Guess The Malibu Beach Bum Cakes

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Cakes, Freaks, Guess the...

Rachel Uchitel

Ewwww, whose little beach bum cakes are these? Here’s a big hint, she’s probably trying to put those skanky becky backs on the market!!!
Rachel Uchitel in a bikini

Just as his divorce has been finalized — Tiger’s #1 Ho – Rachel “U-Can-Tell-I’m-A-Whore” Uchitel paraded her cakes in a ‘kini up and down the Malibu beach as she walked her dogs.

SMH… Why doesn’t this broad just call Tiger instead of broadcasting her a*s to the paparazzi???

Gaz Shirley/PacificCoastNews

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