New I-Phone App Helps Busy Hoes Schedule, Rate & Track Jump Offs

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Freaks, Hoes, News

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All you Ochocincozes, Superheadzes, Kat Stackses and nut-guzzlin’ no names, I-Phone has created an application to help you schedule your jump offs. No more inconvenient run-ins and smashed windows. Now you can schedule, rate and graph all of the people you sleep with the simple click of a button.

The basic idea of DateMate is that it allows you to enter details about your partners—birthdays, contact information, silly things that you should recall—and track your encounters with them. The app offers a calendar so that you can keep track of whose bed you were in on which night and a way to rank the dates and create notes about them. Once you’ve got a bunch of dates under your belt, you can even generate graphs of your activities and compare frequency, quality, and progress.

Look on the bright side, now even the busiest bird can pinpoint her potential baby father AND his ability to visit or care for his bastard child. Even better, deadbeat dads can figure out if they were really there to do the dirty deed. Let the hoes rejoice.


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  • OH NO!!! 0:)


  • Le'Pepe

    It’s the end of the world as we know it………….

  • R.Neely

    LOL what’s next an app from Pimps?

  • http://urnotpdiddyloser 5'10" AKILLAH RICHARDS


  • http://urnotpdiddyloser 5'10" AKILLAH RICHARDS


  • SpareMeTheBullshyt

    WOW, this is a sad day when you have a app for this foolishness…smdh…so is there a app to remind you to get tested?? Hey do what you want, but at least be safe about it…uugghh this is just sad when people have reduced themselves to being nothing but someone on a list of things to do…smh i’m so happy i’m married and not have to deal with this mess…lol…foolishness at its best lol

  • http://urnotpdiddyloser 5'10" AKILLAH RICHARDS

    not meaning to be the bearer of bad nose nor implying that this statement applies to your union, but some married people are the WORST who remongers

  • http://urnotpdiddyloser 5'10" AKILLAH RICHARDS

    bad news

  • Subterfuge

    The more we advance, the more we regress. Do people not need intimacy and emotion today?

  • ThickLikeCornbread

    No more need for Maury! Ppl when be able to figure out Who Dey Baby Daddy Is…

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