Pure Comedy: Frustrated JetBlue Flight Attendant Cusses Out Passenger On Loud Speaker, “F*ck You, And F*ck This Job!”

Posted on August 10th, 2010 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Gay, News, Pure Comedy, Random Ridiculousness, SMH

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Flight Attendant, Fashionista and Former alcoholic, Steven Slater, had just about enough of his job, people and their bullsh*t:

A JetBlue flight attendant lost his cool after his plane landed at JFK yesterday, hurled obscenities at passengers over the airliner’s PA system — then deployed the inflatable emergency chute, slid down and fled, authorities said. Attendant-turned-wing-nut Steven Slater’s meltdown was preceded by an argument with a passenger who had told the 39-year-old airline employee from Queens “to f – - k off” after Slater asked him not to remove his baggage from the overhead compartment until the plane had fully stopped, sources said. The passenger wound up opening his overhead compartment anyway — striking the seething Slater on the head with the door as it dropped down.

After the plane, which arrived from Pittsburgh, pulled up to Gate 3 at the JetBlue terminal and the Jetway was put in place, passengers began moving to the door. Suddenly, Slater commandeered the public-address system and launched into a tirade, officials said. “To the f – - king asshole that told me to f – - k off, it’s been a good 28 years!” Slater bellowed incoherently, according to law-enforcement sources. But that wasn’t the end of it. In a move fitting for an action flick, Slater then grabbed his two bags — and a can of beer from the galley — and popped the lever for the airliner’s inflatable chute before sliding to the tarmac outside the terminal door.

The plane’s first officer, Scott Bienz — who had heard Slater’s rant from a restroom — told investigators that he tried to block the enraged flight attendant from getting to the emergency chute, but was unable to hold him back. Once on the tarmac, Slater boarded the AirTrain to pick up his silver Jeep Wrangler and raced home to Belle Harbor, where he hopped into bed with his boyfriend, a source said. Cops nabbed him at home. He was charged with criminal mischief and reckless endangerment.

Passenger Phil Catelinet said the flight was unremarkable — until Slater went bonkers. On his Facebook page, Slater lists “fashion, interior decorating, spirituality and recovery among [his] interests.” The only book he references is “Alcoholics Anonymous, Twelve and Twelve.” His LinkedIn profile indicates that he started with Business Express Airlines in 1994 before moving on to TWA and Delta. He left aviation for a “daily grind 9-5 ‘real job’ ” in the Burberry shop at Bloomingdale’s before joining JetBlue in January 2008, according to his My Space page. “I am enjoying being back in the skies,” he wrote. “Beating alcoholism and substance abuse one day at a time.”

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  • tb (I Hate Bossip’s New Layout)

    These crackers are crazy as hell.

  • riding so high i can slap down a pigeon

    guess he fell off the wagon and got him some brown gravy all at the same time!! lmfao!! but what a way to quit your job

  • It’s Me

    His punk azz. Then had the nerve to go cuddle up with his boo. They should shoot this punk azz fagget.

  • No u can’t be boyfriend #2!

    Gay men are especially funny to me!

  • if anything be noble

    Can we get one of those chutes?

  • MrsMom

    I applaud him, I deal with sh*tty, complaining customers all day and you do just wanna say, f*ck you and this job!!! LOL!!! Unless you have ever worked in ANY type of service industry, doesn’t have to be minimum wage, you don’t know the half. And if you are one of these sh*tty complaining customers, try being nice for a change, or at leat civil! He was telling this guy to sit down and instead, he grabbing stuff all off the bag hole up ahead, when it wasn’t time for anyone to be standing on the plane, let alone doing what he was. Again, I applaud him!

  • if anything be noble

    I can’t even imagine dealing with this day in and day out. No car, house or coat is worth having to go to work and dealing with this everyday. The passenger defied him when he told him to sit down (for his own safety) and in return he gets sworn at and hit in the head with the door? Maaaaaan. This is just ridiculous. We all need a … what do whitefolks call it when we’ve been bad? A time-out. We all need a time-out.

  • http://www.swirlsociety.com www.swirlsociety.com

    now thats one thing we would all think about doing if we had that job but never do, lmao hope he had another job lined up.

  • HF

    I gotta applaud this flight attendant. He had the stones 2 do what so many workers out there WISHED they could do. THAT’S how u quit your job! At least he didn’t vent his frustrations by opening fire on the passengers.

    Yeah, the phenomenon of people jumping out of their seats and removing their carry-on b4 the plane stops is anoying as hell. As if there’s a prize 4 the first 10 people who get off the plane. SMH.

  • 2Sweet

    Sounds fabulous.

  • lani3000

    This man is a hero to some of us

  • Sanriobaby =^.^=

    There’s something to be said about making a dramatic exit, but what he did was illegal. Pulling
    an emergency exit w/o cause is a crime, but alot of people think he’s some hero. He was mad as hell and wasn’t gonna take it anymore!!! Anyone who works for the service of others knows how difficult some customers can be. This guy clearly had enough of the abuse and disrespect and just snapped. At least he didn’t physically attack or shoot anyone. Clearly, he was acting in the moment and didn’t consider the consequences of his actions. He may have ruined any chance of future employment b/c no one wants to hire anyone who seems mentally unstable. At least he won’t go unnoticed- his “exit” will go down in history as one of the funniest ways to quit your job!

  • AtlmestuckinDC

    Love this guy! I wonder if he’d accept my Linkedin request?

  • BAPE747

    Funny as the Antoine fool talkin bout “There is a rapist up in here rapin’ errbawday!!”

  • THE SMOKIN’ SECTION

    I’d have paid good money to see this shyt, lol

  • Dont Think I Won’t Hitch Yah–Cause I’m Famous, I believe in KARMA

    I wish it had AUDIO. lol LOL

  • Mr.uPPeR CuTTs

    lol ahahah

    that is 1 crazy Flammer. From his pic I can just imagine the way he sounded on the loud speaker.lol

  • chaka1

    I know this was serious incident…but honestly, when you work in customer service, some people will make you want to act a fool for real.

  • Million $$ Girl

    I’m still laughing at this fool, He can just kiss his unemployment GOODBYE. P.S. this is Y i love gay men, cause they are super dramatic, you know he clowned in that airport.

  • anjelbear

    Man do i wish i could’ve been on that flight..”It’s been a 28 years”..!!LMFAO..LOVE gay men as well, they keep me rollin!!

  • CattyBitch

    He is officially my new hero. Anybody that’s ever worked in customer service can relate to this.

  • ANNOYED

    I DON’T BLAME THE GUY,

    DEALING WITH THE PUBLIC WILL MAKE YOU SNAP!

    PEOPLE JUST DON’T GIVE A FUK ANYMORE!

  • http://!! Bluekid

    Well! I’m glad you guys thought this was funny and cute.

    I have a fear of flying and I could give a good fu@k if this guy was gay, I would have been mad as hell and I would be demanding my money back, when I do fly last think I want is some flaming queen going off, because he can’t have his way.

    @ Lady_Star, you are the smart one!

    Silly flaming queen! I love since-able people this queen was silly. Nothing cute are funny with what he did.

  • http://!! Bluekid

    @ chaka1 8/10/10, 11:24:AM

    I know this was serious incident…but honestly, when you work in customer service, some people will make you want to act a fool for real.
    ________________________________________________
    No body makes anybody act a fool unless they are a fool.

    It’s always your choice the way you act are handle a situation and just because he gay don’t make it cute.

    I work in customer service and know I can’t relate to this, it’s not professional and if you can’t handle it than you do not need to work with the public.

    I hope they put that queen bish in jail and fined his azz.

  • Butterscotch™

    He should have just ignored the pa.s.s.enger and quietly started looking for another job…but it’s still funny! I can’t help it!

  • PRETTYGIRLAKA1908

    Where is J. Holiday??? Does anybody know? I’m listening to Back of my Lac’.. Where are you J?!?!?!?!!?

  • http://bossip GAT TURNER BUUUUDDDAATTT!!!!

    yiu know this is a wwhitemans world when he kan do shyt like this and not worry about his circumstances!

  • if anything be noble

    … and you also know a black or brown man didn’t hit him. Where is he?

  • if anything be noble

    …because let dude who hit him in the head have been named Mousai Muhammed or D’shante Brown and Mr. Flight Attendant would have had all the Level Orange sharp-shooting back up he needed.

  • Romello Skuggs

    This is what most people hate about Gay men. SMH

  • I’m Just Me…Keeping It Real Since: 1983

    Would like to have been a fly on the wall.

  • http://www.donteverdothatagain.com Don’t Ever Do That Again

    He quit in style. #donteverdothatagain

  • whatisthat

    these gay blades…these people are a mess…

  • Tm30

    Well it could have been worse, he could have beat down the passenger then made his dramatic exit. He already has what 2-3 charges, what’s one more.

  • Belinda

    I think its interesting that some people think that the flight attendant should go to jail but no one has said anything about the idiot taking out his luggage damn near giving the attendant a head injury going to jail. I think he was creating a dangerous environment by not adhering to the safety instructions and should also be charged.

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    LMAO @ AAAAAHHHHH–

    Why did you just give me a visual.

    Again!!

    LMAO!!!

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    “pulling their mini-suitcases on wheels, strutting through the airports like they’re working the runway”
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  • AHHHHHHHHHHHSHADDAAAP!!!!

    True, I was actually reverting back to the last time I was at O’Hare and I saw this Black male flight attendant walking down the corridor tugging on his mobile, carry-on. Nose in the air and ATTITUDE. You would have thought he was auditioning for Tyra Banks. Miss Thang was working the SH*T outta that polyester.

  • Really?

    Hahahaha!!! Love that dramatic exit!! That’s the way to do it!

  • riri bigggest fan

    i dont give him wrong in cussing the hell out of that passenger…cause 1 he could of hurt another passenger being so assine…2 he almost knock the hell out the attendant…shoot ida swing on the passenger a**…

  • borderlineamazing

    HAHA! He is my hero. Some people are so damn rude and disrespectful to flight attendants like they make the rules. I don’t blame the guy some people are a-holes! What a way to leave your job! LOL.

  • I’m Just Me…Keeping It Real Since: 1983

    Hey Big Sis!! Dead@ working that polyester! i had a guy I used to work w/@ an offoce like this. Ironically, he now works for Jet Blue!! LOL. U couldn’t tell Miss Thang anything. But he was always so chipper and peppy. I think he got into the right field.

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  • IAGREE

    this is exactly what I want to do at work all day. people pray for me.

  • Jack Splat

    @ GAT TURNER BUUUDDDAATTT!!!!

    I’m completely with you on this one. It is a white man’s world when he can do this, not worry bout a thang, AND PEOPLE CALL HIM A HERO. Imagine if Shaniqua or Tyrone had done this. They couldn’t get any support from people for what they go through on a daily basis dealing with rude customers. The story would simply be about NINJAS and why you can’t get good customer service these days. SMDH.

  • R_U_Trying_To_Prove_Her_Right?

    the 21st century version of “take this job and shove it”:

    forget those crappy celebs, THIS dude just became an instant icon.

  • lala

    I feel his pain, I’ve had to go off on a few people too during my Office Depot days. This is why I work with little children, at least they have an excuse for acting up. SMH, hope he can work things out with his job, and not lose it completely.

  • auntdoggandauntfail

    too funny!!

  • http://google Dee Dee01

    He reminds me of this guy i work with—1day he paged himself over the intercom–and forgot to disguise his voice. Stupid

  • gossip_guru

    this dude looks wierd..his smile is very scarey to me..LMFAO!

  • coldt7

    Since alot of you up here can see things this white boys way.Maybe now you can see how the brother who smoked those white folks felt.Putting up with all that day, to day, racism.

  • Candymanfb

    @Cold7

    You have a good point! One is a tradegy and the other funny, but it is all the same.

  • bornwithaSILVER spoon

    Tacky.

  • jeff

    if he was black they would have put 21 bullets in this chi chi bwoy

  • prissa

    What he shulda done was claim injury from the man hitting him in the head with the overhead compartment door. He culda been off with his lover AND PAID. NOw he’s facing charges.

    Bad move son, but I feel him tho. LOL

    @ Jeff – aint dat the truth….

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    It looks funny!!!

  • Miz Bella.

    I love how tha same folk pullin tha race card be tha same ones that aint got any home trainin and dnt kno how 2 act. Imagine dat. Smh.

  • Cocobaby

    All these ppl calling this man funny would be calling this pereson all kinds of ghetto this and that if this man was black. So if your looking at this situation like if he were blk they would have reacted different this is true. But I also see a difference in the comments had this person been blk so you c.o.o.n.s. are just as bad if not more racist than anyone else.

  • Kel

    This guy is AWESOME!!!

  • 507_diva

    Yo, it takes a lot to let go of the job you have had for 20 years on some wildin out shyt like that. I know that from working in the hotel industry I have had some people make me feell ike going over the edge to get in their azz. But I fear deportation to much to ever go in on someone like that.

  • LadyJNewYork

    Talk about having a “bad day”, LOL..

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