Friday, September 19th, 2008
Usher and His Mini Me
Posted by Bossip Staff
Usher Raymond the fourth and his little guy Usher Raymond the fifth were getting some fresh air in Beverly Hills this week. How precious, and to just think that there will be another little Usher running around in some odd months as well.
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1st….yay!
o baby
how many ershers does the world need?
That little monkey baby…he’s so cute..:-)
That is cute. But damn, when did he get his left arm all tatted up?!? I’ve missed that all this time….Hmmm…
I should be those babies momma, NOT Maneka!!! Damn Usher…you effin up!!! lol j/k
THIS CHILD LOOKS JUST LIKE OLE’ URSHER.
Aww Ursher, you and ur mini you are the cutest thangs around. I like so untie my tubes to get impregnated by you. LOL
Usher seems to be an attentive dad.He obviously love his wife contrary to what we think.A man don’t make 2 babies in less than a year with his kind of loot for the hell of it. Although they would have to rush it a bit being that her biological click is ticking. I’m so happy for them.They have really with stood some media abruse.
What Black man taking care of his kids? Oh yeah, he’s a celebrity. He has to look out for his image. If he wasn’t this little monkey wouldn’t know who his daddy is.
OH YEA HE DOES NEED TO CUT LITTLE MAN HAIR.
Isn’t he Bi? Definitely is. My friend saw him at a gay club with some Latin guy. LOLOLOLOL!!
Morning Bossip Ladies…. the sane ones LOL.
No comment….
Re…
I see you…and agree…you said it not me…
F*ck you Jewish Woman! I have a wonderful husband that is YOUNGER than me and he is not a celeb! Oh yeah and he takes care of his child by me and my other THREE! We are not on welfare, we do not live on public *****istance and we work EVERY DAMN DAY!!!
Looks like lil guy just finished breast feedin. (look at shorty chin)
I hope he had cookie wit his milk.
Hey Yalllllllllllllllll…..
HI NIKKI!!! Morning to you and all the bossip bloggers!
Awww…. How cute!
hmmm interesting…this baby looks different from the baby I saw in essence magazine..
Morning Bossip Folks! TGIF!!!
Morning Man (check your email)
@ Cutie Pie
I think they photo shop that baby in essence off a Huggies Pamper box. Didnt it look quite familiar?
awe! nice
tameka did well (LOL)-
I can’t wait to have my little man 9-2-08!!!
Lil’ Ursh is adorable.
Happy Friday Bossipers!
^^^^^Sorry about the wrong date. Hurricane Ike has really beat me up!!! My little man’s anti*****ted due date is 11-2-08
@Jewish Woman
Thanks again for you indepth reporting via your friends on yet another black person. Thanks to you and the friends that you have that follow and do*****ent black men we are all aware of thier habits!!
**standing ovation**
Slim!!!
Oh my!!! Ive never seen this side of you!!
Me likes
…Usher looks good there…
LOL! It comes out every now and then!
@ Nikk U & SxyQB (Morning Ladies!!)
What it do!!!
@ bklyn
that would make sense because the baby in essence was so adorable I just wanted to pinch his cheeks…this one he’s cute but looks a little angry and strongly resembles tameka..I love babies so he’s just as precious..but he definitely looks different.
hey man, just sayin, aunt viv!!
That is good to see a man with his son from his wife not girlfriend/baby momma….
MORNTIN MAN!! MORNTIN KEVWEB!! AUNTIE!! JUST SAYIN!! HOW ARE YOU ALL THIS MORNING?
I love babies. They’re delicious.
Nice picture, he is a little cutie pie.
@ SxyQB
Just tryin to hold it together. I’m at my desk tryin to stay woke. If I fall asleep, and somebody wakes me up I’ll get up and say “Amen!!!”
whats up oshie?!
Hey CP, what it don’t this morning?
@ AS I STAND, ONE LEG OF MY PANTS UP, IN A STANCE LIKE “AND WHAT?”(sxyQblondie aint in the mood today, its friday)(Check me out!)
Hey…………………….
Gurl you make me wanna break you off a piece.
@OSHIE..YOU KNOW YOU CRAZY RIGHT? LOL
@KEV
YOU PARTIED HARD LAST NIGHT OR WHAT?LOL. SOUNDS LIKE A MEAN CUP OF COFFEE IS IN ORDER.
GOOD MORNING BOSSIP FOLK!! FOR REAL!!
ANYWAY
LIL URSH IS A CUTIE
NOT IMPRESSED WITH THE TAT ON URSH’s ARM…IT SEEMS LIKE TO MUCH
@JUST SAYIN
IS THAT SO? ME NO DO NOTHIN’ WRONG!!!(LOL)
AWW, proud papa…how cute!
IJM
HEY MOMMA!!
Big Ursh isn’t too bad either…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!
Morning Bossip Ladies and Gentlemen!
I love Usher, his baby his too cute
@cutiie pie – leave that baby alone, girl…babies change every day
GOOD MORNING ROLL CALL GOING OUT TO
NU
Q
DDDDDIIIIIIVVVVAAAAA
RE
KZZ
MANDAH
OSHIE
LAUREN
Z
ERMY
ENVY
BROOK LYNN
WEST KOAST
SMDH
KESHA
SWEET CHEEKS
SMOKEY
DANA
CUTIE PIE
NUE2THIS
SLIDE
CAGE
MAN I JUST
TRUFF
M-DADDY
JUST SAYIN
HANNI
WYZEPRO
DAPRO
GLOK9N (WHERE YOU @ HOMIE)
AND ANYONE ELSE I FORGOT, BLAME MY MIND NOT MY HEART!!
HAPPY FRIDAY!!
He is such as cutie pie, the son not the father!! I love his music, but when I see Usher, at times I see treasure trolls!!! Does anybody see that???
that baby doesnt look like usher at all !! something is wronge here.. thats not your baby man you been set up.. sucka for love *****.. N**ga
BE REAL I AIN’T FORGET YOU MOMMA!!
Good merrnin IJM!
Happy Birfday BeReal!
Everyone else line up for spankings….
@ AS I STAND, ONE LEG OF MY PANTS UP, IN A STANCE LIKE “AND WHAT?”(sxyQblondie aint in the mood today, its friday)(Check me out!)
@JUST SAYIN
IS THAT SO? ME NO DO NOTHIN’ WRONG!!!(LOL)
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You got a brotha suckin his teef and lickin his fingers like John Witherspoon…. Bang Bang Bang…
@JUST SAYIN
LMAO..WHAT DID I DO?
@OSHIE
What’s up?
Got a new blonde at my job and that ***** is fire. I ain’t goin lie. LOL, thought of you when I saw her. Almost made me change my minds on blondes.
IJM…
XOXO
hey IJM!!
AS I STAND, ONE LEG OF MY PANTS UP, IN A STANCE LIKE “AND WHAT?”(sxyQblondie aint in the mood today, its friday)(Check me out!)
@JUST SAYIN
LMAO..WHAT DID I DO?
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U just U
i don’t care what ya’ll say, that baby is just as ugly as his daddy.
hey bereal!! ok ok i’ll leave the baby alone..he’s still precious..but he mos def look different
GOOD MORNING ALL!
That lil boy looks cute AND BAD! LOL… JK…
CONGRATS on your next baby URSH!
@JUST SAYIN
WELL ARENT YOU SWEETER THAN LICORICE…
lol @ whats..wow
@WHATS REALLY GOOD
:-0 THATS SOOOOO MEAN!!
Hey Girl @IJM
Do ya’ll know who is annoying as hell on here??
TAKE A GUESS; AND “SHE’S” NEW….
@ Cutie Pie
This baby looks angry cuz maybe his mama always angry. But you are right. it looks like 2 totally different kids
@ AS I STAND, ONE LEG OF MY PANTS UP, IN A STANCE LIKE “AND WHAT?”(sxyQblondie aint in the mood today, its friday)(Check me out!)
@JUST SAYIN
WELL ARENT YOU SWEETER THAN LICORICE…
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Mmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmm and just as dark.
@ Man: Uhh… thanks?
You’d avoid her eye area, then?
@KESHA
I responded to the email…
It’s too early to tell about the babies looks. Hopefully he will get more of Tameka’s rugged manly looks so he will look more masculine than Usher.
@ Brook Lynn Chocolate gyrl. (Ok I’m over Loui V)
You too? I’ve been over it. Overpriced garbage. D&B for me, and Coach. It’s the middlecl***** woman’s status bag.
How could you not include a pic of the gorgeous woman that was with that Bossip? You’re falling down on the job big time.
Oshie (how do you do that there?)(Check me out!)
@ Man: Uhh… thanks?
You’d avoid her eye area, then?
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It’s a compliment LOL.
Yeah, I would avoid the eye and get fully undressed. MAYBE a LITTLE foreplay too.
YES SHE IS LAUREN!! VERY ANNOYING!!
Man, I just don’t care
It’s too early to tell about the babies looks. Hopefully he will get more of Tameka’s rugged manly looks so he will look more masculine than Usher.
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LMFAO!!!! You are all kinds of wrong for that!
Lil baby Ushmeka is a cutie!
@JUST SAYIN
SEE, LOOK AT YOU
@MS.PHILLY
HMMM. I’M ALMOST WILLING TO BET THAT SHE MAY NOT BE AS NEW AS WE THINK.
YEAH I WONER WHO YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.ITS MUST BE THAT USHERLOVER THAT IS ANNYING IN HERE SHE KEEP SAYING THINGS THAT NOT EVEAN TRUE IN HERE.LOL ANYWAY USHER BABY BOY IS CUTIE AND HIS AUNT WAS WWITH THEN AND SHE WAS KISSING THE LITTLE GUY IN THE LIPS I DONT THINK A NANNY WOULD KISS A BABY IN THE LIPS AND HIS WIFE WAS NOTTHERE MAYBE SHE STAYED IN THE CAR SHE IS CARRYING HIS HIS CHILD. AND I KEEP READDING THAT THE BABY WOULD BE A GIRL BECOUSE USHER SAY IT IN A MAGINGZINES. WILL I WISH USHER THE BEST AND HIS EX HIS WIFE WHATEVER LOL THE BEST OF LUCK.
@ Man: It’s a compliment LOL.
Yeah, I would avoid the eye and get fully undressed. MAYBE a LITTLE foreplay too
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God damn you must be in love, Don Juan.
@Mz. Cee
What’s up? How you been?
***** you jewish woman…my dad is black and him and my mother is still together and..he works evry damn day…awww usher his little son how cute..when did usher get his arm all tatted up?
They are both cute…I miised the tatts too…
Mrs. Philly…
I give
@MS.PHILLY
HMMM. I’M ALMOST WILLING TO BET THAT SHE MAY NOT BE AS NEW AS WE THINK.
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They never are…
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Afiya…Hey Sis…I won’t be irked today because it’s FRIDAY!
@ Oshie (how do you do that there?)
No sweetie. My bag was stolen in August at a ghetto block partie. Actually it was my mom’s since the 70’s so it was like a legend in the family. You know that leather was built to last. I was supposed to have p*****ed it down to my daughter (If I ever have 1) so I was pretty broken apart when the *****in theif stole it. But yeah girl, I have to rock the Coach today.
@ LAUREN
ARE YOU UP IN HERE STARTING MESS THIS MORNING??
His son looks like a OLD ***** MAN!!! He doesn’t need to make kids with Tamika because her old-lady genes came out in the kid looks!!!!
IJM,
No hun!
I didn’t name anynames…but mostly everyone knows who I’m talking about and it’s NOT SMDH…
@ Brook Lynn: No sweetie. My bag was stolen in August at a ghetto block partie. Actually it was my mom’s since the 70’s so it was like a legend in the family. You know that leather was built to last. I was supposed to have p*****ed it down to my daughter (If I ever have 1) so I was pretty broken apart when the *****in theif stole it. But yeah girl, I have to rock the Coach today.
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Oh, I didn’t realize there was a sad story behind it
I thought you were making a fashion statement, LOL, how insensitive of me!
Well, I hope the buckle pops off and hits them in the eye – if there is a buckle.
Ms. Philly: Is it me? I’ll leave if that’s the case.
CUTE, CUTE, CUTE!
L…
You dont name names…can I?
jewish woman i aint for your mess today either and im anonymous so you know you are ignorant if you are getting on my last nerve. you do stay on the subject but why such hostility towards black men and women do you want to be black?
OSH KOSH…U trippin boo…no
lol!
I don’t know why this site won’t let me tell you about their article in a mag…but it keeps blocking it…but it won’t block sillyness! SMH!
NU…
Feel free ma!
jewish woman i aint for your mess today either and im anonymous so you know you are ignorant if you are getting on my last nerve. you do stay on the subject but why such hostility towards black men and women do you want to be black?
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Don’t entertain this Kim K wannabe.
Ok, *phew* wouldn’t be the first time I got on some people’s nerves anyhow…
Still don’t like his wife or his stank***** attitude. But ,I like that he is doing better by his moms. Because even when all leave you your moms will still be there even if you are in prison, hospitals or rehab.
UPTOWN mag…Barack Obama is on the cover…go check it out!
DAMN!
@Lauren,
I have a guess or two…
@Afiya,
It’s warped isn’t it-this site will block comparitively innocent things but allow hate-filled vitriol
jewish women clearly doesn’t get attention through out her daily life off of the computer which is why she turns to the internet to get noticed…lets not get mad at her lets sympathize with her
I kicked ***** in Jeopardy last night…
Just an FYI…
Do you guys remember that KP and Envy joint “Shorty Swing My Way” – with the white girl? I found it on YouTube last night… so funny. In the video they are trying to get with this dud that looks like Bizzy Bone… LMAO SMA.
Usher son need to have on a hat at all times….and i dont know how i feel about him inheriting his father’s odd face…hmmm
Morning errbody!!
What’s up for the weekend?
WOW didnt know everybody was in here,
NIKKSTER
AUNTIE VIVVY
IJM
CUTIE PATOOTY
LAUREN
KESHA WEESHA
MAN
CHELLO ALL!
ACTION JAXON!
hey ermy!!! long time no read
hey jaxon!!
Hi Ms. Jaxon!
@ jaxon
after last weekend I want a low key weekend…i just fully recovered from last saturday/sunday
CAN’T SEE ANY RESEMBLANCE…
ERMY! Miss ya mamma!
Hey Ms. JAX!…I’m chillin for the weekend…no kid…I’m relaxin!
He looks like a happy pappy!!! I hope that he makes lots of lil Ushers!
@ oshie
tell me why..this morning I saw a video by New Kids On The Block..its a new one!! feat. neyo..I was like woooowwwwwww!! I use to love them back in my day..which wasn’t really long ago lol
Gd mornin errbody
Oh Yeah Ush, puttin in that daddy time..I aint mad
I hate when pizza rolls burst open…
Well, I for one thank Jewish Woman for her informing me of the ongoings of the black community.
She and her friends will do ANYTHING to stay abreast of blacks,particularly males. How can we not benefit from this?
Jewish Woman keep it up!! You number one STAN.
@OSHIE
What’s up?
Got a new blonde at my job and that ***** is fire. I ain’t goin lie. LOL, thought of you when I saw her. Almost made me change my minds on blondes.
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I don’t know…maybe it’s me…but you could have kept that little tidbit of information to yourself or e-mailed it.
NOW ALL YOU WHITE WOMAN STAND AND APPLAUD…YOU SNAGGED ANOTHER BLACK MAN!! Yippee!!
That lil boy looks the same to me, except he look a lil ligter now..On tha Essence spread yall know it was a buncha make up and ***** so people not gon look tha same without it
I never was big into NKOTB (“whoa whoaaa ohh Whoa ohhh… Hangin Tough!”)… I was into Bell Biv DeVoe, I was watching the “Poison” video last night too, those clothes and hairstyles crack me up – and to think those videos used to be considered “risque”… some of those girls are wearing trenchcoats!
@Jaxon
What’s up babe? Sent you an email…
@Ermy Em
What’s up? Where you been? M*****a must had you chained up or something…
I don’t know what I’m going to do this weekend…
LOL @ Man…
Good Morning REDD…
CP, You are right…poor thang.
They both look ugly
you are right miss philly and cutie pie i am not going to entertain jewish nose today in fact im leaving because there are a fake clown in here for real.
C’mon Afiya, he just said she was fine, he didn’t say he wanted to marry her or that he would never be with a black woman again…
Can’t a white ***** be fine once in a while? Is that OK with everybody?
@BBC AFIYA
“I don’t know…maybe it’s me…but you could have kept that little tidbit of information to yourself or e-mailed it.
NOW ALL YOU WHITE WOMAN STAND AND APPLAUD…YOU SNAGGED ANOTHER BLACK MAN!! Yippee!!”
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Why would I do that? I did say “almost” if you reread it…
(no offense Oshie)
@Man
Holla back at me in a month and tell me then that you didn’t mess with her…by the way you were drooling…I don’t think you could last that long…so…holla back!
*sigh*
Anonymous…
You come out on top…foreal.
Can’t a white ***** be fine once in a while? Is that OK with everybody?
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That’s cool…I think my hubby experimented back in the day with a couple of white girls (2) and he says he doesn’t discriminate…I know a lot of brothers who think all white girls look a like (smh) but most white people think all black people look a like too…SMH
lol @ man
Afiya, would you be upset if Man said he saw a hot Asian lady? Or was turned on by an Arab chick? Settle down, a man’s ***** knows no color… it doesn’t mean you’ve “lost one”. It just means he saw a hot girl.
my girl oshie is white chocolate..i would introduce her to some of my male black friends(the one’s I have left had to let a few of them go)..she’s my favorite white girl
I celebrate the hotness in all races. Except snow-mexicans.
Oshie…don’t question me about how I feel about your people…I said what I had to say about that subject…and that’s the end of it!!
*moves on*
lol @ oshie
wtf is a snow-mexican??
BBC – Afiya(Check me out!)
@Man
Holla back at me in a month and tell me then that you didn’t mess with her…by the way you were drooling…I don’t think you could last that long…so…holla back!
*sigh*
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LOL. Ok. Stop sighing… it’s ok. I didn’t drool, I’ve only drooled over a one woman. Aaliyah
She’s no Aaliyah….
And Cutie Pie is my favorite Cutie Pie! I have a husband though, but thanks – damn, you’re reminding me of my friends that try to breed mixed babies out of me…
You seem like you’d be fun to drink with though. We could go to a NKOTB concert together and get slizzard.
I had this white chick…***** was filthy but I ain’t give a *****..I still slid up in it rawer than Perdue chicken
Jewish Woman keep it up!! You number one STAN.
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DEAD…LET THAT W***** KNOW!! YOU BEEN UP HERE ALL WEEK…YOU REALLY ARE A BLACK PERSON’s STAN!!
Um…why are the gravies changing every time people post?? Dammit man!
I don’t chase no broads/
I chase money and vodka/
Next time I re-up Imma buy me a chopper/
And I ain’t talkin an AK/
I’m talkin ***** with propellas/
FLy to the club, Make my own ***** jealous
@ Afiya: Oshie…don’t question me about how I feel about your people…I said what I had to say about that subject…and that’s the end of it!!
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I didn’t! I was only saying, in Man’s defense, that he’s not a traitor to his race by thinking some white chick was good-looking. That’s not a decision his brain makes anyway… well, not the big one.
Also, a snow-mexican is an Alaskan, i.e. Sarah Palin.
@OSHIE
“Settle down, a man’s ***** knows no color”
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Funny you should say that with Stevie Wonder in your gravie…
Is your Va Jay Jay color blind? (that ain’t a “line”)
@ Oshie.
LOL. It’s okay, you weren’t being insensitive. Yeah I hope his ***** fall in a manhole while he’s running around with my bag as well. Damn *****. I thought robberies went out in the 90’s. LOL
IS IT FREAKY FRIDAY YET?
@ oshie
oh ok ur married…good for you, I won’t be doing that anytime soon
look at me im standin tall, she know how to keep it up.
we just left the club, so you know we both drunk as *****.
30 minutes in, second wind call it cardiooo(ahaha)
i go up and down round and round super mariooo(aye!)
ooh wee ooh wee, she bustin like a uzi.
im ridin that suzuki.
she wet as a jacuzzi.
@CUTIE PIE
“oh ok ur married…good for you, I won’t be doing that anytime soon”
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**whew** glad to see that.
say i stepped up in the spot smellin like a pound,
oh yea you know im takin that, you aint gotta pull em down.
you aint gotta take em off,
im over agressive,
yea its bout to be an accident, just call progressive
i don’t know if you can handle this, know if you can handle me.
first im gonna start right here where your man should be.
i don’t know if you can handle this, know if you can handle young.
if you aint neva had a real nikka, betta get you one.
@ Man:
Funny you should say that with Stevie Wonder in your gravie…
Is your Va Jay Jay color blind? (that ain’t a “line”)
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Yeah, I had it all planned out like that.
To answer your question, yeah, pretty much. It doesn’t know color, but it knows size. And it never forgets a face.
she know that im never shy,
most the time im probably high.
mr. kidnap the kitty cat,
im gonna need an alibi.
@Oshie
“Yeah, I had it all planned out like that.
To answer your question, yeah, pretty much. It doesn’t know color, but it knows size. And it never forgets a face.”
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LOL. I understand that. Well, the ol’ weapon doesn’t have “face recognition” capabilities. It operates in the dark.
@ my nuts
can we not do freestyle friday today
ur name is hilarious though lol
Takin’ it there?
CP…
Thats no freestlye…thats the Snowman….
lol @ freestlye friday…
dude is going in…
@ Man: Hmmm… like a ninja…
Hey Hey Hey
Is it just me or is everyone already feeling the urge to go home??
@ Mrs. Philly
I wanted to turn back around and go home while I was sitting in traffic, lol!
My name is an ode to the little hood-rat chick I used to kick it with..She was foul-mouthed, woke up with a wine flavored black and mild, pizza combos and a gl***** of yak..Her body looked like an old baseball mitt. Then 1940’s ones..She was not attractive and looked worst than Khia(if that’s possible) but she would LICK MY NUTS, MY CRACK AND MY DINGLEBERRIES JUST LIKE THAT!!!!
My name is Barney Rubble and I’m here to say…
I love Fruity Pebbles in a major way…
(he loves Fruity Pebbles in a major way!)
hey yall!!! Oshie you tripping already today?? MS Philly “HOW YOU DURin” in rasputia from norbits voice??
Oshie (how do you do that there?)(Check me out!)
My name is Barney Rubble and I’m here to say…
I love Fruity Pebbles in a major way…
(he loves Fruity Pebbles in a major way!)
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LOL!!
Better than 50 Cent!!
I remember my boy walked in my crib unannounced and sure enough I had my legs behind my head, with a blount in my mouth while she fed herself
@ Oshie,
“My name is Barney Rubble and I’m here to say…
I love Fruity Pebbles in a major way…
(he loves Fruity Pebbles in a major way!)”
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DEAD
THAT BABY GONNA HAVE THE SAME GOATEE THAT TAMEKA HAS
@ Lauren,
“Is it just me or is everyone already feeling the urge to go home??”
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I was ready to go home the minute I arrived on the plantation. I’m done with this job today
is this the same hanny that hid his snowflake yesterdaY??
My Nuts, My Crack, Lick My Dingleberries Just Like that(Check me out!)
I remember my boy walked in my crib unannounced and sure enough I had my legs behind my head, with a blount in my mouth while she fed herself
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I threw up a little when I read that.
“fed herself”
wow
YES IT’S ME *****
hanni i winked at you i was playing boo…..but how do you know i like it ruff like that…….
@ Man
email
@ Cutie Pie
i been living like you past few days..getting wined up
ahhh back in full effect….
nah @ man…the ex was givin me a bad h*****le…had me tweakin for a lil while…lookin out windows, unpluggin phones from walls n whatnot….
*sigh*….feels missed…:)
@DC’S Finest & Auntie…
I feel ya’ll! Didn’t I hear somewhere that the governement jobs will do a 4 day weekend?? I’m in the wrong business!
The old hannibal, now that’s what i’m talking about!
@ Mrs. Philly
You and me both! I work for a university and we barely get off for snow days, lol!
My Nuts, My Crack, Lick My Dingleberries Just Like that(Check me out!)
I remember my boy walked in my crib unannounced and sure enough I had my legs behind my head, with a blount in my mouth while she fed herself
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UM, am i to believe a MAN had his legs behind his head? didnt know dudes did such flexible things…..ummmm k
@ Lauren,
Girl, I’m about to apply! Get me out of corporate!
my freestyle>>>>>
oshie and her fruity pebbles
dingle and his nuts
y is hot sauce trying to cyber*****
erybodies guts…..
Hi Hannibal! I miss your gravie-you’re a cutie!
@ jaxon
red, white, or blush??
I got to buy me a bottle when I get out of work..i’m gonna be a homebody this weekend
@AUNT VIV
WELL SORRY…
i am going to slit my wrists *****ody loves me today……
White… Moscato
Me and the “BD” killed like 3 bottles..been one of those weeks
Government jobs are the best, they pay hourly + usually unlimited overtime, the best benefits, sick leave, vacation, 401k you can get.
Hi Victoria
Hanni..no gravvy makes me sad
“UM, am i to believe a MAN had his legs behind his head? didnt know dudes did such flexible things…..ummmm k”
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Ah Baby if you willin to do it, i’ll make it happen…I put a ceiling fan in my bedroom with a harness, didn’t know it was possible either, till I had this gymnastic chick who lived off carrots and water. She showed me the way
@Auntie & DC’s Finest…
I work in a hospital…and I worked on my birthday one year and my birthday is the day before Christmas! LOL..SMH
Ah Baby if you willin to do it, i’ll make it happen…I put a ceiling fan in my bedroom with a harness, didn’t know it was possible either, till I had this gymnastic chick who lived off carrots and water. She showed me the way
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um ok, TMI. Dont want a man who can put his legs behind his legs….LOL
@ Oshie…they alright, but BORING…which is why im on here…LOL
Oshie (how do you do that there?)(Check me out!)
My name is Barney Rubble and I’m here to say…
I love Fruity Pebbles in a major way…
(he loves Fruity Pebbles in a major way!)
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LOL!!
Better than 50 Cent!!
LMAOOOOOOOOO I remember that commercial!!
DANA DAAAAAAAAANE!!! What it doooooooo?!!
Government jobs are the best, they pay hourly + usually unlimited overtime, the best benefits, sick leave, vacation, 401k you can get.
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Like Auntie said…where do we apply?? lol!
@ jaxon
mmmmmmm I love a chilled white
hey dana!!
No one on the corner got swagger like puff
swagger like puff
swag, swagger like puff
DIDDY is a certified *****
@ ms philly
usajobs.gov
@Lauren…yall pumpin it up toooo much…cuz it is BORING…now i WILL admit the benefits is good, but if u fa real…
go to usajobs.gov
DIDDY=FLAME
Re you a dumb *****,I bet you think Halle Berry’s baby is beautiful huh, I bet you look like a monkey thats why you hating on this baby when Halle baby look like she has down syndrome. All yall some stupid ***** haters!!!!!!
Erm…if the pay is good, then it can’t be more boring than my job…but I DO LOOOOOVE HEALTHCARE…so idk…
Re you a dumb *****,I bet you think Halle Berry’s baby is beautiful huh, I bet you look like a monkey thats why you hating on this baby when Halle baby look like she has down syndrome. All yall some stupid ***** haters!!!!!!
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DAMN TAMEKA! This is the internet…chill out.
HEY ERRRRRM!!!!!
Hey Cutie, what it do?
@ ERM
Jumping in… my reg job was boring so if the pay and benefits are good w/ a gov’t job..I’ll take it
@ Lauren,
We had a pipe explosion a few months ago and the whole block had to be evacuated. I thought our meeting was cancelled ‘cuz everyone had to leave. Don’t you know m*****a was like, let’s go meet at the STARBUCKS 2 blocks away? Really?!?!?! SMH!!!
@ Aunt Viv
Well I’m spreading love ya way to. Cuz you know how BK do. LOL
one thing you ain’t considered
I heard you when you told your girl “ooo he can get it”
admit it
you did it
lets hop a cab and split it
I’m kiddin
we both going to where you livin
HA, I got you gigglin like I’m piglet
oh thats the ticket
I hope you are more like anita baker than robin givens
No, I don’t know that lady so let me quit it
@ Lauren…there are ALOT of Healthcare jobs for the government and if your experienced they pay well. Also, if you have a degree the pay gets higher…you should def check out usajobs.gov
@ Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl,
No doubt my sista!
hey!! i’m from bk too..i want some l.o.v.e. too
Thank you Erm n’ cutie pie for the website. I’m for real, this corporate ish is for the birds!
@ Dana Dane…I read ya name then cracked up cuz ya gravi gave a mental pic….PURE HILARITY…u too much
@ Mrs. Philly
I believe it, lol! My sister used to work in a hospital and she worked ALL the time no matter what the situation! I couldn’t work in a hospital, they give me the heebie jeebies, lol. The last time I was in a hospital I was giving birth. The nurses were nice but I was ready to go!
OKAY I’M BACK PEOPLES!!!
@ cutie pie,
“hey!! i’m from bk too..i want some l.o.v.e. too”
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here you go ((cyber hug))
@ ERM
U know I had to let these fools kno
@ aunt viv
HEY TWIN!!!!
LOL @ Aunt Viv
He was determined to have that meeting!
HEYYYYY TWIN!!!! I’M OVER HERE GETTING DOWN ON MY FOOD. OKAY, TODAY ON Q’S TASTY MENU IS, BBQ RIBS, STRING BEANS, MAC N’ CHEESE, DEVILED EGGS, AND ROLLS. IT’S BANGIN!! LMAO
that is nothing like my job..I work in a building with 16 fl. the company resides on both 15 and 16..these *****fu*king genius think it is a wise idea to have a bi-monthly fire drill..now in these fire drills we have to walk from the 16 fl all the way down to the first..on the damn fire escape!!!
That is not his son!!!
That’s the lady he was with son Damn
@ Cutie Pie
LMAO! I thought being on the 9th floor was bad!
@Mrs. Philly (always positive)
Wasup lady love, lil sis.
@Sxyq
MUUUUUAAAAHHHH!!!! Big kiss for you
@Dana Dane
DD wasup wit it!! Yo sexy azz!! lol
@MsJaxon
Top of the morning to ya!!!
@CREAMYPEACH87
WHAT LADY ARE U TALKIN ABOUT?!
@ TWIN
MMMM LEMME GET SOME
@SxyQ – why you always making people hungry?? That sounds good…where the hell you get deviled eggs from your house?
@Hannibal – why did you take your gravie down, it was cute?
@ Yizzo @ theseen26
@ bereal
I don’t think that is the actual hannibal I think it is someone being an identity theif
thief*
whoops, meant to say YO to theseen…LOL…put that shirt down!! got me bumblin and what not
@TWIN (handing over plate) YOU KNOW I ALWAYS SHARE WIT YOU!!
@BE REAL
THERES THIS RESTERAUNT CALLED “IRENES” NOT FAR FROM MY JOB’S MAIN OFFICE. THAT OLD LADY GETS BUSY IN THE KITCHEN!! LOL
@THESEEN
(licking my lips) DAMN, WHAT A WAY TO START OFF A FRIDAY AFTERNOON. (kissing seen gently on the cheek, running a finger up and down seens abs, then walks away..lol)
I wish I had some hot wings…
@Seen,
How are ya?
How is the life of the MORE faithful coming along?
@Cutie Pie – that is just a shame..I do see in this Hannibals check me out before today they had not posted since August 28.
BOSSIP WHY YALL TAKE DOWN THAT DIDDY DOGGY DOO PIC?????!!! AHAHAHHAHA
@SxyQ – Sounds like my kind of restaurant!
HEY SEEN
THANKS TWIN!! Im tryin to keep my curves
@BE REAL
MY KIND OF RESTERAUNT FOR SURE!! I GOT TWO SETS OF RIBS. I DONT PLAY AROUND!! LMAO!!
@TWIN
I FEEL YOU, I’M TRYING TO GET SOME MORE CURVES..LMAO
@ Oshie
“the bedrock yellow,orange,purple,lime and red, but to get the fruity taste, I gotta trick Fred” I couldn’t help myself I loved that commercial : )
@Sxyq – I will live vicarously by you today…I am at the end of a detox to cleanse away some toxins (and some extra fat if possible). Besides I plan on wearing the tightest freakum dress tomorrow and I don’t want no extra bulges!
Oh, lord. I’ve started a 80’s commercial nostalgia-fest. I love it.
I don’t know what chris brown is going 2 be doing 15 years from now but he better watch out 4 lil usher.
@ bereal
wowwww!..is this another scooby doo mystery?!?!?!..stay tuned lol
Oshie
Do you remember the theme song to the Mario Bros cartoon? I used to love that one too! “hanging with the plumbers, you’ll be hooked on the brothers, uhh” I miss that cartoon
Thanks for the link CP…I’ve already applied to several jobs!! ***crossing fingers for a govmen job***
@lauren
whats up, how ya feelin, you aint busted by now!!!
well you wear it well your gravies have looked great lately!!!
so usher and the nanny are out with little ursh!!! how sweet, tamicka dont give a damn child support for two kids are ebough for her to maintain their lifestyle shes straight, and remember she is wifey so everything is ok
I loved the dancing california raisen commercial!! that was my favorite
whats up
sxy q
is everybody behaving today
@ jaxon
no problemo
@MsJaxon(BBC),
chile, I’m on the site in another tab…
Que lindo! Man, i wanna have Usher’s baby so i can be set for life and ride those abs every night instead of cooking! LOL
ms philly why o why did u take that pretty picture down u r still the prettiest u n ms sweet cheeks.
Hello everyone & HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!
@CORP
HEY MOMMA!! HOW YOU BEEN?
@BE REAL
GIRL, PUT YOUR FREAKUM DRESS ON!! LOL I WORE MINE TO A BIKER PARTY LAST SATURDAY AND BLEW EM AWAY!! SO I THINK I’LL WEAR ME SOME PANTS THIS WEEK. WHAT COLOR IS THE DRESS YOU’RE WEARING?
OOOOOHHHH MMMM-DADDDY. HEY THERE MY HANDSOME HUBBY. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
I THINK URSER’S SON IS VERY CUTE AND THATS A GOOD PICTURE OF THEM BOTH> WHAT EVER HAPPEN TO “WHAT TRASH” THE YOUNG 19 YEAR OLD IN COOLEGE THAT GOT HER FEELINGS HURT ON HERE AND LEFT SHE SEEM LIKE SUCH A SMART YOUNG LADY>
@”MAN YOU WAS WHO YOU WAS BEFORE I GOT HERE”(sxyQblondie, it’s thursday, and there will be peace)(Check me out!)
OOOOOHHHH MMMM-DADDDY. HEY THERE MY HANDSOME HUBBY. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
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I’m good sexy wife, is your Friday going well??
@Jaxon
replied to u
@dana dane
Where are you at?
@m-daddy – Hey!
@Sxyq – I am tossed between a red bubble dress or a black dress that is more fitted. I am leaning towards the black one because I could vary the shoes, plus it shows all my curves! The bubble dress is shorter and shows more legs, which I like to…so I am still thinking
what a handsome litte man!!! awwwwwww
typo-little
@Ms. Jax
Yeah its coming along, It’s been awhile since I had some new booty. I guess yall praying for me is working
Except for I cant give up flirting with SxyQ… lol It’s so hard!!
@SxyQ
Eating like that you better not get big on me cause I’m out the door, lol. Its gonna be hard to say goodbye though
@Ermy Erm
Where the hell you been???? Long time no see
@Aunt Viv
Yeah I’m gonna start a cyber abs session… lol. Get your webcams out yall
@Oshie (my #1 white girl)
Wasup with ya girly??? You crackin yokes today… lol
@BE
I SAY GO WITH THE BLACK DRESS. I DONT LIKE BUBBLE DRESSES, BUT RED STANDS OUT. BLACK WINS BECAUSE IT SHOWS MORE CURVE.
@M-DADDY
NOT TOO MUCH. TRYING NOT TO BE BORED BY THE DAY, SO I’M GONNA MAKE MY OWN FUN. WANT TO JOIN ME?(wink)
ROFL@THESEEN
NO HONEY, I WONT GET BIG ON YOU. YOU KNOW I GOT TO KEEP THE GIRLY FIGURE JUST LIKE YOU LIKE IT(peepin around for hubby..lol)
I MEANT TO TYPE COLLEGE NOT COOLEGE, I WENT BACK AND READ MY POST TYPO SORRY> BUT I WAS SEARCHING FOR THE COLLEGE GIRL WHO ATTENDED NIU>
@ the Seen26
***applauding your maturation***
baby steps on cutting down the flirting
cute baby..
Tom-ecka got that on lock…she probably hiding in the bushes just waiting for him to mess up so she can smack him in his grill…lol…she will be getting a nice paycheck for the rest of her life….lol
@ ITS BEREAL’S BIRTHDAY IN 2 DAYS!!!!(Check me out!)
@m-daddy – Hey!
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Hello and happy Birthday just in case I forget to say it
I’m everyone’s #1 white girl today! I’m such a *****.
@m-daddy – Thanks!
Man, I just don’t care
Yeah, I just don’t care about the black race neither. LOLOLOLOL!!
Thank you for the standing ovation, and I am currently bowing.
Usher is taking care of this monkey kid for his image. You people know he wouldn’t value the relationship with this thing. You also know that he would be in jail if he wasn’t a celebrity. Don’t screw up because you will join your relative Michael Vick. LOLOLOL!!
OSHIE WHEN I SEE YOUR SCREEN NAME, THE NEXT LINE THAT ALWAYS COMES TO MY HEAD IS…”WHO DAT, SAY DEY WANNA DO DAT!!” LMAO
@”MAN YOU WAS WHO YOU WAS BEFORE I GOT HERE”(sxyQblondie, it’s thursday, and there will be peace)
@M-DADDY
NOT TOO MUCH. TRYING NOT TO BE BORED BY THE DAY, SO I’M GONNA MAKE MY OWN FUN. WANT TO JOIN ME?(wink)
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I think you know the answer to that question
@M-DADDY
SO WHATS ON THE TALK LIST FOR FUN FRIDAY TODAY PEOPLE? GOING SHOPPING ON MY LUNCH BREAK. I’M THINKING ABOUT GETTING MY DAD A WATCH FOR CHRISTMAS, ESPECIALLY SINCE ONE OF THE JEWELRY STORES IN THE MALL IS CLOSING DOWN. I’M RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO BUY HIM.
Man, I just don’t care(Check me out!)
@dana dane
Where are you at?
Im right here boo!
Dont u hate when ur @ work and ur boss actually makes u do some. SMH, the gaul!!
@TWIN
THES FOTHER MUCKERS AROUND HERE ALWAYS POPPIN PAST MY DESK, PEEPIN OVER TRYING TO CHECK OUT WHAT I’M WORKING ON SLYLY. I’M LIKE “BACK OFF HOMEBOY!!” THEY’RE SO NOSEY AROUND HERE.
@SxyQ – I think I will go with the black dress! What you think of some yellow shoes?
@ theseen,
((ordering webcam from Best Buy))
Let us know when cl***** starts OK
@Jewish Woman
DONT START THAT TODAY PLEASE!!!!!
@Ms. Jax
Thanks honey
Baby steps for sure!!!
@sxyQ
lol. Alright I’m gonna hold you to that.
@BE REAL
YELLOW SHOES WOULD BE BLAZIN. I LIKE YELLOW. IT STANDS OUT AS WELL. YOU GOT ANY YELLOW ACCESSORIES?
@MMMMMMM MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM DADDY
IGNORE THAT BROAD..DONT GIVE HER THE SATISFACTION. YOU EVER SEEN A CRAZY IN THE CORNER TALKING TO THEMSELVES? YOU DONT FOOL WITH THOSE JOINTS DO YOU? DONT FOOL WITH HER/HIM/IT. JUST LET HER TALK TO HERSELF.
@ sxyQ: I was thinking more along the lines of “New Orleans, Baton Rouge, how u do dat there, Lafayette, Lake Charles, how u do dat there Uhhhhhhh Na na na nAAAA.”
I hate Master P.
@theseen26 AKA walking sex toy!!!
Whats up you BIG OLE PLAYA AZZ PIMP???
@THESEEN
I ALWAYS MAKE GOOD ON MY PROMISES. I EVEN MAKE SURE I KEEP PROOF ON HAND. LMAO(SMILE)
co-sign on the yellow shoes with a black dress, get a yellow cuff or somethin you’ll be BANGin!
@OSHIE
YES I KNOW. AND “WHO DAT, SAY DEY WANNA DO DAT” IS ACTUALLY A LINE IN THAT FOOLISH SONG. (not to be confused with lil wayne “who dat say dey gone beat lil wayne.”) LMAO
Jewish Lady reminds me of a 12 year old boy who learned racist jokes from their uncle or cousin. Who else uses the word “monkey” so much, as if it’s funny and original?
@ sxyQ: My mistake – I thought you was gettin rasta on me or something LOL
My favorite P song is Pulla Kick Door in which he repeats every single line anyone else is saying throughout – “land mine… missle… uhhhh… whistle…” P, you’re so stupid.
@ AS I STAND, ONE LEG OF MY PANTS UP, IN A STANCE LIKE “AND WHAT?”(sxyQblondie aint in the mood today, its friday)
@MMMMMMM MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM DADDY
IGNORE THAT BROAD..DONT GIVE HER THE SATISFACTION. YOU EVER SEEN A CRAZY IN THE CORNER TALKING TO THEMSELVES? YOU DONT FOOL WITH THOSE JOINTS DO YOU? DONT FOOL WITH HER/HIM/IT. JUST LET HER TALK TO HERSELF.
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You know usually I do ignore foolishness, but I cant stand it when someone talks about the children, cause you know M-DADDY LUVS THE KIDS!!!
@Aunt Viv
My cl*****es are done topless so we can see the results in action lol. So get ready… lol
@BEREAL
38??? Can you handle a young man like myself??? lol
@Oshie
No not everyone, just me….
@SxyQ – I love yellow too! I have these yellow heels that are whew! I do have yellow accessories but I like Oshies idea of a cuff, I have a bracelet but it is more of a bangle.
@M-DADDY
“IT” IS DOING EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO GAIN ATTENTION BECAUSE ALOT OF US ARE IGNORING THE B.S. SO NO MATTER WHAT THE LITTLE IMBECILE SAYS, IGNORE IT. EITHER IT WILL GO AWAY, OR BE FORCED TO ENTERTAIN ITSELF. IT’S LOVING THE FACT THAT IT’S ABLE TO STIR UP TENSION AMONGST FOLKS RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
Has it cooled down a bit in here?
Now, that’s a good look.
oshie is our token white gurl in here……..go oshie………
oshie is bossips stand for affirmative action in reverse
@theseen – the question is can you handle me??? didn’t I tell you yesterday don’t start none it won’t be none??
@THESEEN
TOPLESS? YOU? (packing stuff quickly, on the way to you..lol)
@BE REAL
EITHER OR. YELLOW MAKES THE STATEMENT. I WANT TO SEE PHOTO’S ONCE YOU GET DRESSED!!!!! NO EXCUSES EITHER!! YOU HAVE MY EMAIL!!!
you know i am kidding oshie you know where i am from i am probably whiter than you!!
HEY HEY HEY OH LAWDY!! WHERE YOU BEEN MOMMA?
@theseen26,
LOL…you still got quite a bit of flirt in you!!
Bossip sistren, theseen26 will be conducting cyber ab cl*****es topless…get the webcams ready…
around gurl yesterday in here was to much for me
White-ified version:
Oh! How do you do that over there?
Say! How do you do that over there?
San Francisco to Seattle – How do you do that over there?
Idaho to Colorado – How do you do that over there?
Because we are about it about it and we just don’t care!
Awesome!
and say like viv “m*****ah was crackin the whip”
and say like viv “m*****ah was crackin the whip”
oshie yo azz is off the wall
@seen you didnt invite me
Why do you minstrels insist on having conversations in threads?
lol @ oshie
Reverse affirmative action… wouldn’t that be segregation?
@ Oh lawdy, what makes you say that, do you listen to a lot of Common or something?
anyway sexy I work in finance so with the banking crap going on things have been wild over here
@M-dad
lol. I’m chillin man. Trying not to feed off these negative vibes that been coming in here lately.
@sxyQ
You going to join my abs cl*****?? lol
SMA @ Encyclopedia Brown and his overuse of the term “minstrels”.
just kidding oshie i love you babes!!! I said I am black but i am probably whiter than you……..you know how they make em where i am from
“Why do you minstrels insist on having conversations in threads?”
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on ur web page when you visit bossip the comment area does not pop up automatically you have to click on the “comment” link to access the comments..how about you not click it if it bugs u so much
@OH LAWDY
I NOTICED I DIDNT SEE YOU IN HERE EARLY WITH US!!
@THESEEN
I WANT MY OWN ONE ON ONE SESSION..LOL
@ seen i am part of the family i aint one on them idiots and you did not invite me (raising my hand shirtless jumping up and down ready for me cl*****……….ouchie i just stabbed myself in the eye with my nipple!!)
i was working for a change…of all days to get alot of work they pick friday…..girl my man ois leaving tonight to to go texas for fema disaster recovery i am just over it
LMFAO @ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN
MINSTRELS HUH? NOT FEELING LOVED OR APPRECIATED TODAY? DONT REALLY LIKE US HUH? I’M NOT SURE WE CARE!! LMAO
@OH LAWDY
ouchie i just stabbed myself in the eye with my nipple!!)
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DEAD………
all i wanted was seens attention
@ lawdy, I dunno… if you’re black I’m probably whiter than you, since I’m white. Seems logical. Unless you drive a Saturn and listen to Nelly Furtado – in that case you make me look like Grace Jones.
oshie i mean physically now you lafayette and that light skinned i cant even get a damn tan,…..when i moved up north they thought i was albino
@ lawdy: all i wanted was seens attention
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He probably couldn’t see you since you’re incognegro.
i mean you are probably darker than me dam i am stupid girl :-0
lmmfbao
OIC, Lawdy… well down in N.O. they’ll be all over your *****, just ask Man…
why the hell can’t we converse back and forth on the boards???hmmmm somebody with some ***** please tell me why the f*ck we can’t converse back and forth???..btw i’m asking this with a smile..because I had red velvet cake as dessert for lunch
sorry i have a big hunk of of choco-latte.
@ Cutie Pie
I love red velvet cake!!
Sorry CP for not answering earlier but that Jewish B*TCH just rubbed me the wrong way way too early…then Man made that damn statement and I just couldn’t take it anymore…anyway the moderator of this site was saying that the site really is b/o.
Man & Oshie I apologize for my approach today…I’m just really fed up with the damn racist trolls that keep coming in here with that bullcrap…it is very very annoying…and then I work around nothing but white people (I’m the only black) and they annoy the hell outta me with their one-track minds.
I was just completely fed up…but I’m calm now…I think.
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I copied and pasted from another thread b/c I didn’t know where you guys were.
Pipe down minstrels. Focus on Ersher and his baby…It’s the topic of the post.
And by the way, Oshie are you a boy or a girl? And what does SMA stand for?? Sugar Mol*****es Apple???
You minstrels, you
hey afiya………..
I think SMA is shaking my *****
I’m a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight…..
* If you grow up in Hawaii , raised by your grandparents, you’re ‘exotic’ and ‘different.’
* If you grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, It is a quintessential American story.
* If your name is Barack you’re a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
* If you name your kids Willow , Trig and Track, you’re a mainstream patriotic American.
* If you graduate from Harvard law School, you are unstable.
* If you attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you’re well grounded.
* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate’s Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran’s Affairs committees, you don’t have any real leadership experience.
* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you’re qualified to become the country’s second highest ranking executive.
* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you’re not a real Christian.
* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and then left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you’re a good Christian.
* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
* If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state’s school system while your unwed teenage daughter ends up pregnant , you’re very responsible.
* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family’s values don’t represent America ’s.
* If you’re husband is nicknamed ‘First Dude’, with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn’t register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.
OK, I’m much clearer now…
LMAO SMA @ Encylopedia Brown. Oh my gosh I am laughing so hard I can’t type….
@Aunt Viv
lol. yeah just a lil bit in me, lol. But Im getting better… I think lol
@Sxy
Ok 1on1 just for you. But we gonna workout more than abs… you are going to have to do some squats also, lol.
@OH LAWDY
Oh my bad…. it’s open to the public. FREE WEBCAM CYBER ABS CL*****ES EVERYONE!!! lol
i cant attend now i was trying to get your attention and i aint had no shirt on and i was jumping …i put my eye out with my nipple…sorry seen
Peace! @ Oh, Lawdy
LOL…someone else just posted that on the SolAngle post.
Good info though!
@ encyclopedia brown
stop conversing in the posts!!..type your comment and move along now..it is always good to practice what you preach
@ afiya
its ok I just ignore them
Thanks Lawdy, I forwarding that info in my office…
*I am* forwarding. Sorry, I don’t usually talk like Elmo.
HEY EVERYONE, what it do?
Wheres my hubby
@THESEEN
OKAY, OKAY…I’LL OBLIGE. I WONT ARGUE WITH YOU. BUT I DO HAVE ONE MORE REQUEST. I NEED A 24 HR SLOT..(LMAO..I’M SELFISH WITH ALL MY TRAINERS..LMAO)
@EVERYONE
I THINK WHAT ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN IS REALLY TRYING TO SAY IS THAT HE WANTS A HUG…EVERYBODY LINE UP. IT’S MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER.
Don’t give it all up all flirtiness theseen!
Anywho, y’all I’m not really feeling Bossip today. Spreadin’ love my Brooklyn way has proven futile
I’m out. Have a good weekend.
n/p we gots to edumacate em yall~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Good night victoria…
@ oshie if i had your email i could get you a better copy its all in color
@Encyclopedia Brown – Minstrel
The minstrel show, or minstrelsy, was an American entertainment consisting of comic skits, variety acts, dancing, and music, performed by white people in blackface or, especially after the American Civil War, blacks in blackface.
Minstrel shows lampooned black people in disparaging ways: as ignorant, lazy, buffoonish, superstitious, joyous, and musical.
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Wow…that is a deep insult my brother…wow
night aunt viv! have a good weekend
Stop laughin Oshie. That sweet mol*****es be drippin from your teef
whats up sexy what you doing this weekend??
NIGHT AUNTIE
I have an Encyclopedia BeReal. Don’t you think I know this?
Squid Brains
@OH LAWDY
WELL I WILL PROBABLY STAY IN THE CRIB TONIGHT SINCE I WENT OUT LAST FRIDAY. MY JOB IS HAVING A PICNIC AND FUN DAY TOMMOROW. SO I MAY ATTEND THAT. THEN TOMMOROW I MAY GO OUT FOR THE EVENING. HAVENT SET IT IN STONE YET. WHAT YOU GOT PLANNED MISSY?
@SxyQ – I cleared my cache and I see you are already in your freakum dress!
not much just me and the chirren!!
@Encyclopedia – I just wanted everyone to know what you were saying…maybe I am squid brains I try not to hold on to negative words like this
Jewish nose here you are over here with you hatred, why you want to call usher’s kid a name you are just a low life and i hope your nose just keeps growing and gets longer than your dic@.
sexy saving energy for my bday!!!! next thursday…i cant hang like i used to!!
@OH LAWDY
LMAO @ THAT SCREEN NAME.
@BE REAL
I’M SO CALM AND RELAXED TODAY, THAT THESE FOLKS ON BOSSIP COULDNT GET UNDER MY SKIN WITH A HOLLOW POINT. I SUGGEST YOU NOT LET THEM PLUCK YOUR FRIDAY AFTERNOON EITHER. IGNORE THE FOOLISHNESS. GIRL, I THINK I’M GOING TO PUT ON SOME FREAKUM PANTS IF I GO ANYWHERE LATER!! LMAO. IT’S BEEN KIND OF CHILLY IN THE EVENINGS LATELY!! LMAO
BE BACK!! HEADED TO LUNCH!!
@SxyQ – Yeah, you right!
I will send you pictures of my birthday!
It is kind of chilly now in NJ but it is supposed to get warmer tomorrow and sunday
ok someone give us a question of the day!!
Hey someone show Jew and Afro a black man with his son from his wife who is a BLACK WOMEN HEHEHE
@sxyQ
Ok just for you hun… sorry ladies abs cl***** has been suspended due to the fact Sxy want a 24hr 1on1 all by herself, lol. Am I invited to the company picnic?? lol.
@OH LAWDY
Sorry hun. Blame SxyQ that cl***** got canceled lol But I will bring it if Cutie Pie wanna join. lol Lets all get her to join…
@Auntie
Be safe this weekend, MUAH!!!
ok seen gimme a minute to catch my breath,,,,,,you givin me the chills with that gravie!!!
seen what about my eye
@Everyone – Question – Do you go through/snoop through your significant others belongings? IF so Why? What do you do if you find something you don’t like?
@ be real…..
QUESTION OF THE DAY…
Is it ok for your man to get a lap dance at a strip club? why or why not??
i sure as hell will….i will get that fool and str8 up ask about it,,,,if i dont get the answer i want i will look some more…
get as many lap dances as you want…but you betta not tip the *****
@the seen – Yes, I would prefer to be there but if not long as he knows the limits!
<KISSING AND BLOWING SOFTLY ON TO OH LAWDY’S EYE
It’s going to be all better now…
ooooooooooooo minty fresh!! @seen
I just came from another site that I can’t name because bossip keeps blocking me..they can block my comments but no the other idiots..anyhoo…there were no racist comments on there and everyone was having a good ol’ time..smh @ bossip..bossip sucks exhaust pumps
*snikers* i’m so silly
im am gone afro-latin person and yes i cuss on here so what, let bossip block me not you and who cares if you have black or cuban in you most people are mixed with something . I have about 4 different races in me and im not namimg them because its not important so i am not going to talk about ignoring you all day like others and keep talking about it that is a sign you are getting to me so i bid your as@ goodbye.
KISSING AND BLOWING SOFTLY ON TO OH LAWDY’S EYE
It’s going to be all better now…
@BeReal
@Everyone – Question – Do you go through/snoop through your significant others belongings? IF so Why? What do you do if you find something you don’t like?
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NEVER…and he’s never gone through my things in all the 19 years we’ve been married.
@BBC -AFIYA
“Man & Oshie I apologize for my approach today…I’m just really fed up with the damn racist trolls that keep coming in here with that bullcrap…it is very very annoying…and then I work around nothing but white people (I’m the only black) and they annoy the hell outta me with their one-track minds.
I was just completely fed up…but I’m calm now…I think.”
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Lol… no need to apologize. Don’t worry I have a incurable and untreatable addiction to black women.
It’s terminal because I know I will die from my addiction to Sistahs. Yum….
afiya i disagree but maybe thats why i didnt stay married as long as you
man can i come visit you when i go home
OH LAWDY!!!! seen blew in it and its all better now ( my eye perverts my eye)(Check me out!)
man can i come visit you when i go home
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Is that at me?
yes
@Afiya
You married??? Man I had my hopes set high we were going to be together one day
lol. But man 19 years is a long time. I’m going to have to get a lesson from you on how to stay together with someone that long.
@OH LAWDY
Now meet me in my bedroom…. lol.
@BEREAL
naw I dont need to go through her *****. But she might be going through mine. But she will never find anything.. believe that. But why cant he tip?
@Cutie Pie
Are we still buddies?
OH LAWDY!!!! seen blew in it and its all better now ( my eye perverts my eye)(Check me out!)
yes
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Sure can. I work downtown. Just let me know when you are coming…
**shhh** don’t say anything but LSU is going to lose Saturday.
@the seen – Oh Lawdy said she did not want her man to tip, if I was there I would tip her for him. I am all for tips that is what they are working so hard for!
seen if he wants to tip i can shake it to boo……..i may be a little older now but “THUNDA” is still in the buildin!!!
And Seen what you got fot me in that room
not fot but for typo
yeah its almost 430
“LOVE, PEACE, AND CHICKEN GREASE!!”
SMOOCHES TO ALL THE SEXY BOSSIP MEN,
OH LAWDY
Good night all!
Enjoy your weekend!
Hey All! From the looks of things, i havent missed much today, lol!
Anybody seen Man lately? Tell that FOOL i’m lookin for him…
@ Man,
I didn’t get your email…please resend…THANKS A BUNCH
@ theseen
we are still buddies..buddy
@ Man and Lawdy, you both just come up to Monroe and I’ll show you haw to party white girl style.
We can go to the “Boat”, a BYOB strip club shaped like a boat where the girls do EVERYTHING. C’mon, I don’t want to go by myself…
@theseen,
Yes, he shouldn’t go to the strip club if he’s not going to take FULL advantage of everything it has to offer! I’ll even choose the stripper (and i will not pick the ugliest girl there either, lol)
@OH LAWDY
Oh I was just going to give you a full body m*****age.
LSU WILL SOOOOO NOT LOSE THAT GAME.
BEWARE…THERE IS AN LSU HATER IN THE HOUSE….
AUBURN CAN KICK ROCKS
@ the seen: Since I used to be a stripper I will say HELL no, unless I am there to supervise. 75% of those girls don’t just “dance” on laps.
I’ll stand over them both looking down a pair of gl*****es holding a yardstick.
Auburn? Beat LSU? Have you gone mad?
@Kesha
Wow you are my kind of girl… lol. Can I be your man for one weekend lol
@cutie pie
*High-Five* Just wanted to put a check in the box and make sure
@ theseen,
“Wow you are my kind of girl… lol. Can I be your man for one weekend lol”
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Sure sexy! But be careful, i’ll have you wanting to be my man FOREVER!
@SEEN
YOU ARE JUST TOO MUCH(SMILE)…I’M READY FOR MY CL*****ES NOW!!(SMILE)
@Oshie
You use to strip??? You wouldn’t believe me if I told you I use to do private parties
@ seen,
“You wouldn’t believe me if I told you I use to do private parties”
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Well looky here, you just get better and better huh!
@SEEN
AND NO, MY MAN WOULD NOT BE GETTING ANY LAP DANCES FROM ANY TRICKS AT A STRIP JOING. #1 BECAUSE HE WONT BE SPENDING OUR HARD EARNED DUCKETS ON SOME BIRD. #2, I GIVE HIM MY HIS OWN LAP DANCES AT HOME. LMAO
@Kesha
Well I dont see a problem with that… lol. But I hope you dont mind me going to SxyQ house to give her “Abs cl*****es” lol
@SxyQ
Lol. Give me one sec. I have to put baby oil on my body lol
@SEEN
I WILL MORE THAN GLADLY TAKE YOU TO THE COMPANY PICNIC(SMILE). MAKE SURE OUR SESSION GOES WELL, OKAY?(SMILE)
@BE REAL
I WILL BE WAITING FOR THE PICS FROM YOU BIRTHDAY GIRL!! I PROBABLY WONT DO A WHOLE LOT THIS WEEKEND. NEXT WEEKEND, I’M GOING TO SEE MINT CONDITION. CANT WAIT!!
@SEEN
I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT YOU KNOW…(LOL)
@ seen,
Not at all, i don’t mind sharing the wealth, LMAO! I will even promote your “private dancing” cl*****es to all of my friends! What’s your number, 1-800-DANCE4U?
@Kesha
Yes I’m like fine wine… through time I get better and better.
@sxyQ
lol. I’ll bring the beer, lol. Oh sweetheart my sessions always goes well. You are going to get a full workout, I just hope you can keep up.. lol
@ SEEN,
I do love me some wine!
@SEEN
LISTEN UP, I’LL KEEP UP ALRIGHT(LOL). YOU JUST MAKE SURE YOU DONT TRY TO CUT MY TIME.
@Kesha
“promote me” that sound like “pimp me” lmao.
@Sxyq
Oh my bad. Yeah I need some help putting oil on my back. Kesha can you help her out? lol
@ SEEN,
Pimp you? Of course not. If i were going to pimp you i would want 60% of the profits! You can keep all the money. I’m sure my friends will find ways to THANK ME, LOL! Also, as long as i get my session for free, then we can call it even???? What you say? You said used to do, does that mean you’ve turned in your tighty whiteys and whistle, lol???
@sxyQ
Oh *****!!! You are demanding!!! lol Dont worry about the time love… lol. Just know I’m in control of this session
@Kesh
Have you ever had wine licked off of you??? if not you are missing out…. lol
@ SEEN,
I’m out sexy…be good (seriously, we were making progress, remember). No P besides your girl’s P, k?! LMAO!!! And i want the truth on Monday too
@theseen26 AKA walking sex toy!!!
lol
Usher’s son is handsome like he is!
@ SEEN,
i just HAVE to repsond to this before i go, lol…Nope, never had wine licked off me (pulling out my notebook and pencil)!! Damn shame huh? I will definitely put that on my list of things to do this weekend though…THANK YOU! And i will gladly give you all the details on Monday. We can exchange our sexual encounters, lol! Have a good one!
@SEEN
IM NOT “DEMANDING” LOL. I JUST ALWAYS KNOW HOW I WANT THINGS DONE. I SUPPOSE I COULD RELINQUISH “SOME” OF MY POWER FOR A SMALL AMOUNT OF TIME.LOL
@Kesha
Lmao… Ok we got a deal!!! Well I didnt quite turn them in. I just took a “break” I have a cop uniform, UPS Uniform, Cowboy outfit, and these elephant thongs where Mr. Wizard is his trunk, lol. Yeah I named my Di*k Mr. Wizard
@Kesha
Alright girly you have fun this weekend. And yes share the details.. lol. Or just email me the details theseen21@gmail.com
@sxyQ
lol. Yeah do that. It will be in your best interest lol
@SEEN
AHHHHHH, IS THAT SO? WELL DO I NEED TO BRING ANYTHING?(SMILE)
QUICK QUESTION, I CHANGED MY GRAVIE EARLIER AND I COULD SEE IT AT FIRST, NOW ITS BACK TO THE OLD ONE. WHICH ONE DO YOU SEE NOW? THE STUPID GRAVATAR WEBSITE SMOKES CRACK FROM TIME TO TIME
@sxyQ
Oh *****!!! damn my heart is beating fast as hell right now lol. I’m lovin the new gravie
LOL @ Mr. Wizard… I like the vibe in here a lot better… let’s all get naked.
@SEEN
THANK YOU SEXY….LET ME GO AND CLEAR MY OWN DAMNED CACHE AND SEE IF IT WILL POP UP FOR ME. I’VE TRIED TO CLEAR IT A GAZILLION TIMES. FOOLISHNESS..LMAO
@OSHIE
LMAO..I TELL YOU EVERYDAY THAT YOU ARE ONE CRAZY PERSON. LMAO
Dayum you, sxy, always trying to bring out the gay in me… I’m leaving >:P
@sxyq
Is that a lil booty I see tryna peek around the corner?? lol I didnt know you had a phatty lol. And you look taller than 5′….
@OSHIE
Dayum you, sxy, always trying to bring out the gay in me… I’m leaving >:P
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DEAD(oshie you damned fool)
@THESEEN
LMAO, I TOLD YOU I WAS A SMALL FRY MISTER. I PROMISE TO GOODNESS, I AM ONLY 5FT AND MAYBE 1INCH. AND THATS A TINY MAYBE. I’M SHORT AS SH*T. LOL
@OSHIE
You go both ways???
@sxyQ
Damnit Sxy you gotta stop putting naughty thoughts in my head…. lol
@THESEEN
OSHIE IS OFF THE DAMNED CHAIN IS WHAT SHE IS.LOL
WHAT DID I DO TO PUT THOUGHTS IN YOUR HEAD? (remember your oath..no new vajayjay!!lol)
@Sxy
Right. Yours is the only one I’m gonna have lol
@THESEEN
TISK TISK TISK(lol) I’LL GET YOU TO BEHAVE YOURSELF ONE OF THESE DAYS..LOL(WITH THAT STOMACH LIKE THAT)
MAURY: Usher….in the case of Usher junior, you are NOT the father…
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I’m not gay, I’m just a *****.
1985 * mohegan sun can be played for any variant of gambling. Playing more than one machine just exposes you more to limo edge. Do not play more than one machine at a 2 day hangover.
HOOKHEAD URSH AND MINI URSH
Tameka Foster is a gold-digging snipe.(Looks like she stinks too) Usher is an idiot for trying to make a freaky hoe into a housewife and I hope his punk ***** gets raped in child support payments!(I wonder how much sperm she had to swallow to get set up in the mansion?) I still like the episode of “The Boondocks” where Tom Du Bois slapped the ***** outta his corny *****!(Wish it was me who did it!)
Usher Raymond the fifth. Very imaginative. Very conceited. Give the child his own identity. Not a tag which puts him in your shadow. It’s got nothing to do with heritage or tradition. It’s all about arrogance.
USHER IS LIKE ***** YA’LL SORRY NEGROES.STOP HATING ESPECIALLY ON HIS SEED DAMN YA’LL SORRY *****S HAVE NO MORALS.
@Tea*****
If Usher didn’t want anybody to hate on his ***** *****,he shouldn’t have married a stank *****, ball suckin’,*****-swallowing w***** like the one he married! *****ody told him to marry Tameka Foster child, and even if she did get pregnant with his kid,he didn’t have to bring his *****-whipped ***** back for round two without condoms! He chose to marry that ***** and I personally hope she *****s up his finances beyond repair! *****in’ *****got!The other issue I’d like to address is now you see why black dudes with paper don’t want to get with black women these days because the end result is that they try to get everything they can out of you and when they use you for whatever it is they wanted, they try to get pregnant and ***** up your finances!If you are stupid enough to let some busted ***** ***** like that take your cake then you deserve what you get Usher!
@ JEWISH WOMEN WERE THE F*CK IS HETLER WHEN I NEED HIM.I WANT TOO LOCK U IN A DARK HOLE AN ONLY BRING U OUT 2 CLEAN MY A** AFTER I *****.TAKE IT PERSONALLY!EAT ***** AN DIE JEWISH WOMEN
I don’t like to talk about people’s kids but you guys know that baby is not the cutest…I’m sorry, God please forgive me
Halle Berry’s baby is not that cute either, but everyone is saying she is. I wonder why……….