Friday, September 12th, 2008

Jesus Take the Wheel

Posted by Bossip Staff

A priest was caught serving yay from church:

A Catholic priest on the University of Illinois campus has been charged with selling cocaine from his church office and rectory. The Reverend Christopher Layden pleaded not guilty Thursday to two counts of delivery of less than 1 gram of cocaine within 1,000 feet of a church and one count of possession with intent to deliver 1 to 15 grams of cocaine near a church. The 33-year-old was arrested Wednesday at St. John’s Catholic Newman Center after investigators found 3 grams of cocaine and drug paraphernalia while searching his home and office. His bond was set at $50,000. The arrest followed a two-week police investigation of local drug sales.

White folks, I tell ya. They should lock his False Prophet ass up forever. Even though he will get more time for selling out of the church, they should throw on some extra time “just because” he was using the lords name to move the work. SMH.

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Comments(81) on “Jesus Take the Wheel”

  1. BLAQ.DYMOND

    FIRSTT!

  2. St. Louis!

    1st

  3. Willona

    WTF??

  4. St. Louis!

    Damn Blaq!

  5. BLAQ.DYMOND

    hmm..st.louis not so much!! lol

    Sike But This Story Is Ridiculous!!!

    I’m Glad They Got This Man Behind Bars

  6. Somer

    From molesting to selling dope……SMDH!


  7. We really are in a Recession lmao!!!!!!


  8. Its hard out here for a priest!!!!

  9. cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* time to break out my freakum dress cause' mohegan sun here I come!!! Bossip fam blow on these dice for me

    no disrespect to those who are devoted catholics..but yall got some issues like the rest of us and I can’t say I am surprised about this..catholic church stay open there is always some illegal activity going on in there and even though this was at a university..same difference

  10. Oshie

    Daddy, is that you?

  11. Aunt Viv

    He’s gonna be struck by lightning…

  12. Lady elle

    my goodness
    :(

  13. SpearChucker

    all they ever gave me was was those nasty crackers and a cold sore from the wine gl*****

  14. Miss_NC

    Wow….that’s all just wow

  15. Meeko From Detroit (Kanyeeze Really Smashed on them Hoez

    All i got to say was let this had been a black preacher who was pimping hoes from the poolpit and pushing numbers on the people in the lords name and we would have been in holy hell…..how about that,

    SMH on this kiss*****, *****loving, snort up the nose and down three or four alterboys down the throat ***** preacher.

  16. Seek the light beyond the shadows

    This story is comedy. Maybe the white Jesus made him do it.

  17. joey bishop

    no doubt,he goin to hell in a limo

  18. Afro - Latina

    I think all religions should be extinguished, since they no longer serve a purpose in this modern world.

  19. shaniqua

    um…. there are black preachers that have done the same thing…. always hatin on white people…. that keeps the racism thing going… i have no problem hating on the catholic thing but leave race out of it… bigots…

  20. So easy a caveman can do it

    We are in the last days people….SMH

  21. Seek the light beyond the shadows

    The Devil’s most powerful INFLUNTAIL weapon against humans is FALSE RELIGION. Catholic religion is a prime example of THAT. They have destroyed so many lives all in the name of the father and the holy ghost.

    SEEK THE TRUTH.

  22. tboogie25

    Not suprised. we are living in the last days. 2Tim 1:5 having a form of Godly devotion but proving false to its power.

    This guy is awful!!!

  23. Vee-TGIF!

    Hey y’all!! This man’s going to Hell on the EXPRESS.

  24. Hot Sauce

    now i no you *****s aint gonna front on here considerin yall be confessin havin sex at chuch and *****. Hot Sauce be rememberin a few days ago some of yall recountin yo sexcapades at chuches, so dont be castin rocks at this scarface wannabe *****.

  25. Afro - Latina

    There is no one religion that is better than another. Most of them are false religions created by man to control and manipulate the m*****es into submission.

  26. Aunt Viv

    Hi Vee! Come join us in the Bey post…

  27. Vee-TGIF!

    @ Hot Sauce-lol.

    True, we’ve all sinned but there’s sin and then there’s blasphemy: and claiming to be a ‘person of God’ while doing heinous things is a special kind-of-wrong. Still, none of us are the judge and jury and ‘faith’ should be rooted in God not the man/woman in the pulpit.

  28. Vee-TGIF!

    @ Aunt Viv-Hey. TGIF !! Okay—I’ll jump on th B thread. Its not like I’m ‘working’ or anything. LOL

  29. BeReal

    Man, he need to be repenting day and night!

  30. FURIOUZ STYLEZ

    STF WHAT

    IF HE WAS BLACK,LIGHT SKINNED,VIN HIS LATE 30s TO 40s, ROCKED A WACK PROCESS HAIRCUT LIKE EL-DEBARGE, WORE YELLOW AND GREEN IN HIS COLOR COORDIANTED SUITS, OWNED A BLACK JAG ON DUBS, HAD A WIFE AND A MISTRESS (AND BOTH KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER), AND HAD A FREAKY-***** NYMPHO DAUGHTER THIS YAY SLINGIN’ ***** WOULD ALL WOULD BE A JOKE…RITE?

  31. ~*MahoganyGyrl (sorry Im from Brooklyn)*~

    ~*My what has the world come to??*~

  32. Redd Tony aka Earth Sign..It just the life..I solemnly swear, change my approach, stop shaving *****e, stay away from ho's, put down the toast cuz I be doing the most..Oh no!..But everytime I felt that was that, It call my right back..Oh no!

    I am not suprised anymore these days

  33. always knew

    hahahahahahaha- It looks like the usual suspect, where’s he hiding the little boys? It must really be a recession, when you’re priest is trying to sell drugs………

  34. JAD

    This is deep. People are really crazy these days and not thing surprises me which is sad.

  35. num1dominicano

    damn….that’s wild…

  36. bria

    These are all of those false prophets that you have been hearing about for the last 3,000 years or so. There is more to come.

  37. ghost

    Bottles goin off in the church, we broke the wine

    slapped the pastor, didn’t know Pop had asthma

    He pulled out his blue bible, change fell out his coat

    Three condoms, two dice, one bag of dope

    Oooh! Rev. ain’t right, his church ain’t right

    Deacon is a pimp, tell by his eyes

    Mrs. Parks said, “Brother Starks, meet you at the numbers spot

    Heard you got red tops out, and I want a lot”

    Shirley fainted dead on the spot

    Two ushers slipped eighty dollars right out the pot

    Oh *****!


  38. wow I wonder how many hail marys he is going to have to do?


  39. This fool is 33 damn look like somebody pushed his wig back hairline in the midwest somewhere haha

  40. Wenzel Dashington

    Jesus had wine in church. This guy was just getting it crunk to the next level…

  41. haterade

    “white folks” What exactly does this have to do with white folks? Image the outrage if a black person was found guilty of microwaving their baby to death and someone said “black folks, I tell ya”

    Thank God we don’t live a place where things are Fair.

  42. blow me

    @haterade

    “white folks” What exactly does this have to do with white folks? Image the outrage if a black person was found guilty of microwaving their baby to death and someone said “black folks, I tell ya”

    Thank God we don’t live a place where things are Fair.

    ——————–

    good point!


  43. Nothing surprises me anymore. You got a point, Haterade. But still you have to admit girl, how many black mama’s do you see frying their damn kids up in the microwave? Then lets go to the crooked ***** priest who are always in the news about touching a little boy or a little girl. Yeah i know we have Mike, and he is about as twisted as they come. But like Jay Z said ” People lie, numbers dont.” What was he thinking? You dont play with The Man Upstairs like that. I’m scared to even think about bad stuff in church. This dude is in there selling “becky” to folks. You never know these days. People sending thier kids to private amd catholic schools thinking they got it made. Hell, seems to me their more crooked than the public ones ( Big ups Central High!!)


  44. He looks high in the mug shots. Look at his pupils!!LMAO This guy is going to be the laughing stock in jail. Well lucky for him, he isnt going to the slammer for touching on little boys. Then he himself would have to worry about being touched!! This time he might just get off with being the brunt of many jokes to come.

  45. warning:very opinionated

    TOO MIZCATWALK…..u need to read more in the news…not too long ago there had to be ATLEAST 3-to-4 CASES OF BLK WOMEN AND MEN WHOM HAS PUT THERE BABY IN THE MICROWAVE. Thanks! Color is not an issue if you are a human being you have the capability of doin somethin utterly EVIL.

    Anyways, im not surprise…LORD HAVE MERCY…I am not a religious person(I truly do not believe in religions or going to church)

    BUT…I DO BELIEVE AND HAVE A VERY PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD AND JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF.

    I dont believe in those FALSE PICTURES THAT AMERICA TRY AND PUT OUT BASED ON WHAT THEY BELIEVE JESUS LOOKED LIKE…AND I DONT BELIEVE U HAVE TO GO TO A BUILDIN LABLED A CHURCH TO GIVE WORSHIP….

    YOU KEEP A RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD AND AS YOUR NUMBER ONE TEACHER…and your fine.

    Going to a building to hear one mans opinion on how to walk like Christ isnt my forte and heres one of my logics on why I do not attend church.

    NOT ALL CHURCHES ARE BAD BUT MOST ARENT GOOD EITHER.

    your church is whereever you choose to have worship with people whom also believe in God….you can give praise and worship wherever you please just as long as you number one BELIEVE.

  46. warning:very opinionated

    GOD IS GIVIN ALL HIS PEOPLE SIGNS THAT NO MAN NO MATTER WHOM HE MAYBE IN THIS WORLD SHOULD BE TRUSTED. PPL are truly decieving and so are enemies and those whom are out to raise hate and destrcution… The only man I can see myself trusting is the one I decide to become one with (in American term) married.

  47. CAT EYES

    No surprise to me-we have many so called men of GOD in our prison for far worse than this!!!!!

  48. Dark&Lovely

    WOW is all i can say……

  49. ARTOFWAR

    I will make this short and to the point. All religions of the world, are cult based.

    And for you Christians that believe that there is a man in the sky, that knows every thought, and every sin. And knows of every grain of sand on every beach, and every molecule in the universe. Well if you can believe that, than you can believe anything. Organized religion is nothing but the ultimate mind wash. It is used to control, and manipulate the minds of the weak.

    And one day, organized religion will be the cause of the end, of mankind…. ARTOFWAR.

  50. me

    There goes bossip again, starting *****.. what does this have to do with the mans skin color.. huh???

    when rev wright just got popped for poking some woman at church, noone said “Black folks, i tell ya”.. nope, you didn’t say that.. but because this is some white dumb*****, you lump all white people together.. talk about hypocrisy…

    what’s funny though, is noone here but a few smart posters actually commented on this fact, but oh boy, let tmz say “black folks, i tell ya” and ***** would hit the fan.. so to all those who did not denounce the “white folks” comment by bossip, you too are just as much of a hypocrite.. but im sure you already know that, but prefer to just call it a “double standard”..

    ya right.. hypocrites.. ALL OF YOU

  51. Did You See That ?

    @ ARTOFWAR

    I will make this short and to the point. All religions of the world, are cult based.

    And for you Christians that believe that there is a man in the sky, that knows every thought, and every sin. And knows of every grain of sand on every beach, and every molecule in the universe. Well if you can believe that, than you can believe anything. Organized religion is nothing but the ultimate mind wash. It is used to control, and manipulate the minds of the weak.

    And one day, organized religion will be the cause of the end, of mankind…. ARTOFWAR.

    ———————————————–

    If you look at what’s going on today in the name of religion that’s certainly not to hard to believe.

  52. ARTOFWAR

    @me……. When did color come into question? I must have not read all the comments.

    My comment is completely devoid of race issues, if you read it. My comment merely call into question, the whole of religion, and it’s worth.

    The issue whether one race is more degenerate then the other, is an issue for fools.

    There exists foulness in every race. And only idiots would argue this undeniable fact.

    No, not all of us are as you put it, hypocrites.

    At least not the ones that truly know…. ARTOFWAR.

  53. Did You See That ?

    me

    (Check me out!)

    There goes bossip again, starting *****.. what does this have to do with the mans skin color.. huh???

    when rev wright just got popped for poking some woman at church, noone said “Black folks, i tell ya”.. nope, you didn’t say that.. but because this is some white dumb*****, you lump all white people together.. talk about hypocrisy…

    what’s funny though, is noone here but a few smart posters actually commented on this fact, but oh boy, let tmz say “black folks, i tell ya” and ***** would hit the fan.. so to all those who did not denounce the “white folks” comment by bossip, you too are just as much of a hypocrite.. but im sure you already know that, but prefer to just call it a “double standard”..

    ya right.. hypocrites.. ALL OF YOU

    ——————————————-

    THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  54. Did You See That ?

    @ ARTOFWAR

    I don’t think “me” was responding to “your” comment, but to “Bossip” for making race an issue.

  55. jojo

    i’m going to have to make him say 30 hail mary’s and 30 our father’s. times are hard out here. he was just trying to make a dollar out of fifty cent.

  56. eddiedollars215

    THIS IS NOTHING NEW… THESE PEOPLE USED TO SELL TICKETS INTO HEAVEN… GOD DIDN’T WRITE THE BIBLE MAN WORTE THE BIBLE… AND IN THE CASE OF THE BIBLE THEY *****EMBLED A BUNCH OF BOOKS AND VOTED ON WHICH SHOULD BE INCLUDED OR LEFT OUT… THEN THEY VOTED ON THE “HOLY” TRINITY… AND IF JESUS WAS A GOD OR MAN… FIRST COUNCIL OF NICAEA… MAN WRITES BOOKS GOD DOESN’T NEED TO WRITE BOOKS… HOW CAN ANOTHER MAN LEAD YOU TO GOD… THATS THE DUMBEST ***** I EVER HEARD… WE CAN’T EVEN FIGURE OUT THE RULE OF MAN AND ARROGANT SHEEP THINK THEY CAN EXPLAIN GOD… HAHAHAHAHA STOP FOLLOWING THESE FALSE PROPHETS… THIS THING IS ABOUT SPIRITUALITY… NOT RELIGION… GOD ISN’T A RACIST… HE DOESN’T LIKE ONE GROUP OF PEOPLE OVER ANOTHER… AND IF HE DOES THEN ***** HIM… I DO KNOW MOSES WAS HIGH OF THEM MAGIC MUSHROOMS (MANA) WHEN HE WENT UP ON THE MOUNTAIN… JEWISH HIGH PRIEST USED TO RUN AROUN THROWING UP STAR TREK… AND ROCKING MUSHROOM HATS… AND I KNOW MUHAMMAD WAS HIGH OFF THAT HASHISH (THAT STICKY) WHEN HE WAS TALKING TO ALLAH… ALL MY CONVERSATIONS WITH GOD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ONE WAY… GOD HAS NEVER ROLLED UP ON ME LIKE “DOLLARS WHATS POPPIN’… JUST STOPING BY TO LET YOU KNOW I EXIST”… BUT I KNOW WHEN I’M OFF THAT STICKY I THINK ALL TYPES OF CRAZY *****… SO WHO AM I TO SAY THAT AIN’T GOD TALKING THERE… ALL I’M SAYING IS ALOT OF PEOPLE RUN AROUND CLAIMING TO BE FOLLOWERS OF ALL THESE FAITHS AND DON’T KNOW THE FIST THING ABOUT EM’…

  57. embarr*****ed by UofI

    I go to U of I and I didn’t even know this ***** was happening. Actually, if I look out my bedroom window of my old apartment I can see the church he was arrested at. I walk by there all the time to get to cl*****. This is crazy!

  58. eddiedollars215

    WHY DO CATHOLICS NOT EAT RED MEAT ON FRIDAY…? RELIGION… WHY IS IT IN THERE THOUGH…? CAUSE BACK IN THE DAY THE FISHERMEN CAME THROUGH ON FRIDAY… YOU EAT RED MEAT ON FRIDAY THE FISH FAMILIES STARVE… WHY DO MUSLIM CHICK ROCK THE HAJIB ABAYA TOWEL *****… I DON’T KNOW WHAT ITS CALLED YOUR SCARF… BECAUSE THEY LIVED IN THE *****ING DESERT AND THEY DIDN’T WANT THEIR CHICKS FACES ALL ATE UP FROM SAND STORMS… SO COVER THE ***** UP… ***** IS SIMPLE… GOD’S SUN NOT SON… RESURRECTED… SO THAT THERE WILL BE ETERNAL LIFE… ON EARTH… NOT FOR YOU… WHAT HAPPENS IF THE SUN DOESN’T COME UP TOMORROW…?

  59. pm

    I know Father Chris, and he is an honest, humble, loving man. I believe he is innocent, as he has declared. Please don’t p***** judgment until all of the facts are out.

  60. PRTTYBRWNGIRL

    praise the Lord! this man got an entreprenuers spirit lol .. (sorry Jesus .. dont strike me down)

  61. PRTTYBRWNGIRL

    eddie dollars been smoking on that green too long or perhaps he has found moses’s majic mushrooms.

  62. me

    artofwar..

    I most certainly was not referring to you.. Your comments are actually spot on and you were one of the “smart posters” i was referring too.. rock on..


  63. Jesus be some common sense…SMH!!!!

  64. Lady K

    bossip f**k ur racist *****..im soooo sick of the constant undertone of this site …yeah what he did was sick n wrong but why u gotta put ‘white folks i tell ya’…wernt it a black girl who u reported the other week put her baby in the microwave?? theres sick crazy folks all over the planet of all colours…im guna say this one final time: LEAVE RACE OUT OF IT get some new material UR BOOORRING!

  65. schmookie

    Uhhh…Bossip….make sure you capitalize my LORD’s name…..you’re gonna have people thinking 12 lords-a-leaping….thanks for that

  66. *****a

    Rev. Do Wrong

  67. 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is *****ed off at the cyber-pedofile!!!

    Maybe I would be able to post something somewhat legible if I wasn’t……….

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    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  68. 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is *****ed off at the cyber-pedofile!!!

    *whew**

    OK. Let me explain why this ***** is sooooooo funny(Actually, in a sad way)

    Back in the 70’s, (OK. I’ve finally gave you an INCLINATION of my age)when heroin (*****ounced HerRON) was ravaging places like Harlem, people didn’t give a flying *****! Due mostly to the drugs, almost overnight, Harlem lost most of it’s beauty and was replaced with addicts, crime, you name it! Women were selling their children (literally) to feed their habits!!!!

    Well, it’s since been replaced with crack but the damage was done loooooong before crack hit the streets.

    My point is–as long as it was within the confines of the BLACK community, it was pretty much swept under the rug! When you started getting Little Warren whose father was a CEO or, Little Suzie whose mother was a den mother—T-H-E-N mu*****kas wanna rage a WAR ON DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    THAT priest most likely been doin’ this ***** for a minute! I even know that it’s very rare that the first time you get caught is actually the first time!

    It’s sad to see this but I aplogize but I’m STILL…

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    OK!! OK!!!!!

    I FEEL BAD, y’all!

    *snickering*

  69. The Grundle

    Like if you guys NEVER sold *****e from the pulpit…

  70. 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is *****ed off at the cyber-pedofile!!!

    @ The Grundle–

    Maybe from the back pews but NEVER the pulpit!!!!!!!

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I’m just joking!

  71. the truth

    why should the charge be more on or near church premises? it’s a building, last time i checked i didn’t see jesus, god, yahweh, allah, etc. but i did see a whole lot of wrong from the wig crypt

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  73. *QUIN*QUIN*

    darn shame

  74. geefunk227

    If this man did this he is out of his mind.No one likes a petty thief.The Catholic Church is paid.Why would you hustle small time when you roll with the biggest gansters.The Catholic church gets plenty of money from its students and they still have to hustle candy for the man with the big hat.If you don’t go to their church you have to pay extra even if your not Catholic.Why would you train so long to get fired for moonlighting, for a job that doesn’t bring in a fraction of cheese of your regular gig.You never see a catholic preist looking bad.He must have been using and thats all he could think of!!WTF??


  75. This comment keeps me laughing


  76. cause i just tarted harmonizng

  77. Creole Baby Hotter than Ya Mama Grits

    that’s bananas

  78. Melissa809

    You people are so ignorant…First of all..this racism ***** has got to go..a whole ***** load of white folk are getting ready to vote in a BLACK man as our president..

    AND..to all you STUPID black Christians…way back when i..it was the white man that forced your ancestors to adopt Christianity…so while you black people…that’s right..I am white….put down white people left and right…you still practice THEIR religion…BTW…I am voting Obma…and I am a proud ATHEIST


  79. ***** HE HAD THE BEST *****E AROUND I WILL MISS HIS *****.

  80. always knew

    @me- I never said anything about their race. same comment I made on the black woman microwaving her baby. I specificlly said that they should microwave her too..Sometimes I do comment on race but usually on matters, when the media tries to portray us a certain way or when people (of the same color), get on here and dog each other out. It has happened to me before, I have gotten angry but in the end, most people come in to comment or antagonize the regulars on here… I am not a HYPOCRITE. I see the world exactly the way it is..In black and white….and for the record wrong is wrong, right is right, no matter what your color…….Have a good night!!


  81. Depending on an issue, church of features is easily obtainable in *****. One is u. But as an issue is THE most important trait when it comes to a ” double standard, God can make black folks for you.

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