Jerry Lewis’ Old A$s Goes IN On Lindsay “Blo”Han And Paris “Yayo-Face” Hilton, Says He’d Smack A Ho!

Posted on September 3rd, 2010 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: In White Folks News, News, Paris Hilton, Pure Comedy, Quote of The Day, SMH

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This sounds like some S&M ish right here. SMH:

Jerry Lewis, 84, had some choice words for Lindsay Lohan during an interview with Inside Edition. Asked what he would do if he saw the fresh-out-of-jail and rehab Lohan, Lewis told the interviewer, ‘I’d smack her in the mouth if I saw her,’ continuing, ‘I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman.’

When asked what he would then say to her, Lewis responded, “I would say, ‘You deserve this and nothing else’ … WHACK! And then, if she’s not satisfied, I’d put her over my knee and SPANK her.”

And it’s not just Lohan’s behavior that Lewis is concerned about, it’s many of today’s younger celebrities, like Paris Hilton, that Lewis is troubled over.

“What they’re saying is, ‘I’m f**ked up, can you please help me?’”

Dayyummm Jerry, that’s how you feel?!?!?! Hilariousness. Bless his lil 84-year-old heart.

Check out the pure comedy below:

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  • I Am Legend (Allergic To Darkies)

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  • http://deleted Just Sayin

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  • Chaerin Lee

    i love old ppl cus they lose that censor function in their brain & they just say wtf they want! LOL

  • 2dimplzs

    LOL!!! He’s right though. Very on point.

    The problem with Lyndsy is her mother is in such denial and that’s becuase she’s living her life and Hollywood dreams vicariously throgh Lindsey! What a sad, sad woman! Every chance she gets she reminds people that she was once a model and actress and she gave it all up to have kids. Ok…….that’s the choice YOU made! No one put a gun to your head and told you to do that! She put Lindsey to work the minute she came out of her womb. Lindsey made her parents RICH WHITE TRASH and never told her “NO” and now they wonder why their daughter is effed up????? Wow. Catch a clue!! As long as Lindsey has an enabler in her mother she’ll never get her life together.

    Paris is just spoiled and stupid. No more to be said about her.

  • if anything be noble

    There was a time when people grew old gracefully. People sat around them and they told stories of yore and imparted lifelong wisdom. Apparently these people in this country aint get the memo. SMH (And um, not to be mean but I thought Jerry Lewis was dead… soundin just as foolish as LL with his old violent aint learned squat in 800 years self.)

  • MsRachael

    I agree. If Lindsays mother had been more of a disciplinarian (in the beginning) instead of trying to be her daughters friend, Lindsay may not have strayed so far into Hollyweird.

  • nana

    Do y’all really think Lindsay will stop takin drugs? Tip, Tiny, DMX etc they all can’t stop! Once u taste the nose candy u are gone. They r all a waste of my prayer

  • Sigh

    I love old people! These little brats couldn’t survive the cans of whoop a** they were giving back in the day for this type of unladylike behavior. These idiots nowadays just let it all hang out and loose..gross. There is no mystic about them. Just used up washed up broads by 30 uggh. Team Jerry!

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    TELL EM JERRY ?

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  • ian182

    Jerry Lewis still thinks he’s relevant after all these centuries!! what he said was on point though gotta admit but why are they asking this old fart what he thinks about anything???

  • suga

    This is too funny. Jerry is right though.

  • Mila

    YOU WOULD BE EVEN LUCKY ENOUGH TO LIVE AS LONG AS MR. LEWIS YOU NUM SKULL NO YOUR ROLE AND EXCUE MY FRENCH *STFU* AND SHOW SOME RESPECT.

  • Mabel

    Can’t believe Jerry still has it. One of the best physical comics ever. Those girls are so loose that they may get pleasure from the slaps and spanking. Not sure that would work for them. Put them to some hard, filthy labor that may make them wise up.

  • amiko

    RIP Joseph Lewis oh you don’t know who that is or was that was Jerry Lewis son who died last year from a seizure brought on by a narcotic overdose I guess this tough love did not work for his son maybe it will help lindsay or paris or not

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