And The Winner Is….

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lebron james goes to miami heat

Finally two years in the making LeBron James picks a team! Pop the hood for more.

So the time has come and gone and amid all the speculation and hearsay BronBron has made his choice to join the Miami Heat next season.

The circus is finally over and ESPN can finally stop talking about this dude (but we all know that won’t happen)! So the SUPERTeam has been built with Dwayne “Flash” Wade, Chris “Plastic Girl Man” Bosh and LeBron “King” James. The whole day, hell the last two years, has been a crazy time waiting for one man’s decision on where to bounce and shoot the ball.

The future begins now in South Beach…

Reports are that Beckys are flocking the streets with their tit-tay’s bouncing! And on the streets of Cleveland there is the sound of crickets and tumbleweed rolling by. Sorry Cleveland, you had your chance to build a team for LeBron, but you messed up so now your city will feel the fire!

Speaking of fire, reports are in that maniac Cav fans are burning Bron Bron jerseys in the streets!

It’s not that deep folks, just let that man do his thing.

Good luck Lebron, but will this bring a championship to your fold? Time will tell.

Comments

  • M3@9@N

    Yep miami MIAMI

  • meka

    1st…

  • latoya

    im soooo glad he didny sign with the knicks

  • http://deleted white male

    Trim that beard Lebron.

  • NellyV

    I could care less about where LeBron goes….. My Lakers are still taking thee ring AGAIN next year! #3peat

  • Amber8264

    Now the nex hardest decision a blk man is gonna have to make is to figure out if he wants to marry the mother of his children… So what’s the verdict ???? ya’ll women need to stop plyn friggen house, and if y’all old enuff to have chill’en wit these men and stay home and ply wife… well guess what.. u are wife material !!!!

  • http://todhd.com Branded social television

    I think he made the right choice by going to the Heat

  • Hannibal

    I THINK LEBRON’S FATHER, DELONTE WEST, MAY HAVE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH HIS DECISION…

  • 2Sweet

    YUP YUP HE COMIN DOWN TO THE MIAYAYOOOO!!!! The thirsty groupies down here are going to go HAM!

  • 2Sweet

    LMAO @ Hannibal

  • ????

    So glad this is over.

    I think the it’s all over hyped. All there guys are good but that team is not ready for Boston or Orlando.

  • ????

    correction: All three guys

  • Candid Canuck

    lmao@ hannibal

    i see you took time off to hone your craft.. coming bck funnier than ever

  • Redeemed 777

    This dude sold his soul to the devil.

    Don’t be surprised if/when somebody associated with lebron, all of a sudden drops dead mysteriously in the near future.

    satan don’t give fame, money, nba rings for free

  • TAGGED.COM/GINERO

    WHAT’S WRONG U N*GGAZ??? THIS IS A ”DUMB” MOVE!!! WHY WOULD U LEAVE UR KINGDOM TO PLAY SECOND FIDDLE TO D-WADE?? THAT’S WADE’S TEAM!! THEY DONT EVEN HAVE ANY MONEY TO BRING ANY ROLE PLAYERS ON BOARD!! LEBRON JUST BECAME THE MOST HATED MAN IN SPORTS!! I CAN’T BELIEVE HE WOULD DO SOMETHING THIS STUPID!! IF HE HAD STAYED IN CLEVELAND HE WOULD HAVE EVENTUALLY WON A TITLE OR MORE, NOW ”MARK MY WORDS” HE WON’T WIN FOR YRS!! HE ALSO WOULD HAVE HAD A STATUE IN FRONT OF THE ARENA LIKE JORDAN DOES IN CHICAGO…BUT NOW, SINCE HE’S BECOME WADE’S B*TCH, HE WON’T HAVE ANYTHING…SAD DAY FOR NBA FANS!! MEANWHILE KOBE KNOW’S THIS WAS A DUMB MOVE..HE’S READY FOR RING NUMBER 6 THX TO THIS DUMB SH*T!!!!!

  • Hannibal

    LMAO, THANX, I’M NOT A TROLL OR UNCLE TOM, JUST A MISUNDERSTOOD GENTLEMAN.

  • Candid Canuck

    git ur championship tees
    Miami 82-0
    ohh shhaddap!

  • Hannibal

    THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS ARE GONNA SWEEP THE MIAMI HEAT IN THE FIRST ROUND AND WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP!

  • Candid Canuck

    @ tagged

    good point. I was thinking the same thing….. but the sizzle on the steak is what’s more important these days

  • JasmineL

    He did what he felt was best for him! Stop hating people and live ur own lives…. My Goodness…!

  • Candid Canuck

    Lakers arent winning jack.

  • Hannibal

    LEBRON MUST HAVE COMPARED TO WOMEN OF SOUTH BEACH TO THE WOMEN OF CLEVELAND…

  • rampagejackson

    Hannibal the Cavs won’t make the playoffs and are now irrelevant. The Heat are now the favs in the east.
    You have 3 great players all in their prime under the age of 30 on one team. Pat Riley is a genius the new showtime of
    the 21st century.

  • NellyIsDaShit

    @ CANDID CANUCK
    HATER

  • Hannibal

    *COMPARED THE WOMEN*

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