Friday, September 12th, 2008

Kelis 1: Pigs 0

Posted by Bossip Staff

Our girl, Kelis, beat some bogus ass charges yesterday that could have had her milkshake bringing nothing but girls to the yard:

The judge ruled that there was no basis for her arrest. “I’m thrilled that justice prevailed in the end,” Kelis said. “Racial profiling is a very serious matter. Unfortunately, most victims learn to deal with this form of harassment in their daily lives because they feel that they don’t have a voice or because they’re not able to absorb the costs to legally fight it in court. I hope that this sheds light on the fact that wearing a uniform and carrying a badge does not allow you to act above the law.”

Congrats, Kelis. We second the notion, F*CK DA POLICE.

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Comments(76) on “Kelis 1: Pigs 0”

  1. Me

    First

  2. Serisouly...is this as good as it gets?

    1st

  3. me888

    i don’t get the “true dat” comment


  4. 2nd!

  5. num1dominicano

    shout out to her beatin’ that charge….but she looks awful in those pants……..


  6. oh I mean 3rd.


  7. got dayum I cant count 4th

  8. blow me

    stupid ***** bossip….f the police…without the police this country would be a mess. dumb ***** spooks

  9. Madame Enigma

    can she sue?

  10. FURIOUZ STYLEZ

    GLAD KELIS GOT OFF–SICK OF COPS PICKIN’ ON BLACK FOLKS

    ALSO KELIS PROB WASN’T LADY-LIKE ABOUT THE PREDICAMENT WHEN THE COPS WAS ON HER–THIS BROAD GOT ENTITLEMENT ISSUES LIKE A MUHFUCCA

  11. Madame Enigma

    btw – She DOES look horrible in them pants. I love her, but ma ya butt is FLATTTTTTTTTTT

  12. Just Sayin

    She got the right name on her stupid a$$ jacket.

    NICCA…

  13. samira

    Am I the only one that loathes that jacket?

  14. Just Sayin

    @ me888(Check me out!)

    i don’t get the “true dat” comment

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    True Dat meaning she is a Nicca.

  15. Just Sayin

    @ samira(Check me out!)

    Am I the only one that loathes that jacket?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I right there with you!

  16. Redd Tony aka Earth Sign..It just the life..I solemnly swear, change my approach, stop shaving *****e, stay away from ho's, put down the toast cuz I be doing the most..Oh no!..But everytime I felt that was that, It call my right back..Oh no!

    She should neva wear those pants again…


  17. WTH Kelis! those pants are not the business on you…..oh WOW!


  18. IM BOSSY….and out…good weekend folk…KZZ hit ya girl-girl on her chop…

    Hey Num1….

  19. Jules

    Ya, she can sue them!

  20. Aunt Viv

    Those pants are not flattering at all…ugh.

    Bye Nikki!!!

  21. Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (R.I.P Louis Vuitton: 1978-2008. You will be missed. She leaves behind a Fendi Clutch and a Chanel Purse)

    Kelis looks so cute!!!

  22. WyzePro

    man where is her fricken *****?….. L@@KIN

  23. MissBlaze43

    Every time I see this broad, she looks more and more worse than before.

    I liked the way she looked BEFORE she married Nas. Naturally curly, wild hair, jeans and nice dressy blouses – what happened? She got married and said ***** it.

    And everybody thought Carmen was the crazy one!

    Nas, I think you might have made a mistake on that one.

  24. num1dominicano

    @ Nikki

    what up mama……long time…..since school started back….haven’t had time to be on much…….


  25. She couldn’t not have picked a better word to put on her jacket.


  26. Double negative….She couldn’t have picked a better word to put on her jacket.

  27. Flawdagurl came along ways and is still going{Just bought her 1st townhome}

    ewwwwww to the whole ensemble!

  28. Flawdagurl came along ways and is still going{Just bought her 1st townhome}

    I thought she was Keyshia Cole for a moment. Pretty girl ugly since of style.

  29. Flawdagurl came along ways and is still going{Just bought her 1st townhome}

    oops since=sense

  30. Lacombe Redbone

    Her whole style has been whack since “I Hate You So Much Right Now!”….Get it together chick!

  31. SASHA!!!!

    I NEEEEEED THOSE PANTS!!!! I BEEN ALL OVA DA NET TRYING TO FIND A PAIR LIKE EM. ANYONE HAVE SUM SUGGESTIONS???

  32. Oshie

    I like this weird ***** *****.

  33. badnewzbully

    Those throw back SOUL TRAIN pants are doing her NO justice!!!!!! Did she get them from the Asian lady with the long hair?

  34. Lacombe Redbone

    @badnewzbully

    You a fool!! lmao

  35. always knew

    Kelis, I’m glad that you got off, it probably was racial profiling..On the other hand, why would you wear something “N–ger”? Why? That’s stupid. you and Nas need to grow up. Good luck with your career, or lack thereof..


  36. I’m glad she beat the case…but don’t talk too fast…you may need the police one day…feel me?

  37. Kahmmillion

    ***** THE POLICE FORREAL

  38. Tiesha

    She should of wore that loathsome jacket the night she was arrested. The cops certainly would of treated her like one since she likes to be called the N word. Her ***** is flat as a pancake.

  39. Deano

    If she can formulate a sentence like that, Nas would be stupid to leave her(compared to some of these chicks).

  40. Deano

    Statement sorry*


  41. i kinda like the pants…


  42. and the shoes……….

  43. Flawdagurl came along ways and is still going{Just bought her 1st townhome}

    sorry with that jacket on its a rap thats the ugliest ***** u could ever put on a jacket and she seems to be very proud of it! Dont get bent out of shape when they call her that ***** for real even though some do it behind our backs anyways. I just think you ask for what you get sometimes.

  44. Flawdagurl came along ways and is still going{Just bought her 1st townhome}

    @leave it be

    THE SHOES IS THE ONLY THING I LIKE DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THEM UNTIL YOU SAID SOMETHING THATS HOW MUCH I DISLIKE THE FIT. oops didnt know my caps was on


  45. @Flawdagurl….

    lol, i completely looked past the coonery and bafoonery of the jacket…..


  46. I’M SORRY HER A$$ IS TO FLAT. WHAT DO NAS HAVE TO GRAB. DAM

  47. Phenomenally Ms. Dee... (Pls check and make sure you're registered to vote, if you have. We can't have any mishaps in Nov, even though I'm sure they've already devised a plan to do so)

    Kelis has to grow up… ITS A MUST. Not only mentally (i.e. the *****h jacket), but physically as well, if she dares to bare her backs in that manner. Kelis… a.k.a. Flatty Patty!!! Nas should be quite embar*****ed by this display, or lack of. And again, that jacket is WACK!!! Why didn’t Bossip scratch “Ho Sit Down” for that pic?

    Also… don’t be too quick to say “F Da Po-Po”! You gonna always need 911, even when you think you won’t!! BOSSIP you’re ignorant for that comment!

  48. Cherri

    The jacket is WACK and her backs is flat!!


  49. KELIS AND NAS–THE ODD COUPLE,BUT MADLY IN LOVE,ONE IS A KING,AND HIS QUEEN IS BOSSY,GOOD SH@T! AWOMAN WHO FIGHTS COPS AND GIVE MILKSHAKES, U GOTTA LUV HER!!

  50. STOP TRIPPING!

    i thought she was trying to hire a prostitute. racial profiling? huh?

  51. BeReal

    Well I am glad she beat that charge because they police are always *****ing with people who work while others continue to sale drugs and break into cars as they just ride by.

  52. Chucky1

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  53. kenya

    i know there are some bad apples out there in copland, but let’s be real if you came home to find your house broken into, who will be your first call?

  54. texas_thickness

    She wrong for those tight ***** pants l.o.l some people have no shame

  55. Ms. Bossy

    Yeah Bossip You lost my repect with the ***** The Police Comment, People shouldn’t jump to conclusions and say the Police were wrong, you were not there and neither was the judge, The Broad act ignorant as hell. She was just arrested in Miami for trying to fight undercover cops posing as prostitutes. They gave her ignorant ***** every oppottunity to leave even though she risked there lives and safety blowing there cover. Dont say ***** the police say ***** Kelis and tell that ***** to get some cl***** and repect for herself. Remember this when you need help Kelis isn’t going to show up and put her life on the line for you, the police will. Yall remember that *****

  56. Ms. Bossy

    Oh and another thing I have to say to Bossip and all these sites. (Media) My father and Twin brother both gave their lives in the line of duty. Ptotecting their community they loved their job my brother would always say to me he meets new people everyday and loves helping people. I agree with some of you yes there are some *****ed up officers out there who abuse their badge, so does fast food workers who spit in peoples food, bill collectors, car dealerships who cheat people. WE HAVE CROOKED PEOPLE IN EVERY LINE OF WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When my twin brother (RIP)had to kill the guy trying to set his ex-wife and new born baby on fire where was bossip and the media? or betta yet where was these Hip hop artist who say ***** the Police? When My brother caught the shoe string rapist, raping school girls and taking pictures of them, my brother broke his hand fighting him, where was these hard rappers at? The Media is never around when a Officer does something good for his community like risking their lives everyday when they punch in isn’t enough, Bossip why dont you start posting some good ***** officers do out there? OH from my last post R-E-S-P-E-C-T get spell check also bossip. lol RIP BIG BRO, RIP POPS, I LOVE U AND MISS U..

  57. Phenomenally Ms. Dee... (Pls check and make sure you're registered to vote, if you have. We can't have any mishaps in Nov, even though I'm sure they've already devised a plan to do so)

    AMEN Ms. Bossy! Well stated!

  58. jandsmama

    Pancakes anyone?

  59. InsertDopeWordsHere

    those pants looked painted on…smh


  60. The pants Lili, the pants…sigh. Girl you dont got nothing stored in your trunk, boo. I still like ya orginal style. But those right there are not for you, ma. On another note, i’m glad that she was able to get those charges dropped as well. The police are always on one. It’s been like this since way back when.


  61. On the right person those pants are fire. But that jacket is ignorance personified. I can’t stand ignorant artist like Nas and Kellis. Stupid.

  62. CiCi

    On the right person those pants are fire. But that jacket is ignorance personified. I can’t stand ignorant artist like Nas and Kellis. Stupid.

    —————————————————I agree that Nas and Kelis are two ignorant fools. One white person blogged at least they know what they are. What kind of message are they sending? Ridiculous!!


  63. Them shoe is cute and HIGH. Her pants look like her legsssssss

  64. Creole Baby Hotter than Ya Mama Grits

    for wearing that coat, i can’t blame them for drinking her milkshake

  65. Nita

    still trying to figure out how she got them gold pants on. y’all sure that’s not spraypaint?

  66. kenya

    okay that pic was taken before nas changed the name of his (then) forthcoming cd…probably them just promoting the cd. Now with that said…

    kelis looks like she just dismounted a horse, the way she’s standing makes her look like she did an oopsie in her panties. i’ve never ever liked the skinny jeans can’t wait until it’s over. that gold lame crap makes me think of the wiz when dorothy and co finally made it to the wiz’s kingdom and he kept changing the color…bold gold!

    despite all that, kelis is one lucky gal, because nas is just too cute!


  67. The police also has some of the hottest and most exclusive dance clubs in the line. That jacket and the police are a winning combination that entices many to visit the line. It is, thus, always advisable to that jacket in the case.

  68. tara

    she is so sexual i have seen some more hot videoes on ””’bigbisexual.com ””’that is great ‘’sexual baby!!!!


  69. bossip why write true dat yall sorry ***** *****s should be skinned and dipped in salt water.bossip is wack black people leave this site and stop letting bossip racist writers insult your race.

  70. Carla

    Kelis needs to be profiled for waering that fugly ***** outfit in public, lol…..

  71. Carla

    Opp, I meant wearing…

  72. Ms. T.

    What happened to Kelis’ *****? It wasn’t that flat in the Milkshake video. Nas must have gotten a little too rough and knocked it off.

  73. Ms. T.

    Nas, pump ya breaks next time.

  74. TONY P

    I WOULD HATE TO SEE WHAT THIS COUNTRY WOULD BE LIKE IF WE DIDN’T HAVE POLICE. WE DO HAVE SOME BAD POLICE (LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS). HOWEVER, ALL POLICE ARE NOT BAD. IF IT WERE NOT FOR POLICE OR SOME OTHER AGENCY OF AUTHORITY PROTECTING AND DEFENDING YOUR RIGHTS, THIS SITE (BOSSIP) AND OTHERS LIKE IT WOULD NOT BE UP AND RUNNING. I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN KELIS AND THE OFFICER(S) BUT YOUR COMMENT, ***** THE POLICE, SHOULD HAVE BEEN DIRECTED TO THE OFFICER(S) INVOLVED. IN NOVEMBER 2008, THIS COUNTRY WILL ELECT ITS FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT. WHEN HE WALKS OR RIDES DOWN PENNSYLVANIA ON INAUGURATION DAY, WHO DO YOU THINK WILL BE PROTECTING HIM AND HIS FAMILY? YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T KNOW THIS, BUT THE INDIVIDUALS TASKED WITH THAT RESPONSIBILITY ARE CALLED THE POLICE. YOUR COMMENT WAS UNWARRANTED! I GUESS NEXT WEEK YOU’LL BE SAYING ***** THE TROOPS IN IRAQ.

  75. missjanuary

    Where’s the fashion police when you need them?

  76. missjanuary

    look at her pose, she looks like she can’t stand up comfortably in those goldmember pants!

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