All you Ochocincozes, Superheadzes, Kat Stackses and nut-guzzlin’ no names, I-Phone has created an application to help you schedule your jump offs. No more inconvenient run-ins and smashed windows. Now you can schedule, rate and graph all of the people you sleep with the simple click of a button.
The basic idea of DateMate is that it allows you to enter details about your partners—birthdays, contact information, silly things that you should recall—and track your encounters with them. The app offers a calendar so that you can keep track of whose bed you were in on which night and a way to rank the dates and create notes about them. Once you’ve got a bunch of dates under your belt, you can even generate graphs of your activities and compare frequency, quality, and progress.
Look on the bright side, now even the busiest bird can pinpoint her potential baby father AND his ability to visit or care for his bastard child. Even better, deadbeat dads can figure out if they were really there to do the dirty deed. Let the hoes rejoice.