I-Phone Wants To Make Pocket-Sized Porn For The Perv On The Go

Posted on July 29th, 2010 - By Bossip Staff

Y’all knew this was going to happen. The creators of the I-Phone have decided to tap into the billion dollar porn industry by making perversion pocket-sized.

Apple Inc, just launched their new Face Time feature enabling users to talk to each other, face to face via phone. Now, with more than 3 million I-Phones sold, the porn industry wants to cash in on this new creation with video sex chat. In fact, in more than 5 cities, job postings are popping up on Craigslist asking for “models” to do the dirty deed. They are even offered a free I-Phone to get started.

Proponents of pocket porn claim, it couldn’t get more private than this.

“A phone is such an intimate thing, you usually don’t lend it out or have someone else use it,” said Quentin Boyer, a spokesman for Pink Visual, an adult production company.

Boyer said his company began planning for iPhone 4 video services almost as soon as the device hit stores. They should be ready in a matter of weeks. Boyer said the company will offer FaceTime sessions with some of the same women who appear in its videos.

“It has a very personal feel — your mobile phone to hers,” he said.

For the adult-entertainment industry, FaceTime could be more than just another medium. It could actually change the business. For independent sex-chat workers, for instance, it could mean handing over less of their earnings to computer-based services.

But FaceTime presents its own challenges. It requires that both parties in a chat have each other’s phone numbers, which could expose video-chat workers to unwanted calls from their clients.

Another obstacle: The iPhone 4 camera was designed specifically for face-to-face chatting.

“You can have the phone on your face, or other body parts, but not both at the same time,” said Teagan Presley, who acts in adult films and performs in video chats. “Most customers want the full package, and it’s going to be difficult holding a phone.”

This gives new meaning to the term, “hands-free.” Yeaaah shawty! Do it with no hands! Do it with no hands! Is that an I-Phone in ya pocket, or you just happy to see us. Hand sanitizer, anyone?

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COMMENTS ABOUT THIS ARTICLE:

Niasia 7/29/10, 03:54:PM

hmph you can already watch mobile porn on the Iphone.

M3@9@N 7/29/10, 04:26:PM

Well i must say i thought we were done with phone sex, but i guess new horizons. Play wit dat puszy girl…(huh) I SAID PLAY WIT YO PUSZY HOE! PUT MO DEN TWO FINGERS IN DEH,, NA PUT DA PHONE DOWN DEH SO I CAN SEE IT.

1991 UK Gem of Africa 7/29/10, 04:35:PM

ewww soo perverts can be open about in public… imagine on the underground…. not good

God's Child 7/29/10, 07:32:PM

They can go to HELL that’s what they need to do!

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I Am Legend (Im Allergic To Darkies) 7/29/10, 08:00:PM

you can watch porn on most phones

Gabulous 7/30/10, 09:26:AM

They already have porn apps.