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People that don’t wear their hair always wear weaves, wigs,and braids. Makes you wonder doesn’t it?

“We didn’t know Ken Pavés got down like that”

LOLMFAO!!!

first

first trick’siz!!!! that a@@ is too for old boy. you know he ain’t hittin’ that right man!!!!

and her blouse looks like a maternity top!! what’s going on with her???

It’s nice to see ole Eve. What is she doing to earn a living these days?

I see she went to hollyhood for this hairstyle!!! Come on Eve and get it together girl.

wasn’t first. regardless, this post is dumb

She still looks like the stripper trash she is. No matter how much money you make or movies you do…you can’t escape your past as a dirty stripper. Damn!

I mean you can have those braids but you have to know how to wear em. She on the other hand does not,he hair looks nappy and a mess.

I DIDNT EVEN RECOGNIZE HER. WOW

She looks good, she’s come a long way 1st ruff ridin, now classy ridin, kudos Eve.

Not a good look Eve! Not at all!

Shout out to EVE that my girl ………a.k. blonde bombshell

Eve does not look bad. micro braids are played out but she looks cute.

Whats wrong with micro’s I haven’t rocked any since I was 18 but still…nothing wrong with them…she’s a Philly chick, thats what we do.

Maybe she’s trying to let her hair grow or out or giving it a rest. Looks like she’s just enjoying being out of the spotlight for a while. I wonder if her CD will ever get released. I kinda liked that song ‘tamborine.’

Eve looks cute and so do her braids. I’d hit hit it sideways.

Morning Fam,

I love Eve…she can do no wrong in my eyesight…yeah right! But seriously, she looks good.

Oshie(Check me out!)

Eve looks cute and so do her braids. I’d hit hit it sideways.

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What’s up babe? You keep me rollin over here. I’d hit too LOL. Maybe we can tag team… we know Eve swing that way.

@ Ms. Philly(Check me out!)

Whats wrong with micro’s I haven’t rocked any since I was 18 but still…nothing wrong with them…she’s a Philly chick, thats what we do.

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Should they be that close to the scalp though? It looks painful? I’ve never had micros…If she’s trying to grow her hair out I think going without a relaxer and just getting it hotcombed works really well… that method got me shoulder length locks in about 7 mos.

@MAN I JUST

THE “CLIP” OF A TAPE WASNT VERY LONG FROM WHAT I SAW.

@mzsweetface,

I think you might be right, ladies want a new look from time to time and with shorter hair, you cant get much variety unless you wear a weave. And we dont wanna do that all the time.

That bet not be her dude?

Nucca look like a John

@KESHA

What’s up? I’m disappointed. I still see your old gravie I might need to clear everything again IDK.

I did get my power back yesterday though!!!!!!!!!!

MORNING KESH KESH

KZZ

MAN I JUST

IJM, WUZ UP MOMMA!!

LAUREN

Morning,

Kzz,

sxyQ,

Man,

Lauren,

RE,

IJM,

and everyone else…

How are yall feelin on this lovely(yeah right) humpday?

Good Morning!! its hump day

@ man

@ kzz

@ kesha

@ ms. philly

@ re

@ sxyq

@ im just me

@ everyone else ::muah::

on another note: Eve looks much softer in these pics..

On another nother note lol: Did Barack really kiss the VP’s wife on the lips?!?!?

Whut up SxyQ? Trying to enjoy this little time before I have to go on my audit.

**sigh**

I hate this job. Just trying to make it to November…

MORNING:

NU

RE

KZZ

Q

KESHA

MAN I JUST

SLIDE

MANDAH

DDDDDIIIIIIIIVVVVVVAAAAAAA

Lauren

Auntie V

HANNI

M-DADDY

Umm and anyone else I forgot!!

@Official Timehater

I know, my fault. I just remember her lookin’ so hood at that time. Trust me, I was embarrassed when I saw it.

@Kesha and Lauren

Hey girls!

@ Man,

“@KESHA

What’s up? I’m disappointed. I still see your old gravie I might need to clear everything again IDK.

I did get my power back yesterday though!!!!!!!!!!”

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Awesome! I bet you felt like a newborn baby just entering the world, lol! Well, i guess that means no more sex for you, lol???

You still see my old gravie? Sumthns wrong with your computer, lol! Tell DEQ to give you some new equipment if they want you to do your work!!

@ Man: Ok, I’ll find out where she lives and we can kidnap her and take her to New Orleans. Maybe we can all go check out a “Love Acts” show.

Glad to hear you got your power back. Nothing like the weather to make you appreciate the “little things”.

@IJM

Hey boo….

hey mandah!!

@ cutiepie,

Morning hun,

“On another nother note lol: Did Barack really kiss the VP’s wife on the lips?!?!?”

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WTH? What are you talking about? When? Where? Please explain cuz if i was Michelle….OH HELL NO!!

@Cutie Pie

Hey cutie…no pun intended

@ kesha

cute gravie pic!

HEY CP

How could i forget my lil sis!

I think Eve looks nice….I really like that outfit too and the braids are fine

Hey Mandah! Where you been?? You straight?!?

@ Man and Re

that was Eve and Stevie J when they were together.

@ cp,

Thanks ma, now please explain this whole Barack and anotha woman’s lips before i place his azz in that “typical man” category, lol

HEY MANDAH GIRL!! HEY CUTIE PIE!!

@MAN I JUST

EXACTLY HOW RE DESCRIBED THE “CLIP” IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAW.(LOL) BUT, MY JOB ANNOY’S ME ON A DAILY AS WELL. I’M OPTING FOR ANOTHER POSITION WITHIN THE COMPANY, BECAUSE I’VE BEEN THERE FOR 3 YR’S AND SOME CHANGE. IT’S A WONDERFUL COMPANY, I JUST CANT STAND MY CO-WORKERS, AND PREFER THAT THEY STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, FO’ I GIVE THEM THE BUSINESS!!

whatever hairdo she decide to rock, she better pay attention to them there edges if she dont want them to pull a vanishing act…..

Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)

It wasn’t too bad, but I’m also trying to tone it down on here as well. It was a little raunchy, but shoulda been private…

@Mandah

Hey you!

@Oshie(Check me out!)

“Ok, I’ll find out where she lives and we can kidnap her and take her to New Orleans. Maybe we can all go check out a “Love Acts” show.

Glad to hear you got your power back. Nothing like the weather to make you appreciate the “little things”.

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Yeah, missing “Sports Center” at the beginning of the NFL season is a fate worse than death. Wouldn’t wish it on Osama Bin Laden.

I would love a threesome. It would have to be some random chicks though because I’m WAY too possesive of my ol lady. You ever tried?

@I’m Just Me

LMAOOOOOO!!!!! I just noticed your gravie name….you’re a nut…

lol @ re

@ imj…I was a little sad for a moment lol

@ Kesha

I just went to a site that had a picture of Barack kissing Jill Biden at some kind of conference and the text under it said that he laid a nice wet one on her. I was trying to see if there was a manipulation of the photo or camera angle but it looks legit. But I still don’t want to believe it

uMMM.. I didnt know Eve got down with white men.. Never wouldv’e expected that.. Ooh well.. Moving on!!!

HONESTLY EVE’S HAIR LOOKS LIKE THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SOMEWHAT INVISIBLE MICROS THAT SHE JUST NEGLECTED TO WET AND PUT MOUSE ON FOR THE WHOLE CURL EFFECT.

MOUSSE(SP)

Hey evrybody

Kesha: (I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD) Its just one of THOSE days…(Check me out!)

Hey Mandah! Where you been?? You straight?!?

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yeah im fine, couple of bruised ribs but im still kickin and thankful for it.

@MAN I JUST DON’T CARE

LOL, you nastee…

@Official Time hater…

We all know Even is from Philly and thats where I reside…they still get micors in philly, its common, actually they love them, and they get long braids, all kinds of braids…The african’s own millions of shops here…

MORNING YA’LL! SORRY I JUST NOTICED ALL THE MORNING HUMP DAY LOVE!!

@ cutiepie,

“I just went to a site that had a picture of Barack kissing Jill Biden at some kind of conference and the text under it said that he laid a nice wet one on her. I was trying to see if there was a manipulation of the photo or camera angle but it looks legit. But I still don’t want to believe it”

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OHHELLNOOOOOOO! I’MA NEED TO SEE THIS. NAH I GOTTA BE MICHELLE’S PRIVATE DETECTIVE ON THIS SHYT…HE AINT FINA MAKE MICHELLE LOOK LIKE NO FOOL…OH HELLLLLL NO…BARACK, SAY IT AINT SOOOOO, YOU BETTA GET YOUR SHYT TOGETHER….I’M GOIN DO SOME INVESTIGATING BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW THE MEDIA IS, AND WHAT THEY WANNA DO TO A BLACK MAN! OH F*CK THAT, (YOU SEE ME GETTIN ALL UPSET LIKE THATS MY MAN HUH, LOL)

@ mandah

“yeah im fine, couple of bruised ribs but im still kickin and thankful for it.”

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OMG!!! glad to see everything is ok…my b/f was just in an accident and is getting money out of it..its only $2000 but its something

@MANDAH

WHAT HAPPENED MOMMA?

Did anyone catch fashion rocks last night??

@KESHA

“OHHELLNOOOOOOO! I’MA NEED TO SEE THIS. NAH I GOTTA BE MICHELLE’S PRIVATE DETECTIVE ON THIS SHYT…HE AINT FINA MAKE MICHELLE LOOK LIKE NO FOOL…OH HELLLLLL NO…BARACK, SAY IT AINT SOOOOO, YOU BETTA GET YOUR SHYT TOGETHER….I’M GOIN DO SOME INVESTIGATING BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW THE MEDIA IS, AND WHAT THEY WANNA DO TO A BLACK MAN! OH F*CK THAT, (YOU SEE ME GETTIN ALL UPSET LIKE THATS MY MAN HUH, LOL)”

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I think I read something somewhere that Barack admitted to “cheating” on Michelle early in the relationship… In fact I could swear it.

**I AM THE MESSENGER**

@ kesha

“OHHELLNOOOOOOO! I’MA NEED TO SEE THIS. NAH I GOTTA BE MICHELLE’S PRIVATE DETECTIVE ON THIS SHYT…HE AINT FINA MAKE MICHELLE LOOK LIKE NO FOOL…OH HELLLLLL NO…BARACK, SAY IT AINT SOOOOO, YOU BETTA GET YOUR SHYT TOGETHER….I’M GOIN DO SOME INVESTIGATING BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW THE MEDIA IS, AND WHAT THEY WANNA DO TO A BLACK MAN! OH F*CK THAT, (YOU SEE ME GETTIN ALL UPSET LIKE THATS MY MAN HUH, LOL)”

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I was surprised too!..I think it was by mistake maybe he was trying to give her an air kiss and missed the air lol..anyway the pic is up at sandrarose.com(hopefully it shows) and im kind of iffy about it because she has a problem with him as is so i’m not trying to trust what she writes

I like Eve. She looks healthier than I have seen her in a while. I wonder if she was really in rehab, if so, It worked.

“i bet they gave you some of that good stuff at the hospital, lol”

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nothing can compare to that pure oxygen boy…best sleep you will ever have with that ish

@ CP

Sorry Lil Sis!!! Never that….i was seeing who all posted…i got a lot on my mind…i cannot remember it all

sending love all day to my lil sis Cutie Pie

@ Man,

” think I read something somewhere that Barack admitted to “cheating” on Michelle early in the relationship… In fact I could swear it.

**I AM THE MESSENGER**

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Nah see, that was just MEAN, you aint even had to go there, lol! But seriously?? This was before they were married though right??? Huh??? Please tell me this was before he stood before GOD and pledged his love and devotion and committment to this woman? I’ma need to hear you say yes Kesha this was before they were married…not that THIS would be more excusable, cuz it aint, but at least i could catch my breath before i kick Barack’s ass to the curb!!!

cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I am the original little miss sunshine…dammit!! (Check me out!)

@ mandah

“yeah im fine, couple of bruised ribs but im still kickin and thankful for it.”

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OMG!!! glad to see everything is ok…my b/f was just in an accident and is getting money out of it..its only $2000 but its something

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oh irl im wit him on that! im takin that wheffa to thee bank! ima show up to court in a wheel chair and a neck and back brace, with both arms wraped up! take that! and that!!! ha!!!

@ cutiepie,

“nothing can compare to that pure oxygen boy…best sleep you will ever have with that ish”

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What pure oxygen boy? Who is he and where you keepin him hidden, lol?

@ man

“I think I read something somewhere that Barack admitted to “cheating” on Michelle early in the relationship… In fact I could swear it.”

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I can believe that…Michelle needs to keep a close eye on him while he’s in office because there is going to be a lot of women trying to get some of that obama

@ Mandah

You alright sis

*sending prayers and hugs your way*

@ Re

You already know I’ll put it out there

OKAY…PLAYED CATCH UP. @MANDAH, I’M GLAD TO THAT YOU ARE OKAY. SEVERAL YEARS AGO, ME AND A FRIEND OF MINE WERE LEAVING THE CLUB AND GOT HIT FROM BEHIND BY A GUY WHO WAS OUTRAGEOUSLY DRUNK AND DOING LIKE 75 IN A 35. OUR CAR FLIPPED ABOUT 4 TIMES AND LANDED ON THE HOOD. WHEN WE FINALLY CRAWLED OUT OF THE VEHICLE, THIS FOOL HAD DONE MORE DAMAGE TO HIS OWN PERSON THAN TO OUR BODIES. HE WAS BLEEDING FROM THE NOSE, AND MOUTH, AND HIS SHIRT WAS COVERED IN BLOOD. HE AND HIS FRIENDS JUMPED IN THE CAR AND SPED OFF. OF COURSE CHARGES WERE PRESSED. AND WHEN WE WENT TO COURT, WE FOUND OUT THAT HE HAD NO LICENSE OR INSURANCE. THE BIZZARE TWIST TO IT ALL WAS THAT TO KEEP FROM GETTING THE DRUNK DRIVING CHARGE, HE LIED TO THE COURT ROOM STATING THAT HE WASNT THE DRIVER. LISTEN TO THIS CRAP, HIS STORY WAS THAT HE HAD GOTTEN KIDNAPPED AND HIS KIDNAPPER WAS DRIVING. (i guess kidnappers take their victim’s to the club now-a-days). THE JUDGE GAVE HIM A YEAR 1/2 IN JAIL.

@ Lauren,

Nope, i didnt catch it…i’m not big on TV lately? Was it good? Worth watching?

@Kesha

“Nah see, that was just MEAN, you aint even had to go there, lol! But seriously?? This was before they were married though right??? Huh??? Please tell me this was before he stood before GOD and pledged his love and devotion and committment to this woman? I’ma need to hear you say yes Kesha this was before they were married…not that THIS would be more excusable, cuz it aint, but at least i could catch my breath before i kick Barack’s ass to the curb!!!”

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I don’t know if it is even true but it sounded credible. It was very detailed. I tried to see if could Google or something but so much bs is on the internet about him it will hard to search.

Nothing has been said since. I tend not to believe it though because the media would ask Michelle about it at EVERY turn.

Don’t be upset ma. If there is any truth to it, which I doubt, it will come out.

@ ijm

“Sorry Lil Sis!!! Never that….i was seeing who all posted…i got a lot on my mind…i cannot remember it all

sending love all day to my lil sis Cutie Pie”

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((sending cyber hug to ijm))

@ mandah

“oh irl im wit him on that! im takin that wheffa to thee bank! ima show up to court in a wheel chair and a neck and back brace, with both arms wraped up! take that! and that!!! ha!!!”

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lol thats right

cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I am the original little miss sunshine…dammit!! (Check me out!)

“i bet they gave you some of that good stuff at the hospital, lol”

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nothing can compare to that pure oxygen boy…best sleep you will ever have with that ish

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you aint neva eva lied, that ish was amazing lol

@ kesha thanx momma, i was the same way. basically the same thing happened to me except tha trick in front of me cause the accident, plus it was raining

@ ms. philly

“Did anyone catch fashion rocks last night??”

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I realized I missed it this morning and I was like damn!..I think it re-airs though they always do a re-run of the show

@ Man,

“Don’t be upset ma. If there is any truth to it, which I doubt, it will come out”

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I know, i try not to get upset about these male infedility stories, but with barack, i’ve decided to make him my standard, lol! So if he’s a let down, then i guess i have nothing to look forward to He had me so inspired, lol! What a shame, what a shame. Are there ANY honeset, decent, committed black men out there? I wonder… Oh well, i’m not even gon get started on this topic today. I’m sooo not in the mood for it

COS…where are looking for a new J-O-B? And hits yet?

@ CP

Thank you Momma!!

@ Kesha

“What pure oxygen boy? Who is he and where you keepin him hidden, lol?”

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LMAO you crazy

@SxyQ

OKAY…PLAYED CATCH UP. @MANDAH, I’M GLAD TO THAT YOU ARE OKAY. SEVERAL YEARS AGO, ME AND A FRIEND OF MINE WERE LEAVING THE CLUB AND GOT HIT FROM BEHIND BY A GUY WHO WAS OUTRAGEOUSLY DRUNK AND DOING LIKE 75 IN A 35. OUR CAR FLIPPED ABOUT 4 TIMES AND LANDED ON THE HOOD. WHEN WE FINALLY CRAWLED OUT OF THE VEHICLE, THIS FOOL HAD DONE MORE DAMAGE TO HIS OWN PERSON THAN TO OUR BODIES. HE WAS BLEEDING FROM THE NOSE, AND MOUTH, AND HIS SHIRT WAS COVERED IN BLOOD. HE AND HIS FRIENDS JUMPED IN THE CAR AND SPED OFF. OF COURSE CHARGES WERE PRESSED. AND WHEN WE WENT TO COURT, WE FOUND OUT THAT HE HAD NO LICENSE OR INSURANCE. THE BIZZARE TWIST TO IT ALL WAS THAT TO KEEP FROM GETTING THE DRUNK DRIVING CHARGE, HE LIED TO THE COURT ROOM STATING THAT HE WASNT THE DRIVER. LISTEN TO THIS CRAP, HIS STORY WAS THAT HE HAD GOTTEN KIDNAPPED AND HIS KIDNAPPER WAS DRIVING. (i guess kidnappers take their victim’s to the club now-a-days). THE JUDGE GAVE HIM A YEAR 1/2 IN JAIL.

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hit and runners are the worse that is a got damn shame!!!

i cant belive that!!

i was out cold for a min but the guy who rear ended me got her license plat before she sped off.

I want to say good morning to all the ladies out there….

Id have me sum Eve….

Morning IceCold2

@KESHA

“I know, i try not to get upset about these male infedility stories, but with barack, i’ve decided to make him my standard, lol! So if he’s a let down, then i guess i have nothing to look forward to He had me so inspired, lol! What a shame, what a shame. Are there ANY honeset, decent, committed black men out there? I wonder… Oh well, i’m not even gon get started on this topic today. I’m sooo not in the mood for it

COS…where are looking for a new J-O-B? And hits yet?”

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They have plenty of them out there. Seriously, that’s all the guys I know. You know “birds of a feather” and stuff. If women was throwing puss at dudes like that, trust ALL of us would be like that. Don’t work that way though.

I’m not sure where I’m going to work. I really want to have this at least a year before I go. New employers are going to see some jumping around on my resume and you know that scares them.

@Cutie Pie

“hmmmmm….”

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come on now CP. Don’t be trying to insinuate stuff….

That’s not invisible braids if you can see the braids. Also her front hair on the side must be gone because that are several big gaps that is missing.

@MANDAH

PEOPLE ARE SO COLD HEARTED THESE DAYS. LIKE HOW CAN YOU PULL OFF AND JUST FLEE AFTER YOU KNOW THAT YOU MAY HAVE HURT SOMEONE? I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND THE WORLD’S THINKING AND I’M SERIOUS.

Oh, sorry, that was

@ Man

But I’ll share it with everyone because I love you all the same !!!

@ man

“come on now CP. Don’t be trying to insinuate stuff….”

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I didn’t say anything..all I said was..hmmmm lol. I knew a guy who said that he only dated white girls with dark hair because he felt they were closer to black so I found it interesting you said the same thing

whats good Ms. Philly?

@OSHIE

LOL..GIRL YOU WILD

Okay!!!

First off I’m guessing most of you are from either down south or out west somewhere because MICROS will never be played out (BUT BANANA CLIPS WILL) she definately got them done in california somewhere because philly, NJ, and NY are known for Micros and let me not forget Baltimore and they would have been more pulled together.

The thing thats funny to me is that if it was Beyonce or Rihanna they would be cute to everyone.

“PEOPLE ARE SO COLD HEARTED THESE DAYS. LIKE HOW CAN YOU PULL OFF AND JUST FLEE AFTER YOU KNOW THAT YOU MAY HAVE HURT SOMEONE? I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND THE WORLD’S THINKING AND I’M SERIOUS.”

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and they will be dealt a karma bigger than they ever expected. People forget that these are people’s children, mothers, fathers, brothers, etc..driving on the roads..the sense of empathy had really vanished

Maybe it’s for a movie role.

SHE AIGHT…

Damn..

Hell, my lil cousin could’ve done a better job than THAT…

I cnt spel gud tody… srroy

@ Man,

“They have plenty of them out there. Seriously, that’s all the guys I know. You know “birds of a feather” and stuff. If women was throwing puss at dudes like that, trust ALL of us would be like that. Don’t work that way though.

I’m not sure where I’m going to work. I really want to have this at least a year before I go. New employers are going to see some jumping around on my resume and you know that scares them.”

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Ok, well i will need you to introduce me to some of your friends after we come to the conclusion that you and I are not familiar/nor affiliated with each other in any way at all, LMAO!

And yes you’re right, that does scare employers. It will make a year in Nov that i’ve been at this job too (there goes that coincidence thing again, this shyt is scary)…Nov 4th actually…That’s why i’m still here too. Not that i’m looking cuz im not, but i will probably start looking after my year is up, just fishing…seeing whats out there, keeping my options open

Hey Hannibal(waving), lol!

HELLO KESHA

*WAVES BACK*

ROFL@OSHIE

THEY OUGHT TO KNOW BETTER!! WHO DOES THAT?

@ sxy, I have stupid friends. :/

Hey

SxyQ

CP

Man

Re

Oshie

Hannibal

Kesha

Hey Jax,

How you feelin today Ma?

@MS. JAXON

HELLO BEAUTIFUL

@ Ms. Jaxon: Hayyy *snap snap snap*

@CUTIE PIE

THAT IS SO TRUE. AND WHAT COMES AROUND IS ALWAYS A LOT TOUGHER THAN WHAT GOES AROUND. SO PEOPLE SHOULD BE MINDFUL OF WHAT THEY WILL EVENTUALLY HAVE TO PAY FOR WITH CARELESSNESS.

GOOD MORNTIN’S JAXON!!

@OSHIE

DONT WE ALL!! DONT REMIND ME!! LOL

Dana in the house!!!

Mornin Everybody!

Can someone please give me the short version of whats going on , the thread is already long as hell

@KZZ

I SAY WE FORM A CYBER COALITION AND MARCH OVER TO GRAVATAR.COM AND DELIVER A CAN OF WHOOP AZZ!!(LMAO)

morning jaxon, dana, hannibal, kzz!!

I remember reading a blind item that everyone thoguht was her. The way she looks here makes me now wonder if the blind item was about her. She doesn’t look too good to me in these pictures.. Here is the blind item:

“Get better girl!! We just caught wind that a woman who used to be a popular rapper and dabbled in acting is just finishing up a 30-day stay in rehab for cocaine and crystal meth addiction.

Word is that she’s been completely sober now for almost a month and is looking to make a career comeback.”

Kesha I love your new gravie!!

@SMDH

I remember reading a blind item that everyone thoguht was her. The way she looks here makes me now wonder if the blind item was about her. She doesn’t look too good to me in these pictures.. Here is the blind item:

“Get better girl!! We just caught wind that a woman who used to be a popular rapper and dabbled in acting is just finishing up a 30-day stay in rehab for cocaine and crystal meth addiction.

Word is that she’s been completely sober now for almost a month and is looking to make a career comeback.”

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yea..I told yall that some time back that she was in rehab for an e addiction..I don’t know about cocaine and crystal meth though..probably those too

@CUTIE PIE AND KZZ

HELLO LADIES

DANA!!!

@ Hanni…compliments will get you everywhere boo…

@ SMDH,

Hey mama! Thanks babe, How you been?

and crystal meth changes your facial features… thats probably why she looks so different to me

@ EVERYONE

Okay ya’ll I need help!!! The old letting a brother down gently, but this situation is more delicate than most…

When he and I broke up he cried like really cried…it was bad..plus we were friends first (best friends) and we are just back to the point where is was semi-normal and not weird and I could talk to him about dating…and yesterday he calls and says

He is still in love with me and wants to know what he can do to get me back…I just don’t want to go there but I dont want to crush him and lose friendship

Who has been here before? What did you do?

hey aunt viv!!

Are micros out of style?

Crystal makes you ugly – makes you break out, your hair thins, your teeth fall out, you lose weight faster than you should. I should know, I’m white and a trailer trash meth addict, apparently!

Everyone has beautiful new gravies this week: Lauren, sxyQB, IJM, cutiepie, Kesha, Jaxon-why is Gravatar.com givin’ problems? They’re becoming wack like Livesteez…

The NATIONAL ENQUIRER’S exclusive ongoing investigation of GOP VP Nom Sarah ‘Barracuda’ Palin’s goes far beyond a mere teen pregnancy crisis this week!

The Enquirer’s team of reporters has combed the Alaskan wilderness to discover the hidden truth about Gov. Palin’s family, which has become a central part of political identity.

The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that Sarah’s oldest son, Track, was addicted to the power drug OxyContin for nearly the past two years, snorting it, eating it, smoking it and even injecting it. And as Track, 19, heads to Iraq as part of the U.S. armed forces, Sarah and her husband Todd were powerless to stop his wild antics, detailed in the new issue of The ENQUIRER, which goes on sale today.

THE ENQUIRER also has exclusive details about Track’s use of other drugs, including cocaine, and his involvement in a notorious local vandalism incident.

“I’ve partied with him (Track) for years,” a source disclosed. “I’ve seen him snort cocaine, snort and smoke OxyContin, drink booze and smoke weed.”

The source also divulged the girls would do anything for Track and he’d use his local celebrity to manipulate other guys “to get them to steal things he wanted.”

“He finally did what a lot of troubled kids here do,” the source divulged. “You join the military.”

And as Gov. Palin has billed the state of Alaska for various expenses related to her children, as reported by The Washington Post, The ENQUIRER’s investigation reveals that she was so incensed by 17-year-old Bristol’s pregnancy that she banished her daughter from the house.

Another family friend revealed pre-prego Bristol was as much of a hard partier as Track was.

“Bristol was a huge stoner and drinker. I’ve seen her smoke pot and get drunk and make out with so many guys. All the guys would brag that the just made out with Bristol.”

When Sarah found out the teen was pregnant by high schooler Levi Johnston, she was actually banished from the house. As part of the cover-up, Palin quickly transferred Bristol to another high school and made her move in with Sarah’s sister Heather 25 miles away!

And the ENQUIRER also learned that Levi Johnston, the baby mamma’s future wedded dada, who was glad handed by John McCain at the GOP Convention, isn’t too happy about his impending shotgun nups either.

“Levi got dragged out of the house to go to Minnesota,” Levi’s friend told The ENQUIRER. “Levi realizes he’s stuck being with Bristol because her mom is running for Vice President.”

The friend also confided that both Bristol and Levi “broke up a few times and they definitely messed around with other people.”

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@kzz

definitely…its all love

Hello everyone. I’m here. finally.

Test…

Stupid gravatard.

DANAAAAAA!!! TWINNNN!!! WHAT UP MOMMA?

where the hell is MAn? I got a bone to pick with him.

@ Hot Sauce…Thanks but we been broken up for over a year he’s had new P at least he told me he has

@ Aunt Viv…HEY

hey ZZZZ

If she is looking to make a comeback I can really see her ‘accidentally’ releasing another tape. I never saw the first one but I heard about it. It didn’t sound interesting.

“@ SMDH,

Hey mama! Thanks babe, How you been?”

I’ve been good!! You holdin it down out there in N’Orleans?!?

Hi Sugar Walls!

Nothing about the Palin’s backwoods behavior surprises me.

Hi Z!

i wanna go home…

hey redd & z!!

shes fine still

http://www.anythingblack.net

I say she looks good. Depending on who did the braiding, if she looks after them well the hair will grow! When some people plait your hair it just does not grow!

@ jaxon

the whole going back with the ex thing..usually doesn’t work..if you personally don’t want to be with him then don’t..do what makes you happy not what won’t make him cry..he’ll get over it

@Jaxon,

From what you’ve stated, there is no real benefit to you maintaining a friendship with this man. He’ll get over it. You have a life to live, no need to have someone annoying draining your energy.

@ Jax,

And Yup, i have been there. And truth be told, you really shouldnt try to remain friends with him right now. maybe one day, when he’s completely over you. But until he’s had a chance to heal, its not good if you’re in his life because your presence will only delay the healing process.

good morning everybody..

it’s wednesday, but so what i need it to be SATURDAY!! how is everybody doing?

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did ya’ll hear the strawberry letter on the steve harvey show a couple of days ago … where a lady and her husband found out that they were indeed brother and sister.. and never knew it??? i just got the email of the letter, THAT’S CRAZZZZYYYYY.. could you imagine??

Hi Kzz!!!

***Big wave to you NYC style!***

@ SMDH,

“I’ve been good!! You holdin it down out there in N’Orleans?!?”

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Yup, I’m staying afloat, lol

@Cutie Pie

Thanks it seems like it could be easier if we had not been BESTBEST friends for years before we dated.

That dude was on Survivor

I never saw her tape but I saw a whole bunch of pics of her and different girls

nue2this (New2This.. had to change it up!)(Check me out!)

good morning everybody..

it’s wednesday, but so what i need it to be SATURDAY!! how is everybody doing?

**************************************************** OFF THE TOPIC

did ya’ll hear the strawberry letter on the steve harvey show a couple of days ago … where a lady and her husband found out that they were indeed brother and sister.. and never knew it??? i just got the email of the letter, THAT’S CRAZZZZYYYYY.. could you imagine??

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i JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH.

@ redd

ready for lunch lol

@ jaxon

wow best friends!! yea thats going to be hard for him..he’s probably even more upset because he feels he’s lost a friend awwww..either way he needs to man up

Eve always seemed so innocent…oops.

no mam…see thats why i passed to never get micros say bye bye to your natural baby hair and whuts good to lace front baby hair

@ circa

oh no no no…I am not denying that wasn’t her..ray charles can see that that was her..i’m just saying i haven’t seen the tape and the photo’s I saw were blurred and blacked out so I couldn’t see what she was doing or doing what with.

@ Z

Boy coulda won an Oscar for those crocodile tears

@ CP and Kesha, I think I’m being selfish wanting to keep him as a friend..I’ll call him later

@Hot Sauce

Do you need a Kleenex? Where can I find one of those signs? Spencer’s usually has off the wall stuff but I’ve never seen a “Warning: This P will have you sprung” sign and where exactly would I post it? Maybe I can get panties with that printed on the front LMAO

“**************************************************** OFF THE TOPIC

did ya’ll hear the strawberry letter on the steve harvey show a couple of days ago … where a lady and her husband found out that they were indeed brother and sister.. and never knew it??? i just got the email of the letter, THAT’S CRAZZZZYYYYY.. could you imagine??”

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wait wait hold on!! how do you not know that is your brother?!?! isn’t there a parent in common here?

DAMN!!! Jada is killin um

**WAVING** @ the seen26 7th down just will not do. I need Top 5!!!

HOw was you evening?

hey theseen!!

wHATS UP @ tHESEEN

@ theseen26

Whats good pimpin???

HEYY M-Daddy!!

@CP, well my cousin’s husband has like 26 siblings THAT HE KNOWS of…he knows more of them than his dad does so I can see how it could be possible…He found out a friend he had for years was his brother. And the boy was not even from Cleveland

M-Daddy you are here early!! What’s up? YOu just wanted to see me? *Ducking SxyQ*

@ nu

did they have kids??

I know about yall but when I get into a relationship with someone I ask questions..all types. I think I would’ve found out I was dating my brother immediately.

was he/she adopted or something?

Hey Seen

Hey Nu

I’M JUST GETTING INTO THE J.O.B. GOOD MORNING THESEEN, MY DARLING M-DADDY, Z, AUNTIE!! AUNTIE!!

They look cute on here.. Keep doing u EV-E

Hi theseen26!!!

Hi M-Daddy!!!

Hi sxyQB sistagirl!!!

opps i meant I DON’T know about yall

@ theseen, hey you! How ya feelin today?

@ M-Daddy, hey my baby-daddy, i’m still a lil pissed at you right now, but i think we should just let it go for the kids sake, besides sxyQ and i have worked thru our differences…we decided to share you, lol!

haahaha…lol

@MsJaxon

The same thing happend to me. My dad has 13 kids and growing up that’s all I knew was that he had plenty of other kids. I would go years without seeing my dad so as a child I never met any of them. Well in the 7th grade, I met a girl that seemed really cool. We became best friends, did everything together and people would always ask if we were sisters and of course we said no. Well my senior year of high school she called me one day to tell me someone wanted to talk to me. It was my dad. He broke it down that we are in fact sisters. We’re the same age and everything. Now when I run into people from high school they never believe that she’s my sister cause we denied it for so long but really we didn’t know. LOL

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HELL YOU ORDER A PHILLY CHEESE STEAK, AND THE NEGROE WHO MAKES IT CONVENIENTLY FORGETS TO ADD THE CHEESE?

randomthoughts(Check me out!)

@MsJaxon

The same thing happend to me. My dad has 13 kids and growing up that’s all I knew was that he had plenty of other kids. I would go years without seeing my dad so as a child I never met any of them. Well in the 7th grade, I met a girl that seemed really cool. We became best friends, did everything together and people would always ask if we were sisters and of course we said no. Well my senior year of high school she called me one day to tell me someone wanted to talk to me. It was my dad. He broke it down that we are in fact sisters. We’re the same age and everything. Now when I run into people from high school they never believe that she’s my sister cause we denied it for so long but really we didn’t know. LOL

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That happened to a close friend of mine. Except the girl who turn out to be her kin was annoying as shyt and we could not stand her. SO when all that hit the fan, my friend was tight as hell. funny ish.

@ everybody,

I heard this on Steve harvey. Her dad wasn’t in her life and she had just started having a relationship with him. They were at a family reunion or something and she walked up to her husband and daddy talking and thought they were talking about her, turns out it was his daddy too. Something to that effect…

AUNTIE WHERE YOU BEEN HIDING MISSY?

@Cutie Pie,

Well,the father was never apart of either one of their lives… so NO, there realy is not way to find out. that’s like my son, his dad isn’t in the picture, he has FOUR OTHER CHILDREN, 5 all together including my son. one of them is a girl. how would they ever know that they have the same dad, cause i know for a fact that my sons father isn’t involved with the daughter… feel me.. some kids running around don’t even know they daddies name.. sad right. but it happens..

DANA DANE.. Whats up mommi!! where’s your picture???

SXYQ

hey i was left off the “shot out” list.. *tear*

I’M TIRED….

@ EVERYONE

Okay ya’ll I need help!!! The old letting a brother down gently, but this situation is more delicate than most…

When he and I broke up he cried like really cried…it was bad..plus we were friends first (best friends) and we are just back to the point where is was semi-normal and not weird and I could talk to him about dating…and yesterday he calls and says

He is still in love with me and wants to know what he can do to get me back…I just don’t want to go there but I dont want to crush him and lose friendship

Who has been here before? What did you do?

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@Ms.Jaxon

Before I give you advice,I need to know the truth-Are you still sleeping with him?It will determine my response.

@Kesha,

hey mama, they were married for 2 years and were together for 5..

@NEW2THIS

I’M SO SORRY MOMMA!! I DIDNT SEE YOU IN HERE. YOU KNOW I GOT LUV FOR YOU. WHAT YOU DOING THIS A.M? IT’S CLOUDY AND CHILLY AS A MUG HERE IN V.A TODAY.

@ sxyQ,

“SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HELL YOU ORDER A PHILLY CHEESE STEAK, AND THE NEGROE WHO MAKES IT CONVENIENTLY FORGETS TO ADD THE CHEESE?”

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LMAO! Dead! And you know how i am about my cheese, i would be PISSED!

@nue,

Yup, i remember now! She was sooo heartbroken, i would be too though. Just imagine if that were you, i’d KILL my daddy, lol. he’s got a few too so i worry, lol!

going to lunch brb

**different than Circa’s

@ CAT EYES

NO!

@ Cat Eyes,

So glad you’re here, could use some wisdom…i’ll let Jax go first, lol!

@KESH KESH

GIRL!! TALK ABOUT MADDDDDD AS HELL!! I’M LIKE IF ALL I WANTED WAS A STEAK SANDWICH, THEN THATS WHAT I WOULD HAVE ASKED FOR. I GOT A GOOD MIND TO LEAVE THIS JOB AND GO BACK TO THAT SHOP AND SLAP ME A PERSON!!(LMAO)

SXYQ..

it’s hotter than a mutha**** over here.. dayum. can’t even walk outside, girl i quit smoking cause of the dayum heat f*ck that.

but all is well in FL.. thank GOD that IKE bypassed us, but for Lousianna and Texas is in my prayers…. and oh i would be MAD ABOUT THE CHEESE.. LMAO..

@sxyQB,

Massa is back in town after vacay and crackin’ the whip on your girl big time right now. I can only peek in for a few minutes at a time

Thanks for the thoughts, P.S. I’ma eff up the person who messed up your cheesesteak!

@ sxyQ,

“GIRL!! TALK ABOUT MADDDDDD AS HELL!! I’M LIKE IF ALL I WANTED WAS A STEAK SANDWICH, THEN THATS WHAT I WOULD HAVE ASKED FOR. I GOT A GOOD MIND TO LEAVE THIS JOB AND GO BACK TO THAT SHOP AND SLAP ME A PERSON!!(LMAO)”

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LMAO, thats how i be too. If i discover it before i make it to my location, oh trust, i’m turning that car around and going back…yup for a $.35 slice of cheese, ya damn skippy! But if i find out after i’ve made it home, i’m sooooo upset, always contemplate gettin back in my car and going back, but then i think about the gas prices right now and just stay at home pissed, lol!

@ Ms. Jaxon

Well I’m a dude. I wouldn’t expect yall’ to get hot unless yall’ are bi like she is. I’ve had alot of freaky deaky girls like that in my life though…..reflecting *sigh*.

@ Random Thoughts

Your situation worked out for the best! I thought about donating my eggs (you get paid for that) but a random chid possibly running around… slim chances and all but that mess happens

@ MsJaxon (lookin…but never staring

M-Daddy you are here early!! What’s up? YOu just wanted to see me? *Ducking SxyQ*

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LOL You tryin to get me in trouble huh?

@PLAYING DIANA ROSS, I’M THE BOSS & THIS IS HOW IT’S GONE’ BE(sxyQblondie..if I can make it thru Wed.lol)

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Hey Baby, I got your e-amil

opps e-mail

Kesha: (I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD) Its just one of THOSE days…

Hey baby momma, how are my children

@Aunt Viv

HEYYYYYYY AUNTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ M-Daddy,

They’re fine…they miss their daddy though and i must admit i miss him too!

@AUNTIE

YOU TELL MASSA I SAID TO SHOVE HIS WHIP AND BACK OFF!! WE MISS YOU ROUND’ HERE!! LOL

@KESH KESH

GIRL, LMAO, I ATE MY SANDWICH IN PISSED OFF SOLOTUDE!!

@JAXON

I SEE YOU TRYING TO MAKE THE MOVES ON MY HUBBY. NO ONE RESPECTS THE SANCTITUDE OF CYBER UNION ANYMORE. I TOLD YOU GUYS YESTERDAY..NO ONE CAN FLIRT WITH MY BABY BUT KESH KESH, AND THATS ONLY WHEN I SAY SO!!(grabbing m-daddy’s hand and marching off..LMFAO)

@MMMMMM MMMMMM MMMMMM-DADDY

HEY YOU GOOD LOOKING. I HADNT GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO CHECK MINE YET SINCE I’VE BEEN CHAINED TO MY DESK. HOW IS YOUR MORNING GOING?

@ Ms. Philly (Lauren)

Hey lil sis, how are you?

Morning all!

@NEW

GIRL MY UNCLE IS IN FLORIDA. HE IS IN NAPLES. SO WHENEVER BIG HURRICANES AND STORMS COME, WE’RE ALWAYS PRAYING HARD FOR HIM.

@Kesha: (I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD) Its just one of THOSE days…(Check me out!)

@ M-Daddy,

They’re fine…they miss their daddy though and i must admit i miss him too!

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Awww boo you know I’m here for you

MDADDY!

I missed my big brother, wash just about to email you today to see where your bald headed self been!!

@PLAYING DIANA ROSS, I’M THE BOSS & THIS IS HOW IT’S GONE’ BE(sxyQblondie..if I can make it thru Wed.lol)

@MMMMMM MMMMMM MMMMMM-DADDY

HEY YOU GOOD LOOKING. I HADNT GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO CHECK MINE YET SINCE I’VE BEEN CHAINED TO MY DESK. HOW IS YOUR MORNING GOING?

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Its actually going good, especially since my manager isnt here today

Kesha: (I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD) Its just one of THOSE days…(Check me out!)

@ sxyQ,

“GIRL!! TALK ABOUT MADDDDDD AS HELL!! I’M LIKE IF ALL I WANTED WAS A STEAK SANDWICH, THEN THATS WHAT I WOULD HAVE ASKED FOR. I GOT A GOOD MIND TO LEAVE THIS JOB AND GO BACK TO THAT SHOP AND SLAP ME A PERSON!!(LMAO)”

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LMAO, thats how i be too. If i discover it before i make it to my location, oh trust, i’m turning that car around and going back…yup for a $.35 slice of cheese, ya damn skippy! But if i find out after i’ve made it home, i’m sooooo upset, always contemplate gettin back in my car and going back, but then i think about the gas prices right now and just stay at home pissed, lol!

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@ SxyQ and Kesha

When I was pregnant oh you better not mess up my food or I went off. One time I got pizza and salad and they out olives on my salad I put them in a baggie and took them up there the next day.

In the first 4 months I could have no condiments or garnish. I went to Quiznos and said NO LETTUCE he put lettuce on it and I went off..I made him make me a whole new one (he tried to pick lettuce off). It was bad cause I was not showing I just seemed like a crazy woman not a crazy pregnant woman. I did apologize next time I was in there

EVE LEFT THE BLACK COMMUNITY A LONG TIME AGO, WHEN SHE WAS IN ESSENCE MAGAZINE TALKING ABOUT HER NEW BOYFRIEND AND HOW GREAT HE WAS I NEW HE WAS NOT A BROTHER. but hey, let people date whoever they want.

@THESEEN

HEY THERE MY FRIEND. I’M EATING MY CHOCOLATE CAKE NOW CAUSE THEM B-STARDS AT THE SANDWICH SHOP EFFED UP MY SANWICH. THE CAKE IS BANGIN THOUGH. I GUESS THAT’S ALWAYS A PLUS. LMAO

@sxyQB,

LOL! Good looking out sis

Is it Friday yet y’all?

**praying this day flies by**

Hey M-Daddy? Where were you Monday night at say 11:00pm est??????????????

@M-DADDY

OOOOOHHH OHHHH OHHH, THAT MEANS YOU GET TO PLAY TODAY. I CANT WAIT.(LOL YOU TELL YOUR BOSS I SAID SHOVE IT TOO!! LOL)

@JAXON

YOU SOUND LIKE ME “WHENEVER” SOMEBODY MESSES UP MY FOOD. I GO NUTSO. I JUST WENT OFF ON A WOMAN IN LOGANS ON FRIDAY NIGHT. I DONT PLAY THAT. DONT BE JACKING UP MY ORDER!! LMAO

I like her shoes…

theseen26 you’re adorable.

@sxyQB,

I love chocolate cake!!! Now I’m hungry…

@ theseen,

I’m diggin ur Garvie…if thats really u lol Im playin)”

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Um, dont hate…CONGRATULATE, lol! Yes sir, thats me

@Ms. Philly(Check me out!)

MDADDY!

I missed my big brother, wash just about to email you today to see where your bald headed self been!!

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Slavin for the Man!!!!! LOL naw its been mad busy in this place. How is my soon to be here niece?

@TheSeen26

hey lil’ homie how are you doing today??

@M-Daddy’s Mustache (Still wiping tears after Jay Cutler put the ROYAL beat down on that ass)(Check me out!)

Hey M-Daddy? Where were you Monday night at say 11:00pm est??????????????

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Being pissed off as hell. LOL

Theseen…Hey sir!

Ms.Jaxon…I’m tired and I wanna go home, other than that, I’m blessed

@MDADDY, She’s good! She’s 2.5 pounds already!

@JAXON

SEE AND KESH KESH GOT’Z AN UNDERSTANDING. LONG AS I HELP HER OUT WIT THE JR’ AND LIL KESH, THEN WE’Z COOL!!(LMAO) DADDY ONLY LUV’S US 2. SHE THE BABY MOMMA, AND I’M THE LIL WIFEY OKAY!! SO BACK OFFFFF!!(LMAO, ROFL)

@AUNTIE

ISNT THESEEN JUST AS CUTE AS A BUTTON? I JUST PUT A HIT OUT ON MY CHOCOLATE CAKE AND MURKED THE HELL OUT OF IT, LEAVING NOTHING TO WASTE. LMFAO

EVE LOOKS GOOD TO ME. I READ SOME OF THE COMMENTS AND DONT UNDERSTAND THE HATE.

AWWWWW KESH KESH, I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE WAS COOL AFTER THE NAME PLATE N’ ALL. SEE, YOU RENIGED!! LOL

@ Ms. Philly

@MDADDY, She’s good! She’s 2.5 pounds already!

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AWWWWWWW!!!!!!! I know you cant wait until she is finally here

@ CAT EYES

NO!

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Then,I’m just gonna tell you that you must leave him alone COMPLETELY!There are some men you can stay friends with after a breakup,but this guy is not one of them-in fact,the friendship you are seeking may hurt him more because he’s only remaining your friend thinking you will be in a relationship with him again.Now I know it may be hard because you said he was your best friend-in the future,never cross the friend line again,it becomes too complicated and the friendship will never be the same again.You must be honest and firm with your decision to him.It will hurt him but eventually,he will move on.And stop the phone calls-he’s taking them in a different way than you are.Hope I’ve been helpful.

AWWWWWWW!!!!!!! I know you cant wait until she is finally here

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WHAT? No, my daughter is the one who can’t wait, I on the other hand CAN! lol…I need some more time!

@Kesha: (I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD) Its just one of THOSE days…

Uh huh…knowin we got kids together, loL! What about my kids yall? Dont you think they want their mommy and daddy together! M-Daddy dont care about his kids wants, lol! I’m tellin everybody, he dont care about his kids wants!!!

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Now you know I love my kids, dont say things like that.

@Ms. Philly..

how old is your daughter… that’s so funny how the sibling can’t wait for the baby to be born, but when the baby is here, the siblings doing nothing BUT FIGHT!!

MY KIDS GET THEY WANTS. SHOUT OUT TO MY BABIES JAMELLE,JANISA,JORDAN,AND JERICA!!! MAMI LOVES YOU ALL AND DADDY WILL BE HOME IN 7 MONTHS

MMM MMMMM-DADDY

YOU CAN CHECK. I RESPONDED.

I’M OVER HERE LISTENING TO OL’ DIRTY. NOT THAT I DIDNT REALIZE IT THEN. BUT THIS FOOL WAS OFF THE DAMNED CHAIN!!(LOL)

WU TANG, WU TANG, WU TANG IS ON THE BRAIN!! LMAO

@NUE2THIS, My daughter will be 4 Oct 31st…she says everyday, I can’t wait to see my baby sister, she’s always kissing my stomach…lol she’ll probably try to give her candy when she get here I’ll be like no hunny, baby’s don’t eat that! lol

Didn’t Eve just get out of rehab for a notorious coke habit? I had read many stories that her family had done many interventions but none were successful. Earlier this summer she finally decided to go to rehab.

MSJAXON YOUR DAUGHTER’S DAD IS YOUR HUSBAND CORRECT?

I’ll BRB taking the baby to ride her bike

WHAT IS IT WITH ALL YOU HOES ON HERE HAVING BABIES AND NOT REMEMBERING TO GET MARRIED BEFORE. HONEY STOP SPREADING YOUR LEGS FOR JUST ANY TOM,DICK,OR HARRY! SMDH

@PLAYING DIANA ROSS, I’M THE BOSS & THIS IS HOW IT’S GONE’ BE(sxyQblondie..if I can make it thru Wed.lol)(Check me out!)

MMM MMMMM-DADDY

YOU CAN CHECK. I RESPONDED.

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I just responded

Eve,leave the crystal meth alone

@M-DADDY

I DONT SEE ANYTHING NEW. I’LL GIVE IT A SEC CAUSE SOMETIMES MY SYSTEM IS JACKED UP!!!LOL

@M-DADDY

I GOT IT TO WORK.

I really don’t mean to be mean but she looks fragile like she just got out of rehab and so explains the micro’s. I don’t understand how grown people can be so weak and let someone influence them to try drugs! She is shook! I wish her a speedy recovery!

@PLAYING DIANA ROSS, I’M THE BOSS & THIS IS HOW IT’S GONE’ BE(sxyQblondie..if I can make it thru Wed.lol)(Check me out!)

@M-DADDY

I GOT IT TO WORK.

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Ok

WHERE’S THE CREW?

YOU LIKELY HAD A BABY AND THEN THE DUDE MARRIED YOU BECAUSE YOU PRESSURED HIM AND THREATENED TO LEAVE WITH HIS CHILD. PREDICTABLE URBAN STORY. AND I AM NOT A HO. I WAS MARRIED FOR TWO YEARS AND THEN BECAME PREGNANT FOR THE FIRST TIME

i’m back..whats going on in here??

YOUR TRIFFLING PICTURE LOOK LIKE YOU JUST FINISHED CRUSHING SOME DUDE AND THEN ROLLED OVER FOR THE CAMERA. I HAVE BETTER STUFF TO DO THAN ARGUE WITH YOUR YOUNG SELF. YOU PROBABLY 23 WITH AT LEAST 2 KIDS.

PEACE

@Z

I THOUGHT EVERYONE HAD RUN OFF INTO THE SUNSET WITHOUT ME!! LMAO

UH OHHHH, LAUREN..(PULLING LAUREN AWAY WITH A STRUGGLE) DONT DO IT..BREATH DEEP AND BEGIN TO IGNORE.

@CUTIE PIE

OH JUST THE USUAL. POSTERS POPPING OUT OF THE BLUE TRYING TO START A RIOT.

Here we go!!!!!!

@ SXYQ

“I DONT SEE ANYTHING NEW. I’LL GIVE IT A SEC CAUSE SOMETIMES MY SYSTEM IS JACKED UP!!!LOL”

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IF YA SYSTEM IS JACKED UP MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEE A SPECIALIST!!!! LOL!!!

@White Tonya

I hope you talking to me cause I got 8 kids only one of the daddies stuck around and I just got through spreading my legs for Tom, Dick, and Harry las night…girl how did you know…peeking in my window?

Hoin’ is fun!!!

@ sxyq

oh boy ((rolling eyes)) lol well..I could sure use a glass of wine

Welcome back CP

Man took the baby for a quick ride..it’s too close to nap time she was having fits. We’ll try again later on.

UH OHHHH, LAUREN..(PULLING LAUREN AWAY WITH A STRUGGLE) DONT DO IT..BREATH DEEP AND BEGIN TO IGNORE.

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Girl!!! I tried!

@LAUREN & EVERYONE ELSE

YA’LL KNOW GOOD AND WELL THAT THIS WHITE TONYA INDIVIDUAL IS MORE THAN LIKELY SOMEONE WHO POSTS EVERYDAY. IGNORE THE PERSON. SOME PEOPLE JUST LIKE TO BE IGNORANT.

@DA TRUFF

LOL..GOOD MORNING YOU. AND JUST WHAT KIND OF SPECIALIST MIGHT THAT BE?

where is redd..I like looking at his picture

@MsJaxon (lookin…but never staring)(Check me out!)

@White Tonya

I hope you talking to me cause I got 8 kids only one of the daddies stuck around and I just got through spreading my legs for Tom, Dick, and Harry las night…girl how did you know…peeking in my window?

Hoin’ is fun!!!

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Go stand yo azz in the corner!!!!!

@CP

Wine sounds good and it is afternoon!!

who in here messing with my girl Lauren!! ((taking out earrings))???

yes daddy I’m going —————–>

IF I WALKED PAST YOU AND YOUR HUSBAN HE WOULD SURE ENUFF LOOK MY WAY

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I could see that happening…

@CP Redd Tony gravvy still up…It doesn’t show up for me anymore

@ sxyQ,

I’m good, Jaxon brought it up…you know how it is Ma…old wounds, lol!

@M-Daddy,

I know you love your kids, i was just in a bad mood. I didnt mean that sweetie!

SXYQ always trying to keep the peace!

@ jaxon

yea it was showing earlier…maybe you need to clear your cashe(I still have problems with clearing that damn thing..I wasn’t able to see kesha’s gravie until today)

White Tonya works at Denny’s.

That’s all I have to say about that.

****Holding KZZ Back****

No wait, one more thing:

White Tonya = realwoman

Hmmmmmm….

WAZZUP TO ALL THESE INDIVIDUALS….

cutie pie

Man

KZZ

Aunt Viv

Nikki

Pro11

MsJaxon

Dana Dane

I’m Just Me

Hannibal

sxyQ

Kesha

Ms. Philly

Z

Re

2 cute

SMDH

Rozza

Just Sayin

M-Dad

WyzPro

Redd Tony

BE

Slide

Ermy

NU

theseen26

IF I MISSED YA… MY BAD…….

@ lauren,

See KZZ’s response, lol! She DEF got that shyt covered, lol!

Hey Da Truff,

You gon behave today or you got more hate for the black woman, lol? While we’re on the subject, whats your story? Why you always on that “the black woman dont appreciate a brotha tryna do right” tip, lol? Heartbreak? Your turn on the couch, Jax was on it earlier…

@ SXYQ

@DA TRUFF

LOL..GOOD MORNING YOU. AND JUST WHAT KIND OF SPECIALIST MIGHT THAT BE?

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OH! THAT WOULD BE AN EROTICOLOGIST!!!

@DA Truff

Whad up & Good Afternoon, well Good Morning cause you in Cali.

cutie pie could possibly love wine as much as me…

@ nu

“@Cutie Pie,

Well,the father was never apart of either one of their lives… so NO, there realy is not way to find out. that’s like my son, his dad isn’t in the picture, he has FOUR OTHER CHILDREN, 5 all together including my son. one of them is a girl. how would they ever know that they have the same dad, cause i know for a fact that my sons father isn’t involved with the daughter… feel me.. some kids running around don’t even know they daddies name.. sad right. but it happens..”

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[I know i'm late ]oh ok I see now..wow that would piss me off and make me lose my mind…I would have to check into my local G building..smh

@ Slide

Hey there

@Cat Eyes

I just found your response thanks…i kno ya’ll right

White Tonya works at Denny’s.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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LMAO! That was funny…

@Slide, Good Afternoon to you too Good Sir!

I’m glad I’m not bitter and nasty mouthed like that, I wouldn’t blame my husband for socking me one good time! SMH…

hey da truff!!

eroticologist…lol I like that I might have to use that one

@Ms. Philly

Yeah, you’re pregnant don’t get riled up and bent outta shape over someone on the internet trying to say something slick that you know they wouldn’t say in your face…

Don’t pay them jealous & miserable folk no mind…

it looks like her roomate in rehad di those braids and that dude most be her sponsor

OH! THAT WOULD BE AN EROTICOLOGIST!!!

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DEAD!

@oshie

“cutie pie could possibly love wine as much as me…”

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you might just be right..how many glasses can you handle??

@DA TRUFF HURTZ!!! ( The Truth also Helps, Heals, & Hopes…)

Whats good my brotha???

ms. philly u tell em i would look at u no matter if i had 3 women on my arm dont take u r picture down no no.

@ Slide

@DA Truff

Whad up & Good Afternoon, well Good Morning cause you in Cali.

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THANKS BRO.! YOU GONNA DROP SOME WISDOM 2-DAY???

@DA TRUFF

BOY YOU CRAZY!! LMAO EROTICOLOGIST. A TRUFF ORIGINAL. EXCUSE ME SIR, BUT WHERE CAN I FIND ONE OF THOSE?LOL

Hey I just put braids in my hair after 6 years, but I agree with the person that said they have to be done right. I paid way too much money but I love them!

Im not sure who put hers in but they could have done a better job. I still luv Eve!!!

@Ms. Jaxon

Hello My Dear

Hey, what happened with your friend that you were telling us about last week? The one who was wondering if she should (Real Talk) give him some pu$$y on the first date?

I was too busy to respond, but my answer was yes, because they’ve been talking for a while and (Real Talk) sh#t they’re feeling each other & both consenting adults…

Oh well, that’s my opinion…

Oh yeah, can the little one do a “wheelie” yet or does she ride a tricycle?

@Cutie

Wine is good to chill but give me some liquor any day!

@Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)

PIMP OF THE YEAR!!!!! Whats up wit cha??

I did here white boy where the new hollyweird accessory for ppl of the “other” persuasion.

@ cutie: I can handle a few especially when I have some of Mandah’s vicodin as a chaser, that’s what’s up.

@Everybody!!

Ok, i got a conversation starter…everybody name their top 5…people you would sleep with(anyone in the world) if given the opportunity. I’d go first, but right now i can only think of 2 and i dont wanna say yet cuz i dont want nobody else takin my choice, lol(i’m possessive like that). I need to think of the other 3

@ CUTIE PIE

hey da truff!!

eroticologist…lol I like that I might have to use that one

(FEEL FREE TO USE ME, I MEAN IT, ANYTIME!!!)

@ MsJaxon

OH! THAT WOULD BE AN EROTICOLOGIST!!!

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DEAD!

(WELL YOU DID SAY “HOEIN’ IS FUN!” LOL!!!

@Slide

He is still not back yet… I think they are supposed to go out next Saturday. My advice to her was like yours but the ladies made me feel bad cause they all said wait…no need to rush..but if she really feelin him well…..

Nah no wheelie’s yet. She just got started on the bike w/ training wheels so she is still trying to get the hang of not peddling backwards

@ oshie

“@ cutie: I can handle a few especially when I have some of Mandah’s vicodin as a chaser, that’s what’s up.”

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LMAO you are too much

@ Kesha famous people or people in general?

Famous

Will Smith

T.I.

Boris Kodjoe

@ Da Truff

It sho is and I am MsJaxon cause you know… LMAO

@ OAKLAND’S

DUDE!!! JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE NEIBORHOOD!

‘BOUT TO CHANGE MY SHOES PUT ON MY CARDIGAN & ENTER FANTASYLAND!!!

@ jaxon

thats the thing I can not stomach hard liquor it has to fruited up for me to actually enjoy it like pina’s, mudslides, wine, etc….martini’s for instance are too much for me. I hate alize all flavors. hennessey will have me forgetfull lol

@ Jax,

Famous or non, its up to you

Thanks KZZ Mamma!

@ anonymous the male

I’m glad you started to differentiate… What’s up with you?

@DA TRUFF

BOUT TO CHANGE MY SHOES PUT ON MY CARDIGAN & ENTER FANTASYLAND!!!

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WELL ALRIGHTY MR.ROGERS. I’M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO FIND AN EROTOCOLOGIST. LOL

@LAUREN

TREAT THESE IRRATIC, FACELESS, NO LIFE HAVING LOOSERS LIKE THE NOTHING. LIKE THEY DONT EVEN EXIST. DONT GIVE EM NO ENERGY. FLIP AND POP YOUR COLLAR LIKE THE FONZ, AND IGNORE EM. TRUST, AFTER A WHILE IT BECOMES VERY EASY TO DO.(LOL)

ok, i think i’ve got my list

In no particular order:

1.Allen Iverson (luv the tatts)

2.Reggie Bush (dont care about Kim K, i always use a condom anyway so hey, what the hell…)

3.Maxwell(i know to some he’s a weirdo, but i LOVE his voice and i tend to get moist just at the sound of it, lol)

4.Larry Johnson (KC Chiefs, got a thing for dimples)

5.Boris Kodjoe (he’s my bald headed fantasy, lol)

LOL @KESHA TALKIN ABOUT JUMPIN PEOPLE, AND KZZ READY TO OPEN UP A CAN OF SUPER DUPER WHOOP AZZ ON DEMAND!! LOL

@KESH

OOOOOH GIRL I’M WITH YOU ON THAT REGGIE BUSH AND BORIS. THAT BALD HEAD. MMMMM MMMM MMMM. AND REGGIE SO CHOCOLATE, HE MIGHT BE WITH KIM.K, BUT HE STILL FINE AS HELL!! I SAY FINE AS HELL!!! LMAO

@cutie

see I started drinking hard liquor right off then worked my way back to wine

So give me Crown and a splash of lime juice any day, Jack and Ginger aLe, or Jax n Cokes. I cant take all the fruity maybe Belvie and Cranberry but that’s it. A daiquri every once in a while…

A glass of wine in the evenings but if I am drinking… I am drinking

@ SXYQ

@DA TRUFF

BOY YOU CRAZY!! LMAO EROTICOLOGIST. A TRUFF ORIGINAL. EXCUSE ME SIR, BUT WHERE CAN I FIND ONE OF THOSE?LOL

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I HAVE A CLINICAL FACILITY IN LOS ANGELES. AND FRANCHISES IN VEGAS, MIAMI, NY, & THE CHI…

I’M NOW LOOKING TO BRANCH OUT TO THE DC AREA, NEW ORLEANS, ATLANTA, ST. LOUIS, & SEATTLE.

PLUS I DO HOUSE CALLS TO SELECT CLIENTEL…

@ Kesha

Larry Hughes … I tried all why he was in CLE LMAO

Allen Iverson

to finish my top 5

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Non Famous:

0

only b/c 2008 was a good year LMAO

Sorry for the list! Ya’ll see I shouted out to myself, I actually copied and pasted DaTruff’s list! So I wouldn’t have to type all the names! Love Ya’ll, be back shortly!

hey 2cute!!

@♥☺♥☺♥☺2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺

Hey ma, whats good?

@♥☺♥☺♥☺2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺

Peace Up & A-Town Down

What it do shawty?

How are you and the Babies?

I forgot mekhi!! yea definitely his fine self

DAMN! EVE…you know better…that mess on your head is just that… A MESS!!!

Hey 2CUTE.. how are you doing mama.. it’s all good up in here, until some dayum low-life came up in here talking shyt.. but other than that, we are one day closer to the WEEKEND!! :)

KZZMEMRELBA(KZZ NEEDS A VACA BADD)!

Hey sis

@ 2cute

“Sorry for the list! Ya’ll see I shouted out to myself, I actually copied and pasted DaTruff’s list! So I wouldn’t have to type all the names! Love Ya’ll, be back shortly!”

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gotta love your honesty

lol @ kesha

@DA TRUFF

YOU TRYING TO SAY YOU GOT WHAT I’M LOOKING FOR HUH?LOL WHATS SELECT CLIENTELE?

HEYYYY 2CUTE!! WHAT YOU DOING MOMMA?

I’m just going to jump in on the list bandwagon

1. TI, 2. Reggie Bush, 3. Henry Simmons, 4. Lil Wayne. Call me crazy but I kinda dig Weezy.

Hey Afiya, reppin for the E-A-G-L-E-S !!!

hey afiya!!

MY TOP 5 INTIMATE DESIRES…….

GABRIELLE UNION

KENYA MOORE

KERRY WASHINGTON

ALICIA KEYS

K D AUBERT

YEP! IF I COULD HAVE ANYBODY……. THEY WOULD COVER IT…

Ya’ll talking about famous men?

I didn’t hear anyone say my boo IDRIS ELBA , That because ya’ll know betta huh? lol!

@ mzsweet

lil wayne?!?!…come here let me take your temperature

Everytime I watch DADDY’S LIL GIRLS, my hubby look at me like just KNOW what I’m thinking! If I could have anybody and I wasn’t married he would def BE THE ONE!!! And I can’t think of nobody else but Idris!

@mzsweetface,

I feel ya on that weezy tip (covering my face in shame, lol) I told yall, i got it bad for a tattooed man! I would probably keep my eyes closed with Weezy though, lol! Or id let him hit it from the back so i wont have to look at him, LMAO!

I know who’s first on Slides list…

MS. MEGAN GOODE

@Kesha

My cuz boyfriend was having a “boyz night” and Larry came I was so pissed cause he would not tell us where they were…

@ ♥☺♥☺♥☺2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺

Sorry for the list! Ya’ll see I shouted out to myself, I actually copied and pasted DaTruff’s list! So I wouldn’t have to type all the names! Love Ya’ll, be back shortly!

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HEY 2 U 2 MISS!!! IT’S COOL CAUSE I ACTUALLY COPPED THE LIST FROM THESEEN….

Hey Afiya!!

@DA TRUFF HURTZ!!! ( The Truth also Helps, Heals, & Hopes…)(Check me out!)

MY TOP 5 INTIMATE DESIRES…….

GABRIELLE UNION

KENYA MOORE

KERRY WASHINGTON

ALICIA KEYS

K D AUBERT

YEP! IF I COULD HAVE ANYBODY……. THEY WOULD COVER IT

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SANAA LATHAN COULD GET IT ALL DAY AND NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Kesha

Yeah, as much as I like Weezy I wouldn’t kiss him. LOL

Mel B could get it too

@ SXYQ

YEP! AND YOU KNOW WHAT SELECT CLIENTEL IS!!! TRYIN TO PLAY ALL INNOCENT AGAIN… LOL!!!

“@ ♥☺♥☺♥☺2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺

Sorry for the list! Ya’ll see I shouted out to myself, I actually copied and pasted DaTruff’s list! So I wouldn’t have to type all the names! Love Ya’ll, be back shortly!

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@ da truff

HEY 2 U 2 MISS!!! IT’S COOL CAUSE I ACTUALLY COPPED THE LIST FROM THESEEN….”

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LMAO wow you guys…anything else yall want to confess for today??

Hey Y’all

I tried to change my gravatar to a picture of me I took Labor Day week-end…since y’all gots y’all pictures up…but I see it’s not showing yet!

@ Jax,

“My cuz boyfriend was having a “boyz night” and Larry came I was so pissed cause he would not tell us where they were…”

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R U Serious??? See, i dont let those moments pass me by. I would’ve found them. Somehow, someway…some kid of tracking device, a private detective, something…but i would’ve found him, lol!

LMAO wow you guys…anything else yall want to confess for today??

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Hey hey it is not “Confession Friday”

@DA TRUFF

TRYIN TO PLAY ALL INNOCENT AGAIN… LOL!!!

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WHAT YA TALKIN ABOUT?(LOOKING AROUND SLYLY)

Mel B could get it too

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Honestly, I’d give it to Mel B too…

@ Afiya,

I see your pic!!! You’re sooo pretty! I swear we could be FAMILY??? You aint from louisiana huh? You a creole too, lol?

Here’s my list:

1) Carrot Top

2) John McCain

3) Kato Kaitlin

4) Joey Greco

5) Hugh Hefner

Yes, that is my top five men with small penises list. Print it out and keep it handy.

@KESHA

If it was just about sex:

1-DMX(DMX FROM BELLY)

2-MEKHI PHIFER

3-TREACH

4-DAVID BANNER

5-ALLEN IVERSON

Afiya, I see your pic too hun your short cut is cute! When did you cut it?

Personally, I like the other guy that played with Idris in The Wire…can’t think of his name right now…but I really liked his character and him

1. THE ROCK

2. T.I

3. LUDACRIS

4. NELLY

5. *I can’t think of his name but he played on “stomp the yard*.. he was the leader of the sorority that Ne-yo and DJ joined..* yeah, he’d get IT!

How about we tell our humpin stories on Hump Day???

OOOOHHHH OHHHHHH I WANT TO SEE AFIYA’S PICTURE. LET ME CLEAR THE CACHE…..ALTHOUGH THE JOB COMPUTER SUCKS POND WATER…

@ Jax,

“My cuz boyfriend was having a “boyz night” and Larry came I was so pissed cause he would not tell us where they were…”

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R U Serious??? See, i dont let those moments pass me by. I would’ve found them. Somehow, someway…some kid of tracking device, a private detective, something…but i would’ve found him, lol!

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@ Kesha

O we were looking…I dragged them all over downtown Cleveland. I am not the “one night stand” or “groupie” type AT ALL but I would have been that night…

Oh you can see it Lauren…I cut it when the temperature here was 100degrees and my locs were hot, heavy and getting on my nerves…I like it much better short…

@NEW2THIS

OH SNAP!! HOW DARE I FORGET ABOUT LUDA!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!!

ms jaxon i am fine just keeping a low profile n giving deservable ladies such as u r self props u ms philly n 2 cute got it just an observing kind of guy.

@Ms. Philly(Check me out!)

Mel B could get it too

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Honestly, I’d give it to Mel B too…

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LOL If you wasnt my sistah I’d say Id love to watch LMAO

@cp

What can I say?? But it’s his swagger than I like more than his looks.

LOL @ Kesha…you know 1/2 of us don’t know what we are or where we come from…I could be kin to all y’all…lol

How do I look for 53?

@ MsJaxon

LMAO wow you guys…anything else yall want to confess for today??

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Hey hey it is not “Confession Friday”

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I KNOW RIGHT! “CUTIE PIE” TRYIN TO JUMP THE GUN! SHE KNOWS IT’S WEDNESDAY… aka WHO WOULD YA HUMPDAY!!! LOL!!!

“ALTHOUGH THE JOB COMPUTER SUCKS POND WATER…”

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DEAD!! THAT SXYQ GIRL IS A DAMN FOOL!!

cat eyes like them bad boys huh??

@AFIYA

I LOVE THE NEW GRAVIE!! YOUR PHOTO IS SO CUTE!!

@ Ms. Philly(Check me out!)

Mel B could get it too

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Honestly, I’d give it to Mel B too…

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DAMN L!!!!!!! DO TELL DO TELL!!!!!!!!!!

@ AFIYA,

Hell no you aint 53!! R u serious? Seriously? OMG…damn ma! I hope to God i look like you at 53!

@M-DADDY

How about we tell our humpin stories on Hump Day??_____________________________________________________

WHAT STORIES YOU WANT TO TELL HANDSOME?

@nue2this

I only saw Stompin the yard once, was it Darren Dewitt Henson?

OOOHHYAY i can see everybody new pics… I love yours Lauren and Afiya

@ MDaddy

You go first with your Humpday story..I got one but I aint going first

He is still not back yet… I think they are supposed to go out next Saturday. My advice to her was like yours but the ladies made me feel bad cause they all said wait…no need to rush..but if she really feelin him well…..

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@Ms. Jaxon

No need to rush my narrow black a$$…

Sweetheart… Let me tell you why some of the ladies were saying “no”…

Have you heard of the phrase called = “cock-blocking”, yeah I said it – that’s exactly what they were doing…

Let her get some good loving from ol’ boy…

They grown and if they feeling each other, let them be…

Check this out… It’s as simple as this = they go out and if he is corny and not what he seems to be or “talks himself outta getting some pu$$y”, then he won’t be getting none then…

But tell her to pull out those “high thread count” sheets though, just in case things go as planned…

@KEESHA

GIRL I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH ONE OF MY AGENTS HERE AT WORK ONE DAY, AND HE SAID THAT TO ME. I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO FALL OUT OF MY CHAIR. THEN I POLITELY TOLD HIM I WAS GOING TO STEAL IT. SO NOW EVERYTHING SUCKS POND WATER.

@ Afiya

You look no where near 53!!

Hey………………………………

:-O

Who stole my piece of chicken!

GOOD AFTERNOON JUST SAYIN!! WHERE YOU BEEN LUV?

“I KNOW RIGHT! “CUTIE PIE” TRYIN TO JUMP THE GUN! SHE KNOWS IT’S WEDNESDAY… aka WHO WOULD YA HUMPDAY!!! LOL!!!”

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oops sorry!!

@ OAKLAND’S

@DA TRUFF HURTZ!!! ( The Truth also Helps, Heals, & Hopes…)

MY TOP 5 INTIMATE DESIRES…….

GABRIELLE UNION

KENYA MOORE

KERRY WASHINGTON

ALICIA KEYS

K D AUBERT

YEP! IF I COULD HAVE ANYBODY……. THEY WOULD COVER IT

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SANAA LATHAN COULD GET IT ALL DAY AND NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YEA MAN! HER, MEAGAN GOOD, NIA LONG, JILL MARIE JONES, CHRISTINA MILIAN, AND ABOUT 90 OTHERS!!!!!!!

KESHA SAID ONLY 5 EARLIER SO I DID’NT WANT TO BE GREEDY!!!!!!!

@ Slide

He is still not back yet… I think they are supposed to go out next Saturday. My advice to her was like yours but the ladies made me feel bad cause they all said wait…no need to rush..but if she really feelin him well…..

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@Ms. Jaxon

No need to rush my narrow black a$$…

Sweetheart… Let me tell you why some of the ladies were saying “no”…

Have you heard of the phrase called = “cock-blocking”, yeah I said it – that’s exactly what they were doing…

Let her get some good loving from ol’ boy…

They grown and if they feeling each other, let them be…

Check this out… It’s as simple as this = they go out and if he is corny and not what he seems to be or “talks himself outta getting some pu$$y”, then he won’t be getting none then…

But tell her to pull out those “high thread count” sheets though, just in case things go as planned

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Nah she should go to his house…let him handle his romance bizness

hey just sayin!!

Hey Jus Sayin–Where you been today?

THANKS BRO.! YOU GONNA DROP SOME WISDOM 2-DAY???

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@DA TRUFF

Busy today…

Massa got me feeding the pigs, goats and horses…

and then I gotta back and pick some more cotton…

Hopefully my man “dapro11″ will come thru because he be droppin’ knowledge for real and I be sitting back and chillin’

**My bad was on a conference call and had to actually listen to what they were talking about…

Aw Thanks Nue2this…a lot!!

@ Just Sayin

Hey………………………………

:-O

Who stole my piece of chicken!

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I AIN’T EAT YO CHICKEN…

BUT I DID DRINK THE RED KOOL-AID AND ONLY LEFT A SWOLLA IN THE JUG!!!

Mzsweetface..

girl, i dont know his name, but he is the one that DJ joined his fraternity, he was like the leader of it… dayum, can’t remember his name

@ SAY HE LIKE’S TO COOK RICE CAUSE HE LIKES ME HOME, I’M LIKE UN’MOMENTO PAPI SLOW UP YOUR TEMPO(sxyQblondie pushing thru wed)(Check me out!)

GOOD AFTERNOON JUST SAYIN!! WHERE YOU BEEN LUV?

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Hey baby… I been buying some photography equipment. They tryin ta get all a brothas mo-nay.

Luckly I save a few dollars for some seafood.

:-O

@JUST SAYIN

SLIDE ME SOME SEAFOOD!!(LOL) WHAT KIND YOU BUYIN?

@ cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I am the original little miss sunshine…dammit!! (Check me out!)

hey just sayin!!

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Hey boo… Hi you doin…

I like dat grav. (as I suck my teefes)

@ nu

oh the light guy with the thick neck…yea he’s cute

@ M-Daddy,

yes hun, why dont you go FIRST, lol! I have no new hump stories, sad to say I havent been gettin much lately…goin thru a dry spell

@ just sayin

“Hey boo… Hi you doin…

I like dat grav. (as I suck my teefes)”

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lol thanx

@ SAY HE LIKE’S TO COOK RICE CAUSE HE LIKES ME HOME, I’M LIKE UN’MOMENTO PAPI SLOW UP YOUR TEMPO(sxyQblondie pushing thru wed)(Check me out!)

@JUST SAYIN

SLIDE ME SOME SEAFOOD!!(LOL) WHAT KIND YOU BUYIN?

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Mmmmmmmmmm I’ll slide you some anytime you like.

Seafood dat is…

King Crab Legs and Skrimps, wit some cold mixed drinks.

@ CUTIE PIE

“I KNOW RIGHT! “CUTIE PIE” TRYIN TO JUMP THE GUN! SHE KNOWS IT’S WEDNESDAY… aka WHO WOULD YA HUMPDAY!!! LOL!!!”

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oops sorry!!

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THAT’S OK THIS TIME… NEXT TIME IT’S A SPANKING!

@ Slide,

Who are your top 5?

@SAY HE LIKE’S TO COOK RICE CAUSE HE LIKES ME HOME, I’M LIKE UN’MOMENTO PAPI SLOW UP YOUR TEMPO(sxyQblondie pushing thru wed)

WHAT STORIES YOU WANT TO TELL HANDSOME?

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Check this one out

@ SLIDE

I UMBASTAN BRUVA!

I FEEL YA ON THAT WHOLE BLOCKIN THING TOO!!!

CHICKS NEED TO CUT THAT OUT!

@Kesha…the people at work can’t believe it…they say you don’t dress or look or act like your over 50…all the ladies here at work are younger than I am and look much older…I just started TRYING to wear make-up this year…I’m not real good at it though I need to check-out a make-up artist so I can do it right.

@ DA TRUFF HURTZ!!! ( The Truth also Helps, Heals, & Hopes…)(Check me out!)

@ Just Sayin

Hey………………………………

:-O

Who stole my piece of chicken!

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I AIN’T EAT YO CHICKEN…

BUT I DID DRINK THE RED KOOL-AID AND ONLY LEFT A SWOLLA IN THE JUG!!!

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Dammmmmmmmmmm don’t you hate dat when it’s only a swolla of red kool-aid left. Got my mouth all fixed for a jelly-jar full of kool-aid and a chicken brest-a-sis.

:-O

@ cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I am the original little miss sunshine…dammit!!

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I like dat arch in yo back.

Got me thinkin…

“THAT’S OK THIS TIME… NEXT TIME IT’S A SPANKING!”

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mmmmmmmmmm lol

PIMP OF THE YEAR!!!!! Whats up wit cha??

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@LL M-Daddy

That’s all you homey…

I sit back and watch you & DA TRUFF in action everyday and take notes…

But hold on though, what’s up with you and “Peaches”… I’m talkin’ ’bout that stripper chick…

Look, real talk and be honest with us – Would you wife a girl that is a stripper?

Hold on, suppose she came at you and said something like:

“LL M-Daddy, I’ve never met a man like you before and I’m ready to hop off up this pole and never strip again if you’ll be my man… You won’t catch me pu$$y poppin’ while I’m doing a headstand EVER again!!!!”

*while pulling a skid marked stained $100 bill out the crack of her a$$*

“This is the very last tip I’m ever gonna take via stripping and I’ma frame it… Will you be mine?”

So the question is Playboy, and give us an honest answer – would you ever try to be in a relationship with a stripper?

*I’ll give you my honest answer after you give yours, I don’t want to sway your answer…

@JUST SAYIN

YOU ARE A PIECE OF WORK(SMILING) YOU COOKING TOO?(LOL)

cat eyes like them bad boys huh??

@CUTIE PIE

Only for sex.

“I like dat arch in yo back.

Got me thinkin…”

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lol thinking what??

@ cat eyes

“@CUTIE PIE

Only for sex.”

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well alrighty then

LOL! U right…I actually took this one the other day, as you can see my nose is starting to spread already! so this one is fresh! I recently straightened my hair after wearing natural curls for a while…so this is what I look like right now as I am typing…

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@Ms. Philly

Sweetie, you went to “Glamour Shots”, Ok

Say Cheese

Awww…

*By the way, you don’t look like NO Rihanna – you don’t got no big a$$ forehead…

You’re gorgeous and you know that, Rihanna’s gorgeous too but you don’t got that dome of hers (*jjj leave me alone)

Oh yeah, girl stop talking about stuff spreading – SMH @ you = it’ll go right back to normal right after you “pop” the little princess out…

I know no one asked, BUT….

I was a stripper when I met my husband. Been married 4 1/2 years and 1 10 month old daughter.

@ SxyQ

SAY HE LIKE’S TO COOK RICE CAUSE HE LIKES ME HOME, I’M LIKE UN’MOMENTO PAPI SLOW UP YOUR TEMPO(sxyQblondie pushing thru wed)(Check me out!)

@JUST SAYIN

YOU ARE A PIECE OF WORK(SMILING) YOU COOKING TOO?(LOL)

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Uh oh girl…I think I am hearing that tell-tale sound again

I met this girl at the club one night. We exchaged numbers and called our selves “Talking”. Well I went to visit her at her school, she went to San Jose State. She left for a minute and I was in her dorm room alone. Well appearently the night I met her a girl she was with had eyes for me too an the girl was her roommate. Well while my girl was gone her roomate came in the room. I wasnt trippin I was like hello, she was a really nice girl. Well she starts changing her clothes in front of me like it wasnt nothin I didnt know if I should look or not. I was like let me go so you can have your privacy she was like I didnt have to leave its ok. Well my girl came back and saw how uncomfortable I was, she whispered something to her friend and the next thing you know I had my pants down getting a double blow job. And thats just part of the story to be cont…..

I met this girl at the club one night. We exchaged numbers and called our selves “Talking”. Well I went to visit her at her school, she went to San Jose State. She left for a minute and I was in her dorm room alone. Well appearently the night I met her a girl she was with had eyes for me too an the girl was her roommate. Well while my girl was gone her roomate came in the room. I wasnt trippin I was like hello, she was a really nice girl. Well she starts changing her clothes in front of me like it wasnt nothin I didnt know if I should look or not. I was like let me go so you can have your privacy she was like I didnt have to leave its ok. Well my girl came back and saw how uncomfortable I was, she whispered something to her friend and the next thing you know I had my pants down getting a double blow job. And thats just part of the story to be cont…..

Does someone want to give me the gist of what we are talking about? I am too lazy to scroll up and read.

@ SLIDE

WHY YOU WANNA BRING PEACHES, STUNNA, & DIAMOND INTO THIS!!!

YOU KNOW THAT’S A SOFT SPOT W/SOME OF THE FELLA’S… WE SUPOSETA KEEP THAT ON THE LOW, YOU KNOW, THE HONOR CODE!!!

@KZZ & I’m Just Me

Hi *KZZ come over here and give me a hug, girl…

@Kesha

I’ll give you my 5 later – gotta finish something for Massa…

Right now, without even blinking = Meagan “Mmmm Mmmm” Good…. Damn she’s fine… WHEW!!!!

@Z

Top five who can get it, M-daddy is telling humpin stories, and everybody flirtin as usual

@ 2cute,

Girl, thats how i be with my son. Ready to catch a case, but i’ve learned that sometimes i have to let him fight his own battles, mama cant be runnin to his rescue all the time. But if its an older kid around his brothers’ ages(his daddy other sons) i let them handle it, lol. If its someone older than them, i get involved. But at one point, every little thing would make me jump stupid! Now i try to let him handle his own. Its hard though, i aint gon lie…cause i’ll kill a muthaf*cka over my child, yes i would and do time…HAPPILY

LOL, my stripper name was “Sasha”, just like Beyonce.

@Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)

@LL M-Daddy

That’s all you homey…

I sit back and watch you & DA TRUFF in action everyday and take notes…

But hold on though, what’s up with you and “Peaches”… I’m talkin’ ’bout that stripper chick…

Look, real talk and be honest with us – Would you wife a girl that is a stripper?

Hold on, suppose she came at you and said something like:

“LL M-Daddy, I’ve never met a man like you before and I’m ready to hop off up this pole and never strip again if you’ll be my man… You won’t catch me pu$$y poppin’ while I’m doing a headstand EVER again!!!!”

*while pulling a skid marked stained $100 bill out the crack of her a$$*

“This is the very last tip I’m ever gonna take via stripping and I’ma frame it… Will you be mine?”

So the question is Playboy, and give us an honest answer – would you ever try to be in a relationship with a stripper?

*I’ll give you my honest answer after you give yours, I don’t want to sway your answer…

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Naw I dont think I could dawg. I mean we could kick it and have fun but no relationship. Man this chick is the true definition of a stalker. She be textin me, callin and stuff I would think she would get the hint

Hey

2 cute I just took my daughter outta daycare cause the lady’s 5 year old would not stop hittin her..I was about to jack that lady up

oh ok.

speaking of strippers..have any of the ladies ever been to a male strip club??

@MMMMM MMMMM MMMMM-DADDY

YOU AND THOSE STORIES OF YOURS!!(LOL) YOU GONNA MESS AROUND AND GET ONE OF US TOSSED OUTTA HERE!! LMAO

I see no haps KZZ…call me if you need more instructos…

@ Cutie Pie

yea I’ve been..no thank you

My girl and I went dude was on stage doing his thing. Then he started coming into the crowd. He sat down on my leg all sweaty when he got up there was a round wet spot on my leg…I was too through no you did not leave ball sweat on my leg!!

NIKKI Hey where you been all day girl

Naw I dont think I could dawg. I mean we could kick it and have fun but no relationship. Man this chick is the true definition of a stalker. She be textin me, callin and stuff I would think she would get the hint

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@LL M-Daddy

Quick question = She gotta an a$$ like Trina?

DAMN dawg, so them stories you be telling us are the truth!!!

You put it on her like that!!!!

Alright then, I tip my “Pimp Cup” to you Brotha…

@ OAKLAND’S

YOU WAS LUCKY TO FIND THEM CHICKS! THE 2-4-1 BARGAIN IS ALWAYS NICE!!!

ALSO YOU BONEIN’ A STALKER STRIPPER!!!

ARE YOU PIMPIN ON THE SIDE TOO????????

@ Z

yo gotta be 23?!?! oh well..they stay handing out flyers for their shows.

@Z

Where are you? They are all 21 here

hey nikki & da pro!!

@ jaxon

lol ewww..I heard most of them are gayer than gay itself

@theseen,

BUT OF COURSE< jump in and get to naming, lol!

one sucks the balls the other one sucks the “joystick”( i think)

Wouldn’t they be bumpin’ heads? *snickers*

Hey Pro…

@ M-Daddy

Have you submitted your stories to Penthouse? LMAO

Okay I’m back…did I miss anything good??

MsJaxon (by request)(Check me out!)

@Z

Where are you? They are all 21 here

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NYC

Okay I think Oshie just recapped me…I’m good. lol

@ CP

Yea I saw one of them out like a month later..GAAAYYY

My ex boyfriend’s bro is a stripper I seen him once that was awkward…

cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I am the original little miss sunshine…dammit!! (Check me out!)

@ Z

yo gotta be 23?!?! oh well..they stay handing out flyers for their shows.

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yeAH MAN. They would not let me in bc i was 22. this summer! I was so upset.

@ SAY HE LIKE’S TO COOK RICE CAUSE HE LIKES ME HOME, I’M LIKE UN’MOMENTO PAPI SLOW UP YOUR TEMPO(sxyQblondie pushing thru wed)(Check me out!)

@JUST SAYIN

YOU ARE A PIECE OF WORK(SMILING) YOU COOKING TOO?(LOL)

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Naw… I’m talkin McCormick and Schmick’s

Although I do cook, but during the summer I like to go out alot.

@ SXYQ

YOU AND THOSE STORIES OF YOURS!!(LOL) YOU GONNA MESS AROUND AND GET ONE OF US TOSSED OUTTA HERE!! LMAO

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SPEAKING OF “GETTIN TOSSED”…….

@Z

GIRL, I STILL HAVENT BEEN TO THE STRIP CLUB YET!! I DONT SEE WHY I SHOULD HAVE TO PAY TO SEE A MAN NAKED. I’M USED TO AND HAVE ALWAYS BEEN USED TO SEING IT FOR FREE!!(LMAO) I’VE GOT THAT ANDRE BENJAMIN MENTALITY, I AINT TIPPIN NO STRIPPER!! LMAO

@ dapro11

It’s made it way to sex and strippers

Hey Jaxon & CP…

Ummm it is NOT Friday…yall some pervs…and for once I have an alibi and I didnt start it…

Have a good one….

@ Jax,

i second that, i NEVER thought male strippers were cute! Now when my man put the stripper moves on me…well thats a horse of a different color and i welcome that shyt with open arms, lol!

If you go to a damn strip club, tip the damn strippers.

SAY HE LIKE’S TO COOK RICE CAUSE HE LIKES ME HOME, I’M LIKE UN’MOMENTO PAPI SLOW UP YOUR TEMPO(sxyQblondie pushing thru wed)(Check me out!)

@Z

GIRL, I STILL HAVENT BEEN TO THE STRIP CLUB YET!! I DONT SEE WHY I SHOULD HAVE TO PAY TO SEE A MAN NAKED. I’M USED TO AND HAVE ALWAYS BEEN USED TO SEING IT FOR FREE!!(LMAO) I’VE GOT THAT ANDRE BENJAMIN MENTALITY, I AINT TIPPIN NO STRIPPER!! LMAO

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Cosign

Damn ex-stripper Eve is Hollyweird for real!

@Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)

@LL M-Daddy

Quick question = She gotta an a$$ like Trina?

DAMN dawg, so them stories you be telling us are the truth!!!

You put it on her like that!!!!

Alright then, I tip my “Pimp Cup” to you Brotha…

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Yeah the stories are true. There is actually more to them then I tell yall. If I told yall the in detail I’d be here for weeks LOL. The stalker stripper is about 5ft 7 I would say around 145 she doesnt have much in the breast area but she damn sure makes up for it in the azz area. If iwas about 10 years younger I probably would let her be on my team but I’m too old to be playin with young girls on a regular LOL

HEY LADIES!

IF YOUR MAN DID HAVE A CHANCE TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS CELEBRITY FANTASY CHICK…….

WOULD YOU LET HIM??? OR WOULD YOU LEAVE HIM IF YOU FOUND OUT THAT HE DID???

@ MsJaxon (by request)(Check me out!)

@ SxyQ

SAY HE LIKE’S TO COOK RICE CAUSE HE LIKES ME HOME, I’M LIKE UN’MOMENTO PAPI SLOW UP YOUR TEMPO(sxyQblondie pushing thru wed)(Check me out!)

@JUST SAYIN

YOU ARE A PIECE OF WORK(SMILING) YOU COOKING TOO?(LOL)

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Uh oh girl…I think I am hearing that tell-tale sound again

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Huh….

How u doin?

Strippers

I’ll stay out of this convo

@ dapro,

i dont see your gravie anymore I need that tatted neck in ma life, lol!

quickly naming my top 5 fineys ms philly jaxon 2 cute kesha n slim goody.

@ da truff,

“IF YOUR MAN DID HAVE A CHANCE TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS CELEBRITY FANTASY CHICK…….

WOULD YOU LET HIM??? OR WOULD YOU LEAVE HIM IF YOU FOUND OUT THAT HE DID???”

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Good question…i gotta think about this one, lol…gimme a sec

She got those micros in cause she just got out of rehab, hope she stays drug free, she has been gone for a minute cause Eve is always at some event taking pics

@ NU (scroll up)

I tried to tell CP earlier that it was not friday but she kept on and dragged me down with her. So glad you here to save me

@ Just Sayin.(Check me out!)

@ MsJaxon (by request)(Check me out!)

@ SxyQ

SAY HE LIKE’S TO COOK RICE CAUSE HE LIKES ME HOME, I’M LIKE UN’MOMENTO PAPI SLOW UP YOUR TEMPO(sxyQblondie pushing thru wed)(Check me out!)

@JUST SAYIN

YOU ARE A PIECE OF WORK(SMILING) YOU COOKING TOO?(LOL)

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Uh oh girl…I think I am hearing that tell-tale sound again

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Huh….

How u doin?

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The sound of panties dropping…usually that only happens when M-Daddy comes in

“I tried to tell CP earlier that it was not friday but she kept on and dragged me down with her. So glad you here to save me”

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HEY!!! what did I do?!?! i’m innocent

Ok let me finish the story:

Well as they were lickin me, they were tongue kissin each other at the same time, well I came all over both of there faces and they licked it up like ice cream. Then they started kissin some more, at this time I’m just sittin back watchin wth this big Kool-Aid grin on my face. You have to understand I was only 21 at the time, although I experienced some freaky stuff before but this was out of the blue. Well they 69 each other and all, then my girl got on all 4′s in front of me and I hit it doggy style while she cont to eat her friend out. This escapade went on all weekend.

Thats all I can give you at this time.

THE END!!!

@ MsJaxon (by request)(Check me out!)

@ Just Sayin.(Check me out!)

@ MsJaxon (by request)(Check me out!)

@ SxyQ

SAY HE LIKE’S TO COOK RICE CAUSE HE LIKES ME HOME, I’M LIKE UN’MOMENTO PAPI SLOW UP YOUR TEMPO(sxyQblondie pushing thru wed)(Check me out!)

@JUST SAYIN

YOU ARE A PIECE OF WORK(SMILING) YOU COOKING TOO?(LOL)

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Uh oh girl…I think I am hearing that tell-tale sound again

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Huh….

How u doin?

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The sound of panties dropping…usually that only happens when M-Daddy comes in

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@ da pro11

Well then tell everybody your top 5 celebrity women that can get it

check ur email

“Ok let me finish the story:

Well as they were lickin me, they were tongue kissin each other at the same time, well I came all over both of there faces and they licked it up like ice cream. Then they started kissin some more, at this time I’m just sittin back watchin wth this big Kool-Aid grin on my face. You have to understand I was only 21 at the time, although I experienced some freaky stuff before but this was out of the blue. Well they 69 each other and all, then my girl got on all 4’s in front of me and I hit it doggy style while she cont to eat her friend out. This escapade went on all weekend.

Thats all I can give you at this time.

THE END!!!”

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^^^^^^^ see!!! clearly I didn’t start the sex rant..mdaddy did..thank you I rest my case..tryna blame everything on little cutie pie..smh

speaking of strippers..have any of the ladies ever been to a male strip club??

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Sure,although I’m married,my girlfriends and I have our monthly date night and we take turns picking the place.One time we went to a male strip club in Jersey but we didn’t know the schedule-that night was midget night!!lol!!But let me tell you,what they lacked in height,they sure made up for it in beef-my god,I was shocked!I just don’t like any stripper to touch me or anything,shoot,I don’t know where they’ve been at,yuck!!!The old ladies get grimy at the male strip shows-I’ve even seen some give the male strippers head jobs(SMH)

@ SXYQ

@ MSJAXON

@ CUTIE PIE

I KNOW YOU THREE HAVE SUMPTIN 2 SAY!!!

“IF YOUR MAN DID HAVE A CHANCE TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS CELEBRITY FANTASY CHICK…….

WOULD YOU LET HIM??? OR WOULD YOU LEAVE HIM IF YOU FOUND OUT THAT HE DID???”

HMMM…….

ioono who my top 5 is. the men in here be scared to put some real pics up. So I guess i’ll go off of personality.

“Ok let me finish the story:

Well as they were lickin me, they were tongue kissin each other at the same time, well I came all over both of there faces and they licked it up like ice cream. Then they started kissin some more, at this time I’m just sittin back watchin wth this big Kool-Aid grin on my face. You have to understand I was only 21 at the time, although I experienced some freaky stuff before but this was out of the blue. Well they 69 each other and all, then my girl got on all 4’s in front of me and I hit it doggy style while she cont to eat her friend out. This escapade went on all weekend.

Thats all I can give you at this time.

THE END!!!”

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Great, another perfectly good pair of panties – ruined.

@ da truff,

Ok i thought about it and this would have to be done under my rules. I would not want to deny him the right to sleep with his fantasy but i would need some type of guarantee that this is a 1 time thing. Cuz if given the opportunity i’d hope he would allow me that same option. But yes, i’d probably give him that freedom…shyt its only sex with a star, lol! If Bey wanted to sleep with my man, and she was willin to pay me, lol…i’d say Baby go blow her back out!

@ the ladies

Have you ever been turned down in one of those half naked situations?

@DA TRUFF

WHAT ABOUT GETTING TOSSED MISTER? LOL

@JUST SAYIN

WELL IF YOU SUPPLYING THE FOOD, I’M THERE EITHER WAY!! LOL

@ Anonymous

I am not slim. They call me thicky wicky!

Oshie is a fool!

IF YOUR MAN DID HAVE A CHANCE TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS CELEBRITY FANTASY CHICK…….

WOULD YOU LET HIM??? OR WOULD YOU LEAVE HIM IF YOU FOUND OUT THAT HE DID???”

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IF ITS MEL B THEN I BETTER BE INVITED!

@ z,

no celebrity top 5

@DA TRUFF

MY MAN’S FAVORITE CELEB WOMAN IS SANAA LATHAN. AND HELL NO I WOULDNT LET HIM DO IT!! LMAO

Top 5 celebrity women hmmmm

Ms Jaxon, CP, SXYQ, NIKKI, KESHA, MS PHILLY, KZZ, IJM

Those are my celebrity women

theseen26 you just played that game all by yourself. Hahahahaha!

ms philly dont look like rihanna girl look better bt it is a resembelance that smile that look whew.

@ DA TRUFF HURTZ!!! ( The Truth also Helps, Heals, & Hopes…)(Check me out!)

@ SXYQ

@ MSJAXON

@ CUTIE PIE

I KNOW YOU THREE HAVE SUMPTIN 2 SAY!!!

“IF YOUR MAN DID HAVE A CHANCE TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS CELEBRITY FANTASY CHICK…….

WOULD YOU LET HIM??? OR WOULD YOU LEAVE HIM IF YOU FOUND OUT THAT HE DID???”

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Would I let him? Hell Naw… that’s a game of Russian Roulette I am not trying to play…either she will be terrible and ruin all his future fantasies or be all he dreamed of and more and a mere mortal woman such as myself will never measure up

Would I leave him if he did? Hmm… I dont know. I am of the leave if he cheats mentality but with a celeb for some reason that situation gives me pause…

now if she could call up one of my celeb fantasies so I could do it too..then we’d be okay

@DAPRO

WELL HELLO THERE.(WINK)

@ jax,

“Have you ever been turned down in one of those half naked situations?”

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Wait, I’m half naked and got turned down? No. If i’m half naked, oh you fina give it to me, TRUST. Even if we’re arguing, i’m willin to put that shyt aside for the time bein, lol. But i have turned down them whilst they were almost undressed, lol!

more than 5 but still those are my celebs

HEY LADIES!

IF YOUR MAN DID HAVE A CHANCE TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS CELEBRITY FANTASY CHICK…….

WOULD YOU LET HIM??? OR WOULD YOU LEAVE HIM IF YOU FOUND OUT THAT HE DID???

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I mean,why not? As long as its a one time thing.Now at the same time,he would have to allow me my fantasy thug too!!!

@ dapro11

That more than 5…you being greedy

@ KESHA

shyt its only sex with a star, lol! If Bey wanted to sleep with my man, and she was willin to pay me, lol…i’d say Baby go blow her back out!

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THAT’S THE SPIRIT!!! LOL!!!

@ da truff

hell no!! its a fantasy for a reason

@ Ms. Philly

You and Mel B LOL I never should have brought that up

@ Theseen26

You have me looking down at my desk wondering what the mofo who sat here before me was doing. yuck

@ M-Daddy

What a wonderful piece!

@

@ jax,

“Have you ever been turned down in one of those half naked situations?”

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I was about to get some from this chick until she saw how big it was. She was like you aint sticin that in me LOL

@ theseen,

i masturbate, but ONLY in the privacy of my home or with my man, i dont do it in public places or nothin like that. I can pretty much wait until i’m home…Lame huh, i know!

slim goody u r thick n the right places n tall n slim 2 me, can i have my fantasys of you please dont take that away tall long legs is good.

@ Ms. Philly

IF YOUR MAN DID HAVE A CHANCE TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS CELEBRITY FANTASY CHICK…….

WOULD YOU LET HIM??? OR WOULD YOU LEAVE HIM IF YOU FOUND OUT THAT HE DID???”

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IF ITS MEL B THEN I BETTER BE INVITED!

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I REALLY, REALLY, LIKE YOU!!! LOL!!!

@theseen26

Our Big Sister aka “Ms. Wisdom” is here = CAT EYES

*I LOVE CAT EYES, that’s my girl*

Ask her opinion about the submission thing that you and “dapro11″ were talking about yesterday, I bet $10 she got a good answer for the both the men & women with respects to that topic…

Gotta go, be back later – I see massa going into the barn to get a whip…

@MMM MMMM MMM-DADDY

SHE WASNT SCURREDDDD WAS SHE?LOL

“Top 5 celebrity women hmmmm

Ms Jaxon, CP, SXYQ, NIKKI, KESHA, MS PHILLY, KZZ, IJM

Those are my celebrity women”

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@mdaddy

what’s up bro its dre!!! longest time

masturbation for me is a very critical part of life..I need absolute silence and solitude…with candles and incense

@ M-Daddy,

“I was about to get some from this chick until she saw how big it was. She was like you aint sticin that in me LOL”

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See, i like a challenge…i would’ve took that like a soldier, lol!

@M-Dad

LMAO… yeah man I guess “when nature calls” you gotta do what you gotta do. lol

@SXYQ

Lol. Yeah I’m wild like California fires… lol

@Oshie

I hope not….

@ Ms. Philly

You and Mel B LOL I never should have brought that up

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LOL! I’m just being honest.

@ MSJAXON

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH…. now if she could call up one of my celeb fantasies so I could do it too..then we’d be okay

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THAT LAST PART WAS ALL YOU HAD TO SAY!!! LOL!!!

Kesha: (I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD) Its just one of THOSE days…(Check me out!)

@ theseen,

i masturbate, but ONLY in the privacy of my home or with my man, i dont do it in public places or nothin like that. I can pretty much wait until i’m home…Lame huh, i know!

wow it’s like that and it is not even night yet!!okay LOLLLL

@ cutie,

“masturbation for me is a very critical part of life..I need absolute silence and solitude…with candles and incense”

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Yeah, that always makes it easier to climax that way

@THESEEN

@SXYQ

Lol. Yeah I’m wild like California fires… lol

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I SEE!! LOL. AND I READ YOUR MESSAGE YESTERDAY ONCE I GOT IN THE CRIB. TALKIN ABOUT CAN I WATCH.(LOL) IT WAS ONE OF THOSE SPONTANEOUS SITUATIONS. EARLY IN THE A.M. HE WAS IN THE KITCHEN FIXING BREAKFAST, SO I SAID HEY..WHY NOT?LOL

@SAY HE LIKE’S TO COOK RICE CAUSE HE LIKES ME HOME, I’M LIKE UN’MOMENTO PAPI SLOW UP YOUR TEMPO(sxyQblondie pushing thru wed)(Check me out!)

@MMM MMMM MMM-DADDY

SHE WASNT SCURREDDDD WAS SHE?LOL

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I guess so. I told her I would be gentle but she wasnt havin it, literally. LOL When she left my and my hand got real close and personal

@ cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I am the original little miss sunshine…dammit!! (Check me out!)

masturbation for me is a very critical part of life..I need absolute silence and solitude…with candles and incense

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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… I’m almost finished.

@Kesha: (I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD) Its just one of THOSE days…

See, i like a challenge…i would’ve took that like a soldier, lol!

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LMAO

@MMMM MMMMM M-DADDY

I guess so. I told her I would be gentle but she wasnt havin it, literally. LOL When she left my and my hand got real close and personal

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I GUESS IT DID!! SHE RAN FROM IT, WOWWWW. WELL..NO COMMENT.(LMAO)

@kim k is the hottest chic alive

Whats good Mack DRE!!!!!

Ladies,

Does it bother you when men stare at your azz, breasts?

For some reason, i LOVE attention(that walk into a room and everybody stops and stares kind of attention), but i hate it when men stare at my ass(like when i’m walkin down the street or standin in a line) AND THEN HAVE THE NERVE TO COMPLIMENT IT! Especially older men…Eeeeeeuuuuu!

@DA TRUFF

SHE IS PRETTY!! AND HE LOVVVVEEEESSSSS HER ASS!! LOL. NOW YOU BE HONEST, IF I WERE YOUR WOMAN, WOULD YOU LET ME DO THE HORIZONTAL POLKA WITH MEHKI PHIFER? HUH HUH? WOULD YOU? BE HONEST?

were is brooklyn stand up? that was my n*gga 4real

@ CAT EYES

HEY LADIES!

IF YOUR MAN DID HAVE A CHANCE TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS CELEBRITY FANTASY CHICK…….

WOULD YOU LET HIM??? OR WOULD YOU LEAVE HIM IF YOU FOUND OUT THAT HE DID???

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I mean,why not? As long as its a one time thing.Now at the same time,he would have to allow me my fantasy thug too!!!

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OK MISS ONE NIGHT FANTASY!!! BUT WHY YOU WANT A THUG??? DO YOU LIKE TAKIN BEATINGS & STUFF???????

@SAY HE LIKE’S TO COOK RICE CAUSE HE LIKES ME HOME, I’M LIKE UN’MOMENTO PAPI SLOW UP YOUR TEMPO(sxyQblondie pushing thru wed)

I GUESS IT DID!! SHE RAN FROM IT, WOWWWW. WELL..NO COMMENT.(LMAO)

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Aint nothing worst then a wasted erection LOL

@

Ladies,

Does it bother you when men stare at your azz, breasts?

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I’VE GOTTEN SO USED TO THE ATTENTION (no b.s) NOW THAT IT’S EASY TO OVERLOOK. IT HAS BECOME NORMAL FOR MEN TO STARE PERIOD. I WAS JUST OUTSIDE ON MY BREAK, AND SOME GUY IN A VAN WAS COMING THRU THE PARKING LOT STARING SO HARD THAT HE WAS ABOUT TO SNUFF OUT A COUPLE OF CARS!

@mdaddy

men i have been good bro, work and work, but i shall be goin to texas this weekend for my boy’s wedding!! and he is only 23yrs old, geeshh i hope it works out. LOL

The only celebrity guy I would do is the man who played Jill Scott’s new boo in that movie “why did I get married?”. I fell in love with him the moment I saw him.

“Ladies,

Does it bother you when men stare at your azz, breasts?

For some reason, i LOVE attention(that walk into a room and everybody stops and stares kind of attention), but i hate it when men stare at my ass(like when i’m walkin down the street or standin in a line) AND THEN HAVE THE NERVE TO COMPLIMENT IT! Especially older men…Eeeeeeuuuuu!”

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some of them won’t even wait until you past by to start looking…they have a new thing they do these days to be more inconspicuous when they do it..before you pass by they turn their heads in the direction your walking towards before you even get there..thinkin they slick..

its one thing to look at my ass when I’m by myself but its another thing when i’m with my b/f…

@ kim k is the hottest,

“were is brooklyn stand up? that was my n*gga 4real”

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Dats what i wanna know, lol! Mine too! He aint been here in a minute

@M-DADDY

Aint nothing worst then a wasted erection LOL

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YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!! LOL. I WILL SAY THAT SHE SHOULD HAVE TAPPED INTO HER INNER STRENGTH AND GAVE IT THE GOOD OLD COLLEGE TRY(LOL). YOU NEVER LEARN HOW TO HANDLE IT IF YOU DONT ATTEMPT.

@ CUTIE PIE

YEP! I KNEW YOU’D SAY THAT ABOUT THE FANTASY! (BUT I FEEL THE SAME WAY)

NOW I’LL JUST SIT HERE QUIETLY & WATCH AS YOU LIGHT ANOTHER CANDLE…….

(…………………………………………);)

@ Kesha: (I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD) Its just one of THOSE days…(Check me out!)

Ladies,

Does it bother you when men stare at your azz, breasts?

For some reason, i LOVE attention(that walk into a room and everybody stops and stares kind of attention), but i hate it when men stare at my ass(like when i’m walkin down the street or standin in a line) AND THEN HAVE THE NERVE TO COMPLIMENT IT! Especially older men…Eeeeeeuuuuu!

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It depends on my mood…sometimes I love it then other times it’s annoying. Also, it depends on how it’s done..calling me “light skinned and red bone or girl in the blue shirt” A dude will get no where..it could be one of my top 5 and I would keep walking..well I’d get it first then tell him not to do it anymore

i only stare at one woman, which is kim k. LOL

@ cp,

“some of them won’t even wait until you past by to start looking…they have a new thing they do these days to be more inconspicuous when they do it..before you pass by they turn their heads in the direction your walking towards before you even get there..thinkin they slick..”

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Yup, i’ve seen that move…men! So easy(sometimes) i swear, lol!

lol @ da truff

I have a sinful secret everyone and I am ashamed of it. But I need to tell someone. No one close to me would understand. ok. here it goes.

I really like that song “She Got a Donk” by Soulja Boy.

I feel so much better now.

@ Jax

“well I’d get it first then tell him not to do it anymore”

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DEAD! But i will co-sign, lmao!

I made a guy walk into a glass door once, now THAT was a kodak moment. I wasn’t wearing a bra, though, in his defense.

Kesha: (I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD) Its just one of THOSE days…(Check me out!)

@ kim k is the hottest,

“were is brooklyn stand up? that was my n*gga 4real”

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Dats what i wanna know, lol! Mine too! He aint been here in a minute

yea he is kool brother, i only have to close friends in this forum, MDADDY AND BROOKLYN. mdaddy too was MIA for a minutes tho!!

@theseen26(Check me out!)

@M-Dad

LMAO… yeah man I guess “when nature calls” you gotta do what you gotta do. lol

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Yes Sirr!!!! I was off that Henny too LOL

@Z

I really like that song “She Got a Donk” by Soulja Boy.

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IT’S OKAY. WE UNDERSTAND. WE ALL FALL VICTIM FROM TIME TO TIME.(whispering to z, dont you tell no one, i kind of pat my feet when it comes on too..lol)

@ kesha

me and my friends have this game that we play call “see booty”(we’re creative lol)…when we’re waiting at the red light and a girl with a big booty walks past we take a count of how long it will take for the guy to turn to get a glance at her ass

@ z,

“I have a sinful secret everyone and I am ashamed of it. But I need to tell someone. No one close to me would understand. ok. here it goes.

I really like that song “She Got a Donk” by Soulja Boy.

I feel so much better now.”

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LMAO!!! Girl, you are HILARIOUS!

Ok, here goes my song embarrassment…that new one with lil john and somebody…thats not my baby, that baby dont look nothing like me, lol! That junk GET OFF!

@THESEEN

A WOMAN NORMALLY CAN BE PISSED FOR A LONG TIME. ESPECIALLY IF THE MAN DOESNT APOLOGIZE. TRUST ME, I’M DAMNED GOOD AT IT!! LOL

@ SXYQ

@DA TRUFF

SHE IS PRETTY!! AND HE LOVVVVEEEESSSSS HER ASS!! LOL. NOW YOU BE HONEST, IF I WERE YOUR WOMAN, WOULD YOU LET ME DO THE HORIZONTAL POLKA WITH MEHKI PHIFER? HUH HUH? WOULD YOU? BE HONEST?

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OH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

YOU AIN’T GIVIN NOBODY ELSE THA VAJAYJAY!!!!!!!

I’M A REAL SELFISH DUDE. MY GIRL HAS TO BE FAITHFUL TO A FAULT!!!

I EVEN GOT A LIL’ SALTY WHEN MY 10-YEAR EX FROM THE CHURCH EPISODE GOT HITCHED!!! LOL

@KESHA

LMAO, ROFL

GIRL THE FIRST TIME I HEARD THAT SONG, I THOUGHT I WOULD CRY!! “THAT BAAABAAYYY DONT LOOK LIKE ME”

I have a sinful secret everyone and I am ashamed of it. But I need to tell someone. No one close to me would understand. ok. here it goes.

I really like that song “She Got a Donk” by Soulja Boy.

I feel so much better now.

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I might have to get on the chinese bus to NY in a couple min to punch u in your head! LOL!!!

@DA TRUFF

SEE, ROFL. (you like my word by the way..lmao) SO NOW YOU SEE HOW I FEEL. NO GIVING AWAY THE GOODS!!!LMAO

@ SAY HE LIKE’S TO COOK RICE CAUSE HE LIKES ME HOME, I’M LIKE UN’MOMENTO PAPI SLOW UP YOUR TEMPO(sxyQblondie pushing thru wed)

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!! LOL. I WILL SAY THAT SHE SHOULD HAVE TAPPED INTO HER INNER STRENGTH AND GAVE IT THE GOOD OLD COLLEGE TRY(LOL). YOU NEVER LEARN HOW TO HANDLE IT IF YOU DONT ATTEMPT.

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I was in her ear using everything I had in my brain trying to get her to give in, but no matter how much game I spit it didnt change the fact that she had Mr. Dino starin her right in the face. She wouldnt even let me eat it. LOL

z, u look like u got one of those bodys where when u r walking towards me i can c daylight at that gap slim coming 2 u but thick when it passes n nice long legs.

LMAO!!! Girl, you are HILARIOUS!

Ok, here goes my song embarrassment…that new one with lil john and somebody…thats not my baby, that baby dont look nothing like me, lol! That junk GET OFF!

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I secretly love that song too. I play it in my car with the windows rolled up extra tight.

@ Z (Pres. Bush can take a long walk on a short pier)(Check me out!)

I have a sinful secret everyone and I am ashamed of it. But I need to tell someone. No one close to me would understand. ok. here it goes.

I really like that song “She Got a Donk” by Soulja Boy.

I feel so much better now.

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I love “please excuse my hands” Plies Jamie Foxx

i just love when Plies says “Baby”

ALOT of girls stare at me!! sometimes i’ll be like wow so obvious… sometimes it’s annoying and sometimes it’s kool. especially when i take my shirt off and i am jugging. URGGGG

@ M-Daddy,

“She wouldnt even let me eat it.”

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Oh, she aint scared, she’s a damn fool!

@ OAKLAND’S

“Aint nothing worst then a wasted erection LOL”

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THAT’S WHY WE HAVE BACK-UP PLANS BRO.!!!

PLAN B, SECOND TEAM, CONTINGENCY PLANS…….

WASTE IS WRONG!!! LOL!!!!

Here’s another one: I’m secretly not sick of Trey Songs’ Last Time. I will listen to that song every day until the day I die.

@kesha

Is that Lil Jon in that song

“That baby don’t look like me, that baby dont look like me” It starts wit the Maury clip?

@ Kim K

“ALOT of girls stare at me!! sometimes i’ll be like wow so obvious… sometimes it’s annoying and sometimes it’s kool. especially when i take my shirt off and i am jugging. URGGGG”

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Ok, if you gon say that, i’ma need proof so you’ll have to post a pic…its only fair

The worst I ever did was cause this guy to get into a car accident. But he wasn’t exactly a random guy. He lived on my moms block and was always tryna get at me. Well one day I was walking down the street on my way to my momS and I saw him drive by and he was just looking at me and BAM. rear-ended some dude in front of him. I HAULED ASS!

I never heard this Lil John song.

@ Jax,

“Is that Lil Jon in that song

“That baby don’t look like me, that baby dont look like me” It starts wit the Maury clip?”

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Yes! thats him cause he does his signature lil john…WHAT! somewhere in the song…

@M-DADDY

I was in her ear using everything I had in my brain trying to get her to give in, but no matter how much game I spit it didnt change the fact that she had Mr. Dino starin her right in the face. She wouldnt even let me eat it. LOL

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1 OF 2 THINGS. EITHER SHE WAS A VIRGIN, WHICH SHE SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE YOU GOT THAT FAR. OR SHE WAS RETARDED. STRAIGHT UP RETARDED. WHAT??YEAH..SHE WAS COO COO FOR CO CO PUFFS. WHATS THAT BROADS ADDRESS SO I CAN FIND HER AND SHAKE THE SH*T OUTTA HER!!!!

@KESHA

Oh, she aint scared, she’s a damn fool!

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HI FIVE UP TOP AND AROUND THE SIDE!! YOU DAMNED RIGHT SHE WAS A FOOL!!

M-DADDY OAKLAND’S FINEST(RESPECT MY BLACKNESS)(Check me out!)

@ SAY HE LIKE’S TO COOK RICE CAUSE HE LIKES ME HOME, I’M LIKE UN’MOMENTO PAPI SLOW UP YOUR TEMPO(sxyQblondie pushing thru wed)

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!! LOL. I WILL SAY THAT SHE SHOULD HAVE TAPPED INTO HER INNER STRENGTH AND GAVE IT THE GOOD OLD COLLEGE TRY(LOL). YOU NEVER LEARN HOW TO HANDLE IT IF YOU DONT ATTEMPT.

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I was in her ear using everything I had in my brain trying to get her to give in, but no matter how much game I spit it didnt change the fact that she had Mr. Dino starin her right in the face. She wouldnt even let me eat it. LOL

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Wow you had her really scared if you could not even go down..but I feel her cause u seem like the sneaky type that would put it in while she was “peaking” and not paying attention

@Z: don’t lie… you flashed the goodies, didn’t you?

@DA TRUFF

THAT’S WHY WE HAVE BACK-UP PLANS BRO.!!!

PLAN B, SECOND TEAM, CONTINGENCY PLANS…….

WASTE IS WRONG!!! LOL!!!!

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DEAD!! YOU STUPID!! LMFAO, ROFL

@ z,

yeah, i’ve only heard it a couple times…its not played very often

Confession time?

Okay I secretly like the song” I kissed a girl and I liked it”

I have lezbo tendencies, but I would never go there…maybe…lol

@Kesha: (I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD) Its just one of THOSE days…

Oh, she aint scared, she’s a damn fool!

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Ya think???? LOL

Z (Pres. Bush can take a long walk on a short pier)(Check me out!)

The worst I ever did was cause this guy to get into a car accident. But he wasn’t exactly a random guy. He lived on my moms block and was always tryna get at me. Well one day I was walking down the street on my way to my momS and I saw him drive by and he was just looking at me and BAM. rear-ended some dude in front of him. I HAULED ASS!

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Girl that happened to us. Me, my sis and her friend were standing out on her stoop and dude driving a van rolled by looking so hard her crashed into a parked car..too bad that parked car was OURS!!!

MY TAKE ON THE WHOLE LOOKIN / STARIN THING IS THIS…

IF A CHICK GOES OUTSIDE IN SOMETHING TIGHT, REVEALING, SEE-THRU, WHATEVER….

SHE WANTS MEN TO LOOK!!!!!!!

THAT LOW CUT TOP OR DRESS THE SHOWS OFF YOUR BEAUTIFUL BRESTS!

THE SHORTS OR SHORT SKIRT/DRESS THAT CAN’T HIDE THOSE LOVELY LEGS!!

THE TIGHT DRESS, SHORTS, OR STRETCH’ES THAT SHAPE YOUR AWESOME ASSES JUST RIGHT!!!

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

AND I DON’T JUST ALWAYS LOOK… I COMPLIMENT TOO!!!

cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I am the original little miss sunshine…dammit!! (Check me out!)

@ kesha

me and my friends have this game that we play call “see booty”(we’re creative lol)…when we’re waiting at the red light and a girl with a big booty walks past we take a count of how long it will take for the guy to turn to get a glance at her ass

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OMG…I had to comment. WHY DO ME AND MY GIRLS PLAY SOMETHING SIMILAR. They love it when we walk by a group of men (carnival time, girls night out) who try to act all nice and respectful when they first see us ‘Hello sweetheart, can I talk to you for a moment’ awww such nice manners…then by the time they get to see our rears it turns into ‘BUMBBBBBCLAAAAAT WATCH BATTTTTTAAAAAYYY!!!!’ or ‘GAAAAAATDAMN DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!?!’ what happen to your manners?…dont’ even get me started on a round of applause. That alone is worth a hundred points.

Hey fam!

I’m so behind today (da*n Massa)…what did I miss?

Jaxon I need the Cliff Notes lol!

@ Oshie

I didn’t do anything. I think he was just hypnotized by the non existent fattie that I think I have. owww. lol

@KEESHA

if i do that u will leave ur boyfriend n a heartbeat realtalk!!!! besides i dont really like to display my identiy on a black forum!!LOL

@ Jax,

“u seem like the sneaky type that would put it in while she was “peaking” and not paying attention”

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Yeah, somehow i got that vibe too!

LADIES ANSWER ME THIS…

Why is it that if you don’t like to be stared at and you know you have a juicy booty or titties, you still come out the house half naked. Or with something super tight that is going to show off your booty or titties???

My common sense tells me, “If I don’t want the mosquitoes around im not going to draw attention to them by turning on the porch light….”

@ DA TRUFF HURTZ!!! ( The Truth also Helps, Heals, & Hopes…)

THAT’S WHY WE HAVE BACK-UP PLANS BRO.!!!

PLAN B, SECOND TEAM, CONTINGENCY PLANS…….

WASTE IS WRONG!!! LOL!!!!

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AMEN!!!!! Unfortunately all I had was my right hand and some Johnson and Johnsons baby lotion LOL

MsJaxon (by request)(Check me out!)

Z (Pres. Bush can take a long walk on a short pier)(Check me out!)

The worst I ever did was cause this guy to get into a car accident. But he wasn’t exactly a random guy. He lived on my moms block and was always tryna get at me. Well one day I was walking down the street on my way to my momS and I saw him drive by and he was just looking at me and BAM. rear-ended some dude in front of him. I HAULED ASS!

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Girl that happened to us. Me, my sis and her friend were standing out on her stoop and dude driving a van rolled by looking so hard her crashed into a parked car..too bad that parked car was OURS!!!

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See thats that bullshyt!!!! I know ya’ll was livid!

Oh and laughing my a$$ off at this topic turning into ‘Name that FOINE Black Man’. Brothers maybe you should try that in the swirl topics involving Black men and White women…it could happen!

just to put it out there ladies, when a guy stares at u is because u have a fat azz and we want to tap that!! not because u pretty or something!! just saying the truth LOL

@ Kim K,

“if i do that u will leave ur boyfriend n a heartbeat realtalk”

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Dont worry, we JUST broke up recently…good lookin out though, lol! And if you aint Reggie Bush, trust, i aint goin NOWARES, lol!

@MsJaxon (by request)& Kesha: (I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD) Its just one of THOSE days…

Wow you had her really scared if you could not even go down..but I feel her cause u seem like the sneaky type that would put it in while she was “peaking” and not paying attention

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Naw I wouldnt do that. Thats border-line rape I think. A woman has to be totally with it before anything goes down. What us Men need is a sex contract LOL

theseen26(Check me out!)

LADIES ANSWER ME THIS…

Why is it that if you don’t like to be stared at and you know you have a juicy booty or titties, you still come out the house half naked. Or with something super tight that is going to show off your booty or titties???

My common sense tells me, “If I don’t want the mosquitoes around im not going to draw attention to them by turning on the porch light….”

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Well, I know I don’t like attention so I dress like a nun the majority of the time. Unless I am going out. And its the best thing, bc I love when I do allow a guy to get close enough to get the _______.

Dudes turn out being so surprised (in a good way) when they see the body I actually have.

@THESEEN

Why is it that if you don’t like to be stared at and you know you have a juicy booty or titties, you still come out the house half naked. Or with something super tight that is going to show off your booty or titties???

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OKAY, SOMETIMES MEN WILL STARE REGARDLESS. BE HONEST, YOU KNOW YA’LL WILL. ESPECIALLY IF THE WOMAN IS NICE LOOKING. THERE HAVE BEEN A COUPLE OF OCCAISIONS WHERE MY BOYFRIEND AND I WILL GO OUT AND I WILL TAKE THE PAINS NOT TO WEAR ANYTHING TOO LOW CUT, OR SHORT(I DONT LIKE SHORT STUFF ANYWAY) OR TIGHT. AND MEN WILL STILL STARE. TO THE POINT WHERE HE BECOMES PISSED TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF PISSTIVITY. HELL, WE WENT TO V.A BEACH FOR MEMORIAL DAY, I HAD ON A WIFE BEATER, SOME JEANS AND SOME HEELS. YOUNG GUY WALKED PAST AND SAID SOMETHING THAT APPARENTLY MY BOYFRIEND HEARD AND I DIDNT. WITHIN 30 SECONDS, IT GOES FROM CALM, TO CHAOS, AND HE’S READY TO FIGHT THE YOUGIN AND ALL OF HIS FRIENDS. I HAD ON NOTHING REVEALING MIND YOU.

@ Aunt Viv

MDaddy told us all about a double blow job and the sad part of having a big one

Seen shared his masturbation at work stories

MsPhilly pregnancy hormones are morphing her into a lesbian

We all like the I’m Not the Baby Daddy song..along with a few others w/ misogynistic overtones

Top 5 celebs who could hit it and if your mate met theirs would you let them

We all miss Brooklyn, Stand up

theseen26(Check me out!)

LADIES ANSWER ME THIS…

Why is it that if you don’t like to be stared at and you know you have a juicy booty or titties, you still come out the house half naked. Or with something super tight that is going to show off your booty or titties???

My common sense tells me, “If I don’t want the mosquitoes around im not going to draw attention to them by turning on the porch light….”

preach bro

@theseen26(Check me out!)

LADIES ANSWER ME THIS…

Why is it that if you don’t like to be stared at and you know you have a juicy booty or titties, you still come out the house half naked. Or with something super tight that is going to show off your booty or titties???

My common sense tells me, “If I don’t want the mosquitoes around im not going to draw attention to them by turning on the porch light….”

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Because I like making ugly girls mad. They get so very mad.

OMG OSHIE! IT WAS A SECRET!!!! SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh yea

use of sex as a weapon by women

men staring a booties and bodies when women pass and how it makes us feel

@OSHIE

Because I like making ugly girls mad. They get so very mad.

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ROFL, LMFAO DONT YOU KNOW IT??!!!!! GIRL YOU CRAZY!!

@ theseen26(Check me out!)

LADIES ANSWER ME THIS…

Why is it that if you don’t like to be stared at and you know you have a juicy booty or titties, you still come out the house half naked. Or with something super tight that is going to show off your booty or titties???

My common sense tells me, “If I don’t want the mosquitoes around im not going to draw attention to them by turning on the porch light….”

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Tru but men stare year round and in Ohio 7 months outta that year I have on a puffy winter coat and golashes

@kesha

LOL nah i ain’t dark skin like reggie. im light skinned tho.. but it’s all good. sorry about ur break up….

THANK YOU OSHIE AND JAXON!!!

@Z: It’s OK. We all do the grown man and throw the towel in from time to time.

@KESH KESH

i try, shyt even at church, i have to deal with men lookin…i mean dayum, shouldnt you be payin attention to the Lord right now…HELLBOUND

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TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY EYES….FLATLINING AT THE SAME TIME…LIMP AND GONE!! LMFAO…WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?? YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOSE MY EMPLOYMENT OR WHAT??LMFAO

“MY TAKE ON THE WHOLE LOOKIN / STARIN THING IS THIS…

IF A CHICK GOES OUTSIDE IN SOMETHING TIGHT, REVEALING, SEE-THRU, WHATEVER….

SHE WANTS MEN TO LOOK!!!!!!!

THAT LOW CUT TOP OR DRESS THE SHOWS OFF YOUR BEAUTIFUL BRESTS!

THE SHORTS OR SHORT SKIRT/DRESS THAT CAN’T HIDE THOSE LOVELY LEGS!!

THE TIGHT DRESS, SHORTS, OR STRETCH’ES THAT SHAPE YOUR AWESOME ASSES JUST RIGHT!!!

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

AND I DON’T JUST ALWAYS LOOK… I COMPLIMENT TOO!!!”

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UMMM NO!! I could go out in swear pants and a sweat shirt and men still break their necks to get a glance at the ass

Ladies,

Does it bother you when men stare at your azz, breasts?

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No,I’m pretty much used to it.I’m 5’11 and 168 pounds without pregnancy so they’re gonna look.As long as they don’t try to touch,I’m cool.

ok EVERYONE. I am out. Have a great evening.

@ SAY HE LIKE’S TO COOK RICE CAUSE HE LIKES ME HOME, I’M LIKE UN’MOMENTO PAPI SLOW UP YOUR TEMPO(sxyQblondie pushing thru wed)(Check me out!)

@OSHIE

Because I like making ugly girls mad. They get so very mad.

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ROFL, LMFAO DONT YOU KNOW IT??!!!!! GIRL YOU CRAZY!!

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Also, I’ll be old someday, and I may only live once, so I might as well let it be known that I have probably one of the best bodies I’ve seen, speaking for myself, and I’m damn proud of it. They can look all day. Take a picture, write it down, call a friend, I don’t care.

theseen26(Check me out!)

LADIES ANSWER ME THIS…

Why is it that if you don’t like to be stared at and you know you have a juicy booty or titties, you still come out the house half naked. Or with something super tight that is going to show off your booty or titties???

My common sense tells me, “If I don’t want the mosquitoes around im not going to draw attention to them by turning on the porch light….”

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I know a few guys who claim to be bootyologist and will watch and stare if the women has on a sherling trench on in the middle of a snow storm. They claim they can see a booty trying to hide under ANYTHING.

Men are visual creatures and women need to know that. There is an art to being civil while beating back a salivating enamored man…we don’t always have to be staink when a man is admiring us. HOWEVER there are some who don’t know their place and they are the ones who make it hard for the simple admirer…

Also, I’ll be old someday, and I may only live once, so I might as well let it be known that I have probably one of the best bodies I’ve seen, speaking for myself, and I’m damn proud of it. They can look all day. Take a picture, write it down, call a friend, I don’t care.

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NOW I KNOW THATS RIGHT!! THEY HATE IT WHEN YOU FLY AND THEYRE NOT. NOT BEING MEAN. JUST BEING REAL.

i wont lie me if kim k passes me right now i will faint literally!!

@ SAY HE LIKE’S TO COOK RICE CAUSE HE LIKES ME HOME, I’M LIKE UN’MOMENTO PAPI SLOW UP YOUR TEMPO(sxyQblondie pushing thru wed)

Check your e-mail LOL

@ Kim K is the hottest,

“LOL nah i ain’t dark skin like reggie. im light skinned tho.. but it’s all good. sorry about ur break up….”

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Damn! I was hopin you would say yes, i secretly am Reggie..DAMN! Anyway, i dont discriminate, i like lite brites too, lol.

And dont be sorry, its all good. We’re still friends (that dont sleep together).

please i compliment pretty ladies ugly ones i ignore n dont say nothing all women like compliment even as some are 2 get the panties mine u can take 2 the bank.

put on one of my wigs,red lipstick and red pumps and as soon as he comes in the door,I’m on my knees-poor man is so weak for that s#it!!!

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@CAT EYES

I’m telling you Big Sis, y’all should play Jay-Z & Beyonce…

All you gotta do is put on a “wet & wavy” wig, have him put a cigar in his mouth and let him pour Ace of Spades Champagne all over you like Jay-Z does Beyonce when they on a yacht in St. Tropez – South of France…

^ “lite brites” LOL

@ CUTIE PIE

“MY TAKE ON THE WHOLE LOOKIN / STARIN THING IS THIS…

IF A CHICK GOES OUTSIDE IN SOMETHING TIGHT, REVEALING, SEE-THRU, WHATEVER….

SHE WANTS MEN TO LOOK!!!!!!!

THAT LOW CUT TOP OR DRESS THE SHOWS OFF YOUR BEAUTIFUL BRESTS!

THE SHORTS OR SHORT SKIRT/DRESS THAT CAN’T HIDE THOSE LOVELY LEGS!!

THE TIGHT DRESS, SHORTS, OR STRETCH’ES THAT SHAPE YOUR AWESOME ASSES JUST RIGHT!!!

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

AND I DON’T JUST ALWAYS LOOK… I COMPLIMENT TOO!!!”

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UMMM NO!! I could go out in swear pants and a sweat shirt and men still break their necks to get a glance at the ass

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UMMM YEA!!!!!! FIRST YOU WAY CUTE, SO THEY WOULD LOOK IF YOU HAD ON A SPACE SUIT…

SECOND.., SWEAT PANTS CAN BE TIGHT TOO!!! AND SOMETIMES YA’LL WEAR ‘EM A LIL LOW JUST SITTIN RIGHT ON TOP THA BOOTIE!!!

@M-DADDY

OKAY..ON THE WAY..LOL

Ms. Philly(Check me out!)

Confession time?

Okay I secretly like the song” I kissed a girl and I liked it”

I have lezbo tendencies, but I would never go there…maybe…lol

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Damn! Thats hot though Ms. Philly! Seriously I like that song too by katy perry…

@ da truff

“UMMM YEA!!!!!! FIRST YOU WAY CUTE, SO THEY WOULD LOOK IF YOU HAD ON A SPACE SUIT…

SECOND.., SWEAT PANTS CAN BE TIGHT TOO!!! AND SOMETIMES YA’LL WEAR ‘EM A LIL LOW JUST SITTIN RIGHT ON TOP THA BOOTIE!!!”

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I don’t do those tight valour sweatsuits they are worst than jeans..

looking is fine accompanied with a smile but staring with out saying anything is another story..I had a guy come up to me in barnes and noble and told me he had a pack of condoms that needed to be used and what did I want to do!

@ All,

Goodnite folks…until tomorrow…behave!

@ SXYQ

Also, I’ll be old someday, and I may only live once, so I might as well let it be known that I have probably one of the best bodies I’ve seen, speaking for myself, and I’m damn proud of it. They can look all day. Take a picture, write it down, call a friend, I don’t care.

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NOW I KNOW THATS RIGHT!! THEY HATE IT WHEN YOU FLY AND THEYRE NOT. NOT BEING MEAN. JUST BEING REAL.

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AIN’T NOBODY HATIN’!!! WHAT U TALKIN’ ‘BOUT!!!

cutie pie – wouldn’t that be a great story to tell your grandkids one day?: how I met your grampa…

@DA TRUFF

AIN’T NOBODY HATIN’!!! WHAT U TALKIN’ ‘BOUT!!!

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WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MISERABLE WOMEN LUV.LOL

@keesha

well i ain’t that easy, u have to work for it!! if u want to be seen in public with me u have to earn it!! seriously lol..

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I don’t do those tight valour sweatsuits they are worst than jeans..

looking is fine accompanied with a smile but staring with out saying anything is another story..I had a guy come up to me in barnes and noble and told me he had a pack of condoms that needed to be used and what did I want to do!

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You shoulda walked him over to the freaky section picked up the Kama Sutra (the biggest one you could find) had him flip through it and pick out a position to try, have him buy the book, walk him outside then WHACK HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH THE BAG

NITE NITE KESH KESH!!

MMMMM MMMMMM MMMMMMM DADDY

MMMMMM MMMMMMM MMMMMM DADDY!!!!!!

LOL

Ok, what’s up people? What’s the deal

***@Z*****

What you got to do with me babe?

SAY HE LIKE’S TO COOK RICE CAUSE HE LIKES ME HOME, I’M LIKE UN’MOMENTO PAPI SLOW UP YOUR TEMPO(sxyQblondie pushing thru wed)(Check me out!)

MMMMM MMMMMM MMMMMMM DADDY

MMMMMM MMMMMMM MMMMMM DADDY!!!!!!

LOL

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Un uh I want in on this email!! LMAO

Bye Kesha

I don’t do those tight valour sweatsuits they are worst than jeans..

looking is fine accompanied with a smile but staring with out saying anything is another story..I had a guy come up to me in barnes and noble and told me he had a pack of condoms that needed to be used and what did I want to do!

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO men that is a classic!1 LOL

@ CUTIE PIE

“I had a guy come up to me in barnes and noble and told me he had a pack of condoms that needed to be used and what did I want to do!”

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OH HELL NO!!! (I’MMA HAVE TO USE THAT ONE!) LOL!!!

NAW, SERIOUSLY THAT WAS WICK-WICK-WHACK!!!

I PERSONALLY APOLOGIZE FOR THAT FOOL AND VOW TO ALWAYS COME CORRECT!!!

lol @ oshie & jaxon

I’m out..have a goodnight everyone!!

@ SAY HE LIKE’S TO COOK RICE CAUSE HE LIKES ME HOME, I’M LIKE UN’MOMENTO PAPI SLOW UP YOUR TEMPO(sxyQblondie pushing thru wed)(Check me out!)

@M-DADDY

OKAY..ON THE WAY..LOL

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That was a good one huh? LOL

@keesha

goodnight and think of what i said!!

LOL @ I HAVE A PACK OF CONCOMS AND BLAH BLAH LMAOOOOOOO im still laughing tho. men

OH HELL NO!!! (I’MMA HAVE TO USE THAT ONE!) LOL!!!

“NAW, SERIOUSLY THAT WAS WICK-WICK-WHACK!!!

I PERSONALLY APOLOGIZE FOR THAT FOOL AND VOW TO ALWAYS COME CORRECT!!!”

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aww such a gentleman …goodnight

jaxon, a real man notices femininity n softness beauty n a woman a dog will try 2 hit anything breathing.

Good night ya’ll!

@Kesha: (I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD) Its just one of THOSE days…

Good night Keesh

@M-DADDY

YES INDEED IT WAS. I RESPONDED..YOU I TELL YOU!!

who is left in here?

I guess I might as well do some work then SMH.

@ Ms. Philly

Good night lil sis

bye Cutie

@SAY HE LIKE’S TO COOK RICE CAUSE HE LIKES ME HOME, I’M LIKE UN’MOMENTO PAPI SLOW UP YOUR TEMPO(sxyQblondie pushing thru wed)(Check me out!)

@M-DADDY

YES INDEED IT WAS. I RESPONDED..YOU I TELL YOU!!

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I sent you a response

@THESEEN

OH LORD, MY BOYFRIEND WOULD HAVE A FIT IF I SUGGESTED SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO HIM!! LMAO. I THINK IT WOULD BE CUTE, BUT HE WOULD GO INTO VOLCANIC MODE IN LESS THAN 10 SECS!! LMAO

I’m still here

@cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I am the original little miss sunshine…dammit!!

Night ma

@ Man, wait, I’m here! My hair’s still blonde though, sorry.

My husband doesn’t get that guys are going to try to get at me even though I’m married. He thinks I have some kind of forcefield around me now that repels other men. Not so.

@The Seen

That is too funny..I kno those dudes go home heated

nik underwood, sorry lady u r i of the finest on here i like u r style walking softly.

@ Oshie

That’s how my daughter’s dad was when we were together..still is even though we are not. He can see me talking to a guy, I’m turning him down but he is still ready to fight and then mad at me. It’s like DUH yo u think I look good why wouldnt another dude

PARTY DONT STOP AROUND MY CORNER OF THE CLUB TIL 8 EASTERN!! LOL

I’m so behind.

Good night everyone!

ya’ll I’ll BRB going to the store

@Ms. Jaxon

**lick my lips and blows a kiss**

@SAY HE LIKE’S TO COOK RICE CAUSE HE LIKES ME HOME, I’M LIKE UN’MOMENTO PAPI SLOW UP YOUR TEMPO(sxyQblondie pushing thru wed)

Di you catch my last e-mail?

bye pretty philly see u n my dreams u r man is 1 lucky guy. i can still dream.

PARTY DONT STOP AROUND MY CORNER OF THE CLUB TIL 8 EASTERN!! LOL

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OK! THEN MEET ME BY THE VIP…….

@Aunt Viv

I’m so behind.

Good night everyone

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Good night Auntie

@ Man: Wow, you’re really particular aren’t you? As high as your standards may be I manage to meet both – not fat, no penis. I feel so special!

And you meet my standard of looking like Tupac, so we’re good to go. Halfway point between Monroe and BR?

NITE AUNTIE!!

@Oshie(Check me out!)

“@ Man: Wow, you’re really particular aren’t you? As high as your standards may be I manage to meet both – not fat, no penis. I feel so special!

And you meet my standard of looking like Tupac, so we’re good to go. Halfway point between Monroe and BR?”

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I know I’m really picky but I offer a lot you know. Hence ONE of my nicknames “Mouth of the South.” I’m learning to be less picky and CONSIDERING fat chicks.

But why bother since you already meet my lofty standards. Glad you like my pick. Was one of me with hair and one I just put on a cap.

We can meet in Alexandria…. best trip you ever make.

@M-DADDY

IF IT’S THE ONE I THINK IT WAS..BOY DID I, AND I THINK I RESPONDED. WHAT IS I’M GONE DO WIT’ YOU MMMM MMMMM MMMM-DADDY??(LOL)

@DA TRUFF

VIP? YOU IN THE VIP SECTION? WHAT WE DRINKIN?LOL

Da truff

are you single…married. Just wondering

@SAY HE LIKE’S TO COOK RICE CAUSE HE LIKES ME HOME, I’M LIKE UN’MOMENTO PAPI SLOW UP YOUR TEMPO(sxyQblondie pushing thru wed)(Check me out!)

@M-DADDY

IF IT’S THE ONE I THINK IT WAS..BOY DID I, AND I THINK I RESPONDED. WHAT IS I’M GONE DO WIT’ YOU MMMM MMMMM MMMM-DADDY??(LOL)

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I can think of a couple of things. LOL

IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME….WE LOVE THE WHITE MEN! SHE LOOKS GOOD BY THE WAY!

MUAH!

@ SXYQ

@DA TRUFF

VIP? YOU IN THE VIP SECTION? WHAT WE DRINKIN?LOL

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YEP! WE GOT EVERYTHING FLOWIN FREELY AT THE OPEN BAR! NOW COME ON OVER HERE AND LET ME PUT ON YOUR WRIST BAND!

PS: LATER, I’LL GIVE YOU PRIVATE TOUR OF THE BACK OFFICE…….

@M-DADDY

I can think of a couple of things. LOL

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JUST REMEMBER, THE WHOLE INNER STRENGTH, AND NOT BEING AFRAID THING(LOL)

@DA TRUFF

WHAT YOU OWN THE CLUB?(SMILE) WHY I GET SUCH SPECIAL TREATMENT LUV?

@SAY HE LIKE’S TO COOK RICE CAUSE HE LIKES ME HOME, I’M LIKE UN’MOMENTO PAPI SLOW UP YOUR TEMPO(sxyQblondie pushing thru wed)

JUST REMEMBER, THE WHOLE INNER STRENGTH, AND NOT BEING AFRAID THING(LOL)

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LOL

@sxyQ

The way you make your man out to be it sounds like he is very jealous and can be over protective. That don’t make you uncomfortable just a lil bit??

@ ♥☺♥☺♥☺2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺

Da truff

are you single…married. Just wondering

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HMMM.., I’M “SEMI-SINGLE” RIGHT NOW! LOL!

THAT MEANS I DO HAVE SOMEONE WHO I DATE ON A REGULAR BASIS BUT WE HAVE NOT COMMITTED TO BE EXCLUSIVE.

SHE SAYS SHE IS, AND WE BRIEFLY TALKED ABOUT IT LAST WEEKEND. SHE HAS POTENTIAL BUT I’M NOT READY TO PUT ALL MY EGGS INTO THAT ONE BASKET JUST YET…

I WAS NEVER MARRIED BUT ENGAGED TWICE…

THANKS FOR ASKING!

@Da Truff hurtz

“I FEEL YA BRO. JUST PUT HER THRU “THE TESTS” BEFORE YOU SIGN ANY PAPERS!!!”

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I may have heard of this before but to be safe give me examples.

Hello 2cute!

@sxyQ: I am too lazy to scroll through all the comments – what y’all talkin’ bout up in here?

@Rozza♥

Hey pretty lady

@man I just don’t care: Hey Boo! I have a job now, and can’t access this site at my new place of work. So I must wait until I am home to holla at y’all. How are you? Did you miss me?

@ SXYQ

@DA TRUFF

WHAT YOU OWN THE CLUB?(SMILE) WHY I GET SUCH SPECIAL TREATMENT LUV?

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NAW, I DON’T OWN THE CLUB, I JUST PROVIDE “ADVICE” THE HER… ANYWAY YOU KNOW YOU GET SPECIAL TREATMENT WIT ME!!!

@ROZZA

HEY MY V.A SIS!! SAME CONVO AS YESTERDAY. MEN/WOMEN, MEN LOOKING AT WOMEN, SEX..LOL!!

@M-DADDY

CHECK YOUR MAIL

@THESEEN

IT DOESNT MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE HE DOESNT ACT OUT TOWARD ME. IT IS SOMETHING THAT COULD USE SOME WORK!! LOL

@DA TRUFF

ARENT YOU JUST AS SWEET! I WANT MY BRACELET AND MY TOUR!! LOL

Hey M-Daddy, and yes I do respect your Blackness!

@THESEEN

WE’VE HAD CONVERSATIONS ABOUT MY CLOTHING, WHICH IS NEVER REVEALING, AND ME GOING OUT, THINGS OF THAT NATURE. I THINK THAT BEING WITH ME IS JUST SOMETHING THAT MAY TAKE HIM SOME GETTING USED TO

@ROZZA

HOW WAS YOUR DAY TODAY?

@ ROZZA

HEY “TOY LADY”!!! JUMP IN!!!!!!!

@EVERYBODY UP IN HERE!!!

My homegirl Rozza is on wasup Girly how was your day? Still making that first good impression at work?

@ SAY HE LIKE’S TO COOK RICE CAUSE HE LIKES ME HOME, I’M LIKE UN’MOMENTO PAPI SLOW UP YOUR TEMPO(sxyQblondie pushing thru wed)

I just checked it. When did you send me a response?

@M-DADDY

PROBABLY SEVERAL MINUTES AGO. CLOSE TO 30 MINUTES OR SO. HAVE YOU NOT RECIEVED IT YET?

@Rozza♥(Check me out!)

Hey M-Daddy, and yes I do respect your Blackness!

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Thank you boo

whats up errybody.. are you guys still here.. what’s the topic??

Hey Errbody! I am doing well at work, and loving being back on the scene again! A sistah can’t claim to be independent if she isn’t bringing in her own dollars!

@Da Truff: What are these tests you are talking about?

Hey Miss Rozza! Hows the new J-O-B?

@Rozza

Where are you working or what kind of field is it?

@SAY HE LIKE’S TO COOK RICE CAUSE HE LIKES ME HOME, I’M LIKE UN’MOMENTO PAPI SLOW UP YOUR TEMPO(sxyQblondie pushing thru wed)(Check me out!)

@M-DADDY

PROBABLY SEVERAL MINUTES AGO. CLOSE TO 30 MINUTES OR SO. HAVE YOU NOT RECIEVED IT YET?

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Was that the e-mail when you said thats your weakness?

@Man: You betta be careful with that “knock up” talk! You f@$k with me, you stuck with me!

@Nue2This: My Navy Girl! How you doin’? Ain’t forgetting you today!

@Rozza♥

Congrats on the new job

@M-DADDY

LOL..ONE OF THEM YEAH

@2CUTE

MOMMACITA!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

@NEW2THIS

HEY GIRL! WHERE DID YOU DISAPPEAR TO?

@Rozza

Lol. I understand. But you make it sound like “stuck” with you is a good thing. From your previous posts anyway. (you better not of been lying LOL)

You never said kind of work you are doing now.

Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)

@Da Truff hurtz

“I FEEL YA BRO. JUST PUT HER THRU “THE TESTS” BEFORE YOU SIGN ANY PAPERS!!!”

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I may have heard of this before but to be safe give me examples.

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YOU KNOW THE DRILL…

JUST THE STANDARD LOOKIN INTO HER PAST.., CHECKIN HER OUT IN SOCIAL SITUATIONS.., ASKIN QUESTIONS WHEN SHE’S CAUGHT OFF GUARD…….

A WOMANS TRUE NATURE WILL ALWAYS SURFACE OVER TIME.

IF SHE GOOD SHE’LL STAY GOOD. BUT IF SHE BAD, SHE CAN’T KEEP THAT MESS HID!!!

@sxyQ

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@THESEEN

IT DOESNT MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE HE DOESNT ACT OUT TOWARD ME. IT IS SOMETHING THAT COULD USE SOME WORK!! LOL

@THESEEN

WE’VE HAD CONVERSATIONS ABOUT MY CLOTHING, WHICH IS NEVER REVEALING, AND ME GOING OUT, THINGS OF THAT NATURE. I THINK THAT BEING WITH ME IS JUST SOMETHING THAT MAY TAKE HIM SOME GETTING USED TO

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Your Garvie look like your girls are coming out lol Its that revealing? I don’t know your man but I hope he treats you with the utmost respect and love.

@2cute: I am doing very well at work! I love working, I really do.

@Man I Just Don’t Care: I am a curriculum developer – I write training and training products for the military and other Government agencies through a contractor. All that means is as long as the contract has work, I have work. Nature of the Beast. I do want to get my own side business going, writing resumes for folks and interview coaching. It is in my future, but not a lot of demand right now.

ROZZZZZZZZZZZAAA!! I’m glad that you remembered me this time how are you doing lady.. how’s the job??

SXYQ.. girl, i’m telling you, they got life f*cked up at work!! hehe, they working ya girl…

2CUTE… hey mamacita.. what’s the deal?? are you at home .. or working??

Whats poppin’ Nue 2 this! How are the kids this evening?

@ Rozza♥(Check me out!)

Hey Errbody! I am doing well at work, and loving being back on the scene again! A sistah can’t claim to be independent if she isn’t bringing in her own dollars!

@Da Truff: What are these tests you are talking about?

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GOOD 4 U GIRL!!! LUV INDEPENDANCE!!!

OH! I CAN’T ACTUALLY TELL YOU THE “REAL” TESTS!!! THAT’S CLASSIFIED INFO!!!!!!!

SAY HE LIKE’S TO COOK RICE CAUSE HE LIKES ME HOME, I’M LIKE UN’MOMENTO PAPI SLOW UP YOUR TEMPO@(sxyQblondie pushing thru wed)(Check me out!)

@M-DADDY

LOL..ONE OF THEM YEAH

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Ok then yes LOL I have to go I will talk to you later my dear

Good night everyone

W.T.F I know chick in the hood that can do a better job at braids than this ish……hell she coulda even hit my myspace up for an appointment and i would have done a whole helluva lot better than that

@Da Truff: “…OH! I CAN’T ACTUALLY TELL YOU THE “REAL” TESTS!!! THAT’S CLASSIFIED INFO!!!!!!!”

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Then how is she supposed to know? Does it remain a secret up until the end, then she gets her grade? Or if you like her enough do you let her remediate?

2CUTE..

girl, everybody is good. my son is sitting right here coloring watching spiderman.. i’m about to order a pizza, cause i dayum sure don’t feel like cooking! you said that you have twinz right? boys??

@ SXYQ

“PROBABLY SEVERAL MINUTES AGO. CLOSE TO 30 MINUTES OR SO. HAVE YOU NOT RECIEVED IT YET?”

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HEY! R U SENDIN OUT NAKED PICS AGAIN?!?!?!?

I NEED NEW ONES!!!

Sleep tight M-Daddy!

@23nkidfree: The braids probably look even more jacked because of the color of the hair, and they definitely look slept in a lot. Plus, she probably hasn’t been moisturizing them or keeping them clean. At least that’s waht it looks like to me.

NITE NITE MMMMMMMM-DADDY!!LOL

@NEW2THIS

GIRL, TELL THEM FOOLS I SAID BACK DE HELL UP OFF OF YOU!! RIGHT DAMN NOW!! LOL

@THESEEN

MY TWINS ARE SAFELY SECURE IN THE GRAVIE PHOTO(LOL). THE ILLUSION APPEAR MORE REVEALING THAT IT ACTUALLY IS(OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR APPEAR CLOSER..YADDA YADDAA LOL). YEAH, FOR THE MOST PART OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OKAY. HE DOESNT GET DISRESPECTFUL OR STUPID. TRUST ME..HE KNOWS ABOUT THE WIRES IN THIS PEICE OF WORK HERE. AND FROM TIME TO TIME THEY HAVE A TENDANCY TO SPARK RAGE. NO SIR, Q DONT DO THE DISRESPECTFUL MESS.LOL

@DA TRUFF

WELL!!?? I’M WAITING FOR MY VIP BRACELET!! I ASKED FOR IT A LONG TIME AGO MISTER!!! LOL

@DA TRUFF

HEY! R U SENDIN OUT NAKED PICS AGAIN?!?!?!?

I NEED NEW ONES!!!

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IF YOU DONT BEHAVE!! YOU KNOW I’M NOT SENDING OUT NAN’ NAKED PIC SILLY!!!(LMAO) AND QUIT FIBBING!!(ROFL) YOU ARE A TRIP!!

@Nue2this

what is your nationality? I’m sitting here trying to guess, lol. I give up lol

2CUTE… hey mamacita.. what’s the deal?? are you at home .. or working??

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I’m at home. I’ve been a stay at home mom since the twins were born. They are 5 now. My husband and I have a commercial contracting business that has done well, so I’m fortunate to be able to stay at home with the kiddies. After my mom passed away a while back, I was working as a Medical Management Coordinator, I really never had the desire to go back to work.

@2CUTE

AWWWW. YOU KNOW, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE ALOT TO SMILE ABOUT. MARRIED, CHILDREN, HOUSE, BUSINESS AND SUCCESSFULL. NOW THAT IS HOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE. YOU GO MOMMa!!

@ Rozza♥

@Da Truff: “…OH! I CAN’T ACTUALLY TELL YOU THE “REAL” TESTS!!! THAT’S CLASSIFIED INFO!!!!!!!”

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Then how is she supposed to know? Does it remain a secret up until the end, then she gets her grade? Or if you like her enough do you let her remediate?

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THE “TESTS” ARE FOR A MAN TO FIGURE OUT WHAT KINDA WOMAN HE IS DEALING WITH.

SHE IS NEVER SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT OR HOW THE TEST IN BEING CONDUCTED.

SHE WILL KNOW SHE PASSED OR BEAT THE TEST IF SHE GETS A RING!!!

@ SXYQ

@DA TRUFF

WELL!!?? I’M WAITING FOR MY VIP BRACELET!! I ASKED FOR IT A LONG TIME AGO MISTER!!! LOL

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MY BAD! THE MUSIC WAS TOO LOUD!!! COME BACK OVER HERE.., CLOSE YOUR EYES AND HOLD OUT YOUR HAND…

@Da Truff: So…the test is based on what the man is requiring at the time? What about women who get the ring, and the man, but he still cheats? Was her test just the PSAT, and he is passing out the SATs to everyone else?

@ ♥☺♥☺♥☺2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺

HEY, I ASWERED YOU ABOVE, DON’T KNOW IF YOU SAW IT…

ALSO YOU WROTE:

“I can honestly say that there has not been a man to come my way that would make me go outside of my marriage and have sex. Not yet…I mean we’ve been separated, you know that, I think I told you. Twice…”

SO WHEN YOU ARE SEPARATED… DO THE RULES CHANGE???

ANYBODY ELSE CAN ANSWER THAT TOO!!!

@DA TRUFF

LOL..I BET..I’M NOT FALLING FOR THAT

@ Rozza♥(Check me out!)

@Da Truff: So…the test is based on what the man is requiring at the time? What about women who get the ring, and the man, but he still cheats? Was her test just the PSAT, and he is passing out the SATs to everyone else?

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GIRL, HUH! WHAT?!?!?

IF SHE HAS PROPERLY CONDUCTED HER OWN TESTS… SHE WILL NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT EVEN A G.E.D.!!!

SO WHEN YOU ARE SEPARATED… DO THE RULES CHANGE???

ANYBODY ELSE CAN ANSWER THAT TOO!!!

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The first time we separated, no the rules don’t change because I was hurt the first time. I had no desire to be with anyone else. But now the second time I was almost ready to go through with a divorce. I had met someone and it wasn’t a physical connection so much as it was intimate…you know what I’m sayin’. I mean he was easy to talk to and very genuine… I loved that about him. But no to answer your question, as long as you are still legally married, and have that commitment you made before God, keep ya drawers on!!!

@ SXYQ

@DA TRUFF

LOL..I BET..I’M NOT FALLING FOR THAT

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WHAT??? YOU CAN TRUST ME…….

I WOULD NOT PUT ANYTHING IN YOUR HAND THAT I WOULD NOT HOLD IN MY OWN!!! LOL!

@ ♥☺♥☺♥☺2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺

“But no to answer your question, as long as you are still legally married, and have that commitment you made before God, keep ya drawers on!!!”

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YES! GOOD FOR YOU GIRL!! HOPEFULLY THE THIRD TIME IS NOT THE CHARM!!!

@2CUTE

I ALWAYS TELL MY FRIENDS, THE ONES WHO NOW HAVE CHILDREN, THEY FUSS ABOUT THEIR BODIES. I POINT AT THEIR LITTLE RUGRATS AND ASK THEM WOULD THEY TRADE IT? AND THEY ALWAYS SMILE AND SAY “HELL NO!!” LOL. I THINK THATS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE WORLD. MY MOTHER, I ALWAYS LOOKED AT HER STOMACH, AND IT BORE THE APPEARANCE (OF COURSE) OF A WOMAN WHO HAD CHILDREN. AND IT ALWAYS MADE ME SMILE. BUT IF YOU HAVE 2 BEAUTIFUL LITTLE ONES ALREADY, I UNDERSTAND THE LIMIT!!LOL

@DA TRUFF

WOULD NOT PUT ANYTHING IN YOUR HAND THAT I WOULD NOT HOLD IN MY OWN!!! LOL!

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DONT I KNOW IT!! LOL…YOU ARE SO CRAZY

@2CUTE

as long as you are still legally married, and have that commitment you made before God, keep ya drawers on!!!

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CO-SIGN!! I TOTALLY AGREE. MARRIAGE IS SACRED, ALL B.S ASIDE. AND WHEN I GET MARRIED, REGARDLESS OF THE ISSUES, WE WILL WORK THEM OUT TO THE BEST OF OUR ABILITY, AND IN THE WORDS OF BOBBY.B “AINT NOBODY HUMPIN AROUND!!!” LMFAO..JUST SERIOUS!!

CO-SIGN!! I TOTALLY AGREE. MARRIAGE IS SACRED, ALL B.S ASIDE. AND WHEN I GET MARRIED, REGARDLESS OF THE ISSUES, WE WILL WORK THEM OUT TO THE BEST OF OUR ABILITY, AND IN THE WORDS OF BOBBY.B “AINT NOBODY HUMPIN AROUND!!!” LMFAO..JUST SERIOUS!!

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OH! I BETTER GET YOU TO ONE OF MY EROTICOLOGY CLINICS BEFORE THEN!!!

@DA TRUFF

OH! I BETTER GET YOU TO ONE OF MY EROTICOLOGY CLINICS BEFORE THEN!!!

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OKAY DR.TRUFF. SO WHAT DOES ONE OF YOUR EROTICOLOGY COURSES CONSIST OF?:-)

@Da Truff: We are all testing each other, huh? Then why so many breakups, and jacked-up relationships? I guess the human factor is thrown in there and people lie about what they are holding.

Dating is like poker for some folks – they have one face that they want everyone to see, and sometimes that face needs to fool a lot of folks. Once they win, then finally everyone sees he or she is holding a pair, not the Royal Flush they were fooling everyone into believing they had.

@ SXYQ

OKAY DR.TRUFF. SO WHAT DOES ONE OF YOUR EROTICOLOGY COURSES CONSIST OF?:-)

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OH NO! IT’S NOT COURSES.., IT’S A CLINICAL PROCESS!!! (WITH OUT THE COLD TABLE, WALLS , & LAB COATS!)

IT CONSISTS OF PHYISICAL, MENTAL, & SPIRITUAL STIMULATION AND SATISFACTION!!!

IT’S ALL PROPRIETARY INFO SO I CAN’T TELL YOU THE REAL DETAILS UNTIL YOU COME IN FOR YOUR FIRST SESSION!!! (WHICH WILL BE FREE…)

@DA TRUFF

LISTEN TO YOU FRESH POT!(SMILE) ARE ALL OF MY COURSES GONNA BE FREE?LOL

I’LL BE BACK ON LATER..GOING TO THE CRIB..NITE FOR NOW EVERYONE!!

@ ROZZA

THAT’S IT! YOU BLUFF & YA BLOW IT!!!

THAT’S WHY I DON’T FOLD MY CARDS AND JUST ACCEPT WHAT THE OTHER PERSON HAS… I PLAY MY HAND OUT TO THE END BECAUSE I NEED TO SEE YOUR CARDS!!!!!!!

SXYQ

ALRIGHT LADY…

I’M OUT TOO… GOTTA GO DO SOME STUFF OFF-LINE…

PEACE

@2CUTE.. first, i’m sorry to hear about your mothers passing… but, as much as i hate dragging my ass to work, i don’t think i can stay at home.. that shyt would drive me nuts, it’s not for everybody.. but good for you that you can do that. right now, i’m in school, in the reserves and working FULL time… so, yeah i’m trying to make that scrilla..

TheSeen

I’m spanish .. a lot of ppl mistake me for Italian or Puerto Rican.. which i don’t get offened by that at all, to me it’s a compliment!

good question nue2this, i have no partner but if i did i wouldnt be on here with my problems all day. some of this junk i know she would be mad, but i just some beauty not all.

@nue2this

i was wondering the same thing alot of women on here say they are married with kids can u believe that they look alo younger some of them just act young. with some dudes you can tell whos married and whose not.

white tonya, u r so right some on here all day long talking when the hell do they be working, i just sit back n give a compliment to certain 1′s not all n classless is right funny how they know who is being called.

flawda, u can tell who got a life n who dont good 4 u with u r townhouse. helluva young lady.

Eve could still get the business. Wonder if she is still a pitbull in a skirt?

Sorry those micros aint the biznezz! Like her and all, but for how long Eves been trying to grow her hair out – forever. She needs to quit hitting the blond bottle and she’ll get her hair growth in full effect! Whos the dude with the belly, her stylist?

To All the Lonely Ladies,

I need a single female that has at least $___ to spent a week on entertainment, very little outstanding debt, NO KIDS, love to travel, well shaped, nice looking, has a job or business, has her own crib, all real hair, not over 5’11″ tall,earn at least $50K in the south-at least $150K in the north, and love making love at least 2 times a day.

Am I asking for too much?

white tonya, cosign 100000000000%.

when u have no one there is no one 2 get mad.

real hair now thats askin a lot.

900 posts? shyit i cant read all of em. hope eve be gettin her swirl on now! whoever that dude is!

That’s no mystery man! His name is Shane. I used to hang out with him in Los Angeles. Party promoter, restaurantuer, good guy. Always a good guy. I think he was on Survivor and almost won.

white tonya…. u dont have 2 call names all u got 2 do is say tranny and ugly and they coming runnin out like u called them personally, calling u a woman n dont know who the fuc^ u are n shouldt want t know.

im like trannyho think its more than 1 that hates u r tail.

STEP OUT OF THE BOX BLACK WOMEN AINT NOTHING WRONG WITH DATING OTHER RACES!!!

whats wrong with micros i get them done at least once a year and plan on gettin it done soon for 2008, maybe its because i’m from indiana but theres nothing wrong with MICROS ASSHOLE!! lol

whats wrong with micros i get them done at least once a year and plan on gettin it done soon for 2008, maybe its because i’m from indiana but theres nothing wrong with MICROS ASSHOLE!! lol

Wow, Eve’s micro braids and her man are contoversial topics of discussion, lol.