Would You Buy MJ’s Dirty Drawls For 1 Mili?
Posted by Bossip Staff
They are selling Michael Jackson’s dirty underwear on eBay:
Michael Jackson’s notorious tighty whities are up for grabs. A pair of size-28 Calvin Klein white briefs once belonging to Wacko Jacko will be auctioned on eBay tomorrow, with a reserve price of $1 million. The unwashed underpants have a sensational past. They were part of the evidence confiscated in 2003 by then-Santa Barbara DA Tom Sneddon, who wanted a DNA sample for his unsuccessful child-molestation case against the washed-up King of Pop. The briefs are part of a stash of Jacko artifacts offered by New Jersey businessman Henry Vacarro, who obtained them in a bankruptcy case. For extra authenticity, the briefs come sealed in an evidence bag and wrapped with police tape. Also being sold are the Gloved One’s handwritten note explaining why he wants an annulment from Lisa Marie Presley and a used half-ounce tube of skin-bleaching cream.
Whoever buys those things is one sick f*ck. Yuck.
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GTFOH MJ that’s crazy!
oh man Just Sayin
not surprised @ ALL.
They said the unwashed underpants have had a sensational past. lmao
Ok…ya’ll are taking it a bit far..EWW
Oh man, imagine how them bi*ches smell.. ew, and they’ve been taped up and shyt.. EW.
By the way, MORNING everybody!
Good morning all,
Did anyone else just puke in their mouth reading this? Eew.
Of course someone will buy it. And they’d probably spend every morning moaning as they smell the scent of his pink genitalia.
SOOOOOOOOOoooooooo DISTURBING!
Yeah I would buy it and than wear it and brag to my all my friends and family ” I`m wearing Micheal Jackson`s dirty drawers ” Aren`t you proud so proud of me ??
Next scene of this movie my entire family slapping the sh&t out of me for being so STOOPID !!!
lol @Crazy
That’s just nastyyyy
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huh?
Good Morning All!!!
on another damn note: this is truly sick and disgusting!! how nice of them to add to the experience with putting it in its very own happy meal bag…SMH @ the world
hey!!
@ re
@ aunt viv
@ just sayin
@Aunt Viv
Yeah I did just throw up a lil bit
And you know whats sad is that some crazy azz is actually gonna them dirty drawls…smh
LOL @ “For extra authenticity, the briefs come sealed in an evidence bag and wrapped with police tape.”
Oh goody!!! My very own evidence bag!
i would not want anything that belongs to
micheal jackson – the child molester ….even if its for free – hate the whole entire crazy jackson family , they are some sick people
hi cutie pie!
As much as I LOVE Idris I wouldn’t want his Drawers! let alone pay for them….
Morning Bossip Peeps!
BRB!
I’m just curious, what do you do with the drawls after you buy them??? Do you wear them, or maybe put them in your living room on the table and use as a conversation topic when you have company?
I’m bidding on those AS WE SPEAK!
FORGET THE DRAWZ…
BLEACHING CREAM??!!!! I KNEW IT!!!
VIDILYGO MY AZZ!!!!! SMH MIKEY!!!
You guys think he has a black penis? maybe black thighs? I mean, we’ve never seen this guy’s legs…
I’m not surprised at all-some people purchased the teeth of serial killer Ted Bundy after he was executed so I guess there’s someting out there for anyone to buy.
the picture of MR.Pop just makes me sick. I can’t believe just 25 years ago how pivotal he was in my life as a music freak. Shit. What a disturbed man.
And for some of you out there, it is called inferiority complex and not vitiligo.
Hey ya’ll! (I said what up on the beardylocs thread…)
“You guys think he has a black penis? maybe black thighs? I mean, we’ve never seen this guy’s legs…”
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his penis might be stripped like a candy cane
I’m ‘typeless’.
Weird.Won’t make reserve price would be my bet.Could’nt imagine the “winner” of that auction wanting to be identified.
ri dang diculous!!!! some people will do anything for money…..we’ll see what kind of freaky loser actually buys them
GOOD MORNING BOSSIP PEEPS!!
LAUREN
KZZME
JUST SAYIN
AUNTIE
NEW2THIS
CUTIE PIE
ANY BODY PURCHASING ANYONES, I REPEAT ANYONES USED DRAWLS IS A NASTY S.O.B!! SCRAAAIIITTT UP!
Good Morning SexyQ…
I like the blonde…
You get a two for one on this deal. You know his drawers comes with Macaulay Culkin’s semen.
What’s up Bossip ladies?
@Cutie Pie
Thats gross, LOL! I’m thinking his arms and stomache/chest/face/neck area are white. The lower part of his body are black.
hey!!
@ man
@ ms. philly
@ sxyq
Who ever thought of this mess is just sick and nasty…who wants to see or smell MJ’s skid-marks???
*pukes*
What is interesting that’s on the block is the jewelry of the Hip-Hop generation.Some auction house is hawking Tupacs’ jewelry this fall.The Smithsonian has even started a hip-hop archive.Not that the genre needed legitimacy from auctions & the Smithsonian…but these events would certainly signal an arrival/acceptance that goes beyond grudging.
Hi Lauren and sxyQB with your nice new gravies!
I don’t think any part of MJ’s body is Black….it’s funny how the disease that he claims to have which typically doesn’t affect the whole body affected his….MJ has wanted to be a white woman for years…I believe he bleached every part…including the parts we can’t see
Thanks Auntie…I took that pic yesterday while waiting in the doctors office…lol…i luv my new camera phone…
You think he wipes his butt thoroughly? Or does he do the one wipe, and pulls his drawstring pants up?
Hey SxyQ, I’m loving the hair.. your pic is far away though! can barly see ya
lol @ re
that is weird if he has a two toned body..my question is who is the father of his two kids??….because I know he aint
Good morning
Sxy Q
Re
Ms. Philly
Cutie Pie
Always nice to start the day with you ladies.
Ms. Philly like your new gravie. Looking like you are lying in bed. Wouldn’t mind waking up to that.
Anonymous3
You’re probably right. What if he missed a spot. Like those hard to reach spots on his back?
@Miss Philly.. hey mama, how far along are you?? there is about 4 ppl that i know personaly that are pregnant… it’s in THE WATER!! got me scarred to drink and shyt!!
Man I just don’t care….
Thanks hun…I grew my hair back so I had to put a new gravie up .
cute gravie ms. philly!!!…looks like an ad for calvin klein
…no association to Mikey’s dirty auctioned draws
@Re
Of course someone will buy it. And they’d probably spend every morning moaning as they smell the scent of his pink genitalia.
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LMBAO!!! Do you think that he puts skin bleaching cream on his little tee-tee and nuts too?
@Man I Just Don’t Care
Hey you, mornin’!
@Lauren
Hey mamacita!
nue 2this….
I am 29 weeks today! Yea I agree…especially where I live…there are a lot of preggers running around…this’ll be that last time I drink that water! lol
LOL@CutiePie…
Thanks and I just refreshed my page and your new gravie came up…its super cute!
YOU TOO RE! I have to clear my cache more often I can’t keep up with you ladies…!
Where’s my boo boo NU??
@PeepEye
LOL! I was JUST contemplating that (above posts)….but who gets in those hard to reach spots? Like his butt crack? Or is his butt crack his true color?
Next time he does an interview, and talks that crap about vitiligo, just ask him to undo his drawstring pants and show us his butt crack. Then we’ll know.
Ms. Philly..
what are you having if you don’t mind me asking??
Hell naw!! He probably got crush all in them janks !(crushed up sh*t from when you dont wipe good enough)
@Lauren
Damn 1 millie for some drawers skid marks and all l.o.l I wonder what I can get for mine
this shit is a lie. size 28 though??? i haven’t worn size 28 undies since i was in grade school! LMAO.
Re…did you clear your cache? Like go to TOOLS, INTERNET OPTIONS, DELETE FILES Then refresh your page, it worked for me…
Nue2this…my second baby girl!
thats bullshit and u know it!! people make up whatever the fuk they want!! aint nobody got mjs underwear!leave that man alone let him breath!! stay of his black/white/multi colored dick for atleast a week!!!
@ ms. philly
thanx!
Just a testament to the sick world we live. While we call him sick, the mere fact that there is a sensationalism surrounding people like him and Prince , speaks volumes about the materialistic and fake society we live in. Your underwear counldn’t sell for two dollars..yet Michael Jackson’s sells for a mill? Sad.
@Re
LOL, please don’t mess with my mind like that, but I can see Michael Jackson with a Q-Tip with some bleaching cream on it and having one of his nurses do his butt crack. You can hear him squealing and moaning and saying “Don’t stick it in too far now”
I don’t care how many children Michael Jackson might have, I seriously doubt that Michael has never had sex with a grown woman. Pre-puberty is more his style.
@Lauren
OMG, it worked! God bless you, lol. So your pic is cah-yute! You look a little like Rihanna in that pic (just a bette version).
Btw, I hope I didn’t just delet some pertinent files or somethin…
Morning Peeps!
Hell NO i wouldn’t buy that shyt! And only a sick azz individual WOULD>>>a troubled soul who definitely needs to seek some serious psychiatric attention ASAP. His own damn momma dont want them drawers, lol!
THAT IS FU–ING NASTY!!!! next…
@Re
LOL! I was JUST contemplating that (above posts)….but who gets in those hard to reach spots? Like his butt crack? Or is his butt crack his true color?
Next time he does an interview, and talks that crap about vitiligo, just ask him to undo his drawstring pants and show us his butt crack. Then we’ll know.
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Ummmm.. NO. I’d rather not know. It ain’t that serious.
BOSSIP I SWEAR ON A STACK OF MONOPOLY 20′S THAT YOU SUCKERS BETTER FIX THAT SERVER OF YOURS OR ELSE!!(BALLING UP LITTLE FIST…LMAO)
@LAUREN
THANK YOU MOMMA!! I TOOK IT LIKE 2-3 WEEKS AGO AFTER A NIGHT OUT. YOUR NEW PIC LOOKS SO FRESH AND ADORABLE!!
@AUNTIE
THANK YOU MISSY!
@NEW THIS THIS
GIRL, I TRY TO GET A CLOSER CROP, BUT GRAVATAR HATES COOPERATING!! LMAO!!!
I can see that some crazy mofo would buy em..
LOL, please don’t mess with my mind like that, but I can see Michael Jackson with a Q-Tip with some bleaching cream on it and having one of his nurses do his butt crack. You can hear him squealing and moaning and saying “Don’t stick it in too far now”
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LMAO
“LOL, please don’t mess with my mind like that, but I can see Michael Jackson with a Q-Tip with some bleaching cream on it and having one of his nurses do his butt crack. You can hear him squealing and moaning and saying “Don’t stick it in too far now”
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ROTFL…That shyt is HILARIOUS! I told yall that girl RE is a FOOL!
morning kesha!!
HEY MAN I JUST!! AND HOW ARE YOU THIS MONRING?
KESH KESH!! I SEE YOU!! YOU ARE SO PRETTY!!
@SXYQ: Morning….
@MAN: Hey!
@LAuren: Love the gravy……(HUGS)!
@RE: Leave MJ’s Black thighs and penis alone: LOL!
Hey SxyQ…(waving)
I see you and my baby daddy was cyber flirting AGAIN in my absence yesterday evening, lol! You just make sure you tell yo HUSBAND, that i wants ma child support, lol!
@KESHA: Hey lady……
Oh shizznit! Aunt Viv and Cutie Pie’s got a gravie pick up!
I’m so excited, I don’t even know why…
@Peepeye
LOL, GROSS! I just had an image of michael on a table, with a metal contraption spreading his cheeks apart. They’ve got the surgical light on 900 watts…
Re, LOL! Thanks…It only deletes simple files on the internet maybe like where you just visited and stuff like that…not files on your hard drive…
@Kesha: That’s SXYQ: Middle Name FLIRT! just wait she isn’t done yet…LOL! if she is on here enough today the saga continues……
Hey KZZ!
@ SxyQ, awww thanks Ma! As are you? Bossip gots an attractive FAM if i do say so myself, lol!
BTW…i heard that when women call other women “ma” its like a lesbian thang??? Anybody else ever heard that cause i call other women Ma all the time but i aint tryna put no unwanted signs out there, lol!
@KESH
GIRL, WELL YOU KNOW I KNOW HE STILL GOT A LIL THING FOR YOU FROM TIME TO TIME(LMAO) I TRY TO KEEP IT OFF HIS MIND. I GOT SOME BRAND NEW FORCES FOR THE LITTLE ONES. AND SOME THROW BACK ROPE CHAINS WITH THEIR NAME PLATES ATTACHED. WILL THAT MAKE UP?(LOL)
@Man I Just Don’t Care
I’m sorry I’ve deeply disturbed you, lol.
@KZZ
YOU BETTER WATCH IT MISSY!! I STILL AINT GOT THE CHANCE TO TELL MOM’S HOW YOU WAS TALKING ABOUT DOING THE THANG THANG TO SHOMONDO THE OTHER DAY. BRIBERY IS A MUG. AND IF YOU DONT PAY ME MY $50 THAT I WANT, I’M TELLING. AND IM TAKING ME A WITNESS, AND YOU GONNA GET A WHOOPIN!!(LMFAO)
@KESH
THANK YOU MOMMA. YES, BOSSIP DOES HOLD A DECENT LOOKING GROUP AROUND HERE
. I’VE NEVER HEARD THAT A WOMAN CALLING ANOTHER WOMAN MA WAS HOMOSEXUAL. DONT SEE HOW ANYONE COULD COME TO THAT CONCLUSION.
Morning Peeps!!
Kay, I like MJ but Hell to the Naw do I want his stank drawers and why would anyone want a pair with such a terrible association…but I can guarantee someone WILL snatch them up
Hey KZZ…Thanks hunny!
@Kzzme
LOL, what up babe
I agree Kesh! Bunch of beautiful Black WOMEN up in here…
Mornin Ms.Jax
“YOU BETTER WATCH IT MISSY!! I STILL AINT GOT THE CHANCE TO TELL MOM’S HOW YOU WAS TALKING ABOUT DOING THE THANG THANG TO SHOMONDO THE OTHER DAY. BRIBERY IS A MUG. AND IF YOU DONT PAY ME MY $50 THAT I WANT, I’M TELLING. AND IM TAKING ME A WITNESS, AND YOU GONNA GET A WHOOPIN!!(LMFAO)”
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that reminds me..I have to give just sayin his $5 for playin like he was sleep the other day..
@Kesha
I never heard that I call other women ma and babe (mostly just my girls) but still… I learn so much on the internet
morning jaxon!!
Morning Ms Jaxon if you nasty….
Hey Kesha-kesh….see, I already have nicknames for ya’ll.
What’s up?
@Jaxon
@KZZ
@Kesh
@SxQ
(I think I spoke to everyone else)
Kesha, do you have pic with your gravie cause I still see the Saints gravie?
Now yall KNOW that there are some sick fucks around the world who worship this walking freak-show, that WILL buy his dirty drawers!
I wonder what kind of bleaching cream Michael uses. That’s some really powerful shyt. It has the ability to turn a 50 year old black man into a 60 year old Liza Minnelli.
What we talking about?
@Nikki
Lol, I don’t even know anymore. I’m concerned about whether Michaels butt crack is his natural color.
NU, Sup babez? Aint shyt up in here…we just bullshytin.
LOL @Re’s false concerns.
Re…
I think its Mauve…with four strands of hair…
Everybody’s talkin about how sick this shit is… but watch somebody buy this shit
quit hating on th eking of pop. buy them drawers. ill buy them. i bet they have glitter sprinkles on them.seriously tho u know so white person gonna buy that shit. sniff’em from time to time. put it in a trophy case right next to the o.j. heisman trophy.
@ Man,
Yup, a pic on my gravie…i’ve put the Saints on the sideline…for now. it will be back, TRUST!
@RE…my mom calls me that! Only when she wants something…when she’s pissed…its Kesha Rene! Thats when i hide, lol!
@ NU!!! Hey Ma! We talkin bout you! LOL, just kidding. Still saying our good mornings. You know us black folk tend to take a moment with our introductions, lol!
@ Sxy Q…ok, the gold chain and name plate made up for everything, lol! You know i love me some yellow gold, LMAO!
Hey glowing Mama!!!
Wait they were false? Re why you have me dig in my Crayon box…finding shades and whatnot…
Nic pic Kesh….
Put a ‘e’ wit that…BRB…bout to get some Joe in my mouth…
@ Jaxon,
I do too! My Bossip Fam is very intelligent…especially that Man, i just dont care with his SMART AZZ, lol(smart meaning, smot…like flip at the tongue…my grandma used to say). Its a down south thang, if yall didnt get it…we country as hell, lol!
LOL!
bout to get some Joe in my mouth…
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Nasty lil freak…
@ YA
yea it will be a doctor from salt lake city, Utah and he’ll buy them to add to his shrine along with hollyfield’s ear.
@ NU…thanks Ma! I was actually holding a cup in my hand, but i cropped that out, lol! You know…dont wanna give the wrong impression that i like to get wasted, lol!
@KESH KESH
SEE, I KNEW IT WOULD.
AND I’LL EVEN LET YOU FLIRT WITH MY BOSSIP HUBBY FROM TIME TO TIME, I PLAY FAIR. LOL
WUZZZZZ UP NIKKI?
@CUTIE PIE
I’MA START TAXING BOSSIP DOLLARS ON FOLK!!(LOL)
damn!! I can’t see kesha’s gravie and cleared this sh*t twice
HEYYYYY JAXON!!!
@ cutie pie,
“yea it will be a doctor from salt lake city, Utah and he’ll buy them to add to his shrine along with hollyfield’s ear.”
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Yeah, thats the mofo that outbid me for that ear! I wanted that thing as a chew toy for my dog!
leave michael alone. he made thriller, off the wall, the best of jackson 5, he owns the beatles catalog. he will never really go broke owning the beatles catalog. thats their wholllle catalog. that nigga credit score is the infinity symbol. not even a number. thats why alot of white ppl hate him. he owns the most popular group of all time. even my momma and daddy still sing those cracker songs. get em michael……….sidenot: that dude look like a 30 year old white lady. he killing the haters wit that perm tho. real talk.
LOL @ Lauren. Nikku Underwood, I am truly concerned. What if he missed spots with his cream?
@Kesha-Kesh
LOL @ you running and hiding.
@ SxyQ,
“SEE, I KNEW IT WOULD. AND I’LL EVEN LET YOU FLIRT WITH MY BOSSIP HUBBY FROM TIME TO TIME, I PLAY FAIR. LOL”
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Awww…how sweet of you! Ok, i love you again…like a stepsister, lol!
GOOD MORNING BOSSIP FOLK
GOOD MORNING:
NU
Lauren
Re
Ermy
Kzz (pass that dutch)
Dapro
Cutie Pie
Slide
Man I just
The Seen
Auntie V
Smokey
Jaxon
Rozza
DDDDDDIIIIIIVVVVVVVAAAAAAA
Be
Hanni (Hi Baby )
Redd Tony
Kesha
SMDH
For those I missed…my bad
NOI CERTAINLY WOULDN’T BUY MJ’s SKID MARKED DRAWLS!! I wouldn’t want anyone’s dirty drawls!
Kesha: (I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD)
(Check me out!)
@ cutie pie,
“yea it will be a doctor from salt lake city, Utah and he’ll buy them to add to his shrine along with hollyfield’s ear.”
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Yeah, thats the mofo that outbid me for that ear! I wanted that thing as a chew toy for my dog!
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thats nasty
@ Q
How could i leave you off the list. You get a special shout out!
HEY Q….we open for bidness tonight!
@Kesha
Damn, I won’t be able to see until tomorrow. Just cleared everything but it always take me an extra day to see.
Wait, I won’t be able to see then because I will be on an audit the rest of the week. This sucks.
“Yeah, thats the mofo that outbid me for that ear! I wanted that thing as a chew toy for my dog!”
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LMAO
@ Re,
Girl, my momma DON’T PLAY! She will swing on you in a minute…nothing but backhand upside the head, lol! My lil sisters be calling me and i’m quick to say…i cant help you! BYE!
morning just me!!
@KESH KESH
(cyber hug tightly doing color purple hand pat with kesh) LMAO
@IJM
Wuz Up
KICK IN THE DOOR WAVIN THE 44, ALL U HEARD WAS DD DONT HIT ME NO MORE
DANA DANE UP IN THIS BIOTCH!!!
Whats goodie people? *winks at the crowd*
@IJM
YOU KNOW YOU IZZZ MY PEEPS!! YOU’RE NEVER SUPPOSED TO FORGET ME!!(LOL) I’LL LET YOU SLIDE THIS TIME. SAW YOUR CONVO BACK AND FORTH BRIEFLY WITH THE PHSYCO YESTERDAY EVENING. SOME PEOPLE JUST CANT BE REASONED WITH.(SMH) SO WHATS UP FOR SALE TONITE MOMMA?
I’m Just Me
Hey boo!
@Kesha
LOL! My mother was crazy, cause she couldn’t handle not being in control. I can’t recall how many times she beat the ish outta me…..and I was the GOOD child, lol! My brother was the bad-azz…
@DANA
TWWWWINNNNN!! WHAT IT IS MOMMA? I SEE YOU COMING THRU WITH SOME FEROCITY!!!LOL
What up IJM?
Hey IJM!! Wuz up Ma!?
@ Tonnie…i said the dog, not me! its a damn dog! You now, he was teething and shyt, lol!
Ms. Philly…
Why you do that? LOL!!
sxyQblondie…wah hanninenin?
Kesha…
Gone lean wit it roc wit it…
Re…
or what if the cream bleaches his hairs…..does it?
KZZME…go find out
Morning Dana. What’s up?
Hey Sug!! IJM how are you?
@ Man,
Awww, that does suck! You gotta audit for the rest of the week…damn! Today is only Tuesday.
Morning Man
Hey IJM
DANA DANE
@Dana Dane
LMAO! You ain’t no celebrity, stop kicking down doors and winkin.
@Nikki
Gross! Like albino hairs?
morning dana!!
Mrning NU
BRB all gotta get the baby some cereal
@Kesha
Yeah, that totally sucks. I just KNEW my boss was going to let us push back some shit because of the storm. Look like this fool trying to amp it up. SMH.
DON’T THIS NIGGA KNOW I AIN’T GOT NO POWER AT THE CRIB!!
These niggas better be careful cause a nigga is irrate. These fools I’m auditing tomorrow BETTER have EVERY “i” dotted and “t” crossed. I ain’t playing. One misstep and off to the legal dept.
Hey Dana Dane!
@ Re, girl my momma was like that too! I caught a few, here and there. Not as much as my sis though. I swear that girl stayed gettin her azz whopped, lol!
@ SxyQ
Hey Twin, what can i say Im the life of the party
Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
Morning Dana. What’s up?
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Always me sometimes u boo *muwah*
@ Ms. Jax
Hey Pretty, u changed ur gravy
Re(Check me out!)
@Dana Dane
LMAO! You ain’t no celebrity, stop kicking down doors and winkin.
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Shhhhhhh! I dont think I kno that, shiiiiit , Im bout to see if I could take my car to the dealership to find out if they can wire it so that everytime I get out lights will start flashing while my theme music is playing.
am i the only one who knows that “drawl” is a way of speaking? not something to wear on your heinie…..
@ SxyQ
Hey Twin, what can i say Im the life of the party
Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
Morning Dana. What’s up?
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Always me sometimes u boo *muwah*
@ Ms. Jax
Hey Pretty, u changed ur gravy
Re(Check me out!)
@Dana Dane
LMAO! You ain’t no celebrity, stop kicking down doors and winkin.
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Shhhhhhh! I dont think I kno that, shiiiiit , Im bout to see if I could take my car to the dealership to find out if they can wire it so that everytime I get out lights will start flashing while my theme music is playing.
DANA DANE IS IN THE MUTHA FUCKIN BUILDIN!!! (Can anyone tell im in a good mood?)
NU, LOL! I had to…sorry….
HEY DANA!!!
KESH!! Whats goinz on?
@ Man,
“@Kesha
Yeah, that totally sucks. I just KNEW my boss was going to let us push back some shit because of the storm. Look like this fool trying to amp it up. SMH.
DON’T THIS NIGGA KNOW I AIN’T GOT NO POWER AT THE CRIB!!
These niggas better be careful cause a nigga is irrate. These fools I’m auditing tomorrow BETTER have EVERY “i” dotted and “t” crossed. I ain’t playing. One misstep and off to the legal dept.”
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you STILL dont have power? Damn! Almost everybody i know shyt has come back on! What Entergy tell you? They gave you a date? Last i heard they were ahead of schedule.
As far as work, they trippn here too! I’m mad behind though thanks to Gustav ole bitch azz, lol! But they know not to rush me…i hate that mess. Dont try to rush me through my job. Thats when i go in Bitch-mode! And i got some personal/family shyt goin on too, they’re staying out of the crazy black girls way! You know you gotta get stupid with em in order for them to leave you alone FOREVER! But thats how i be too, when i’m in a pissy mood, everybody feels my wrath, i’ll write them heffas up in a minute, for the littlest thing to, the shyt you know you really could let slide but you just dont wanna, lol!
What we talking about up in here? I ain’t trying to scroll back up
@ Dana Dane,
Not much! I’m straight…you good?
@Man, can you see my new gravvy today?
Im Just Meeeeee! hey babes!!
Ms. Philly, Philly, Philly where she is from (remember that song, lol?)
@ Kesha
Cooler than the other side of the pillow
WASSUP TO ALL THE REGULARS
@Dana
Yea it was time for a change…
Whenever I see Michael Jackson, I want to blame someone, but I don’t who to blame. I know that someone is at fault for him being this way, but I don’t know who it should be. Should I blame his parents, particularly his father, his siblings, his environment, the music industry, his genes, himself, his own choices or even God?
“Michael, what’s wrong with you, son”?
LMAO @ OLD TIMER
WELL SHOOT, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO START WITH BLAMING SOMEONE, JOSEPH LOOKS SUSPECT ENOUGH TO ME!!
@IJM: Hey mamacita!
@NU: I can’t even goodle no shit like that! LOL!
@SXYQ: I knew you were going to bring that up, that Shomondo business, it was all jokes though! LOL!
Dana Dane, be smoking that lalala! LOL Hey you!
@KESHA
you STILL dont have power? Damn! Almost everybody i know shyt has come back on! What Entergy tell you? They gave you a date? Last i heard they were ahead of schedule.
As far as work, they trippn here too! I’m mad behind though thanks to Gustav ole bitch azz, lol! But they know not to rush me…i hate that mess. Dont try to rush me through my job. Thats when i go in Bitch-mode! And i got some personal/family shyt goin on too, they’re staying out of the crazy black girls way! You know you gotta get stupid with em in order for them to leave you alone FOREVER! But thats how i be too, when i’m in a pissy mood, everybody feels my wrath, i’ll write them heffas up in a minute, for the littlest thing to, the shyt you know you really could let slide but you just dont wanna, lol!
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Don’t even remind me about the power. I’m in the dreaded “red zone” where shit was “critically” damaged. Ain’t no motherfuckin tree down or nothin. Ain’t no substation in my fuckin hood. It was cool till my generator stopped this morning. I am so pissed right now.
On the bright side nigga been fuckin like its the last days or something. I mean, no tv, no lights to read, basically nothing else to do. Could be just me but seems like the pussy been wetter since the house been so hot. IDK.
HA HA HA. Yeah, don’t fuck with an angry auditor. I already got shit planned out on these fools. Plus when I spoke to the lady on the phone she had nerve to talk crazy to the fuckin auditor. Just wait, I’m going to take all day to get my ducks in row to trap these mofo’s. She better not even breathe hard or I’m going to assess some shit to them.
@ kesha my bad, i thought u had a ear fetish. u know we eat anything down hearya dig. turkey necks and shit. chicken backs. smh @ that shit….anyway i like ya new gravvie. definitely have the louisiana smile….but one of us gotta put that black and gold back up..before we go on a losing streak yadig. u keep ya pic up. ill put up the fleur de le (flower on the saints helmet)..bythe way why they keep turning the power on and off…smh shit was pissing me off.
Hannibal…
Dana…
Why the good mood? A recent windfall? Some long? New shoes?
Re…
You stooopid…that would be pink hair then…
Jaxon…
Ill take some CAP Crunch…2% milk please…
Hey Hannibal
KZZ!!! Been waitin on you so I can spark shiiiit, *takes a pull n passes* hit dis
This nigga is a disgrace!
(tonnie)ball til i fall from carrolton to general degaulle.NOLA..(tonnie)(Check me out!)
@ kesha my bad, i thought u had a ear fetish. u know we eat anything down hearya dig. turkey necks and shit. chicken backs. smh @ that shit….anyway i like ya new gravvie. definitely have the louisiana smile….but one of us gotta put that black and gold back up..before we go on a losing streak yadig. u keep ya pic up. ill put up the fleur de le (flower on the saints helmet)..bythe way why they keep turning the power on and off…smh shit was pissing me off.
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Nigga where you at?
I am mad this man said chicken backs
@KZZ
MMMM HMMMM.(reachin in my pocket all my money is spent…i think i wanna spend kzz’s money…LOL) BRIBES ON, RUN ME MY MONEY FOR I TELL MOMMA!!(LOL)
lol @ mj and his pajamas. he alwaysss wear that shit…only rich ppl can get away wit wearing that shit in public. he even wear that shit in court. Nawlinz judges dont play that shit. fucking pajamas and a blazer. smh.
@ Dana
I know daxn sure you ain’t bee waiting on KZZ when I been up in here trying to spark. U’s dead wrong for that!
@ MsJaxon (lookin…but never staring)(Check me out!)
“@Man, can you see my new gravvy today?”
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Yup. That shit is beautiful too. If I was in Ohio…. We would have some stories to tell.
KZZ…
Come on!!! Take one for the team…I got your kit right here!!
1. Gloves
2. Tweezers
3. Flashlight
4. A child for distraction tactics
5. Plastic baggies
6. A fifth of Jack for you…
wtf, who in the world wants that mess, sickos n the world.
hey hannibal
@HANNIBAL: Hey Mr. Handsome…
You know truth be known MJ is the way he is, which to most he appears touched…but let’s not get SHIT twisted MJ is one of the baddest entertainers of all time…This dude could annouce a tour date right now to a city near all of us and I guarantee it would be sold OUT! so fucking quick your heads would spin….this dude is tough at what he does, anybody who have to have hundreds of Ambulance’s at his concerts becuase people are being taken away by the car loads “AINT SHIT TO FUCK WITH” if you smell me at there Holla???? cuz you know it’s true….
@ man: westbank
I’M SURE SOMEONE WILL BE WILLING TO BUY THEM…
Niiki, Nikki, Nikki, u kno me so well, new financial opportunities have been brought my way, along with a new pair of giuseppe zanotti’s, LG(Life’s Good) baby, love it when im gettin that GO(money)
HEY CUTIE PIE AND KZZ
@ oldtimer
I blame the parents..they were the one’s that were suppose to shelter him from all the sh*t the industry deals..plus those ass whoppings obviously didn’t help..the man thinks he’s peter pan!!!
@ NU
I am good, trying to get this house phone set up for my calls! What about you?
oh and I apologize in advance..but the johovah witness religion isn’t helping him either…I read their bible..some crazy sh*t!
Dana Dane…
Oh, NIK knows…NIK knows….
I wore a size 28 when I 12
@NU
Cap n’ crunch? Nah we don’t do that…don’t get me wrong it’s good…real good but it tear up the roof of your mouth..I would say Cinammon Toast Crunch but I aint been able to eat that since dapro11 (i think it was him) said that chick told him his stuff taste like CTC
@NU: I’ll take the Gloves cuz i’m so OCD! LOL!
@Dana: I got the Haze all day you should know this MAN! LOL!
@IJM: Whatever momma I love you too…I just been busy but I’m in and out….cut that out…(HUGS)!
IJM…
Calls for the 1-2? Hit me on the work side….
@ dana dane…damn
@ CP
Why it is that personally everyone I know who is JW is crazy and their children are a f*cking mess. What is wrong with celebrating your birthday? Huh? My ex MIL is still a JW and when she gets to talking i have to get off the line. It is too much and a major turn off.
@ IJM
MY BAD YO!!! bout get that purp. bring the dutch
Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
@ MsJaxon (lookin…but never staring)(Check me out!)
“@Man, can you see my new gravvy today?”
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Yup. That shit is beautiful too. If I was in Ohio…. We would have some stories to tell.
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Just a plane ride away… and…
“Baby I….won’t… tell..if you don’t want me to”
@ cutie…why is it the parents fault..how can u blame joe and his wife…all them damn kids they have. u know some gonna be fucked up
MsJaxon…
IT DOES tear the roof of ya mouth but the berries are so good
@Jaxson..Girl don’t’ yall be talking about CTC I LUVS that cereal….real talk….
@Everybody: who wants to blame somebody, nobody is to blame for anything because have you ever stopped to think there is nothing wrong with MJ..he does that shit to keep people away from him and off his DICK all the time! that Man is too talented for this bullshit!
@ im just me
i know!! I had a friend in college that was JW and she was the weirdest I’ve ever seen. I read in their bible that they are not allowed to tell anyone if their parents do anything bad to them no matter what and when I asked her if that meant if one of the parents were sexually molesting the child could they not tell the other parent and she told me no it goes against religion.SMH
Michael Jackson touched my wee-wee.
Michael never had a childhood…that can really f*ck with a person. He wasn’t allowed to be a child which is the most essential part of a persons life. His parents did not allow that and now for that the guy is all f*cked up
Emmanuelle Lewis(Check me out!)
Michael Jackson touched my wee-wee.
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LOL
@ tonnie
yea…. well then they should’ve thought about that when they were f*cking and not using a condom. Joe used that boy for his talents to make a buck because his ass was talentless and broke..and his mother didn’t have a back bone to standup to joe and tell him what he was doing to them damn kids was bad. He had them singing in titi bars when they were kids..come on no excuse
Good Morning Bossip Ladies and Gents!
Mz. Philly
IJM
Dana Dane
SexyQ
Man
Cutie Pie Hannibal
KZZ
NiKKi U
Tonnie
Ms. Jaxon
Aunt Viv
Re
Nue2
Sorry if I left out anyone.
EEEWW…Michael Jackson’s underwear…is times that hard! What hell would somebody do with those old drawers. People are sick so I know someone would buy them.
@ Man,
“Don’t even remind me about the power. I’m in the dreaded “red zone” where shit was “critically” damaged. Ain’t no motherfuckin tree down or nothin. Ain’t no substation in my fuckin hood. It was cool till my generator stopped this morning. I am so pissed right now.
On the bright side nigga been fuckin like its the last days or something. I mean, no tv, no lights to read, basically nothing else to do. Could be just me but seems like the pussy been wetter since the house been so hot. IDK.
HA HA HA. Yeah, don’t fuck with an angry auditor. I already got shit planned out on these fools. Plus when I spoke to the lady on the phone she had nerve to talk crazy to the fuckin auditor. Just wait, I’m going to take all day to get my ducks in row to trap these mofo’s. She better not even breathe hard or I’m going to assess some shit to them.”
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Ok, couple of things…First, dont mean to hate but since i aint gettin none NO MO since well, you know…i’d rather not hear about how wonderful your sex life has been post-Gustav(on a side note though, for real, i feel ya cause the day before that storm we must’ve done it bout 8 times that day…oh, the memories). I wonder when i’ll ever get dick again. but anyway, yes, so no more stories from you thanks, lol! I’m just jokin, feel free to share, i may as well live vicariously through your sex life for the time being
And you know BR aint got nothing but some damn procrastinators! But the legislature want a pay raise, lol! That shyt was too hilarious! Jindal ass is on top of shyt though! He aint NOTHING like ole Kathleen Babineaux Blanco, lol! I’m soo glad that broad gave it up. I swear during Katrina if i could’ve i woulda slapped that bitch right back into reality! She completely lost it! You do NOT cry on TV, if she aint made a bad name for women, no one has! I think Hilary Clinton would’ve hired someone to assassinate her if she could. Completely ruined everything that the whole Women lib movement managed to do.
@ Man
Don’t even remind me about the power. I’m in the dreaded “red zone” where shit was “critically” damaged. Ain’t no motherfuckin tree down or nothin. Ain’t no substation in my fuckin hood. It was cool till my generator stopped this morning. I am so pissed right now.
On the bright side nigga been fuckin like its the last days or something. I mean, no tv, no lights to read, basically nothing else to do. Could be just me but seems like the pussy been wetter since the house been so hot. IDK.
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Reminds me of the eastern seaboard blackout 5 years ago…I worked at Wal Mart…first 2 things we ran out of Water and condoms..wonder how many babies were born 9 months later
@BEREAL
HOLA, MI AMIGA
@ Tonnie
Whats that supposed to mean?
@ Kzz
I got 5 on it
@ Nikki
lol, my chick
@CUTIE PIE
I don’t think Joe’s intentions were as evil people made them out to be. I think he lost his way somewhere along the line though.
I wonder what we will be saying about Matthew Knowles in about 10-20 years.
Morning Be Real!
And that guy is just weird saving old underwear..that makes me think it was just a money scam. If someone molested your child would you save the underwear…only white people would do this (think Monica Lewinsky)
@ im just me
i know!! I had a friend in college that was JW and she was the weirdest I’ve ever seen. I read in their bible that they are not allowed to tell anyone if their parents do anything bad to them no matter what and when I asked her if that meant if one of the parents were sexually molesting the child could they not tell the other parent and she told me no it goes against religion.SMH
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Um..FALSE..Dateline did a story spreading that bull a few years ago after all the catholic priests got found out
“JW bible” is same as King James just not in the King’s English and the name Jehovah has not been removed
hey be real!!
Michael Jackson and I like to play twister together.
I feel if his intentions were good..this would not have happened..Joe criticized these kids whenever he got the chance…he gave them nothing but tough love. I find it odd that the kids never called him daddy but called him by his first name
@ tonnie,
“my bad, i thought u had a ear fetish. u know we eat anything down hearya dig. turkey necks and shit. chicken backs. smh @ that shit….anyway i like ya new gravvie. definitely have the louisiana smile….but one of us gotta put that black and gold back up..before we go on a losing streak yadig. u keep ya pic up. ill put up the fleur de le (flower on the saints helmet)..bythe way why they keep turning the power on and off…smh shit was pissing me off.”
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Awww shyt! The westbank in this mofo, lol! Louisiana is reppin up in this Bossip shyt! I aint mad, i put on for ma city, lol! And ya damn rite, i do love me some turkey necks, pig feet, i dont do chickenbacks though, lol! Well, lets just say i havent tried it YET! But that wild game, thats my shyt…that deer, rabbit, alligator sauce piquante, even had the turtle..not sure if i’ll ever have that again…but ya know!
Hey Hannibal, I been trying to say that for a long time but Bossip has been working against me
Be real, hey
@Man and CP
Matthew Knowles and Joe Simpson (although I think that dude is sleaze) both… Joe did what he thought he had to..unfortunately he messed his kids up in the process
The bible I read was not the King James version at all!! It was on some other ish
Hi everybody, what are ya’ll talking about?? i leave for like an hour and there’s about 200 comments..
hey DANA! I haven’t been on here for a minute.. i think my job know’s about me internet surfing, so now they got a girl WORKING!! what’s going’s on MA?
is he really a man looks like a white woman, looks can b deceiving.
@ Man,
“I wonder what we will be saying about Matthew Knowles in about 10-20 years”
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I used to think that bout ole Mat too, but Bey sure did cut his azz lose. Well, Jay probably had a hand in that. Now, he only has to worry about his last lil “problem child” lol! She looks like she needs his guidance though!
Emmanuelle Lewis(Check me out!)
Michael Jackson touched my wee-wee.
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LOL
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oohh you wrong for that!!
It was prolly a breakoff group that still use the name but are apostate..I have read some of their stuff and it is CRAZY like that
@KESHA
“Ok, couple of things…First, dont mean to hate but since i aint gettin none NO MO since well, you know…i’d rather not hear about how wonderful your sex life has been post-Gustav(on a side note though, for real, i feel ya cause the day before that storm we must’ve done it bout 8 times that day…oh, the memories). I wonder when i’ll ever get dick again. but anyway, yes, so no more stories from you thanks, lol! I’m just jokin, feel free to share, i may as well live vicariously through your sex life for the time being
And you know BR aint got nothing but some damn procrastinators! But the legislature want a pay raise, lol! That shyt was too hilarious! Jindal ass is on top of shyt though! He aint NOTHING like ole Kathleen Babineaux Blanco, lol! I’m soo glad that broad gave it up. I swear during Katrina if i could’ve i woulda slapped that bitch right back into reality! She completely lost it! You do NOT cry on TV, if she aint made a bad name for women, no one has! I think Hilary Clinton would’ve hired someone to assassinate her if she could. Completely ruined everything that the whole Women lib movement managed to do”
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LOL. I know EXACTLY what you mean. I’m going to try to get a full serving for both of us. That’s the only good thing about going home right now. Yum
I bet you are going to have some toys worn out!! LOL. I wish I was there to help. NOW I REALLY WANT TO SEE YOUR GRAVIE!!
I STILL can’t believe you ended that relationship. I am in shock so I know ol’ boy is thinking what the hell happened. Not trying to make you feel bad, I’m just saying.
I am so impressed with Bobby Jindal. I mean, even when they tried to get him on the “flip flop” for the legislature raises he flipped the script on them fools. He has been staying on Entergy’s ass (originally giving 2-3 weeks estimates SMH). He really is a breathe of fresh air. If he continues in politics he has my support….. so far. And this is from someone without power. I forgot about Kathleen crying though. LOL. That shit was ridiculous. Not only for women but for people who were looking for strength from the governor after the storm. SMH.
hey Be
hey Nu
Joe fucked they asses up, he treated them like cattle, thats why mikes a social misfit
Hey Hannibal(waving)! Wit you cute self, lol!
MS PHILLY YOUR PICTURE LOOKS LIKE RIHANNA IM NOT A LESBIAN JUST GIVING A SISTA HER PROPS, CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO PUT MY PHOTO ON HERE I HAVE A NICE ONE TO PUT SINCE I COME ON TIME T TIME. THANKS>
“It was prolly a breakoff group that still use the name but are apostate..I have read some of their stuff and it is CRAZY like that”
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I don’t know probably..but whatever it was that sh*t had me scared to come to the door when they rang..i mean I never came to the door for almost a year lol but when my bell rang and they announced who they were my heart would jump .
HELLO KESHA
*KISSES KESHA’S HAND*
MS PHILLY YOUR PICTURE LOOKS LIKE RIHANNA IM NOT A LESBIAN JUST GIVING A SISTA HER PROPS, CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO PUT MY PHOTO ON HERE I HAVE A NICE ONE TO PUT SINCE I COME ON TIME T TIME. THANKS>
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Thanks hunny, Go to http://www.gravatar.com and follow the instructions…then come back and see if you see it.
does everybody think that money honestly f*ckes up your whole frame of mind? i mean look at mike, shyt look at his whole family, i mean for real, WHAT THE F*CK HAPPEND TO HIM? he used to be a cute kid, with a nice voice, and now, his face is litterally falling of the bones, and he walks around in Pj’s and a mask? now selling his drawls on ebay?? WHAT? look at Mariah, now she’s my girl, loves her, but that b*tch is CRAZY… did you see when she just showed up on MTV? this was yrs ago?? .. anywho, just wanted to know if it’s the money that makes your ass a f*cken weirdo…
Michael Jackson throws the best slumber parties
PS. You don’t have to be a lesbian to compliment a woman….
@Keesha – @ Man,
“I wonder what we will be saying about Matthew Knowles in about 10-20 years”
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I used to think that bout ole Mat too, but Bey sure did cut his azz lose. Well, Jay probably had a hand in that. Now, he only has to worry about his last lil “problem child” lol! She looks like she needs his guidance though
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I agree, I think Jay will put an end to Matthews control.
The Jacksons blame there craziness on their fathers strickness but we all came up with butt-whipings and we did not change our looks and so forth. Personally, I think Diana Ross and Quincy Jones butted in too much had them kids confused.
@hannibal,
dayum, you are a little cutie, last time i was on here for real, you was going at it with people, now you the cute kid on the block!! go head’!!
@Jaxon
You got me looking up plane tickets…
@Cutie Pie
Ok, I think Joe fucked up some stuff too. BUT, Michael Jackson was the most successful musician ever so he had to have done somethings right too. Not even counting Janet. There are lot of children with talent that never get a chance. **just playing the devils advocate**
Some of that has to fall on Michael though because the rest of the Jackson’s aren’t molesting children and shit.
SORRY I AM WAY OFF TODAY WIPING SLEEP OUT OF MY EYES>
Nue2This…
Yes! I think so…as much as us ordinary people want a lot of money like celebs I don’t think we want nearly as much as they do…all the plastic surgery and paparazzi…now if I could have the money without the fame thats different…but statistic will show that money does not equal happiness…rich folks get divorced, have sexuality issues, kill each other, the whole nine yards!
@ CP
Why in the hell they gotta be up so early knocking on the daggone doors. I know where the Hall is, if I want to go I will carry myself there
Are you from the NY?? Do you see those Black Hebrews on 125th street. Them nucca is CRAZY!!! I seen them purely insult people just because. Why you wearing that mini skirt, you ain’t all that. LOL We be avoiding them nuccas.
HANNI I AM TIRED OF YOU IGNORING ME.
@I’M JUST ME
The black hebrews have a nigga ROLLIN. Them fools need some pussy in they life for real. They must not be getting no pussy.
Pussy is the cure for a lot of ills for men. FOR REAL.
@ Man,
“LOL. I know EXACTLY what you mean. I’m going to try to get a full serving for both of us. That’s the only good thing about going home right now. Yum I bet you are going to have some toys worn out!! LOL. I wish I was there to help. NOW I REALLY WANT TO SEE YOUR GRAVIE!!
I STILL can’t believe you ended that relationship. I am in shock so I know ol’ boy is thinking what the hell happened. Not trying to make you feel bad, I’m just saying.
I am so impressed with Bobby Jindal. I mean, even when they tried to get him on the “flip flop” for the legislature raises he flipped the script on them fools. He has been staying on Entergy’s ass (originally giving 2-3 weeks estimates SMH). He really is a breathe of fresh air. If he continues in politics he has my support….. so far. And this is from someone without power. I forgot about Kathleen crying though. LOL. That shit was ridiculous. Not only for women but for people who were looking for strength from the governor after the storm. SMH.”
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I know. We talked for a LONG time last night and i think he GETS it now. Well he aint happy about it, but he at least understands why i did it…i think. You know how you men are, sometimes you say one thing and mean another, lol! He was probably distracted, watching the game so when i asked if he understood, his focus was on the game so he hushed me up, lol! Oh well. We’re good. We’re gonna remain friends. I still havent told him yet that we’ll be the type of friends that dont sleep together though, lol! I think thats when I’ll really see his true side! And you right, i had to pull out the good ole reliable toy last night, lol! Its just not the same though, lol(exhaling)
It will have to do…for now!
I agree, at first i was all anit-jindal but i am very impressed with him now. He truly has handled this thing very well, the best that can be expected actually. He’s calm, assertive, demanding but not pushy(like crazy Nagin, lol…on a side note, i think Nagin smokes that kush, lol! Cuz that nigga is crazier than a mutherfucker). You never know what Nagin gon say. Sometimes i have to cover my son’s ears when he comes on the tv, lol! Like i know he’s about to call somebody a nigga or a mutherfucker on live tv! he’s hilarious!
MORNING ALICIA W
@I’M JUST ME
The black hebrews have a nigga ROLLIN. Them fools need some pussy in they life for real. They must not be getting no pussy.
Pussy is the cure for a lot of ills for men. FOR REAL
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OH BOY!! I am so glad you know what I am talking. Standing there in those robes in 90 degree whether adn mad cause errone else is showing skin! It is never that serious. They YELL SO LOUDLY in those mics. I promise you when they are on Lenox and 125 it seems like that is when the walk light takes the lonest to turn. They need something. I think half them cats are jail bird nuccas, they probably really do need the cat.
THANKS MS PHILLY> I JUST SAW A LITTLE DRAMA AND I AM NOT INTO THAT SIMPLY BECAUSE I GIVE COMPLIMENTS TO MEN AND WOMEN AND I SEE NOTHING WRONG IT I ALSO GET THEM FROM BOTH BUT WHEN A FEMALE SAID MY FEET WERE NICE MY FIANCE GAVE ME A CRAZY LOOK>BUT I DONT THINK I WOULD LIKE A MAN TO TELL HIM THAT> ITS CRAZY>
@Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
@Jaxon
You got me looking up plane tickets…
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Between me, your girl, and Kesha your junk just might fall off… LMAO
HEY BE
I see you Momma…How r u today?
@ Nu
shit, same ol same ol, kickin ass taken name climbin the latter
U see right now Im hatin, chicks wanna be all pretty on Bossip n shit, im bout to take a pic on my cellphone *sniffs*, I wanna be down * doin the Brandy dance*
@ Jaxon and Kesh
What the hell kind of stew y’all cooking up in here?
@ Hannibal,
Awww! (blushing like a school girl…now running back to tell all her friends…he kissed me, he kissed me, he kissed me, lol!)
@ KZZ, NU, DANA, KESH
We gettin ready to smoke
*rolling, sparking 2 L, ciphing, passing one to Kesh and one to NU!!
lol @ just me
yea i’m in bklyn..and they usually station their asses downtown bk or on flatbush with their soap boxes makin a sister feel unconfortable when I wear my halter tops…i’m not trying to reveal skin but damn it is 96 degrees today brother!! I can’t wear that robe or head piece you got on i’ll pass out from a heat stroke!
and to get the JW to go away these days I say “I no speaka english”
@ IJM,
“OH BOY!! I am so glad you know what I am talking. Standing there in those robes in 90 degree whether adn mad cause errone else is showing skin! It is never that serious. They YELL SO LOUDLY in those mics. I promise you when they are on Lenox and 125 it seems like that is when the walk light takes the lonest to turn. They need something. I think half them cats are jail bird nuccas, they probably really do need the cat”
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Ma! I have GOT to get to NY! I thought that shyt was made up for the TV! I had no idea this actually happens! I will be one of those dumb tourist though that ends up in the wrong neighborhood and gets robbed, watch,lol!
Mornin Just Sayin
forgot to shout you out earlier
Um….NE1 seen Glok9n?
@Philly
girl i feel you on that.. money is EVIL but you NEED it! i dont know about being “rich”, but I would like to be making comfortable money.. where I”m good, kids good.. nice home and car.. but not to where it would change me… namean? not only that, but if you do get rich, you got folks going out of the woodworks! talking about.. Yeah, i’m your fif’ cousin!! lol f*ck that!! or friends that you ain’t heard from in YEARS, try to befriend your azz again!!
@ IJM…thanks ma! (i needed this shyt this a.m….takin a hit…lookn for KZZ…)
LA LA LA LAlaaaaa
Good Morning Everyone.
@IJM – I’m good, trying to stay dry it is pouring down raining (but my husband is returning from a 7 day/6nights business trip today so I am very excited)
@Hannibal – Hey Sir! Happy Tuesday
@Keesha – I like your new Gravie, you are very pretty.
I have never seen the black Hebrews but around here we have mormons walking around the hood with black suits and white shirts….looking like salesmen.
@NUE2THIS
THANX MA
@I’M JUST ME
HELLO
I’m Just Me-OFFICIALLY PEEPIN THAT THE SEEN GOT THAT MOS DEF SWAG ON LOCK!! BTW: BUFFALO BILLS WON!!! WE STARTING OFF RIGHT!(Check me out!)
@ Jaxon and Kesh
What the hell kind of stew y’all cooking up in here?
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It’s not us..it’s man…he’s offering his “services” left and right
@ Jaxon,
“Between me, your girl, and Kesha your junk just might fall off… LMAO”
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huh bruh! He’d probably like that though!
Ma! I have GOT to get to NY! I thought that shyt was made up for the TV! I had no idea this actually happens! I will be one of those dumb tourist though that ends up in the wrong neighborhood and gets robbed, watch,lol!
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Nah the black Hebrews are real.
I have seen them station at 3rd Avenue and 149th
125th and 8th, Lenox, or St. Nicholas Avenues
And as CP said in Downtown Brooklyn
One is on a crate or a box of some sort screaming into a microphone and the rest of co-signing and then they alternate. They are fully dresssed in thick robes and things on their heads (i wouldnt’ say hats per se) and they are preaching and cursing you out all in one breath.
The hebrew dudes do get pussy. They be having 2 and 3 wives living in the same building and shyt. Their headquarters is on Madison btw 124th and 125th. They be there with their wiveseseses and kids.
HEY Z
GOOD MORNING!
@ man
“@Cutie Pie
Ok, I think Joe fucked up some stuff too. BUT, Michael Jackson was the most successful musician ever so he had to have done somethings right too. Not even counting Janet. There are lot of children with talent that never get a chance. **just playing the devils advocate**
Some of that has to fall on Michael though because the rest of the Jackson’s aren’t molesting children and shit.”
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yea true..definitley he should know right from wrong as far as molesting children go..but his childhood had a lot to do wtih his actions right now. I believe the reason why he did this sh*t to himself was because joe use to make fun of him about his nose and the way he looked…his obviously not happy with himself
@ Z
I ain’t never seen the wives of kiddies. I just seen the men, being tempted by the half dress women in the street and then yelling at you for tempting them.
People pay me to tell them what color panties I’m wearing, so I guess I can relate.
@ BEREAL…Thanks, i love your gravy…i thought about jackin it once upon a time, loL! I know men are a sucka for wet lips, lol!
@ Jaxon, Offering his services like a $2 hooka on the corner, lol!
@Dana
yeah girl, we got some good looking men and some good looking woman up in here.. and i remember when you had your pic up you had stalkers stalking that azz!! hehe, you know we know that you are beautiful!!
@IJM
You ever pass by one of their meeting spots and you see the 2 or 3 big ass muslim nuccas standing outside with their big ass machine guns. I be walking by like “what in the malcolm x?!!??”. What do they be planning in there?
morning Z!!
Hey Z
@ Man
You being a fresh pot in here today?
@ Jaxon
I told you, you were fresh yesterday!! I am telling…OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH Mrs. Teacher Lady,
Jaxon and Man are being fresh with each other
@Z – Good Morning
@IJM – no haven’t seen glok9 not Illuminata (I think Dana Dane put the smack down on Ill 2 weeks ago, or maybe he is a student and went back to school)
@IJM
Yeah the wives be waiting outside to get into their spot. They be in a line. The mean form a line going to the left. the women form a line going to the right. They can’t be together.
lol @ just me
yea i’m in bklyn..and they usually station their asses downtown bk or on flatbush with their soap boxes makin a sister feel unconfortable when I wear my halter tops…i’m not trying to reveal skin but damn it is 96 degrees today brother!! I can’t wear that robe or head piece you got on i’ll pass out from a heat stroke!
and to get the JW to go away these days I say “I no speaka english”
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Shyt where I am at they will tell you to hold on and whip out the Spanish version and getting to speaking espanol!
Kesha: (I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD)(Check me out!)
@ Jaxon,
“Between me, your girl, and Kesha your junk just might fall off… LMAO”
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huh bruh! He’d probably like that though!
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Girl you ain’t neva lied…if he had to lose it that’d prob be the way he wanted it to go
Hey Z
KZZ masa’s callin gotta dip out on the cypher
IM FINALLY AT WORK, AND I NEED A BREAK DAMMIT!!(lol)
Beyonce uses the same skin bleaching cream and she doesnt even have Vitiligo like Mike, she just prefers light skin over dark. Folks need to cut MJ some slack. There are soooo many other Black Singers & Actresses that use the lightners. Id actually respect one of em if they came “out” with it instead of pretending “oh that was me with a tan, and now my tan has faded.” Yeah right!
@ IJM,
“Nah the black Hebrews are real.
I have seen them station at 3rd Avenue and 149th
125th and 8th, Lenox, or St. Nicholas Avenues
And as CP said in Downtown Brooklyn
One is on a crate or a box of some sort screaming into a microphone and the rest of co-signing and then they alternate. They are fully dresssed in thick robes and things on their heads (i wouldnt’ say hats per se) and they are preaching and cursing you out all in one breath.
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WOW! I have never seen that shyt before in real life. We dont have them down south? So what are they trying to convert you? Our only pests are the JW! They will come riding in your neighborhood on bikes and shyt, come to your door with their pamphlets and even go so far as trying to get you to invite them inside…cuz you know it be hot as hell outside, lol. And they come back every Sunday like clockwork
@ be real
“IJM – I’m good, trying to stay dry it is pouring down raining (but my husband is returning from a 7 day/6nights business trip today so I am very excited)”
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that return home sex is always the best..my b/f is a computer consultant and he travels A LOT
but when he gets back it be on like popcorn lol
“Shyt where I am at they will tell you to hold on and whip out the Spanish version and getting to speaking espanol!”
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LMAO
@I’m Just Me-OFFICIALLY PEEPIN THAT THE SEEN GOT THAT MOS DEF SWAG ON LOCK!! BTW: BUFFALO BILLS WON!!! WE STARTING OFF RIGHT!(Check me out!)
@ Man
You being a fresh pot in here today?
@ Jaxon
I told you, you were fresh yesterday!! I am telling…OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH Mrs. Teacher Lady,
Jaxon and Man are being fresh with each other
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***Evil eyes*** I can’t wait til recess You gon get it by the swings for telling
@ Dana
You done scared away Ill and Glok?? What is up with that??
GOOD MORNIN’ BE REAL!! HOW’S IT GOING TODAY?
I know I’m such a sex addict. I swear if you saw though you would think I’m the “sweet clean cut” guy to take home to momma.
Looks can be decieving.
they got a good bunch of beautiful women on here though. I JUST THE TYPE I GO FOR. Hope nobody is putting up fake pics like ol’ girl (we know who I’m talking about)
Kesha: (I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD)(Check me out!)
@ IJM,
“Nah the black Hebrews are real.
I have seen them station at 3rd Avenue and 149th
125th and 8th, Lenox, or St. Nicholas Avenues
And as CP said in Downtown Brooklyn
One is on a crate or a box of some sort screaming into a microphone and the rest of co-signing and then they alternate. They are fully dresssed in thick robes and things on their heads (i wouldnt’ say hats per se) and they are preaching and cursing you out all in one breath.
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WOW! I have never seen that shyt before in real life. We dont have them down south? So what are they trying to convert you? Our only pests are the JW! They will come riding in your neighborhood on bikes and shyt, come to your door with their pamphlets and even go so far as trying to get you to invite them inside…cuz you know it be hot as hell outside, lol. And they come back every Sunday like clockwork
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They try to convert you to become muslim. The white man is the devil. Cover yourself so no man looks at you , marry him, and then go help his other wife cook dinner for him.
Dont nobody want no underoos
SHOUT OUT 2 DA BOSSIP CLIC:
cutie pie
Man
KZZ
Aunt Viv
Nikki
Pro11
MsJaxon
Dana Dane
I’m Just Me
Hannibal
sxyQ
Kesha
Ms. Philly
Z
Re
2 cute
SMDH
Rozza
Just Sayin
M-Dad
WyzPro
Redd Tony
BE
Slide
Ermy
NU
Good Morning to the ones who are not apart of the Clic…. and if you are apart of the Clic and I just forgot you…. my fault… I got u 2morrow.
@IJM
You ever pass by one of their meeting spots and you see the 2 or 3 big ass muslim nuccas standing outside with their big ass machine guns. I be walking by like “what in the malcolm x?!!??”. What do they be planning in there?
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Now that I have never seen although I have seen a few of the New Black Panther Party memebers like that.
My ex was a part time Muslim (don’t ask). And we went into the Temple the big one I think between Lenox and 7th on like 138th or 140th or something. Anyway they wouldn’t let me in because i had on jean capris and a short sleeved shirt. They said i was showing too much skin. Now he was wearing jean shorts and a t-shirt and that was fine. I wasn’t impressed. I got the IMPRESSIOn (just my impression) that it was more important for appearanced then me learning the religion.
Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
I know I’m such a sex addict. I swear if you saw though you would think I’m the “sweet clean cut” guy to take home to momma.
Looks can be decieving.
they got a good bunch of beautiful women on here though. I JUST THE TYPE I GO FOR. Hope nobody is putting up fake pics like ol’ girl (we know who I’m talking about)
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See why you have to go there? Why you gotta poke the bear?
My pics are real 100% Speaking of which where are your pics Man? Hmm….
You know who they need to put in jail were the parents of those kids who were willing to prostitute their children in exchange for gifts and money.
Those people KNEW Michael was molesting those children and went along with it for the money and gifts.
What kind of grown ass man wants to have a slumber party with little boys except for a “freak”!!
Cutie Pie, you done turned into a crack head? U selling your tv for some shortcake? is that code word? Did i miss sumthin?
@I’m Just Me-OFFICIALLY PEEPIN THAT THE SEEN GOT THAT MOS DEF SWAG ON LOCK!! BTW: BUFFALO BILLS WON!!! WE STARTING OFF RIGHT!(Check me out!)
@ Man
You being a fresh pot in here today?
@ Jaxon
I told you, you were fresh yesterday!! I am telling…OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH Mrs. Teacher Lady,
Jaxon and Man are being fresh with each other
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***Evil eyes*** I can’t wait til recess You gon get it by the swings for telling
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NANY NANY BOO BOO YOU CAN’T GET ME
*sticks tongue out and runs*
What up seen? HOw are you this a.m.?
HI VICTORIA!
@ The Seen
You see what I said about you in the siggy?
Wasnt too long ago that Black women pretended that they all of a sudden could all grow waist length bone-straight hair! hahaha You gotta love em. Sisters, take a cue from the likes of Paris and Britney, aint no shame in that game, those white enertainers clip on a weave “whenever” they want the long look. For some reason, Black women feel its a negative stigma for someone to know we are wearing weave. Its just cosmetics ladies! You arent ashamed for anyone to know you wear fake lashes for an important event, or lipstick to compliment your outfit. Stop hating on each other when one of us wears weave or skin bleaching cream or ambi soap! You are a woman and its your perrogative to change up your look, as often as you want.
I know I’m such a sex addict.
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WOW….WORD!!
@THESEEN26
WASSUP HOMIE
WOW! I have never seen that shyt before in real life. We dont have them down south? So what are they trying to convert you? Our only pests are the JW! They will come riding in your neighborhood on bikes and shyt, come to your door with their pamphlets and even go so far as trying to get you to invite them inside…cuz you know it be hot as hell outside, lol. And they come back every Sunday like clockwork
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Ye’ear they are trying to convert you and make you stop tempting them. I see a Black Hebrew cheating in the alley so they need to stop. But that is their goal. People be going to the platform to get their phamlets too.
As for JW
They are like roaches, once you let them in, they never leave!
@SEEN: What’s poppin? You standing in that pic like yeah i’m what’s up yall ain’t heard….LIKE THAT!
@DANA:& IJM: OH yall was sparking without me??????? I know I do disappear though..sowe I’m really busy…..
@NU: Why am I silly? you know it’s true…..
O.k yeah all these pic, KZZ gon have to do something bout dat…….
bossip is blockin me
lol @ z
that strawberry shortcake might as well be crack i’ve been wanting it all morning
hey theseen!!
@DANA DANE
I didn’t ignore you….**scrolling back up**
@MAN I JUST DONT
Hope nobody is putting up fake pics
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HEY HEY LUV!! I THINK “JUST ABOUT” EVERYONE USES THEIR OWN PHOTO’S. HOPEFULLY ANYWAY. PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE STILL LOOKS THE SAME IN EACH GRAVIE THEY CHANGE TO, YOU KNOW.
They try to convert you to become muslim. The white man is the devil. Cover yourself so no man looks at you , marry him, and then go help his other wife cook dinner for him.
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Pretty much and live in a shack or with another family because the cost of living in NYC is way too expensive for you and your 4 wives and 16 kids to live. I am not against Islam but I thought you had to be able to afford your wife and kids.
YOO, HOW DO I CHANGE MY GRAVIE, I FORGOT
I got my real pic up and always have. When it ain’t me you know. I have also had up Morris Chestnut, Josh Allen and the Buffalo Harbor at Twilight.
@ Z
“They try to convert you to become muslim. The white man is the devil. Cover yourself so no man looks at you , marry him, and then go help his other wife cook dinner for him.”
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Damn! Its like some Malcolm X type shyt! You know my ex used to be on that my woman cant be taller than me and has to be so many years younger than me shyt too…Needless to say, i wasnt tryna hear that!
@ THESEEN
GOOD AFTERNOON!!
HEY Z!!
and some of them look like they got bodies under their robes
@ Hanni
Go back to Gravatar.com and upload a new photo or select one of the ones you have stored. Click confirm, then click on check this gravatar and clear you cache.
See why you have to go there? Why you gotta poke the bear?
My pics are real 100% Speaking of which where are your pics Man? Hmm….
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Ha ha ha. I know most of them are real because they got a few in different poses and shit. Just cautious because you can be anybody on the net…just sayin.
I was thinkin of puttin my pic up but I don’t know.
@HANNIBAL
HEY LUV. YOU HAVE TO GO TO GRAVATAR.COM AND UPLOAD A NEW PHOTO.
@I’M JUST ME & SXYQBLONDIE
AIGHT, THANX
@IJM & theseen26
Thanks for always shouting me out…
Oh yeah, Hello
@theseen26
Yo, I’m curious what does your screename mean? Are you an actor or director or something?
using someone else’s pic… doesn’t that count as identity theft??
@ Man,
“I know I’m such a sex addict. I swear if you saw though you would think I’m the “sweet clean cut” guy to take home to momma.
Looks can be decieving.
they got a good bunch of beautiful women on here though. I JUST THE TYPE I GO FOR. Hope nobody is putting up fake pics like ol’ girl (we know who I’m talking about)
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See why you have to go there? Why you gotta poke the bear?
My pics are real 100% Speaking of which where are your pics Man? Hmm….”
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Uh huh! I’m waiting too cause he KNOW i’m dying to see if i know him…thats why he dont wanna put it up Jax, lol. he dont wanna get outted! Have me on here tellin people how many hearts he’s broken, what he put those women through and whatnot, lol! You know how the light skinned ones do you, lol! Have you converting to celibacy they fuck with your head and heart so good…Damn you lite brite men, lol!
GOOD MORNING> IM JUST ME,SORRY MY KEYBOARD NEEDS BATTERIES AND I AM ON MY WAY TO PICK THEM UP BEFORE GOING TO WORK, MY FIANCE DOESNT LIKE IT WHEN I COME ON BOSSIP, HE MAY HAVE SWITCHED BATTERIES ON ME ,WELL NICE TO TALK TO YOU ANYWAY>
Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
See why you have to go there? Why you gotta poke the bear?
My pics are real 100% Speaking of which where are your pics Man? Hmm….
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Ha ha ha. I know most of them are real because they got a few in different poses and shit. Just cautious because you can be anybody on the net…just sayin.
I was thinkin of puttin my pic up but I don’t know.
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What you scared of? You got warrants or something? Have you been lying to us? Are you really Mama Bertha from D-Block?
Put it up for a day then take it down…
I was thinkin of puttin my pic up but I don’t know
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Come on if Hanni can do it, you can do it. You are amongst friends and freaks. We just want to know what you look like. LOL!!! For real though.
@ cutiepie,
“using someone else’s pic… doesn’t that count as identity theft??”
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It sure does! But SMDH, thats her real pic yall. I remember her face from LSU. As soon as she put up that last pic of herself, i realized that i had seen her before. I dont forget faces (you hear that Man, i just dont care, lol) Its a big school, but all the black folks hung out together.
Good Afternoon Slide
How are you today???
@I’M JUST ME
WTF? U CALLIN ME UGLY OR SOMETHIN, LMAO
@ Kesha
Uh huh! I’m waiting too cause he KNOW i’m dying to see if i know him…thats why he dont wanna put it up Jax, lol. he dont wanna get outted! Have me on here tellin people how many hearts he’s broken,
what he put those women through and whatnot, lol! You know how the light skinned ones do you, lol! Have you converting to celibacy they fuck with your head and heart so good…Damn you lite brite men, lol!
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Oh so that’s what it is? Yea he prob got a whole bunch of skeletons…
Lite Brites LOVE ‘EM but HATE ‘EM
bossip is truly buggin wit these pop up ads. I am getting so disgusted
Hey theseen!
@theseen – Hey!
I don’t mind putting up my real picture but only for a short while, some people at work also go on bossip so you never know when I may need to be anonymous. My brithdays coming on the 21st so I’ll take a new picture in my birthday suit and put it up.
@cutie Pie – You know it is on like popcorn tonight! I’ll be shutting the house down by 8 pm kids, tvs and all just go to your room and don’t come to mine.
Oh ya’ll must mean the draws that still got Andy’s lil boy pu$$y smell on them. They probably some hello kitty thongs…
Hey SexyQ, Hey Seen, Hey SLide, Hey @ anyone else that didn’t see my goodmorning everyone earlier. Hey.
@ Jax,
“Lite Brites LOVE ‘EM but HATE ‘EM”
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Can’t live with em…can’t stop stalkin them, lol! For real though, the only man whose tires i’ve ever cut was a lite brite, lol! That boy had me on the edge…he would lie tell his azz turned blue in the face! had me thinkin i was crazy…like, i know this muthaf*cka is lyin…but is he…maybe he’s tellin the truth, cause you know they got that lyin shyt down pat and sometimes they flip the script on you and make you think YOU the crazy one, lol! After the tire slashing incident…i had to leave ole boy alone. That was my last light skin experience, lol!
@Slide – Hey!
Z….
I Agree…I thought I was the only one because no one else complained but they make noise and everything!
@ be real
I don’t have any kids( gotta do all the crazy ish before they come) so we make sure to do it all over the apartment except for the bedroom lol
Afternoon Slide Slide slippity Slide!
I cannot stand light skin dudes. I love a dark skin muscular man. Whose demeanor is serious. oh my!
@jaxon and Kesha
I am so scared that Kesha will know me LOL. Seriously though I am….
I should be able to see Kesha’s pic tomorrow though. Than I’ll decide.
For the record these are my issues
1. paranoid – I’m ready for the people out to get me though, I feel them watchin
2. sex addict – ain’t tryin to change that
3. extreme confidence – the right amount, not arrogant but no doubts about myself either
WHEN A FEMALE SAID MY FEET WERE NICE MY FIANCE GAVE ME A CRAZY LOOK
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@alicia w
I like your feet they look nice
No bunions, no corns or callouses = no hammertime…
That’s right girl, take care of them little piggies…
By the way, are you feeling better today?
Yesterday it didn’t seem like you were doing too well
@Z and Ms. Philly – In tools there should be a way to enable pop up blocker. This will minimize the pop ups!
Ms. Philly did you take that picture yourself? It is a nice angle, me and my camera phone do not have a good understanding yet.
I couldn’t slash a man’s tires..I cannot destroy a car..what did the car do to me?
@MsJaxon
It’s not a.m. where I am at. But I’m doing good. How are you?
@I’m Just Me
LOL. yeah I like that thanks for the luv. But dont give me to much luv cause I might steal you from Hanni, lol.
@Hannibal
Whats good Playboi!!!
@cutie pie
How are you? I’m diggin that Garvie!! I got a thing for brown women
I’ll take yall over the yellow girls any day!!! Sorry Ms. Jax you still are a cutie though 
@KZZ
Yeah I have confidence in my swag
As a grown ass man you need that today. Im good how are you sweetie?
Z(Check me out!)
I cannot stand light skin dudes. I love a dark skin muscular man. Whose demeanor is serious. oh my!
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That’s the shit I was talking about right there.
Just trying to change from “never would fuck” to “I would consider fucking.”
Happy Birthday by the way (better late than never). Wish I would of been there to help you celebrate.
I like light skin and dark skin guys..but too many light skin guys are pretty boys or think they hard and i don’t like either one
@Kesha
“Can’t live with em…can’t stop stalkin them, lol! For real though, the only man whose tires i’ve ever cut was a lite brite, lol! That boy had me on the edge…he would lie tell his azz turned blue in the face! had me thinkin i was crazy…like, i know this muthaf*cka is lyin…but is he…maybe he’s tellin the truth, cause you know they got that lyin shyt down pat and sometimes they flip the script on you and make you think YOU the crazy one, lol! After the tire slashing incident…i had to leave ole boy alone. That was my last light skin experience, lol!’
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Ha ha ha. I feel you though cause sometimes I believe my own damn lies. Seriously, I think
“wait, there really was a wreck on the way to work that made me late……..wasn’t there?”
@CUTIE PIE
I’VE CONSIDERED DETROYING A VEHICLE BEFORE. I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO LIE.(LOL)
@BE
My pop up blocker is on. It shows the pops tryna come thru and its like 10 at once. And its says to see this pop up click here. But the shyt make refreshing the page slow ass hell, while its busy blocking pop ups.
I cannot stand light skin dudes. I love a dark skin muscular man. Whose demeanor is serious. oh my!
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YES MA’AM, YES MA’AM!!! AMEN!!
Now did you make ur way over to the Blair Underwood thread?
That is how hubby looks. Dark, handsome, thick and serious demeanor!!! WHEW LARDY!!
@ theseen
thanx
uh oh watch out now.. brown sugar sisters making a come back
@SEEN: I know that’s right….I already checked the swag……~~wink~~!
Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
Z(Check me out!)
I cannot stand light skin dudes. I love a dark skin muscular man. Whose demeanor is serious. oh my!
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That’s the shit I was talking about right there.
Just trying to change from “never would fuck” to “I would consider fucking.”
Happy Birthday by the way (better late than never). Wish I would of been there to help you celebrate.
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Are you dark skin? It don’t matter, I could tell u not my type of dude. I like quiet men. My kind of man would not be on Bossip chattin it up with strangers. He would be to busy being mysterious and sexy. lol
@ Hanni
Baby NO…I was just saying you are a guy and you posted it. Never that. You ain’t no where near ugly
@ The Seen
Hanni and I have an open relationship. I know he is dealing with my girl CP and what not and he knows I’s married. So we just get it in where we can.
But know I will always make time for you if you want me to.
Blair is cute but he crazy.
@KESH
THE ONE TIME I DATED A LIGHTSKIN GUY, HE WAS VERY ATTRACTIVE. AND THOUGH I AM A STICKLER FOR A DARKSKINNED MAN, THIS PARTICULAR GUY WAS JUST AS FINE AS HE WANTED TO BE. BUT HE WAS A SLOUCH. AND THOUGHT THE WORLD REVOLVED AROUND HIM. I DONT THINK IT HAD TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT HE WAS LIGHTSKINNED, I JUST THINK WOMEN HAD BLOWN HIS HEAD UP OUTRAGEOUSLY. SO I HAD TO SHOW HIM A THING OR TWO ABOUT ARROGANCE, AND WE FIXED THAT PROBLEM IMMEDIATELY!!! THEN I STOPPED FOOLING WITH HIM, AND NOW HIS FRIENDS LAUGH AT HIM FOR F*&CKING UP ROYALLY!!!
@ KZZ
WTF…I know you ain’t talking to MY Seen like that fall. Fall back and Spark Momma, fall back and spark
@ sxyq
I’ve thought about doing the same myself..i’ve thought about throwing bleach on it, keying “f*ck you” on it, doing a “waiting to exhale” on it…but then I think..what am i going to drive after I cool off?
@Ms. Philly
You got your #1 Spot back with that Gravatar right there = SMH (*in a good way)…
You’re very photogenic and have an eye for pictures… I say that because you had a dope picture that you used when you first came on here – and it was cool because it was just of your eye (*sounds wierd but if you saw it you would think the same because other people started doing it too)…
Has the baby been dancing around in your stomach lately and has your husband gotten over the fact he has another little girl on the way? *Dang all those women in the house = SMH
@ Seen
are you a freak??
WHERE IS M-DADDY WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
@ z
the quiet and mysterious one’s be the one’s that stalk your ass when yall break up and send you dead flowers
@CUTIE PIE
GIRL, I REMEMBER A SITUATION ONCE WHERE IF I WOULD HAVE HAD A CROWBAR, THERE WOULD BE A 929 RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT THAT WOULD BE WINDOW LESS, AND WITH A 2 TONED NASTY PAINT JOB!! WHEN I WENT HOME AND CALMED DOWN, I REALIZED THAT IT WOULDNT HAVE BEEN A GOOD IDEA!!!LOL
@I’m Just Me
I’m doing fine, thanks for asking…
Hey how’s the little one enjoying the first grade?
Who cried on that first day of school? You, her or both of y’all?
Slide…
Thanks babe!
we call the lil girl Xena Warrior Princess, it seems like she’s always fighting somebody! lol…
My husband is a good man, he frankly could care less…lol…I might give him a boy one day in the future…still thinking about it. Just focusing right now on the things that we CAN do since we got this big ole belly in the way, its getting more and more difficult if you get my drift *wink wink*
lol @ sxyq
taking 3 deep breaths help..I have a spicy temper( i’ve been told its a napoleon complex) and the breathing has really improved life lol
Even though I am light as hell…I am not physically attracted to light skin men. When I see their bodies…they look undercooked to me. Complexion all uneven. Like a piece of chicken that didn’t brown long enough.
@IJM: Hit me on my email……~~wink~~~
@ Man ,
I am so scared that Kesha will know me LOL. Seriously though I am….
I should be able to see Kesha’s pic tomorrow though. Than I’ll decide.
For the record these are my issues
1. paranoid – I’m ready for the people out to get me though, I feel them watchin
2. sex addict – ain’t tryin to change that
3. extreme confidence – the right amount, not arrogant but no doubts about myself either
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I seriously doubt it. I told you before, i dont know many people from BR (3 people actually…my ex best friend who i have a feeling may know you, my ex and this white girl who i know dont know you cuz she went to Parkview)
As far as your (coughs “issues”):
1.) paranoia: there you go again, sounding like my ex. Always thinkn somebody out to get him…with this whole “me against the world” mentality…that boy WAS crazy now that i think about it.
2.) sex addict: that is NOT a problem. I’m going through this stage in my life right now where i’m very sexually active, i’d like to do it at least 4-5 times a day…seriously! So i can relate
3.) extreme confidence: as long as its not conceited, its sexy to me. Like, i dont like a man that thinks he’s better lookin than me…oh hell no! I’m the prize in this relationship, lol! Please believe! But you’re cute too, lol!…thats my mentality!
@Z: Even though I am light as hell…I am not physically attracted to light skin men. When I see their bodies…they look undercooked to me. Complexion all uneven. Like a piece of chicken that didn’t brown long enough.
Girl I am feeling that 1000%…couldn’t have said it no better……
@ Man
I feel that paranoid…but like I said one day then take it down
@Cutie Pie, yea I can’t do the car thing either. It does seem like the lite Brite’s are the super pretty boys. I am branching out though some smooth brown skin can be mighty delicious. Light or Dark the lips are A #1
@SxyQ – i did use a crowbar on my husbands car (we were not married then) it was dark and late he never knew I did it till weeks later
@Man – I like caramel men, my husband is caramel not that it was a requirement but I like the lighter skinned men. My only requirement is over 6 feet tall, hate short men!
@ Z…
“Even though I am light as hell…I am not physically attracted to light skin men. When I see their bodies…they look undercooked to me. Complexion all uneven. Like a piece of chicken that didn’t brown long enough”
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DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO! THAT WAS SOOOOOO FUNNY CAUSE I’M PICTURING THAT RIGHT NOW, LOL! But not all light skin men are like this, some, but not all!
@ ms. philly
if you want a boy there are certain things you can do…determination factor of the sex of a child is from penetration..if its a shallow penetration a girl will be conceived if its a more deeper penetration ie. doggy a boy can be conceived
they also have a chinese chart that shows the different parts of the year when boys are conceived more than girls and vice versa..its called the chinese birth gender chart..it depends on the time of year and your age..I have family members that have used it and it really works!
As I understand it, a bunch of deep south darkskin ho’s are pooling their money to buy that tube of skin bleaching cream so they can get treated better, so that those real “indian” hair weaves might look more natural, because liteskin b*tches are prettier and because they heard the cream taste like vanilla icing!
Love 6am
lol…Dag light skin dudes gets no luv huh ladies..
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I think I am addicted to Junior’s strawberry shortcake!!! I’m willing to sell my tv for just a slice :p(Check me out!)
@ z
the quiet and mysterious one’s be the one’s that stalk your ass when yall break up and send you dead flowers
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You know what. You damn right about that. My last boyfriend was reallly quiet. He used to pop up everywhere, be outside my job watching me. Crazy shyt. WHen i would curse him out, he would call himself the black houdini. But I like quiet men with serious demeanors. I am a quiet person and can’t stand when anyone especially a man yap my ear the hell off. Oh yeah and I cannot whatsoever stand an emotional man. that is the biggest turn off of all time. Never to be redeemed. ever.
@Z
Are you dark skin? It don’t matter, I could tell u not my type of dude. I like quiet men. My kind of man would not be on Bossip chattin it up with strangers. He would be to busy being mysterious and sexy. lol
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I think I understand where you coming from.
What did you do over the weekend?
O, and what do you have against lite brites?
U know you are something for that.
Lol, “being mysterious and sexy”
Dark skin niggas livin big…. right now
Do you think ANY light skin dudes look good?
Or is all dark brothers
U know all I need is a little time
(p.s. the first letter of every sentence makes a sentence for you)
@Kesha
Hey Pretty lady. I see you bleed that BLK&GLD!! They did alright…. lol
@Slide
That screen name is my real name written in English. So my real name is “theseen” just in another language. And I’m 26 yrs young
@BE
Wasup Homegirl!!
@CUTIE PIE
LMAO..OH NO. THEY HAVENT HIT YOU WITH THE NAPOLEON COMPLEX THEORY TOO HAVE THEY? I FEEL YOU. THATS WHAT BEEN SAID TO ME FOR OVER THE LAST DECADE. PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE, BUT IT HASNT PAID ME A VISIT IN A WHILE! I DONT LIKE TO GET ANGRY WITH PEOPLE, BECAUSE WHEN I DO, THEY HAVE NO IDEA, SO I TRY TO REFRAIN FROM GOING THERE. ESPECIALLY IF I DONT THINK THEY ARE WORTH IT.
@MsPhilly
Also, the timing in which you have sex is also a factor. “Male” sperm is faster and does not live as long so having sex After ovulation increases chances of a boy
@cutiepie,
The car didnt do me anything, HE DID! I couldnt whip his azz, even though i wanted to! So, i did the next best thing…the truck! He loved that TRUCK! so i knew it would hurt! All 4, it cost him over $1200 to relace those mugs! I’m not proud of it, but he deserved it!
I am not physically attracted to light skin men. When I see their bodies…they look undercooked to me
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DEAD!!!
I was wondering how come Michael’s nipples were pink in that you are not alone video.
Just focusing right now on the things that we CAN do since we got this big ole belly in the way, its getting more and more difficult if you get my drift *wink wink*
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@Ms. Philly
You naughty girl = SMH…
Have you guys come up with a name yet?
You don’t have to tell us what it is (*that’s your business) – but how did you come up with the name = book, grandma’s name, favorite car, favorite actress?
Would you consider giving your child a name like one of the following = Blanket (Michael Jackson) or Apple (*white girl actress forgot her name) or Nahla (Halle)?
6am…oh how i’ve missed your witty comments! come back to me! I mean…Bossip!
Hello 6am. You coming in here starting your nonsense? How have you been? I missed you a lil bit.
for me I don’t ask for much..
I need a nice smile, nice hands, a sexy walk, 5′11 and taller no taller than 6′2 though I’m small that just looks bad..good breath, keep the fade looking good, I hate braids on men, nice feet(a must), nice eyes, and a freak in the bedroom. I don’t need 4 hours either an hour and a half with a break will do..oh yea and most importantly a car, apt, and job..momma always said don’t ask a man to have things you don’t have I have all three and I expect a man to have the same…
see..I don’t ask for much lol
@Be real
Tall but not lanky! I need muscle and meat..nothing being wrapped in those arms
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I think I am addicted to Junior’s strawberry shortcake!!! I’m willing to sell my tv for just a slice :p(Check me out!)
@ ms. philly
if you want a boy there are certain things you can do…determination factor of the sex of a child is from penetration..if its a shallow penetration a girl will be conceived if its a more deeper penetration ie. doggy a boy can be conceived
they also have a chinese chart that shows the different parts of the year when boys are conceived more than girls and vice versa..its called the chinese birth gender chart..it depends on the time of year and your age..I have family members that have used it and it really works!
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HA HA HA. I’ve also heard about that. (I want all girls)
The man determines the sex of the child and that whether we wear boxer or briefs also has an effect.
@ theseen,
“Hey Pretty lady. I see you bleed that BLK&GLD!! They did alright…. lol”
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Alright…oh come on now…you can do better than that! You know Reggie whopped azz! Deuce aint even played otherwise that score wouldve been much higher! You cant stop the Deuce! But thats ok, he’ll get em next game
Slide,
Nahla sounds like she got that ish from the Lion King…
I like Billie (name her after MY dad) and then Michelle, after Michelle Obama…
But we haven’t officially picked that name yet…
Damn! Is Mike really lettin’ them sell his dirty drawers? Ok yeah he’s crazy!
Good afternoon everyone!
HA HA HA. I’ve also heard about that. (I want all girls)
The man determines the sex of the child and that whether we wear boxer or briefs also has an effect.
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LOL! Seriously? Are boxers for girls and briefs for boys?
Im Baaaaaack
Ok i got tired of backtracking so im going to need a quick recap but from what I did read….
@ IJM
ILL has decided he wants to continue to educate that ignorant ass so he back in school n doing well, as for glok, idk, maybe they were one in the same,lol
@ NU
Thx , thats y u my boo
@ Kzz
Pass dat, u stay holding it, heavenstumurgatroy!!!
@ Man
If ur reading this since u like to ignore me, Put ur pic up!!!
@ Seen
Hey, hey, wait, I think its been a while since ive flirted with u *takes a sip from the pimp cup, clears throat* eh hem, heeey boo, how U doin?
@Cutie Pie
Our lists are practically identical except over 6′2 is okay by me! And since I dont have a job now I guess he does not have to have one either. We can be bums in his momma’s basement together
@ man
yes. definitely the man determines the sex but there are also other factors involved
Cutie Pie & Ms. Jaxon…
I never heard of such things…I quite frankly didn’t care what I was having of course we were hoping for a boy so we could be done, ah well looks like we’ll have to try again!
@ Ms Philly,
Yup, that chinese birth chart…i’ve seen it and it was accurate for me. If i decide to have another, i will DEF be using that to get my lil girl! Cause i dont want ANYMORE BOYS with their bad, active, like to climb trees and jump off things azzes, lol! I want a lil lady…IF i decide to have one last one, lol!
@BE REAL
GIRL..ROFL..I’VE SEEN WOMEN DO A 1,2 ON A CAR!! THEN THEY GIVE YOU ALL KINDS OF TIPS ON HOW TO DESTROY ONE. I HAVE A FRIEND THAT SWORE ON CUMULOUS CLOUDS THAT TACO BELL’S TACO SAUCE CAUSES THE PAINT TO ERODE OFF OF A CAR. HAVENT TRIED IT YET, BUT THAT’S THE STORY!! LOL. ANYHOW, I KNEW THAT IF I HAD OF JACKED UP HOMEBOY’S CAR, HE WOULDNT HAVE CALLED THE COPS. BUT THE POLICE WOULD HAVE PROBABLY COME DOWN THE STREET AND THROWN ME RIGHT INTO THEIR LIL BACKSEAT WITH MY LUCK!!(LMAO)
@ jaxon
“Our lists are practically identical except over 6′2 is okay by me! And since I dont have a job now I guess he does not have to have one either. We can be bums in his momma’s basement together”
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lol you crazy..and thats just outside appearnce..my personality list is long maybe i’ll get to that after lunch
6:am lol dont make me snap a dirty neck in here.
@Z
Are you dark skin? It don’t matter, I could tell u not my type of dude. I like quiet men. My kind of man would not be on Bossip chattin it up with strangers. He would be to busy being mysterious and sexy. lol
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I think I understand where you coming from.
What did you do over the weekend?
O, and what do you have against lite brites?
U know you are something for that.
Lol, “being mysterious and sexy”
Dark skin niggas livin big…. right now
Do you think ANY light skin dudes look good?
Or is all dark brothers
U know all I need is a little time
(p.s. the first letter of every sentence makes a sentence for you)
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@Everyone
Where the hell did ya’ll find Man and why did ya’ll let him come out to play. He is not acting right!
@ Man
Nah, I don’t really talk to light skin dudes at all. By the way everyone may have a personal definition of what light skin is. In my eyes, anyone darker than me is dark in dark in my eyes. of course there are different variations. When you are Kimore LEe’s MAn complexion, you are black. Therefore if your are almost as light at me, or as light as me….OR LIGHTER THAN ME…..YEAH, yuck…you gets no play. I honestly cannot think of one lightskin dude I would boink. Not one.
@2CUTE
GOOD AFTERNOON MISSY!! DID YOU WATCH THE PLAYERS CLUB LAST NIGHT?
I HEARD THAT TOO MUCH DIARY PRODUCTS (FOR THE MALE) CAN HELP PRODUCE A GIRL, MORE RED MEAT PRODUCTS FOR A BOY!
@CUTIE PIE
“@ man
yes. definitely the man determines the sex but there are also other factors involved”
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Other factors like what? The “boy” sperm are the sports cars and “girl” sperm are the pick up trucks. One is built for speed and the other for longevity. The rougher it gets the more “boy” sperm dies. That’s why the deeper the penetration more boys are conceived. It’s a “short race.” The longer the “race” the more girls.
DAXN, MAN IS SENDING OUT MORSE CODE AND SHYT IN SENTENCES
WHAT UP 2 CUTE
@ SEEN
YOU DIDN’T ANSWER MY QUESTION
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I think I am addicted to Junior’s strawberry shortcake!!! I’m willing to sell my tv for just a slice :p(Check me out!)
for me I don’t ask for much..
I need a nice smile, nice hands, a sexy walk, 5′11 and taller no taller than 6′2 though I’m small that just looks bad..good breath, keep the fade looking good, I hate braids on men, nice feet(a must), nice eyes, and a freak in the bedroom. I don’t need 4 hours either an hour and a half with a break will do..oh yea and most importantly a car, apt, and job..momma always said don’t ask a man to have things you don’t have I have all three and I expect a man to have the same…
see..I don’t ask for much lol
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I feel you on all of what you said. I must add on one more thing. He must absolutely have a nice smile. My friends say I am so weird bc when I meet a guy, the first thing i look at is their teeth. I have to. Its mandated. I have a million watt smile, I need my man to have a healthy one too.
@Z
“@Everyone
Where the hell did ya’ll find Man and why did ya’ll let him come out to play. He is not acting right!
@ Man
Nah, I don’t really talk to light skin dudes at all. By the way everyone may have a personal definition of what light skin is. In my eyes, anyone darker than me is dark in dark in my eyes. of course there are different variations. When you are Kimore LEe’s MAn complexion, you are black. Therefore if your are almost as light at me, or as light as me….OR LIGHTER THAN ME…..YEAH, yuck…you gets no play. I honestly cannot think of one lightskin dude I would boink. Not one.”
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I can understand that. Nothing worse than an overbearing mofo that can understand no.
Z’s bright skin men= Man’s fat chicks
So I understand. Well, you could be cool with them though right?
@CP
Breaking down the physical is easy. I prob could not even put personality words. I’d just have to experience it
I HEARD THAT TOO MUCH DIARY PRODUCTS (FOR THE MALE) CAN HELP PRODUCE A GIRL, MORE RED MEAT PRODUCTS FOR A BOY!
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Maybe thats what it was! That whole milk drinking negro gave me two girls!!
@ Man
yeah I have lots of light skin male friends. We light skin mofos got to stick together. We are forming a coalition. They jsut can’t father my child. Is that racist? lol
@DANA DANE
“@ Man
If ur reading this since u like to ignore me, Put ur pic up!!! ”
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…we’ll see…
If you recall I did ask for some pics of you too you know.
I can understand that. Nothing worse than an overbearing mofo that can understand no.
@Man
Z’s bright skin men= Man’s fat chicks
So I understand. Well, you could be cool with them though right?
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The only difference is men would still boink the fat chicks (according to you) but Z would not let a lite brite near her..not even w/ a 10 inch pole…PUN INTENDED
LOL@Z
MY SISTER IS LIGHTSKINNED, AND SHE CANT STAND LIGHTSKINNED MEN. I THINK IT HAS ALOT TO DO WITH MY INFLUENCE ON HER, BEING THAT I LOVE A CHOCOLATE MAN. AND I’M THE OLDEST, SO SHE FELL RIGHT IN LINE.
MsJaxon (lookin…but never staring)(Check me out!)
@Be real
Tall but not lanky! I need muscle and meat..nothing being wrapped in those arms
Really though, I ALWAYS TURN SKINNY MEN OUT, plus im a thick girl i love my men meaty
@ Lauren and MAn
I read in a fertility book that a woman could only get preggers with a boy on the last day of ovulation. So if your are fucking alot, more than likely, you will have a girl. *raising eyebrow at Lauren* Also, smoking weed damages the sperm and make you most likely to produce females.
@ Man,
“Ha ha ha. I feel you though cause sometimes I believe my own damn lies. Seriously, I think
“wait, there really was a wreck on the way to work that made me late……..wasn’t there?”
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See, thats what i mean!
@Z(Check me out!)
“@ Man
yeah I have lots of light skin male friends. We light skin mofos got to stick together. We are forming a coalition. They jsut can’t father my child. Is that racist? lol”
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Yeah I feel you. Hate that shit… but I do feel you.
Tell you what. I’m going to hope with you that
**Mr. Ebony Black Mandingo Choclate Warrior**
breaks all the veterbrate in that back making that baby with you.
Sound good? (damn wish I could help you with that cause you fine FOR REAL)
“YKK ON YOUR ZIPPER”(sxyQblondie needs a vacation)(Check me out!)
@2CUTE
GOOD AFTERNOON MISSY!! DID YOU WATCH THE PLAYERS CLUB LAST NIGHT
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Yes girl! We finally got the projector fixed! I was watching Tyler Perry movies all weekend! Jamie is fool! Dolla Bill made that move! (RIP BMac) I hadn’t seen it in so long, I forgot how halarious that shit is!
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On a different note, I did slash the tires of my ex ex ex ex boyfriends new green bmw! I went by his apartment on the way to my then job, and he was kissing some chick on the balcony…I was pissed, that bi*tch had spent the night! The only downside was I cut the shit out of my hand and had to get some stitches!
Dana Dane ( I’m A Freak And I Don’t Care Just Don’t Get None In My Hair)(Check me out!)
MsJaxon (lookin…but never staring)(Check me out!)
@Be real
Tall but not lanky! I need muscle and meat..nothing being wrapped in those arms
Really though, I ALWAYS TURN SKINNY MEN OUT, plus im a thick girl i love my men meaty
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YES!!! Skinny men don’t have that weight behidn them that needed to do one stroke and have your bed across the room. I need a beefy muscular dude. very important as well.
@Z
So if your are fucking alot, more than likely, you will have a girl. *raising eyebrow at Lauren* Also, smoking weed damages the sperm and make you most likely to produce females.
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LMAO! I’ve been caught…guilty of ALL charges! U just made me crack up Z!!
i did use a crowbar on my husbands car (we were not married then) it was dark and late he never knew I did it till weeks later
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@BeReal
F… it, I’ma ask – What happened and you did that? He’s a good man and you know that… There was no reason for you to do that – why didn’t you just curse him out because of what he did? SMH
And what did he tell the police & insurance company? And where is the crowbar in the river somewhere?
Oh yeah, Good Afternoon
and Do your lips look like those in your gravatar – I know your married just curious?
@ Man
Thanks for the compliment.
@Jaxon
“The only difference is men would still boink the fat chicks (according to you) but Z would not let a lite brite near her..not even w/ a 10 inch pole…PUN INTENDED”
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Z’s bright skin=Man, I Just fat chicks
yeah, I would still stick and jab on them. Couldn’t be my ol lady or nothing though. Just fuck buddies. It’s a fine line between “thick” and “obese.”
@ Man
I told u my pic was still up, , dont try n flip the subject which is U by the way
@ Z
yeah i dislike yellow dick too, it just..aint.. not..quite riiight, somethins off
@ Man
r u light skinned?
@ Lauren
I thought u was so innocent. I don’t know what to say.
@Dana
A naked skinny man looking all hungry and whatnot no thanks but it seems that if I want the height then I gotta take the skinny with it
@ Z
It is really up to what sperm gets inside that egg first. I really don’t necessarily believe in all that extra. On the last day of ovulation…please. If that X sperm hits the egg it is a girl, if the Y then it is a boy.
BTW: DID YOU HEAR THIS??
I heard froma Jamaican woman that how you treat women will determine. For example my ex is a batterer (to women…punk azz bastid), and he only produces girls. He will ne’er have a boy because he don’t treat woman right.
@2CUTE
NOOOO, NOT THE BEEMA!!!LMAO. NEGROES BE RET’ TA CRY WHEN THEY SEE THAT WHIP LAYING ON FLATS. LMAO. MY BEST FRIEND TOOK IT TO A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL, AND DEMOLISHED HER BOYFRIENDS PLAYSTATION. YOU COULD HEAR THAT FOOLS CRY OF ANGUISH ALL THE WAY ACROSS TOWN!!! LMAO
z, lol at u r comment on undercooked i like my women like my coffee strong n black.
@Ms. Jaxson – Amen to the not lanky, I love an athletic build, muscles not too overbearing.
@Sxy Q – Girl! my husband was mad as hell! He thought someone else did it who had a beef with him so I had to tell him. I was so mad I broke that window with one hit…my girlfriend drove the get away car.
@the seen – is it still raining in NYC is slowing down here.
After it is all said and done looks play a small part in the evolution of a relationship. My husband is still fine but it is not what I love about him now, maybe when I was 19 when we met. Now I love his security, being a good father, his energy and just letting me cry or be crazy because I am one moody BI***!
@Dana Dane
“r u light skinned?”
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Think “Jason Kidd.”
LOL No I’m exaggerating. Maybe “Grant Hill-ish.”
I LIKE DARK BUTTS
**Mr. Ebony Black Mandingo Choclate Warrior**
breaks all the veterbrate in that back making that baby with you.
Sound good?
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Actually to me…that does sound good.
@ 2 cute
Man all the vehicle abuse is hurting my heart. I’ll never forget this dude’s wife came up to the job rammed the mess outta his car then bust windows and everything..He was not even fazed like it happened all the time
I thought u was so innocent. I don’t know what to say.
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@ Z…
I’m young, very young, probably the youngest out of everyone in here…so I’ve been there done that and bought that T-Shirt…lol
@ Lauren
I thought u was so innocent. I don’t know what to say.
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I concur. Ms. Philly is phooling people.
Ya’ll got be thinking about Barbershop 1 when that lady smashed the hell outta that man’s new Camry! lol! She was like this ain’t Marcus car?? lmao!
O.k I’ve been in and outta here 2day…just peeping in yall are crazy…….
@Slide – I think these lips are a little fuller than mine but with the right lipstick I can get them like that. This picture most definantly expresses by sexuality….sensual, wet and ready!
I did that to my husband because he was messing with another chick and I saw his car at her house 2 days before and neither of them came outside so that I could WHIP SOME ASS! So I got his car because I know he loved that car!
I have had my tires cut twice on my truck. That shit is expensive.
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LADIES STOP FUCKING WITH OUR CARS AND SHIT
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@ BEREAL,
(sighing…)a husband, one day i’ll get there, lol! My sis told me last night she wonders if i will ever get married. I wonder too, lol! I’m sooo picky. I cant be with a man that will let me get away with any and everything, otherwise i would walk all over him. I need a firm, dont take no shit, but knows not to f*ck with me either, type man. I need to have a little bit of fear(not really fear, but know that he can and will probably go off for the wrong reasons) in him. LOL, crazy?
@ EVERYBODY…….
WHAT’S UP EVERYBODY!?!?!?!?!
FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!!!!! LIFE HAS MEANING ONCE AGAIN!
GO STEELERS! GO SOONERS!! GO YELLOW JACKETS!! GO DRAGONS!!!
OFFICIALLY PEEPIN THAT THE SEEN GOT THAT MOS DEF SWAG ON LOCK!! BTW: BUFFALO BILLS WON!!! WE STARTING OFF RIGHT!(Check me out!)
@ Z
It is really up to what sperm gets inside that egg first. I really don’t necessarily believe in all that extra. On the last day of ovulation…please. If that X sperm hits the egg it is a girl, if the Y then it is a boy.
BTW: DID YOU HEAR THIS??
I heard froma Jamaican woman that how you treat women will determine. For example my ex is a batterer (to women…punk azz bastid), and he only produces girls. He will ne’er have a boy because he don’t treat woman right.
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yes, I heard men who mistreat women ends up having only female children. BUt ummmm you believe that over bodily functions that affects the sex as well as genetics? Producing a male child is hard, which is why women outnumber men by such a large margin in he world. There are things that affect it. How close you keep your scrotum to your body. Tighty whities are a no-no. What you eat, smoke, and drink affects your body as well. ITs really not so much on the womans part to determine the sex bc she is just the host. THe only thing she has is that women on average ovulate for 3 days when they do ovulate. The first two days if a child is conceived she will more than likely have a girl. I don’t know why, it just it. If you get her on that right day…she willbe able to conceive a boy. Maybe the first two days sumthin in her body blocks the Y chromosome. I don’t know. The only reason i know this shyt is cuz I was told i was barron when i was younger and took to educating myself on the topic and read book after book on fertility. Don’t worry the problem is corrected…now I am fertile Myrtle. But there is more than just genetics that go into producing a boy.
Ms. Philly(Check me out!)
Ya’ll got be thinking about Barbershop 1 when that lady smashed the hell outta that man’s new Camry! lol! She was like this ain’t Marcus car?? lmao!
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Yeah that was priceless!!!!!LOL!
@sxyQ
Girl I wouldn’t have touched the playstation! You about to be a statistic f*uckin’ with a niccas video games -n- shit! Your friend is lucky to be alive today! Hallelujerrrrr!!!
THE COWBOYS ARE GONNA WIN THE SUPER BOWL, HANDS DOWN
@ Man,
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LADIES STOP FUCKING WITH OUR CARS AND SHIT
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Duh, thats why we do it! We want you to come up out the pocket, lol!
To all the women that think that mess is cute, messing up a Man’s car…that is not cute at all…That’s terrible really and think about it would any of us want it done to us?? NO!
@Man, I just don’t care
Please repeat one more again about not messing with our cars…
I don’t think they heard you…
@MAN
WHAT YOU DO TO MAKE SHORTY CUT YOUR TIRES?
@BE REAL
THE NIGHT I WAS GOING TO BUST UP HOMEBOYS CAR, IT WAS GOING TO BE HIS AND THE SLORE HE WAS MESSING WITH. BUT I DIDNT HAVE A HEAVY ENOUGH OBJECT, AND MY GIRL DRIVES A BIG WHITE LINCOLN TOWN CAR (SUSPECT ALREADY BECAUSE WHENEVER WE’RE IN IT, THE POLICE THINK THAT IT’S A MANS CAR AND IMMEDITATELY BEGIN TO FOLLOW) SHE WAS TRYING TO TALK SOME SENSE INTO ME, I WAS RET’ TO GO TO JAIL THAT NIGHT DAMMIT!!
@ Anonymous the male
(Winking)…… How you doing?
EFF ALL THAT F*CKING WITH CARS AND SHYT. SUCCESS IS THE BEST REVENGE. I AM LIVING IT NOW AND I TELL YOU IT IS SO SWEET!!! HE ALWAYS TELLS HIS PEOPLE, SHE IS THE ONE I LET GET AWAY…NAH NUCCA, I WALKED AWAY, TIRED OF YOUR LAME AZZ SHYT!
@DA TRUTH HURTZ
HEY THERE YOU!! HOW WAS THE WEEKEND?(WINK WINK )
@Z
“yes, I heard men who mistreat women ends up having only female children. BUt ummmm you believe that over bodily functions that affects the sex as well as genetics? Producing a male child is hard, which is why women outnumber men by such a large margin in he world. There are things that affect it. How close you keep your scrotum to your body. Tighty whities are a no-no. What you eat, smoke, and drink affects your body as well. ITs really not so much on the womans part to determine the sex bc she is just the host. THe only thing she has is that women on average ovulate for 3 days when they do ovulate. The first two days if a child is conceived she will more than likely have a girl. I don’t know why, it just it. If you get her on that right day…she willbe able to conceive a boy. Maybe the first two days sumthin in her body blocks the Y chromosome. I don’t know. The only reason i know this shyt is cuz I was told i was barron when i was younger and took to educating myself on the topic and read book after book on fertility. Don’t worry the problem is corrected…now I am fertile Myrtle. But there is more than just genetics that go into producing a boy.”
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Women don’t out number men due to birth rates…. it’s because of life expectancy.
Birth rates are close to 50/50 throughout the world. More men die at much younger ages through violence or more risk taking.
@DA TRUFF HURTZ…
GO EAGLES!!! EFF PITTSBURGH!!
LOL!
DA TRUFF HURTZ!!! ( The Truth also Helps, Heals, & Hopes…)(Check me out!)
@ EVERYBODY…….
WHAT’S UP EVERYBODY!?!?!?!?!
FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!!!!! LIFE HAS MEANING ONCE AGAIN!
GO STEELERS! GO SOONERS!! GO YELLOW JACKETS!! GO DRAGONS!!!
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DaTruff, I hate football season, I already can’t get my mans attention all the time! Now he’s just lost! He went to the Falcon’s first game over the weekend with some buddies, and I was soooo bored! Damn season tickets!!!
@KZZ
Please repeat one more again about not messing with our cars…
I don’t think they heard you either…
*That’s why I like you
Come here and give me hug X0X0
You got some sense and aren’t vengeful…
@ Jax
Not all the time, i like them tall to, U have to go for the pro or semi-pro athlete’s, or the men that played college ball,this way u get the weight n height
@ Man
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*dropping to my knee* There goes my chocolate fantasy *weeping*, ok, ok, no worries, this is fine, this is good, i can make an exception, we’ll be ok, curses
WOMEN ARE CRAZY!!! PLAIN & SIMPLE…
WHETHER IT’S WANTING LIGHT SKIN vs. DARK SKIN
OR FUCKIN UP SOME DUDES CAR, CLOTHES, OR HOUSE.
OR WANTING A DUDE THAT MAY “GO OFF” AS COMPARED TO A NICE GUY…
CHICKS ARE INSANE!!!!!!!
@ Z
No, No i know that men are the detemining factor. And i know that how you treat your body effects it all. I didn’t believe the Jamaican women, it happens to be true but I think as you said it is about what you do to your body.
Did you ever watch Ricky Lake back in the day? I remember when she used to have men leaving the marriage walking away, cursing their wives out, abusing them because they wanted boy children and they would only have girls. They were blaming the women instead of themselves. It was horrific and funny all in one breath.
@ Kzz,
Oh, i dont think its cute. But rage takes over sometimes, and rather than do bodily harm, i’d rather take it out on the property. This was a long time ago though, i dont do that anymore. Not saying that i will NEVER do it again, but i highly doubt it.
I have never done anything to hurt a man. Even when they cheated on me. I feel like I am too cool for that. I just leave em and move on to the next dude. *shrugging shoulders*
Turns out that hurts them more than anything. When it seems like you don’t care. hahaha men are so dumb.
@2CUTE
Girl I wouldn’t have touched the playstation! You about to be a statistic f*uckin’ with a niccas video games -n- shit! Your friend is lucky to be alive today! Hallelujerrrrr!!!
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GIRL ROFL I ALMOST FELL OUT OF THE CHAIR!! WHEN SHE TOLD ME WHAT SHE DID TO THAT RETARDS PLAYSTATION, I SCREAMED IN LAUGHTER. I’M LIKE “GIRL HE GONE TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF OF YOUR SHOULDERS!!” SHE SAID HE GOT SO PISSED WHEN HE GOT HOME AND SAW THAT PLAYSTATION WITH THE HAMMER INTENTIONALLY LEFT ON TOP OF IT, THAT HE SCREAMED IN PAIN. THEN THE FOOL GRABBED UP THE SCISSORS TO CUT THE TV WIRES IN AN ATTEMPT TO SPITE HER. EXCEPT THE NIGGA FORGOT (IN HIS PS2 RAGE) THAT THE T.V WAS STILL PLUGGED UP!! LET’S JUST SAY, HE WONT BE DOING THAT AGAIN…ROFL…TEARS IN MY EYES. THAT ONE STILL MAKES ME LAUGH. ELECTROCUTION CITY..HAAAAAA
EFF ALL THAT F*CKING WITH CARS AND SHYT. SUCCESS IS THE BEST REVENGE. I AM LIVING IT NOW AND I TELL YOU IT IS SO SWEET!!! HE ALWAYS TELLS HIS PEOPLE, SHE IS THE ONE I LET GET AWAY…NAH NUCCA, I WALKED AWAY, TIRED OF YOUR LAME AZZ SHYT!
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@I’m Just Me
That’s right…
No slashing, no bashing, no damage to his good clothes (*she knew that was my favorite shirt, why she do that?) or car…
Tell girl, leave his sh#t ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Da Truff,
I hardly want to speak to you with that steelers mess! GO BROWNS!!!
Cosign KZZ 1000%
YKK ON YOUR ZIPPER”(sxyQblondie needs a vacation)(Check me out!)
@MAN
WHAT YOU DO TO MAKE SHORTY CUT YOUR TIRES?
Same question!
@ Hannibal
NOT…
@IJM
NO but men are ignorant that way. They think bc you birth the child anything thats not to their liking is your fault. whateva
I’ve never fucked up a man’s car and I agree with IJM success IS the best revenge!!! And don’t let them see you sweat, thats what they love! Let them know you ARE happy just because you are NOT with them even if you have only 2 cents in your pocket and been on a drought for 8 months!
@ da truff,
Crazy? Are you throwing that shyt for me? Cause i’m far from crazy! Women have preferences, just like men…we’re no different. Certain things we WANT in a man. Its life, take it or leave it. You can whine and bitch and complain out it, but it will never change.
HEADED ON BREAK…
@KZZ – I was young then, if I thought he was cheating now I am not sure what I would do but it would be more psychological then phsyical.
@Keesha – I think choosing a husband/wife is major, you have to be careful – nobody is more crazy than I am so there is hope. I am the least crazy on Bossip, it is kind of a stress reliever from all the work bull crap!
I’m Just Me-OFFICIALLY PEEPIN THAT THE SEEN GOT THAT MOS DEF SWAG ON LOCK!! BTW: BUFFALO BILLS WON!!! WE STARTING OFF RIGHT!(Check me out!)
EFF ALL THAT F*CKING WITH CARS AND SHYT. SUCCESS IS THE BEST REVENGE. I AM LIVING IT NOW AND I TELL YOU IT IS SO SWEET!!! HE ALWAYS TELLS HIS PEOPLE, SHE IS THE ONE I LET GET AWAY…NAH NUCCA, I WALKED AWAY, TIRED OF YOUR LAME AZZ SHYT
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Well yeah you’re right, I mean that was a long time ago, but just reminiscing about it made me chuckle and remember how wild I was back in the day! Besides I have a reeeeeaaaal good life now! I wouldn’t mess it up by doing that again, not even to my husband if he cheated or something, cause’ that benz is in my name anyway!!! He can have that Durango back though…
@ Slide
I told you i did burn his clothes though, but I paid for all of them so I just burned my own money. At the end of the day when I left he had all he came with (nothing) I am the one the lost f*cking with his azz.
OH DAMN! Who said something about a playstation?? I DID throw my husband playstation out the window… And he tried to throw my vaccuum cleaner at me! We used to fight like Whit and Bobby!
@ SXYQ
WEEKEND WAS GREAT!!!
SUN, SEX, FOOD & FOOTBALL!!!
EVERYTHING A BLACK MAN NEEDS!!!!!!!
WELL NOT EVERYTHING, BUT CLOSE…
I am too cool for that. I just leave em and move on to the next dude. *shrugging shoulders*
Turns out that hurts them more than anything. When it seems like you don’t care. hahaha men are so dumb.
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@”Cool Breeze” aka “Z”
That was funny, you had me laughing so hard my co-worker was like “you’re having a good time over there, huh”…
I’ll always stand by this notion = Men are dumb and women are CRAZY…
“GIRL ROFL I ALMOST FELL OUT OF THE CHAIR!! WHEN SHE TOLD ME WHAT SHE DID TO THAT RETARDS PLAYSTATION, I SCREAMED IN LAUGHTER. I’M LIKE “GIRL HE GONE TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF OF YOUR SHOULDERS!!” SHE SAID HE GOT SO PISSED WHEN HE GOT HOME AND SAW THAT PLAYSTATION WITH THE HAMMER INTENTIONALLY LEFT ON TOP OF IT, THAT HE SCREAMED IN PAIN. THEN THE FOOL GRABBED UP THE SCISSORS TO CUT THE TV WIRES IN AN ATTEMPT TO SPITE HER. EXCEPT THE NIGGA FORGOT (IN HIS PS2 RAGE) THAT THE T.V WAS STILL PLUGGED UP!! LET’S JUST SAY, HE WONT BE DOING THAT AGAIN…ROFL…TEARS IN MY EYES. THAT ONE STILL MAKES ME LAUGH. ELECTROCUTION CITY..HAAAAAA”
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OH MY GOD, I’M IN TEARS, LMAO! I CAN BARELY TYPE RIGHT NOW…OH LORD, THAT WAS TOO FUNNY! ELECTROCUTED!! DAMN, THAT MUST’VE BEEN A HORRIBLE ASS DAY FOR HIM!!!!!!!!
@Dana Dane ( I’m A Freak And I Don’t Care Just Don’t Get None In My Hair)(Check me out!)
@ Jax
Not all the time, i like them tall to, U have to go for the pro or semi-pro athlete’s, or the men that played college ball,this way u get the weight n height
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Oh I got that now…my last few have been athletes current or past… Nice bodies and we can work out together although their workouts are CRAZY!!
@Ms. Philly – GO STEELERS! EAGLES WHO ARE THEY????
Let them know you ARE happy just because you are NOT with them even if you have only 2 cents in your pocket and been on a drought for 8 months!
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EXACTLY…the worse is that crazed looking female with her hair in disarray running you down in the street. I can be scorned but in a classy way. I don’t have to make a fool out of myself because you hurt me. NEVER GIVE A MAN THAT CONTROL OVER YOU LADIES.
What’s the topic? cause I’m sure it’s not still MJ’s dirty drawls!
@Dana Dane
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*dropping to my knee* There goes my chocolate fantasy *weeping*, ok, ok, no worries, this is fine, this is good, i can make an exception, we’ll be ok, curses”
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I feel you boo. LOL. I know I would have to work around it at first.
But soon you would be wanting to Toast all your bread and put caramel on all your food….
Ms. Philly(Check me out!)
OH DAMN! Who said something about a playstation?? I DID throw my husband playstation out the window… And he tried to throw my vaccuum cleaner at me! We used to fight like Whit and Bobby!
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The vacuum cleaner?? That’s deep
GO BUFFALO BILLS!!!
BE REAL! You can’t be serious! Look at Afiya’s gravie! THATS THE EAGLES!
OK, going to lunch and to visit my sis! Be back later today…behave everyone…especially you sxyQ, lol!
Ms. Jaxon, it was a new vacuum cleaner, he knew how much I loved it! LOL! Damn shame
WAIT NOW
I DONE HAD A FULL CLOTHES HAMPER THROWN AT ME, PS2 CONTROLLERS, DISHES AND ALL THAT SHYT. I DONE THREW BOOM BOXES, TV TABLES AND A 13 Inch TV at a n*gga. That was a toxic situation.
@KESHA: I understand you believe me…But can I just tell you at the end of the day..what did the WOMAN actually accomplish? Nothing! that is something you have to deal with not the person that it was done to…just walk away with your head held high and better your life, FUCK HIM! and just because somebody is cheating still doesn’t give you the right to mess up his belongings, if he or she is cheating then let them be! you have all sorts of people in this world and they are like tree branches, some of them grow and some don’t! to those that don’t want to be any better than what they have become will always be that STOMP! leave them alone! don’t get me wrong I am not just talking to Kesha I am talking to women in the world in general…..(HUGS)!
@Da truff – tell men to stop doing shit! there has to be a penalty (car, playstation, cell phone)
@Z – Girl I wish I could be cool but my temper is off the charts…maybe I’ll practice coolness (not!) You have a nice temper and attitude – kind of like NEXT!
GIRL ROFL I ALMOST FELL OUT OF THE CHAIR!! WHEN SHE TOLD ME WHAT SHE DID TO THAT RETARDS PLAYSTATION, I SCREAMED IN LAUGHTER. I’M LIKE “GIRL HE GONE TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF OF YOUR SHOULDERS!!” SHE SAID HE GOT SO PISSED WHEN HE GOT HOME AND SAW THAT PLAYSTATION WITH THE HAMMER INTENTIONALLY LEFT ON TOP OF IT, THAT HE SCREAMED IN PAIN. THEN THE FOOL GRABBED UP THE SCISSORS TO CUT THE TV WIRES IN AN ATTEMPT TO SPITE HER. EXCEPT THE NIGGA FORGOT (IN HIS PS2 RAGE) THAT THE T.V WAS STILL PLUGGED UP!! LET’S JUST SAY, HE WONT BE DOING THAT AGAIN…ROFL…TEARS IN MY EYES. THAT ONE STILL MAKES ME LAUGH. ELECTROCUTION CITY..HAAAAAA
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Now thats some funny ish!!! I was picturing that whole scenario in my mind and I’m laughing histerically! I bet her ass was laughing and runnin’ out the door at the same time! “This nicca is lit up, hahahaha,…BYE”!!!!
@ 2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺
YEA, I’VE HEARD ALOT OF LADIES COMPLAIN ABOUT THE START OF FOOTBALL SEASON…
I HAVE AN IDEA FOR YA!
BUY A FALCONS JERSEY AND PUT THAT ON… WITH NUTHIN ELSE!!! WALK AROUND WITH THAT ON AND YOU WILL BE BACK IN THE GAME!!! LOL!!!
@ Lauren
I had my HS graduation laptop destroyed because he knew how much I loved it. In my case he should have threw himself out the window….being that i hated him so much. Would have been a lot cheaper.
lmao im reading about the cars, lmao, now i’ve done a lot of shit, most i wasnt very proud of afterward, but they deserved it. One thing i would never do though is fuck with a mans car cause if he come after mine, im gonna make the news
@LAUREN
LMAO..GIRL IT WAS MY BEST FRIEND. SHE HAMMERED UP HER EX-BOYFRIENDS PS2. I THINK HER FATE WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF SHE DID PUSH HIS WHIP INTO A LAKE OF FIRE!! YOU KNOW HOW MEN ARE ABOUT THOSE PLAYSTATIONS.
@KESHA
GIRL YOU!!?? IMAGINE HOW HARD I LAUGHED WHEN SHE TOLD ME? THAT WAS 6 YRS AGO, AND IT STILL GETS ME TO LAUGHING LIKE I SAW IT FIRST HAND JUST 5 MINUTES AGO!!
@Ms. Philly – i know who they are! I have been forced to learn and like football unless I would not spend anytime with my husband in the winter.
Philadelphia Eagles – I just said that because in my house we love the Pittsburgh Steelers!
@Jaxon
“@MAN
WHAT YOU DO TO MAKE SHORTY CUT YOUR TIRES?
Same question!”
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I don’t even know!! I mean, we weren’t even a couple or nothing. I hadn’t spoken to her in a while. Shit I thought everything was cool.
She was in the army and right before she left to go to Afganistan I tried to fuck and she said no. I figured “ok cool, that boat has left the dock” but everything was still cool. Matter of fact she called me when she got back from over there and told me about some dude in the army she was fuckin and I told her what was up with me. Thinking we cool and shit, like buddies. Next thing I know, she den cut my shit.
She think I don’t know but I’m real cool with some of her friends and they all told me.
IM JUST ME> I AM REALLY A PRIVATE PERSON WHO DOESNT REALLY GET INTO SHARING MY LIFE ON A BLOG, THATS JUST ME I SHARE A FEW THINGS IN MY LIFE BUT I USUALLY HAVE TO MEET THE PERSON TO GET PERSONAL, JUST ME LIKE YOUR NAME HOPE THATS NOT A BAD THING BUT I WILL TRY TO PUT UP MY PICTURE EVEN IF HE IS AGAINST IT, MAYBE A FAKE PICTURE SO HE WONT KNOW BUT NO I CANT DO THAT SINCE I AM NO FAKER, OH WELL I WILL FIQURE IT OUT HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK>
@ MS. PILLY
EAGLES??? THEY OK FOR THE THIRD BEST TEAM IN PA.!!!
PS: I’M REAL MAD AT YOUR GRAVIE RIGHT NOW…
All that throwing and tearing shit up is a BIG FAT NO NO in my house…you better take a walk…don’t be messing my mess up…took too long to get it.
And y’all ladies that do that shit…STOP IT!! and you fellas too…
I told you i did burn his clothes though, but I paid for all of them so I just burned my own money. At the end of the day when I left he had all he came with (nothing) I am the one the lost f*cking with his azz.
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@I’m Just Me
Ok, then I take my compliment back…
JUST KIDDING!!! JUST KIDDING!!!
He more than deserved it and you paid for the clothes anyways…
To bad for him, he didn’t realize what a great & special young lady that he had in his life at the time and what a bright future the both of you could of had, had he of gotten his act together and done things so as to insure that you both achieved your ambitions and goals, etc…
Tough break ni@@a, you blew it…
I SEE A LOT OF GIRLS ON HERE THAT LOVE FOOTBALL… WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT TRUFF???
@DA TRUFF
SOUNDS LIKE YOUR WEEKEND WAS A BLAST(LOL.) I’M GLAD YOU ENJOYED YOURSELF AND RELEASED SOME TENSION.
Ms. Philly(Check me out!)
Ms. Jaxon, it was a new vacuum cleaner, he knew how much I loved it! LOL! Damn shame
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Yeah, yeah, don’t f*cks with our household appliances, you just askin’ to be on the 6:OO o’clock news nicca! My husband hid my stainless steel, brand new coffe maker we got as a wedding gift, I love that coffe machine, girl it makes cappuccino, espresso, errythang, and he gon’ hide it cause’ I “accidently” scraped the side of his truck tryin’ to get in the garage…now don’t you think thats drastic! Punish me in some other way, don’t take my coffee!!!!
This stuff is crazy!! A man has made me mad enough to THINK aboout it but NEVER act on it..
@Ms. Philly – i know who they are! I have been forced to learn and like football unless I would not spend anytime with my husband in the winter.
Philadelphia Eagles – I just said that because in my house we love the Pittsburgh Steelers!
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Eeeeew the steelers!
U live in Pittsburgh?
@MAN
OH CLAWWWD. SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD A LOONEY TOON ON HAND. HOW YOU CUT UP THE TIRES AND YOU HAVENT EVEN SLEPT WITH THE PERSON, NOT TO MENTION YOU’RE NOT DATING, IN LOVE, MARRIED, WOWWWWW. I AM ALLERGIC TO CRAZIES. I CANT STAND PEOPLE WHO MAKE UP IN THEIR MINDS THAT THEY HAVE RIGHTS TO ACT OUT ON A PERSON THAT THEY’RE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH. I FEEL FOR YOU ON THAT ONE (smdh..)
HAVE AN IDEA FOR YA!
BUY A FALCONS JERSEY AND PUT THAT ON… WITH NUTHIN ELSE!!! WALK AROUND WITH THAT ON AND YOU WILL BE BACK IN THE GAME!!! LOL!!!
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Heeeeeyyyy…thats whats up! Maybe I’ll “conveniently” drop something in front of him and have to pick it up…When do they play again????
@ Kesha: (I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD)
NAW LUV… THAT WERE’NT FOR YOU! IT WAS FOR ANY WOMAN THAT IT FIT!
MEN IS CRAZY TOO BUT I DON’T DEAL WITH DUDES!
BUT IF IT DID FIT YOU…
I think these lips are a little fuller than mine but with the right lipstick I can get them like that. This picture most definantly expresses by sexuality….sensual, wet and ready!
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@BeReal
And I know which color you’re talking about to, that “hooker” red joint…
Yeah, when I see that on a girl – I know what time it is = time for me to put my game down & get at her because she wants some…
Oh yeah, stop talking like that you naughty girl = “wet & ready” = SMH @ you (in a good way)…
@Ms. Philly – No in New Jersey, cheering for the Jets second and the Giants third
I just cheer for whomever my husband is cheering for, basketball is another story, I have all the stats coming to my blackberry!
Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
@Jaxon
“@MAN
WHAT YOU DO TO MAKE SHORTY CUT YOUR TIRES?
Same question!”
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I don’t even know!! I mean, we weren’t even a couple or nothing. I hadn’t spoken to her in a while. Shit I thought everything was cool.
She was in the army and right before she left to go to Afganistan I tried to fuck and she said no. I figured “ok cool, that boat has left the dock” but everything was still cool. Matter of fact she called me when she got back from over there and told me about some dude in the army she was fuckin and I told her what was up with me. Thinking we cool and shit, like buddies. Next thing I know, she den cut my shit.
She think I don’t know but I’m real cool with some of her friends and they all told
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Oh you were supposed to be crying over her waiting for letters to come in the mail and whatnot…
There has got to be more… like the chick you were messing with was her cousin or something lol
Tough break ni@@a, you blew it…
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DEAD AND AMEN!!
“YKK ON YOUR ZIPPER”(sxyQblondie says..you dont like it, so what, i dont care.)(Check me out!)
@MAN
OH CLAWWWD. SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD A LOONEY TOON ON HAND. HOW YOU CUT UP THE TIRES AND YOU HAVENT EVEN SLEPT WITH THE PERSON, NOT TO MENTION YOU’RE NOT DATING, IN LOVE, MARRIED, WOWWWWW. I AM ALLERGIC TO CRAZIES. I CANT STAND PEOPLE WHO MAKE UP IN THEIR MINDS THAT THEY HAVE RIGHTS TO ACT OUT ON A PERSON THAT THEY’RE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH. I FEEL FOR YOU ON THAT ONE (smdh..)
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Wait, we had fucked a few times. But I figured after she said no that last time AND told me about new dude in her life that all was good. You know, that we wouldn’t be fuck buddies but would just be cool. I still don’t get it….
I don’t like crazies either but part of that shit attracts me too. Like bees to honey.
@ Kesha: (I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD)
PS: I HOPE THAT BLACK-N-GOLD IS 4 DA STEELERS!!!
RESPECT!!!!!!!
@slide – I am naughty – just married so I have one place to channel all of those naughty thoughts!
@JAXON
This stuff is crazy!! A man has made me mad enough to THINK aboout it but NEVER act on it..
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I’VE NEVER ACTUALLY DESTROYED A MANS BELONGINGS, THOUGH I’VE COME DANGEROUSLY CLOSE. MY TEMPER ALWAYS CAUSED ME TO ACT OUT IN OTHER WAYS. HENCE THE REASON WHY NOW-A-DAYS I TRY TO REMAIN CALM AND KEEP MY HANDS INSIDE OF THE VEHICLE. LMAO
@Slides: I felt that HUG! Thanks….
Ladies, I feel you but seriously just ignore a person, not even just a Man “IGNORE” is the best revenge…….I have a pretty calm Mom …….
@Everybody on this muthafu*&^
What’s up Bossip Family! I’m late but I brought food
Hey, I wonder if he will be selling all of his lace fronts as well…if so I start the bidding at 5.00…
Question?
Is your partner exclusive after about 3 months of dating?
@ Alicia
Well we don’t want you to have any problems. If you cannot put your pic up just put up an object….don’t bother with that fake shyt….that ain’t fresh!
@ Dapro
Hey
*waving enthusiastically*
@ SxyQ
See all that anger scares me, I can’t deal with all that. Now we done yelled and I slammed doors but that’s about it…
I’ll just walk if you acting a fool that badly…
Can I get a chicken salad on rye w/pickles @ DaPro11?
@MAN
STILL, I HAVE NEVER EVER CAUSED MYSELF TO GO APE SH*T OVER A MAN THAT WAS NOT “MY” MAN, YOU KNOW? I’VE HAD MEN RIDED UP AND DOWN MY STREET AT ODD TIMES OF THE DAY AND NIGHT, CHECKING MY HOUSE, AFTER I TOLD THEM TO STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!! CALL MY CRIB ALL DAMNED DAY LONG LIKE PHSYCO’S. ONE DUDE TOOK MY HOUSE KEYS AND THREATENED NOT TO RETURN THEM UNTIL I CAME TO SEE HIM. HE RAN AROUND TELLING HIS FAMILY THAT WE WERE TOGETHER, I HAD TO CALL THE COPS ON HIM, LITERALLY!! SHORTY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HER PLACE!! TO ME, THAT KIND OF CRAZY IS THE KIND I RUN FROM!!!LOL
@ MsJaxon
@Da Truff,
I hardly want to speak to you with that steelers mess! GO BROWNS!!!
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OH! THEN YOU REALLY AIN’T GONNA WANT TO SPEAK AFTER NEXT WEEK CUTIE!!!
Question?
Is your partner exclusive after about 3 months of dating?
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Nope.
@ DaPro11
BOUT TIME! The fish fry could not even start cause you were bringing the corn meal
I did that to my husband because he was messing with another chick and I saw his car at her house 2 days before and neither of them came outside so that I could WHIP SOME ASS! So I got his car because I know he loved that car!
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@BeReal
Like he told you, he went over there to pick up some money that she owed him and he got tired and fell asleep on the couch…
Question, so whose a$$ were you going to whip = his, hers or the both of them?
Nightwatchman, how long were you out there AND what were you doing over there anyways = snooping?
Are you a private eye or work for that TV Show = “Cheaters”…
Hold on, do you still follow him around town now?
Be honest
dapro11(Check me out!)
@Everybody on this muthafu*&^
What’s up Bossip Family! I’m late but I brought food
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My weakness is strawberry shortcake…you got some?
z, i am fine i like 2 start out with a compliment 2 a woman but from prior examples i will leave that alone but u r right about the uncooked comment my ex is light n she had a complex about her veins showing but me being the gentlemen made her feel good about herself.
@ SXYQ
YEP! THE WEEKEND WAS GREAT! TENSION WAS DEF RELEASED!!! LOL!
HOW ABOUT YOU??? GOOD, BAD, OK???
you hoodhos can tere up anything you like but leave my p0rno collecshun and tv alone. Thats the only thing i hold deer in life. I can always move back in with my mama. She dont judge a nigga.
@ DA TRUFF
We’ll see buddy…I’ll be at that game…We tailgating and errything..Steelers aint ish w/out the bus
“YKK ON YOUR ZIPPER”(sxyQblondie says..you dont like it, so what, i dont care.)(Check me out!)
@MAN
STILL, I HAVE NEVER EVER CAUSED MYSELF TO GO APE SH*T OVER A MAN THAT WAS NOT “MY” MAN, YOU KNOW? I’VE HAD MEN RIDED UP AND DOWN MY STREET AT ODD TIMES OF THE DAY AND NIGHT, CHECKING MY HOUSE, AFTER I TOLD THEM TO STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!! CALL MY CRIB ALL DAMNED DAY LONG LIKE PHSYCO’S. ONE DUDE TOOK MY HOUSE KEYS AND THREATENED NOT TO RETURN THEM UNTIL I CAME TO SEE HIM. HE RAN AROUND TELLING HIS FAMILY THAT WE WERE TOGETHER, I HAD TO CALL THE COPS ON HIM, LITERALLY!! SHORTY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HER PLACE!! TO ME, THAT KIND OF CRAZY IS THE KIND I RUN FROM!!!LOL
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yeah, I think it’s different for men and women though.
crazy men= stalk, kill and dismember
crazy women= stalk, destroy cars and playstations
Don’t get me wrong I know some women will poison you and shit… but for the most part they just fuck up your shit.
I wasn’t worried. Even got the money from a customer at my job at the time. I’m still “cool” with ol’ girl and never told her anything.
@JAXON
I FEEL YOU. WHEN I GO INTO A RAGE, I FLIP. TOTALLY. AND NOTHING THAT CAN BE SAID, CAN CALM ME DOWN UNTIL I FEEL IT’S NECCESARY OR UNTIL THAT NEGROE GETS OUT OF MY FACE. IT COULD BE AS SIMPLE AS A PHONE CONVERSATION GONE WRONG AND IF I GET ANGRY ENOUGH, I’M THROWING THINGS AND BREAKING UP SH*T. SO I TRY TO REFRAIN NOW WHEN IT COMES TO MY RELATIONSHIP.
@ Dapro11
okay you kept me waiting all night and half the day…what questions did you have yesterday?
@Man, I just don’t care,
your talking from a man’s prospective…I don’t think women think the same way…most want you lock stock and barrel after the first date or first throw-down…which causes a lot of confusion…unless your MARRIED.
@ BE REAL
OK! BE FOR REAL! JUST BECAUSE A DUDE PISSES YOU OFF BY STAYING OUT TOO LATE OR NOT ANSWERING HIS PHONE DOES NOT GIVE A CHICK THE RIGHT TO KEY HIS CAR, FILLET HIS JORDANS, OR GIVE HIS XBOX A BATH!!!
THERE’S BETTER WAYS TO EXPRESS YOUR DISPLEASURE LADIES!!!
@ IJM
I see you lady, go head and place that order. You calm today ma?
@ 2cute
It just so happens that I knew you would request such a treat, I made sure it has extra strawberries.
@Ms Jaxon
I brought the corn meal. I brought an additional item for you my dear just so I can see that smile again
Afiya(Check me out!)
@Man, I just don’t care,
your talking from a man’s prospective…I don’t think women think the same way…most want you lock stock and barrel after the first date or first throw-down…which causes a lot of confusion…unless your MARRIED.
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I am married.
Afiya(Check me out!)
@Man, I just don’t care,
your talking from a man’s prospective…I don’t think women think the same way…most want you lock stock and barrel after the first date or first throw-down…which causes a lot of confusion…unless your MARRIED.
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I am married….just kidding.
I’VE NEVER ACTUALLY DESTROYED A MANS BELONGINGS, THOUGH I’VE COME DANGEROUSLY CLOSE. MY TEMPER ALWAYS CAUSED ME TO ACT OUT IN OTHER WAYS. HENCE THE REASON WHY NOW-A-DAYS I TRY TO REMAIN CALM AND KEEP MY HANDS INSIDE OF THE VEHICLE. LMAO
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Yeah and we all know its bad to do these things, but you men get away with sooo much shit sometimes! Ya’ll do crazy things and we just sittin’ there with our hands tucked in our lap, shakin’ like a crackhead, biting our lip just wanting to pimp slap ya’ll asses, and inflict some other type of bodily harm, so be glad its just the personal items…Ok I’m done venting…WHERE’S MY DAMN STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE!!!!!
@“YKK ON YOUR ZIPPER”(sxyQblondie says..you dont like it, so what, i dont care.)(Check me out!)
@MAN
STILL, I HAVE NEVER EVER CAUSED MYSELF TO GO APE SH*T OVER A MAN THAT WAS NOT “MY” MAN, YOU KNOW? I’VE HAD MEN RIDED UP AND DOWN MY STREET AT ODD TIMES OF THE DAY AND NIGHT, CHECKING MY HOUSE, AFTER I TOLD THEM TO STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!! CALL MY CRIB ALL DAMNED DAY LONG LIKE PHSYCO’S. ONE DUDE TOOK MY HOUSE KEYS AND THREATENED NOT TO RETURN THEM UNTIL I CAME TO SEE HIM. HE RAN AROUND TELLING HIS FAMILY THAT WE WERE TOGETHER, I HAD TO CALL THE COPS ON HIM, LITERALLY!! SHORTY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HER PLACE!! TO ME, THAT KIND OF CRAZY IS THE KIND I RUN FROM!!!LOL
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See mess like that was the FIRST and LAST time i messed w/ a Puerto Rican…but he lived next door so he could see when I had ANY kind of company. All in my face going crazy, textin me ridiculous… I’m like dude we only been kicking it for TWO WEEKS!!
Who has Key Lime Pie?
So you already know!
@Afiya
I missed your request earlier chicken on rye coming up. I put another pickle on the plate (get ya mind out the gutter)
@ Dapro11
What is it? What is it? Gimme Gimme
…Oh I had a dirty comment but I already got told on for being fresh
BeReal(Check me out!)
@Da truff – tell men to stop doing shit! there has to be a penalty (car, playstation, cell phone)
@Z – Girl I wish I could be cool but my temper is off the charts…maybe I’ll practice coolness (not!) You have a nice temper and attitude – kind of like NEXT!
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That exactly is my attitude. I do have a very short temper and no tolerance for stupidity. The only way a man could make me lose control is if he disrespects me to my face. Thats the kind of shyt that will get you laid on your back. Otherwise, with men…i don’t notice if you coming or going. Its seems with me, the men in my life do dumb shyt to get my attention. To test me and see how far they can go. And then they feel fucking dumb bc thats all it takes for me to gather my shyt and walk out on your ass.
If you see your man up on another chick…don’t even sweat it. dude will be wondering like hmmm why she don’t care? If you know your worth and know you deserve better, you will actually feel sorry for the hoe. Like yahhhh trick, better you than me bitch.
Check this. I was engaged to a guy and he went and got married to another girl…WHILE HE AND i WAS STILL TOGETEHR!!! I have deep emotional scars to this day about this shyt, but he does not ahve to know that. The wife was ridiculously jealous of me, bc he was not over me and would talk about me constantly to her. So the trick, excuse me the wife called me. Ioono why but she did. Instead of buggin out and cussin and being ignorant. I started tell her how much of a great guy he was. She is lucky to ber with him and to never leave him. She thought i was the greatest person by the end of that phone call. Now, I knew he was an asshole and him being him dogged her out like no other. He was fucking her friends and all kinds of crazy shyt. Who ended out on top?
@ I’m Just Me
MOST OF THE BOSSIP BABE’S SEEM TO BE ATHLETICALLY EVOLVED!
BUT STILL THERE ARE ALOT OF FEMALES WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT THEY DUDES BEING TO INTO “THE GAME” AND NOT ENOUGH INTO THEM…
@ Jax
I Know, thats why I started getting onto the whole work out thing in the first place, thats what that dick will do, lol
@ Man
Stop making me blush!!
@ DA TRUFF
F*CK THEM HOES…I LEARNED YOUNG….YOU WANT YOUR MAN HAPPY TAKE SOME INTEREST IN THE THINGS THEY LIKE…COME TO FIND OUT I LIKE THAT SHYT TOO!!
@ DA PRO
ORDER FOR WHAT? IS IT TOYS??
@Hotsauce
Your momma should be beaten, shot, and burned for raising an ignorant sonofab*tch like you.
AW DaPro11…thanks…I was getting ready to holler for the manager cause I was being overlooked
Thanks! I’m skraight now!
ok i’m back..my lunch sucked!!! what are we talking about…got a little distracted by blair’s pic in the other thread
TEST
hey 2cute..cute pic!
@ MsJaxon
OK.., NOW I’M JEALOUS!
DAMN, WISH I COULD BE THERE TOO!!! AIN’T NUTHIN LIKE TAILGATING!!! YOU AN OK CHICK YA KNOW…