Ladies, your Yaki 1B ain’t got sh*t on Troy Polamalu’s Samoan wavy. Whether you buy it by the bundle, the ounce or the pack, your store bought goodies can’t hold a candle to Troy’s naturally crafted locks. The full-bodied football player just insured his hair for a million bucks. Oh he fancy huh?!
Troy Polamalu’s hair is more than just a soft, silky handle by which to bring him down on a football field. It’s real and it’s spectacular.
It’s also now a magnificent, million-dollar mane. Lloyds of London has written a policy on the Pittsburgh Steelers safety’s locks, in the kind of publicity stunt that rises to the top of search engines on the week before real sports resume after Labor Day. There’s a serious reason for Polamalu’s ‘do: he has not cut it since 2000 and wears it as a tribute to his Samoan ancestors. But there’s a product tie-in on the insurance: Polamalu endorses Head & Shoulders shampoo, whose parent company sought the policy.
“They’ve created the first ever insurance policy to protect his iconic mane for the entire NFL season,” Procter & Gamble said in a statement.
Betcha can’t buy THAT good sh*t at the Chinese spot.