New Nike Ad Pays Tribute To Big A**es Cuz They’re Round “Like The Letter C”

- By Bossip Staff

"My Butt Is Big" Nike Ad

The a** obsession has taken over the Universe. Nike has released a new ad campaign for their butt enhancing line of women’s sneakers, but will their ode to ample cakes have women moving backwards?

WTH?! A space heater? The letter “C”? These are just a few of the adjectives used by the Nike “My Butt Is Big” Nike ad campaign to describe voluptuous cakes. After reading this sh*t we don’t know why anyone would bother walking their big a**es off. Maybe they should preserve their cakes and use them for evil to make skinny women feel like they should be herded to hell by a Border Collie or pay more for the same cheap sh*t. That’s it! Henceforth, big butts will be used to banish all flattycakes from the nation for being unable to make men hail to the “embassador”!

Try again Nike. Women have rap videos to make them feel sh*tty about themselves.

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  • Aunt Viv

    Shoo, Nike could have cast me for this ad…

  • Aunt Viv

    I think it’s fine-some of the descriptions are a bit out there, but I got the concept immediately, as gimmicky as it is. I refuse to pay a premium for these sneakers though.

  • WTF

    Gotta love Nike…. and for the record, I would “Just Do It.” I’d do that all night long

  • Just Sayin

    Another Hoto Shoot!

  • Glok.... Good Golly Miss Molly!

    @JUST SAYIN ,..YES THATZ A HOTO SHOOT!..LMAO!

  • Smel

    This ad has been out for YEEEEARS, same poem and everything, and it used to be a close-up of a cheek curve

    I know because I ripped it out of a magazine in like…2004? To save. They must have revamped it and put it out again, because of the big booty craze

  • BAPE747

    Whooty whoo. Not a Kardashian? They cummin out in droves. Gots to be mo ca’ful

  • nike godess

    Nike had some ads similar to this ot a few years ago. Talking about knees, thunder thighs, shoulders and arms, the big butt was one of them too and I believe it used the exact same wording. I like the concept of these ads. Its embracing the athletic build!

  • juliemango

    I want those 2 help me tone up some more\get a champion bubbler!!!

  • wifey06

    they tan and
    they stuff to
    be like us!!!!!!!

    smh

  • riding so high i can slap down a pigeon

    please sit on my face when your done with those lunges

  • Baby

    This is actually an old ad campaign that they brought back. I was shown this while on active duty back in 01.

  • BayAreaChick

    @wifey06
    Oh please, you can’t be that much of a hater. There are women of all shades and ethnic background that have booties like “us”. Black women do not own the bit booty, get off your high horse.

  • WHADUP

    Who is she?

  • notunderstandingthis

    ARE YOU SERIOUS… THIS CHICK DOES NOT HAVE A BIG BUT.. SHE IS HIPPY… BUFFIE THE BODY HAS A BIG BUTT.. KEETOY HAS A BIG BUTT… THIS IS A JOKE.. NOT EVEN AFRICAN WOMEN ARE SHAPED QUITE LIKE AN AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMAN.. OUR CURVES ARE MORE DEFINED IN THE BUTTOCKS AND HIP AREA LIKE NO OTHER FEMALE ( NO HATE OR HOMO) I AM JUST BEING HONEST IF YOU LOOK AT MOST WOMEN OF OTHER COUNTRIES THEY ARENT QUIET SHAPED LIKE US(THOSE OF US IN SHAPE WITH OUR CURVES) NIKE NEED TO GO SIT DOWN THIS IS LAME SHE IS NOT SHAPED LIKE A C IN THE BUTTOCKS AREA (PLEASE) BUT THEY ARE NOT GOING TO USE A THICK CHICK OF AFRICAN AMERICAN BACKGROUND JUST CAN’T HANDLE IT…..

  • that damn sh#$ disturber

    nice but definitely not big!

  • Reality

    @ notunderstandingthis I thought AA women are African no other continent on the planet produced sisters, unless God dropped AA women of a thousand years back. There are 850 million Africans on the continent, with diversity to boot. Some kingdoms of Africahood and their booty have not even made it state side yet. What am saying is I love all Nubian booty, whether it be AA, African continental, African European, the Islands or Latin black booty, not forgetting Brazilian Capoera cakes too🙂 all Nubian queen booty is heavenly booty yours too🙂

  • toya

    It probably wouldnt have been that bad if it the person actually had a BIG BUTT and whoever wrote this so-called poem actually took the time to actually write about haviing a big butt.

  • joe

    The girl in the ad doesn’t have a c-ya aS#. She’s fine. But, not like some of the wnba sistas with real c-ya arses. It never amazes me how much influence black people have on america’s popular culture. because sistas have always had the best arses. But, now I see white girls, latin girls and even asians with booty. And, the mainstream want to get involved.

  • http://GOogle Red

    @ not understandingthis, cosign!

  • http://bossip Tiki Barber

    This chick azz looks like a F for Flat ? Where`s the azz ? See for white people this is big but for mandingo type nigg*as like me this sh*it is an appettizer a morsel I would finish that azz off in record time and be looking for two cheeks the size of the moon right after .

  • Grammar School

    GTFOH

  • STFU

    i might just ‘scorn it’ so i can kiss it. Nike is telling me to just do it

  • Chee-Chee

    when it comes to having the physical attributes of a black woman, they want everything but the burden of BEING a black woman

  • Hey Hey

    This ad MUST be fake!

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