Would You Buy MJ’s Dirty Drawls For 1 Mili?
Posted by Bossip Staff
They are selling Michael Jackson’s dirty underwear on eBay:
Michael Jackson’s notorious tighty whities are up for grabs. A pair of size-28 Calvin Klein white briefs once belonging to Wacko Jacko will be auctioned on eBay tomorrow, with a reserve price of $1 million. The unwashed underpants have a sensational past. They were part of the evidence confiscated in 2003 by then-Santa Barbara DA Tom Sneddon, who wanted a DNA sample for his unsuccessful child-molestation case against the washed-up King of Pop. The briefs are part of a stash of Jacko artifacts offered by New Jersey businessman Henry Vacarro, who obtained them in a bankruptcy case. For extra authenticity, the briefs come sealed in an evidence bag and wrapped with police tape. Also being sold are the Gloved One’s handwritten note explaining why he wants an annulment from Lisa Marie Presley and a used half-ounce tube of skin-bleaching cream.
Whoever buys those things is one sick f*ck. Yuck.
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GTFOH MJ that’s crazy!
oh man Just Sayin
not surprised @ ALL.
They said the unwashed underpants have had a sensational past. lmao
Ok…ya’ll are taking it a bit far..EWW
Oh man, imagine how them bi*ches smell.. ew, and they’ve been taped up and shyt.. EW.
By the way, MORNING everybody!
Good morning all,
Did anyone else just puke in their mouth reading this? Eew.
Of course someone will buy it. And they’d probably spend every morning moaning as they smell the scent of his pink genitalia.
SOOOOOOOOOoooooooo DISTURBING!
Yeah I would buy it and than wear it and brag to my all my friends and family ” I`m wearing Micheal Jackson`s dirty drawers ” Aren`t you proud so proud of me ??
Next scene of this movie my entire family slapping the sh&t out of me for being so STOOPID !!!
lol @Crazy
That’s just nastyyyy
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huh?
Good Morning All!!!
on another damn note: this is truly sick and disgusting!! how nice of them to add to the experience with putting it in its very own happy meal bag…SMH @ the world
hey!!
@ re
@ aunt viv
@ just sayin
@Aunt Viv
Yeah I did just throw up a lil bit
And you know whats sad is that some crazy azz is actually gonna them dirty drawls…smh
LOL @ “For extra authenticity, the briefs come sealed in an evidence bag and wrapped with police tape.”
Oh goody!!! My very own evidence bag!
i would not want anything that belongs to
micheal jackson – the child molester ….even if its for free – hate the whole entire crazy jackson family , they are some sick people
hi cutie pie!
As much as I LOVE Idris I wouldn’t want his Drawers! let alone pay for them….
Morning Bossip Peeps!
BRB!
I’m just curious, what do you do with the drawls after you buy them??? Do you wear them, or maybe put them in your living room on the table and use as a conversation topic when you have company?
I’m bidding on those AS WE SPEAK!
FORGET THE DRAWZ…
BLEACHING CREAM??!!!! I KNEW IT!!!
VIDILYGO MY AZZ!!!!! SMH MIKEY!!!
You guys think he has a black *****? maybe black thighs? I mean, we’ve never seen this guy’s legs…
I’m not surprised at all-some people purchased the teeth of serial killer Ted Bundy after he was executed so I guess there’s someting out there for anyone to buy.
the picture of MR.Pop just makes me sick. I can’t believe just 25 years ago how pivotal he was in my life as a music freak. *****. What a disturbed man.
And for some of you out there, it is called inferiority complex and not vitiligo.
Hey ya’ll! (I said what up on the beardylocs thread…)
“You guys think he has a black *****? maybe black thighs? I mean, we’ve never seen this guy’s legs…”
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his ***** might be stripped like a candy cane
I’m ‘typeless’.
Weird.Won’t make reserve price would be my bet.Could’nt imagine the “winner” of that auction wanting to be identified.
ri dang diculous!!!! some people will do anything for money…..we’ll see what kind of freaky loser actually buys them
GOOD MORNING BOSSIP PEEPS!!
LAUREN
KZZME
JUST SAYIN
AUNTIE
NEW2THIS
CUTIE PIE
ANY BODY PURCHASING ANYONES, I REPEAT ANYONES USED DRAWLS IS A NASTY S.O.B!! SCRAAAIIITTT UP!
Good Morning SexyQ…
I like the blonde…
You get a two for one on this deal. You know his drawers comes with Macaulay Culkin’s semen.
What’s up Bossip ladies?
@Cutie Pie
Thats gross, LOL! I’m thinking his arms and stomache/chest/face/neck area are white. The lower part of his body are black.
hey!!
@ man
@ ms. philly
@ sxyq
Who ever thought of this mess is just sick and nasty…who wants to see or smell MJ’s skid-marks???
*pukes*
What is interesting that’s on the block is the jewelry of the Hip-Hop generation.Some auction house is hawking Tupacs’ jewelry this fall.The Smithsonian has even started a hip-hop archive.Not that the genre needed legitimacy from auctions & the Smithsonian…but these events would certainly signal an arrival/acceptance that goes beyond grudging.
Hi Lauren and sxyQB with your nice new gravies!
I don’t think any part of MJ’s body is Black….it’s funny how the disease that he claims to have which typically doesn’t affect the whole body affected his….MJ has wanted to be a white woman for years…I believe he bleached every part…including the parts we can’t see
Thanks Auntie…I took that pic yesterday while waiting in the doctors office…lol…i luv my new camera phone…
You think he wipes his butt thoroughly? Or does he do the one wipe, and pulls his drawstring pants up?
Hey SxyQ, I’m loving the hair.. your pic is far away though! can barly see ya
lol @ re
that is weird if he has a two toned body..my question is who is the father of his two kids??….because I know he aint
Good morning
Sxy Q
Re
Ms. Philly
Cutie Pie
Always nice to start the day with you ladies.
Ms. Philly like your new gravie. Looking like you are lying in bed. Wouldn’t mind waking up to that.
Anonymous3
You’re probably right. What if he missed a spot. Like those hard to reach spots on his back?
@Miss Philly.. hey mama, how far along are you?? there is about 4 ppl that i know personaly that are pregnant… it’s in THE WATER!! got me scarred to drink and shyt!!
Man I just don’t care….
Thanks hun…I grew my hair back so I had to put a new gravie up .
cute gravie ms. philly!!!…looks like an ad for calvin klein
…no *****ociation to Mikey’s dirty auctioned draws
@Re
Of course someone will buy it. And they’d probably spend every morning moaning as they smell the scent of his pink genitalia.
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LMBAO!!! Do you think that he puts skin bleaching cream on his little tee-tee and nuts too?
@Man I Just Don’t Care
Hey you, mornin’!
@Lauren
Hey mamacita!
nue 2this….
I am 29 weeks today! Yea I agree…especially where I live…there are a lot of preggers running around…this’ll be that last time I drink that water! lol
LOL@CutiePie…
Thanks and I just refreshed my page and your new gravie came up…its super cute!
YOU TOO RE! I have to clear my cache more often I can’t keep up with you ladies…!
Where’s my boo boo NU??
@PeepEye
LOL! I was JUST contemplating that (above posts)….but who gets in those hard to reach spots? Like his butt crack? Or is his butt crack his true color?
Next time he does an interview, and talks that crap about vitiligo, just ask him to undo his drawstring pants and show us his butt crack. Then we’ll know.
Ms. Philly..
what are you having if you don’t mind me asking??
Hell naw!! He probably got crush all in them janks !(crushed up sh*t from when you dont wipe good enough)
@Lauren
Damn 1 millie for some drawers skid marks and all l.o.l I wonder what I can get for mine
this ***** is a lie. size 28 though??? i haven’t worn size 28 undies since i was in grade school! LMAO.
Re…did you clear your cache? Like go to TOOLS, INTERNET OPTIONS, DELETE FILES Then refresh your page, it worked for me…
Nue2this…my second baby girl!
thats bull***** and u know it!! people make up whatever the ***** they want!! aint *****ody got mjs underwear!leave that man alone let him breath!! stay of his black/white/multi colored ***** for atleast a week!!!
@ ms. philly
thanx!
Just a testament to the sick world we live. While we call him sick, the mere fact that there is a sensationalism surrounding people like him and Prince , speaks volumes about the materialistic and fake society we live in. Your underwear counldn’t sell for two dollars..yet Michael Jackson’s sells for a mill? Sad.
@Re
LOL, please don’t mess with my mind like that, but I can see Michael Jackson with a Q-Tip with some bleaching cream on it and having one of his nurses do his butt crack. You can hear him squealing and moaning and saying “Don’t stick it in too far now”
I don’t care how many children Michael Jackson might have, I seriously doubt that Michael has never had sex with a grown woman. Pre-puberty is more his style.
@Lauren
OMG, it worked! God bless you, lol. So your pic is cah-yute! You look a little like Rihanna in that pic (just a bette version).
Btw, I hope I didn’t just delet some pertinent files or somethin…
Morning Peeps!
Hell NO i wouldn’t buy that shyt! And only a sick azz individual WOULD>>>a troubled soul who definitely needs to seek some serious psychiatric attention ASAP. His own damn momma dont want them drawers, lol!
THAT IS FU–ING NASTY!!!! next…
@Re
LOL! I was JUST contemplating that (above posts)….but who gets in those hard to reach spots? Like his butt crack? Or is his butt crack his true color?
Next time he does an interview, and talks that crap about vitiligo, just ask him to undo his drawstring pants and show us his butt crack. Then we’ll know.
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Ummmm.. NO. I’d rather not know. It ain’t that serious.
BOSSIP I SWEAR ON A STACK OF MONOPOLY 20′S THAT YOU SUCKERS BETTER FIX THAT SERVER OF YOURS OR ELSE!!(BALLING UP LITTLE FIST…LMAO)
@LAUREN
THANK YOU MOMMA!! I TOOK IT LIKE 2-3 WEEKS AGO AFTER A NIGHT OUT. YOUR NEW PIC LOOKS SO FRESH AND ADORABLE!!
@AUNTIE
THANK YOU MISSY!
@NEW THIS THIS
GIRL, I TRY TO GET A CLOSER CROP, BUT GRAVATAR HATES COOPERATING!! LMAO!!!
I can see that some crazy ***** would buy em..
LOL, please don’t mess with my mind like that, but I can see Michael Jackson with a Q-Tip with some bleaching cream on it and having one of his nurses do his butt crack. You can hear him squealing and moaning and saying “Don’t stick it in too far now”
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LMAO
“LOL, please don’t mess with my mind like that, but I can see Michael Jackson with a Q-Tip with some bleaching cream on it and having one of his nurses do his butt crack. You can hear him squealing and moaning and saying “Don’t stick it in too far now”
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ROTFL…That shyt is HILARIOUS! I told yall that girl RE is a FOOL!
morning kesha!!
HEY MAN I JUST!! AND HOW ARE YOU THIS MONRING?
KESH KESH!! I SEE YOU!! YOU ARE SO PRETTY!!
@SXYQ: Morning….
@MAN: Hey!
@LAuren: Love the gravy……(HUGS)!
@RE: Leave MJ’s Black thighs and ***** alone: LOL!
Hey SxyQ…(waving)
I see you and my baby daddy was cyber flirting AGAIN in my absence yesterday evening, lol! You just make sure you tell yo HUSBAND, that i wants ma child support, lol!
@KESHA: Hey lady……
Oh shizznit! Aunt Viv and Cutie Pie’s got a gravie pick up!
I’m so excited, I don’t even know why…
@Peepeye
LOL, GROSS! I just had an image of michael on a table, with a metal contraption spreading his cheeks apart. They’ve got the surgical light on 900 watts…
Re, LOL! Thanks…It only deletes simple files on the internet maybe like where you just visited and stuff like that…not files on your hard drive…
@Kesha: That’s SXYQ: Middle Name FLIRT! just wait she isn’t done yet…LOL! if she is on here enough today the saga continues……
Hey KZZ!
@ SxyQ, awww thanks Ma! As are you? Bossip gots an attractive FAM if i do say so myself, lol!
BTW…i heard that when women call other women “ma” its like a lesbian thang??? Anybody else ever heard that cause i call other women Ma all the time but i aint tryna put no unwanted signs out there, lol!
@KESH
GIRL, WELL YOU KNOW I KNOW HE STILL GOT A LIL THING FOR YOU FROM TIME TO TIME(LMAO) I TRY TO KEEP IT OFF HIS MIND. I GOT SOME BRAND NEW FORCES FOR THE LITTLE ONES. AND SOME THROW BACK ROPE CHAINS WITH THEIR NAME PLATES ATTACHED. WILL THAT MAKE UP?(LOL)
@Man I Just Don’t Care
I’m sorry I’ve deeply disturbed you, lol.
@KZZ
YOU BETTER WATCH IT MISSY!! I STILL AINT GOT THE CHANCE TO TELL MOM’S HOW YOU WAS TALKING ABOUT DOING THE THANG THANG TO SHOMONDO THE OTHER DAY. BRIBERY IS A MUG. AND IF YOU DONT PAY ME MY $50 THAT I WANT, I’M TELLING. AND IM TAKING ME A WITNESS, AND YOU GONNA GET A WHOOPIN!!(LMFAO)
@KESH
THANK YOU MOMMA. YES, BOSSIP DOES HOLD A DECENT LOOKING GROUP AROUND HERE
. I’VE NEVER HEARD THAT A WOMAN CALLING ANOTHER WOMAN MA WAS HOMOSEXUAL. DONT SEE HOW ANYONE COULD COME TO THAT CONCLUSION.
Morning Peeps!!
Kay, I like MJ but Hell to the Naw do I want his stank drawers and why would anyone want a pair with such a terrible *****ociation…but I can guarantee someone WILL ***** them up
Hey KZZ…Thanks hunny!
@Kzzme
LOL, what up babe
I agree Kesh! Bunch of beautiful Black WOMEN up in here…
Mornin Ms.Jax
“YOU BETTER WATCH IT MISSY!! I STILL AINT GOT THE CHANCE TO TELL MOM’S HOW YOU WAS TALKING ABOUT DOING THE THANG THANG TO SHOMONDO THE OTHER DAY. BRIBERY IS A MUG. AND IF YOU DONT PAY ME MY $50 THAT I WANT, I’M TELLING. AND IM TAKING ME A WITNESS, AND YOU GONNA GET A WHOOPIN!!(LMFAO)”
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that reminds me..I have to give just sayin his $5 for playin like he was sleep the other day..
@Kesha
I never heard that I call other women ma and babe (mostly just my girls) but still… I learn so much on the internet
morning jaxon!!
Morning Ms Jaxon if you nasty….
Hey Kesha-kesh….see, I already have nicknames for ya’ll.
What’s up?
@Jaxon
@KZZ
@Kesh
@SxQ
(I think I spoke to everyone else)
Kesha, do you have pic with your gravie cause I still see the Saints gravie?
Now yall KNOW that there are some sick *****s around the world who worship this walking freak-show, that WILL buy his dirty drawers!
I wonder what kind of bleaching cream Michael uses. That’s some really powerful shyt. It has the ability to turn a 50 year old black man into a 60 year old Liza Minnelli.
What we talking about?
@Nikki
Lol, I don’t even know anymore. I’m concerned about whether Michaels butt crack is his natural color.
NU, Sup babez? Aint shyt up in here…we just bullshytin.
LOL @Re’s false concerns.
Re…
I think its Mauve…with four strands of hair…
Everybody’s talkin about how sick this ***** is… but watch somebody buy this *****
quit hating on th eking of pop. buy them drawers. ill buy them. i bet they have glitter sprinkles on them.seriously tho u know so white person gonna buy that *****. sniff’em from time to time. put it in a trophy case right next to the o.j. heisman trophy.
@ Man,
Yup, a pic on my gravie…i’ve put the Saints on the sideline…for now. it will be back, TRUST!
@RE…my mom calls me that! Only when she wants something…when she’s *****ed…its Kesha Rene! Thats when i hide, lol!
@ NU!!! Hey Ma! We talkin bout you! LOL, just kidding. Still saying our good mornings. You know us black folk tend to take a moment with our introductions, lol!
@ Sxy Q…ok, the gold chain and name plate made up for everything, lol! You know i love me some yellow gold, LMAO!
Hey glowing Mama!!!
Wait they were false? Re why you have me dig in my Crayon box…finding shades and whatnot…
Nic pic Kesh….
Put a ‘e’ wit that…BRB…bout to get some Joe in my mouth…
@ Jaxon,
I do too! My Bossip Fam is very intelligent…especially that Man, i just dont care with his SMART AZZ, lol(smart meaning, smot…like flip at the tongue…my grandma used to say). Its a down south thang, if yall didnt get it…we country as hell, lol!
LOL!
bout to get some Joe in my mouth…
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Nasty lil freak…
@ YA
yea it will be a doctor from salt lake city, Utah and he’ll buy them to add to his shrine along with hollyfield’s ear.
@ NU…thanks Ma! I was actually holding a cup in my hand, but i cropped that out, lol! You know…dont wanna give the wrong impression that i like to get wasted, lol!
@KESH KESH
SEE, I KNEW IT WOULD.
AND I’LL EVEN LET YOU FLIRT WITH MY BOSSIP HUBBY FROM TIME TO TIME, I PLAY FAIR. LOL
WUZZZZZ UP NIKKI?
@CUTIE PIE
I’MA START TAXING BOSSIP DOLLARS ON FOLK!!(LOL)
damn!! I can’t see kesha’s gravie and cleared this sh*t twice
HEYYYYY JAXON!!!
@ cutie pie,
“yea it will be a doctor from salt lake city, Utah and he’ll buy them to add to his shrine along with hollyfield’s ear.”
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Yeah, thats the ***** that outbid me for that ear! I wanted that thing as a chew toy for my dog!
leave michael alone. he made thriller, off the wall, the best of jackson 5, he owns the beatles catalog. he will never really go broke owning the beatles catalog. thats their wholllle catalog. that ***** credit score is the infinity symbol. not even a number. thats why alot of white ppl hate him. he owns the most popular group of all time. even my momma and daddy still sing those cracker songs. get em michael……….sidenot: that dude look like a 30 year old white lady. he killing the haters wit that perm tho. real talk.
LOL @ Lauren. Nikku Underwood, I am truly concerned. What if he missed spots with his cream?
@Kesha-Kesh
LOL @ you running and hiding.
@ SxyQ,
“SEE, I KNEW IT WOULD. AND I’LL EVEN LET YOU FLIRT WITH MY BOSSIP HUBBY FROM TIME TO TIME, I PLAY FAIR. LOL”
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Awww…how sweet of you! Ok, i love you again…like a stepsister, lol!
GOOD MORNING BOSSIP FOLK
GOOD MORNING:
NU
Lauren
Re
Ermy
Kzz (p***** that dutch)
Dapro
Cutie Pie
Slide
Man I just
The Seen
Auntie V
Smokey
Jaxon
Rozza
DDDDDDIIIIIIVVVVVVVAAAAAAA
Be
Hanni (Hi Baby )
Redd Tony
Kesha
SMDH
For those I missed…my bad
NOI CERTAINLY WOULDN’T BUY MJ’s SKID MARKED DRAWLS!! I wouldn’t want anyone’s dirty drawls!
Kesha: (I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD)
(Check me out!)
@ cutie pie,
“yea it will be a doctor from salt lake city, Utah and he’ll buy them to add to his shrine along with hollyfield’s ear.”
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Yeah, thats the ***** that outbid me for that ear! I wanted that thing as a chew toy for my dog!
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thats nasty
@ Q
How could i leave you off the list. You get a special shout out!
HEY Q….we open for bidness tonight!
@Kesha
Damn, I won’t be able to see until tomorrow. Just cleared everything but it always take me an extra day to see.
Wait, I won’t be able to see then because I will be on an audit the rest of the week. This sucks.
“Yeah, thats the ***** that outbid me for that ear! I wanted that thing as a chew toy for my dog!”
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LMAO
@ Re,
Girl, my momma DON’T PLAY! She will swing on you in a minute…nothing but backhand upside the head, lol! My lil sisters be calling me and i’m quick to say…i cant help you! BYE!
morning just me!!
@KESH KESH
(cyber hug tightly doing color purple hand pat with kesh) LMAO
@IJM
Wuz Up
KICK IN THE DOOR WAVIN THE 44, ALL U HEARD WAS DD DONT HIT ME NO MORE
DANA DANE UP IN THIS BIOTCH!!!
Whats goodie people? *winks at the crowd*
@IJM
YOU KNOW YOU IZZZ MY PEEPS!! YOU’RE NEVER SUPPOSED TO FORGET ME!!(LOL) I’LL LET YOU SLIDE THIS TIME. SAW YOUR CONVO BACK AND FORTH BRIEFLY WITH THE PHSYCO YESTERDAY EVENING. SOME PEOPLE JUST CANT BE REASONED WITH.(SMH) SO WHATS UP FOR SALE TONITE MOMMA?
I’m Just Me
Hey boo!
@Kesha
LOL! My mother was crazy, cause she couldn’t handle not being in control. I can’t recall how many times she beat the ish outta me…..and I was the GOOD child, lol! My brother was the bad-azz…
@DANA
TWWWWINNNNN!! WHAT IT IS MOMMA? I SEE YOU COMING THRU WITH SOME FEROCITY!!!LOL
What up IJM?
Hey IJM!! Wuz up Ma!?
@ Tonnie…i said the dog, not me! its a damn dog! You now, he was teething and shyt, lol!
Ms. Philly…
Why you do that? LOL!!
sxyQblondie…wah hanninenin?
Kesha…
Gone lean wit it roc wit it…
Re…
or what if the cream bleaches his hairs…..does it?
KZZME…go find out
Morning Dana. What’s up?
Hey Sug!! IJM how are you?
@ Man,
Awww, that does suck! You gotta audit for the rest of the week…damn! Today is only Tuesday.
Morning Man
Hey IJM
DANA DANE
@Dana Dane
LMAO! You ain’t no celebrity, stop kicking down doors and winkin.
@Nikki
Gross! Like albino hairs?
morning dana!!
Mrning NU
BRB all gotta get the baby some cereal
@Kesha
Yeah, that totally sucks. I just KNEW my boss was going to let us push back some ***** because of the storm. Look like this fool trying to amp it up. SMH.
DON’T THIS ***** KNOW I AIN’T GOT NO POWER AT THE CRIB!!
These *****s better be careful cause a ***** is irrate. These fools I’m auditing tomorrow BETTER have EVERY “i” dotted and “t” crossed. I ain’t playing. One misstep and off to the legal dept.
Hey Dana Dane!
@ Re, girl my momma was like that too! I caught a few, here and there. Not as much as my sis though. I swear that girl stayed gettin her azz whopped, lol!
@ SxyQ
Hey Twin, what can i say Im the life of the party
Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
Morning Dana. What’s up?
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Always me sometimes u boo *muwah*
@ Ms. Jax
Hey Pretty, u changed ur gravy
Re(Check me out!)
@Dana Dane
LMAO! You ain’t no celebrity, stop kicking down doors and winkin.
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Shhhhhhh! I dont think I kno that, shiiiiit , Im bout to see if I could take my car to the dealership to find out if they can wire it so that everytime I get out lights will start flashing while my theme music is playing.
am i the only one who knows that “drawl” is a way of speaking? not something to wear on your heinie…..
@ SxyQ
Hey Twin, what can i say Im the life of the party
Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
Morning Dana. What’s up?
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Always me sometimes u boo *muwah*
@ Ms. Jax
Hey Pretty, u changed ur gravy
Re(Check me out!)
@Dana Dane
LMAO! You ain’t no celebrity, stop kicking down doors and winkin.
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Shhhhhhh! I dont think I kno that, shiiiiit , Im bout to see if I could take my car to the dealership to find out if they can wire it so that everytime I get out lights will start flashing while my theme music is playing.
DANA DANE IS IN THE ***** *****IN BUILDIN!!! (Can anyone tell im in a good mood?)
NU, LOL! I had to…sorry….
HEY DANA!!!
KESH!! Whats goinz on?
@ Man,
“@Kesha
Yeah, that totally sucks. I just KNEW my boss was going to let us push back some ***** because of the storm. Look like this fool trying to amp it up. SMH.
DON’T THIS ***** KNOW I AIN’T GOT NO POWER AT THE CRIB!!
These *****s better be careful cause a ***** is irrate. These fools I’m auditing tomorrow BETTER have EVERY “i” dotted and “t” crossed. I ain’t playing. One misstep and off to the legal dept.”
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you STILL dont have power? Damn! Almost everybody i know shyt has come back on! What Entergy tell you? They gave you a date? Last i heard they were ahead of schedule.
As far as work, they trippn here too! I’m mad behind though thanks to Gustav ole ***** azz, lol! But they know not to rush me…i hate that mess. Dont try to rush me through my job. Thats when i go in *****-mode! And i got some personal/family shyt goin on too, they’re staying out of the crazy black girls way! You know you gotta get stupid with em in order for them to leave you alone FOREVER! But thats how i be too, when i’m in a *****y mood, everybody feels my wrath, i’ll write them heffas up in a minute, for the littlest thing to, the shyt you know you really could let slide but you just dont wanna, lol!
What we talking about up in here? I ain’t trying to scroll back up
@ Dana Dane,
Not much! I’m straight…you good?
@Man, can you see my new gravvy today?
Im Just Meeeeee! hey babes!!
Ms. Philly, Philly, Philly where she is from (remember that song, lol?)
@ Kesha
Cooler than the other side of the pillow
W*****UP TO ALL THE REGULARS
@Dana
Yea it was time for a change…
Whenever I see Michael Jackson, I want to blame someone, but I don’t who to blame. I know that someone is at fault for him being this way, but I don’t know who it should be. Should I blame his parents, particularly his father, his siblings, his environment, the music industry, his genes, himself, his own choices or even God?
“Michael, what’s wrong with you, son”?
LMAO @ OLD TIMER
WELL SHOOT, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO START WITH BLAMING SOMEONE, JOSEPH LOOKS SUSPECT ENOUGH TO ME!!
@IJM: Hey mamacita!
@NU: I can’t even goodle no ***** like that! LOL!
@SXYQ: I knew you were going to bring that up, that Shomondo business, it was all jokes though! LOL!
Dana Dane, be smoking that lalala! LOL Hey you!
@KESHA
you STILL dont have power? Damn! Almost everybody i know shyt has come back on! What Entergy tell you? They gave you a date? Last i heard they were ahead of schedule.
As far as work, they trippn here too! I’m mad behind though thanks to Gustav ole ***** azz, lol! But they know not to rush me…i hate that mess. Dont try to rush me through my job. Thats when i go in *****-mode! And i got some personal/family shyt goin on too, they’re staying out of the crazy black girls way! You know you gotta get stupid with em in order for them to leave you alone FOREVER! But thats how i be too, when i’m in a *****y mood, everybody feels my wrath, i’ll write them heffas up in a minute, for the littlest thing to, the shyt you know you really could let slide but you just dont wanna, lol!
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Don’t even remind me about the power. I’m in the dreaded “red zone” where ***** was “critically” damaged. Ain’t no mother*****in tree down or nothin. Ain’t no substation in my *****in hood. It was cool till my generator stopped this morning. I am so *****ed right now.
On the bright side ***** been *****in like its the last days or something. I mean, no tv, no lights to read, basically nothing else to do. Could be just me but seems like the ***** been wetter since the house been so hot. IDK.
HA HA HA. Yeah, don’t ***** with an angry auditor. I already got ***** planned out on these fools. Plus when I spoke to the lady on the phone she had nerve to talk crazy to the *****in auditor. Just wait, I’m going to take all day to get my ducks in row to trap these *****’s. She better not even breathe hard or I’m going to *****ess some ***** to them.
@ kesha my bad, i thought u had a ear fetish. u know we eat anything down hearya dig. turkey necks and *****. chicken backs. smh @ that *****….anyway i like ya new gravvie. definitely have the louisiana smile….but one of us gotta put that black and gold back up..before we go on a losing streak yadig. u keep ya pic up. ill put up the fleur de le (flower on the saints helmet)..bythe way why they keep turning the power on and off…smh ***** was *****ing me off.
Hannibal…
Dana…
Why the good mood? A recent windfall? Some long? New shoes?
Re…
You stooopid…that would be pink hair then…
Jaxon…
Ill take some CAP Crunch…2% milk please…
Hey Hannibal
KZZ!!! Been waitin on you so I can spark shiiiit, *takes a pull n p*****es* hit dis
This ***** is a disgrace!
(tonnie)ball til i fall from carrolton to general degaulle.NOLA..(tonnie)(Check me out!)
@ kesha my bad, i thought u had a ear fetish. u know we eat anything down hearya dig. turkey necks and *****. chicken backs. smh @ that *****….anyway i like ya new gravvie. definitely have the louisiana smile….but one of us gotta put that black and gold back up..before we go on a losing streak yadig. u keep ya pic up. ill put up the fleur de le (flower on the saints helmet)..bythe way why they keep turning the power on and off…smh ***** was *****ing me off.
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***** where you at?
I am mad this man said chicken backs
@KZZ
MMMM HMMMM.(reachin in my pocket all my money is spent…i think i wanna spend kzz’s money…LOL) BRIBES ON, RUN ME MY MONEY FOR I TELL MOMMA!!(LOL)
lol @ mj and his pajamas. he alwaysss wear that *****…only rich ppl can get away wit wearing that ***** in public. he even wear that ***** in court. Nawlinz judges dont play that *****. *****ing pajamas and a blazer. smh.
@ Dana
I know daxn sure you ain’t bee waiting on KZZ when I been up in here trying to spark. U’s dead wrong for that!
@ MsJaxon (lookin…but never staring)(Check me out!)
“@Man, can you see my new gravvy today?”
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Yup. That ***** is beautiful too. If I was in Ohio…. We would have some stories to tell.
KZZ…
Come on!!! Take one for the team…I got your kit right here!!
1. Gloves
2. Tweezers
3. Flashlight
4. A child for distraction tactics
5. Plastic baggies
6. A fifth of Jack for you…
wtf, who in the world wants that mess, sickos n the world.
hey hannibal
@HANNIBAL: Hey Mr. Handsome…
You know truth be known MJ is the way he is, which to most he appears touched…but let’s not get ***** twisted MJ is one of the baddest entertainers of all time…This dude could annouce a tour date right now to a city near all of us and I guarantee it would be sold OUT! so *****ing quick your heads would spin….this dude is tough at what he does, anybody who have to have hundreds of Ambulance’s at his concerts becuase people are being taken away by the car loads “AINT ***** TO ***** WITH” if you smell me at there Holla???? cuz you know it’s true….
@ man: westbank
I’M SURE SOMEONE WILL BE WILLING TO BUY THEM…
Niiki, Nikki, Nikki, u kno me so well, new financial opportunities have been brought my way, along with a new pair of giuseppe zanotti’s, LG(Life’s Good) baby, love it when im gettin that GO(money)
HEY CUTIE PIE AND KZZ
@ oldtimer
I blame the parents..they were the one’s that were suppose to shelter him from all the sh*t the industry deals..plus those ***** whoppings obviously didn’t help..the man thinks he’s peter pan!!!
@ NU
I am good, trying to get this house phone set up for my calls! What about you?
oh and I apologize in advance..but the johovah witness religion isn’t helping him either…I read their bible..some crazy sh*t!
Dana Dane…
Oh, NIK knows…NIK knows….
I wore a size 28 when I 12
@NU
Cap n’ crunch? Nah we don’t do that…don’t get me wrong it’s good…real good but it tear up the roof of your mouth..I would say Cinammon Toast Crunch but I aint been able to eat that since dapro11 (i think it was him) said that chick told him his stuff taste like CTC
@NU: I’ll take the Gloves cuz i’m so OCD! LOL!
@Dana: I got the Haze all day you should know this MAN! LOL!
@IJM: Whatever momma I love you too…I just been busy but I’m in and out….cut that out…(HUGS)!
IJM…
Calls for the 1-2? Hit me on the work side….
@ dana dane…damn
@ CP
Why it is that personally everyone I know who is JW is crazy and their children are a f*cking mess. What is wrong with celebrating your birthday? Huh? My ex MIL is still a JW and when she gets to talking i have to get off the line. It is too much and a major turn off.
@ IJM
MY BAD YO!!! bout get that purp. bring the dutch
Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
@ MsJaxon (lookin…but never staring)(Check me out!)
“@Man, can you see my new gravvy today?”
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Yup. That ***** is beautiful too. If I was in Ohio…. We would have some stories to tell.
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Just a plane ride away… and…
“Baby I….won’t… tell..if you don’t want me to”
@ cutie…why is it the parents fault..how can u blame joe and his wife…all them damn kids they have. u know some gonna be *****ed up
MsJaxon…
IT DOES tear the roof of ya mouth but the berries are so good
@Jaxson..Girl don’t’ yall be talking about CTC I LUVS that cereal….real talk….
@Everybody: who wants to blame somebody, *****ody is to blame for anything because have you ever stopped to think there is nothing wrong with MJ..he does that ***** to keep people away from him and off his ***** all the time! that Man is too talented for this bull*****!
@ im just me
i know!! I had a friend in college that was JW and she was the weirdest I’ve ever seen. I read in their bible that they are not allowed to tell anyone if their parents do anything bad to them no matter what and when I asked her if that meant if one of the parents were sexually molesting the child could they not tell the other parent and she told me no it goes against religion.SMH
Michael Jackson touched my wee-wee.
Michael never had a childhood…that can really f*ck with a person. He wasn’t allowed to be a child which is the most essential part of a persons life. His parents did not allow that and now for that the guy is all f*cked up
Emmanuelle Lewis(Check me out!)
Michael Jackson touched my wee-wee.
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LOL
@ tonnie
yea…. well then they should’ve thought about that when they were f*cking and not using a condom. Joe used that boy for his talents to make a buck because his ***** was talentless and broke..and his mother didn’t have a back bone to standup to joe and tell him what he was doing to them damn kids was bad. He had them singing in titi bars when they were kids..come on no excuse
Good Morning Bossip Ladies and Gents!
Mz. Philly
IJM
Dana Dane
SexyQ
Man
Cutie Pie Hannibal
KZZ
NiKKi U
Tonnie
Ms. Jaxon
Aunt Viv
Re
Nue2
Sorry if I left out anyone.
EEEWW…Michael Jackson’s underwear…is times that hard! What hell would somebody do with those old drawers. People are sick so I know someone would buy them.
@ Man,
“Don’t even remind me about the power. I’m in the dreaded “red zone” where ***** was “critically” damaged. Ain’t no mother*****in tree down or nothin. Ain’t no substation in my *****in hood. It was cool till my generator stopped this morning. I am so *****ed right now.
On the bright side ***** been *****in like its the last days or something. I mean, no tv, no lights to read, basically nothing else to do. Could be just me but seems like the ***** been wetter since the house been so hot. IDK.
HA HA HA. Yeah, don’t ***** with an angry auditor. I already got ***** planned out on these fools. Plus when I spoke to the lady on the phone she had nerve to talk crazy to the *****in auditor. Just wait, I’m going to take all day to get my ducks in row to trap these *****’s. She better not even breathe hard or I’m going to *****ess some ***** to them.”
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Ok, couple of things…First, dont mean to hate but since i aint gettin none NO MO since well, you know…i’d rather not hear about how wonderful your sex life has been post-Gustav(on a side note though, for real, i feel ya cause the day before that storm we must’ve done it bout 8 times that day…oh, the memories). I wonder when i’ll ever get ***** again. but anyway, yes, so no more stories from you thanks, lol! I’m just jokin, feel free to share, i may as well live vicariously through your sex life for the time being
And you know BR aint got nothing but some damn procrastinators! But the legislature want a pay raise, lol! That shyt was too hilarious! Jindal ***** is on top of shyt though! He aint NOTHING like ole Kathleen Babineaux Blanco, lol! I’m soo glad that broad gave it up. I swear during Katrina if i could’ve i woulda slapped that ***** right back into reality! She completely lost it! You do NOT cry on TV, if she aint made a bad name for women, no one has! I think Hilary Clinton would’ve hired someone to **********inate her if she could. Completely ruined everything that the whole Women lib movement managed to do.
@ Man
Don’t even remind me about the power. I’m in the dreaded “red zone” where ***** was “critically” damaged. Ain’t no mother*****in tree down or nothin. Ain’t no substation in my *****in hood. It was cool till my generator stopped this morning. I am so *****ed right now.
On the bright side ***** been *****in like its the last days or something. I mean, no tv, no lights to read, basically nothing else to do. Could be just me but seems like the ***** been wetter since the house been so hot. IDK.
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Reminds me of the eastern seaboard blackout 5 years ago…I worked at Wal Mart…first 2 things we ran out of Water and condoms..wonder how many babies were born 9 months later
@BEREAL
HOLA, MI AMIGA
@ Tonnie
Whats that supposed to mean?
@ Kzz
I got 5 on it
@ Nikki
lol, my chick
@CUTIE PIE
I don’t think Joe’s intentions were as evil people made them out to be. I think he lost his way somewhere along the line though.
I wonder what we will be saying about Matthew Knowles in about 10-20 years.
Morning Be Real!
And that guy is just weird saving old underwear..that makes me think it was just a money scam. If someone molested your child would you save the underwear…only white people would do this (think Monica Lewinsky)
@ im just me
i know!! I had a friend in college that was JW and she was the weirdest I’ve ever seen. I read in their bible that they are not allowed to tell anyone if their parents do anything bad to them no matter what and when I asked her if that meant if one of the parents were sexually molesting the child could they not tell the other parent and she told me no it goes against religion.SMH
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Um..FALSE..Dateline did a story spreading that bull a few years ago after all the catholic priests got found out
“JW bible” is same as King James just not in the King’s English and the name Jehovah has not been removed
hey be real!!
Michael Jackson and I like to play twister together.
I feel if his intentions were good..this would not have happened..Joe criticized these kids whenever he got the chance…he gave them nothing but tough love. I find it odd that the kids never called him daddy but called him by his first name
@ tonnie,
“my bad, i thought u had a ear fetish. u know we eat anything down hearya dig. turkey necks and *****. chicken backs. smh @ that *****….anyway i like ya new gravvie. definitely have the louisiana smile….but one of us gotta put that black and gold back up..before we go on a losing streak yadig. u keep ya pic up. ill put up the fleur de le (flower on the saints helmet)..bythe way why they keep turning the power on and off…smh ***** was *****ing me off.”
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Awww shyt! The westbank in this *****, lol! Louisiana is reppin up in this Bossip shyt! I aint mad, i put on for ma city, lol! And ya damn rite, i do love me some turkey necks, pig feet, i dont do chickenbacks though, lol! Well, lets just say i havent tried it YET! But that wild game, thats my shyt…that deer, rabbit, alligator sauce piquante, even had the turtle..not sure if i’ll ever have that again…but ya know!
Hey Hannibal, I been trying to say that for a long time but Bossip has been working against me
Be real, hey
@Man and CP
Matthew Knowles and Joe Simpson (although I think that dude is sleaze) both… Joe did what he thought he had to..unfortunately he messed his kids up in the process
The bible I read was not the King James version at all!! It was on some other ish
Hi everybody, what are ya’ll talking about?? i leave for like an hour and there’s about 200 comments..
hey DANA! I haven’t been on here for a minute.. i think my job know’s about me internet surfing, so now they got a girl WORKING!! what’s going’s on MA?
is he really a man looks like a white woman, looks can b deceiving.
@ Man,
“I wonder what we will be saying about Matthew Knowles in about 10-20 years”
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I used to think that bout ole Mat too, but Bey sure did cut his azz lose. Well, Jay probably had a hand in that. Now, he only has to worry about his last lil “problem child” lol! She looks like she needs his guidance though!
Emmanuelle Lewis(Check me out!)
Michael Jackson touched my wee-wee.
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LOL
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oohh you wrong for that!!
It was prolly a breakoff group that still use the name but are apostate..I have read some of their stuff and it is CRAZY like that
@KESHA
“Ok, couple of things…First, dont mean to hate but since i aint gettin none NO MO since well, you know…i’d rather not hear about how wonderful your sex life has been post-Gustav(on a side note though, for real, i feel ya cause the day before that storm we must’ve done it bout 8 times that day…oh, the memories). I wonder when i’ll ever get ***** again. but anyway, yes, so no more stories from you thanks, lol! I’m just jokin, feel free to share, i may as well live vicariously through your sex life for the time being
And you know BR aint got nothing but some damn procrastinators! But the legislature want a pay raise, lol! That shyt was too hilarious! Jindal ***** is on top of shyt though! He aint NOTHING like ole Kathleen Babineaux Blanco, lol! I’m soo glad that broad gave it up. I swear during Katrina if i could’ve i woulda slapped that ***** right back into reality! She completely lost it! You do NOT cry on TV, if she aint made a bad name for women, no one has! I think Hilary Clinton would’ve hired someone to **********inate her if she could. Completely ruined everything that the whole Women lib movement managed to do”
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LOL. I know EXACTLY what you mean. I’m going to try to get a full serving for both of us. That’s the only good thing about going home right now. Yum
I bet you are going to have some toys worn out!! LOL. I wish I was there to help. NOW I REALLY WANT TO SEE YOUR GRAVIE!!
I STILL can’t believe you ended that relationship. I am in shock so I know ol’ boy is thinking what the hell happened. Not trying to make you feel bad, I’m just saying.
I am so impressed with Bobby Jindal. I mean, even when they tried to get him on the “flip flop” for the legislature raises he flipped the script on them fools. He has been staying on Entergy’s ***** (originally giving 2-3 weeks estimates SMH). He really is a breathe of fresh air. If he continues in politics he has my support….. so far. And this is from someone without power. I forgot about Kathleen crying though. LOL. That ***** was ridiculous. Not only for women but for people who were looking for strength from the governor after the storm. SMH.
hey Be
hey Nu
Joe *****ed they *****es up, he treated them like cattle, thats why mikes a social misfit
Hey Hannibal(waving)! Wit you cute self, lol!
MS PHILLY YOUR PICTURE LOOKS LIKE RIHANNA IM NOT A LESBIAN JUST GIVING A SISTA HER PROPS, CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO PUT MY PHOTO ON HERE I HAVE A NICE ONE TO PUT SINCE I COME ON TIME T TIME. THANKS>
“It was prolly a breakoff group that still use the name but are apostate..I have read some of their stuff and it is CRAZY like that”
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I don’t know probably..but whatever it was that sh*t had me scared to come to the door when they rang..i mean I never came to the door for almost a year lol but when my bell rang and they announced who they were my heart would jump .
HELLO KESHA
*KISSES KESHA’S HAND*
MS PHILLY YOUR PICTURE LOOKS LIKE RIHANNA IM NOT A LESBIAN JUST GIVING A SISTA HER PROPS, CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO PUT MY PHOTO ON HERE I HAVE A NICE ONE TO PUT SINCE I COME ON TIME T TIME. THANKS>
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Thanks hunny, Go to http://www.gravatar.com and follow the instructions…then come back and see if you see it.
does everybody think that money honestly f*ckes up your whole frame of mind? i mean look at mike, shyt look at his whole family, i mean for real, WHAT THE F*CK HAPPEND TO HIM? he used to be a cute kid, with a nice voice, and now, his face is litterally falling of the bones, and he walks around in Pj’s and a mask? now selling his drawls on ebay?? WHAT? look at Mariah, now she’s my girl, loves her, but that b*tch is CRAZY… did you see when she just showed up on MTV? this was yrs ago?? .. anywho, just wanted to know if it’s the money that makes your ***** a f*cken weirdo…
Michael Jackson throws the best slumber parties
PS. You don’t have to be a lesbian to compliment a woman….
@Keesha – @ Man,
“I wonder what we will be saying about Matthew Knowles in about 10-20 years”
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I used to think that bout ole Mat too, but Bey sure did cut his azz lose. Well, Jay probably had a hand in that. Now, he only has to worry about his last lil “problem child” lol! She looks like she needs his guidance though
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I agree, I think Jay will put an end to Matthews control.
The Jacksons blame there craziness on their fathers strickness but we all came up with butt-whipings and we did not change our looks and so forth. Personally, I think Diana Ross and Quincy Jones butted in too much had them kids confused.
@hannibal,
dayum, you are a little cutie, last time i was on here for real, you was going at it with people, now you the cute kid on the block!! go head’!!
@Jaxon
You got me looking up plane tickets…
@Cutie Pie
Ok, I think Joe *****ed up some stuff too. BUT, Michael Jackson was the most successful musician ever so he had to have done somethings right too. Not even counting Janet. There are lot of children with talent that never get a chance. **just playing the devils advocate**
Some of that has to fall on Michael though because the rest of the Jackson’s aren’t molesting children and *****.
SORRY I AM WAY OFF TODAY WIPING SLEEP OUT OF MY EYES>
Nue2This…
Yes! I think so…as much as us ordinary people want a lot of money like celebs I don’t think we want nearly as much as they do…all the plastic surgery and paparazzi…now if I could have the money without the fame thats different…but statistic will show that money does not equal happiness…rich folks get divorced, have sexuality issues, kill each other, the whole nine yards!
@ CP
Why in the hell they gotta be up so early knocking on the daggone doors. I know where the Hall is, if I want to go I will carry myself there
Are you from the NY?? Do you see those Black Hebrews on 125th street. Them nucca is CRAZY!!! I seen them purely insult people just because. Why you wearing that mini skirt, you ain’t all that. LOL We be avoiding them nuccas.
HANNI I AM TIRED OF YOU IGNORING ME.
@I’M JUST ME
The black hebrews have a ***** ROLLIN. Them fools need some ***** in they life for real. They must not be getting no *****.
***** is the cure for a lot of ills for men. FOR REAL.
@ Man,
“LOL. I know EXACTLY what you mean. I’m going to try to get a full serving for both of us. That’s the only good thing about going home right now. Yum I bet you are going to have some toys worn out!! LOL. I wish I was there to help. NOW I REALLY WANT TO SEE YOUR GRAVIE!!
I STILL can’t believe you ended that relationship. I am in shock so I know ol’ boy is thinking what the hell happened. Not trying to make you feel bad, I’m just saying.
I am so impressed with Bobby Jindal. I mean, even when they tried to get him on the “flip flop” for the legislature raises he flipped the script on them fools. He has been staying on Entergy’s ***** (originally giving 2-3 weeks estimates SMH). He really is a breathe of fresh air. If he continues in politics he has my support….. so far. And this is from someone without power. I forgot about Kathleen crying though. LOL. That ***** was ridiculous. Not only for women but for people who were looking for strength from the governor after the storm. SMH.”
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I know. We talked for a LONG time last night and i think he GETS it now. Well he aint happy about it, but he at least understands why i did it…i think. You know how you men are, sometimes you say one thing and mean another, lol! He was probably distracted, watching the game so when i asked if he understood, his focus was on the game so he hushed me up, lol! Oh well. We’re good. We’re gonna remain friends. I still havent told him yet that we’ll be the type of friends that dont sleep together though, lol! I think thats when I’ll really see his true side! And you right, i had to pull out the good ole reliable toy last night, lol! Its just not the same though, lol(exhaling)
It will have to do…for now!
I agree, at first i was all anit-jindal but i am very impressed with him now. He truly has handled this thing very well, the best that can be expected actually. He’s calm, *****ertive, demanding but not pushy(like crazy Nagin, lol…on a side note, i think Nagin smokes that kush, lol! Cuz that ***** is crazier than a **********er). You never know what Nagin gon say. Sometimes i have to cover my son’s ears when he comes on the tv, lol! Like i know he’s about to call somebody a ***** or a **********er on live tv! he’s hilarious!
MORNING ALICIA W
@I’M JUST ME
The black hebrews have a ***** ROLLIN. Them fools need some ***** in they life for real. They must not be getting no *****.
***** is the cure for a lot of ills for men. FOR REAL
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OH BOY!! I am so glad you know what I am talking. Standing there in those robes in 90 degree whether adn mad cause errone else is showing skin! It is never that serious. They YELL SO LOUDLY in those mics. I promise you when they are on Lenox and 125 it seems like that is when the walk light takes the lonest to turn. They need something. I think half them cats are jail bird nuccas, they probably really do need the cat.
THANKS MS PHILLY> I JUST SAW A LITTLE DRAMA AND I AM NOT INTO THAT SIMPLY BECAUSE I GIVE COMPLIMENTS TO MEN AND WOMEN AND I SEE NOTHING WRONG IT I ALSO GET THEM FROM BOTH BUT WHEN A FEMALE SAID MY FEET WERE NICE MY FIANCE GAVE ME A CRAZY LOOK>BUT I DONT THINK I WOULD LIKE A MAN TO TELL HIM THAT> ITS CRAZY>
@Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
@Jaxon
You got me looking up plane tickets…
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Between me, your girl, and Kesha your junk just might fall off… LMAO
HEY BE
I see you Momma…How r u today?
@ Nu
*****, same ol same ol, kickin ***** taken name climbin the latter
U see right now Im hatin, chicks wanna be all pretty on Bossip n *****, im bout to take a pic on my cellphone *sniffs*, I wanna be down * doin the Brandy dance*
@ Jaxon and Kesh
What the hell kind of stew y’all cooking up in here?
@ Hannibal,
Awww! (blushing like a school girl…now running back to tell all her friends…he kissed me, he kissed me, he kissed me, lol!)
@ KZZ, NU, DANA, KESH
We gettin ready to smoke
*rolling, sparking 2 L, ciphing, p*****ing one to Kesh and one to NU!!
lol @ just me
yea i’m in bklyn..and they usually station their *****es downtown bk or on flatbush with their soap boxes makin a sister feel unconfortable when I wear my halter tops…i’m not trying to reveal skin but damn it is 96 degrees today brother!! I can’t wear that robe or head piece you got on i’ll p***** out from a heat stroke!
and to get the JW to go away these days I say “I no speaka english”
@ IJM,
“OH BOY!! I am so glad you know what I am talking. Standing there in those robes in 90 degree whether adn mad cause errone else is showing skin! It is never that serious. They YELL SO LOUDLY in those mics. I promise you when they are on Lenox and 125 it seems like that is when the walk light takes the lonest to turn. They need something. I think half them cats are jail bird nuccas, they probably really do need the cat”
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Ma! I have GOT to get to NY! I thought that shyt was made up for the TV! I had no idea this actually happens! I will be one of those dumb tourist though that ends up in the wrong neighborhood and gets robbed, watch,lol!
Mornin Just Sayin
forgot to shout you out earlier
Um….NE1 seen Glok9n?
@Philly
girl i feel you on that.. money is EVIL but you NEED it! i dont know about being “rich”, but I would like to be making comfortable money.. where I”m good, kids good.. nice home and car.. but not to where it would change me… namean? not only that, but if you do get rich, you got folks going out of the woodworks! talking about.. Yeah, i’m your fif’ cousin!! lol f*ck that!! or friends that you ain’t heard from in YEARS, try to befriend your azz again!!
@ IJM…thanks ma! (i needed this shyt this a.m….takin a hit…lookn for KZZ…)
LA LA LA LAlaaaaa
Good Morning Everyone.
@IJM – I’m good, trying to stay dry it is pouring down raining (but my husband is returning from a 7 day/6nights business trip today so I am very excited)
@Hannibal – Hey Sir! Happy Tuesday
@Keesha – I like your new Gravie, you are very pretty.
I have never seen the black Hebrews but around here we have mormons walking around the hood with black suits and white shirts….looking like salesmen.
@NUE2THIS
THANX MA
@I’M JUST ME
HELLO
I’m Just Me-OFFICIALLY PEEPIN THAT THE SEEN GOT THAT MOS DEF SWAG ON LOCK!! BTW: BUFFALO BILLS WON!!! WE STARTING OFF RIGHT!(Check me out!)
@ Jaxon and Kesh
What the hell kind of stew y’all cooking up in here?
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It’s not us..it’s man…he’s offering his “services” left and right
@ Jaxon,
“Between me, your girl, and Kesha your junk just might fall off… LMAO”
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huh bruh! He’d probably like that though!
Ma! I have GOT to get to NY! I thought that shyt was made up for the TV! I had no idea this actually happens! I will be one of those dumb tourist though that ends up in the wrong neighborhood and gets robbed, watch,lol!
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Nah the black Hebrews are real.
I have seen them station at 3rd Avenue and 149th
125th and 8th, Lenox, or St. Nicholas Avenues
And as CP said in Downtown Brooklyn
One is on a crate or a box of some sort screaming into a microphone and the rest of co-signing and then they alternate. They are fully dresssed in thick robes and things on their heads (i wouldnt’ say hats per se) and they are preaching and cursing you out all in one breath.
The hebrew dudes do get *****. They be having 2 and 3 wives living in the same building and shyt. Their headquarters is on Madison btw 124th and 125th. They be there with their wiveseseses and kids.
HEY Z
GOOD MORNING!
@ man
“@Cutie Pie
Ok, I think Joe *****ed up some stuff too. BUT, Michael Jackson was the most successful musician ever so he had to have done somethings right too. Not even counting Janet. There are lot of children with talent that never get a chance. **just playing the devils advocate**
Some of that has to fall on Michael though because the rest of the Jackson’s aren’t molesting children and *****.”
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yea true..definitley he should know right from wrong as far as molesting children go..but his childhood had a lot to do wtih his actions right now. I believe the reason why he did this sh*t to himself was because joe use to make fun of him about his nose and the way he looked…his obviously not happy with himself
@ Z
I ain’t never seen the wives of kiddies. I just seen the men, being tempted by the half dress women in the street and then yelling at you for tempting them.
People pay me to tell them what color panties I’m wearing, so I guess I can relate.
@ BEREAL…Thanks, i love your gravy…i thought about jackin it once upon a time, loL! I know men are a sucka for wet lips, lol!
@ Jaxon, Offering his services like a $2 hooka on the corner, lol!
@Dana
yeah girl, we got some good looking men and some good looking woman up in here.. and i remember when you had your pic up you had stalkers stalking that azz!! hehe, you know we know that you are beautiful!!
@IJM
You ever p***** by one of their meeting spots and you see the 2 or 3 big ***** muslim nuccas standing outside with their big ***** machine guns. I be walking by like “what in the malcolm x?!!??”. What do they be planning in there?
morning Z!!
Hey Z
@ Man
You being a fresh pot in here today?
@ Jaxon
I told you, you were fresh yesterday!! I am telling…OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH Mrs. Teacher Lady,
Jaxon and Man are being fresh with each other
@Z – Good Morning
@IJM – no haven’t seen glok9 not Illuminata (I think Dana Dane put the smack down on Ill 2 weeks ago, or maybe he is a student and went back to school)
@IJM
Yeah the wives be waiting outside to get into their spot. They be in a line. The mean form a line going to the left. the women form a line going to the right. They can’t be together.
lol @ just me
yea i’m in bklyn..and they usually station their *****es downtown bk or on flatbush with their soap boxes makin a sister feel unconfortable when I wear my halter tops…i’m not trying to reveal skin but damn it is 96 degrees today brother!! I can’t wear that robe or head piece you got on i’ll p***** out from a heat stroke!
and to get the JW to go away these days I say “I no speaka english”
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Shyt where I am at they will tell you to hold on and whip out the Spanish version and getting to speaking espanol!
Kesha: (I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD)(Check me out!)
@ Jaxon,
“Between me, your girl, and Kesha your junk just might fall off… LMAO”
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huh bruh! He’d probably like that though!
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Girl you ain’t neva lied…if he had to lose it that’d prob be the way he wanted it to go
Hey Z
KZZ masa’s callin gotta dip out on the cypher
IM FINALLY AT WORK, AND I NEED A BREAK DAMMIT!!(lol)
Beyonce uses the same skin bleaching cream and she doesnt even have Vitiligo like Mike, she just prefers light skin over dark. Folks need to cut MJ some slack. There are soooo many other Black Singers & Actresses that use the lightners. Id actually respect one of em if they came “out” with it instead of pretending “oh that was me with a tan, and now my tan has faded.” Yeah right!
@ IJM,
“Nah the black Hebrews are real.
I have seen them station at 3rd Avenue and 149th
125th and 8th, Lenox, or St. Nicholas Avenues
And as CP said in Downtown Brooklyn
One is on a crate or a box of some sort screaming into a microphone and the rest of co-signing and then they alternate. They are fully dresssed in thick robes and things on their heads (i wouldnt’ say hats per se) and they are preaching and cursing you out all in one breath.
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WOW! I have never seen that shyt before in real life. We dont have them down south? So what are they trying to convert you? Our only pests are the JW! They will come riding in your neighborhood on bikes and shyt, come to your door with their pamphlets and even go so far as trying to get you to invite them inside…cuz you know it be hot as hell outside, lol. And they come back every Sunday like clockwork
@ be real
“IJM – I’m good, trying to stay dry it is pouring down raining (but my husband is returning from a 7 day/6nights business trip today so I am very excited)”
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that return home sex is always the best..my b/f is a computer consultant and he travels A LOT
but when he gets back it be on like popcorn lol
“Shyt where I am at they will tell you to hold on and whip out the Spanish version and getting to speaking espanol!”
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LMAO
@I’m Just Me-OFFICIALLY PEEPIN THAT THE SEEN GOT THAT MOS DEF SWAG ON LOCK!! BTW: BUFFALO BILLS WON!!! WE STARTING OFF RIGHT!(Check me out!)
@ Man
You being a fresh pot in here today?
@ Jaxon
I told you, you were fresh yesterday!! I am telling…OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH Mrs. Teacher Lady,
Jaxon and Man are being fresh with each other
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***Evil eyes*** I can’t wait til recess You gon get it by the swings for telling
@ Dana
You done scared away Ill and Glok?? What is up with that??
GOOD MORNIN’ BE REAL!! HOW’S IT GOING TODAY?
I know I’m such a sex addict. I swear if you saw though you would think I’m the “sweet clean cut” guy to take home to momma.
Looks can be decieving.
they got a good bunch of beautiful women on here though. I JUST THE TYPE I GO FOR. Hope *****ody is putting up fake pics like ol’ girl (we know who I’m talking about)
Kesha: (I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD)(Check me out!)
@ IJM,
“Nah the black Hebrews are real.
I have seen them station at 3rd Avenue and 149th
125th and 8th, Lenox, or St. Nicholas Avenues
And as CP said in Downtown Brooklyn
One is on a crate or a box of some sort screaming into a microphone and the rest of co-signing and then they alternate. They are fully dresssed in thick robes and things on their heads (i wouldnt’ say hats per se) and they are preaching and cursing you out all in one breath.
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WOW! I have never seen that shyt before in real life. We dont have them down south? So what are they trying to convert you? Our only pests are the JW! They will come riding in your neighborhood on bikes and shyt, come to your door with their pamphlets and even go so far as trying to get you to invite them inside…cuz you know it be hot as hell outside, lol. And they come back every Sunday like clockwork
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They try to convert you to become muslim. The white man is the devil. Cover yourself so no man looks at you , marry him, and then go help his other wife cook dinner for him.
Dont *****ody want no underoos
SHOUT OUT 2 DA BOSSIP CLIC:
cutie pie
Man
KZZ
Aunt Viv
Nikki
Pro11
MsJaxon
Dana Dane
I’m Just Me
Hannibal
sxyQ
Kesha
Ms. Philly
Z
Re
2 cute
SMDH
Rozza
Just Sayin
M-Dad
WyzPro
Redd Tony
BE
Slide
Ermy
NU
Good Morning to the ones who are not apart of the Clic…. and if you are apart of the Clic and I just forgot you…. my fault… I got u 2morrow.
@IJM
You ever p***** by one of their meeting spots and you see the 2 or 3 big ***** muslim nuccas standing outside with their big ***** machine guns. I be walking by like “what in the malcolm x?!!??”. What do they be planning in there?
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Now that I have never seen although I have seen a few of the New Black Panther Party memebers like that.
My ex was a part time Muslim (don’t ask). And we went into the Temple the big one I think between Lenox and 7th on like 138th or 140th or something. Anyway they wouldn’t let me in because i had on jean capris and a short sleeved shirt. They said i was showing too much skin. Now he was wearing jean shorts and a t-shirt and that was fine. I wasn’t impressed. I got the IMPRESSIOn (just my impression) that it was more important for appearanced then me learning the religion.
Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
I know I’m such a sex addict. I swear if you saw though you would think I’m the “sweet clean cut” guy to take home to momma.
Looks can be decieving.
they got a good bunch of beautiful women on here though. I JUST THE TYPE I GO FOR. Hope *****ody is putting up fake pics like ol’ girl (we know who I’m talking about)
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See why you have to go there? Why you gotta poke the bear?
My pics are real 100% Speaking of which where are your pics Man? Hmm….
You know who they need to put in jail were the parents of those kids who were willing to prostitute their children in exchange for gifts and money.
Those people KNEW Michael was molesting those children and went along with it for the money and gifts.
What kind of grown ***** man wants to have a slumber party with little boys except for a “freak”!!
Cutie Pie, you done turned into a crack head? U selling your tv for some shortcake? is that code word? Did i miss sumthin?
@I’m Just Me-OFFICIALLY PEEPIN THAT THE SEEN GOT THAT MOS DEF SWAG ON LOCK!! BTW: BUFFALO BILLS WON!!! WE STARTING OFF RIGHT!(Check me out!)
@ Man
You being a fresh pot in here today?
@ Jaxon
I told you, you were fresh yesterday!! I am telling…OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH Mrs. Teacher Lady,
Jaxon and Man are being fresh with each other
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***Evil eyes*** I can’t wait til recess You gon get it by the swings for telling
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NANY NANY BOO BOO YOU CAN’T GET ME
*sticks tongue out and runs*
What up seen? HOw are you this a.m.?
HI VICTORIA!
@ The Seen
You see what I said about you in the siggy?
Wasnt too long ago that Black women pretended that they all of a sudden could all grow waist length bone-straight hair! hahaha You gotta love em. Sisters, take a cue from the likes of Paris and Britney, aint no shame in that game, those white enertainers clip on a weave “whenever” they want the long look. For some reason, Black women feel its a negative stigma for someone to know we are wearing weave. Its just cosmetics ladies! You arent ashamed for anyone to know you wear fake lashes for an important event, or lipstick to compliment your outfit. Stop hating on each other when one of us wears weave or skin bleaching cream or ambi soap! You are a woman and its your perrogative to change up your look, as often as you want.
I know I’m such a sex addict.
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WOW….WORD!!
@THESEEN26
W*****UP HOMIE
WOW! I have never seen that shyt before in real life. We dont have them down south? So what are they trying to convert you? Our only pests are the JW! They will come riding in your neighborhood on bikes and shyt, come to your door with their pamphlets and even go so far as trying to get you to invite them inside…cuz you know it be hot as hell outside, lol. And they come back every Sunday like clockwork
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Ye’ear they are trying to convert you and make you stop tempting them. I see a Black Hebrew cheating in the alley so they need to stop. But that is their goal. People be going to the platform to get their phamlets too.
As for JW
They are like roaches, once you let them in, they never leave!
@SEEN: What’s poppin? You standing in that pic like yeah i’m what’s up yall ain’t heard….LIKE THAT!
@DANA:& IJM: OH yall was sparking without me??????? I know I do disappear though..sowe I’m really busy…..
@NU: Why am I silly? you know it’s true…..
O.k yeah all these pic, KZZ gon have to do something bout dat…….
bossip is blockin me
lol @ z
that strawberry shortcake might as well be crack i’ve been wanting it all morning
hey theseen!!
@DANA DANE
I didn’t ignore you….**scrolling back up**
@MAN I JUST DONT
Hope *****ody is putting up fake pics
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HEY HEY LUV!! I THINK “JUST ABOUT” EVERYONE USES THEIR OWN PHOTO’S. HOPEFULLY ANYWAY. PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE STILL LOOKS THE SAME IN EACH GRAVIE THEY CHANGE TO, YOU KNOW.
They try to convert you to become muslim. The white man is the devil. Cover yourself so no man looks at you , marry him, and then go help his other wife cook dinner for him.
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Pretty much and live in a shack or with another family because the cost of living in NYC is way too expensive for you and your 4 wives and 16 kids to live. I am not against Islam but I thought you had to be able to afford your wife and kids.
YOO, HOW DO I CHANGE MY GRAVIE, I FORGOT
I got my real pic up and always have. When it ain’t me you know. I have also had up Morris Chestnut, Josh Allen and the Buffalo Harbor at Twilight.
@ Z
“They try to convert you to become muslim. The white man is the devil. Cover yourself so no man looks at you , marry him, and then go help his other wife cook dinner for him.”
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Damn! Its like some Malcolm X type shyt! You know my ex used to be on that my woman cant be taller than me and has to be so many years younger than me shyt too…Needless to say, i wasnt tryna hear that!
@ THESEEN
GOOD AFTERNOON!!
HEY Z!!
and some of them look like they got bodies under their robes
@ Hanni
Go back to Gravatar.com and upload a new photo or select one of the ones you have stored. Click confirm, then click on check this gravatar and clear you cache.
See why you have to go there? Why you gotta poke the bear?
My pics are real 100% Speaking of which where are your pics Man? Hmm….
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Ha ha ha. I know most of them are real because they got a few in different poses and *****. Just cautious because you can be anybody on the net…just sayin.
I was thinkin of puttin my pic up but I don’t know.
@HANNIBAL
HEY LUV. YOU HAVE TO GO TO GRAVATAR.COM AND UPLOAD A NEW PHOTO.
@I’M JUST ME & SXYQBLONDIE
AIGHT, THANX
@IJM & theseen26
Thanks for always shouting me out…
Oh yeah, Hello
@theseen26
Yo, I’m curious what does your screename mean? Are you an actor or director or something?
using someone else’s pic… doesn’t that count as identity theft??
@ Man,
“I know I’m such a sex addict. I swear if you saw though you would think I’m the “sweet clean cut” guy to take home to momma.
Looks can be decieving.
they got a good bunch of beautiful women on here though. I JUST THE TYPE I GO FOR. Hope *****ody is putting up fake pics like ol’ girl (we know who I’m talking about)
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See why you have to go there? Why you gotta poke the bear?
My pics are real 100% Speaking of which where are your pics Man? Hmm….”
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Uh huh! I’m waiting too cause he KNOW i’m dying to see if i know him…thats why he dont wanna put it up Jax, lol. he dont wanna get outted! Have me on here tellin people how many hearts he’s broken, what he put those women through and whatnot, lol! You know how the light skinned ones do you, lol! Have you converting to celibacy they ***** with your head and heart so good…Damn you lite brite men, lol!
GOOD MORNING> IM JUST ME,SORRY MY KEYBOARD NEEDS BATTERIES AND I AM ON MY WAY TO PICK THEM UP BEFORE GOING TO WORK, MY FIANCE DOESNT LIKE IT WHEN I COME ON BOSSIP, HE MAY HAVE SWITCHED BATTERIES ON ME ,WELL NICE TO TALK TO YOU ANYWAY>
Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
See why you have to go there? Why you gotta poke the bear?
My pics are real 100% Speaking of which where are your pics Man? Hmm….
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Ha ha ha. I know most of them are real because they got a few in different poses and *****. Just cautious because you can be anybody on the net…just sayin.
I was thinkin of puttin my pic up but I don’t know.
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What you scared of? You got warrants or something? Have you been lying to us? Are you really Mama Bertha from D-Block?
Put it up for a day then take it down…
I was thinkin of puttin my pic up but I don’t know
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Come on if Hanni can do it, you can do it. You are amongst friends and freaks. We just want to know what you look like. LOL!!! For real though.
@ cutiepie,
“using someone else’s pic… doesn’t that count as identity theft??”
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It sure does! But SMDH, thats her real pic yall. I remember her face from LSU. As soon as she put up that last pic of herself, i realized that i had seen her before. I dont forget faces (you hear that Man, i just dont care, lol) Its a big school, but all the black folks hung out together.
Good Afternoon Slide
How are you today???
@I’M JUST ME
WTF? U CALLIN ME UGLY OR SOMETHIN, LMAO
@ Kesha
Uh huh! I’m waiting too cause he KNOW i’m dying to see if i know him…thats why he dont wanna put it up Jax, lol. he dont wanna get outted! Have me on here tellin people how many hearts he’s broken,
what he put those women through and whatnot, lol! You know how the light skinned ones do you, lol! Have you converting to celibacy they ***** with your head and heart so good…Damn you lite brite men, lol!
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Oh so that’s what it is? Yea he prob got a whole bunch of skeletons…
Lite Brites LOVE ‘EM but HATE ‘EM
bossip is truly buggin wit these pop up ads. I am getting so disgusted
Hey theseen!
@theseen – Hey!
I don’t mind putting up my real picture but only for a short while, some people at work also go on bossip so you never know when I may need to be anonymous. My brithdays coming on the 21st so I’ll take a new picture in my birthday suit and put it up.
@cutie Pie – You know it is on like popcorn tonight! I’ll be shutting the house down by 8 pm kids, tvs and all just go to your room and don’t come to mine.
Oh ya’ll must mean the draws that still got Andy’s lil boy pu$$y smell on them. They probably some hello kitty thongs…
Hey SexyQ, Hey Seen, Hey SLide, Hey @ anyone else that didn’t see my goodmorning everyone earlier. Hey.
@ Jax,
“Lite Brites LOVE ‘EM but HATE ‘EM”
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Can’t live with em…can’t stop stalkin them, lol! For real though, the only man whose tires i’ve ever cut was a lite brite, lol! That boy had me on the edge…he would lie tell his azz turned blue in the face! had me thinkin i was crazy…like, i know this *****f*cka is lyin…but is he…maybe he’s tellin the truth, cause you know they got that lyin shyt down pat and sometimes they flip the script on you and make you think YOU the crazy one, lol! After the tire slashing incident…i had to leave ole boy alone. That was my last light skin experience, lol!
@Slide – Hey!
Z….
I Agree…I thought I was the only one because no one else complained but they make noise and everything!
@ be real
I don’t have any kids( gotta do all the crazy ish before they come) so we make sure to do it all over the apartment except for the bedroom lol
Afternoon Slide Slide slippity Slide!
I cannot stand light skin dudes. I love a dark skin muscular man. Whose demeanor is serious. oh my!
@jaxon and Kesha
I am so scared that Kesha will know me LOL. Seriously though I am….
I should be able to see Kesha’s pic tomorrow though. Than I’ll decide.
For the record these are my issues
1. paranoid – I’m ready for the people out to get me though, I feel them watchin
2. sex addict – ain’t tryin to change that
3. extreme confidence – the right amount, not arrogant but no doubts about myself either
WHEN A FEMALE SAID MY FEET WERE NICE MY FIANCE GAVE ME A CRAZY LOOK
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@alicia w
I like your feet they look nice
No bunions, no corns or callouses = no hammertime…
That’s right girl, take care of them little piggies…
By the way, are you feeling better today?
Yesterday it didn’t seem like you were doing too well
@Z and Ms. Philly – In tools there should be a way to enable pop up blocker. This will minimize the pop ups!
Ms. Philly did you take that picture yourself? It is a nice angle, me and my camera phone do not have a good understanding yet.
I couldn’t slash a man’s tires..I cannot destroy a car..what did the car do to me?
@MsJaxon
It’s not a.m. where I am at. But I’m doing good. How are you?
@I’m Just Me
LOL. yeah I like that thanks for the luv. But dont give me to much luv cause I might steal you from Hanni, lol.
@Hannibal
Whats good Playboi!!!
@cutie pie
How are you? I’m diggin that Garvie!! I got a thing for brown women
I’ll take yall over the yellow girls any day!!! Sorry Ms. Jax you still are a cutie though 
@KZZ
Yeah I have confidence in my swag
As a grown ***** man you need that today. Im good how are you sweetie?
Z(Check me out!)
I cannot stand light skin dudes. I love a dark skin muscular man. Whose demeanor is serious. oh my!
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That’s the ***** I was talking about right there.
Just trying to change from “never would *****” to “I would consider *****ing.”
Happy Birthday by the way (better late than never). Wish I would of been there to help you celebrate.
I like light skin and dark skin guys..but too many light skin guys are pretty boys or think they hard and i don’t like either one
@Kesha
“Can’t live with em…can’t stop stalkin them, lol! For real though, the only man whose tires i’ve ever cut was a lite brite, lol! That boy had me on the edge…he would lie tell his azz turned blue in the face! had me thinkin i was crazy…like, i know this *****f*cka is lyin…but is he…maybe he’s tellin the truth, cause you know they got that lyin shyt down pat and sometimes they flip the script on you and make you think YOU the crazy one, lol! After the tire slashing incident…i had to leave ole boy alone. That was my last light skin experience, lol!’
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Ha ha ha. I feel you though cause sometimes I believe my own damn lies. Seriously, I think
“wait, there really was a wreck on the way to work that made me late……..wasn’t there?”
@CUTIE PIE
I’VE CONSIDERED DETROYING A VEHICLE BEFORE. I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO LIE.(LOL)
@BE
My pop up blocker is on. It shows the pops tryna come thru and its like 10 at once. And its says to see this pop up click here. But the shyt make refreshing the page slow ***** hell, while its busy blocking pop ups.
I cannot stand light skin dudes. I love a dark skin muscular man. Whose demeanor is serious. oh my!
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YES MA’AM, YES MA’AM!!! AMEN!!
Now did you make ur way over to the Blair Underwood thread?
That is how hubby looks. Dark, handsome, thick and serious demeanor!!! WHEW LARDY!!
@ theseen
thanx
uh oh watch out now.. brown sugar sisters making a come back
@SEEN: I know that’s right….I already checked the swag……~~wink~~!
Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
Z(Check me out!)
I cannot stand light skin dudes. I love a dark skin muscular man. Whose demeanor is serious. oh my!
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That’s the ***** I was talking about right there.
Just trying to change from “never would *****” to “I would consider *****ing.”
Happy Birthday by the way (better late than never). Wish I would of been there to help you celebrate.
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Are you dark skin? It don’t matter, I could tell u not my type of dude. I like quiet men. My kind of man would not be on Bossip chattin it up with strangers. He would be to busy being mysterious and sexy. lol
@ Hanni
Baby NO…I was just saying you are a guy and you posted it. Never that. You ain’t no where near ugly
@ The Seen
Hanni and I have an open relationship. I know he is dealing with my girl CP and what not and he knows I’s married. So we just get it in where we can.
But know I will always make time for you if you want me to.
Blair is cute but he crazy.
@KESH
THE ONE TIME I DATED A LIGHTSKIN GUY, HE WAS VERY ATTRACTIVE. AND THOUGH I AM A STICKLER FOR A DARKSKINNED MAN, THIS PARTICULAR GUY WAS JUST AS FINE AS HE WANTED TO BE. BUT HE WAS A SLOUCH. AND THOUGHT THE WORLD REVOLVED AROUND HIM. I DONT THINK IT HAD TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT HE WAS LIGHTSKINNED, I JUST THINK WOMEN HAD BLOWN HIS HEAD UP OUTRAGEOUSLY. SO I HAD TO SHOW HIM A THING OR TWO ABOUT ARROGANCE, AND WE FIXED THAT PROBLEM IMMEDIATELY!!! THEN I STOPPED FOOLING WITH HIM, AND NOW HIS FRIENDS LAUGH AT HIM FOR F*&CKING UP ROYALLY!!!
@ KZZ
WTF…I know you ain’t talking to MY Seen like that fall. Fall back and Spark Momma, fall back and spark
@ sxyq
I’ve thought about doing the same myself..i’ve thought about throwing bleach on it, keying “f*ck you” on it, doing a “waiting to exhale” on it…but then I think..what am i going to drive after I cool off?
@Ms. Philly
You got your #1 Spot back with that Gravatar right there = SMH (*in a good way)…
You’re very photogenic and have an eye for pictures… I say that because you had a dope picture that you used when you first came on here – and it was cool because it was just of your eye (*sounds wierd but if you saw it you would think the same because other people started doing it too)…
Has the baby been dancing around in your stomach lately and has your husband gotten over the fact he has another little girl on the way? *Dang all those women in the house = SMH
@ Seen
are you a freak??
WHERE IS M-DADDY WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
@ z
the quiet and mysterious one’s be the one’s that stalk your ***** when yall break up and send you dead flowers
@CUTIE PIE
GIRL, I REMEMBER A SITUATION ONCE WHERE IF I WOULD HAVE HAD A CROWBAR, THERE WOULD BE A 929 RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT THAT WOULD BE WINDOW LESS, AND WITH A 2 TONED NASTY PAINT JOB!! WHEN I WENT HOME AND CALMED DOWN, I REALIZED THAT IT WOULDNT HAVE BEEN A GOOD IDEA!!!LOL
@I’m Just Me
I’m doing fine, thanks for asking…
Hey how’s the little one enjoying the first grade?
Who cried on that first day of school? You, her or both of y’all?
Slide…
Thanks babe!
we call the lil girl Xena Warrior Princess, it seems like she’s always fighting somebody! lol…
My husband is a good man, he frankly could care less…lol…I might give him a boy one day in the future…still thinking about it. Just focusing right now on the things that we CAN do since we got this big ole belly in the way, its getting more and more difficult if you get my drift *wink wink*
lol @ sxyq
taking 3 deep breaths help..I have a spicy temper( i’ve been told its a napoleon complex) and the breathing has really improved life lol
Even though I am light as hell…I am not physically attracted to light skin men. When I see their bodies…they look undercooked to me. Complexion all uneven. Like a piece of chicken that didn’t brown long enough.
@IJM: Hit me on my email……~~wink~~~
@ Man ,
I am so scared that Kesha will know me LOL. Seriously though I am….
I should be able to see Kesha’s pic tomorrow though. Than I’ll decide.
For the record these are my issues
1. paranoid – I’m ready for the people out to get me though, I feel them watchin
2. sex addict – ain’t tryin to change that
3. extreme confidence – the right amount, not arrogant but no doubts about myself either
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I seriously doubt it. I told you before, i dont know many people from BR (3 people actually…my ex best friend who i have a feeling may know you, my ex and this white girl who i know dont know you cuz she went to Parkview)
As far as your (coughs “issues”):
1.) paranoia: there you go again, sounding like my ex. Always thinkn somebody out to get him…with this whole “me against the world” mentality…that boy WAS crazy now that i think about it.
2.) sex addict: that is NOT a problem. I’m going through this stage in my life right now where i’m very sexually active, i’d like to do it at least 4-5 times a day…seriously! So i can relate
3.) extreme confidence: as long as its not conceited, its sexy to me. Like, i dont like a man that thinks he’s better lookin than me…oh hell no! I’m the prize in this relationship, lol! Please believe! But you’re cute too, lol!…thats my mentality!
@Z: Even though I am light as hell…I am not physically attracted to light skin men. When I see their bodies…they look undercooked to me. Complexion all uneven. Like a piece of chicken that didn’t brown long enough.
Girl I am feeling that 1000%…couldn’t have said it no better……
@ Man
I feel that paranoid…but like I said one day then take it down
@Cutie Pie, yea I can’t do the car thing either. It does seem like the lite Brite’s are the super pretty boys. I am branching out though some smooth brown skin can be mighty delicious. Light or Dark the lips are A #1
@SxyQ – i did use a crowbar on my husbands car (we were not married then) it was dark and late he never knew I did it till weeks later
@Man – I like caramel men, my husband is caramel not that it was a requirement but I like the lighter skinned men. My only requirement is over 6 feet tall, hate short men!
@ Z…
“Even though I am light as hell…I am not physically attracted to light skin men. When I see their bodies…they look undercooked to me. Complexion all uneven. Like a piece of chicken that didn’t brown long enough”
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DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO! THAT WAS SOOOOOO FUNNY CAUSE I’M PICTURING THAT RIGHT NOW, LOL! But not all light skin men are like this, some, but not all!
@ ms. philly
if you want a boy there are certain things you can do…determination factor of the sex of a child is from penetration..if its a shallow penetration a girl will be conceived if its a more deeper penetration ie. doggy a boy can be conceived
they also have a chinese chart that shows the different parts of the year when boys are conceived more than girls and vice versa..its called the chinese birth gender chart..it depends on the time of year and your age..I have family members that have used it and it really works!
As I understand it, a bunch of deep south darkskin ho’s are pooling their money to buy that tube of skin bleaching cream so they can get treated better, so that those real “indian” hair weaves might look more natural, because liteskin b*tches are prettier and because they heard the cream taste like vanilla icing!
Love 6am
lol…Dag light skin dudes gets no luv huh ladies..
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I think I am addicted to Junior’s strawberry shortcake!!! I’m willing to sell my tv for just a slice :p(Check me out!)
@ z
the quiet and mysterious one’s be the one’s that stalk your ***** when yall break up and send you dead flowers
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You know what. You damn right about that. My last boyfriend was reallly quiet. He used to pop up everywhere, be outside my job watching me. Crazy shyt. WHen i would curse him out, he would call himself the black houdini. But I like quiet men with serious demeanors. I am a quiet person and can’t stand when anyone especially a man yap my ear the hell off. Oh yeah and I cannot whatsoever stand an emotional man. that is the biggest turn off of all time. Never to be redeemed. ever.
@Z
Are you dark skin? It don’t matter, I could tell u not my type of dude. I like quiet men. My kind of man would not be on Bossip chattin it up with strangers. He would be to busy being mysterious and sexy. lol
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I think I understand where you coming from.
What did you do over the weekend?
O, and what do you have against lite brites?
U know you are something for that.
Lol, “being mysterious and sexy”
Dark skin *****s livin big…. right now
Do you think ANY light skin dudes look good?
Or is all dark brothers
U know all I need is a little time
(p.s. the first letter of every sentence makes a sentence for you)
@Kesha
Hey Pretty lady. I see you bleed that BLK&GLD!! They did alright…. lol
@Slide
That screen name is my real name written in English. So my real name is “theseen” just in another language. And I’m 26 yrs young
@BE
Wasup Homegirl!!
@CUTIE PIE
LMAO..OH NO. THEY HAVENT HIT YOU WITH THE NAPOLEON COMPLEX THEORY TOO HAVE THEY? I FEEL YOU. THATS WHAT BEEN SAID TO ME FOR OVER THE LAST DECADE. PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE, BUT IT HASNT PAID ME A VISIT IN A WHILE! I DONT LIKE TO GET ANGRY WITH PEOPLE, BECAUSE WHEN I DO, THEY HAVE NO IDEA, SO I TRY TO REFRAIN FROM GOING THERE. ESPECIALLY IF I DONT THINK THEY ARE WORTH IT.
@MsPhilly
Also, the timing in which you have sex is also a factor. “Male” sperm is faster and does not live as long so having sex After ovulation increases chances of a boy
@cutiepie,
The car didnt do me anything, HE DID! I couldnt whip his azz, even though i wanted to! So, i did the next best thing…the truck! He loved that TRUCK! so i knew it would hurt! All 4, it cost him over $1200 to relace those mugs! I’m not proud of it, but he deserved it!
I am not physically attracted to light skin men. When I see their bodies…they look undercooked to me
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DEAD!!!
I was wondering how come Michael’s nipples were pink in that you are not alone video.
Just focusing right now on the things that we CAN do since we got this big ole belly in the way, its getting more and more difficult if you get my drift *wink wink*
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@Ms. Philly
You naughty girl = SMH…
Have you guys come up with a name yet?
You don’t have to tell us what it is (*that’s your business) – but how did you come up with the name = book, grandma’s name, favorite car, favorite actress?
Would you consider giving your child a name like one of the following = Blanket (Michael Jackson) or Apple (*white girl actress forgot her name) or Nahla (Halle)?
6am…oh how i’ve missed your witty comments! come back to me! I mean…Bossip!
Hello 6am. You coming in here starting your nonsense? How have you been? I missed you a lil bit.
for me I don’t ask for much..
I need a nice smile, nice hands, a sexy walk, 5′11 and taller no taller than 6′2 though I’m small that just looks bad..good breath, keep the fade looking good, I hate braids on men, nice feet(a must), nice eyes, and a freak in the bedroom. I don’t need 4 hours either an hour and a half with a break will do..oh yea and most importantly a car, apt, and job..momma always said don’t ask a man to have things you don’t have I have all three and I expect a man to have the same…
see..I don’t ask for much lol
@Be real
Tall but not lanky! I need muscle and meat..nothing being wrapped in those arms
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I think I am addicted to Junior’s strawberry shortcake!!! I’m willing to sell my tv for just a slice :p(Check me out!)
@ ms. philly
if you want a boy there are certain things you can do…determination factor of the sex of a child is from penetration..if its a shallow penetration a girl will be conceived if its a more deeper penetration ie. doggy a boy can be conceived
they also have a chinese chart that shows the different parts of the year when boys are conceived more than girls and vice versa..its called the chinese birth gender chart..it depends on the time of year and your age..I have family members that have used it and it really works!
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HA HA HA. I’ve also heard about that. (I want all girls)
The man determines the sex of the child and that whether we wear boxer or briefs also has an effect.
@ theseen,
“Hey Pretty lady. I see you bleed that BLK&GLD!! They did alright…. lol”
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Alright…oh come on now…you can do better than that! You know Reggie whopped azz! Deuce aint even played otherwise that score wouldve been much higher! You cant stop the Deuce! But thats ok, he’ll get em next game
Slide,
Nahla sounds like she got that ish from the Lion King…
I like Billie (name her after MY dad) and then Michelle, after Michelle Obama…
But we haven’t officially picked that name yet…
Damn! Is Mike really lettin’ them sell his dirty drawers? Ok yeah he’s crazy!
Good afternoon everyone!
HA HA HA. I’ve also heard about that. (I want all girls)
The man determines the sex of the child and that whether we wear boxer or briefs also has an effect.
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LOL! Seriously? Are boxers for girls and briefs for boys?
Im Baaaaaack
Ok i got tired of backtracking so im going to need a quick recap but from what I did read….
@ IJM
ILL has decided he wants to continue to educate that ignorant ***** so he back in school n doing well, as for glok, idk, maybe they were one in the same,lol
@ NU
Thx , thats y u my boo
@ Kzz
P***** dat, u stay holding it, heavenstumurgatroy!!!
@ Man
If ur reading this since u like to ignore me, Put ur pic up!!!
@ Seen
Hey, hey, wait, I think its been a while since ive flirted with u *takes a sip from the pimp cup, clears throat* eh hem, heeey boo, how U doin?
@Cutie Pie
Our lists are practically identical except over 6′2 is okay by me! And since I dont have a job now I guess he does not have to have one either. We can be bums in his momma’s basement together
@ man
yes. definitely the man determines the sex but there are also other factors involved
Cutie Pie & Ms. Jaxon…
I never heard of such things…I quite frankly didn’t care what I was having of course we were hoping for a boy so we could be done, ah well looks like we’ll have to try again!
@ Ms Philly,
Yup, that chinese birth chart…i’ve seen it and it was accurate for me. If i decide to have another, i will DEF be using that to get my lil girl! Cause i dont want ANYMORE BOYS with their bad, active, like to climb trees and jump off things azzes, lol! I want a lil lady…IF i decide to have one last one, lol!
@BE REAL
GIRL..ROFL..I’VE SEEN WOMEN DO A 1,2 ON A CAR!! THEN THEY GIVE YOU ALL KINDS OF TIPS ON HOW TO DESTROY ONE. I HAVE A FRIEND THAT SWORE ON *****ULOUS CLOUDS THAT TACO BELL’S TACO SAUCE CAUSES THE PAINT TO ERODE OFF OF A CAR. HAVENT TRIED IT YET, BUT THAT’S THE STORY!! LOL. ANYHOW, I KNEW THAT IF I HAD OF JACKED UP HOMEBOY’S CAR, HE WOULDNT HAVE CALLED THE COPS. BUT THE POLICE WOULD HAVE PROBABLY COME DOWN THE STREET AND THROWN ME RIGHT INTO THEIR LIL BACKSEAT WITH MY LUCK!!(LMAO)
@ jaxon
“Our lists are practically identical except over 6′2 is okay by me! And since I dont have a job now I guess he does not have to have one either. We can be bums in his momma’s basement together”
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lol you crazy..and thats just outside appearnce..my personality list is long maybe i’ll get to that after lunch
6:am lol dont make me snap a dirty neck in here.
@Z
Are you dark skin? It don’t matter, I could tell u not my type of dude. I like quiet men. My kind of man would not be on Bossip chattin it up with strangers. He would be to busy being mysterious and sexy. lol
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I think I understand where you coming from.
What did you do over the weekend?
O, and what do you have against lite brites?
U know you are something for that.
Lol, “being mysterious and sexy”
Dark skin *****s livin big…. right now
Do you think ANY light skin dudes look good?
Or is all dark brothers
U know all I need is a little time
(p.s. the first letter of every sentence makes a sentence for you)
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@Everyone
Where the hell did ya’ll find Man and why did ya’ll let him come out to play. He is not acting right!
@ Man
Nah, I don’t really talk to light skin dudes at all. By the way everyone may have a personal definition of what light skin is. In my eyes, anyone darker than me is dark in dark in my eyes. of course there are different variations. When you are Kimore LEe’s MAn complexion, you are black. Therefore if your are almost as light at me, or as light as me….OR LIGHTER THAN ME…..YEAH, yuck…you gets no play. I honestly cannot think of one lightskin dude I would boink. Not one.
@2CUTE
GOOD AFTERNOON MISSY!! DID YOU WATCH THE PLAYERS CLUB LAST NIGHT?
I HEARD THAT TOO MUCH DIARY PRODUCTS (FOR THE MALE) CAN HELP PRODUCE A GIRL, MORE RED MEAT PRODUCTS FOR A BOY!
@CUTIE PIE
“@ man
yes. definitely the man determines the sex but there are also other factors involved”
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Other factors like what? The “boy” sperm are the sports cars and “girl” sperm are the pick up trucks. One is built for speed and the other for longevity. The rougher it gets the more “boy” sperm dies. That’s why the deeper the penetration more boys are conceived. It’s a “short race.” The longer the “race” the more girls.
DAXN, MAN IS SENDING OUT MORSE CODE AND SHYT IN SENTENCES
WHAT UP 2 CUTE
@ SEEN
YOU DIDN’T ANSWER MY QUESTION
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I think I am addicted to Junior’s strawberry shortcake!!! I’m willing to sell my tv for just a slice :p(Check me out!)
for me I don’t ask for much..
I need a nice smile, nice hands, a sexy walk, 5′11 and taller no taller than 6′2 though I’m small that just looks bad..good breath, keep the fade looking good, I hate braids on men, nice feet(a must), nice eyes, and a freak in the bedroom. I don’t need 4 hours either an hour and a half with a break will do..oh yea and most importantly a car, apt, and job..momma always said don’t ask a man to have things you don’t have I have all three and I expect a man to have the same…
see..I don’t ask for much lol
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I feel you on all of what you said. I must add on one more thing. He must absolutely have a nice smile. My friends say I am so weird bc when I meet a guy, the first thing i look at is their teeth. I have to. Its mandated. I have a million watt smile, I need my man to have a healthy one too.
@Z
“@Everyone
Where the hell did ya’ll find Man and why did ya’ll let him come out to play. He is not acting right!
@ Man
Nah, I don’t really talk to light skin dudes at all. By the way everyone may have a personal definition of what light skin is. In my eyes, anyone darker than me is dark in dark in my eyes. of course there are different variations. When you are Kimore LEe’s MAn complexion, you are black. Therefore if your are almost as light at me, or as light as me….OR LIGHTER THAN ME…..YEAH, yuck…you gets no play. I honestly cannot think of one lightskin dude I would boink. Not one.”
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I can understand that. Nothing worse than an overbearing ***** that can understand no.
Z’s bright skin men= Man’s fat chicks
So I understand. Well, you could be cool with them though right?
@CP
Breaking down the physical is easy. I prob could not even put personality words. I’d just have to experience it
I HEARD THAT TOO MUCH DIARY PRODUCTS (FOR THE MALE) CAN HELP PRODUCE A GIRL, MORE RED MEAT PRODUCTS FOR A BOY!
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Maybe thats what it was! That whole milk drinking negro gave me two girls!!
@ Man
yeah I have lots of light skin male friends. We light skin *****s got to stick together. We are forming a coalition. They jsut can’t father my child. Is that racist? lol
@DANA DANE
“@ Man
If ur reading this since u like to ignore me, Put ur pic up!!! ”
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…we’ll see…
If you recall I did ask for some pics of you too you know.
I can understand that. Nothing worse than an overbearing ***** that can understand no.
@Man
Z’s bright skin men= Man’s fat chicks
So I understand. Well, you could be cool with them though right?
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The only difference is men would still boink the fat chicks (according to you) but Z would not let a lite brite near her..not even w/ a 10 inch pole…PUN INTENDED
LOL@Z
MY SISTER IS LIGHTSKINNED, AND SHE CANT STAND LIGHTSKINNED MEN. I THINK IT HAS ALOT TO DO WITH MY INFLUENCE ON HER, BEING THAT I LOVE A CHOCOLATE MAN. AND I’M THE OLDEST, SO SHE FELL RIGHT IN LINE.
MsJaxon (lookin…but never staring)(Check me out!)
@Be real
Tall but not lanky! I need muscle and meat..nothing being wrapped in those arms
Really though, I ALWAYS TURN SKINNY MEN OUT, plus im a thick girl i love my men meaty
@ Lauren and MAn
I read in a fertility book that a woman could only get preggers with a boy on the last day of ovulation. So if your are *****ing alot, more than likely, you will have a girl. *raising eyebrow at Lauren* Also, smoking weed damages the sperm and make you most likely to produce females.
@ Man,
“Ha ha ha. I feel you though cause sometimes I believe my own damn lies. Seriously, I think
“wait, there really was a wreck on the way to work that made me late……..wasn’t there?”
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See, thats what i mean!
@Z(Check me out!)
“@ Man
yeah I have lots of light skin male friends. We light skin *****s got to stick together. We are forming a coalition. They jsut can’t father my child. Is that racist? lol”
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Yeah I feel you. Hate that *****… but I do feel you.
Tell you what. I’m going to hope with you that
**Mr. Ebony Black Mandingo Choclate Warrior**
breaks all the veterbrate in that back making that baby with you.
Sound good? (damn wish I could help you with that cause you fine FOR REAL)
“YKK ON YOUR ZIPPER”(sxyQblondie needs a vacation)(Check me out!)
@2CUTE
GOOD AFTERNOON MISSY!! DID YOU WATCH THE PLAYERS CLUB LAST NIGHT
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Yes girl! We finally got the projector fixed! I was watching Tyler Perry movies all weekend! Jamie is fool! Dolla Bill made that move! (RIP BMac) I hadn’t seen it in so long, I forgot how halarious that ***** is!
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On a different note, I did slash the tires of my ex ex ex ex boyfriends new green bmw! I went by his apartment on the way to my then job, and he was kissing some chick on the balcony…I was *****ed, that bi*tch had spent the night! The only downside was I cut the ***** out of my hand and had to get some stitches!
Dana Dane ( I’m A Freak And I Don’t Care Just Don’t Get None In My Hair)(Check me out!)
MsJaxon (lookin…but never staring)(Check me out!)
@Be real
Tall but not lanky! I need muscle and meat..nothing being wrapped in those arms
Really though, I ALWAYS TURN SKINNY MEN OUT, plus im a thick girl i love my men meaty
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YES!!! Skinny men don’t have that weight behidn them that needed to do one stroke and have your bed across the room. I need a beefy muscular dude. very important as well.
@Z
So if your are *****ing alot, more than likely, you will have a girl. *raising eyebrow at Lauren* Also, smoking weed damages the sperm and make you most likely to produce females.
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LMAO! I’ve been caught…guilty of ALL charges! U just made me crack up Z!!
i did use a crowbar on my husbands car (we were not married then) it was dark and late he never knew I did it till weeks later
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@BeReal
F… it, I’ma ask – What happened and you did that? He’s a good man and you know that… There was no reason for you to do that – why didn’t you just curse him out because of what he did? SMH
And what did he tell the police & insurance company? And where is the crowbar in the river somewhere?
Oh yeah, Good Afternoon
and Do your lips look like those in your gravatar – I know your married just curious?
@ Man
Thanks for the compliment.
@Jaxon
“The only difference is men would still boink the fat chicks (according to you) but Z would not let a lite brite near her..not even w/ a 10 inch pole…PUN INTENDED”
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Z’s bright skin=Man, I Just fat chicks
yeah, I would still stick and jab on them. Couldn’t be my ol lady or nothing though. Just ***** buddies. It’s a fine line between “thick” and “obese.”
@ Man
I told u my pic was still up, , dont try n flip the subject which is U by the way
@ Z
yeah i dislike yellow ***** too, it just..aint.. not..quite riiight, somethins off
@ Man
r u light skinned?
@ Lauren
I thought u was so innocent. I don’t know what to say.
@Dana
A naked skinny man looking all hungry and whatnot no thanks but it seems that if I want the height then I gotta take the skinny with it
@ Z
It is really up to what sperm gets inside that egg first. I really don’t necessarily believe in all that extra. On the last day of ovulation…please. If that X sperm hits the egg it is a girl, if the Y then it is a boy.
BTW: DID YOU HEAR THIS??
I heard froma Jamaican woman that how you treat women will determine. For example my ex is a batterer (to women…punk azz bastid), and he only produces girls. He will ne’er have a boy because he don’t treat woman right.
@2CUTE
NOOOO, NOT THE BEEMA!!!LMAO. NEGROES BE RET’ TA CRY WHEN THEY SEE THAT WHIP LAYING ON FLATS. LMAO. MY BEST FRIEND TOOK IT TO A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL, AND DEMOLISHED HER BOYFRIENDS PLAYSTATION. YOU COULD HEAR THAT FOOLS CRY OF ANGUISH ALL THE WAY ACROSS TOWN!!! LMAO
z, lol at u r comment on undercooked i like my women like my coffee strong n black.
@Ms. Jaxson – Amen to the not lanky, I love an athletic build, muscles not too overbearing.
@Sxy Q – Girl! my husband was mad as hell! He thought someone else did it who had a beef with him so I had to tell him. I was so mad I broke that window with one hit…my girlfriend drove the get away car.
@the seen – is it still raining in NYC is slowing down here.
After it is all said and done looks play a small part in the evolution of a relationship. My husband is still fine but it is not what I love about him now, maybe when I was 19 when we met. Now I love his security, being a good father, his energy and just letting me cry or be crazy because I am one moody BI***!
@Dana Dane
“r u light skinned?”
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Think “Jason Kidd.”
LOL No I’m exaggerating. Maybe “Grant Hill-ish.”
I LIKE DARK BUTTS
**Mr. Ebony Black Mandingo Choclate Warrior**
breaks all the veterbrate in that back making that baby with you.
Sound good?
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Actually to me…that does sound good.
@ 2 cute
Man all the vehicle abuse is hurting my heart. I’ll never forget this dude’s wife came up to the job rammed the mess outta his car then bust windows and everything..He was not even fazed like it happened all the time
I thought u was so innocent. I don’t know what to say.
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@ Z…
I’m young, very young, probably the youngest out of everyone in here…so I’ve been there done that and bought that T-Shirt…lol
@ Lauren
I thought u was so innocent. I don’t know what to say.
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I concur. Ms. Philly is phooling people.
Ya’ll got be thinking about Barbershop 1 when that lady smashed the hell outta that man’s new Camry! lol! She was like this ain’t Marcus car?? lmao!
O.k I’ve been in and outta here 2day…just peeping in yall are crazy…….
@Slide – I think these lips are a little fuller than mine but with the right lipstick I can get them like that. This picture most definantly expresses by sexuality….sensual, wet and ready!
I did that to my husband because he was messing with another chick and I saw his car at her house 2 days before and neither of them came outside so that I could WHIP SOME *****! So I got his car because I know he loved that car!
I have had my tires cut twice on my truck. That ***** is expensive.
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LADIES STOP *****ING WITH OUR CARS AND *****
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@ BEREAL,
(sighing…)a husband, one day i’ll get there, lol! My sis told me last night she wonders if i will ever get married. I wonder too, lol! I’m sooo picky. I cant be with a man that will let me get away with any and everything, otherwise i would walk all over him. I need a firm, dont take no *****, but knows not to f*ck with me either, type man. I need to have a little bit of fear(not really fear, but know that he can and will probably go off for the wrong reasons) in him. LOL, crazy?
@ EVERYBODY…….
WHAT’S UP EVERYBODY!?!?!?!?!
FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!!!!! LIFE HAS MEANING ONCE AGAIN!
GO STEELERS! GO SOONERS!! GO YELLOW JACKETS!! GO DRAGONS!!!
OFFICIALLY PEEPIN THAT THE SEEN GOT THAT MOS DEF SWAG ON LOCK!! BTW: BUFFALO BILLS WON!!! WE STARTING OFF RIGHT!(Check me out!)
@ Z
It is really up to what sperm gets inside that egg first. I really don’t necessarily believe in all that extra. On the last day of ovulation…please. If that X sperm hits the egg it is a girl, if the Y then it is a boy.
BTW: DID YOU HEAR THIS??
I heard froma Jamaican woman that how you treat women will determine. For example my ex is a batterer (to women…punk azz bastid), and he only produces girls. He will ne’er have a boy because he don’t treat woman right.
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yes, I heard men who mistreat women ends up having only female children. BUt ummmm you believe that over bodily functions that affects the sex as well as genetics? Producing a male child is hard, which is why women outnumber men by such a large margin in he world. There are things that affect it. How close you keep your ***** to your body. Tighty whities are a no-no. What you eat, smoke, and drink affects your body as well. ITs really not so much on the womans part to determine the sex bc she is just the host. THe only thing she has is that women on average ovulate for 3 days when they do ovulate. The first two days if a child is conceived she will more than likely have a girl. I don’t know why, it just it. If you get her on that right day…she willbe able to conceive a boy. Maybe the first two days sumthin in her body blocks the Y chromosome. I don’t know. The only reason i know this shyt is cuz I was told i was barron when i was younger and took to educating myself on the topic and read book after book on fertility. Don’t worry the problem is corrected…now I am fertile Myrtle. But there is more than just genetics that go into producing a boy.
Ms. Philly(Check me out!)
Ya’ll got be thinking about Barbershop 1 when that lady smashed the hell outta that man’s new Camry! lol! She was like this ain’t Marcus car?? lmao!
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Yeah that was priceless!!!!!LOL!
@sxyQ
Girl I wouldn’t have touched the playstation! You about to be a statistic f*uckin’ with a niccas video games -n- *****! Your friend is lucky to be alive today! Hallelujerrrrr!!!
THE COWBOYS ARE GONNA WIN THE SUPER BOWL, HANDS DOWN
@ Man,
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LADIES STOP *****ING WITH OUR CARS AND *****
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Duh, thats why we do it! We want you to come up out the pocket, lol!
To all the women that think that mess is cute, messing up a Man’s car…that is not cute at all…That’s terrible really and think about it would any of us want it done to us?? NO!
@Man, I just don’t care
Please repeat one more again about not messing with our cars…
I don’t think they heard you…
@MAN
WHAT YOU DO TO MAKE SHORTY CUT YOUR TIRES?
@BE REAL
THE NIGHT I WAS GOING TO BUST UP HOMEBOYS CAR, IT WAS GOING TO BE HIS AND THE SLORE HE WAS MESSING WITH. BUT I DIDNT HAVE A HEAVY ENOUGH OBJECT, AND MY GIRL DRIVES A BIG WHITE LINCOLN TOWN CAR (SUSPECT ALREADY BECAUSE WHENEVER WE’RE IN IT, THE POLICE THINK THAT IT’S A MANS CAR AND IMMEDITATELY BEGIN TO FOLLOW) SHE WAS TRYING TO TALK SOME SENSE INTO ME, I WAS RET’ TO GO TO JAIL THAT NIGHT DAMMIT!!
@ Anonymous the male
(Winking)…… How you doing?
EFF ALL THAT F*CKING WITH CARS AND SHYT. SUCCESS IS THE BEST REVENGE. I AM LIVING IT NOW AND I TELL YOU IT IS SO SWEET!!! HE ALWAYS TELLS HIS PEOPLE, SHE IS THE ONE I LET GET AWAY…NAH NUCCA, I WALKED AWAY, TIRED OF YOUR LAME AZZ SHYT!
@DA TRUTH HURTZ
HEY THERE YOU!! HOW WAS THE WEEKEND?(WINK WINK )
@Z
“yes, I heard men who mistreat women ends up having only female children. BUt ummmm you believe that over bodily functions that affects the sex as well as genetics? Producing a male child is hard, which is why women outnumber men by such a large margin in he world. There are things that affect it. How close you keep your ***** to your body. Tighty whities are a no-no. What you eat, smoke, and drink affects your body as well. ITs really not so much on the womans part to determine the sex bc she is just the host. THe only thing she has is that women on average ovulate for 3 days when they do ovulate. The first two days if a child is conceived she will more than likely have a girl. I don’t know why, it just it. If you get her on that right day…she willbe able to conceive a boy. Maybe the first two days sumthin in her body blocks the Y chromosome. I don’t know. The only reason i know this shyt is cuz I was told i was barron when i was younger and took to educating myself on the topic and read book after book on fertility. Don’t worry the problem is corrected…now I am fertile Myrtle. But there is more than just genetics that go into producing a boy.”
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Women don’t out number men due to birth rates…. it’s because of life expectancy.
Birth rates are close to 50/50 throughout the world. More men die at much younger ages through violence or more risk taking.
@DA TRUFF HURTZ…
GO EAGLES!!! EFF PITTSBURGH!!
LOL!
DA TRUFF HURTZ!!! ( The Truth also Helps, Heals, & Hopes…)(Check me out!)
@ EVERYBODY…….
WHAT’S UP EVERYBODY!?!?!?!?!
FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!!!!! LIFE HAS MEANING ONCE AGAIN!
GO STEELERS! GO SOONERS!! GO YELLOW JACKETS!! GO DRAGONS!!!
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DaTruff, I hate football season, I already can’t get my mans attention all the time! Now he’s just lost! He went to the Falcon’s first game over the weekend with some buddies, and I was soooo bored! Damn season tickets!!!
@KZZ
Please repeat one more again about not messing with our cars…
I don’t think they heard you either…
*That’s why I like you
Come here and give me hug X0X0
You got some sense and aren’t vengeful…
@ Jax
Not all the time, i like them tall to, U have to go for the pro or semi-pro athlete’s, or the men that played college ball,this way u get the weight n height
@ Man
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*dropping to my knee* There goes my chocolate fantasy *weeping*, ok, ok, no worries, this is fine, this is good, i can make an exception, we’ll be ok, curses
WOMEN ARE CRAZY!!! PLAIN & SIMPLE…
WHETHER IT’S WANTING LIGHT SKIN vs. DARK SKIN
OR *****IN UP SOME DUDES CAR, CLOTHES, OR HOUSE.
OR WANTING A DUDE THAT MAY “GO OFF” AS COMPARED TO A NICE GUY…
CHICKS ARE INSANE!!!!!!!
@ Z
No, No i know that men are the detemining factor. And i know that how you treat your body effects it all. I didn’t believe the Jamaican women, it happens to be true but I think as you said it is about what you do to your body.
Did you ever watch Ricky Lake back in the day? I remember when she used to have men leaving the marriage walking away, cursing their wives out, abusing them because they wanted boy children and they would only have girls. They were blaming the women instead of themselves. It was horrific and funny all in one breath.
@ Kzz,
Oh, i dont think its cute. But rage takes over sometimes, and rather than do bodily harm, i’d rather take it out on the property. This was a long time ago though, i dont do that anymore. Not saying that i will NEVER do it again, but i highly doubt it.
I have never done anything to hurt a man. Even when they cheated on me. I feel like I am too cool for that. I just leave em and move on to the next dude. *shrugging shoulders*
Turns out that hurts them more than anything. When it seems like you don’t care. hahaha men are so dumb.
@2CUTE
Girl I wouldn’t have touched the playstation! You about to be a statistic f*uckin’ with a niccas video games -n- *****! Your friend is lucky to be alive today! Hallelujerrrrr!!!
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GIRL ROFL I ALMOST FELL OUT OF THE CHAIR!! WHEN SHE TOLD ME WHAT SHE DID TO THAT RETARDS PLAYSTATION, I SCREAMED IN LAUGHTER. I’M LIKE “GIRL HE GONE TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF OF YOUR SHOULDERS!!” SHE SAID HE GOT SO *****ED WHEN HE GOT HOME AND SAW THAT PLAYSTATION WITH THE HAMMER INTENTIONALLY LEFT ON TOP OF IT, THAT HE SCREAMED IN PAIN. THEN THE FOOL GRABBED UP THE SCISSORS TO CUT THE TV WIRES IN AN ATTEMPT TO SPITE HER. EXCEPT THE ***** FORGOT (IN HIS PS2 RAGE) THAT THE T.V WAS STILL PLUGGED UP!! LET’S JUST SAY, HE WONT BE DOING THAT AGAIN…ROFL…TEARS IN MY EYES. THAT ONE STILL MAKES ME LAUGH. ELECTROCUTION CITY..HAAAAAA
EFF ALL THAT F*CKING WITH CARS AND SHYT. SUCCESS IS THE BEST REVENGE. I AM LIVING IT NOW AND I TELL YOU IT IS SO SWEET!!! HE ALWAYS TELLS HIS PEOPLE, SHE IS THE ONE I LET GET AWAY…NAH NUCCA, I WALKED AWAY, TIRED OF YOUR LAME AZZ SHYT!
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@I’m Just Me
That’s right…
No slashing, no bashing, no damage to his good clothes (*she knew that was my favorite shirt, why she do that?) or car…
Tell girl, leave his sh#t ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Da Truff,
I hardly want to speak to you with that steelers mess! GO BROWNS!!!
Cosign KZZ 1000%
YKK ON YOUR ZIPPER”(sxyQblondie needs a vacation)(Check me out!)
@MAN
WHAT YOU DO TO MAKE SHORTY CUT YOUR TIRES?
Same question!
@ Hannibal
NOT…
@IJM
NO but men are ignorant that way. They think bc you birth the child anything thats not to their liking is your fault. whateva
I’ve never *****ed up a man’s car and I agree with IJM success IS the best revenge!!! And don’t let them see you sweat, thats what they love! Let them know you ARE happy just because you are NOT with them even if you have only 2 cents in your pocket and been on a drought for 8 months!
@ da truff,
Crazy? Are you throwing that shyt for me? Cause i’m far from crazy! Women have preferences, just like men…we’re no different. Certain things we WANT in a man. Its life, take it or leave it. You can whine and ***** and complain out it, but it will never change.
HEADED ON BREAK…
@KZZ – I was young then, if I thought he was cheating now I am not sure what I would do but it would be more psychological then phsyical.
@Keesha – I think choosing a husband/wife is major, you have to be careful – *****ody is more crazy than I am so there is hope. I am the least crazy on Bossip, it is kind of a stress reliever from all the work bull crap!
I’m Just Me-OFFICIALLY PEEPIN THAT THE SEEN GOT THAT MOS DEF SWAG ON LOCK!! BTW: BUFFALO BILLS WON!!! WE STARTING OFF RIGHT!(Check me out!)
EFF ALL THAT F*CKING WITH CARS AND SHYT. SUCCESS IS THE BEST REVENGE. I AM LIVING IT NOW AND I TELL YOU IT IS SO SWEET!!! HE ALWAYS TELLS HIS PEOPLE, SHE IS THE ONE I LET GET AWAY…NAH NUCCA, I WALKED AWAY, TIRED OF YOUR LAME AZZ SHYT
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Well yeah you’re right, I mean that was a long time ago, but just reminiscing about it made me chuckle and remember how wild I was back in the day! Besides I have a reeeeeaaaal good life now! I wouldn’t mess it up by doing that again, not even to my husband if he cheated or something, cause’ that benz is in my name anyway!!! He can have that Durango back though…
@ Slide
I told you i did burn his clothes though, but I paid for all of them so I just burned my own money. At the end of the day when I left he had all he came with (nothing) I am the one the lost f*cking with his azz.
OH DAMN! Who said something about a playstation?? I DID throw my husband playstation out the window… And he tried to throw my vaccuum cleaner at me! We used to fight like Whit and Bobby!
@ SXYQ
WEEKEND WAS GREAT!!!
SUN, SEX, FOOD & FOOTBALL!!!
EVERYTHING A BLACK MAN NEEDS!!!!!!!
WELL NOT EVERYTHING, BUT CLOSE…
I am too cool for that. I just leave em and move on to the next dude. *shrugging shoulders*
Turns out that hurts them more than anything. When it seems like you don’t care. hahaha men are so dumb.
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@”Cool Breeze” aka “Z”
That was funny, you had me laughing so hard my co-worker was like “you’re having a good time over there, huh”…
I’ll always stand by this notion = Men are dumb and women are CRAZY…
“GIRL ROFL I ALMOST FELL OUT OF THE CHAIR!! WHEN SHE TOLD ME WHAT SHE DID TO THAT RETARDS PLAYSTATION, I SCREAMED IN LAUGHTER. I’M LIKE “GIRL HE GONE TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF OF YOUR SHOULDERS!!” SHE SAID HE GOT SO *****ED WHEN HE GOT HOME AND SAW THAT PLAYSTATION WITH THE HAMMER INTENTIONALLY LEFT ON TOP OF IT, THAT HE SCREAMED IN PAIN. THEN THE FOOL GRABBED UP THE SCISSORS TO CUT THE TV WIRES IN AN ATTEMPT TO SPITE HER. EXCEPT THE ***** FORGOT (IN HIS PS2 RAGE) THAT THE T.V WAS STILL PLUGGED UP!! LET’S JUST SAY, HE WONT BE DOING THAT AGAIN…ROFL…TEARS IN MY EYES. THAT ONE STILL MAKES ME LAUGH. ELECTROCUTION CITY..HAAAAAA”
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OH MY GOD, I’M IN TEARS, LMAO! I CAN BARELY TYPE RIGHT NOW…OH LORD, THAT WAS TOO FUNNY! ELECTROCUTED!! DAMN, THAT MUST’VE BEEN A HORRIBLE ***** DAY FOR HIM!!!!!!!!
@Dana Dane ( I’m A Freak And I Don’t Care Just Don’t Get None In My Hair)(Check me out!)
@ Jax
Not all the time, i like them tall to, U have to go for the pro or semi-pro athlete’s, or the men that played college ball,this way u get the weight n height
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Oh I got that now…my last few have been athletes current or past… Nice bodies and we can work out together although their workouts are CRAZY!!
@Ms. Philly – GO STEELERS! EAGLES WHO ARE THEY????
Let them know you ARE happy just because you are NOT with them even if you have only 2 cents in your pocket and been on a drought for 8 months!
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EXACTLY…the worse is that crazed looking female with her hair in disarray running you down in the street. I can be scorned but in a cl*****y way. I don’t have to make a fool out of myself because you hurt me. NEVER GIVE A MAN THAT CONTROL OVER YOU LADIES.
What’s the topic? cause I’m sure it’s not still MJ’s dirty drawls!
@Dana Dane
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*dropping to my knee* There goes my chocolate fantasy *weeping*, ok, ok, no worries, this is fine, this is good, i can make an exception, we’ll be ok, curses”
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I feel you boo. LOL. I know I would have to work around it at first.
But soon you would be wanting to Toast all your bread and put caramel on all your food….
Ms. Philly(Check me out!)
OH DAMN! Who said something about a playstation?? I DID throw my husband playstation out the window… And he tried to throw my vaccuum cleaner at me! We used to fight like Whit and Bobby!
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The vacuum cleaner?? That’s deep
GO BUFFALO BILLS!!!
BE REAL! You can’t be serious! Look at Afiya’s gravie! THATS THE EAGLES!
OK, going to lunch and to visit my sis! Be back later today…behave everyone…especially you sxyQ, lol!
Ms. Jaxon, it was a new vacuum cleaner, he knew how much I loved it! LOL! Damn shame
WAIT NOW
I DONE HAD A FULL CLOTHES HAMPER THROWN AT ME, PS2 CONTROLLERS, DISHES AND ALL THAT SHYT. I DONE THREW BOOM BOXES, TV TABLES AND A 13 Inch TV at a n*gga. That was a toxic situation.
@KESHA: I understand you believe me…But can I just tell you at the end of the day..what did the WOMAN actually accomplish? Nothing! that is something you have to deal with not the person that it was done to…just walk away with your head held high and better your life, ***** HIM! and just because somebody is cheating still doesn’t give you the right to mess up his belongings, if he or she is cheating then let them be! you have all sorts of people in this world and they are like tree branches, some of them grow and some don’t! to those that don’t want to be any better than what they have become will always be that STOMP! leave them alone! don’t get me wrong I am not just talking to Kesha I am talking to women in the world in general…..(HUGS)!
@Da truff – tell men to stop doing *****! there has to be a penalty (car, playstation, cell phone)
@Z – Girl I wish I could be cool but my temper is off the charts…maybe I’ll practice coolness (not!) You have a nice temper and attitude – kind of like NEXT!
GIRL ROFL I ALMOST FELL OUT OF THE CHAIR!! WHEN SHE TOLD ME WHAT SHE DID TO THAT RETARDS PLAYSTATION, I SCREAMED IN LAUGHTER. I’M LIKE “GIRL HE GONE TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF OF YOUR SHOULDERS!!” SHE SAID HE GOT SO *****ED WHEN HE GOT HOME AND SAW THAT PLAYSTATION WITH THE HAMMER INTENTIONALLY LEFT ON TOP OF IT, THAT HE SCREAMED IN PAIN. THEN THE FOOL GRABBED UP THE SCISSORS TO CUT THE TV WIRES IN AN ATTEMPT TO SPITE HER. EXCEPT THE ***** FORGOT (IN HIS PS2 RAGE) THAT THE T.V WAS STILL PLUGGED UP!! LET’S JUST SAY, HE WONT BE DOING THAT AGAIN…ROFL…TEARS IN MY EYES. THAT ONE STILL MAKES ME LAUGH. ELECTROCUTION CITY..HAAAAAA
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Now thats some funny ish!!! I was picturing that whole scenario in my mind and I’m laughing histerically! I bet her ***** was laughing and runnin’ out the door at the same time! “This nicca is lit up, hahahaha,…BYE”!!!!
@ 2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺
YEA, I’VE HEARD ALOT OF LADIES COMPLAIN ABOUT THE START OF FOOTBALL SEASON…
I HAVE AN IDEA FOR YA!
BUY A FALCONS JERSEY AND PUT THAT ON… WITH NUTHIN ELSE!!! WALK AROUND WITH THAT ON AND YOU WILL BE BACK IN THE GAME!!! LOL!!!
@ Lauren
I had my HS graduation laptop destroyed because he knew how much I loved it. In my case he should have threw himself out the window….being that i hated him so much. Would have been a lot cheaper.
lmao im reading about the cars, lmao, now i’ve done a lot of *****, most i wasnt very proud of afterward, but they deserved it. One thing i would never do though is ***** with a mans car cause if he come after mine, im gonna make the news
@LAUREN
LMAO..GIRL IT WAS MY BEST FRIEND. SHE HAMMERED UP HER EX-BOYFRIENDS PS2. I THINK HER FATE WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF SHE DID PUSH HIS WHIP INTO A LAKE OF FIRE!! YOU KNOW HOW MEN ARE ABOUT THOSE PLAYSTATIONS.
@KESHA
GIRL YOU!!?? IMAGINE HOW HARD I LAUGHED WHEN SHE TOLD ME? THAT WAS 6 YRS AGO, AND IT STILL GETS ME TO LAUGHING LIKE I SAW IT FIRST HAND JUST 5 MINUTES AGO!!
@Ms. Philly – i know who they are! I have been forced to learn and like football unless I would not spend anytime with my husband in the winter.
Philadelphia Eagles – I just said that because in my house we love the Pittsburgh Steelers!
@Jaxon
“@MAN
WHAT YOU DO TO MAKE SHORTY CUT YOUR TIRES?
Same question!”
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I don’t even know!! I mean, we weren’t even a couple or nothing. I hadn’t spoken to her in a while. ***** I thought everything was cool.
She was in the army and right before she left to go to Afganistan I tried to ***** and she said no. I figured “ok cool, that boat has left the dock” but everything was still cool. Matter of fact she called me when she got back from over there and told me about some dude in the army she was *****in and I told her what was up with me. Thinking we cool and *****, like buddies. Next thing I know, she den cut my *****.
She think I don’t know but I’m real cool with some of her friends and they all told me.
IM JUST ME> I AM REALLY A PRIVATE PERSON WHO DOESNT REALLY GET INTO SHARING MY LIFE ON A BLOG, THATS JUST ME I SHARE A FEW THINGS IN MY LIFE BUT I USUALLY HAVE TO MEET THE PERSON TO GET PERSONAL, JUST ME LIKE YOUR NAME HOPE THATS NOT A BAD THING BUT I WILL TRY TO PUT UP MY PICTURE EVEN IF HE IS AGAINST IT, MAYBE A FAKE PICTURE SO HE WONT KNOW BUT NO I CANT DO THAT SINCE I AM NO FAKER, OH WELL I WILL FIQURE IT OUT HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK>
@ MS. PILLY
EAGLES??? THEY OK FOR THE THIRD BEST TEAM IN PA.!!!
PS: I’M REAL MAD AT YOUR GRAVIE RIGHT NOW…
All that throwing and tearing ***** up is a BIG FAT NO NO in my house…you better take a walk…don’t be messing my mess up…took too long to get it.
And y’all ladies that do that *****…STOP IT!! and you fellas too…
I told you i did burn his clothes though, but I paid for all of them so I just burned my own money. At the end of the day when I left he had all he came with (nothing) I am the one the lost f*cking with his azz.
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@I’m Just Me
Ok, then I take my compliment back…
JUST KIDDING!!! JUST KIDDING!!!
He more than deserved it and you paid for the clothes anyways…
To bad for him, he didn’t realize what a great & special young lady that he had in his life at the time and what a bright future the both of you could of had, had he of gotten his act together and done things so as to insure that you both achieved your ambitions and goals, etc…
Tough break ni@@a, you blew it…
I SEE A LOT OF GIRLS ON HERE THAT LOVE FOOTBALL… WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT TRUFF???
@DA TRUFF
SOUNDS LIKE YOUR WEEKEND WAS A BLAST(LOL.) I’M GLAD YOU ENJOYED YOURSELF AND RELEASED SOME TENSION.
Ms. Philly(Check me out!)
Ms. Jaxon, it was a new vacuum cleaner, he knew how much I loved it! LOL! Damn shame
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Yeah, yeah, don’t f*cks with our household appliances, you just askin’ to be on the 6:OO o’clock news nicca! My husband hid my stainless steel, brand new coffe maker we got as a wedding gift, I love that coffe machine, girl it makes cappuccino, espresso, errythang, and he gon’ hide it cause’ I “accidently” scraped the side of his truck tryin’ to get in the garage…now don’t you think thats drastic! Punish me in some other way, don’t take my coffee!!!!
This stuff is crazy!! A man has made me mad enough to THINK aboout it but NEVER act on it..
@Ms. Philly – i know who they are! I have been forced to learn and like football unless I would not spend anytime with my husband in the winter.
Philadelphia Eagles – I just said that because in my house we love the Pittsburgh Steelers!
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Eeeeew the steelers!
U live in Pittsburgh?
@MAN
OH CLAWWWD. SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD A LOONEY TOON ON HAND. HOW YOU CUT UP THE TIRES AND YOU HAVENT EVEN SLEPT WITH THE PERSON, NOT TO MENTION YOU’RE NOT DATING, IN LOVE, MARRIED, WOWWWWW. I AM ALLERGIC TO CRAZIES. I CANT STAND PEOPLE WHO MAKE UP IN THEIR MINDS THAT THEY HAVE RIGHTS TO ACT OUT ON A PERSON THAT THEY’RE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH. I FEEL FOR YOU ON THAT ONE (smdh..)
HAVE AN IDEA FOR YA!
BUY A FALCONS JERSEY AND PUT THAT ON… WITH NUTHIN ELSE!!! WALK AROUND WITH THAT ON AND YOU WILL BE BACK IN THE GAME!!! LOL!!!
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Heeeeeyyyy…thats whats up! Maybe I’ll “conveniently” drop something in front of him and have to pick it up…When do they play again????
@ Kesha: (I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD)
NAW LUV… THAT WERE’NT FOR YOU! IT WAS FOR ANY WOMAN THAT IT FIT!
MEN IS CRAZY TOO BUT I DON’T DEAL WITH DUDES!
BUT IF IT DID FIT YOU…
I think these lips are a little fuller than mine but with the right lipstick I can get them like that. This picture most definantly expresses by sexuality….sensual, wet and ready!
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@BeReal
And I know which color you’re talking about to, that “hooker” red joint…
Yeah, when I see that on a girl – I know what time it is = time for me to put my game down & get at her because she wants some…
Oh yeah, stop talking like that you naughty girl = “wet & ready” = SMH @ you (in a good way)…
@Ms. Philly – No in New Jersey, cheering for the Jets second and the Giants third
I just cheer for whomever my husband is cheering for, basketball is another story, I have all the stats coming to my blackberry!
Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
@Jaxon
“@MAN
WHAT YOU DO TO MAKE SHORTY CUT YOUR TIRES?
Same question!”
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I don’t even know!! I mean, we weren’t even a couple or nothing. I hadn’t spoken to her in a while. ***** I thought everything was cool.
She was in the army and right before she left to go to Afganistan I tried to ***** and she said no. I figured “ok cool, that boat has left the dock” but everything was still cool. Matter of fact she called me when she got back from over there and told me about some dude in the army she was *****in and I told her what was up with me. Thinking we cool and *****, like buddies. Next thing I know, she den cut my *****.
She think I don’t know but I’m real cool with some of her friends and they all told
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Oh you were supposed to be crying over her waiting for letters to come in the mail and whatnot…
There has got to be more… like the chick you were messing with was her cousin or something lol
Tough break ni@@a, you blew it…
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DEAD AND AMEN!!
“YKK ON YOUR ZIPPER”(sxyQblondie says..you dont like it, so what, i dont care.)(Check me out!)
@MAN
OH CLAWWWD. SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD A LOONEY TOON ON HAND. HOW YOU CUT UP THE TIRES AND YOU HAVENT EVEN SLEPT WITH THE PERSON, NOT TO MENTION YOU’RE NOT DATING, IN LOVE, MARRIED, WOWWWWW. I AM ALLERGIC TO CRAZIES. I CANT STAND PEOPLE WHO MAKE UP IN THEIR MINDS THAT THEY HAVE RIGHTS TO ACT OUT ON A PERSON THAT THEY’RE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH. I FEEL FOR YOU ON THAT ONE (smdh..)
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Wait, we had *****ed a few times. But I figured after she said no that last time AND told me about new dude in her life that all was good. You know, that we wouldn’t be ***** buddies but would just be cool. I still don’t get it….
I don’t like crazies either but part of that ***** attracts me too. Like bees to honey.
@ Kesha: (I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD)
PS: I HOPE THAT BLACK-N-GOLD IS 4 DA STEELERS!!!
RESPECT!!!!!!!
@slide – I am naughty – just married so I have one place to channel all of those naughty thoughts!
@JAXON
This stuff is crazy!! A man has made me mad enough to THINK aboout it but NEVER act on it..
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I’VE NEVER ACTUALLY DESTROYED A MANS BELONGINGS, THOUGH I’VE COME DANGEROUSLY CLOSE. MY TEMPER ALWAYS CAUSED ME TO ACT OUT IN OTHER WAYS. HENCE THE REASON WHY NOW-A-DAYS I TRY TO REMAIN CALM AND KEEP MY HANDS INSIDE OF THE VEHICLE. LMAO
@Slides: I felt that HUG! Thanks….
Ladies, I feel you but seriously just ignore a person, not even just a Man “IGNORE” is the best revenge…….I have a pretty calm Mom …….
@Everybody on this *****fu*&^
What’s up Bossip Family! I’m late but I brought food
Hey, I wonder if he will be selling all of his lace fronts as well…if so I start the bidding at 5.00…
Question?
Is your partner exclusive after about 3 months of dating?
@ Alicia
Well we don’t want you to have any problems. If you cannot put your pic up just put up an object….don’t bother with that fake shyt….that ain’t fresh!
@ Dapro
Hey
*waving enthusiastically*
@ SxyQ
See all that anger scares me, I can’t deal with all that. Now we done yelled and I slammed doors but that’s about it…
I’ll just walk if you acting a fool that badly…
Can I get a chicken salad on rye w/pickles @ DaPro11?
@MAN
STILL, I HAVE NEVER EVER CAUSED MYSELF TO GO APE SH*T OVER A MAN THAT WAS NOT “MY” MAN, YOU KNOW? I’VE HAD MEN RIDED UP AND DOWN MY STREET AT ODD TIMES OF THE DAY AND NIGHT, CHECKING MY HOUSE, AFTER I TOLD THEM TO STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!! CALL MY CRIB ALL DAMNED DAY LONG LIKE PHSYCO’S. ONE DUDE TOOK MY HOUSE KEYS AND THREATENED NOT TO RETURN THEM UNTIL I CAME TO SEE HIM. HE RAN AROUND TELLING HIS FAMILY THAT WE WERE TOGETHER, I HAD TO CALL THE COPS ON HIM, LITERALLY!! SHORTY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HER PLACE!! TO ME, THAT KIND OF CRAZY IS THE KIND I RUN FROM!!!LOL
@ MsJaxon
@Da Truff,
I hardly want to speak to you with that steelers mess! GO BROWNS!!!
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OH! THEN YOU REALLY AIN’T GONNA WANT TO SPEAK AFTER NEXT WEEK CUTIE!!!
Question?
Is your partner exclusive after about 3 months of dating?
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Nope.
@ DaPro11
BOUT TIME! The fish fry could not even start cause you were bringing the corn meal
I did that to my husband because he was messing with another chick and I saw his car at her house 2 days before and neither of them came outside so that I could WHIP SOME *****! So I got his car because I know he loved that car!
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@BeReal
Like he told you, he went over there to pick up some money that she owed him and he got tired and fell asleep on the couch…
Question, so whose a$$ were you going to whip = his, hers or the both of them?
Nigh*****chman, how long were you out there AND what were you doing over there anyways = snooping?
Are you a private eye or work for that TV Show = “Cheaters”…
Hold on, do you still follow him around town now?
Be honest
dapro11(Check me out!)
@Everybody on this *****fu*&^
What’s up Bossip Family! I’m late but I brought food
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My weakness is strawberry shortcake…you got some?
z, i am fine i like 2 start out with a compliment 2 a woman but from prior examples i will leave that alone but u r right about the uncooked comment my ex is light n she had a complex about her veins showing but me being the gentlemen made her feel good about herself.
@ SXYQ
YEP! THE WEEKEND WAS GREAT! TENSION WAS DEF RELEASED!!! LOL!
HOW ABOUT YOU??? GOOD, BAD, OK???
you hoodhos can tere up anything you like but leave my *****o collecshun and tv alone. Thats the only thing i hold deer in life. I can always move back in with my mama. She dont judge a *****.
@ DA TRUFF
We’ll see buddy…I’ll be at that game…We tailgating and errything..Steelers aint ish w/out the bus
“YKK ON YOUR ZIPPER”(sxyQblondie says..you dont like it, so what, i dont care.)(Check me out!)
@MAN
STILL, I HAVE NEVER EVER CAUSED MYSELF TO GO APE SH*T OVER A MAN THAT WAS NOT “MY” MAN, YOU KNOW? I’VE HAD MEN RIDED UP AND DOWN MY STREET AT ODD TIMES OF THE DAY AND NIGHT, CHECKING MY HOUSE, AFTER I TOLD THEM TO STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!! CALL MY CRIB ALL DAMNED DAY LONG LIKE PHSYCO’S. ONE DUDE TOOK MY HOUSE KEYS AND THREATENED NOT TO RETURN THEM UNTIL I CAME TO SEE HIM. HE RAN AROUND TELLING HIS FAMILY THAT WE WERE TOGETHER, I HAD TO CALL THE COPS ON HIM, LITERALLY!! SHORTY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HER PLACE!! TO ME, THAT KIND OF CRAZY IS THE KIND I RUN FROM!!!LOL
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yeah, I think it’s different for men and women though.
crazy men= stalk, kill and dismember
crazy women= stalk, destroy cars and playstations
Don’t get me wrong I know some women will poison you and *****… but for the most part they just ***** up your *****.
I wasn’t worried. Even got the money from a customer at my job at the time. I’m still “cool” with ol’ girl and never told her anything.
@JAXON
I FEEL YOU. WHEN I GO INTO A RAGE, I FLIP. TOTALLY. AND NOTHING THAT CAN BE SAID, CAN CALM ME DOWN UNTIL I FEEL IT’S NECCESARY OR UNTIL THAT NEGROE GETS OUT OF MY FACE. IT COULD BE AS SIMPLE AS A PHONE CONVERSATION GONE WRONG AND IF I GET ANGRY ENOUGH, I’M THROWING THINGS AND BREAKING UP SH*T. SO I TRY TO REFRAIN NOW WHEN IT COMES TO MY RELATIONSHIP.
@ Dapro11
okay you kept me waiting all night and half the day…what questions did you have yesterday?
@Man, I just don’t care,
your talking from a man’s prospective…I don’t think women think the same way…most want you lock stock and barrel after the first date or first throw-down…which causes a lot of confusion…unless your MARRIED.
@ BE REAL
OK! BE FOR REAL! JUST BECAUSE A DUDE *****ES YOU OFF BY STAYING OUT TOO LATE OR NOT ANSWERING HIS PHONE DOES NOT GIVE A CHICK THE RIGHT TO KEY HIS CAR, FILLET HIS JORDANS, OR GIVE HIS XBOX A BATH!!!
THERE’S BETTER WAYS TO EXPRESS YOUR DISPLEASURE LADIES!!!
@ IJM
I see you lady, go head and place that order. You calm today ma?
@ 2cute
It just so happens that I knew you would request such a treat, I made sure it has extra strawberries.
@Ms Jaxon
I brought the corn meal. I brought an additional item for you my dear just so I can see that smile again
Afiya(Check me out!)
@Man, I just don’t care,
your talking from a man’s prospective…I don’t think women think the same way…most want you lock stock and barrel after the first date or first throw-down…which causes a lot of confusion…unless your MARRIED.
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I am married.
Afiya(Check me out!)
@Man, I just don’t care,
your talking from a man’s prospective…I don’t think women think the same way…most want you lock stock and barrel after the first date or first throw-down…which causes a lot of confusion…unless your MARRIED.
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I am married….just kidding.
I’VE NEVER ACTUALLY DESTROYED A MANS BELONGINGS, THOUGH I’VE COME DANGEROUSLY CLOSE. MY TEMPER ALWAYS CAUSED ME TO ACT OUT IN OTHER WAYS. HENCE THE REASON WHY NOW-A-DAYS I TRY TO REMAIN CALM AND KEEP MY HANDS INSIDE OF THE VEHICLE. LMAO
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Yeah and we all know its bad to do these things, but you men get away with sooo much ***** sometimes! Ya’ll do crazy things and we just sittin’ there with our hands tucked in our lap, shakin’ like a crackhead, biting our lip just wanting to pimp slap ya’ll *****es, and inflict some other type of bodily harm, so be glad its just the personal items…Ok I’m done venting…WHERE’S MY DAMN STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE!!!!!
@“YKK ON YOUR ZIPPER”(sxyQblondie says..you dont like it, so what, i dont care.)(Check me out!)
@MAN
STILL, I HAVE NEVER EVER CAUSED MYSELF TO GO APE SH*T OVER A MAN THAT WAS NOT “MY” MAN, YOU KNOW? I’VE HAD MEN RIDED UP AND DOWN MY STREET AT ODD TIMES OF THE DAY AND NIGHT, CHECKING MY HOUSE, AFTER I TOLD THEM TO STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!! CALL MY CRIB ALL DAMNED DAY LONG LIKE PHSYCO’S. ONE DUDE TOOK MY HOUSE KEYS AND THREATENED NOT TO RETURN THEM UNTIL I CAME TO SEE HIM. HE RAN AROUND TELLING HIS FAMILY THAT WE WERE TOGETHER, I HAD TO CALL THE COPS ON HIM, LITERALLY!! SHORTY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HER PLACE!! TO ME, THAT KIND OF CRAZY IS THE KIND I RUN FROM!!!LOL
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See mess like that was the FIRST and LAST time i messed w/ a Puerto Rican…but he lived next door so he could see when I had ANY kind of company. All in my face going crazy, textin me ridiculous… I’m like dude we only been kicking it for TWO WEEKS!!
Who has Key Lime Pie?
So you already know!
@Afiya
I missed your request earlier chicken on rye coming up. I put another pickle on the plate (get ya mind out the gutter)
@ Dapro11
What is it? What is it? Gimme Gimme
…Oh I had a dirty comment but I already got told on for being fresh
BeReal(Check me out!)
@Da truff – tell men to stop doing *****! there has to be a penalty (car, playstation, cell phone)
@Z – Girl I wish I could be cool but my temper is off the charts…maybe I’ll practice coolness (not!) You have a nice temper and attitude – kind of like NEXT!
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That exactly is my attitude. I do have a very short temper and no tolerance for stupidity. The only way a man could make me lose control is if he disrespects me to my face. Thats the kind of shyt that will get you laid on your back. Otherwise, with men…i don’t notice if you coming or going. Its seems with me, the men in my life do dumb shyt to get my attention. To test me and see how far they can go. And then they feel *****ing dumb bc thats all it takes for me to gather my shyt and walk out on your *****.
If you see your man up on another chick…don’t even sweat it. dude will be wondering like hmmm why she don’t care? If you know your worth and know you deserve better, you will actually feel sorry for the hoe. Like yahhhh trick, better you than me *****.
Check this. I was engaged to a guy and he went and got married to another girl…WHILE HE AND i WAS STILL TOGETEHR!!! I have deep emotional scars to this day about this shyt, but he does not ahve to know that. The wife was ridiculously jealous of me, bc he was not over me and would talk about me constantly to her. So the trick, excuse me the wife called me. Ioono why but she did. Instead of buggin out and cussin and being ignorant. I started tell her how much of a great guy he was. She is lucky to ber with him and to never leave him. She thought i was the greatest person by the end of that phone call. Now, I knew he was an *****hole and him being him dogged her out like no other. He was *****ing her friends and all kinds of crazy shyt. Who ended out on top?
@ I’m Just Me
MOST OF THE BOSSIP BABE’S SEEM TO BE ATHLETICALLY EVOLVED!
BUT STILL THERE ARE ALOT OF FEMALES WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT THEY DUDES BEING TO INTO “THE GAME” AND NOT ENOUGH INTO THEM…
@ Jax
I Know, thats why I started getting onto the whole work out thing in the first place, thats what that ***** will do, lol
@ Man
Stop making me blush!!
@ DA TRUFF
F*CK THEM HOES…I LEARNED YOUNG….YOU WANT YOUR MAN HAPPY TAKE SOME INTEREST IN THE THINGS THEY LIKE…COME TO FIND OUT I LIKE THAT SHYT TOO!!
@ DA PRO
ORDER FOR WHAT? IS IT TOYS??
@Hotsauce
Your momma should be beaten, shot, and burned for raising an ignorant sonofab*tch like you.
AW DaPro11…thanks…I was getting ready to holler for the manager cause I was being overlooked
Thanks! I’m skraight now!
ok i’m back..my lunch sucked!!! what are we talking about…got a little distracted by blair’s pic in the other thread
TEST
hey 2cute..cute pic!
@ MsJaxon
OK.., NOW I’M JEALOUS!
DAMN, WISH I COULD BE THERE TOO!!! AIN’T NUTHIN LIKE TAILGATING!!! YOU AN OK CHICK YA KNOW…
Those nasty draws are only worth 2cents. Crazy mother fuc**rs!!
@Hotsauce
hello
@DaTruff…is that the actress that played in “Woman, thou are loosed” and Tyler Perry’s movie?
Hey Pro
Hey Truff
DA TRUFF HURTZ!!! ( The Truth also Helps, Heals, & Hopes…)(Check me out!)
@ MsJaxon
OK.., NOW I’M JEALOUS!
DAMN, WISH I COULD BE THERE TOO!!! AIN’T NUTHIN LIKE TAILGATING!!! YOU AN OK CHICK YA KNOW…
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Thanks!! Cle only a few hours away from “The Pitts”
Come on over a Steeler Fan in the midst would only increase the fun!! It’d be pretty funny to see your jersey ripped off and you standing naked and alone…Too bad it’s not winter LMAO
@Dana
One of the non health related perks of working out!
IM JUST ME> WE DO ALMOST EVERYTHING TOGETHER, WE ARE EVEN ON THE COMPUTER AT HOME TOGETHER MAYBE I WILL PUT OUR PICTURE TOGETHER, LONG WHILE BACK I COMPLIMENTED A DADDY AND HE ASKED ABOUT MY EMAIL AND I SAID I DONT GIVE IT OUT AND MY FIANCE TAKES THINGS THE WRONG WAY, LIKE WHEN THE VIETNAMESE SHOP HE ASKED FOR THE WOMAN TO DO MY PEDICURE AND HE WONT LET THE MAN RUB HIS FEET> HE READS ALL MY POSTS ON HERE> HI HONEY>
Damn am I the only one in here who actually work during work???? lol I leave and come back and it’s like a million and one comments on here lol.
Are we still talking about how Light Skin women aka Yellow women are the thing of the past?
No offense to the bright ladies up in here. lol
@ Z
DAMN LIL’ MOMMA!!!
DUDE MARRIED ANOTHER TRICK WHILE ENGAGED TO YOU THEN STARTED RUNNIN UP IN HER FRIENDS???
GUESS YOU DODGED A BULLET!!! HE MUSTA KNEW YOU WOULD’NT LET HIM PULL YA DOWN…
SOME *****’S ALWAYS TRYIN TO MAKE BLACK MEN LOOK BAD……. SMH
@MAN I JUST
yeah, I think it’s different for men and women though.
crazy men= stalk, kill and dismember
crazy women= stalk, destroy cars and playstations
Don’t get me wrong I know some women will poison you and *****… but for the most part they just ***** up your *****.
I wasn’t worried. Even got the money from a customer at my job at the time. I’m still “cool” with ol’ girl and never told her anything.
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I FEEL YOU. I NEVER TOLD THEM *****’S A DAMNED THING EITHER!!(LMFAO..NO B.S) AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WELL KNOWN WHAT THE SITUATION WAS, BUT PEOPLE LOVE TO JUMP THE GUN.
@2CUTE
GIRL THATS MY PROBLEM. INFLICTING BODILY HARM. AND CURSING PEOPLE SLAM OUT!!! LMAO
@JAXON
I’D NEVER DATED A PUERTO RICAN BEFORE. BUT I HAD ISSUES WITH A JAMAICAN. LOL
I know I’m late.. dayum ya’ll be blogging your azzez off, shyyyt, it’s hard to keep up!
I’m just going to jump in the convo..
you ladies are talking about skinny men.. tell me WHY i got on the scale last night… weighed myself, then my man get’s on the scale.. and I’M 5lbs HEAVIER THAN HIM…WTF?? but, he’s not skinny, skinny like lanky, hes not looking like he’s starving or anything, but that shyt fu*ked me up!!
@ Afiya
@DaTruff…is that the actress that played in “Woman, thou are loosed” and Tyler Perry’s movie?
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OOOH, YEA DATS HURR!
DA BIG DOG TRYNA GIT ERR LIL’ KITTY TA PURR!!!
(SORRY FELLIN THAT SONG RIGHT NOW)
@theseen26
NO, you aren’t the only one working, you ain’t lying, i leave for an hour, and they done posted a million comments, and it’s IMPOSSIBLE to read them all, so i feel ya on that
@ Dana Dane ( I’m A Freak And I Don’t Care Just Don’t Get None In My Hair)
Hey Pro
Hey Truff
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WHAT IT DO DOUBLE D!?!?!
F*CK THEM HOES…I LEARNED YOUNG….YOU WANT YOUR MAN HAPPY TAKE SOME INTEREST IN THE THINGS THEY LIKE…COME TO FIND OUT I LIKE THAT SHYT TOO!!
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@I’m Just Me
Teach ‘em Girl…
Some of ‘em don’t know that, that’s one reason why some of them can’t keep a man… LMAO
Forever thinking it’s all about them = SMH
One way to keep a man is to “show some interest” in the things he into… If he’s a good man he’ll reciprocate or do something for you, etc… as appreciation… It can’t and shouldn’t be ALWAYS about you and your interest all of the time…
You on fire today, get ‘em Sis
LOL…She’s a GREAT actress…AND…I wish you luck!
Did you get the digits?
@DA TRUFF
SORRY TOOK SO LONG. GOT TIED UP WITH SOMETHING HERE AT WORK. MY WEEKEND WAS GOOD. I ENJOYED MYSELF. SHOPPED, WENT TO THE MOVIES, WENT OUT TO EAT, SPENT SUNDAY WITH MY GRANDMOTHER BECAUSE IT WAS HER BIRTHDAY. CHILLED OUT. IT WAS COOL.
OK! BE FOR REAL! JUST BECAUSE A DUDE *****ES YOU OFF BY STAYING OUT TOO LATE OR NOT ANSWERING HIS PHONE DOES NOT GIVE A CHICK THE RIGHT TO KEY HIS CAR, FILLET HIS JORDANS, OR GIVE HIS XBOX A BATH!!!
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If we are living together and he does not come home or answer his phone, his clothes will be left outside on the front porch or back yard regardless of the weather.
@DA Truff
He told me he marrier her bc she does what he tells her to do and she trust him. He could not get away with anything while he was with me. When she called me she called telling me she was thinking of divorcing him. I guess she wanted to make some kind hate group against him and have me in it. I convinced her to stay with him (knowing he was *****g her) and it only got worse btw them. Damn I am evil sometimes. Its gets better. They both came to nyc to visit his mom and he called me asking to see me. He left her at his mothers. I had him out with me for 2 days and the phone off. Excuse my vulgarity, but I put it on him. He went back to his moms house and told his wife he wanted a divorce. He divorced her completely and thought he and I would get married. YEAH RIGHT!!! He was all screaming about how he left his wife for me and now he has no one. tough break nicca. Theres always FUBU. NEXT!!!!
@NEW2THIS
HEY MOMMA!!
I LIKE A MAN WITH SOME MEAT ON HIS BONES!! NO BONEY MARONEY’S FOR ME. MY FIRST LOVE WAS STOCKY, BO-LEGG, PRETTY BROWN WITH DARK BROWS AND LASHES AND SEXY CHOCOLATE EYES. I THINK HE KIND OF SET THE MOLD FOR ANYONE THAT FOLLOWED. EVEN THOUGH I CANT STAND HIS AZZ NOW. ROFL
Z(Check me out!)
@Hotsauce
Your momma should be beaten, shot, and burned for raising an ignorant sonofab*tch like you.
damn *****, you diddle yo brokeback DL *****s azzholes with those nasty fingers that typed that *****.
@z
that’s some real *****. I’m not going to even lie.
have you ever spoken to ol boy again?
@ Truff
HOW U KNO MY CUP SIZE?!?!? oh wait Double D, lol, i get it, heeeey!!
cutting up clothes is just bad…too expensive..you want to get him put itching powder in his boxers and briefs…nair in his shampoo
crazy men= stalk, kill and dismember
crazy women= stalk, destroy cars and playstations
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crazy men destroy property as well. They stalk, call excessively and show up at your place of employment.
Hot Sauce(Check me out!)
Z(Check me out!)
@Hotsauce
Your momma should be beaten, shot, and burned for raising an ignorant sonofab*tch like you.
damn *****, you diddle yo brokeback DL *****s azzholes with those nasty fingers that typed that *****.
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I keep telling you time and time again, I am not cheating on you. Your *****hole is the one that gets diddled by these fingers. *snickering at the word “diddle”*
@ MsJaxon
“It’d be pretty funny to see your jersey ripped off and you standing naked and alone…Too bad it’s not winter LMAO”
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HEY LUV TRUST & BELIEVE.., IF BY CHANCE SOME UNRULY DRUNKARDS WEARING DOG COLLARS AND CHEWING MILK BONES WERE TO RIP MY JERSEY OFF…
I MAY BE NAKED… BUT NOT ALONE! SINCE ITS WARM OUT THERE WOULD BE NO “SHRINKAGE”
I HEAR BROWNIE GIRLS LOVE MEN OF STEEL ANYWAY!!!
@SXYQ,
Girl i don’t like em’ skinny either, and i dayum sure never weighed more than em’! so it kinda f*cked me up to see that i weighed more. now i’m not FAT, but i’m THICK.. namean. and my man, girl he looks good, muscular body.. BUT I WEIGH MORE
:(:(
@kia
that was my point. Women have more to put up with a obsessed man than men have to put up with an obsessed woman.
As a man, “usually” the “only” thing we have to deal with is property destruction.
@Hotsauce
hiya
Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
@z
that’s some real *****. I’m not going to even lie.
have you ever spoken to ol boy again?
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He calls about once a year tryna come back into my life. I shut him down each time. I’m not angry anymore….i just can’t be with him after that. Plus he got issues. He developed a drinking problem and shyt. Prolly bc of the alimony he got to pay her. lol. But you men need to think before you make serious choices. You made your bed now lie in it. Think hard before you make a decision about marrying someone. Ask why are you doing it. Think hard before you are so quick to cheat on your wife. How could I marry him and say he lose his job. IIIII have to pay that ***** alimony. I’ll shoot her ***** first.
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I just went to lunch and saw this banger at the restuarant. I’m making eyes at her and she making eyes at me.
Well before I could say anything she lifts up her arm and she must be allergic to razors or something. I mean a pack a *****s in the head lock.
Then she goin make this face like, “why you ain’t come holla?”
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Homo Thug
yo.
Test
@Z
“He calls about once a year tryna come back into my life. I shut him down each time. I’m not angry anymore….i just can’t be with him after that. Plus he got issues. He developed a drinking problem and shyt. Prolly bc of the alimony he got to pay her. lol. But you men need to think before you make serious choices. You made your bed now lie in it. Think hard before you make a decision about marrying someone. Ask why are you doing it. Think hard before you are so quick to cheat on your wife. How could I marry him and say he lose his job. IIIII have to pay that ***** alimony. I’ll shoot her ***** first.”
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You can lead horse to water….
People have been telling men that since the dawn of time. Ain’t going to happen. A good looking chick put that puss on you good enough and….. you’ll do some *****.
The blood that fills the ***** comes from the brain you know.
Aight
I’m back in I see all the fam today
Playa shout out
Slide
Man
Seen
Truff
What’s up Bossip Brothas
Ladies
Fill me in on Tuesday’s Topic
@Dane
What’s up ma, how you today?
Man I just don’t care..
oh NOOOOO surrr.. that’s just nasty.. i don’t even let me hairs down there get left bushy like that…. come to think about it, imagine what her looked like down there!!! EW… you wouldn’t be able to find it
Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
*** off topic***
I just went to lunch and saw this banger at the restuarant. I’m making eyes at her and she making eyes at me.
Well before I could say anything she lifts up her arm and she must be allergic to razors or something. I mean a pack a *****s in the head lock.
Then she goin make this face like, “why you ain’t come holla?”
Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
*** off topic***
I just went to lunch and saw this banger at the restuarant. I’m making eyes at her and she making eyes at me.
Well before I could say anything she lifts up her arm and she must be allergic to razors or something. I mean a pack a *****s in the head lock.
Then she goin make this face like, “why you ain’t come holla?”
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I’m done.
z
He calls about once a year tryna come back into my life.
you must no how to work a mean strap on to get these brokeback *****s all sprung and *****.
@ Afiya
LOL…She’s a GREAT actress…AND…I wish you luck!
Did you get the digits?
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DID I GET THE DIGITS???
WHAT? PLEASE! YOU KNOW I DID!!! THEY ARE…….
“SOMEONE PLEASE CALL 911!!! TELL THEM I JUST GOT SHOT DOWN… FROM THE BULLETS, OF A GUN!” LOL!!!
NAW IT’S ALL BIZ W/THIS ONE. PLUS SHE MARRIED.
@MAN I JUST
OH NO!! SHE AINT HAVE MICRO BRAIDS UNDER THE PITS DID SHE??(LMAO)
@NEW2THIS
GIRL, I DONT WANT TO FEEL NO MANS PELVIC BONE UNDER ANY KIND OF CIR*****STANCES. I’M SMALL AS, I DONT NEED NO ITSY BITSY MAN.LMAO
that was my point. Women have more to put up with a obsessed man than men have to put up with an obsessed woman.
As a man, “usually” the “only” thing we have to deal with is property destruction.
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This is true. I’ve had 3 stalkers. 2 of them was because I ended the relationship and they just snapped, and 1 was just a platonic friend who wanted more and wouldn’t take no for an answer. I think males tend to be more obsessive.
Females get crazy when their feelings are toyed with emotionally. In that case I don’t feel bad when the mans belongings get destroyed.
@Da Pro
We talking about jacking a man’s stuff up, crazy stalker exs, and football
But I wanna know what questions you had for me yesterday
“*** off topic***
I just went to lunch and saw this banger at the restuarant. I’m making eyes at her and she making eyes at me.
Well before I could say anything she lifts up her arm and she must be allergic to razors or something. I mean a pack a *****s in the head lock.
Then she goin make this face like, “why you ain’t come holla?”
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SMH at hairy chicks..razors and wax are not the enemy..
on another note: what do the ladies think about men with hairy chests??
@sxyq
Girl them bones…I used to get bruises on my inner thighs from my ex that was lanky one
Hot Sauce(Check me out!)
z
He calls about once a year tryna come back into my life.
you must no how to work a mean strap on to get these brokeback *****s all sprung and *****.
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*looking into your eyes* WHy are you stating the obvious? I got you don’t I? I can’t even escape you on the web….
@CUTIE PIE
GIRLLLLLL, I DONT CARE TOO MUCH FOR TACO MEAT ON A MANS CHEST. NOT IN BUNCHES ANYWAY!! LOL
@ sxyQblondie
@DA TRUFF
SORRY TOOK SO LONG. GOT TIED UP WITH SOMETHING HERE AT WORK. MY WEEKEND WAS GOOD. I ENJOYED MYSELF. SHOPPED, WENT TO THE MOVIES, WENT OUT TO EAT, SPENT SUNDAY WITH MY GRANDMOTHER BECAUSE IT WAS HER BIRTHDAY. CHILLED OUT. IT WAS COOL.
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AWWW… YOU HAD SUCH A NICE “GOOD-GIRL” WEEKEND!!!
THAT IS SO PRECIOUS & SWEET!!! LOL!!!
@Nue 2 this
@Z
@Sxy Q
I swear. I wish you coulda saw her face as I got my lunch “to-go.” Shootin daggers at *****. I bet she was clownin with her girl who she was having lunch with.
I was “eyen” her ***** too.
Oh, and I like hair “down there.” Not a whole lot but enough to let me know I’m *****in a WOMAN.
lol @ sxyq
@JAXON
LMAO I KNOW THE FEELING! I USED TO DATE THIS GUY WHO HAPPENED TO BE THE FINEST BROTHA WHEN WE WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL. ONCE I GOT GROWN WE STARTED DATING. HE WAS THE ONLY BONY BROTHA I DATED. AND DAMMIT, HE WAS THE LAST!! I NEED TO BE ABLE TO GRAB, HOLD ON, BE HANDLED TO SOME DEGREE!! HIS BONYNESS (if that’s a word lol) GOT ON MY NERVE’S!!
Touchy subject
Never touch a man’s vehicle
Even if it’s a 93 cavalier, we’ll treat it like a Lexus
Video Games and Tv’s are off limits too
@Ms Jaxon
Hit me at daprophet0605@yahoo.com
@KIA
“This is true. I’ve had 3 stalkers. 2 of them was because I ended the relationship and they just snapped, and 1 was just a platonic friend who wanted more and wouldn’t take no for an answer. I think males tend to be more obsessive.
Females get crazy when their feelings are toyed with emotionally. In that case I don’t feel bad when the mans belongings get destroyed.”
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LOL, so let me get this straight. If the man “toys” with the females emotions than property destruction is ok.
FOR EVERYONE
***So is a man ever allowed to “get even?” If so what route is he allowed to take? **
@ Z
OK… I SEE YOU HAVE A DEVIOUS DEMENTED SIDE TO YOU TOO!!! LOL!
DID YOU EVA FEEL BAD FOR THE CHICK WHO WAS CAUGHT IN THA MIDDLE??? OR WAS SHE JUST COLLATERAL DAMAGE!!!
Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
Oh, and I like hair “down there.” Not a whole lot but enough to let me know I’m *****in a WOMAN.
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A real man…If a man prefers NO hair I’m def gonna be looking at him funny
@SxyQ
Taco Meat ugh…
skinny guys are nasty..plain and simple. And i don’t like muscles heads either..too much muscle is not cute ie. 50 cent(too much) I like a will smith physique *sigh* damn jada is lucky
@Man
U betta ***** up all that sexy naturalness, lol
@DA TRUFF
I’M A GOOD GIRL (WINK) OF COURSE I WOULD HAVE A NICE “GOOD GIRL” WEEKEND!!
(looking around to make sure no one caught me..lol)
@ MAN I JUST
SOME MEN LIKE HAIR DOWN THERE, OTHERS DONT. I’VE RUN INTO A FEW THAT SAY IT MAKES THEM FEEL AS THOUGH THEY ARE MOLESTING SOMEONE.
@Man, I just don’t care
headlock girl made me HOLLA!!
That must have been my cousin…she a NewYorker…was at the family reunion last week-end and cuz threw up her arms…I was like WHOA!!! do you braid that? she got a little salty with me…but I’m like DAMMMMMN! not cute!
Dana Dane ( I’m A Freak And I Don’t Care Just Don’t Get None In My Hair)(Check me out!)
@Man
U betta ***** up all that sexy naturalness, lol
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Be on it like a lawnmower.
@ dapro11(Check me out!)
Aight
I’m back in I see all the fam today
Playa shout out
Slide
Man
Seen
Truff
What’s up Bossip Brothas
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WHAT’S UP DUDE!?! IT’S ABOUT TO GET REAL!
WHAT’S UP TO ALL THE OTHA DUDES TOOO…
LETS KEEP THE CHICKS IN CHECK!!!!!!! LOL!
@nue2this
At least we know we not going to be the one getting fired lol
I think if a woman destroys a mans things he should take her ***** to court(sorry ladies) that someone’s belongings you have no right..
some years back I was listening to 97.1 when they has the true confessions hour( I don’t know if they still have it) well this lady said that she found out that her man was cheating to took a lot of ex-lax went over to his apartment and…well..you get my drift..all over his apartment..in his bed, his table, etc..
on another note: what do the ladies think about men with hairy chests??
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I don’t like nappy hair on the chest. I don’t like a man who has busted braids. I don’t like a man who is in need of a shape up. I don’t like a man who smells like sweat or musty. They have to be clean, smelling good, and trimmed up.
@Bossip Ladies
If you don’t mind…. what are some of your ages? I’m just curious. For the record I’m 28.
@ Cutie
illlllllllllllllllllllllllll, i hate taco meat
I like a little hair down there but damn if she got Angela Davis in a headlock then it raises some flags
Less hair makes for better *****oral stimulation
Look at it like this, when eating out at a restaurant; you get *****ed if there is hair in your food right???
Touchy subject
Never touch a man’s vehicle
Even if it’s a 93 cavalier, we’ll treat it like a Lexus
Video Games and Tv’s are off limits too
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@dapro11
Whad up!!!
Tell ‘em cousin…
All they need to do is curse us out THAT’S IT!!!!
They need to go ‘head will all of that drama of bashin’, slashin’, etc…
“SOME MEN LIKE HAIR DOWN THERE, OTHERS DONT. I’VE RUN INTO A FEW THAT SAY IT MAKES THEM FEEL AS THOUGH THEY ARE MOLESTING SOMEONE.”
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I think if you keep the hair under control hair is fine…I don’t like a lot of hair…atleast trim it so that there is a clear path..put a little design on it lol
DA TRUFF HURTZ!!! ( The Truth also Helps, Heals, & Hopes…)(Check me out!)
@ Z
OK… I SEE YOU HAVE A DEVIOUS DEMENTED SIDE TO YOU TOO!!! LOL!
DID YOU EVA FEEL BAD FOR THE CHICK WHO WAS CAUGHT IN THA MIDDLE??? OR WAS SHE JUST COLLATERAL DAMAGE!!!
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No, I didn’t feel sorry for her bc she was stupid. She would give him threesomes and think he loved her. Next thing, he *****ing the other girl from the threesome on the side. If a man loves you, he would not want to share you with anyone. Be it male or female. She would try to play games, telling me she think she is preggers with his baby. I was always cordial and sweet to her when she called me. I never let her see anger or jealousy come from me. Even when she called me after his 2 day vacation with me from her. I felt sorry she was holed up in the house with his momma. Thats where it ends. But the reality is…she married him after knowing him for a couple of months, but you think you love him enough for marraige? They were both dumb. i was with him since I was 14. He married her to spite me bc he was *****ed at me for not graduating school and marrying him right away. I chose to go to college. He could not understand that. OH well, I dare someone to be mad at me cuz I want to better myself. hmmph. Did i mention she was white. yeahhhh. no sorry. i don’t feel sorry for the white ***** who is collecting alimony checks from the man who was supposed to me my one and only.
Well, don’t like to “bald”, but i also don’t want no dayum jungle down there, wolfen’ and shyt.. that’s nasty!! But a little bit of furr.. that’s okay..
@ Man
No one is “allowed” to get even but if it is going to be done destruction of property goes both ways
some years back I was listening to 97.1 when they has the true confessions hour( I don’t know if they still have it) well this lady said that she found out that her man was cheating to took a lot of ex-lax went over to his apartment and…well..you get my drift..all over his apartment..in his bed, his table, etc..
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NOW SEE THATS JUST F*&CKING COMMON!! HOW COULD SHE PUBLICLY OPEN HER MOUTH AND TELL SOMEONE THAT SHE JUST RAN AROUND RADOMLY CRAPPING ON STUFF? EWWWWW. IF YOU HAVE ANY RESERVE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU CANT EVEN USE THE BATHROOM AT WORK. MUCH LESS OUT IN THE OPEN ALL OVER SOMEONES STUFF. JUST A NASTY ***** MESS. DOOKIE IS POISION. THAT TRAMP WAS JUST NASTY. FILTHY, JUST EWWW.
Im 26 and who U gonna check Truff
@Z
“No, I didn’t feel sorry for her bc she was stupid. She would give him threesomes and think he loved her. Next thing, he *****ing the other girl from the threesome on the side. If a man loves you, he would not want to share you with anyone. Be it male or female. She would try to play games, telling me she think she is preggers with his baby. I was always cordial and sweet to her when she called me. I never let her see anger or jealousy come from me. Even when she called me after his 2 day vacation with me from her. I felt sorry she was holed up in the house with his momma. Thats where it ends. But the reality is…she married him after knowing him for a couple of months, but you think you love him enough for marraige? They were both dumb. i was with him since I was 14. He married her to spite me bc he was *****ed at me for not graduating school and marrying him right away. I chose to go to college. He could not understand that. OH well, I dare someone to be mad at me cuz I want to better myself. hmmph. Did i mention she was white. yeahhhh. no sorry. i don’t feel sorry for the white ***** who is collecting alimony checks from the man who was supposed to me my one and only.”
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Do you think you will ever trust another man as much as you initially trusted ol boy?
(damn that’s some drama… lot of threesomes up there I see)
@MAn
Kudos to you for saying you like your woman to look like a woman. I look sideways at men who say they don’t like any hair whatsoever down there. Not saying it has to be wolfing but a landing strip is nice.
@ Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
“Oh, and I like hair “down there.” Not a whole lot but enough to let me know I’m *****in a WOMAN.”
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CO-SIGN 100%!!! I DON’T WANT NO BALD SLICK COOCHIE!
CUT IT, TRIM IT, EVEN SHAVE AROUND THE EDGES… BUT LEAVE SOME EVIDENCE THAT YOU ACTUALLY WENT THROUGH PUBERTY!!!
AS FAR AS THE LEGS, UNDERAMRS, & UPPER LIP GO…
WAX ON!!! WAX OFF!!!!!!!
“NOW SEE THATS JUST F*&CKING COMMON!! HOW COULD SHE PUBLICLY OPEN HER MOUTH AND TELL SOMEONE THAT SHE JUST RAN AROUND RADOMLY CRAPPING ON STUFF? EWWWWW. IF YOU HAVE ANY RESERVE ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU CANT EVEN USE THE BATHROOM AT WORK. MUCH LESS OUT IN THE OPEN ALL OVER SOMEONES STUFF. JUST A NASTY ***** MESS. DOOKIE IS POISION. THAT TRAMP WAS JUST NASTY. FILTHY, JUST EWWW.”
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and you would think the ex-lax queen would leave after she was done..nope. She waited for him to come home to find the mess.
@CutiePie…now that ’*****’ was just NASTY…she needs to be in a straightjacket…that chick was CRAZZY to even think of such!
z
you came at me first, which leads a ***** to beleeve that maybe we be havin a moment. You fallin in luv with me aint you.
@Man
Absolutely. i have faith not all men are as stupid as him. Besides we were really young then. Not that I am that much older. But there is a big difference btw 17 and 23, right? omg I am 23. I’m still not used to this.
@dapro11(Check me out!)
I like a little hair down there but damn if she got Angela Davis in a headlock then it raises some flags
Less hair makes for better *****oral stimulation
Look at it like this, when eating out at a restaurant; you get *****ed if there is hair in your food right???
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You silly but the reasoning is on point…I say keep it neat and clean but never bare..That goes for men to Taco pubes is not cute!!
Just gonna ignore me? Fine then **Hmph**
Hot Sauce(Check me out!)
z
you came at me first, which leads a ***** to beleeve that maybe we be havin a moment. You fallin in luv with me aint you.
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LMFAO. You made me spit my tea out. That was funny!
@nue2this
At least we know we not going to be the one getting fired lol
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THESEEN26
hopes not.. today was my bossip day, i’ve been on it more today than i have the last month.. and it’s makin my day go by fast.. by once someone comes in my office, you see me scrambling to shut the screen down lol.. like they know i’m doing something i’m not suppose to!!
I turn 23 in a month and I am not rushing it..I want to stay 22 4 ever and ever and ever, etc.. lol
24
I’m not sick.
In fact, I will even try them on!
A womans carpet should not be long enough so that you are able to braid it.
@DAPRO
EWWWWWWWWWWW .. and i’ve had to give the food back cause of a hair on my plate.. i don’t even wanna know, or think about where that particular little balled up piece of hair came from.. EWWWWW..
I personally cut it low, it kind of kills the mood when a man come up spitin n ***** cause theres too much bush
A don’t know too many men that get even but my boy found out about a year or so ago that he may not be the father of his daughter (checking her voicemail)
He called the other cat up and they both found out they were getting played. She was telling both of them that they were the father while somehow staying with both of them (different nights)
They got together and fu&**^ her spot up. Tearing up furniture, breaking sh#@ and all
@Z(Check me out!)
“Kudos to you for saying you like your woman to look like a woman. I look sideways at men who say they don’t like any hair whatsoever down there. Not saying it has to be wolfing but a landing strip is nice.”
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I don’t think dudes that like it clean shaven are molesters are anything.
I do like some hair down there though, instant turn on. Have you seen that movie with Martin Lawrence and Monique “Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins”?
Well in the movie Martin’s ol lady shaved his intials in down there. That was the sexiest thing ever, got my ol lady at the time to do it for me. Uh oh, “blood leaving my brain” thinking about it.
“You silly but the reasoning is on point…I say keep it neat and clean but never bare..That goes for men to Taco pubes is not cute!!”
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100% agree..no no not the business..nose hairs need to be trimmed too. I see a lot of fine brothers out here with nose hairs you can hang ornaments on..get it together. Shape ups are not hard to do I can do it and are not expensive, either pay for one or learn how to use clippers..Oh and before I forget the iron is your friend..use it
@CUTIE PIE
AND SHE WAS A NASTY ***** TRAMP!!! URGHHH, WHO DROPS FECEES EVERYWHERE, AND THEN TROLLOPS AROUND IN THE MESS LATER. YOU SURE SHE WASNT MENTALLY RETARDED? CAUSE ONLY DOGS DO CRAP LIKE THAT!! I DONT CARE HOW BAD A NEGROE *****ED ME OFF. COMMON OFFENSES AGAINST MYSELF AND CLEANLINESS ARE TOTALLY OFF LIMITS. THEY CAN PUT IT IN THEIR EAR AND F*&K WHAT THEY HEARD!!! URGHHH
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I think I am addicted to Junior’s strawberry shortcake!!! I’m willing to sell my tv for just a slice :p(Check me out!)
I turn 23 in a month and I am not rushing it..I want to stay 22 4 ever and ever and ever, etc.. lol
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Oh well *****. You will be old like the rest of us. Don’t sneeze. You’ll look up and be 28.
@EARTHSIGN
A womans carpet should not be long enough so that you are able to braid it.
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THATS MY THEORY. YEUCKKKKK. THE DON KING BUSH ON THE VAJAYJAY IS NEVER CUTE.(OR UNDER THE ARM PITS FOR THAT MATTER)
@DANA
COSIGN DAMMIT!!(LMAO)
they have t***** kits on the internet and in drug stores like rite aid, cvs, and walmart for those areas any way. They are only $19.99.
@Bossip Ladies
No wonder all yall so fine….
I mean, R.Kelly and Usher ain’t goin want none of yall but still. More for me.
Yall act pretty grown though to be so young. Like yall den been through some *****.
Hey Bossips peeps! I am back, had to teach a cl*****!
@slide – I was not snooping, my women’s intuition told me to drive down that block and I saw his car. And man I would have whopped the whole family’s ***** including the dop – I was young, no children and did not give a damn!
I think by this time we were together like 3 years, I don’t give a damn what he was doing
@CUTIE PIE,
GIRL, you are NOT lying about the nosehairs.. that ish is nasty.. it’s like when someone is talking to you, you can’t help but stare are the nose hairs.. ***going in and out**** as they breathe!
“Oh well *****. You will be old like the rest of us. Don’t sneeze. You’ll look up and be 28.”
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then I shall hold all my sneezes in sister
****IS THIS TRUE?****
Ne-yo
“You a sensitive thug? Lemme give you a hug…”
Essence Magazine
August 23,2008
The newly famed singer/songwriter has came out of the closet and announced that he is gay. The multi-platinum recording artist sat down for the October issue of Essence Magazine last week and announced the shocking news stating, “Yes, I am gay, and I have always been.” After several internet rumors have been circulating around the internet. He also said, “You now this world we live in is full of judgement, resulting in one of the reasons why it took me so long to come out of the closet.” Earlier this month, a man by the name of Derrick Johnson claimed that he had an intimate relationship with the singer during there teen years in high school. He also said that for months the singer and Def Jam has been trying to pay him to keep quiet over the ordeal. Worrying that it would destroy his image. Ne-yo responds saying, that the relationship did occur and he is no longer ashamed of saying that he was deeply in love. Reciting “That situation was what inspired me to write the song Unfaithful. But no one knew it was actually about myself, and our relationship.” He told Essence that he doesn’t care anymore, he was tired of living a lie and is ready to come clean. Quoting, “the music industry can either except me for who I am, or desert me.” The full interview with the magazine is expected to hit stands mid-October.
Barbra Stradoff, Essence Magazine
Source: Essence Magazine
@ Z
YOU WROTE THIS…
No, I didn’t feel sorry for her bc she was stupid. She would give him threesomes and…
(AND THEN YOU WROTE A WHOLE BUNCH OF TOTHER STUFF WHICH I READ BUT THE THREESOME THING WAS STILL KINDA STUCK IN MY HEAD! ANYWAY I GOT TO THE “HMMPH” WHICH WAS A GREAT TOUCH BTW!)
THEN YOU WROTE…
hmmph. Did i mention she was white. yeahhhh. no sorry. i don’t feel sorry for the white ***** who is collecting alimony checks from the man who was supposed to me my one and only.
THAT’S WHY I DON’T BONE WHITE CHICKS!!!
IT’S A GOOD THING I WAS NOT DRIVING A CAR WHEN I HIT THAT “DID I MENTION SHE WAS WHITE” PART…
@DANA DANE
“I personally cut it low, it kind of kills the mood when a man come up spitin n ***** cause theres too much bush”
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LMAO.
They must not be seasoned pros then. I’m waiting for it to become an Olympic sport. ***** goin be settin world records and winning medals and *****.
On the cover of Wheaties……(I can dream)
“YKK ON YOUR ZIPPER”(sxyQblondie says..you dont like it, so what, i dont care.)(Check me out!)
@CUTIE PIE
AND SHE WAS A NASTY ***** TRAMP!!! URGHHH, WHO DROPS FECEES EVERYWHERE, AND THEN TROLLOPS AROUND IN THE MESS LATER. YOU SURE SHE WASNT MENTALLY RETARDED? CAUSE ONLY DOGS DO CRAP LIKE THAT!! I DONT CARE HOW BAD A NEGROE *****ED ME OFF. COMMON OFFENSES AGAINST MYSELF AND CLEANLINESS ARE TOTALLY OFF LIMITS. THEY CAN PUT IT IN THEIR EAR AND F*&K WHAT THEY HEARD!!! URGHHH
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I got one for ya’ll. To make a long story short. My homegirl is a nut and she caught her man cheating and embar*****ed him in front of everyone. He dragged her home and ripped off her clothes and threw her on the floor, to embar***** her. He left her in the living room and went into the den. Mind you she had her period. She told me she got up and walked all over his house over his white carpet, upstairs to his closet all over his shoes dripping blood. She said it look like someone died in there. She said when he came back and saw his house, he lost his mind. He didn’t know what to do. hehehe. Thats my *****.
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I think I am addicted to Junior’s strawberry shortcake!!! I’m willing to sell my tv for just a slice :p(Check me out!)
they have t***** kits on the internet and in drug stores like rite aid, cvs, and walmart for those areas any way. They are only $19.99.
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Let them know Target, Ebay, stay up late a buy from HSN..
@cutie pie – I thought my 20’s were hot ***** but when I turned 32 life looked so much clearer and whew my sexuality went through the roof!!!
There is not explaining the change in a woman’s body after 30, man you be finding spots you did not know existed…I already said too much whew!!
@CUTIE PIE & Z
HEY HEY HEY..NOTHING’S WRONG WITH 28. DAMMIT I’M 28 AND PEOPLE WHO KNOW NO BETTER THINK I’M STILL IN MY TEENS. THE WOMEN IN MY FAMILY ALL LOOK YOUNGER THAN THEIR AGE.
@ cutie pie
GAZUNTEIT!!! LOL!
IS EVERYONE IN HERE OVER 25?
Dudes shouldnt play women anyway, cuz some know that black magic and voodoo ***** too.
“I got one for ya’ll. To make a long story short. My homegirl is a nut and she caught her man cheating and embar*****ed him in front of everyone. He dragged her home and ripped off her clothes and threw her on the floor, to embar***** her. He left her in the living room and went into the den. Mind you she had her period. She told me she got up and walked all over his house over his white carpet, upstairs to his closet all over his shoes dripping blood. She said it look like someone died in there. She said when he came back and saw his house, he lost his mind. He didn’t know what to do. hehehe. Thats my *****”
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wow..((speechless))
I got one for ya’ll. To make a long story short. My homegirl is a nut and she caught her man cheating and embar*****ed him in front of everyone. He dragged her home and ripped off her clothes and threw her on the floor, to embar***** her. He left her in the living room and went into the den. Mind you she had her period. She told me she got up and walked all over his house over his white carpet, upstairs to his closet all over his shoes dripping blood. She said it look like someone died in there. She said when he came back and saw his house, he lost his mind. He didn’t know what to do. hehehe. Thats my *****.
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MY QUESADILLA’S ARENT SITTING TO WELL IN MY STOMACH NOW..(excuse me while i catch this…blurrrpppp ..urghhhhhh)
BeReal(Check me out!)
@cutie pie – I thought my 20’s were hot ***** but when I turned 32 life looked so much clearer and whew my sexuality went through the roof!!!
There is not explaining the change in a woman’s body after 30, man you be finding spots you did not know existed…I already said too much whew!!
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Yup are speaking the truth. The second best ***** I ever had was from woman who was 35. **sigh** thinking back…
AND I SWEAR SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE VANESSA WILLIAMS BUT SHE AIN’T HAVE NO HAIR!!!!!!!
@DA TRuff Hurtz
LMFAOOOOOO
My bad son. But thats the way it is with me. I seem to be a stepping stone. Dudes date me. ANd then the next chick they get be a white girl. ITS BULLSHYT!!!
@HANNIBAL
I’M 28
@Hannibal
No
@CUTIE PIE & Z
HEY HEY HEY..NOTHING’S WRONG WITH 28. DAMMIT I’M 28 AND PEOPLE WHO KNOW NO BETTER THINK I’M STILL IN MY TEENS. THE WOMEN IN MY FAMILY ALL LOOK YOUNGER THAN THEIR AGE.
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Cosign…28 aint bad. When I was 22 I used to say they same stuff CP would say.
AIGHT
@ Pro
They a couple of *****es, mad cause they aint recognize game, if i knew that ***** i’d take her to lunch
@ Man
I dont kno about anyone else but I’ve been through my share of *****, gotta grow up sometime, but back to the nasty, u keep talkin like that n ima buy u a plane ticket ( one way of course
)
I got one for ya’ll. To make a long story short. My homegirl is a nut and she caught her man cheating and embar*****ed him in front of everyone. He dragged her home and ripped off her clothes and threw her on the floor, to embar***** her. He left her in the living room and went into the den. Mind you she had her period. She told me she got up and walked all over his house over his white carpet, upstairs to his closet all over his shoes dripping blood. She said it look like someone died in there. She said when he came back and saw his house, he lost his mind. He didn’t know what to do. hehehe. Thats my *****.
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NO WORDS
@Z(Check me out!)
“LMFAOOOOOO
My bad son. But thats the way it is with me. I seem to be a stepping stone. Dudes date me. ANd then the next chick they get be a white girl. ITS BULLSHYT!!!”
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Don’t let them *****s get you down cause you just the type a ***** like me tryin to wife. (I know a ***** yella but I’m just saying)
Probably thought they couldn’t handle you.
@SEXY Q
Listen everyone knows once you hit 30 it goes down hill. 28, you are on the fence and depression sets in. 29, you finally feel acceptance of your fate and you start picking out your coffin. Thats just the way it is.
@Z
I think its you (snicker)
@hannibal
27
@ be real
“@cutie pie – I thought my 20’s were hot ***** but when I turned 32 life looked so much clearer and whew my sexuality went through the roof!!!
There is not explaining the change in a woman’s body after 30, man you be finding spots you did not know existed…I already said too much whew!!”
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I was talking about that last week..that is the only thing I look forward to being 30+ for that sexual peak!!.. I heard it is something special
IS EVERYONE IN HERE OVER 25?
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Not I
I HOPE IM NOT THE YOUNGEST PERSON IN HERE…
@Jaxon, SexyQ. and Cutie
Yup, dude had to get his entire house recarpeted. Cost him a nice lil penny. (he had a big house in LI)oh well. He should not have been cheating.
@Ms Jaxon
I could never ignore you. I put my email up so you could hit me up
daprophet0605@yahoo.com
@Nue
Make you think right. How the hell did this curly lil hair get on this plate?
all i’m saying is i’m not rushing it or thinking about it when it happens it happens..
its funny when I was younger I couldn’t wait to turn 21 now that i’m past 21 I can’t wait to be rich before 30..that is my goal
Z(Check me out!)
“Yup, dude had to get his entire house recarpeted. Cost him a nice lil penny. (he had a big house in LI)oh well. He should not have been cheating.”
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Damn, “MAYBE” your girl wasn’t on top of her ***** and he went looking elsewhere.
**ducking under my desk and looking around**
@ Dana Dane ( I’m A Freak And I Don’t Care Just Don’t Get None In My Hair)
Im 26 and who U gonna check Truff
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I’M CHECKIN ALL CHICKS WHO DO NOT TRIM THEY CHIA PETS!!!
I’M CHECKIN ALL CHICKS WHO THINK IT’S COOL TO PLAY SMASH & TRASH WIT A DUDES PERSONAL PROPERTY!!!
I’M CHECKIN ALL CHICKS WHO THINK THEY “GETTIN OLD” & THEY JUST IN THEY MID 20’s!!!
I’M CHECKIN ALL CHICKS WHO THINK THEY ABOVE GETTIN CHECKED!!!
Hannibal, you might be older than me.
women’s intuition told me to drive down that block and I saw his car
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@BeReal
I’m curious, how many times has your “woman’s intuition” been wrong?
Ex. = He said he was going to play pool with his boys and I followed him and when you got there lo’ and behold he was playing pool with his boys…
Be honest
Oh yeah, so when he was telling you about his smashed up car, how did you hold in the laughter – cause YOU did it and where did he tell you he was at when his car got smashed up?
Hold on, are you making up stories?
I thought your screename was = “BeReal”?
How come no one heard the noise of you bustin’ up the windows 2 – 3am in the morning and saying stuff while you were doing it like = “f#ck you, f#ck this new b#tch, I hate you, I hate your daddy, I hate your mommy, you never please me in the bed anyways, etc…” Hmmmm
@SEXY Q
Listen everyone knows once you hit 30 it goes down hill. 28, you are on the fence and depression sets in. 29, you finally feel acceptance of your fate and you start picking out your coffin. Thats just the way it is.
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Im actually looking forward to getting older. Ima continue to take care of myself, and black men get better looking with age.
@MS. PHILLY
HOW OLD ARE U, IF U DONT MIND ME ASKIN…
@ man
“Damn, “MAYBE” your girl wasn’t on top of her ***** and he went looking elsewhere.”
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oooooooo you know you gonna get it
Redd Tony aka Earth Sign The Cops is watchin, The streets is talkin, Ya girl is unfaithful, Ya family ungrateful, Ya *****s aint loyal, Ya *****s aint lawyers, And everybody saw ya, And aint that a *****(Check me out!)
@Z
I think its you (snicker)
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I wish I was that creative, but I am too reserved for that. I have never been in that situation. Besides, I doubt a dude could successfully undress me complete against my will. SOmeone will die. She is a lil thing and fiesty as hell. She always down to ***** with someone. SHe the type fo chick that if you say you think your man is cheating, she will show up in the truck and have a picnic basket of provisions in the back seat for the 8 hour stakeout thats about to take place. Thats how she is. I can’t be bothered with all that shyt.
@Red Tony
“Im actually looking forward to getting older. Ima continue to take care of myself, and black men get better looking with age.”
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***** *****, don’t forget a ***** money get longer too!
@dapro11
Whats good ma dude!!!
Yo you readin this ish these ladies talkin about??? Im still trippin about the Playstation gettin toss out the window…. yeah scroll up if you havent already
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I think I am addicted to Junior’s strawberry shortcake!!! I’m willing to sell my tv for just a slice :p(Check me out!)
all i’m saying is i’m not rushing it or thinking about it when it happens it happens..
its funny when I was younger I couldn’t wait to turn 21 now that i’m past 21 I can’t wait to be rich before 30..that is my goal
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Yeah…I made it a goal to try and retire by the age of 35
I’m not old and I know it, I’m young and would like to stay young for a while, just because I’m married with children doesn’t mean I’m aged, just experienced…But I’m not mad at being young, I love it!
@Z
GIRL YOU WILD LMAO. WE DONT GO THRU THAT. NOT REAL WOMEN WHO ARE HAPPY WITH THEIR LIVES. ME AND ALL OF MY FRIENDS HAVE ENJOYED EVERY YEAR OF OUR LIVES SINCE 18 AND WOULDNT CHANGE A THING. THE MAJORITY OF THE YOUNGER BROADS I KNOW CANT STAND ME BECAUSE I STAY FLY, AT 28, LOOK YOUNGER THAN THEM, AND DONT HAVE HALF THE CHILDREN THEY HAVE(i have none). MY LIFE ISNT PERFECT, BUT IT MAKES ME HAPPY. I’VE NEVER SEEN A WOMAN THAT I KNOW PERSONALLY PANIC ONCE THEY HIT 30. THEY JOKE ABOUT IT, BUT HEY, IT’S BETTER THAN 88.
@EARTHSIGN
I KNOW THATS RIGHT!!
capricorn(especially them), leo, and scorpio men get better with age..not all men. I’ve seen my fair share of ugly old men
@Red Tony
“Im actually looking forward to getting older. Ima continue to take care of myself, and black men get better looking with age.”
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***** *****, don’t forget a ***** money get longer too!
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Of course
You know what … i think that black woman age BEAUTIFULLY… all my friends mothers, or any of the older females that i know.. they are looking good for being an older lady…
What the hell is someone gonna do with his dirty draws? Frame them and hang them up on their living room wall? Come on now this is just nasty!!!
I am going to be 38 on the 21st of this month and I tell you most days I have so much energy..I feel like I am 28 all over. Except when I was 28 I had a small child, my career was just starting.
When you get over 35 bills become easier, you have more money, you don’t get mad as easy….just really relaxed like smoking weed all the time…just mellow!
I know have that i don’t give a ***** attitude everything is not so serious.
Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
Z(Check me out!)
“Yup, dude had to get his entire house recarpeted. Cost him a nice lil penny. (he had a big house in LI)oh well. He should not have been cheating.”
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Damn, “MAYBE” your girl wasn’t on top of her ***** and he went looking elsewhere.
**ducking under my desk and looking around**
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U don’t have to duck. I don’t know why he cheated. Not my business. But when she told the story it was funny as shyt.
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I think I am addicted to Junior’s strawberry shortcake!!! I’m willing to sell my tv for just a slice :p(Check me out!)
capricorn(especially them), leo, and scorpio men get better with age..not all men. I’ve seen my fair share of ugly old men
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oh yeah ima Cap
@Hannibal,
I’m 21…I’ll be 22 in December
@ redd
Yeah…I made it a goal to try and retire by the age of 35
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lol 35 is not realistic..i want to retire at 50…if you say what you want and you work at it and you keep it in your mind it will happen, people don’t believe that but its true
@CUTIE PIE
“capricorn(especially them), leo, and scorpio men get better with age..not all men. I’ve seen my fair share of ugly old men”
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I’m a Scorpio man. We do everything well.
z
so you sayin you aint at leest gettin a little tingle down in yo magic spot, and here i be pickin out the china patterns and *****.
I’m a capricorn also! And yes we do age beautifully!
@Hanni
How old are you? We talk about some serious stuff…I dont want any prob with the law and corrupting a minor LMAO
@Da Pro
Check your email
@ Z
DAMN… “STEPPING STONE” HMMPH!;) SOUNDS MORE LIKE A CURSE!!! LOL!
OK! IF THAT’S THE CASE… I WILL NOT BE DATING YOU!!!
ALSO IT IS NOT ALL DOWNHILL AFTER 30 MY DEAR… IT JUST GETS REAL! PLUS MEN START STEPPING UP AFTER 30 SO YOU SHOULD GET A HUSBAND QUICK & EASY!!!
What up peeps, I’m back…what we talkn bout? what i miss?
@SEXYQ
All i know is Last thing I remember the bar would not sell me a drink. Next thing I know I am 23. I hear alot of women say 28 was a depressing year for them. Hell even my older sister is 6 years older than me call me and spaz out periodically bc she feels old at times. lol. Its all in good humour though. But time is moving so fast. dammit!
I’M CHECKIN ALL CHICKS WHO DO NOT TRIM THEY CHIA PETS!!!
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LOL!!! What if their man likes it chia petish?
There is not explaining the change in a woman’s body after 30, man you be finding spots you did not know existed
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@BeReal
Like where?
I’m quite sure I’ve found and hit every spot…
SMH @ myself for asking, but f#ck it, it’s the internet…
@ Ms. Philly
I’m a capricorn also! And yes we do age beautifully!
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OH PLEASE!!!!!!!! SMH!!!
Listen everyone knows once you hit 30 it goes down hill. 28, you are on the fence and depression sets in. 29, you finally feel acceptance of your fate and you start picking out your coffin. Thats just the way it is.
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I am 34 and I make better decsions and am much wiser. I am in the best shape of my life and I don’t wish I was in my 20’s again at all. I went through the 20’s era blind, deaf, and dumb.
@slide – I am not making up stories honey! My husband and I have been together for 19 years (married for
and we have been through everything! I have not been an angel either.
Yea my intution is sometimes wrong but now I believe that if something is going on it will come out, I don’t look for stuff anymore. I am pretty secure in my relationship. My husband travels 50% of the time for work…do you know how old I would look if I worried everytime. Somewhere around 32 I just started trusting him completely took my internal stuff to kick in
DA TRUFF HURTZ!!! ( The Truth also Helps, Heals, & Hopes…)(Check me out!)
@ Z
DAMN… “STEPPING STONE” HMMPH!;) SOUNDS MORE LIKE A CURSE!!! LOL!
OK! IF THAT’S THE CASE… I WILL NOT BE DATING YOU!!!
ALSO IT IS NOT ALL DOWNHILL AFTER 30 MY DEAR… IT JUST GETS REAL! PLUS MEN START STEPPING UP AFTER 30 SO YOU SHOULD GET A HUSBAND QUICK & EASY!!!
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I am not surprised. I am very pale with naturally str8 curly red hair and freckles. It does not surprise me that the same guys attracted to me would also be attracted to white women. But I have black features. Thats my saving grace.
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I think I am addicted to Junior’s strawberry shortcake!!! I’m willing to sell my tv for just a slice :p(Check me out!)
@ redd
Yeah…I made it a goal to try and retire by the age of 35
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lol 35 is not realistic..i want to retire at 50…if you say what you want and you work at it and you keep it in your mind it will happen, people don’t believe that but its true
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I have my eyes set on that goal. Maybe its not realistic. If I dont by 35, I will be close. Thats why I got like three jobs now..lol
Ms. Philly
I’M CHECKIN ALL CHICKS WHO DO NOT TRIM THEY CHIA PETS!!!
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LOL!!! What if their man likes it chia petish?
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HEY, IF HE DON’T MIND COUGHING UP HAIR-***** THATS ON HIM…
@ Truff
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, thats right put ur foot down daddy, u turnin me on!!!
@Slide – Like where?
I’m quite sure I’ve found and hit every spot…
SMH @ myself for asking, but f#ck it, it’s the internet…
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Now that is tooo ffffaaarr my brother!! Besides if I tell you then I’d have to kill you.
@MS. JAXON
I AM 21…
I’m a capricorn too.. we good peoples…
@@Ms Philly
I aint know you was a Cap too
@ Seen
Fam, if my PS3 getting thrown out the window believe that chick is next to fly
@ Everyone
It’s something about a woman that is over 30(around 33+) that is appealing to me
She’s experienced enough in her life to weed out bs
Appreciates a good man when she see’s one
Sex drive is through the roof
Giving head is a hobby(to a selected few)
Knows when she wants a relationship and when it’s just a f*&^
Independant yet can be submissive and willing to work with a man
i went down on a hairy ***** ***** and had to go to the dentist the next day to get a haircut.
@ da truff,
Steelers??!! You’ve GOT to be kidding me, lol! Boy them steelers is GARBAGE! I’ma SAINT and pun intended!
I am half and half w/ getting older..I dont think it be all bad but something about saying twenty- I just like
@ redd
“I have my eyes set on that goal. Maybe its not realistic. If I dont by 35, I will be close. Thats why I got like three jobs now..lol”
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damn lol..well you’re gonna have to work for yourself eventually to retire at 35..and when you do let me know what you did cause’ i might just want to retire at 35 too lol
@Z
U know U loved him and still do! But Ole Boy was wrong for that *****.
lol honestly I cant get with the whole destroyin the property bul*****, i got nice ***** somebody ***** wit it n im goin upside they head
@ be real
I heard your pleasure button gets bigger at 30..is it true
@ Everyone
It’s something about a woman that is over 30(around 33+) that is appealing to me
She’s experienced enough in her life to weed out bs
Appreciates a good man when she see’s one
Sex drive is through the roof
Giving head is a hobby(to a selected few)
Knows when she wants a relationship and when it’s just a f*&^
Independant yet can be submissive and willing to work with a man
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You dont got to be 30 to know, understand, and be down with the things on your list
Maybe b/c I’ve always *****ociated with people older and then dated older men…
@REDD TONY,
Yep, 12/24
@Z
MY YOUNGER SISTER IS 23. SHE TRIPS OFF OF MY YOUTHFULL DISPOSITION, AND MOST OF THE TIME PEOPLE THINK SHE’S OLDER. I LOOK AT MY MOTHER, HER SHAPE, HER APPEARANCE, AND THOUGH I KNOW SHE’S 46, SHE DOESNT LOOK IT AT ALL. MOST PEOPLE ALWAYS THINK THAT SHE’S MY SISTER. EVEN WHEN I POSTED OUT PICTURE ON HERE, THATS WHAT MOST OF THE POSTERS THOUGHT. I THINK 30 GETS DEPRESSING FOR THOSE WHO LOOK BACK AND REALIZE THAT THEY HAVENT EXPERIENCED A GOOD YOUNG ADULTHOOD, OR THEY DONT HAVE MUCH TO SHOW FOR WHAT THEY HAVE EXPERIENCED. IN THE PAST 10 YRS, I’VE LEARNED ALOT. AND WHAT I’VE LEARNED HAS GOTTEN ME A LONG WAY. GRATEFUL TO BE 28. COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE DEALS WHERE I DIDNT MAKE IT, YOU KNOW?
@ Z
LIGHT-SKIN GIRL SYNDROME HUH!?! MUST BE NYC…
BROTHA’S IN LA WILL SIGN A CHICK LIKE YOU IN A HEARTBEAT!!! OUT HERE IT’S THE DSG’s THAT GET DISSED…
i went down on a hairy ***** ***** and had to go to the dentist the next day to get a haircut.
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LMAO
@da pro – She’s experienced enough in her life to weed out bs
Appreciates a good man when she see’s one
Sex drive is through the roof
Giving head is a hobby(to a selected few)
Knows when she wants a relationship and when it’s just a f*&^
Independant yet can be submissive and willing to work with a man
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AMEN!
Mr. Sick(Check me out!)
@Z
U know U loved him and still do! But Ole Boy was wrong for that *****.
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Nah. I actually saw him about a year and a half ago. I surprised myself with my lack of feeling toward him. I would tell ya’ll if I still did. Its nuthin to me. But nope, I lost respect for him. I really think he is stupid…and weak.
@ redd
“I have my eyes set on that goal. Maybe its not realistic. If I dont by 35, I will be close. Thats why I got like three jobs now..lol”
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damn lol..well you’re gonna have to work for yourself eventually to retire at 35..and when you do let me know what you did cause’ i might just want to retire at 35 too lol
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Yeah I own a couple of businesses, and a 9 to 5…so I guess Im on the right track…lol
@ Z,
Girl, you is a fool. I swear you remind me of my sis or cuz…we would be best of friends if you were in N.O.! LOL!!
@DA PRO
She’s experienced enough in her life to weed out bs
Appreciates a good man when she see’s one
Sex drive is through the roof
Giving head is a hobby(to a selected few)
Knows when she wants a relationship and when it’s just a f*&^
Independant yet can be submissive and willing to work with a man
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SOME OF US REACH THESE STANDARDS LONG BEFORE 30 LUV(LOL..EXCEPT FOR THE TOTAL SUBMISSION. I CAN AGREE TO DO THINGS TO MAKE THINGS BETTER..BUT TOTAL SUBJECTION IS A WHOLE NOTHER. CANT COMPROMISE MY HAPPINESS TO MAKE ANOTHER HAPPY IF THEY ARENT WILLING TO DO THE SAME ESPECIALLY)
@Keesha – Now don’t be throwing no stones, the season just got started. But didn’t the Steelers win the superbowl 2 years ago?
Now that is tooo ffffaaarr my brother!!
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@BeReal
No it ain’t…
“BeReal”, turn into “BeOpen” and tell us…
A ni@@a like me aims to please… I need to know what I don’t know and turn what I thought I knew into what I now know
Just think about the number of women in the world that will be satisfied & thankful that you told the fellas on Bossip how to please them
Cutie Pie was posting them raunchy stories on here the other day, there ain’t no difference…
Alright, just picture the future smiles that you put on some of these future satisfied ladies faces… These ladies are laying there smiling, worn out & satisfied all because of you and your tips… You just finished teaching right, well teach another cl***** right here on Bossip…
Stop being selfish and share…
Map things out for the fellas… Thanks in advance, You’re the Best
@ Dana Dane ( I’m A Freak And I Don’t Care Just Don’t Get None In My Hair)
@ Truff
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, thats right put ur foot down daddy, u turnin me on!!!
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WELL YOU BETTER GET YA BOXING GLOVES & BABY OIL READY!!!
Ms. Philly(Check me out!)
@REDD TONY,
Yep, 12/24
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Yeah Im 1/3….I would have never thunk you was a Cap
@ Sexy Q
I feel you. Its not about how you look or feel. Its just about the thirty. But understand I am sure my disposition will change once I reach 30+. I have friends who are 30 sumthin and I bother them too about their age. And they bother me about mine. I am only 23. Let me be youthfully stupid.
@EARTHSIGN
Yeah I own a couple of businesses, and a 9 to 5…so I guess Im on the right track…lol
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I HEAR THAT HANDSOME. GOAL ORIENTED, BEAUTIFUL THING.
@ jaxon
tru tru
DA TRUFF HURTZ!!! ( The Truth also Helps, Heals, & Hopes…)(Check me out!)
@ Z
LIGHT-SKIN GIRL SYNDROME HUH!?! MUST BE NYC…
BROTHA’S IN LA WILL SIGN A CHICK LIKE YOU IN A HEARTBEAT!!! OUT HERE IT’S THE DSG’s THAT GET DISSED…
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Down south too dog.
@Z
YOUTHFULLY STUPID…ROFL. GIRL YOU AINT GOT NO SENSE!! LOL.
@ Kesha: (I BLEED “THE WRONG” BLACK-N-GOLD)
OH NO! NOT THE AINT’S!!!
SMH…….
It’s something about a woman that is over 30(around 33+) that is appealing to me
She’s experienced enough in her life to weed out bs
Appreciates a good man when she see’s one
Sex drive is through the roof
Giving head is a hobby(to a selected few)
Knows when she wants a relationship and when it’s just a f*&^
Independant yet can be submissive and willing to work with a man
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@dapro11
Get ‘em cousin…
Let ‘em what the deal is…
@DA Truff
Word? Thats trif. I guess i do have some kind of syndrome. Looking the way I look and being born into a pro-black “fight the power” black family. My mom think she is a black israelite. I have to keep telling her she not from Israel. She is from Alabama and she need to chill, but no one listen to me.
WOOOOO we got some babies and grandmas in here lol Yall still pretty though
Yeah Im 1/3….I would have never thunk you was a Cap
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REDD TONY,
Really?? Why you say that?
@Be Real
Yes TWO years ago with an entirely different roster. Steelers had “the Bus” but with gone it should how weak their running game really was
@ redd
“Yeah I own a couple of businesses, and a 9 to 5…so I guess Im on the right track…lol”
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thats good!! I’m starting my own music publishing company..I refuse to keep working for someone..I want to be the boss too lol
I remember when I used to go out and tell guys my real age and they’d be like DAMN GIRL YOU A BABY! But they still tried to talk to me…thats how I KNOW age ain’t nothing but a number, I used to pull *****s that was 25 at the age of 15…
@Ms Jaxon
You probably do have an “old soul”
I consider myself a young old head. I’ve been told I have an older man swagger about myself
I was put on to older women when I was about 18/19. I was dealing with this 35 yr old. She was wild as hell and turned me on to a few things about women. It was an educational experience
Ever since then I’ve been using my new powers. I’m 26 now
@ BeReal
@Keesha – Now don’t be throwing no stones, the season just got started. But didn’t the Steelers win the superbowl 2 years ago?
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AND THAT’S FO REAL, BE REAL!!!!!!!
“@BeReal
No it ain’t…
“BeReal”, turn into “BeOpen” and tell us…
A ni@@a like me aims to please… I need to know what I don’t know and turn what I thought I knew into what I now know
Just think about the number of women in the world that will be satisfied & thankful that you told the fellas on Bossip how to please them
Cutie Pie was posting them raunchy stories on here the other day, there ain’t no difference…
Alright, just picture the future smiles that you put on some of these future satisfied ladies faces… These ladies are laying there smiling, worn out & satisfied all because of you and your tips… You just finished teaching right, well teach another cl***** right here on Bossip…
Stop being selfish and share…
Map things out for the fellas… Thanks in advance, You’re the Best”
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yea be real tell us!! ..give me something to look forward to
@BEREAL,
OKOKOK…well, lets let this season speak for itself. Two years ago, was two years ago. I’m just sayin…Two years ago, the Saints was the SHYT too, we aint win no Superbowl cause of ole ***** as Chicago(i’m not gonna pull at that string) but i bet if we had beat Chicago, the Steelers wouldn’t have won that Superbowl…I’m just throwin it out there, ya dig??? Just be prepared for that Black and Gold this year cause Bush and Stockey…they go together like red beans and rice!
@ Ms. Philly
I remember when I used to go out and tell guys my real age and they’d be like DAMN GIRL YOU A BABY! But they still tried to talk to me…thats how I KNOW age ain’t nothing but a number, I used to pull *****s that was 25 at the age of 15…
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ALRIGHT AALIYAH!!! LOL! CHICKS LIKE YOU USED TO WANNA MAKE DUDES CATCH A CASE!!!
@SxyQ – LOL..EXCEPT FOR THE TOTAL SUBMISSION
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Submission in not the sense of giving up your idea but compromising to say okay there is another way that I did not think of. Quite honestly a lot of black women have a problem with this, but it does allow a man to be a man (which is the key to keeping him happy) It does have to be a 2 way street but it won’t always be 50-50, sometimes it is 80/20 or 60/40 but as long as you agree to go for the same ideas it will work.
@ Seen
Fam, if my PS3 getting thrown out the window believe that chick is next to fly
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@DA PRO…What good babes?
I threw my hubby’s PS2 outta the window…he was *****ED! LOL…Never saw so much rage, that made me so happy at the time though, then I bagged all his clothes and threw an ashtray full of hit blunts in the same bag…funny *****.
YKK ON YOUR ZIPPER”(sxyQblondie says..you dont like it, so what, i dont care.)(Check me out!)
@EARTHSIGN
Yeah I own a couple of businesses, and a 9 to 5…so I guess Im on the right track…lol
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I HEAR THAT HANDSOME. GOAL ORIENTED, BEAUTIFUL THING.
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Yeah. Id rather wrk hard as hell now so I wont have to do it later…feel me?
THE STEELERS AND THE SAINTS ARE GONNA LOSE CAUSE THE COWBOYS ARE TAKIN IT THIS YEAR, REAL TALK…
@Be Real
You know firsthand?? Let em know sweetheart
Ms. Philly, those are called pedophiles.
@DA TRUFF,
Thats what they used to call me, PYC…
Pretty Young Case…
SMH!
“She’s experienced enough in her life to weed out bs
Appreciates a good man when she see’s one
Sex drive is through the roof
Giving head is a hobby(to a selected few)
Knows when she wants a relationship and when it’s just a f*&^
Independant yet can be submissive and willing to work with a man”
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I know A LOT of 35 year olds who do not follow this formula what so ever…age aint got nothing to do with it..its maturity
@DaPro11
Yea a few of my boys have told me their “older women stories” WHEW!! I know there is a lot i stll have to experience and things are going to make me grow but I think my attitude and actions are lightyears ahead of some of this “women” my age.
Cosign CP @ 4:08
@ Da Truff,
The aints?…dont call them that, for real!
I’m real p*****ionate about my team yall, so if i come off a lil *****y, excuse me. I like footbal…but i LOVE the Saints!
@ da truff,
I was just joking…you can call them that in a very low whisper, lol!
@Slide – before you even get the spots just know that sex starts before the bedroom! It is a build up of flirting and communicating, rubbing, talking on the phone, running bath for her, rubbing her back when she comes from work, all of this will make a woman hotter than anything else, complimenting her, going to lunch..small things
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I think I am addicted to Junior’s strawberry shortcake!!! I’m willing to sell my tv for just a slice :p(Check me out!)
@ redd
“Yeah I own a couple of businesses, and a 9 to 5…so I guess Im on the right track…lol”
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thats good!! I’m starting my own music publishing company..I refuse to keep working for someone..I want to be the boss too lol
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Your own business is the best way to go. You determine your potential so theres no excuses
@BE REAL
NOW YOUR PHILOSOPHY OF “SUBMISSION” IM COOL WITH. BUT I’VE COME ACROSS MEN WHO DONT RECOGNIZE THAT PARTICULAR DEFINITION. THEY TURN IT INTO,
“DO WHAT THE HELL I TELL YOU TO DO, AND DEAL WITH WHAT THE HELL I TELL YOU TO DEAL WITH, AND IN TURN, I’M NOT GOING TO CHANGE A DAMNED THING ABOUT MYSELF!!”
I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH MAKING THE “NECCESARY” CHANGES TO BETTER OUR RELATIONSHIP IF IT’S SOMETHING THAT WE BOTH AGREE ON AND HE IS MAKING THE PROPER CHANGES AS WELL. BUT SOME OF THESE MEN NEED TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WORKING TOGETHER MEANS, AND THAT YOU CANT MOLD A WOMAN INTO YOUR PERSONAL “CREATION TO BE USED AT YOUR DISCRETION!!” LMAO THIS AINT COMING TO AMERICA!! AND I DONT DO THE “HOP ON ONE FOOT!! BARK LIKE A DOG!!” LMAO
@ hannibal,
I will be at the Cowboys game Monday night and i have to tell you…if they lose, i’ma come on here and rag yo azz tell i cant no mo, lol! So get ready!
ms philly, please dont ever take that picture down gurl u looka lika a soft rihanna version. very feminine.
I can’t wait for the Eagles to whip that Cowboys *****!
@KESHA
LMAO, AIGHT MA. BUT I GUARANTEE A VICTORY FOR THE COWBOYS, YEAH I SAID IT. ANYONE WANNA BET SUMTHIN?!
@Be Real
Yeah that’s true. The thing about power and submission that women don’t get is that in order to be submissive you have to first realize you have the control
Men (real) aren’t trying to control a women, our goal is to provide for the family
In order for us to reach that goal , a woman must do what’s necessary for her man
That’s about as even as it could. A true relationship might not be 50/50 because the man and the woman are required to do different things through the course of the relationship
@Ms Philly
NOT YOU!! I know he was *****ed. Did you at least cop him another one??
@dapro11
Yo that what you said about a women being 30 and up is so TRUE!!! I’m young (only 26) and my girl is 30 and yup she is exactly what you said and some. And trust me I been with damn near ever age group…. and its not the same.
@ Cutie
Amen….cuz I know alot of ditzy older chicks.
@EARTHSIGN
IT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL IF SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT WITH THAT MINDSET. INSURANCE, 401K’S EARLY IN LIFE. THE WORK YOU PUT IN AS A YOUNG MAN/WOMAN, PAYS OFF WHEN YOU GET OLDER AND WANT TO RELAX. NOTHING IN LIFE IS FREE. PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SMILE.
Ms. Philly(Check me out!)
Yeah Im 1/3….I would have never thunk you was a Cap
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REDD TONY,
Really?? Why you say that?
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Idk…Just saying… judging off your gravie and your comments I guess
@ redd
“Your own business is the best way to go. You determine your potential so theres no excuses”
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I agree 100%
Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
DA TRUFF HURTZ!!! ( The Truth also Helps, Heals, & Hopes…)(Check me out!)
@ Z
LIGHT-SKIN GIRL SYNDROME HUH!?! MUST BE NYC…
BROTHA’S IN LA WILL SIGN A CHICK LIKE YOU IN A HEARTBEAT!!! OUT HERE IT’S THE DSG’s THAT GET DISSED…
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Down south too dog.
Wait Yall mean to tell me I can go to the NO n LA n not get no play :O i dont believe u, u need more people
@ Hannibal
I THOUGHT THE FORT WORTH/ARLINGTON COWGIRLS WERE ON PROBATION AND NOT ALLOWED INTO THEY PLAYOFF THIS YEAR???
@Keesha – UUUUmmm, we will see first we have to kick Nikki U’s butt on sunday (Browns). We had one year to regroup from the Bus
@Hannibal – COWBOYS SUCK!! YOU KNOW THE COWBOYS AND STEELERS BEEN BEEFING SINCE 1970.
@ Kesha
That’s how i am about my Brownies…even when I hate them no one else better say anything about them
dapro11(Check me out!)
@Be Real
Yeah that’s true. The thing about power and submission that women don’t get is that in order to be submissive you have to first realize you have the control
Men (real) aren’t trying to control a women, our goal is to provide for the family
In order for us to reach that goal , a woman must do what’s necessary for her man
That’s about as even as it could. A true relationship might not be 50/50 because the man and the woman are required to do different things through the course of the relationship
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Tell dawg!!
Y’ALL *****S GOT JOKES RIGHT NOW, LETS SEE WHO IS TALKIN ***** WHEN THE COWBOYS IS HOLDIN THE TROPHY…
“YKK ON YOUR ZIPPER”(sxyQblondie says..you dont like it, so what, i dont care.)(Check me out!)
@EARTHSIGN
IT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL IF SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT WITH THAT MINDSET. INSURANCE, 401K’S EARLY IN LIFE. THE WORK YOU PUT IN AS A YOUNG MAN/WOMAN, PAYS OFF WHEN YOU GET OLDER AND WANT TO RELAX. NOTHING IN LIFE IS FREE. PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SMILE.
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Yeah..Its price you gotta pay though. I dont get a lot of free time you know…theres a lot of sacrafice. But I keep telling myself, my life really hasnt even started yet….lol
@ Hannibal,
Nah i didnt say i wanna put money on it, lol! I’m just sayin…i see you down for them boys, so just preparin you if that azz gets whopped, yours gonna get whopped on Bossip…but no, i’m not fina lose my money, lol! Cuz TO and Romo is a FOOL!
@Bossip Ladies – I will agree that you all are very mature, I thought you guys were older.
“IT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL IF SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT WITH THAT MINDSET. INSURANCE, 401K’S EARLY IN LIFE. THE WORK YOU PUT IN AS A YOUNG MAN/WOMAN, PAYS OFF WHEN YOU GET OLDER AND WANT TO RELAX. NOTHING IN LIFE IS FREE. PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SMILE.”
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thats why I save my money..I got 401k. I feel when your young that is the time you are suppose to work that *****..you got the energy and the time..i’m trying to travel the world at 50 not work..I got dreams and aspirations. When my girls are club hopping(i can’t front i’m there too sometimes lol gotta have a little fun) i’m at home coming up with business plans. I am not going to waste my youth forget that.
Hannibal(Check me out!)
Y’ALL *****S GOT JOKES RIGHT NOW, LETS SEE WHO IS TALKIN ***** WHEN THE COWBOYS IS HOLDIN THE TROPHY…
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Go ahead wit dat Cowgirl ***** Hannibal…Cowboys aint *****..But I cant talk, Im a Skins fan..
@ Man, I just don’t care
DA TRUFF HURTZ!!! ( The Truth also Helps, Heals, & Hopes…)(Check me out!)
@ Z
LIGHT-SKIN GIRL SYNDROME HUH!?! MUST BE NYC…
BROTHA’S IN LA WILL SIGN A CHICK LIKE YOU IN A HEARTBEAT!!! OUT HERE IT’S THE DSG’s THAT GET DISSED…
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Down south too dog.
Wait Yall mean to tell me I can go to the NO n LA n not get no play :O i dont believe u, u need more people
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YEA, YOU RIGHT BRO.!
I WAS IN THE A & CHARLOTTE EARLY SUMMER… LITE BRITE GIRLS WAS STROLLIN’ LIKE QUEENS WIT DEY NOSE IN THE AIR! DARK SKIN HONEYS ‘BOUT P*****ED OUT WHEN I RETURNED “THIER” HELLO’S WITH MY OWN & A SMILE!!!
SORRY DANA DANE!!!
@KESHA
LMAO, AINT NO ONE *****IN WITH T.O. THIS YEAR. AND IF YOUR A PATRIOT FAN, DONT EVEN BOTHER JOININ THIS CONVERSATION.
@ Be Real
Let me get this straight. You have been married for a while and been through your ups and downs but are still married and this is your comment:
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“Submission in not the sense of giving up your idea but compromising to say okay there is another way that I did not think of. Quite honestly a lot of black women have a problem with this, but it does allow a man to be a man (which is the key to keeping him happy) It does have to be a 2 way street but it won’t always be 50-50, sometimes it is 80/20 or 60/40 but as long as you agree to go for the same ideas it will work.”
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The men on Bossip have been telling these ladies the EXACT same thing and we nearly get our heads taken off.
YOU HAVE WHAT THEY WANT so in theory they should be listening to what YOU have to say.
Preach ma…
Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
dapro11(Check me out!)
@Be Real
Yeah that’s true. The thing about power and submission that women don’t get is that in order to be submissive you have to first realize you have the control
Men (real) aren’t trying to control a women, our goal is to provide for the family
In order for us to reach that goal , a woman must do what’s necessary for her man
That’s about as even as it could. A true relationship might not be 50/50 because the man and the woman are required to do different things through the course of the relationship
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Tell dawg!!
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Ya’ll are forever talking this shyt. But PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME. WHat are ya’ll doing for the woman? That she should feel she has to do what is necessary for you???? I NEED ANSWERS?!?!!?
BeReal(Check me out!)
@Slide – before you even get the spots just know that sex starts before the bedroom! It is a build up of flirting and communicating, rubbing, talking on the phone, running bath for her, rubbing her back when she comes from work, all of this will make a woman hotter than anything else, complimenting her, going to lunch..small things
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Let the church say “AMEN”
And women the reverse is true..men like to be romanced as well..not exactly the same way but wise person once told me something about having a smile on your face when your man comes home from work…
@REDD TONY
DIDNT THE REDSKINS GET THEY ***** WHIPPED BY THE GIANTS?
@ Anonymous…thanks thats like the 3rd time today I’ve heard Rihanna…I guess I kinda see it…but thanks again.
Dana Dane it’s true, I’m in LA. Down south they like the high HIGH yellow girls. North LA, not so much.
@Ms. Philly
You said: “I threw my hubby’s PS2 outta the window…he was *****ED! LOL…Never saw so much rage, that made me so happy at the time though, then I bagged all his clothes and threw an ashtray full of hit blunts in the same bag…funny *****.”
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Damn girl that sound a lil immature and crazy!!! What the hell did he do to deserve that?
@DANA DANE
Now in N.O., you will probaby do fine. You would probably get play anywhere down south. But I ain’t goin lie, if a yella thing enter the room you might get forgotten about.
Don’t get mad. I’m just telling you how it is.
You men feel bc ya’ll showed up, ya’ll should get all of your heart’s desires laid at your feet.
@ Dana Dane,
I have to admit, Man aint lyin bout down south, the dark skin girls get NO LOVE…unless you got a nice shape, then they be all over you like gravy on rice! If you got a booty, you can get just about any man you want…I’m not like skin, but i got some cushion and a tiny waist…so i usually have to ignore most of the men down here cause one thing about N.O. is they will grab and pull on you. They dont take rejection too well either! They get *****ED, lol!
Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!) : where are you in LA? NO?
Hannibal(Check me out!)
@REDD TONY
DIDNT THE REDSKINS GET THEY ***** WHIPPED BY THE GIANTS?
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Yeah yeah…I cant talk..but ***** dem Cowgirls..Romo gon choke watch…*****in round wit Jessica Simpson *****…lol
DAMN FOLKS! I JUST GOT MY DIAL UP UP AND GOING AGAIN BECAUSE I DIDN’T PAY MY PHONE BILL OVER THE SUMMER AND THEY FINALLY CUT MY SERVICE LAST WEEK.
WHAT HAS BEEN POPPIN???
@CP
Maturity is supposed to come with age but you knwo how that goes
No disrespect to the beautiful women of Bossip but many of the current generation of women have trouble being submissive and allowing a man to be a man
If you have a good man, appreciate him and let him know that. Basically “If you love you *****, hug you *****”
A kiss and smile can work miracles for a man. Give him that consistantly and watch how his game changes
@CUTIE
I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT!! I STILL GO OUT, BUT I MAKE SURE THAT MY FUTURE IS STRAIGHT. BUSH DONE MESSED UP SSI FOR US WHEN WE GET THAT AGE. SO 401K WILL BE A MUST!! LMAO!!
@EARTHSIGN
SO TRUE. I LOOK AT THE OLDER PEOPLE I KNOW THAT ARE SUCCESSFUL, HAVE NICE HOMES, NICE CARS, AND ARE ABLE TO COME AND GO AS THEY PLEASE. THEY LIVE COMFORTABLY, AND IT ALL CAME FROM HARD WORK.
BeReal(Check me out!)
“@Slide – before you even get the spots just know that sex starts before the bedroom! It is a build up of flirting and communicating, rubbing, talking on the phone, running bath for her, rubbing her back when she comes from work, all of this will make a woman hotter than anything else, complimenting her, going to lunch..small things”
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tell it..please continue to disburse knowledge sister…lovemaking is an art form..yes it is
@ Ms. Philly
@DA TRUFF,
Thats what they used to call me, PYC…
Pretty Young Case…
SMH!
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SMH REALLY HARD!!! LOL!
I CAN’T LIE… WHEN I WAS LESS MATURE SEVERAL YEARS BACK.., I FELL INTO THAT TRAP A COUPLE OF TIMES…
@Z
“Ya’ll are forever talking this shyt. But PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME. WHat are ya’ll doing for the woman? That she should feel she has to do what is necessary for you???? I NEED ANSWERS?!?!!?”
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What would you like to have done?
Damn girl that sound a lil immature and crazy!!! What the hell did he do to deserve that?
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I don’t even know what he did, thats how petty it was, and I agree that was extremely immature! But I was younger then….I’ve learned a lot just from that scenario.
@REDD TONY
LMAO, I DO AGREE THAT JESSICA SIMPSON MIGHT ***** UP MY CHANCES OF WINNIN BIG MONEY WHEN THE SUPER BOWL IS OVER…
THIS SITE IS OFF THE CHAIN STILL I SEE! YOU ALL GOT MEN WEARING WIGS AND DRESSES UP IN HERE AND *****! STAY SHRUGGING SHOULDERS AND SMDH WHILE ROTFLMWAO
@DAPRO
I HONESTLY FEEL THAT TODAY’S GENERATION OF MEN NEED TO LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COMPROMISE AND CONTROL. I HAVE NO PROBLEM DOING WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE COMPROMISINGLY TO MAKE MY RELATIONSHIP BETTER. BUT I DONT NEED A SECOND DADDY. AND I BELIEVE, SERIOUSLY, THAT SOME MEN GET THAT CONFUSED.
@ Truff n Oshie
Thats koo koo krazy! oh oh i cant believe it, u kno what, ima leave it alone cause i got some lightskinned homegirls on this thing but thats bogus
@ dapro
“Maturity is supposed to come with age but you knwo how that goes
No disrespect to the beautiful women of Bossip but many of the current generation of women have trouble being submissive and allowing a man to be a man
If you have a good man, appreciate him and let him know that. Basically “If you love you *****, hug you *****”
A kiss and smile can work miracles for a man. Give him that consistantly and watch how his game changes”
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the word “submissive” to me means something different than how you describe it..I think there needs to be another word to describe what your talking about..
Hannibal(Check me out!)
@REDD TONY
LMAO, I DO AGREE THAT JESSICA SIMPSON MIGHT ***** UP MY CHANCES OF WINNIN BIG MONEY WHEN THE SUPER BOWL IS OVER…
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lol…Yeah TO gay ***** too. He gon drop a p***** he should have caught thats gon cost yall the game…WATCH
@ Jaxon,
“And women the reverse is true..men like to be romanced as well..not exactly the same way but wise person once told me something about having a smile on your face when your man comes home from work…”
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Yup, i’ve heard this…from the horse’s mouth. My bro n law told me and my sis that was the reason why he cheated. Cause when he went home my sis was always *****in and yellin and screamin at the kids…his mistress(that lil crack w*****, i will call her) used to run his bath water, cook him dinner and dessert and always had a smile on her face to greet him…naked…needless to say, he got his azz handed to him by my sis and ME! Me worse, cause in my fam, i’m the loud one, the one that’s probably gonna go off. My sis is more reserved. She’s kinda a push over. I’m tryna change her though, lol!
@Z
I think you have had some triffling *****s in your life.
You a real keeper though….. I wouldn’t let something like you get away.
Got some ***** to work on now.
@OSHI
I’m in B.R. Damn, Louisiana reppin in this ***** hard.
@Kesha
When I was I was young I was hard on that yella thang too. That ***** changed once I went to SU. The dark skin sistas had ***** on LOCK!!!! I mean, it really wasn’t even a competition.
@DANA DANE
See, but like i said… don’t get mad. Same how it is for light skin brothers. We have to battle back all the time.
What I need is simple. Honesty, devotion, MONOGAMY, and friendship. This seem to be the hardest things for men. Especially the honesty and monogamy bit. And my intuition borders on psychic ability. I know when someone is being untrue, regardless of gender, age, or race. MOST OF YOU MEN SAY YOU WANT A WOMAN TO SUPPORT YOU EMOTIONALLY AND MENTALLY AND CATER TO YOUR WHIMS. BUT THE REALITY IS, YA’LL DO NOTHING TO DESERVE THAT.
Every woman wants their ***** to be they DADDY!
I feel like the day and the time we are in not a lot of women are going to want to be submissive. The past is the past and let it remain the past. Personally I wasn’t raised to be “submissive” I believe in 50/50 relationships. I feel all that is needed is respect for one’s partner.
NAW THE COWBOYS ARE GOIN UNDEFEATED THIS YEAR…
@ Man
I have come across good men and bad men. But they all have one thing in common. You all play games. thats whack!
this picture is frightening and this story is disgusting!
“YKK ON YOUR ZIPPER”(sxyQblondie says..you dont like it, so what, i dont care.)(Check me out!)
@DAPRO
I HONESTLY FEEL THAT TODAY’S GENERATION OF MEN NEED TO LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COMPROMISE AND CONTROL. I HAVE NO PROBLEM DOING WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE COMPROMISINGLY TO MAKE MY RELATIONSHIP BETTER. BUT I DONT NEED A SECOND DADDY. AND I BELIEVE, SERIOUSLY, THAT SOME MEN GET THAT CONFUSED.
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Yeah I got that I am daddy mentality…lol especially when it come to finances. But I try not to get carried away. The key is compromise, compromise, compromise…
Dane – I’m north LA, people aren’t the same up here. I think maybe the reason being is that there are so many mixed girls in N.O. to begin with, not just black and white but Haitian and Chinese and all kinds of exotic combinations which make really beautiful women.
BUT, what do I know, I’m white. Or I guess really really light skinned.
Cutie you are my kindred spirit.
I was raised that way as well.
@ Man: Is your power still out? I’m in Monroe we got nothin but a little rain.
Hannibal(Check me out!)
NAW THE COWBOYS ARE GOIN UNDEFEATED THIS YEAR…
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Watch you talking about Hannibal? ( I my Gary Coleman voice lol) Naw *****, you aint on your meds are you? I got Denver goin undefeated b 4 tha Cowgirls.
@ Z
DON’T START NO MESS!!!
I & ALOT OF OTHER BROTHA’S HANDLE THA BIZ!
BUBBLE BATH W/CANDLES… CHECK
WASH YA CAR… CHECK
FOOT/BACK M*****AGE… CHECK
FLOWERS @ YA JOB… CHECK
MAKING SURE YOU GET “YOURS”… CHECK
HEARING & LISTENING… CHECK
BILLS PAID… CHECK
RESPECT YA MOMS… CHECK
NOT CHECKING OUT YO SISTER OR FRIENDS… CHECK
REMEMBERING DATES, TIMES, PLACES, THINGS… CHECK
THAT’S JUST A FEW… WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT???
DO YOU ASK FOR IT UP FRON OR DO YOU WAIT & HOPE???
“I HONESTLY FEEL THAT TODAY’S GENERATION OF MEN NEED TO LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COMPROMISE AND CONTROL. I HAVE NO PROBLEM DOING WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE COMPROMISINGLY TO MAKE MY RELATIONSHIP BETTER. BUT I DONT NEED A SECOND DADDY. AND I BELIEVE, SERIOUSLY, THAT SOME MEN GET THAT CONFUSED.”
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see sxyq…thats why i like you..100% agree
Z
Chile, you still young. You still got the price tag on ya. You just been dealing with the wrong *****s, but you still got time and lots of mileage on that *****, so don’t get so jaded. Your DADDY is just around the corner to do that ***** right.
@ cutiepie,
“tell it..please continue to disburse knowledge sister…lovemaking is an art form..yes it is”
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Yes it is! Some men think all they need is a big *****…um, no sir! I need to be caressed, kissed, touched, rubbed, all that good stuff BEFORE during and after! A woman like to feel like she’s the sexiest thing on the planet, and you desire her and her only…that they shyt you do to her, you do it ONLY to her! Its a mental thing…We can tell the difference between *****ing and makin love and we damn sure dont always(because sometimes we do) wanna be *****ed! I need p*****ion, romance, all that good stuff
@REDD TONY
LMAO, THE COWBOYS ARE GONNA SEND A MESSAGE TO THE WHOLE NFL WHEN THEY KILL THE EAGLES
@Z
“Ya’ll are forever talking this shyt. But PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME. WHat are ya’ll doing for the woman? That she should feel she has to do what is necessary for you???? I NEED ANSWERS?!?!!?”
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Z someone has to make the first move, I guarantee you if you treat your man like gold he will give you what ever you want, But Man is right you have to tell them because men are not going to figure it out. Mostly men just want food, sex and sports but will do what makes you happy if they are happy. So cook for them, let them watch their sports give them sex.
Now this has to be a worthwhile man, all of them are not worth it, you will know by their attitudes and actions.
Good night all, my husband will be home in 2 hours and man I got to get those kids to bed!!
@cutie pie and dapro
@ dapro
“Maturity is supposed to come with age but you knwo how that goes
No disrespect to the beautiful women of Bossip but many of the current generation of women have trouble being submissive and allowing a man to be a man
If you have a good man, appreciate him and let him know that. Basically “If you love you *****, hug you *****”
A kiss and smile can work miracles for a man. Give him that consistantly and watch how his game changes”
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the word “submissive” to me means something different than how you describe it..I think there needs to be another word to describe what your talking about..
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I think you are thinking of the Webster’s “submissive” vs. the biblical “submissive”. Not to bring God here but when I read what Da Pro is saying it ties to a Christian hosehold and a man being the head of his household and a wife being in submission to her husband. It does not me she is a puppet and blindly follows but allowing a husband to lead his family. If you have the right type of man there is no problem supporting him in that effort b/c you know he has EVERYONE best interests in mind not just his own.
Now some men do twist that to mean a woman must do whatever a man says no matter how foolish… and in that case hell no. But if you are in a situation where you can trust your back is had and vice versa then “submission” and compromise comes easy
“BUBBLE BATH W/CANDLES… CHECK
WASH YA CAR… CHECK
FOOT/BACK M*****AGE… CHECK
FLOWERS @ YA JOB… CHECK
MAKING SURE YOU GET “YOURS”… CHECK
HEARING & LISTENING… CHECK
BILLS PAID… CHECK
RESPECT YA MOMS… CHECK
NOT CHECKING OUT YO SISTER OR FRIENDS… CHECK
REMEMBERING DATES, TIMES, PLACES, THINGS… CHECK”
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everything is good exceptfor paying my bills… everyone should and can pay their own bills…they didn’t need help running it up
@EARTHSIGN
LOL AT LEAST YOU CAN ADMIT THE “I AM DADDY SYNDROME”. AND THAT THE KEY IS COMPROMISE. I KNOW THAT SOME WOMEN HAVE A TENDANCY TO GET O.O.C WHEN IT COMES TO FINANCES. I DO HAVE A SHOPPING ADDICTION THAT NEEDS TO BE BROKEN. BUT I LIKE TACTFUL SUGGESTIONS AND DECISIONS. NOT FORCEFUL ONES. CAUSES ME TO BECOME REBELLIOUS.(LMFAO) BUT I WILL COOK, CLEAN, AND DO EVERYTHING THAT MAKES MY MAN HAPPY IF WE CAN COMPROMISE.
@Ms. Philly
Yeah I’m surprised he didnt slap the ***** out of you or given you S.B.S (Shaking ***** Syndrome)lol. Yeah It’s good you grew up cause you probably would have lost a good man.
DA TRUFF HURTZ!!! ( The Truth also Helps, Heals, & Hopes…)(Check me out!)
@ Z
DON’T START NO MESS!!!
I & ALOT OF OTHER BROTHA’S HANDLE THA BIZ!
BUBBLE BATH W/CANDLES… CHECK
WASH YA CAR… CHECK
FOOT/BACK M*****AGE… CHECK
FLOWERS @ YA JOB… CHECK
MAKING SURE YOU GET “YOURS”… CHECK
HEARING & LISTENING… CHECK
BILLS PAID… CHECK
RESPECT YA MOMS… CHECK
NOT CHECKING OUT YO SISTER OR FRIENDS… CHECK
REMEMBERING DATES, TIMES, PLACES, THINGS… CHECK
THAT’S JUST A FEW… WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT???
DO YOU ASK FOR IT UP FRON OR DO YOU WAIT & HOPE???
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I have yet to meet a man who does every single one of these things. They may get A, but they don’t get C. ANd to answer your question…I am not going to tell a man how he should treat his woman. If I have to tell you….than I feel you are not the one for me. It takes away from the value of them doing it, when you have to tell them to do it.
@ Z
@ Man
I have come across good men and bad men. But they all have one thing in common. You all play games. thats whack!
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ARE WOMEN PURE & INNOCENT??? OF COURSE NOT!
THAT’S WHY LIFE DON’T END & 30 LIKE I SAID, I GETS REAL.
YOU GET ALOT LESS GAMES & IMMATURITY.., FROM MEN & WOMEN AFTER 30!!!
@ hannibal,
“NAW THE COWBOYS ARE GOIN UNDEFEATED THIS YEAR…”
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See, nah you pushin it, lol!
Z (Pres. Bush can take a long walk on a short pier)(Check me out!)
What I need is simple. Honesty, devotion, MONOGAMY, and friendship. This seem to be the hardest things for men. Especially the honesty and monogamy bit. And my intuition borders on psychic ability. I know when someone is being untrue, regardless of gender, age, or race. MOST OF YOU MEN SAY YOU WANT A WOMAN TO SUPPORT YOU EMOTIONALLY AND MENTALLY AND CATER TO YOUR WHIMS. BUT THE REALITY IS, YA’LL DO NOTHING TO DESERVE THAT.
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Keep hope alive…( one fist in the air)
How long do you wait to have sex with the guys you see?
“I think you are thinking of the Webster’s “submissive” vs. the biblical “submissive”. Not to bring God here but when I read what Da Pro is saying it ties to a Christian hosehold and a man being the head of his household and a wife being in submission to her husband. It does not me she is a puppet and blindly follows but allowing a husband to lead his family. If you have the right type of man there is no problem supporting him in that effort b/c you know he has EVERYONE best interests in mind not just his own.
Now some men do twist that to mean a woman must do whatever a man says no matter how foolish… and in that case hell no. But if you are in a situation where you can trust your back is had and vice versa then “submission” and compromise comes easy”
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my family are devoted christians and “submission” was not practiced in the household..it was having respect for your husband and your wife
DENVER ALL DAY ERRDAY
@ CUTIE PIE
everything is good exceptfor paying my bills… everyone should and can pay their own bills…they didn’t need help running it up
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YOU P*****ED THE TEST!!! REAL WOMEN CAN HANDLE THEY OWN BIZ!!!!!!!
@KESHA
EVERYONE HERE KNOWS THE COWBOYS ARE GOIN UNDEFEATED THIS YEAR, WHAT TEAM IS BETTER THAN THEM?
@ Jaxon,
“I think you are thinking of the Webster’s “submissive” vs. the biblical “submissive”. Not to bring God here but when I read what Da Pro is saying it ties to a Christian hosehold and a man being the head of his household and a wife being in submission to her husband. It does not me she is a puppet and blindly follows but allowing a husband to lead his family. If you have the right type of man there is no problem supporting him in that effort b/c you know he has EVERYONE best interests in mind not just his own.
Now some men do twist that to mean a woman must do whatever a man says no matter how foolish… and in that case hell no. But if you are in a situation where you can trust your back is had and vice versa then “submission” and compromise comes easy”
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Speak on it Jax…speak on it! Yall, this a Christian woman right here! If yall dont know…you better RECOGNIZE!
@CUTIE PIE
see sxyq…thats why i like you..100% agree
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THANK YOU MOMMA
I THOUGHT THIS BLOG WAS ABOUT JACKO??? YOU NICCAS IS GOING SOFT TALKIN BOUT PAYIN YOUR BILLS AND *****. WTF?? WHY PAY FOR THE COW WHEN YOU CAN GET MILK FROM THE ***** FOR FREE???
LMAO, THE COWBOYS ARE GONNA SEND A MESSAGE TO THE WHOLE NFL WHEN THEY KILL THE EAGLES
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WE’LL SEE!
“Yes it is! Some men think all they need is a big *****…um, no sir! I need to be caressed, kissed, touched, rubbed, all that good stuff BEFORE during and after! A woman like to feel like she’s the sexiest thing on the planet, and you desire her and her only…that they shyt you do to her, you do it ONLY to her! Its a mental thing…We can tell the difference between *****ing and makin love and we damn sure dont always(because sometimes we do) wanna be *****ed! I need p*****ion, romance, all that good stuff”
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you aint never lied! thats what i’m talking about..
you got to stimulate me mentally before we go any further..intelligence makes me hot lol
Z someone has to make the first move, I guarantee you if you treat your man like gold he will give you what ever you want, But Man is right you have to tell them because men are not going to figure it out. Mostly men just want food, sex and sports but will do what makes you happy if they are happy. So cook for them, let them watch their sports give them sex.
Now this has to be a worthwhile man, all of them are not worth it, you will know by their attitudes and actions.
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So tru, everyman cannot get this treatment b/c they just take take take and rarely give back
@ JD
I don’t think I am jaded. I don’t think all dudes are like that. I do think its NYC. The dudes here are trash. But I am relocating in two months. So, I will have new possibilities. But until then, I know chicks down south that be going thru the drama too with their men. I have been fortunate in my opinion, but I never had it nearly as bad as chicks I know. I don’t have any kids. And I know alot of women who children have sibling by other women who are the same age as their kids. THese are horror stories for me. They keep me alert and I am extremely picky. I can’t ***** up my life by choosing the wrong mate. I got too much going for me.
@ Hannibal,
I think ole Eli gon give you a run for ya money…i love them Manning boys(so i’m biased, lol)
FUTURECAST
OCTOBER 16, 2008
ADAM “PAC MAN” JONES RELAPSES AND ATTENDS DALLAS STRIP CLUB SEEKING TO GET HIS ROCKS OFF WITH A SWEATY NEWPORT SMOKIN STRIPPER. AFTERWARDS HE IS ARRESTED FOR SPITTING IN HER FACE BECAUSE HE FINDS OUT SHE IS REALLY A HE!
COWBOYS LOSE!
Z (Pres. Bush can take a long walk on a short pier)(Check me out!)
What I need is simple. Honesty, devotion, MONOGAMY, and friendship. This seem to be the hardest things for men. Especially the honesty and monogamy bit. And my intuition borders on psychic ability. I know when someone is being untrue, regardless of gender, age, or race. MOST OF YOU MEN SAY YOU WANT A WOMAN TO SUPPORT YOU EMOTIONALLY AND MENTALLY AND CATER TO YOUR WHIMS. BUT THE REALITY IS, YA’LL DO NOTHING TO DESERVE THAT.
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You know what.. I believe you on the psychic tip. The thing is, MEN DON’T DO THAT *****…..EVER!!
If I’m mad at my boy I casually tell him “***** YOU PUNK ***** *****GOT YOU *****ED UP __________” and completely mean it.
When a woman is mad you might get yelled at, the silent treatment, cheated on ect and never know why. I think a lot boils down to poor communication.
Damn, smh I have all four of the qualities listed. At least that’s what I’m looking for in an old lady.
you got to stimulate me mentally before we go any further..intelligence makes me hot lol
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I KNOW THATS RIGHT MISSY!!
Z (Pres. Bush can take a long walk on a short pier)(Check me out!)
@ Man
I have come across good men and bad men. But they all have one thing in common. You all play games. thats whack!
WHY IS THAT?!?!?
TO ALL THE MEN ON HERE
WHy is that? Why do u all play games? and the crazy ***** is , its the same game!!! THE SAME DAMN ONE!! Sure the mannerisms might be different, but its the same thing, im so tired of it
Family lets break the word submission down
Sub-an alternate or replacement
A women should be the alternate of her man (i.e Michelle Obama, she says what Barack can’t)
Mission- goal, purpose, accomplishment
If we have the same agenda in life -success(depends on your outlook), financial, family, etc.
We should be able to trust one another to contribute to the relationship. Sometimes you have to tell one another what it is you expect from them
Relationships are like traveling in different cars. You might take the e-way(expressway, interstate) and he/she might take the streets but regardless of the method you still end up at the same location
YKK ON YOUR ZIPPER”(sxyQblondie says..you dont like it, so what, i dont care.)(Check me out!)
@EARTHSIGN
LOL AT LEAST YOU CAN ADMIT THE “I AM DADDY SYNDROME”. AND THAT THE KEY IS COMPROMISE. I KNOW THAT SOME WOMEN HAVE A TENDANCY TO GET O.O.C WHEN IT COMES TO FINANCES. I DO HAVE A SHOPPING ADDICTION THAT NEEDS TO BE BROKEN. BUT I LIKE TACTFUL SUGGESTIONS AND DECISIONS. NOT FORCEFUL ONES. CAUSES ME TO BECOME REBELLIOUS.(LMFAO) BUT I WILL COOK, CLEAN, AND DO EVERYTHING THAT MAKES MY MAN HAPPY IF WE CAN COMPROMISE.
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Sheeeit…thats one of my prerequisites for a woman..If you dont cook, clean, and iron you cant be my wife
@ Z
“I have yet to meet a man who does every single one of these things. They may get A, but they don’t get C”
I DON’T KNOW IF YOU HAVE GOTTEN BURNT & BITTER IN YOUR YOUNG AGE DUE TO THE STORIES YOU HAVE SHARED.
BUT NO MAN IS PERFECT!!!
IF THERE WAS A LIST OF THE 1000 THINGS 4 A MAN 2 DO & BE PERFECT FOR A WOMAN…
BE HAPPY IF HE GOT HALF!!!!!!!
YOUR BAR OF EXPECTATIONS MAY BE SET A LIL HIGH FOR ANY MAN ON EARTH TO REACH…….
I BET ALL OF U THAT T.O. IS GONNA BE THE MVP
When my husband and I went to pre-marriage counseling, my Pastor discussed with us the vows and I did not want to use the word “obey”. Pastor looked at me funny like “girl you spose to say obey” . I feel like I’ve held up my end of the bargain, I love him, I honor him and I respect him, but obey just seemed…not the right word for me at the time. Am I wrong ladies? Or gents…
@ cutiepie,
“intelligence makes me hot lol”
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Girl, you aint neva lied…that is the sexiest thing! I can stand a man that cant even hold a decent ***** conversation! That is a deal breaker! Even an ok lookin guy just looks more attractive if he’s intelligent! I remember this dude my sis and bro n law introduced me to, at first glance, he wasnt the cutest man i had ever been with but when i tell you this man was soo intelligent, and taught me so much and had sooo much going for himself…i think i need to look him up again, lol! Our conversations on the phone would last hours! But he lived in DC so we saw each other only a few times a year. He did make an effort though, he’d fly down every 3-4 months to see me…Yup, i need to look him up…
Hey! What y’all talkin’ about?
@ Redd Tony
Right now the guy I am seeing…i have known him for two and half years and he still has not gotten any. I doubt he ever will too. Do you know why? BC he is playing games! ya’ll dudes trip me out for real.
But it depends on the guy and what I want from the guy. The more I like you, the longer I make you wait. But then you have some cats who get tight when u make em wait. I tell em no, and dude gets an attitude with me. I cut those off immediately.
TO ALL THE MEN ON HERE
WHy is that? Why do u all play games? and the crazy ***** is , its the same game!!! THE SAME DAMN ONE!! Sure the mannerisms might be different, but its the same thing, im so tired of it
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I think a wise man said, aint nuthin better than some new *****. (Im joking, but Im not joking…lol)
But exactly what is it you are talking about?
my family are devoted christians and “submission” was not practiced in the household..it was having respect for your husband and your wife
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Like you said it’s the word you don’t like but respect for husband and wife is the same thing
@ DA Truff
…But I am a perfectionist!
@ dapro
“Family lets break the word submission down
Sub-an alternate or replacement
A women should be the alternate of her man (i.e Michelle Obama, she says what Barack can’t)
Mission- goal, purpose, accomplishment
If we have the same agenda in life -success(depends on your outlook), financial, family, etc.
We should be able to trust one another to contribute to the relationship. Sometimes you have to tell one another what it is you expect from them
Relationships are like traveling in different cars. You might take the e-way(expressway, interstate) and he/she might take the streets but regardless of the method you still end up at the same location”
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ok I agree on the break down..however lets keep it ultra funky…guys that are asking women to be “submissive” are not thinking the same way you do.
oh and is this statement: “A women should be the alternate of her man (i.e Michelle Obama, she says what Barack can’t)” vice versa??
@ DAPRO11
“Relationships are like traveling in different cars. You might take the e-way(expressway, interstate) and he/she might take the streets but regardless of the method you still end up at the same location”
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TELL IT!!!
BUT LADIES WANNA GET MAD BECAUSE WE MADE A STOP ALONG THE WAY OR GAVE SOME POOR HELPLESS PERSON A RIDE!
THEN WHEN WE PULL UP THEY START KEYIN THE CAR, SUGARING THE TANK & SLICING TIRES!!!
(Pres. Bush can take a long walk on a short pier)(Check me out!)
@ Redd Tony
Right now the guy I am seeing…i have known him for two and half years and he still has not gotten any. I doubt he ever will too. Do you know why? BC he is playing games! ya’ll dudes trip me out for real.
But it depends on the guy and what I want from the guy. The more I like you, the longer I make you wait. But then you have some cats who get tight when u make em wait. I tell em no, and dude gets an attitude with me. I cut those off immediately.
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Well to be honest with, you have the right idea. Make em wait till marriage. But I still think you are the problem (smile)
@ 2cute,
lol!…Girl…obey is in the marriage vows, lol? I did not know that…um yes, that will be a hard one for me too, lol! I think i will replace that word with something more fit…like, listen to reason and definitely give some deep thought to it, lol!
Jaxson put the pic with the sungl*****es back up cuz the new one is well..
@ Z
@ DA Truff
…But I am a perfectionist!
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…BUT ARE “YOU” PERFECT???
I just learned how to do this <3 how cool is that?
I know i’m not a guy..but i don’t think “new *****” is that great as compared to ***** you know and love
..right?? give me hope please lawd
@ DA Truff
On a serious note:
I look at it like this. Ladies tell me if your agree or not. Maybe I am wrong. ioono.
If i do not bring drama to your feet. I don’t lie to you. I don’t play games. As ya’ll see, I am pretty blunt and straight forward, and an all around no nonsense type of person.
WHY SHOULD I ACCEPT THAT WHICH I AM NOT GIVING? I should excuse a man’s bs? bc he is not perfect? But, i don’t do that shyt, so why should you? I am young but I am old enough to know right from wrong. I have my own career and I am very busy. But i make time for my dude. I am there for him if and when he needs me at all times. Thats why we have cell phones. SO?? why should I accept someone else’s shortcomings? I want to know why? I NEED ANSWERS!!!!
oh WAIT!! It didn’t work…lol back to the drawing board…
z, i see u standing tall and lovely (wnking back at u) slim goody.)
@ Kesha
“lol!…Girl…obey is in the marriage vows, lol? I did not know that…um yes, that will be a hard one for me too, lol! I think i will replace that word with something more fit…like, listen to reason and definitely give some deep thought to it, lol!”
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thats why when that time comes..i’m writing my own ish lol
cutie pie – the answer is, sadly, no. You can grow fond of the way the old ***** makes breakfast and does your laundry and puts up with your horrible gas, but ultimately every single man is a lying ***** cheater.
@ dA TRUFF
Yes, I honestly do believe I am perfect. I am Zen.
“WHY SHOULD I ACCEPT THAT WHICH I AM NOT GIVING? I should excuse a man’s bs? bc he is not perfect? But, i don’t do that shyt, so why should you? I am young but I am old enough to know right from wrong. I have my own career and I am very busy. But i make time for my dude. I am there for him if and when he needs me at all times. Thats why we have cell phones. SO?? why should I accept someone else’s shortcomings? I want to know why? I NEED ANSWERS!!!!”
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yea why?!?! no one is perfect that is true..but we all got sense
@ Z,
“What I need is simple. Honesty, devotion, MONOGAMY, and friendship.”
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That is my list COMPLETELY!!! This ***** is UBER-IMPORTANT to me, no ifs ands or buts about it. Dang, i swear our moms must be related or something!
@ROZZA
HEYYYYY MY V.A SISTER!!! HOW’S THE NEW JOB?
@EARTHSIGN
I NEVER MIND COOKING, CLEANING, MAKING SURE I ROCK MY MANS WORLD, AS LONG AS HE MAKES ME FEEL APPRECIATED. WHEN I START TO FEEL LIKE “DIS ***** HERE IS TRIPPIN” THEN I COULD CARE LESS, AND HE CAN BEAT IT FOR REAL!!
z, not 2 offend u but where i am from Grand Rapids is a good thing 2 b called slim goody.
“cutie pie – the answer is, sadly, no. You can grow fond of the way the old ***** makes breakfast and does your laundry and puts up with your horrible gas, but ultimately every single man is a lying ***** cheater.”
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I think its because guys get tired of the old routine of sex… i think there isn’t the element of surprise in sex after you’ve been with someone for a while.
thats why i keep on surprising
@DA TRUFF
BUT LADIES WANNA GET MAD BECAUSE WE MADE A STOP ALONG THE WAY OR GAVE SOME POOR HELPLESS PERSON A RIDE!
THEN WHEN WE PULL UP THEY START KEYIN THE CAR, SUGARING THE TANK & SLICING TIRES!!!
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KEEP IT REAL LUV, HOW MANY “RIDES” CAN YOU GIVE TO A POOR HELPLESS PERSON? AND HOW MANY “POOR HELPLESS PEOPLE” CAN YOU RUN INTO IN ONE MONTH? THATS WHY THE CAR GET’S BANGED UP AND DOMES GET BOXED UP. CAUSE OF THE LIES!! LMFAO
and also some men are so ***** hungry and they don’t realize their greedy ways until after they are old and gray and are not the sexy ones in the club any more
dapro11(Check me out!)
Family lets break the word submission down
Sub-an alternate or replacement
A women should be the alternate of her man (i.e Michelle Obama, she says what Barack can’t)
Mission- goal, purpose, accomplishment
If we have the same agenda in life -success(depends on your outlook), financial, family, etc.
We should be able to trust one another to contribute to the relationship. Sometimes you have to tell one another what it is you expect from them
Relationships are like traveling in different cars. You might take the e-way(expressway, interstate) and he/she might take the streets but regardless of the method you still end up at the same location
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Dapro, although you make an excellent point, the word submission as it relates to relationships, marriage, etc means to yield oneself to the authority or will of another. I personally think that is better to reach a compromise than to totally to submit to someone elses needs. When you are in a relationship all the things you were talking about comes with time, if you choose to grow together.
@ Anonymous
I am not offended. Thanks for the compliment.
Z (Pres. Bush can take a long walk on a short pier)(Check me out!)
@ DA Truff
On a serious note:
I look at it like this. Ladies tell me if your agree or not. Maybe I am wrong. ioono.
If i do not bring drama to your feet. I don’t lie to you. I don’t play games. As ya’ll see, I am pretty blunt and straight forward, and an all around no nonsense type of person.
WHY SHOULD I ACCEPT THAT WHICH I AM NOT GIVING? I should excuse a man’s bs? bc he is not perfect? But, i don’t do that shyt, so why should you? I am young but I am old enough to know right from wrong. I have my own career and I am very busy. But i make time for my dude. I am there for him if and when he needs me at all times. Thats why we have cell phones. SO?? why should I accept someone else’s shortcomings? I want to know why? I NEED ANSWERS!!!!
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I agree but there are some shortcomings you will have to accept. I think the key is knowing upfront what issues are deal breakers. And what things you can get over or bend on
If you want a man to do the exact same things you do then let min know from the beginning
new ***** is like getting a new car! it has a fresh new smell for a couple of weeks then after the thrill wears off it is like the one you had before
@ 2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺
HECK YEA YOU WAS WRONG FOR THAT!!!
ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS!!!
IF YOU LOVE AND BELIEVE IN AND TRUST A MAN ENOUGH TO MARRY HIM… THEN YOU SHOULD LOVE, BELIEVE, AND TRUST ENOUGH TO SAY YOU WILL OBEY HIM!!!
IF YOUR MAN TOLD YOU TO GO TAKE A BATH WHILE HE FIXED DINNER… WOULD YOU OBEY HIM???
IF YOUR MAN SAID PACK YOUR MAKE-UP, TOOTH BRUSH, ETC. 3 SEXY DRESSES & YOUR HEELS CAUSE WE’RE GOING TO VEGAS… WOULD YOU OBEY HIM???
WOMEN WHO FEAR THE WORD “OBEY” ARE ACTULLY IN FEAR OF THIER MAN…….
@sxyQ: Hey guuuurrrrrlll! The new job is great! Two days worth of checking in and filling out paperwork, though.
What are y’all talking ’bout up in here? I am being nosy and want to jump in!
@DA TRUFF
BUT LADIES WANNA GET MAD BECAUSE WE MADE A STOP ALONG THE WAY OR GAVE SOME POOR HELPLESS PERSON A RIDE!
THEN WHEN WE PULL UP THEY START KEYIN THE CAR, SUGARING THE TANK & SLICING TIRES!!!
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Naw dogg, (pulled up and gave some bystander a ride, who was most likely a female?) you know thats grounds already for an argument. You cant win on that one
Hear’s JD’s answer to all y’alls courtship delimmas. Don’t get married! Monogamy, Honesty and Communication are unreasonable expectations in this day and age. If you *****s can’t come to terms on the basic roles that man and woman is suppose to play in a basic relationship, then how can y’all expect harmonious bliss during marriage? Just date, f*ck and be happy.
M-Daddy’s Mustache (still crying after Jay Cutler but the ROYAL beatdown on that *****)(Check me out!)
new ***** is like getting a new car! it has a fresh new smell for a couple of weeks then after the thrill wears off it is like the one you had before
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LMAO
z
wake your ***** up because you are living a fantasy
It’s ingrained in their DNA, they have to seek new *****. No amount of BJs or yoga or Summer’s Eve will change that.
“new ***** is like getting a new car! it has a fresh new smell for a couple of weeks then after the thrill wears off it is like the one you had before”
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i soooooo hate to admit that there is ANY truth to what this CRAZY just said…but this is some REAL talk…thanks Marquis, 6am, or whatever psycho this is…
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I think I am addicted to Junior’s strawberry shortcake!!! I’m willing to sell my tv for just a slice :p(Check me out!)
and also some men are so ***** hungry and they don’t realize their greedy ways until after they are old and gray and are not the sexy ones in the club any more
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Naw..I cant speak for other men, but Im a loyal man in my relationship
@Z
WHY SHOULD I ACCEPT THAT WHICH I AM NOT GIVING? I should excuse a man’s bs? bc he is not perfect? But, i don’t do that shyt, so why should you? I am young but I am old enough to know right from wrong. I have my own career and I am very busy. But i make time for my dude. I am there for him if and when he needs me at all times. Thats why we have cell phones. SO?? why should I accept someone else’s shortcomings? I want to know why? I NEED ANSWERS!!!!
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THIS IS WHY COMPROMISE IS SO IMPORTANT IN ANY RELATIONSHIP. WHETHER IT BE THE ONE YOU HAVE WITH A MAN THAT IS ROMANTICALLY INTIMATE, OR WITH ANYONE. I HEARD SOMEONE MENTION EARLIER THAT NO ONE IS PERFECT, AND THAT IS SO TRUE. THE ISSUE AT HAND WITH THIS CASE HOWEVER IS, EVERY PERSON ON EARTH THAT YOU ENCOUNTER WILL HAVE TRAITS THAT IRK THE HELL OUT OF YOU. QUESTION IS, ARE THEY TRAITS THAT YOU CAN DEAL WITH? TRAITS THAT YOU CAN ASK THEM TO CHANGE AND RE-ADJUST FOR THE BETTER? OR ARE THEY TRAITS THAT ARE SIMPLY UNBEARABLY UNECCESARY, AND YOU CANT GET PAST THEM? WHEN YOU BEGIN TO GENUINELY CARE FOR ANOTHER INDIVIDUAL, AND THEY THROW AWAY THE REPRESENTATIVE THEY INTRODUCED YOU TO, AND SHOW YOU THE REAL THEM, THEY ARE EXPOSED. YOU CHOOSE THEN, AS DO THEY, IF THE TWO OF YOU ARE WILLING TO MAKE SACRIFICIAL CHANGES TO BETTER THE RELATIONSHIP. NOW IF IT’S SOMETHING LIKE ABUSE/CHEATING/PATHOLOGICAL LYING, THATS A WHOLE NOTHER, AND YOU DECIDE IF IT’S WORTH IT.
THIS IS WHY COMPROMISE IS SO IMPORTANT IN ANY RELATIONSHIP. WHETHER IT BE THE ONE YOU HAVE WITH A MAN THAT IS ROMANTICALLY INTIMATE, OR WITH ANYONE. I HEARD SOMEONE MENTION EARLIER THAT NO ONE IS PERFECT, AND THAT IS SO TRUE. THE ISSUE AT HAND WITH THIS CASE HOWEVER IS, EVERY PERSON ON EARTH THAT YOU ENCOUNTER WILL HAVE TRAITS THAT IRK THE HELL OUT OF YOU. QUESTION IS, ARE THEY TRAITS THAT YOU CAN DEAL WITH? TRAITS THAT YOU CAN ASK THEM TO CHANGE AND RE-ADJUST FOR THE BETTER? OR ARE THEY TRAITS THAT ARE SIMPLY UNBEARABLY UNECCESARY, AND YOU CANT GET PAST THEM? WHEN YOU BEGIN TO GENUINELY CARE FOR ANOTHER INDIVIDUAL, AND THEY THROW AWAY THE REPRESENTATIVE THEY INTRODUCED YOU TO, AND SHOW YOU THE REAL THEM, THEY ARE EXPOSED. YOU CHOOSE THEN, AS DO THEY, IF THE TWO OF YOU ARE WILLING TO MAKE SACRIFICIAL CHANGES TO BETTER THE RELATIONSHIP. NOW IF IT’S SOMETHING LIKE ABUSE/CHEATING/PATHOLOGICAL LYING, THATS A WHOLE NOTHER, AND YOU DECIDE IF IT’S WORTH IT.
were is my son,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,who are you
i love you no matter who you are i birthed you my son.
@Z
Crazy ***** Virgos
@ redd
“Naw..I cant speak for other men, but Im a loyal man in my relationship”
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you’re one of a kind..guys like you only come every other millennium lol
ms philly, i see it rihanna n its the eyes n the smile simply beautiful as sung by maxwell.
@ Kesha
@ Z,
“What I need is simple. Honesty, devotion, MONOGAMY, and friendship.”
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That is my list COMPLETELY!!! This ***** is UBER-IMPORTANT to me, no ifs ands or buts about it. Dang, i swear our moms must be related or something!
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AND A BROTHA CAN GIVE YOU THAT! I’VE DONE IT!!!
BUT LET A DUDE BE LATE ONCE, NOT TAKE OUT THE TRASH, HAVE THE CELLY GO OUT, FORGET THAT ARBITRARY ANNIVERSARY, WATCH TWO GAMES INSTEAD OF ONE, ACCIDENTALLY RUN INTO AN OLD CHICK AT THE MALL….
THEN IT’S ON!!!
@ Truff
LMAO. We can’t give directions no more!!
@EarthSign
Yeah it’s true ain’t no ***** like new ***** until (Like Chris Rock said) you realize
New ***** can’t cook
New ***** can’t clean
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I think I am addicted to Junior’s strawberry shortcake!!! I’m willing to sell my tv for just a slice :p(Check me out!)
@ redd
“Naw..I cant speak for other men, but Im a loyal man in my relationship”
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you’re one of a kind..guys like you only come every other millennium lol
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lol..Im sure theres plen T of dudes that share my sentiments. But I do beleive there is a good Black Man shortage in America..lol
BUT LET A DUDE BE LATE ONCE, NOT TAKE OUT THE TRASH, HAVE THE CELLY GO OUT, FORGET THAT ARBITRARY ANNIVERSARY, WATCH TWO GAMES INSTEAD OF ONE, ACCIDENTALLY RUN INTO AN OLD CHICK AT THE MALL….
THEN IT’S ON!!!
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SOUNDS LIKE YOU WERE DEALING WITH SOME UNSTABLE CREATURES. JUST COULDNT BE SATISFIED.
Hey Da Truff! How is it going in here today?
@ dapro
“@ Truff
LMAO. We can’t give directions no more!!
@EarthSign
Yeah it’s true ain’t no ***** like new ***** until (Like Chris Rock said) you realize
New ***** can’t cook
New ***** can’t clean”
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ok!! i like you
@DAPRO
Yeah it’s true ain’t no ***** like new ***** until (Like Chris Rock said) you realize
New ***** can’t cook
New ***** can’t clean
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ROFL…..YEAH AND IT MIGHT NOT HOLD A CANDLE TO THE OLD!!
@ Redd, you’re only saying that trying to get some. Admit it
@ Sexy Q : That is an outstanding gravie.
@ Cutie pie : Ma pretty smile . Your soul most glow.
@ Z : You are a smooth tall gl***** of water !
Mama always said if you have something good to say say it !
OH ROZZA!! I FORGOT TO ANSWER. CONVO TODAY: WOMEN AND MEN/ SUBMISSION VS CONTROL? OLD VAJAJAY VS NEW VAJAJAY.LOL
Okay I need advice but it might have to wait untii tomorrow when everyone is here
dapro11(Check me out!)
@ Truff
LMAO. We can’t give directions no more!!
@EarthSign
Yeah it’s true ain’t no ***** like new ***** until (Like Chris Rock said) you realize
New ***** can’t cook
New ***** can’t clean
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lol …You didnt read my prerequisites up top. Cook clean and iron is a must. This first, booty next. In case “she is the one” you at least got those parts covered…lol
New ***** can’t cook
New ***** can’t clean
Then you realize that New ***** is useless?
Nawwww, you just go out and hire a maid. You don’t acquire New ***** to cook or clean, but to make you feel good.
@DaPro: “…Yeah it’s true ain’t no ***** like new ***** until (Like Chris Rock said) you realize
New ***** can’t cook
New ***** can’t clean”
Same goes with new ***** – you just looove it, until you realize
New ***** don’t take out the trash
New ***** don’t cut gr*****
@ MsJaxon
“I agree but there are some shortcomings you will have to accept. I think the key is knowing upfront what issues are deal breakers. And what things you can get over or bend on
If you want a man to do the exact same things you do then let min know from the beginning”
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THAT’S ALL I’M SAYIN!!!
DON’T LIVE IN NO FANTASY WORLD THINKIN YOU ARE PERFECT & A DUDE HAS TO BE PERFECT TO BE WITH YOU!!!
YOU GOTTA BE REAL AND LET THEM KNOW WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT & WHAT YOU EXPECT!!!
@ crazy thanx!
alright yall goodnight!!
@CRAZY
WELL ARENT YOU A SWEETIE PIE. THANKS!
Oshie(Check me out!)
@ Redd, you’re only saying that trying to get some. Admit it
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lol…Naw you crazy…Im for real
@ROZZA
Same goes with new ***** – you just looove it, until you realize
New ***** don’t take out the trash
New ***** don’t cut gr*****
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ROFL…YEAH AND LIKE I TOLD DAPRO, IT MIGHT NOT HOLD A CANDLE TO THE OLD ONE!! LMFAO!!!
DA TRUFF HURTZ!!! ( The Truth also Helps, Heals, & Hopes…)(Check me out!)
@ 2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺
HECK YEA YOU WAS WRONG FOR THAT!!!
ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS!!!
IF YOU LOVE AND BELIEVE IN AND TRUST A MAN ENOUGH TO MARRY HIM… THEN YOU SHOULD LOVE, BELIEVE, AND TRUST ENOUGH TO SAY YOU WILL OBEY HIM!!!
IF YOUR MAN TOLD YOU TO GO TAKE A BATH WHILE HE FIXED DINNER… WOULD YOU OBEY HIM???
IF YOUR MAN SAID PACK YOUR MAKE-UP, TOOTH BRUSH, ETC. 3 SEXY DRESSES & YOUR HEELS CAUSE WE’RE GOING TO VEGAS… WOULD YOU OBEY HIM???
WOMEN WHO FEAR THE WORD “OBEY” ARE ACTULLY IN FEAR OF THIER MAN…….
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LOL! I diagree!!
Rozza♥(Check me out!)
@DaPro: “…Yeah it’s true ain’t no ***** like new ***** until (Like Chris Rock said) you realize
New ***** can’t cook
New ***** can’t clean”
Same goes with new ***** – you just looove it, until you realize
New ***** don’t take out the trash
New ***** don’t cut gr*****
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LMAO
@ Rozza
Hey girl
Jump in submission, new booty, light vs dark, and football
GO!!
Men forget new d/k is good too…
@ MsJaxon (lookin…but never staring)
Okay I need advice but it might have to wait untii tomorrow when everyone is here
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ENOUGH OF US ARE HERE!!!!!!!!
DO TELL! DO TELL!!!!!!
@ da Truff,
“AND A BROTHA CAN GIVE YOU THAT! I’VE DONE IT!!!
BUT LET A DUDE BE LATE ONCE, NOT TAKE OUT THE TRASH, HAVE THE CELLY GO OUT, FORGET THAT ARBITRARY ANNIVERSARY, WATCH TWO GAMES INSTEAD OF ONE, ACCIDENTALLY RUN INTO AN OLD CHICK AT THE MALL….
THEN IT’S ON!!!”
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see, that kind of shyt wouldnt even ***** me off. Except have that celly go out, numerous times…once, ok. twice, um ok lets get you a new one…any more that 2 times…oh its on! I’ve had that problem…celly my *****!
Aight..People have a good evening…Im out
@sxyQ: Some gooooooood D can rejuvenate the P! It can also make a woman want to cook and clean, and go looking for the D in the daytime with a flashlight.
@Redd Tony: “…Cook clean and iron is a must. This first, booty next. In case “she is the one” you at least got those parts covered…lol”
@Redd, be honest – when you go after a woman, do you ask to see her home first, check for cooking smells, the scent of Tide, and cans of spray starch in the ironing board closet? If that were the case, there would be a lot of couples with some different dynamics! Ain’t mad at ya – but you cook, clean, and iron too, right?
Don’t get me wrong, I will handle those things for my man GLADLY, but I have to know that he will keep working for those goodies, just like I will keep working for his!
Maybe it’s just me, but I really don’t want my ***** to hold a candle. I’d prefer it hold some new *****.
@Kesha
Your gravie is very nice
@whoever
What I am saying is. I could accept shortcomings. Maybe u have a short attention span or whatever thats trivial. BUt i obviously have to repeat. IF I DO NOT BRING DRAMA TO YOU. WHY SHOULD I ACCEPT IT? ITS NOT ACCEPTABLE AND THERE IS NO COMPROMISE ON THAT. That means cheating and lying!!!!!!!!! you don’t have dudes calling you when dealing with me. But if a chick come at me like you her dude….yeah I should compromise? You wanna stop and give ppl “rides” @ DA TRUFF. Yeah aight. I am not the one to tolerate that bs.
@ Jax,
“Okay I need advice but it might have to wait untii tomorrow when everyone is here”
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No save that for tomorrow cuz i’m bout to be out and i dont wanna miss it, lol!
Ok…
who is here and what is the convo about?
I’m out. Goodnight all.
@Earth
It always start off on point though (new *****) Ironing, cooking, washing dishes, sex until…..
@SXY
New ***** get to lazy to hold the candle and start turning into old *****
Then you screwed cause you relaize you’ve been bamboozled and hoodwinked
Rozza
The Boss needs to let you get on Bossip earlier
and ask that nicca for a raise while you at it !
@ Rozza,
@sxyQ: Some gooooooood D can rejuvenate the P! It can also make a woman want to cook and clean, and go looking for the D in the daytime with a flashlight.
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Co-sign! i know it used to have me up in that damn kitchen, lol!!!!
Also, I ain’t ironing ***** unless you make enough money for me to stay at home and go shopping whenever I feel like it.
@Oshie: “Maybe it’s just me, but I really don’t want my ***** to hold a candle. I’d prefer it hold some new *****.”
I am LMAO right now! That is the gospel truth!
@ SXYQ
“SOUNDS LIKE YOU WERE DEALING WITH SOME UNSTABLE CREATURES. JUST COULDNT BE SATISFIED.”
YEP! THEY ARE CALLED BLACK WOMEN…
HAVE’NT MET ONE YET THAT IF YOU DID 100 THINGS… AND 99 OF THEM WERE RIGHT…….
SHE WILL SPEND MORE TIME COMPLAINING ABOUT THE ONE THING YOU DID WRONG!
I LOVE MY BLACK WOMEN & WILL NEVER GIVE THEM UP BUT YOU GOTTA JUST LET SOME MESS GO!!!
ALL THINGS ARE NOT EQUALLY SERIOUS…….
MEN ARE ALOT BETTER AT ACCEPTING WOMEN FOR WHO THEY ARE AND JUST ENJOYING THE RELATIONSHIP.
NITE Z, CRAZY GIRL!! LOL
NITE CUTIE PIE!! I KNOW I’M LATE
NITE EARTHSIGN AKA “DADDY SYNDROME” LOL
@ MAN I JUST, SAME CONVO EXTENDED LUV.
NITE KESH KESH!!!
@ OSHIE, LMAO
@ROZZA
NEW GREAT “D” MOST DEFINATELY!!! A FLASHLIGHT WITH 10 EVER READY BATTERIES!! LMAO!!
@ Z,
Thanks Ma! As is yours!
Ok, Bossip Fam…I’m out…until tomorrow, if God’s willing! Be safe everyone
@DaPro: I wish! I work for a government contractor, so no access to the “fun” stuff. But I get up here when I get back to the house, though, seeing as I don’t have to cook, clean, or iron for anybody but me!
@Z
You make ***** sound like women are all giving *****s exactly what they want and *****.
The ***** you wit ain’t had not ***** in years?? I mean that some kind of chinese torture or something. What is in it for him to stay in the relationship? One way or another a dude wants sex from his relationship. That’s the whole point.
Everybody got flaws… you CLAIM that you want those four things from your old man. But be careful what you wish for…
If that ***** is TOO Monogomaus, devoted, etc. You ain’t goin respect him. You may INTEND to, but eventually you won’t.
@ Z
GOODNIGHT & GOOD LUCK…….
@Oshie
What part of LA are you from?
Nighty-nite Keshia and Z! Be safe and stuff.
I’m out fam
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@DA PRO
New ***** get to lazy to hold the candle and start turning into old *****
Then you screwed cause you relaize you’ve been bamboozled and hoodwinked
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OLD “P” (I HATE THE FULL WORD..LMAO) WOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED “OLD” IF THE WOMAN WHO CONTROLLED IT KNOWS HOW TO KEEP THINGS EXCITING. MAKES IT HARD FOR THE MAN TO GO TROLLING FOR NEW “P”.
@DA TRUFF
SOME OF THE MEN I’VE MET HAVE THAT SAME ISSUE. AND IT GIVES ME A HEADACHE!! LMAO
@ Rozza♥
HEY YOU!
SORRY TOOK SO LONG TO REPLY.
HOWS GOES IT???
I got no problem handling business cooking cleaning..but I do not iron…take it out the dryer right away then you dont have to … but walking in looking for something to gripe about like a fork on the floor
Appreciation…an outward symbol like a kiss a smile… that’s all I ask
Tell me I look nice
@DANA DANE
Man not playing games: baby let’s *****
Man playing games: baby I love you
….you see… the “game playing” begins with women wanting to hear a bunch of bull*****. If we didn’t “play games” wouldn’t be no “diamond rings” and valentine’s day and all that other *****.
Nite Z Kesha Pro
@ Man: Monroe, said it earlier but I got lost in the mix, LOL. Do you have power yet?
@ SXYQ
OLD “P” (I HATE THE FULL WORD..LMAO) WOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED “OLD” IF THE WOMAN WHO CONTROLLED IT KNOWS HOW TO KEEP THINGS EXCITING. MAKES IT HARD FOR THE MAN TO GO TROLLING FOR NEW “P”.
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TELL IT GIRLIE!!!
LADIES HANDLE YOUR BIZ IN & OUT OF THE BR AND WE AIN’T GOIN NOWHERE!!!
BTW SXYQ… IF YOU DON’TLIKE THE “P” WORD, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TERM FOR IT?!?!?
K I’m out see everyone tomorrow..except Man..have fun auditing…
@DA TRUFF
BTW SXYQ… IF YOU DON’TLIKE THE “P” WORD, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TERM FOR IT?!?!?
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VAJAYJAY LUV!!! LOL
@Oshie(Check me out!)
“@ Man: Monroe, said it earlier but I got lost in the mix, LOL. Do you have power yet?”
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Some of the best ***** I ever got was from a girl in Monroe. She was 18 and I was like 23. Her relative caught us and everything. It was worth it.
Oh, anyway yeah. JUST GOT POWER BACK TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just a little excited huh. Been over a week.
@Da Truff: It goes well, Sweetie! How is it going for you in the land of Stars and Celebs?
@ MsJaxon
YOU LOOK NICE…
ms philly, got 2 go everytime i log on n see u r picture i hear simply beautiful in my head. i know u got 2 be taken.
Dayum. ***** get back and everybody leaving.
Oshie… I’m feeling you babe. You a real niggette dawg.
It wasn’t me. I swear.
We only had a little rain but the power did go out for a couple days.
Anyway, I’m taking my fire ***** ***** and going home. This was the least amount of work I’ve done on the job in years. Adios!
BE RIGHT BACK..HEADED TO BREAK
@Oshie(Check me out!)
It wasn’t me. I swear.
We only had a little rain but the power did go out for a couple days.
Anyway, I’m taking my fire ***** ***** and going home. This was the least amount of work I’ve done on the job in years. Adios!
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I feel you cause I’m bout to take this lug this lead pipe home too and enjoy some AC my niggette.
@I’m Just Me
Teach ‘em Girl…
Some of ‘em don’t know that, that’s one reason why some of them can’t keep a man… LMAO
Forever thinking it’s all about them = SMH
One way to keep a man is to “show some interest” in the things he into… If he’s a good man he’ll reciprocate or do something for you, etc… as appreciation… It can’t and shouldn’t be ALWAYS about you and your interest all of the time…
You on fire today, get ‘em Sis
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BACK UP IN THIS BIOTCH!!!
@ Slide I amjust p*****ing some jewels to my Baby Sisters up in here. Yes relationships are two way streets and for getting geared up and me watching your whack azz team instead of my team (LOL) you should sit at Rent (the musical) point blank! HOLLA!
@ SXYQ
VAJAYJAY LUV!!! LOL
OK… SO WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO HEAR A MAN CALL IT!?!?!
HEY MAN, ROZZA, Q
What is going on this evening, how is errone?
SUP TRUFF
@ ROZZA
IT’S ALL GOOO… JUST TRYIN TO STEP MY GAME UP TO AT LEAST K-FRAUD LEVEL SO I CAN WIFE ME ONE OF THESE CHICKS!!! LOL!
For those who believe in the bible and women being submissive:
1st Peter ch.3 1-7
1Wives, in the same way be submissive to your husbands so that, if any of them do not believe the word, they may be won over without words by the behavior of their wives, 2when they see the purity and reverence of your lives. 3Your beauty should not come from outward adornment, such as braided hair and the wearing of gold jewelry and fine clothes. 4Instead, it should be that of your inner self, the unfading beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which is of great worth in God’s sight. 5For this is the way the holy women of the past who put their hope in God used to make themselves beautiful. They were submissive to their own husbands, 6like Sarah, who obeyed Abraham and called him her master. You are her daughters if you do what is right and do not give way to fear.
7Husbands, in the same way be considerate as you live with your wives, and treat them with respect as the weaker partner and as heirs with you of the gracious gift of life, so that nothing will hinder your prayers.
@ The seen
AMEN with yourself
now will you answer me?
Are you a freak?
@ I’m Just Me
HEY! KEEP DROPPIN THEM JEWELS 2 THA YOUNG CHICKS!!!
SOME OF THEM REALLY NEED IT. ESPECIALLY A COUPLE OF THEM THAT THINK THEY PERFECT AND ALL GUYS ARE UNWORHTY!!! LOL!
For the women who like to throw there man’s playstation out the window:
1st Peter Ch.3 ver.9
9Do not repay evil with evil or insult with insult, but with blessing, because to this you were called so that you may inherit a blessing.
@I’m Just Me
lol. Do I look like one? what is your definition of freak??? I go to swinger parties and did an orgy before.
@ Truff
I will do so respectfully but I learned them a lot on my own and they might have to too.
But you realize in hindsight that alot of the petty shyt ain’t worth it. My heart has been cut to deep and i have bounced back too much. Jail time for har*****ment or destroying property isn’t going to make the pain disappear. It would just take me out of Babygirl’s life. Women are more emotional by nature, but if i am banging pots and pans and he is just standing there TRUST i look crazy and like the bigger fool.
@ Seen
I am trying to post it is blocking
@ The Seen
Nah you don’t look like one per se. I mean I did the orgy thing and whatnot but that is more nasty than freaky and normal. I don’t prefer that. I’d rather just give it all to my hubby. A freak eats p*ssy and azz of the muscle, has me climbing one wall one minute and the next wall the next, got me getting spanked with paddles and whips. Will chain me up and dominate but will also let me chain him up and dominate. A freak will do it outside in public and risk getting caught, do it in the rain, mile high club. Food items, pudding, whipped cream, cu*****bers, ice. A freak will m a s t u r b a t e while watching his shortly m a s t u r b a t e, big into p o r n o and role play…etc.
@TRUFF
OH SHOOT, IF HE SOUNDS RIGHT, HE CAN CALL IT WHATEVER HE LIKES!!(LOL) I JUST DONT LIKE TO SAY THAT WORD!!(LMAO)
999
I meant 1000
Qmu messed up my count
I meant 1000
Qmu messed up my count
^^^^^ WOW
THAT SHOULD READ Q MESSED UP MY COUNT
@IJM
LOL..MY BAD MISSY!!
@ I’m Just Me
YEP CHICKS GOING OFF WHILE THE DUDE JUST STANDS THERE IS BIZZARE!!!
ps: WHY YOU FREAK HUNTIN?!?!? LOL!!!
@IJM: Hey woman!!!
@Da Truff: Seems that the only way is to get one of them pregnant or something. Don’t let me see you in the Enquirer!
@ SXYQ
@TRUFF
OH SHOOT, IF HE SOUNDS RIGHT, HE CAN CALL IT WHATEVER HE LIKES!!(LOL) I JUST DONT LIKE TO SAY THAT WORD!!(LMAO)
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THAT’S ALL I WANTED TO HEAR!!!!!!
I JUST NEED A WOMAN TO UNDERSTAND THAT IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT ANYTHING MIGHT FLY OUT MY MOUTH!!! LOL!!!
@DA TRUFF
YOU SO CRAZY!! LOL. I’M NOT ONE WHO MAKES REQUIREMENTS FOR WHATS SAID DURING A HEATED SITUATION. AS LONG AS IT ISNT DIRESPECTFUL, OR SOME ODD TYPE OF OFF THE WALL REQUEST.
@ ROZZA
WORKIN ON IT… GOTTA SECRET THING GOING!!!
@I’m Just Me
Oh that aint ***** lol. Sometimes I get in the mood where i just wanna eat *****. so I would eat my girl *****/***** until she ***** and ***** and ***** then I wipe my mouth and I’m done. Hard to believe but its true. One time she was cooking in some boyshorts and i snuck up behind her, grab her, pick her up on the counter and pull them shorts to the side and ate that pus*y. Turn her around, her leaning on the counter and I ***** the ***** out of her. Yeah the rice burn that day…. lol
@Da Truff: Ooooohhhhh! Not gonna ask you who, but I hope it works out! Ain’t hatin’ at all.
@theseen26: So you CAN cook!
@ SXYQ
WHEN I HAVE BEEN WIT SOMEONE FOR A WHILE I LIKE TO ROLEPLAY, & SPICE IT UP A LIL’!
I’LL INQUIRE IF IT’S COOL TO SAY OR DO SOMETHING OUTRAGEOUS BEFORE HAND DURING THE FOREPLAY PHASE.
SOMETIME I WILL THROW SOMETHING OFF THE WALL OUT THERE JUST TO SEE HER REACTION!!! LOL!
@ Rozza♥
SHHH!!! MAYBE YOU’LL SEE ME ON BOSSIP NEXT SPRING!!! LOL!!
@DA TRUFF
I LOVE SPONTENAITY IN A SITUATION. IM NOT A STICK IN THE MUD AT ALL.
@ THESEEN
WHOOAAAA LUV!! I GUESS THE RICE WAS BURNED THAT DAY!! LOL
@Rozza
Hey Rozza
I gave you a shout out earlier but u wasnt here. But yeah I can cook. I cooked a whole thanksgiving dinner one time. Turkey, ham and all.
@ROZZA
theseen26: So you CAN cook
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SEEMS THAT WAY DOESNT IT? LOL
@Da Truff: Sanaa Lathan is still single! But not for long, eh…?
@sxyQ
Oh yeah we had to make a new batch of rice lol. I am a sucker for boyshorts lol. I like them over thongs. So when she was wearing those and cooking at the same time I got horny as *****!!! lol
@ SXYQ
@DA TRUFF
I LOVE SPONTENAITY IN A SITUATION. IM NOT A STICK IN THE MUD AT ALL.
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MY KINDA GIRL!!!
@theseen26: Got a new job, and cannot go to these sites at work. So I must resign myslef to BAH (Bossip At Home).
@sxyQ: Betta not wear no boyshorts in his kitchen! WOW!!!
@THASEEN
I FEEL YOU I FEEL YOU. I LOVE BOY SHORTS. THEY’RE COMFORTABLE & SEXY AT THE SAME TIME. MY BOYFRIEND GOES APE DUMMY OVER THEM AS WELL. SO I’VE GOTTEN THEM IN ALL KINDS OF COLORS AND CRAP. LOL
@DA TRUFF…..(smiling wicked smile) LMAO!!
@ ROZZA, IF THAT’S THE KIND OF TREATMENT YOU RECIEVE, THEN THAT’S ALL I’M WEARING IN THE DAMNED KITCHEN!! LMAO!!!
@Da Truff: So you have changed your mind about toys? As I recall, you weren’t too fond of them, but maybe you have opened your mind to the many possibilities of Rabbits, Dolphins, and Bullets, oh my!
@ ROZZA
HA! YOU SILLY! SHE’S A GREAT WOMAN AND A WONDERFUL ACTRESS!!! THAT’S ABOUT IT!!!
@ROZZA
maybe you have opened your mind to the many possibilities of Rabbits, Dolphins, and Bullets, oh my!
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YOU ARE HILLARIOUS ROZZA I SWEAR!!
@The seen
MMMM-boy shorts are my favorite! I like the way they make a little butt like mine kinda “pop” out! Sorry for “butting” in! I know that was a bad joke!
@ ROZZA
THE “TOY LADY” STRIKES AGAIN!!!
IF DORATHY WANT’S ME TO USE THEM ON HER THEN WE’RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD!!!
BUT IF THE WICKED WITCH COMES AT ME WRONG THEN THE HOUSE IS FALLIN & THE MONKEYS IS FLYIN’!!! LOL!
@sxyQ
Yeah when I get mad at my girl and cut the ***** supply off from her. All she do is go put on boyshorts and walk in front of me, lol. Then I grab her ***** and she be like “I thought you were mad at me”. I tell to shut her ***** up and I tear her lil ***** up lol. Gotdamn boyshorts!! lol
@Rozza
Oh yeah you did say you were starting a new job. Yeah you dont wanna f-up and people still dont know your name lol
@sxyQ: He did say he was open and adventurous. They come in so many colors, shapes, materials, waterproof, travel-sized, etc. I am sure he could find one he was comfortable using with the one he is loving!
@Da Truff: And I am not talking about using it in a manner that “violates” you, Sweetie. I promise. But just in case, you might want to stay completely sober.
@ 2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺
IT’S NOT EVEN MY CONVO BUT..,
YOU CAN STICK YOUR “LITTLE BUTT” IN ANYWHERE YOU LIKE!!!
I LUV THOSE UNDIES TOO!!!!!!!
uh oh i walked into my type of convo, toys and shyt!!
uh oh i walked into my type of convo, toys and shyt!!
@theseen26: You are so right! They don’t know me like that. They just know the corporate, sweet, innocent person! And I plan to keep it that way.
Hey guys…ya’ll still chattin?
@2cute4u
lol. Yeah my favorite are the lace ones. I mean the hell with thongs or g-strings. Tell me why did I go to the mall and spent $300 in boyshorts from VS for my girl???? just boyshorts now, nothing else lol.
Rozza
girl, do you know where i got introduced to the toys? on the BOAT!! lOl!!
@2CUTE
ROFL GIRL I FEEL YOU. I HAVE A ROUND LIL SHAPELY BUTT. AND THE BOYCUT’S FIT IT JUST PERFECTLY. IT ALWAYS GETS RAVE REVIEWS!! LOL
@DA TRUFF
I BET YOU DO LOVE THEM!!
@ROZZA
THATS MY V.A SIS. PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR THE SALES PITCH.
@THESEEN
SOUNDS LIKE IT DOESNT TAKE TO MUCH TO GET YOU OUT OF A BAD MOOD!!LOL
@ ROZZA
I’M NOT SEEIN’ IT…
YOU GOTTA DESCRIBE WHAT COULD BE DONE TO A DUDE BY A CHICK IN A “NON-VIOLATING” WAY WIT TOYS…
SITTING AT MY DESK SINGING MUSIQ SOULCHILD LIKE I RUN THE OFFICE N SH*T!!(LOL)
@LAUREN: BOYSHORTS AND TOYS.(LOL)
@NEW2THIS HEY MOMMA! YOU BACK, JOIN IN!!
@THESEEN
WHEN I FIRST STARTED WEARING EM I LIKED THE LACEY ONES. NOW I LIKE THE MORE STRETCHY SPANDEXY ONES.
@ SXYQ
@DA TRUFF
I BET YOU DO LOVE THEM!!
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YOU KNOW I DO…
BUT I STILL STICK BY MY ORIGINAL STATEMENT ON PANTIES… LOL!
@Nu
@Ms. Philly
We talking about how much we love boy shorts
@Rozza
Yes, your first impression is a lasting one. So you dont want to be known as the girl thats always on bossip, lol
@DA TRUFF
LMAO YOU REFUSE TO LET THAT GO HUH? WOMEN MUST WEAR UNDIES MISTER!! I KEEP TELLING YOU THAT!!
@ Ms. Philly
Hey guys…ya’ll still chattin?
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YEP! WE WUZ WAITIN ON YOU!!!
@sxyQ
Oh I was still mad at her *****. But damnit she got what she wanted lol
@Nue2this: Were you in the Navy?
@Da Truff: They have a toy made just like a tongue with a vibrator in it. It is made from a special material that feels like a real one when moist (creepy). If you use the right kind of lube, it would feel like you were being licked all over, even in places your girl may not go!
They also have what are known as “cyber *****es”. They are made from a life-like material and built like a woman’s punanny (I like calling it that). You can use this on those nights your woman “can’t” or won’t. Some have a battery-powered chamber that will imitate the way it feels having sex – just add lube and go. Some have a mouth and simulates sucking, and there are those that even have a hymen! Great way to give a man a handjob he will never forget.
Does this answer some concerns, Da Truff?
@ SXYQ
I KNOW! I KNOW!!!
I AIN’T SAYIN THEY SHOULD BE BANNED!!!
JUST USED LESS OFTEN…
@THESEEN
ROFL..YOU WILD. YOU’RE COOL, I LIKE YOU.
@ROZZA
THEY GETTING ADVANCED WITH THESE DAMNED TOY’S AINT THEY? GOOOOOOOD GRIEF!! LMAO
@DA TRUFF
I CAN UNDERSTAND STREAKING AROUND THE CRIB BECAUSE I’M GUILTY OF THAT ONE, BUT RUNNING AROUND OUTSIDE WITH NO DRAWLS IS NOT GOOD!!(LOL) OUR STUFF NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED FROM OTHER STUFF. LMAO
theseen26(Check me out!)
@2cute4u
lol. Yeah my favorite are the lace ones. I mean the hell with thongs or g-strings. Tell me why did I go to the mall and spent $300 in boyshorts from VS for my girl???? just boyshorts now, nothing else lol.
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You know why you bought her them shorts…the same reason why we entice our men with those lovely cuts! “Because you like her body”!!! (in anna nicole’s voice)!
@ Seen
Freak…I was just giving some examples…do you want to take it there?
@sxyQ
why u got to wear the stretchy ones now? did you ***** get big and juicy? lol I’m a ***** man so that sound good
Rozza
yeah, i was in the navy for 8 yrs … you remember when we was talking about and you were tellin me you was retired… *oh man you done forgot about me!** anywho, girl you sure do know a lot about them toys! nothing wrong w/that. me and my man was there looking at some toys, and i saw the one with the tongue.. that was a little weird… but i prefer the real deal!! no fakey tongues for me
Seen is ur name Visto?
@ Q
Please back up off my man THE SEEN
Thank you…I don’t want to commence to azz kicking! I been let go of Idris so now it is time for you to fall back for real?
@THESEEN
HA HAA. IT’S NOT OUTRAGEOUS, BUT IN MY LATER YEARS, IM PICKING UP MORE POUNDS IN MY LEGS AND POSTERIOR END. I’M STILL A SMALL FRY, BUT A TAD BIT ROUNDER IN THE REAR. HOWEVER, I LIKE THE WAY THE STRETCHY ONES LOOK BETTER. ESPECIALLY THE ONES FROM VICKY SECRET. THEY’RE ALSO MORE COMFY.
@ 2 Cute
Hey Momma!!
@IJM
(backing up hands in the air..lol) I’M NOT GUILTY PEEPZ, I DIDUN’ DO NOTING’ MAN” (in my mexican accent) WE WAS JUST TALKIN BOUT DRAWS SHAWTY! LOL
@2cute4u
Yeah u right lol. But i do a lot of shyt for my girl. I even bought her a few toys to “keep her busy” when I’m not home.
@I’m Just Me
Lol. what u talkin about???
@sxyQ
Yeah only older women understand why I am wild lol
@ Q
Please stop discussing your azzets with my Baby…I am warning ya!
@ Seen
You said your name in another language is The Seen in english so I am trying to figure out what it is. Guess it ain’t Visto. When you gonna buy me some toys??
@ Q
Aight man…I ain’t tryin to have to come to VA to fight you.
@ Rozza♥
HMMM… I’M SORRY, BUT I DO NOT WANT ANY FAKE COOCHIE OR HEAD!!!
THAT MESS IS JUST FANCY MASTURBATION!!! I LOVE THE REAL THING TOO MUCH! IF I CAN’T GET IT. IF MY GIRL WON’T OR CAN’T… I’LL WAIT!!!
THAT’S ANOTHER THING GOING BACK TO TODAYS EARLIER CONVO’S…
MEN LOOK FOR NEW VAJAYJAY, SIDE COOCHIE, PAST PUNANNY, & FUTURE “FRIENDS” BECAUSE WE DONT’ LIKE TO GO WITHOUT!!!
WHY PLAY WITH TOYS WHEN REAL GIRLS MAKE NOISE?!?!?
@nue2this: Sorry my Navy Sister! Hadn’t seen you in a while! It used to be funny as Hell, whne at night you hear all this buzzing by the racks! Be careful about getting someone up for duty – WOOOOOO! 8-0
@ Truff
If you are in a relationship then you better start to jerkin or you will find yourself by yourself really quickly
@Da Truff: I don’t blame you, sweetie! But you asked so I told you.
Wanna know more?
Hey IJM! Don’t pull out ya pocket knife on sxy Q! We had enough of that yesterday!
@sxy Q
I love the pink collection at VS. The cotton ones are cute and sexy at the same time. But now I love putting on my patent leather mary jane stilletos,and something black,sexy and see through, then prance in front of my man like I ain’t did nothing wrong. Then I gets that little ***** spanked!!!
@sxyQ
Damn you sound like my kind of girl lol. I home your man is “holding it down” in the house. Just dont get like that sliver back/ Sea lion we seen yesterday lol. But im trying to get my girl to put on some weight in the ***** area. she wear a size 6,7 or 8. I like them 9’s and 10’s with a 28in waist lol
@IJM
Babe you and I have that Will & Jada relationship its all good. Now smoke a cigarette and take the razor out your mouth lol
uh oh IJM, and SXYQ… brake it up, BRAKE IT UP!!
@IJM
GIRL YOU KNOW YOU LOVE TOO MUCH TO FIGHT ME. ESPECIALLY AFTER THE LAST 2 TUSSLES WE HAD. WE CAME OUT TO BRUISED UP. LOL
@THESEEN
YEAH, I THINK YOU’RE WILD IN A GOOD WAY.
@DA TRUFF
PERFECT USAGE OF MY WORD LUV..LOL
@ SXYQ
“OUR STUFF NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED FROM OTHER STUFF.”
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TRUE! BUT AIN’T *****ODY ASKIN YOU TO GO AROUND PULLIN UP YA DRESS AND GRINDIN YA CROTCH ALL OVER EVERYTHING EITHER!!!
I’VE DATED TWO CHICKS WHO WERE “PANTIES OPTIONAL” IN PUBLIC… NIETHER ONE OF THEM HAD ANY PAP PROBLEMS!!!
BUT THEY DID HAVE KEEPIN ME OFF THAT ***** PROBLEMS!!! LOL!!!
@the seen
Didn’t you say you had some type of ‘girth’ added to that 9 inch ***** of yours…I seriously doubt she needs toys after you leave. She might be like “whew my p***y need a healin’”!!
@Rozza,
girl on our berthing we used to put a clip on the curtains, and that was our DO NOT ENTER sign.. and if you entered.. you got cussed the ***** out!! haha… aye we all understood eachother and a lady got do what a lady got to do.. NAMEAN!! didnt want to be *****odies “boat boo/hoe!!!
@IJM
No thats not my name lol. I dont wanna say my real name on here lol
@NEW2THIS
GIRL ME AND IJM GO THRU THIS ONCE A WEEK. SHE ALWAYS WANT TO BOX. I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY SHE DONT JUST BE NICE. SHE KNOW SHE LOVE ME LIKE A PLAY CUZZIN. LOL
@THESEEN
I’M STILL PUSHING THRU 2-3′S. BUT I’M 5FT EVEN, IMA SHORTY. THE BOYFRIEND THINKS IT’S THE CUTEST THING HE’S EVER SEEN, BECAUSE I’M SHORT AND FULL OF FIRE. HE ALWAYS SAY’S ” YOU HAVE THAT FIRE THAT I LOVE”. I’VE ALWAYS BEEN TOLD THAT I WAS A FIESTY SOMETHING. LOL. I’M GREEDY AS HELL, BUT I DONT SEE THE SEA LIONESS IN MY FUTURE.(rofl) ALL THE WOMEN IN MY FAMILY ARE SMALL FRAMED, AND HAD BANGING SHAPES. MY MOTHER STILL HAS A NICE FIGURE.
@ Q
I ain’t never fighting you over any other nucca except The Seen He is the shyt!!!
@ 2 Cute and Nue I ain’t going ever try to hurt her with no blade or no knife…that is still my girl
@ The Seen
I don’t smoke ciggarettes but if You are interested we can spark this L
When are you going to buy me my toys while you with ur girl and all them other hoes?
Nue2this(Check me out!)
uh oh IJM, and SXYQ… brake it up, BRAKE IT UP!!
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LOL!!Girl they bout to fight…ok you get IJM, I’ll hold back sxy Q, she’s a little bitty thang, I know she won’t pull me down with her!!!
DID ANYONE BUY MJ’S DRAWLS YET?!
@ I’m Just Me
@ Truff
If you are in a relationship then you better start to jerkin or you will find yourself by yourself really quickly
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EEERRRRNT!!! WRONG ANSWER!!!!!!!!
IF YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP… JERKIN IS NOT NEEDED BECAUSE YA BOO WILL BE HANDLELING THA BIZ!!!
IF NOT.., SHE IS THE ONE WHO WILL FIND HERSELF, BY HERSELF WITH A QUICKNESS!!!
@2CUTE
I love the pink collection at VS. The cotton ones are cute and sexy at the same time. But now I love putting on my patent leather mary jane stilletos,and something black,sexy and see through, then prance in front of my man like I ain’t did nothing wrong. Then I gets that little ***** spanked!!!
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GIRL…LOL….. I TRIED SOMETHING LIKE THAT OVER THE WEEKEND WITH SOME RED SLING BACK HEELS ON. EXCEPT FOR MINE WAS ACCOMPANIED WITH A DANCE ON THE KITCHEN CHAIR
@ 2 cute
What a f*cking minute!!! I know you aren’t discussing my man’s d*ck size all on this board.
*taking out the earrings and digging out the vaseline*
@DA TRUFF
BUT THEY DID HAVE KEEPIN ME OFF THAT ***** PROBLEMS!!! LOL!!!
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I BET THEY DID FRESH POT!!(LOL)
I’M ABOUT TO BE OUT FOLKS. GOT TO GO HOME AND COOK. I MAY BE ON LATER. NITE MY PRECIOUS BOSSIP PEEPS!!
I am 5′9″ and change 6′1″ with heels Q know i will just brush her aside with my hands LOL!!
Good night all! Gotta get up early – have a great night y’all!
@ Rozza
Nighty Night Momma!!
@2cute4u
lol. yeah I did. I tell her to use toys so she wont “close up” lol. It took her awhile to get use to Mr. Wizard lol. She still need to work on her head game though.
But im trying to get my girl to put on some weight in the ***** area. she wear a size 6,7 or 8. I like them 9’s and 10’s with a 28in waist lol
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Heeeeeyyy!!! Sexy size 6 is hella sexy if you got curves (like myself, ugh, ugh,…clearing my throat)!
HEY HANNI
AND UP HELL NAW
BUT YOU BEEN REPLACED YOUNGIN’…LOL
NAH YOU STILL MY HEART BUT I AIN’T A CHESTER LESTER SO I AM ROLLING WITH THE SEEN NOW!!
@2Cute
haha girl you to much! alright IJM… BACK IT UP.. ***GRABBING HER ARMS LIKE A MAD WOMAN****
I bet SEEN is over there just smiling, like yeah, i got two beautiful woman fight over me!
GODDNITE SXYQ DANCING ON THE KITCHEN TABLE IN YA BOYSHORTS WHILE FIXING DINNER & SHOWING OFF DESSERT!!!
@sxyQ
Oh damn girl!! Next time u giving ur man a dance can I watch? lol
Oh *****, hold up.. this girl said she was 5′9 -6′1 with heels.. oh HELL NAW! I’d get my 5′4 azz *****ed up right along with SXYQ!! ..
Hannibal, where do u live now?
She still need to work on her head game though.
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Yeah, I don’t have good head game either! Dapro said I gotta learn…He’s too thick it hurts my jaws! And besides is it really that important? He’s not that big on it, he loves to do it in front of the three way mirror in our closet
I’m Just Me
I am 5′9″ and change 6′1″ with heels Q know i will just brush her aside with my hands LOL!!
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BIG GIRLS ARE FUN! YOU CAN GO ALL OUT ON THEM AND THEY JUST KEEP TAKIN MORE & MORE!!!
SMALL CHICK ARE GREAT CAUSE YOU CAN DO TRICKS WITH ‘EM!!!
@ 2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺
HEY.., IF YO DUDE IS NOT THAT BIG ON IT THEN YOU ARE COOL!
FOR ALOT OF DUDES A BAD HEAD GAME IS A DEAL BREAKER. YOU SEEM TO HAVE GOTTEN A GOOD MATCH!!!
I’m Just Me-THESEEN26’s #1 STAN….THE SEEN IS THE SHYT!!(Check me out!)
@ 2 cute
What a f*cking minute!!! I know you aren’t discussing my man’s d*ck size all on this board.
*taking out the earrings and digging out the vaseline*
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Naw, Naw girl (stutterin’ cause’ this ***** is tall)! Uhhhh your man was discussin’ his ***** size all up in here the other day!!! That ain’t me girl, naw uh, uh,…nooooo!
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Nue 2 this said:
Oh *****, hold up.. this girl said she was 5′9 -6′1 with heels.. oh HELL NAW! I’d get my 5′4 azz *****ed up right along with SXYQ!! ..
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LMAO!!!!girl you crazy! IJM didn’t come to play did she! Damn! I love my Bossip girls!!!!
@JOHN MCCAIN
I LIVE IN ST. THOMAS
Alright y’all…I am f*cking around right now.
I got my one and only….Q we cool you know I am taken
GOOD NIGHT BOSSIP FOLK…HAVE A GOOD ONE!
PEACE I’m Just Me!!!
GOODNITE TO ROZZA TOO!!!!!!!
@Hannibal
St. Thomas, Virgin Islands?
1100
@ 2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺
She still need to work on her head game though.
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Yeah, I don’t have good head game either! Dapro said I gotta learn…He’s too thick it hurts my jaws! And besides is it really that important? He’s not that big on it, he loves to do it in front of the three way mirror in our closet
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SO DID ANY OF THE DUDES YOU WERE WITH BEFORE COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR BRAIN GAME???
OH YEA! MIRROR SEX IS GOOD! I LIKE TO SEE ME LOOKIN AT HER & ME, LOOKIN AT US!!!
@JOHN MCCAIN
YA…
ANY LADIES STILL LEFT IN HERE?!?!?(PEERING BLINDLY THRU THE DARKNESS)
@2cute4u
u still on?
Still here…just p*****ing time babe!
@2cute4u
Oh I thought you left also. So you have a boyfriend or are you married?
Oh hell no! this is what be givin gay men and black men a bad name. This is ridiculous!! And I ma personaly very offended.
Testing new gravie…
Do Y’all see the new gravie?
I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE WHITE PERSON THAT BUYS THOSE NASTY THANGS!!