Who Let This Yeti Out??!!

Hotel-heiress and mega-sloth Paris Hilton busted for that ‘purp’ at the World Cup? Pop the hood for the hazy details!

So it seems that Ms. Hilton has not learned her lessons of poor judgement and partying that landed her jail for 23 days out of a 45 day sentencing back in 2007. While the entire world rejoices and celebrates the 2010 World Cup, Paris was celebrating getting high like a Pele’ bicycle kick! She was arrested for the suspicion of possession of marijuana during the Brazil versus Netherlands game. She appeared in a courtroom late Friday. Authorities have not released any information on the case at this time.

If there was any justice in the world the South African authorities would keep the ‘yeti’ there and place her in the hell cell that Mandela spent the prime of his life in. But we all know that won’t happen and even if she did her reply would be, “That’s hot!!”

What a dumbass bird!

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