Jesus Take The Wheel: 64-Year-Old Man Popped For Having Sex With His Dog Named “Christie Brinkley”

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Jesus Take The Wheel, News, Random Ridiculousness

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Man, the world is full of sick f*cks:

An Aventura man was arrested on Friday and charged with having sex with his dog, a Great Dane named Christie Brinkley.
Armand M. Pacher, 64, a former insurance executive, was booked into a Miami-Dade jail on a charge of animal cruelty, a third-degree felony punishable by up to five years in prison. Pacher’s veterinarian in Gainesville reported him to police after an office worker called him to reschedule eye surgery for the 2 ½-year-old dog and Pacher talked about sex, according to an arrest warrant.

“She doesn’t seem to enjoy it as much when we have sex. Maybe it’s because I haven’t been as energetic lately and that’s why she’s not enjoying it,” he allegedly told the staffer when she asked about the dog’s health, the arrest warrant said. Later, at the clinic, a veterinarian concluded that the spayed dog’s body had evidence of forced sexual activity, the warrant said. The doctor said the evidence could not have come from another dog, the warrant said.

Pacher’s attorney, Jeffrey Weiner, said his client denies making the comment, and the allegation. He said the employeemisunderstood a wisecrack.
“I’m quite familiar with the evidence that exists, and I’m really disappointed that Aventura police would make an arrest based on unsupported evidence and conclusions,” Weiner said. “I expect my client will be full vindicated.”

WTF?!?! Why is this guy talking about his “sex life” with the dog with the staff at the animal clinic like that isht is normal? This is truly disgusting. Poor dog.




    Thats as sick as you can get. Some people are severly insane. I think I’m going to vomit!!!

  • drenk

    u could say that this Aventura man was having quite the aventura with his dog….


    Sasselfratz, hibidibut, yzidili, guvukafet. Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just trying to think of new words to describe my level of discuss because I can’t seem to find any that already exist.

  • nettie

    Yes, it is very sick but you would surprised how many people do that with their pets!!!! Gross

  • Matha

    ewwwwwwwwwwwww thats disgusting!

  • Sha
  • webreader

    Usually this is done by white folks,mostly women. I did read about one black fool and a horse. He’s serving time now. Gross! Gross! Gross!

  • webreader

    Whenever you see a white person with a dog that large—you can bet that’s what’s going on.

  • webreader

    They allow their dog to lick them everywhere!!

  • PootyPoo

    I will passing on lunch today and perhaps dinner tonight after reading such sickening and disturbing news.

  • yvonne


  • tg

    Poor Dog

  • cruzantrini

    The man had a problem. His wife wasn’t giving him any. So when his friend told him, “Fuk that bytch.” That is exactly what he did.

  • http://bossip GAT TURNER BUUUUDDDAATTT!!!!

    hm! I’m not surprised, they have been doing shyt like this for 6000 years….sikk bastards!

  • n_satiable

    This is gross. But you know what’s worse? The fact that child molesters sometimes don’t get that much time. Amazing how much the law respects animals more than people sometimes….

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