck hsi ***** into his coo-coo. we need answers.
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LOL!
Shomondo (HURTIN 4 CERTAIN)(Check me out!)
@ 2cute4u I check post to see if your up on here myself I cant lie. I notice you usually come thru after 2:00 pm. LOL yeah I do check for you. A ex of mine came at me cpl weeks ago her 3 month old relationship was on da rocks she thought. She has been trying to get at me for awhile (I thought). I lift her spirits among other things and was thinkin maybe this might be it. She was tellin me how much she aprreciates me always being there etc. (I kick it wid her 3 year old son at least 3 or 4 times a month, he not mine but I love him like he is) My sons dig her also and that is most important to me. New dude I guess wondered why she faded him and start giving her the bum rush. She tellin me he saying he has cuaght feelins for her and now he want to be with her I guess. She told me two days ago all she has wanted and does want is to be with me and married to me and she had felt like that for awhile. I told her I do love you & your son and maybe we can do this thing FO REAL. Day later she went to work, her and dude work together, and her story started changin just a lil. Yesterday she calls me sayin shes confused but she wants to see me, but gotta ride carless co-worker dude home. I said look maybe you need to see if you still have feelings for dude, NO she said I want you I’m coming. She got off at midnight. Well at 1:15 am my dumb azz still sittin on da porch waitin for her to show at my spot. I text her like what is the deal complications? And if so I just hope you alright. 20 mins later she texts me ” I aint coming i need to think bout *****”. I text her back thats all I get a cold azz text? So much for this where you wanting to be. I was up til 3 feeling real bummy & stupid. Guess I served my purpose & inspired dude to great words and deeds lol cause I still have not heard a word from her. Real talk ***** it tho. It hurts specially cause of what she was saying to me and I was buying it. Guess I shoulda knew I was just the shoulder to cry on. Feelin much better now. Biz to handle kids to raise. Hopefully one day soon I find the REAL one for me. I dont know exactly what happened exactly but I’m leaving it where its left. Yeah I know long azz answer to ya question LOL, but that is the answer.
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THat’s jacked, just ignore her WHEN she calls. And she will call
OK PEOPLE! I GOT THIS…….
“I ACTUALLY “KNEW” A YOUNG LADY IN THE CHURCH!!! WE HAD “RELATIONS ON THE PEW IN THE BALCONY!!!
WAS WE BAD FOR THAT???”
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why stop there?? why not have gone and washed your stuff off in the holy water bowl might as well sin all the way
@Z
ROFL..GIRL YOU WILD!! GET EM!!
@M-DADDY
YOU ARE ONE BOLD PEICE OF WORK.(smile)
@DA TRUFF
HEY YOU!! WHAT WERE YOU DOING “KNOWING” SOMEONE IN THE CHURCH?(tisk tisk tisk)
ya’ll crazy for these confessions
@Shomondo – Sounds like she did you a favor by picking the other person what a flake. ??What kind of grown man does not have a car…eeewww
I don’t know if that was just for 2cute4u – but I reads everything.
Give me the number on the card, dude. I’m giving it to my husband…
DA TRUFF HURTZ…
That WAS bad..but not yours…STOP STEALING STORIES!!!
Z OH OK THANKS I THOUGHT MAYBE THAT WAS IT BUT WHO IS HOT SAUCE> I GOT MY ANSWER I DONT WANT HIM TO CALL ME ONE BUT ITS OK I KNOW I AM A REAL WOMAN SO I WILL LET THAT ALONE THANKS>
PLEASE DISREGARD LAST POST!!! Im dumb
What’s up errbody? Been out of the office most of the day and I see I missed a whole lot.
“@cutie pie yeah 9 in is too much, had 10 once I still walk a little to the left”
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LMAO you crazy
@ CUTIE PIE
HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS A CATHOLIC CHURCH?!? LOL! ANYWAY I WAS ALOT YOUNGER AND DUMBER THEN…
WOULD NEVER PULL THAT AGAIN!
@SxyQ – HEY YOU!! WHAT WERE YOU DOING “KNOWING” SOMEONE IN THE CHURCH?(tisk tisk tisk)
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Let us just step aside while God strikes these bbbiiggg sinners down!
@Da Truff – IN THE CHURCH…ON THE PEW (WAS SERVICE GOING ON??) NO DON’T ANSWER THAT
@Z
Im doing good. nah it dont have to be sexual (even though we prefer it to be lol) but at least let it be funny.
@bereal
Yeah its a simple procedure and not costly. No its for life… unless I start losing weight lol. And why are you “beating off” when u have a husband???
@cutie pie
Small women like yourself, you dont put all 9in inside lol. well we try not too.
@Shomondo
Why does it seem like nice guys end up with trashy females and vice-versa? My friends tell me I’m too available when I’m into a guy and that’s what it sounds like you did so ignore her ***** next time she calls.
wow im lovin christinas dress. keri hilson looks pretty but elise neal look good.neway i wouldnt touch ne of them little boys
@ Ms Jaxon Yeah Im thinkin she will. But really I hope not. I mean what is there to say? She aint even gotta put herself thru it. Guess she picked and it aint me, I’ll get good wid it. She came at me as she has done in the past, I just thought hey maybe this could work. I am real tired of being single. She know how I get down tho and I go by the saying, Whats already understood does’nt need to be spoken. She should just leave it where its left, at least I hope she does. Confusion and game playin is not what I have to do.
“HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS A CATHOLIC CHURCH?!? LOL! ANYWAY I WAS ALOT YOUNGER AND DUMBER THEN…”
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I figured it was a Catholic church because Catholic churches are always empty and thats the only way you’d be able to get away with that.
@BE REAL
why not use it with your husband or let him watch is what i mean, he will be so turned on!
@the seen – Beating off, I would not call it that, but I thought he was sleep and it was late and we have this shower with different settings and the toy is always in the bathroom…(shrugging my shoulders)
@ SXYQ
IT WAS AFTER A WEDDING…
WHILE ERRY BODY ELSE WAS AT THE COURTYARD RECEPTION, ONE OF THE BRIDESMAIDS I USED TO DATE WANTED TO TALK.
SHE HAD JUST COME BACK TO TOWN, SO WE WENT INSIDE TO TALK, STARTED BRINGING UP OLD STUFF AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW WE LOOKING FOR SOME PRIVACY!!!
@Mdaddy
The church parking lot dog???
Sista Jenkins saw nothing but ***** in the air
@NIKKI
It just slipped out, it was too good!
@ Book Worm Yeah, I have no choice but too this ***** hurts. She knows I love her son and he loves me, that is how she always stays half way in the picture. But you rite. Lil dude will be alrite, I’ll still see about him much as I can but not rite now. Ima let her do her thing, I’m not one to get in da way. Just hope if it goes bad wid new dude like I suspect it will, she dont think Ima be standing there with open arms. Nah.
@ NIKKU U
YOU’RE OK! CONFUSED… BUT OK!!! LOL!
@too sexy – at the time he was sleep and this particular toy I keep in the bathroom…we have other “joint toys”. This one is my solo toy.
@DA TRUFF
WHO INITIATED IT? WHY NOT WAIT TIL YOU GOT TO THE HOTEL?
All right peeps. Have a good weekend off to second j-o-b. 2cute enjoy your chill time. Out.
I’ll take no less than 9″. After you’ve had it anything less is just uncivilized.
@Shomondo
Your feelings for her kid is what’s keeping you entangled. Keep it real short if she’s tries to come back crying on your shoulder. It’s no fun having your emotions played with.
LOL@OSHIE
I am still waiting to find out what Nikki did!
I hope everyone in here is over the age of 18….
@cutie pie
I didnt need the injection trust me. Just being 9in was enough for a woman. I just wanted more, so thats when I got the girth.
@Shamondo
Seriously, I’m probably the last person who should be giving relationshiop advice, but I’mma tell you this cause’ I luvs ya!…Don’t settle. If she was worth having, she would know better than to treat you that way. There is someone who will appreciate what you have to offer. And besides that nicca can’t be as sexy as you are! Just wanted to make you smile! Hey don’t let this get you down, and don’t be bummy all weekend, and you better not answer the phone when she calls! Unless you tell her that she just lost out on a good thing! Don’t make me come to PA and cut that ho!
SXYQ
IT WAS KINDA ON BOTH OF US. WHEN SHE MOVED AWAY WE HAD UNRESOLVED ISSUES. WHEN SHE CAME BACK IT HAD BEEN TWO YEARS BUT WE STILL HAD THOSE ISSUES.
THE WEDDING WAS THE FIRST TIME WE HAD SEEN EACH OTHER AND WE JUST HAD THAT TENSION THE WHOLE SERVICE!
ANYWAY YOU KNOW WEDDINGS BE WORKIN THE EMOTIONS ALREADY! SO WHEN WE WENT INSIDE THE CHURCH AND STARTED TALKING ALL THAT PENT UP STUFF JUST FLOODED OUT.
WE HUGGED THEN I KISSED HER ON HER FOREHEAD, THEN SHE KISSED ME ON MY LIPS THEN I KISSED HER BACK AND THEN WE, WELL YOU KNOW WHAT WE DID…….
@Z
I pee’d a little in somebodies mouth when they ate me out… (Nikki at 3:13 pm)
@DA TRUFF
WELL, HAVE YOU SINCE THEN LEARNED ANY SELF CONTROL MISTER?(LOL)
@NIKKI UNDERWOOD-PAUL:
Why does Ray J look like he will steal out your house?
Stupid ***** like the rabbit antennas off your tv…
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I just choked on my cran-grape juice after reading that.
^ that is some funny ***** right there (tsfsrt)
NIKKI> I GUESS I REALLY DID WANT TO KNOW BECAUSE I HEARD OF A MAN BORN WITH FEMALE ORGANS AND VICE VERSA BUT I NEVER HEARD OF A PERSON BORN WITH BOTH PARTS, I AM JUST TRYING TO FIQURE IS ONE ON TOP OF THE OTHER OR ONE BEHIND THE OTHER> OH WELL I CHECKED AND I AM OK>
*****mondo
lol *****. When you gonna lern that hoodhos is to *****k, not wife, only a weak ***** be catchin feelins for hoodhos.
Hot Sauce rule 1 to live by (*****K A HOODHO WITH YO *****, NOT YO HEART) Thats a freebie *****. My next advice is gonna cost yo *****.
@Z
Tomorrow your birthday and since we obviously won’t see each other and I probably won’t be on Bossip = HAPPY BIRTHDAY in advance
Have a Great Birthday Weekend!!!!
@dapro11(Check me out!)
@Mdaddy
The church parking lot dog???
Sista Jenkins saw nothing but ***** in the air
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LMAO Exactly!!!!!!
PLEASE PRAY FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!
@M-DADDY & DA TRUFF
FOR THE BOTH OF YOU, HOW LONG AGO DID THESE SITUATIONS OCCUR?
happy birthday Z……I think (you had the 3 days notice up there for a few days now.
@theseen
at 9in’s you sure didn’t need the injection brother lol you tryna kill the women..how thick is it?
@ SXYQ
@DA TRUFF
WELL, HAVE YOU SINCE THEN LEARNED ANY SELF CONTROL MISTER?(LOL)
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YES I HAVE!!!
NOW I STILL HAVE A SPONTANEOUS/ADVENTUROUS SIDE TOO ME THO!!! BUT I KNOW HOW TO KEEP IT SAFE & RESPECTFUL!!!
CRAZIEST THING ABOUT OUR WHOLE EPISODE HAVING SEX IN CHURCH WAS THIS…….
YEARS LATER, WHEN SHE GOT MARRIED, HER HUSBAND WANTED THE WEDDING AT THE SAME CHURCH!!!
SHE REFUSED AND THEY HAD IT AT A COUNTRY CLUB INSTEAD! LOL!!!
@M-DADDY
AS LONG AS YOU’VE ALREADY ASKED FOR FORGIVENESS, YOU SHOULD BE STRAIGHT.:-) LOL
alicia w…
Okay…that was nasty what you said…and hilar!!
GOOD NIGHT ERRBODY…
NU….drops down and eagled outta the door…
@DA TRUFF
OH LORD!!(LOL) I GUESS SHE DID REFUSE! TOO MANY MEMORIES!! SHE WOULD BE STANDING IN THE FRONT OF THE CHURCH, LOOKING AT THE PEW HAVING FLASHBACKS LIKE LANCE FROM THE BEST MAN!!(LMAO)
@ Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)
Whats good on this here Friday Pimpin?
@2cute4u
wow that confession turned me on lol. So does that make you bi-curious??? By the way you are my #1 Bossip crush… but shhh.. keep that between us..lol
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@the seen26
I won’t tell anybody (whispering)! Naah I don’t think I’m bi-curious, I think that day I was just horny! Like the pic btw!
SXYQ
WE DID THAT BACK IN 96 DURING THE ATLANTA OLYMPICS
YOU WAS STILL TEENY-BOPPIN’!!! LOL!
I keep changing it to 1, but the shyt won’t stay
my b-day is tomorrow.
i am an old woman now.
CHRISTINA MILIAN IS LOOKIN GOOD
Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)(Check me out!)
@Z
Tomorrow your birthday and since we obviously won’t see each other and I probably won’t be on Bossip = HAPPY BIRTHDAY in advance
Have a Great Birthday Weekend!!!!
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Thank you Slide. That was very nice of you.
@DA TRUFF
YES. 96? OH THAT WAS LET ME SEE, LAST PART OF SOPHMORE YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL. THOSE WERE THE DAYS.
‘96 I was in the 5th grade I think. dayyyum
Slide…are you still here? Anyway if you are, thanks for that info yesterday, I did forward to where it was suppose to go. And to answer your question from yesterday…Taking baby steps, ya know…
@z – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! MY FELLOW VIRGO – ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND
MINE IS ON THE 21ST
@ “I GOT A LION IN MY POCKET, IM LYIN!”(sxyQblondie is ready for friday night!!)(Check me out!)
@M-DADDY & DA TRUFF
FOR THE BOTH OF YOU, HOW LONG AGO DID THESE SITUATIONS OCCUR?
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This was about 15 years ago
Whoa @ the seen, 2cute4u. And Nikki!!
My confession-in a hot tub at my friends parents’ house. Not very comfortable, as the water dried me out
6th grade my bad.
SXYQ
THE BEST MAN!!!! THAT MOVIE IS THE ISH!!!!
MY EX WOULDA BEEN LIKE…….
“DO YOU TAKE THIS (OOOH!) TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED (AAHHH!!) TO HAVE & TO ( UUUNH!!!) THRU (MMMFF!) AND (SSSSSS!)….”
OH THAT IS SOME CL*****IC MESS!!!
Thank you everyone!!!
@z/SxyQ – Ya’ll some babies..you know that right…life still look so fresh, just wait until you turn 30…
Nothing worse than long and skinny, like making love to a baton or going to the gyno and getting poked in the cervix with a cotton swab. Ech.
Have a great weekend everybody.
I’m out
Damn I graduated in 96! I remember that year, I had a shiitty boyfriend who took someone else to the prom, and wouldn’t drive me in his convertable for the Miss. Pride of Fayette County parade, and I was on the damn court!! Anyway, yeah not a good year!
@ Z
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOUNGIN’!!!
Dang you’re young Z! Or maybe I’m just old, ok nevermind don’t answer that! Happy Birthday girl!
“I GOT A LION IN MY POCKET, IM LYIN!”(sxyQblondie is ready for friday night!!)(Check me out!)
@M-DADDY
AS LONG AS YOU’VE ALREADY ASKED FOR FORGIVENESS, YOU SHOULD BE STRAIGHT.:-) LOL
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I’ve done that
Lol. I feel old. I see these lil grown ***** heifas walking around and then they have to nerve approach me like “excuse me ma’am, do you know which such and such way is” like i am a *****ing grandmother.
@aunt Viv – Did the parents catch you? Or was the dry part the confession??
ANY OTHER LADIES GOT A FREAKY SPOT CONFESSION???
HMMM!!!
HOW ABOUT AN “OFF LIMITS” PERSON CONFESSION!!!!!!!
@LL M-Daddy
I’m good thanks for asking…
My boy is in town and so we’re going out tonight and it was my other good friends birthday the other day (Wednesday) and so him and his cousin are joining us too…
I don’t know what’s gonna happen when we’re out and about because “when the Remy’s in the system ain’t no tellin’…”
I feel bad though because before I hang out with them, I’m taking my Mom out tonight to this church function (*she loves spending time with me doing whatever) and then I’m gonna be in the club later on drinkin’, talkin’ sh… and grindin’ on some lovely young ladies… SMH @ myself… I’ma heathen
I might chill and not party too hard though, who knows?
How about yourself? Got any plans or you laying low? Oh yeah, how is your son doing and the college football stuff? How did things go with that?
But on a lighter note, my co workers made me chocolate cupcakes. I feel so loved.
@cutie pie
I compare my ***** to a pledge can lol. Nah Im jokin. After the procedure it was about as thick as a paper towel roll…the center part.
@2cute4u
Ok my lips are sealed…. So was that your first and last time getting turned on by a woman? Thanx by the way
AUNTIEEEEEE!! WHERE YOU BEEN ALL DAY?
@BE REAL
I KNOW, STILL A LIL DAMP BEHIND THE EARS. I GOT 2 YEARS TO 30 THOUGH.(GRUMBLING..LOL)
(screaming at M-daddy like leroy from the last dragon…..) “CAN YOU TEACH ME SOME MOVES???!!!!” LMAO!!!!!!
@DA TRUFF
LMAO..THE BEST MAN IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES!! AND THAT PART ALWAYS GETS ME TO LAUGHING!!
Damn…I was f%ckin around on another thread and ya’ll over here funnin…
Shout out to everybody
Jaxon
Z
sxyQBlondie
Cutie Pie
2 Cute
Damn…I’m bout to skate. Hollar @ ya’ll on Monday in da AM…
@ZZZZZ
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARLY MOMMA!! PARTY UP!!
@be real,
No the parents didn’t catch us, but we were so in the moment we didn’t notice that the other party goers stopped dancing and were standing around watching. Oops. Then we got out and continued inside the parents house. They were away that night.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Z!
@Z
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MA!!!!!!
@THESEEN
I PLEAD THE STRAIGHT UP 5TH.LMAO
Hi sxyQB!!!!
M*****a cracked the whip on me somethin’ awful today so I’ve been offline. And I’m getting ready to bounce, so if I don’t catch you honey have a great weekend!!!!
@ Z (1 day til my BIRTHDAY!!!)
But on a lighter note, my co workers made me chocolate cupcakes. I feel so loved.
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CAN I TASTE ONE OF YOUR CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES…
@Aunt Viv
What kind of confession was that??? lol
Thank you Slide. That was very nice of you.
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@Z
Yeah, even though you think I’ma a$$hole I still like you and you be making me laugh when I be reading your comments
I remember way back when you put your my*****e page up on here (cause you were arguing with somebody or something) – I was being nosey and went to it and was like = DAMN, shawty is FINE!!!!
Well anyways, how did last weekend go with your partying in DC and do you have any big plans for tomorrow or are you gonna lay low and take it easy?
Last question, what do you want on your birthday? I’m not gonna buy it or anything, I’m just curious…
@The seen
Yes that was my first and last time. I still go to the spa to get my waxes done, but I have since changed location, so I go to a different place. All the women are always cute at the spa! It must be good for business or something. I see men in there to (metro sexual ones) getting their feet done, m*****ages, facials all that stuff.
Are you really 9 inches or are you exaggerating? Curious…
@ VIV
GOOD THANG *****ODY HAD THE VIDEO CAM OUT HUH!!!
ok, here is a triflin confession of my mine. Not too risque, just scandalous and trif. SO when i was 14, I used to date this guy. (LET ME STATE HERE I NEVER BOINKED HIM.) He liked me alot, but i ended up leave him for another guy who was way cuter. (he had light hazel eyes and years later became my fiance). Anywho, I had ended up transferring high schools and in my new school was his brother. Out of spite for my current boyfriend at the time (he cheated on me) I decided to go to a “study session” at bro’s house after school. Of course we did the do and when I was leaving…my ex walks into the house. (supposedly he didn’t live there anymore, but in Queens. He was older)He was soooo *****ed to see me there and immediatly started asking me did i sleep with his brother. I denied it and so did the brother. The next day in school, The brother tells me how much his bro(my ex) really used to like me. He thought he loved me. used to do all kinds of weird shyt over me, that I will not state. The brother was grimey too bc he knew how his bro(my ex) felt. If i had known, I would not have slept with him. Anyway fast forward 6 years later…and my ex calls me. HOW HE GOT MY NUMBER IS STILL A MYSTERY TO THIS VERY MOMENT. But he calls me to “catch up” and tell me how he got signed to Jive records. and then ask “Yo, i won’t get mad. I just wanna know. Did u sleep with my brother?” I will deny it to the grave. OK thats my conffession.
@ z
happy early b-day!!!!!!! make sure to get crazy for the both of us
@AUNTIE
GIRL, M*****A ROUND HERE GET ON MY NERVES TOO!! THATS WHY I GAVE THEM THE BUSINESS YESTERDAY!!!
@ SLide
You should check my page out now. I put the pics up from DC. I had a great time in DC with my friend. We were stuntin crazy out there. Wish I could have stayed. I don’t really want anything for my birthday. I don’t need anything. I told my friends food will always make me happy, so if they want to do sumthin, we could all go out to eat.
did someone mention cake??? yall know I love me some cake..
@Z
Happy your day!!! Be safe dont drink and drive
Again Thank You to everyone who wished me Happy Birthday. I promise, I will have a drink for each and every one of you.
to answer your question from yesterday…Taking baby steps, ya know…
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@♥☺♥☺♥☺2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺
Thank You, good looking out…
As with anything “new” it takes time – Good luck with that and I wish you the best… You’re a nice young lady and a good person and so I’m quite sure that everything will work out eventually
*CAT EYES said 2 weeks, but since you’re taking “baby steps”, I’ll check back in with you with regards to that in 4…
M Daddy you have to come get your cake. Meet me at St. Francis’s parking lot. *wink*
@da truff
CAN I TASTE ONE OF YOUR CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES…
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All that sexual enuendo goin’ on in that statement!
I can’t wait to turn 30..I heard that is when you reach you sexual peak..I might just dump my b/f and get me a fresh 20 yr old
@ Z (1 day til my BIRTHDAY!!!)
OOOH! I KNEW IT!!
I KNEW YOU HAD SEX WITH MY BROTHER!!!!!!!
AFTER ALL THIS TIME THE TRUTH COMES OUT!!! LOL!!!
Happy Bday Z
Enjoy yourself this weekend
Get two drinks in for me
Happy Bday Z
Enjoy yourself this weekend
Get two drinks in for me
ON THIS JOB, I SWEAR ON A STACK OF BLUEBERRY BUTTER MUFFINS THAT I AM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS.(ROLLING EYES FURIOUSLY!!)
@dA TRUFF
pROVE IT!
@ 2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺(Check me out!)
@da truff
CAN I TASTE ONE OF YOUR CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES…
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All that sexual enuendo goin’ on in that statement!
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WHO ME!?! NAW!!!
WELL OK, MAYBE A LIL’…
PS: BUTTERSCOTCH TASTES GOOD TOO!!!
SO when i was 14, I used to date this guy. (LET ME STATE HERE I NEVER BOINKED HIM.)
lucky *****. That means he didnt have to go to the clinic and get a shot.
@Z
Dont drink and drive… real talk. we wanna see you here Monday. So you can tell us all about ur bday
@ dA tRUFF
mY CUPCAKE RESPONSE WAS MEANT FOR YOU. i’M TRIPPIN.
@ SXYQ
DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WANTED ME TO BUTTER YOUR MUFFINS???
Hot Sauce(Check me out!)
SO when i was 14, I used to date this guy. (LET ME STATE HERE I NEVER BOINKED HIM.)
lucky *****. That means he didnt have to go to the clinic and get a shot.
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LMFAO this ***** right here be cracking me up. Seriously. Its always the niccas that can’t get no ***** that wanna call a chick a hoe. Sorry *****. Here is my Email. Look me up on my*****e and jerk off to my pics. Thats my gift to you.
uneejah@aol.com
@da truff
yeah, butterscotch…taste like werthers original. Do you you like those, their tasty!!!☺☺☺
@DA TRUFF
LOL, THERE YOU GO CUTTING UP!!
@2CUTE
GIRLLLLLL(LOL)
@theseen26
don’t worry sweetie. When i go out, I cab it. Where the hell would i park downtown in nyc?
@ Z
THAT’S OK! I WAS ALREADY IN THE CAR AND HALFWAY THERE ANYWAY!!!
PS: GOT MILK!?!
i’m out everyone. Have a great weekend and thanks again for the well wishes.
hapyy birthday z, luv you *****.
@ 2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺(Check me out!)
@da truff
yeah, butterscotch…taste like werthers original. Do you you like those, their tasty!!!☺☺☺
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YEP! YOUR GRAVIE MAKES ME THINK OF THEM! I LIKE TO USE THEM DURING… WELL.., UMMM.., NEVERMIND!
@ z
you ain’t never lie… there is never parking. I almost knocked out two white girls when they stole parking from me and my b/f when we went to 28th and 5th
“I GOT A LION IN MY POCKET, IM LYIN!”(sxyQblondie is ready for friday night!!)(Check me out!)
@2CUTE
GIRLLLLLL(LOL)
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Had to say it!LOL!
@ SXYQ
@DA TRUFF
LOL, THERE YOU GO CUTTING UP!!
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WHAT I SAY???
@2CUTE
GIRL, I SEE!! I WAS OVER HERE CHUCKLING!! LOL
good night everyone!! have a safe and happy weekend
@DA TRUFF
LOL @ YOU TRYING TO PLAY INNOCENT MISTER! TALKING ABOUT BUTTERING MUFFINS AND STUFF!! LMAO
2CUTE
I CHANGED MY GRAVIE LIKE AN HOUR AGO, BUT I DONT SEE IT CHANGED YET.(DAMNED GRAVATAR) WHAT DO YOU SEE?
@ cutie pie*
I can’t wait to turn 30..I heard that is when you reach you sexual peak..I might just dump my b/f and get me a fresh 20 yr old
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OH NO! NOT OUR RESIDENT “GOOD GIRL”!!! LOL!!!
DA TRUFF HURTZ!!! ( The Truth also Helps, Heals, & Hopes…)(Check me out!)
@ 2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺(Check me out!)
@da truff
yeah, butterscotch…taste like werthers original. Do you you like those, their tasty!!!☺☺☺
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YEP! YOUR GRAVIE MAKES ME THINK OF THEM! I LIKE TO USE THEM DURING… WELL.., UMMM.., NEVERMIND!
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No, don’t hold back…say what you mean and mean whatcha say! Ok well I know what your saying. I also hear that sucking on some peppermint beforehand, is also tantelizing? I mean thats what I hear..(wink,wink)!☺☺☺
(peeping around) YA’LL BOUGHT TO CUT UP AGAIN!!LOL
@ SXYQ
2CUTE
I CHANGED MY GRAVIE LIKE AN HOUR AGO, BUT I DONT SEE IT CHANGED YET.(DAMNED GRAVATAR) WHAT DO YOU SEE?
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DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I SEE??? OR AT LEAST WHAT I BEEN THINKIN’ OF?!?!?
@sxyq
I still see the cute one with the hat…I like that one! I’ll probably change mine this weekend. I guess that way it will be up by Monday…Damn gravatar system!
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I SEE??? OR AT LEAST WHAT I BEEN THINKIN’ OF?!?!?
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Da truff
no babe you might turn some ppl out if you tell us what you been thinkin’ of! You’ve had threesomes haven’t you?
@ 2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺
YEP! ALL THAT!! AND SOME ICE!!!
I LOVE A WOMAN WHO LOVES TO RECEIVE ALL THE “FLAVORS” OF LOVE!!!
OH WAIT… NOT THE FLAVA… BUT THE FLAVORS!!!
DON’T NEED NO BAD IMAGRY!!! LOL!
@ 2CUTE
I’VE CLEARED MY CACHE HEAR AT THE JOB, I SEE IT NOW. CLEAR YOUR CACHE WOMAN!! I CHANGED THE HAT ONE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY!!(LOL)
@DA TRUFF
SURE LUV. WHAT DO YOU SEE, AND WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING(you want to tell me anyway..lol)
You bunch of perverts – I’m out!
Who’s still here?
@ 2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺
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Da truff
You’ve had threesomes haven’t you?
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ONLY ONCE… WELL ACTUALLY TWICE, WIT THE SAME TWO CHICKS…
HOW ABOUT YOU 2CUTE???
AND YOU SXYQ???
@DA TRUFF
NO SIR. NO 3 SOMES FOR THE KID. I’M TOO SELFISH AND 2 STRAIGHT FOR THAT.(LOL)
No never any threesomes. I think I’ll leave that for fantasy time! Is that your girlfriend in the gravie?
cool ok now I see sxy q blondie with blonde hair! in a black outfit.
@2CUTE
YOU CLEARED THE CACHE!!(LOL) THATS THE ONE I JUST PUT UP TODAY.
@ DIVA
HEY MISS!!! SHARE SOME WITH US!
@ 2CUTE
OK FANTASY TIME!!! NAW, I WISH!!! THAT’S KIMBERLY ELISE…
@ SXYQ
2 SELFISH & 2 STRAIGHT!!! LOL!!! HEY, YOU COULD ALWAYS GET IT FROM TWO GUYS @ ONCE… THAT’S A THREESOME…
Since the weekend is coming up and all that sessy ***** up top has got me all hot and bothered–
I’m going to share something with you guys.
I don’t know if any of you’ve been BOSSIPing long enough to have heard this from me but, here goes—
**covering Mykel’s ears**
The next chance you get, get you some fresh from the bakery, Krispy Kreme donuts. You can use these to enhance your…uh….sexcapades.
Get three donuts, one at a time and gently force them down on your man. Now, the ego trip is this—the donut holes are small so unless he’s the size of a six month old, he should be proud of the tight fit.
You can either place them on using two hands, one hand or if you’re decent at it, no hands!
Once they’re in position, begin to lick the donut starting at the ones closest to his navel and work your way down. You can nibble as you go but trust me–by the time you get to the last one—glaze melted all over the place, you’ll have the brotha thinking he saw Jaysoos himself!
Lol!!!!
**uncovering Mykel’s ears**
SXYQ
NOW I CAN’T SEE PIC I WAS GONNA COMMENT ON…
ANYWAY!!! I WAS GONNA SAY… I’VE SEEN THAT VIEW BEFORE!!!!!!
YOU HAD THAT GRAVIE CROPPED JUST RIGHT SO THE UNTRAINED EYE COULD NOT SEE WHAT WAS REALLY GOING ON!!!
YOU DON’T FOOL ME GIRLIE!!!
LIL KIM, TAKE NOTE, LLOYD IS AN EXAMPLE OF A BLACK PERSON WHO COULD USE A NOSE JOB, YOU AND VIVA DID NOT NEED ONE.
“taste like werthers original”
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@ DIVA
FROM NOW ON…
I’M ONLY EATING DOUGHNUT HOLES!!! LOL!
@DA TRUFF
NO SIR!! NO 2 GUYS FOR ME!! WHAT PIC ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MISTER? WHAT POSITON?
DIVA
HEY HEY HEY MOMMA!!!
WTF?! IS THIS THE MUPPETS CONVENTION?
YA GOT GONZO & COOKIE MONSTER (LLOYD & BOBBY VALENTINO) CHILLIN WAITIN’ ON SOME HITS
WERE’S TINY AT?…ALL WE NEED IS HER TACK-HEADED MISS PIGGY LOOKIN-*****
SXYQ
IT WAS A CLOSE-UP OF YOUR FACE… EYES, NOSE & BANGS. BUT YOUR MOUTH WAS MYSTERIOUSLY CROPPED OUT AND YOU HAD THIS EROTIC LOOK IN YOUR EYES!!!
I KNOW THAT LOOK! I’VE SEEN THAT LOOK!!!
@FURIOUZ STYLEZ
YOUR COMMENTS BE CRACKING ME UP!!
@DA TRUFF
YOU ARE SO CRAZY!!(LOL) IN THE FULL SHOT OF THAT PICTURE, IM ACTUALLY JUST SITTING ON MY BED IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER, HALF SMILING. THERE IS NOTHING EROTIC GOING ON. YOU AND YOUR WILD IMAGINATION!!(LOL)
Furiiuz Stylez–
Why everytime I read that name, my ***** jumps?
That ***** got me so bad, I can’t even type the name right!
Lol!
@DIVA
GIRL YOU ARE A MESS(LMAO)
@DIVA
NOW LOOKIE HERE!! I JUST READ YOUR MESSAGE ABOUT THE DONUTS. I LOVE CRIPAAAAYYYYY CREEEAMMMMMMMM!!! ENTIRELY TO MUCH TO BE WAISTING THEM LIKE THAT!! THEY ARE THE KING OF DONUTS. WHY NOT DUNKIN DONUTS??LMAO
SXYQ
OH! OK! YEP!!!
JUST LIKE THAT BOYS ONE EYED UNCLE AIN’T SEE YOU GIVIN’ IT UP EITHER HUH???
MMM… HMMM…
@DA TRUFF
LOL@ YOU REMEMBERING MY STORY. OR RE-READING IT. BUT THAT WAS A JOKE. I KNEW HE COULD SEE. HOWEVER, MY PHOTO WAS JUST A PHOTO. NOTHING INDECENT OR SUGGESTIVE.
I’M SO GLAD IT’S FRIDAY!
I’M BOUT TO GET SOME TONITE!!!
4 DAYS IS TOO LONG TO GO WITHOUT!!!!!!!
WOWWWWWW@ DA TRUFF. 4 DAYS THAT’S IT? WHERE’S YOUR ENDURANCE MAN?
OK GIRL! I’M JUST TEASIN!!!
DON’T GET ALL WIERD ON ME NOW…….
YOU KNOW HOW WE DO!
@DA TRUFF
LMAO..I KNOW THAT!!(SMILE) YOU DIDNT TAKE ME SERIOUS DID YOU? LIGHTEN UP FRESH POT!!
SXYQ
ENDURANCE I GOT… I CAN LAST AN HOUR!!!
PATIENCE IS ANOTHER THING… I’M JUST AT A PLACE WHERE I REALLY WANT IT EVERYDAY!!! IF I WAS MARRIED OR LIVED WITH MY GIRL OR JUST HAD A STEADY SUPPLY NEARBY.., I’D BE GOOD!
BUT MY “FRIEND” LIVES 50 MILES AWAY SO WEEKENDS ARE OUR THING! I’M BEING “FAITHFUL” RIGHT NOW SO I DON’T HAVE ANY SIDE PIECES TO FILL IN THE GAPS…
NOW, IN THE PAST I ONCE WENT 8 MONTHS WITHOUT SEX! I WAS SINGLE & CELIBATE…
DID’NT REALLY LIKE THAT!
I CAN GO A GOOD TWO WEEKS WITHOUT FREAKING OUT, BUT AFTER THAT… LOOK OUT!!!!!!!
SXYQ
ANYWAY, WHAT’S YOUR LIMIT IN AND OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP???
HOW LONG CAN YOU GO UNTIL YOU JUST GOTTA GET SOME???
@DA TRUFF
SXYQ
ANYWAY, WHAT’S YOUR LIMIT IN AND OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP???
HOW LONG CAN YOU GO UNTIL YOU JUST GOTTA GET SOME???
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THAT DEPENDS. I THINK WITH ME IT’S MORE OF A MENTAL CONTROL THING. YOU KNOW, MIND OVER MATTER. SO I’VE ACTUALLY GONE ONCE FOR A WHOLE YEAR WITHOUT DOING A THING. AND IT DIDNT BOTHER ME AT ALL BECAUSE I WANTED IT THAT WAY. THEN THERE WERE TIMES WHEN I WAS ON A CONSECUTIVE DAY AFTER DAY SITUATION. I GUESS IT’S ALL BASED ON IF I LET IT GET THE BEST OF ME. NEED OR WANT. THAT KIND OF THING.
@ DA TRUFF
IF IT’S A SITUATION WHERE I’M IN THE MOOD, THEN I BECOME IMPATIENT AND WILL ATTACK!!(LMAO)
I FEEL YA SXYQ! MOST MEN & WOMEN HAVE THAT DIFFERENCE TOO… US MEN THINK WE NEED IT WHILE WOMEN HAVE TO WANT IT!
BUT IT IS DIFFERENT IN DIFFERENT SITUATIONS AND POINTS IN OUR LIFE TOO.
I JUST KNOW, I LIKE GETTIN IT AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE RIGHT NOW!!! LOL!
@DA TRUFF
DONT I KNOW THAT MEN AND WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT!!(LOL) WHEN IT COMES TO THAT ANYWAY.
I’m bustin up in y’all *****!!
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The question asked was…how long can you go without some?
hmmmmmmmm……
Does that include my sex toys??
Lol!!!!!!
Where di Furious go?
I must’ve scared him off!
lol!
Where
@ DA TRUFF
IF IT’S A SITUATION WHERE I’M IN THE MOOD, THEN I BECOME IMPATIENT AND WILL ATTACK!!(LMAO)
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I LOVE WHEN YA’LL DO THAT!!! AIN’T NUTHIN’ LIKE A CHICK JUST TAKIN CONTROL OUTTA NOWHERE AND GOIN FOR IT!!!
YES GIRL JUST STRIP ME DOWN & TAKE IT!!! JUMP ON TOP AND RIDE ME UNTIL MY TOES CURL & MY EYES ROLL BACK IN HEAD!!!
MMMMMMM!!!!!!!
@ 1TRU
NAW DIVA… SELF PLEASURE DON’T COUNT!!!
AND YES, YOU & YOUR JUMPIN’ ***** SCARED HIM OFF!!! LOL!!!
@DA TRUFF
YOU ARE SO CRAZY! LOL(im over here chuckling at you..lol)
@DA TRUFF
I DONT KNOW IF THATS DIVA. THERES NO GRAVIE.
OOOPS! I WAS’NT EVEN PAYIN ATTENTION SXYQ…
THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP.., YOU THE KINDA CHICK THAT GOT A BROTHAS BACK!
AND FRONT TOO!!!
@DA TRUFF (wink)I TRY, I DO!(SMILE)
SXYQ
WELL DONE!!!
@TRUFF HURTZ
SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED FOR THE WEEKEND MY FRIEND?
IM SORRY BUT RAY-J IS F***** UGLY…
IM SORRY BUT RAY-J IS F***** UGLY…
DUH!
I MEAN THA NICCA DATIN WHITNEY HOUSTON…im sorry but gross…EWWWWWW he just aint cute to me but yall kan have all dem dudes im good
LLOYD LLOYD LLOYD!!!
Even though it looks like he got a serious case of the Muppet mouth…
He’s still sexy!!! XD—
It’s me you guys. I don’t kow what happened to my gravie—
I cleaned out my cache once I got in my office–went back and uploaded a picture from http://www.gravatar and it still hasn’t shown up.
Oh well!!!
OK SXYQ, THESE ARE THE PLANS…
TONITE – DRIVE TO HER PLACE, GET A KISS, DINNER & MOVIE: THEN HOT STEAMY SEX & SOME SLEEP.
SAT MORNING – WAKE-UP LUVIN’ BREAKFAST & SHOWER/SEX.
SAT AFTERNOON/EVE – MALL, FARMERS MKT., BEACH, CARNIVAL, DINNER, BACK TO BEACH FOR LATE NITE DIP & SEX
SAT NITE – SLEEP…
SUN MORN – LAY IN BED & PLAY EROTIC TRICKS ON EACH OTHER, BREAKFAST IN BED, CLENSE EACH OTHER IN THE SHOWER, TALK ABOUT OUR FUTURE(HER IDEA NOT MINE), LUNCH, BEACH AGAIN(SHE LOVES IT), COOK DINNER FOR HER, GET A GOODBYE QUICKIE, DRIVE BACK TO MY PLACE & P***** OUT!!!!!!!
HOW’S THAT SOUND???
This PC is doing some crazy shyt tonight!
My food order is meesed up and Ling Ping and nem don’t wanna come back out!
Some of my peeps is trying to leave early and we got too much work on the floor.
UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN TRUFF–
After all that, I know you gonna be MIA from BOSSIP!
At least until Tuesday!
Lol!!!!
I KNOW RIGHT!
I GOT 5O MINS TO GO THEN I’M ON THE ROAD!!!
I KNOW BOSSIP WILL BE FINE WITHOUT ME!
@tru diva, sxyq, and da truff
Still here?
@ MsJaxon
@tru diva, sxyq, and da truff
Still here?
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I AM! WHAT YOU UP TO???
CHECKING BACK…
ANYONE IN HERE???
ANYONE AT ALL???????
I would hit Lloyd and pull his hair while getting it crackin
Action Jaxon–
I’m here!!!!!!!!
I logged out because my PC is acting up tonight!
You still here?
LLOYD, no doubt.
Lloyd! although he has that pimp hair going on, I love his skin! he is a hottie! next Bobby V! Never Ray J, never! He talk too much
LLOYD…And I hope he reads Bossip..so he can feel good about himself!..He’s sexy 2 me..
I take all 3 !! ;D Have me sum REAL fun or what!..LOL
ok just to answer the ? it would have to be Ray J just 2 c if he knows how to work what he has, from the sex tape view it seems he is packing a little punch, but Ricky Ross could still get it not into the little dudes to much.
next can someone tell me what it is that Christina Millian does for a living now?
why must Tocarra have the old lady look going on?
The Russell girls look weird they are tryin to hard
Mel B ?????????????????? but I do like the shoes kinda
These are some short bookshelf ***** effers. Everyday, I thank my parents for giving me height. The shorter you are, the more problems you’re going to cause and everything you do, will have to be BIG!!!!
BOBBY V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVING HIM LONG TIME, EVEN THOUGH HE BE DA SHORTEST U NO HE BE PACKIN THAT JACK HAMMER LOL U NO WUT THEY SAY’ BIG THINGS COME IN SMALL SIZES. BEST BELIEVE.
I WILL MOST DEFINTLY SAY MY BABY LLOYD. I SEEN HIM IN ALOT OF CONCERTS AND HE CAN REALLY MOVE. SO LIKE WHOOPIE SAID IN HOW STELLA GOT HER GROOVE BACK, IF HE MOVE LIKE THAT WITH HIS CLOTHES ON. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT HE WILL DO WITH THEM OFF. RAY J IS SEXY BUT GET REAL HE HITTIN WHITNEY NOW. HELL NO!!! I SEEN THAT VIDEO OF HIM AND KIM K. HE ALRIGHT. BOBBY CUTE BUT NO. I HAVE TO GO WITH LLOYD FOR SURE. WITH HIS SEXY A$$.
LLOYD LOOKS LIKE A GOOD DEEPTHROATER.VALENTINO EATS HIS OWN SPERM AND BURPS.RAY J WEARS UNDERWEAR WITH BUILT IN XXL *****S.
LLOYD LOOKS LIKE A GOOD DEEPTHROATER.VALENTINO EATS HIS OWN SPERM AND BURPS.RAY J WEARS UNDERWEAR WITH BUILT IN XXL *****S.
HELL TO THE NAW!!!!
i wouldn’t want any of them.
Lloyd is way too feminine to sleep with a woman.
Bobby V. is a scrub.
Ray J a ho he probably got crabs or something.
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I’d definitely hit Lloyd’s fine Indian lookin azz. I love me some black Indian looking guys with smooth dark skin and long silky hair like his.
Ray-J of course anytime of the day. Dat man is so sexy something about him turns me on in every way.
Why does Bobby V.’s head look so dayum small? And honestly, I’d p***** on all three.
UMM ID HIT LLOYD…
First off Llyod look like sammy davis jr. and not in a good way, Bobby V. looks like he could play “Mole Man” in the next Fantastic Four movie and Ray-J just looks like he’s uncir*****sized and it just stinks. Personally, I’d rather do Chris Rock (urrrrp…I just threw up in my mouth) than nay of these sissy boys you think are sexy. You slipped and fell right on off Bossip!!!
Ray J! But he been up in EVERYBODY, SMH!
Bobby V. looks like a lost leprechaun & Lloyd has always looked like an old man to me!
I love Bobby V. Hes being featured in the new Left Eye album “Eye Legacy” on “rags 2 Riches”. The Album come out Jan 27th 2009 cant wait!!!
Dallas is a Sell out.