Steelers Football Player Insures His Samoan 1B Wavy For A Milli

- By Bossip Staff Categories: News, Seen on the Scene, Someone We Actually Like

Troy Polamalu

Ladies, your Yaki 1B ain’t got sh*t on Troy Polamalu’s Samoan wavy. Whether you buy it by the bundle, the ounce or the pack, your store bought goodies can’t hold a candle to Troy’s naturally crafted locks. The full-bodied football player just insured his hair for a million bucks. Oh he fancy huh?!

Troy Polamalu’s hair is more than just a soft, silky handle by which to bring him down on a football field. It’s real and it’s spectacular.

It’s also now a magnificent, million-dollar mane. Lloyds of London has written a policy on the Pittsburgh Steelers safety’s locks, in the kind of publicity stunt that rises to the top of search engines on the week before real sports resume after Labor Day. There’s a serious reason for Polamalu’s ‘do: he has not cut it since 2000 and wears it as a tribute to his Samoan ancestors. But there’s a product tie-in on the insurance: Polamalu endorses Head & Shoulders shampoo, whose parent company sought the policy.

“They’ve created the first ever insurance policy to protect his iconic mane for the entire NFL season,” Procter & Gamble said in a statement.

Betcha can’t buy THAT good sh*t at the Chinese spot.



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  • It's Me

    He gonna get an interception and a wide receiver is going to pull a patch out trying to tackle him. that’s gonna hurt…But the cool million will take away the pain…


    How can he play with all that damn hair in his face.

    • Gimmeabreak78

      Um, he wears a helmet.

  • My Other SN

    He is gorgeous! I’d love to pull his hair!!!

  • chaka1

    He is full bodied and could get it 24-7…

  • Bdot

    He’s officially gay. I remember the time Larry Johnson (another gay guy) tackled him by his beautiful hair. I remember thinking that all of these long-haired nfl players should be tackled by their hair every time they touch a football. This right here is another level of gayness though.

  • LovingMe


  • she knows....

    I second that yum yum!

  • 2Sweet

    He could definately get it. But that looks like a 1, not 1B.

  • if anything be noble

    Steelers, baby. Troy all day.

  • charlotte

    I wonder if they’d insure my 3C hair. I love it

  • Aproko


  • Rae Rae

    He’s hot!!! But, I couldn’t sleep with him because it would seem like I was with a girl–with him having long hair and all. Again, he hottt though!

    • 507_diva

      He is 5’11 215 lbs…That would have to be a big damn chick you standing next to.

  • SamanthaTrader

    Ladies, don’t worry. You don’t need to keep buying Yaki. You can have hair as long as Troy’s and it can your YOUR OWN HAIR.
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  • thicklikecornbread

    I dnt blame him!

    I luv me some 1B- – it brings out my eyes!! LOL

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