Friday, September 19th, 2008
Diddy is in a Whole Heap of Sh*t!!!
Posted by Bossip Staff
Apparently, sh*t happens to all of us, even to a mogul like Diddy. All those body guards around him and no one could foresee what lay ahead? Rest assured; someone’s gonna pay for this sh*t!!!
It’s not over…check this sh*t out…
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AAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
HAHA, THATS WHAT HE GETS!
I could’ve done without this post..this is just a very disgusting post..is the news that slow today bossip..really?!?!..smh
LIKE DL HUGHLEY SAID…”EVERY MAN HAS A SH*TTY DAY.” HUH DIDDY? OLE SH*TTY DIDDY!!(LMFAO)
Man dat fool too grown to look like that. shiney shoes *****?
That makes me happy for some reason…
Hey peeps–Sxyq & CutiePie! Bossip, that was nasty–and dumb!
Funny SH*T
THAT’S JUST WHAT HE IS, A PIECE OF *****!!
That is what his *****y butt gets. He needs to take his head out of the clouds, and look down. HaHa, he has poop on his new shoes. LOL
@ sxyQblondie LOL, *****ty DIDDY
That is what he gets for wearing those Shiney Keds.
*****ty is as *****ty does…the bum.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
LMMFAO
Whatever hata’s Diddy will just throw those away and fly in a new pair..I love Diddy..
i am not interested in what he wears .i just got anews from ”’www.bigbisexual.com ”””it’s said that he is dating with a black girl .the girl looks sexual and hot . there are also some close pics about them .yeah i think it’s ture !
hey vee!!
@ Aunt Viv-lol
Now u know he mad he *****ed up his shoes…lol, sat his @ss back in the car
@ Oshie
Same here…LMAO
HAHAHAHA! aaaaaw he got the salty face on in the last pic…
@Vee,
DOO DOO DIDDY!
nyuck
yuck
nyuck
yall suck…
His body guard needs to be fired. He saw that sh!#!!!
Haha!! now I can start my weekend!!
****STAN ALERT****
QUIT HATING ON DIDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel sorry for Kim Porter, now she gotta clean that ***** up.
@MAN
LMAO..SH*TTY DIDDY KNOWS WHAT TIME IT IS!! LOL
Diddy-greatest business man alive!!
LMAO! That jeep is hard tho. Damn even if you step on ish these days, we gotta talk about it. That’s right. Because we are an opinionated bunch! LOL
P. Diddy, you in deep *****, get yourself a shovel!
@SxyQBlondie
If Kim would have been there she woulda dived over that turd like a marine over a bomb.
You know Diddy got her sprung like an old matress.
When the shoe fits….
Now he needs to keep his d_ck out of Farnsworth Bentley’s *****,even though Farnsworth enjoys it.
P.Doody
This couldn’t have happened to a better *****.
Seems like his bodyguard directed him right to that S**t
Bossip yall full of *****!!!!!
@ Man I Just Dont Care-lol…
kim Porter’s been rolling in Diddy’s sh– for years now. She won’t mind cleaning up this mess-as long as he gives her a $1 afterwards.
P. Poopy….I hear its good luck to step in a pile of booboo.
Muhaha!!
Yuck!! I bet that He’s going to trow away the shoes after that… I would, ewwwwwwww
@VEE
“kim Porter’s been rolling in Diddy’s sh– for years now. She won’t mind cleaning up this mess-as long as he gives her a $1 afterwards.”
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She wouldn’t even be worried about the $1. She just sprung after that *****.
I think he should hire her as a bodyguard cause you know she ain’t goin let a mufucin thing happen to puff!!
LMAO
hahahhahahahahahahahah
bo ho dodod dodododo
yo the video is on tmz.com
that *hit is *ucking hillarious
dam lolololol
Just where he belongs. Thank you bossip for the laugh
ain’t that some *****
Diddy- Stop with the solid GOLD shoes….
The bodyguard probably planted that sh*t. I know I would have. Punk a$$ Diddy…..
Lmao!!
WELL WHOMP WHOMP…IT HAPPENS
*vomiting profusely*
Ewww, just as I am eating my lunch and decide to check Bossip out…Gee, thanks!!
Anyhoo, must be the streets of Paris because I swear I’ve never seen such *****ty sidewalks in my life!! No offense to any Frenchies in the house, but y’all know I’m telling the truth.
THIS IS BOSSIP’S BEST POST EVER.
Step in poop is good luck, as if he needs anymore.
People and their *****ing dogs!! Why can’t dogs owners be more responsible!? You can’t walk anywhere without looking down nowadays. Dog ***** breeds and encourages flies and disease. I’d be mad as hell and I’d throw out those shoes right there!…Still couldn’t have happened to a better person…yuh act like a dog; be prepared to get in some *****!
Look at this stupid nigra. He’s just another black man that’s paying child support just for his image. He probably has more than one baby mother. LOLOLOL!! Even though he’s rich, he still falls into 80% blacks that are ignorant because he probably has a low I.Q., and is a rapper. I swear black guys can’t do anything except play sports and rap. If they couldn’t sale records or play sports, they would be selling drugs, dead, or in jail. That sounds really good.
The whole black race should expire!!
That just looks so staged to me! It’s in the eyes people…..
Jewish woman if you are that bright and intelligent and know better than the average black man, what are you doing in here? Better still go to an Iranian university and say something stupid over there.
I don’t know why but i find extreme humor in seeing celebrities in *****ty situations… pun intended!!
Especially when they fall… I’ll just sit there and keep rewinding and watching it over and over and over and laugh each time as if it were the first time I’d seen it.
Jewish woman, Jews cannot do anything but lobby in the Republican Government and cause wars.
ROTFLMAO!
Who Cares. But what kind of shoes does Diddy have on
WHAT KIND OF S*** IS THIS LOL!!! I know his ***** d***head a** was *****ed off!!! Why those shoes look like some Venus Williams (Steve & Barrys) $14 specials?
LMMFAO @ Sh*tty Diddy!!
Tracey
Jewish woman, Jews cannot do anything but lobby in the Republican Government and cause wars.
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co-sign!
take that, take that
LMAO … that has to be the funniest pic ever … look @ him, trying to look all cool and then he walks right into a huge pile of turds … LMAO … how did he not see that sh*t!!!
LMMFAO twice @ “P *****TY”!!!!!!
@Just Sit and Be Pretty…for real?? I thought they had the streets cleaned for the tourists?! They used to have these guys with these vacuum thingies sucking that stuff up once upon a time. Damn shame; I was looking forward to a visit; now it seems it’s just like Denmark (a walk is like playing hopscotch :S)
Stellargirl…chicity
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Tell em why u mad son!
@Wenzel Dashington ROFL!!!!!! you just about had me fall out my chair!!! “take that, take that”
It’s all good! lol! He will just donate them to charity so some white bum can have some shoes and a snack! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
LMAOOOOOOO* wiping away tears* P-*****TY, lol, yall stupid!! Look at the last pic , that ***** TIGHT like a Tiger
lmaoooo
I am mad I am so happy to see “normal” ish happening to him lol
What ‘teen girls store’ did he get those shoes from is the major question.
BEST.POST.EVER.
this truly made my friday!
P.*****ty!!
P.*****ty!
i am not interested in what he wears .i just got anews from ”’www.bigbisexual.com ”””it’s said that he is dating with a black girl .the girl looks sexual and hot . there are also some close pics about them .yeah i think it’s ture !
@tara you DUMB AZZ HE PROBABLY DOING YOUR MOMA!
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@ JEWISH WOMAN
STUPID IGNORANT ***** SPELL RIGHT IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL A BLACK MAN IGNORANT!! SALE IS NOT THE SAME AS SELL!! TAKE SOME BLACK ***** IN YA ***** AND SLOB THE SAME *****!! SOME IGNORANT ***** FOR YA *****!!
The man cant even step in sh*t in peace. You dont see my dog on the airways getting another pair. BAM!!!!!!!!
LMMFAO!!! *****TY DIDDY *****TY DIDDY
LMMFAO!!! *****TY DIDDY *****TY DIDDY, DUDE BEHIND HIM IS GOING TO GET IT!!!!
@JEWISH WOMAN
I am not sure why a person with your views on NIGRA’S
Would even be on a 99.99% NIGRA site….Are you really Jewish or just some lame a** at home who gets off @ people getting bothered by your retarded a** comments??
wHat a shiddy post
I must really be working too many hours… this thing made me laugh
lol
*shakes her head at her damn self*
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It serves Puffy just right. The only thing that would have made it better is if he had fallen face first into the pile. LOL.
Lastly, his bodyguard looks like Faizon Love. Just an observation.
now THAT is funny…anybody stepping in some ***** is funny as hell…he will simply throw that pair away lol
Good. Thats what his STANKIN ***** get! LOL!
Man, stepping in dog poo will ruin your day. You’ll walk around sniffing all day wondering if you still smell it.
For the Record Jewish Woman, is neither Jewish, nor is a woman. He is just a neo-***** *****-hole. He is just posting here to make Jewish people look bad, just ignore him. but he is not as anonymous as he thinks
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even $600 Gucci sneakers can’t stop you from stepping in *****!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that all right Diddy jewish nose will lick it off.
HEY PUFFY JUST STEPPED ON JEWISH WOMEN AND AFRO-LATINA ! MUST HURT !
LMAO @ how he has the tainted foot chilling outside of the Jeep. I know he cursed everyone out. lol
UGH! i pray to God that never happens to me. He must of been *****ed.
That Big ***** bodyguard should be fired. He know he supposed to be carrying Diddy *****.
What’s up with the MTO background bossip?
well, he hasn’t been able to spot the *****ty music he’s been putting out, so i’m sure he wouldn’t be able to spot in on a sidewalk…..
What i dont understand is how diddy managed to tread on himself??????
I’m so sorry but whoever these new folks are at bossip (the writers), I SWEAR that they are from media takeout! All of the stories as of late are written umm…very un-Bossip like and now even the posts are reminiscent of stupid media takeout nonsense posts! Let’s get it together Bossip cuz right now, ya’ll slippin. If I wanted to read a story like this I’d hop on MTO. SMH.
Well Diddy is full of *****, the crap on his shoe represents who he is, lol…..
HO HUM hasnt this happened to a majority of us? no worries, he’ll just have one of his minnions cleaning it for him.
dagn i just tripped, what’s up with the glittery shoes?
He needs to be humbled as often as possible..that was divine intervention….lmao….now scrape C*****ie off ya shoe and sit on down…lol
Where is he goin with those metallic azz shoes! That’s the REAL question
@crazy
Oh *****, you took the words out of my mouth!!!
you guys act like hes god, He is just like us a human being things happen so what wow he steppted in some mess get on with your life there is more important things to worry about like the economy
F*ck Diddy! What kind of grown man calls himself Diddy? F*cking dorky bull*****!
I can’t tell the ***** from those *****ty shoes.
He stepped in some gooey sh*t on top of that. The kind you have to put the water hose on jetspray to get the sh*t off. Ha ha haa haa ha ohhh ha ha..
I hate when that happens.
This made me feel warm and fuzzy inside…
LMAO
Thats what you get for wearing them ugly ***** metallic sneakers! Fate did your ***** a favor when you stepped in that dookie! Just as sho as ***** stank, you was comin’ out of them one way or another!!!!!! LMAO!!
LOL I love it!
LMAO @ SXYQ… *****ty Diddy!!!!!!!!
Lmao @ the bodygaurd’s expression…
“Oh *****, stick the fork in me…”
this is my favorite post of the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yall are some haters. Diddy has on gold shoes and he is rocking it. He is so frickin sexy to me. Look at the way he *****s his head. We are in a recession and he is still riding in a gas guzzler, loves it!
you know that ***** got fired………….
LOL oh gosh…I luv it
LOL LOL those ugly ***** sneakers diddy? ***** on those sneaks = take them off …and stay off the video blogs speakin crazy about them republicans b4 they snipe ya *****
BWAhahahahaah ha ha…
too busy trying to floss in his golden slippers
so funny.
puff dookey
bwahahahahaha!
damn, made myself laugh!
LMBAO!!! HA HA HA! That was P.*****ty gets for wearing those gay azz, ugly azz shoes!
p-shiddy
Dang, I messed that all up… I meant to say “that’s what P. *****ty gets” lol
*****TY DIDDY…WHOOPTY-FUCCIN’-DOO BOSSIP…SO KINDERGARDEN
***** can happen to anyone no matter how rich u are, is good to c someone like Diddy get dog ***** on his sneakers
Big Ups to Bossip!! That was definitely a scoop…
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA!!! that ***** stepped on some dooky!.its broad daylight and more than one ***** walkin by,how could they not see a pile of dooky.yo but diddy a ***** anyway,his security guards prolly was hopin he walked in that *****.
who woulda thought that stepping in ***** would make the news
Doo Doo Brown!!!!!!!!!!!
This nicca is a joke. He try keep swagga on lock but hoodhoes only be after him for the paper.
Oh shiddy diddy should of picked it up and put it in his mouth with all of the unclean, unkind words he directs towards everyone.
He rolls in ***** everyday when he bounces around from one female to the next.
“Man dat fool too grown to look like that. shiney shoes *****?”
You meant to say…”shiny, *****ty shoes *****”
What ever happened to that guy that was down there then went that way and came up north just to go back down south on the left side. Do any of ya’ll know?. I ain’t seem him in a long time.
you know you made it when stepping in dog ***** gets you 100 comments on Bossip…lol
Damn that bodyguard look like he don’t know whether to help him out or laugh!! lol
Bossip is as messy as Diddy’s shoes.. They are snakes ..AND aNYONE IS FAIR GAME.. tHEY MOST DEFINATELY COULD NOT GET MY VOTE..sNAKES
Oh, I know he wanted to do some damage! Once you getting dog doo on your shoes, that jacks up your whole day cuz you keep smelling it. Ugh! That’s wrong but verrrrrry funny!
Lol
LMAO!!
@ Brook Lynn Chocolate!
That Big ***** bodyguard should be fired. He know he supposed to be carrying Diddy *****.
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That is funny as what!
P-*****TY too funny….:))
Can you imagine this ***** (pun intended) is newsworthy… Diddy walks into a turd and paparazzi are makin money outta that *****…
Now this is a prime example of when u have your head u high and relying on ours to be your eyes and hears… your step on sh*t.. my advice to Mr. Diddy keep watch ur own steps (hehehe)
Damn Bossip that aint news if yall are paying people for BS like that I need a job because i know I can find all types of ***** l.o.l
Dayum..the camera peep’s don’t miss sh@t…lol…ha diddy…that was funny….i wish they had video sound…he was still trying to look cool…i bet he never wears those shoes anymore.
This is a prime example of why diddy is still relevant after 10+ years in the game. Its headline news when he steps in *****!..This same picture was on the FRONT page of the NY Post when we got people losing jobs and homes all over the country. wigo? (what is going on?)
***** knows *****!!lol
Diddy should just click his heels 3 times and dissapear into the Hollywood Hills- wink, wink.
That is some crazy *****. lol
oh well those damn shoes are ugly anyway
Sooo…is his name now P. Shiddy???!!!!
Even though I need money all the time, I wouldn’t work for Diddy. He seems like a egotistical *****hole douche bag. I’m even thinking about working at Mcdonald’s, things are that bad, lol….
Diddy IS a whole heap of *****.
IM CONVINCED BOSSIP IS JUST SAD THEY STEAL 85% PERCENT OF THEIR STORIES FROM MTO.COM. JUST SAD:(
Why the hell would he get back in the truck after he stepped in *****? Even though he had that foot off to the side, he should have just thrown those shoes in the trash or given them to a bum. I bet if he sharted he would keep the *****ty draws on too instead of throwing them away. Anyway you look at it, that just stinks. Yuck!
Bwahahahahahahaha!
Iguess Oprah has did it again..Hey have you all heard about Oprahs new website she paid 60 million for..FILMSTARS08.COM? I hear it launches next month. I hear theres nothing out there like it. Entertainment news calls it my*****e Hollywood edition
You know he’s calling one of his 20 *****istants to come down and clean his shoes for him.
Aha his sneakers are like the old ladies that take the casino bus and have a gold matching hat.
P-*****TY….LMAO
Damn, he got some gold shoe on his dog *****…Puffy those shoes are horrible. The dog that layed those turds should be offended.
***** HAPPENS
And you thought you were the ***** with those *****ed up things on your feet. Let this be a lesson to you,a grown ***** man ain’t got no bidness wearing gold,silver,platinum,etc.UNLESS…!!! And I betcha your help saw the ***** and let you step in it!!!
Why everybody hating on P. *****ty? What is up with these shiny as shoes dude……
Hahaha! And he prob will get mad at the bodyguard. lol
*****ty Diddy…..HAHAHAHAHA
Thats what your ***** get you uptight prestigeous mother*****er with yo casino mama wearing sneakers.
did he try to touch on that bodyguard using the Press Play CD as a cover to hold himself up to look at the *****.
i know im so late…but this is sooooo funny.
I think he wanted the body guard to clean it off. The body guard was like naw man I ain,t touching that *****. He should have takin those, theres no place like home tennis shoes off and threw them away, cause he got it like that.