Pure Comedy: Eddie Long Debuts New Greasy, Soul Glowed-Out Toupee Man Wig At Service Today

Posted on September 26th, 2010 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Pure Comedy, SMH

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Bishop Eddie Long addressed his congregation this morning, and along with his message, he also debuted a brand new greasy jheri-curl juiced up toupee.

Bishop Eddie Long walks to the pulpit with his wife, Vanessa Long, Sunday, Sept. 26, 2010, at New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in Atlanta. Bishop Eddie Long, the pastor of a Georgia megachurch accused of luring young men into sexual relationships, has told his congregation of thousands that all people must face painful and distasteful situations

With wife Vanessa…

Bishop Eddie Long speaks Sunday, Sept. 26, 2010, at New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in Atlanta

Click through to see a brief history of Eddie’s shady hairline game.

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  • savy

    i thought he looked brand new to me..it was the hair lmao

  • well lookie here

    What do you say to that? SMH!

  • Oracle

    He has the right to wear whatsoever he chooses to wear.

  • Precious

    It’s a shame, he had to be black. Conducting such sinful, abomination type behavior in the very place we go to worship our LORD. I am speechless. You know what they say… the first ones in church are the worst ones.

  • chitowninthehouse

    No muscle shirt today???…lol

  • sportstalk23

    “Just get your Soul Glo”
    “Police aint gonna have trouble finding you just follow the drip follow the drip”

  • Chi-lanta

    Lol @ sportstalk 23

  • understandingoverignorance

    That is one jacked up mop he has on his head

  • MochaLatte

    LOL @Jackson I can see him now in the bathroom looking in the mirror wearing his spandex outfit, fixing his fake hair, posing for pics and sending them to other men!

  • hmmm_BAPS

    LOL @ pic#4 … Man, I was glad when Steve Harvey got rid of his microphone/afro hair piece and went bald.

  • Nia

    Gays…

  • hmmm_BAPS

    LOL, I miss Robin Harris … too funny

  • A Man Tree

    soooooo… he needs to try like a man-style jheri curl looking lacefront!

  • http://BOSSIP BIG BERTHA

    I SWEAR IT MOVED!

  • Really??

    I didn’t know they made lace fronts for men!

  • MrsC

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! you got tears rolling down my face. LOLOL! You stooopid!

  • Miss tahbee

    Lol. And the curly piece is the special occasions one

  • c-dog

    tell me he aint got the “oh Sh*t” face, and yes boo that is a lace front

  • Hope

    When we hear “I am not a perfect man” we’re bracing ourselves for the other shoe to drop .This booty bouncing freak needs to confess.

  • helen

    I’m so glad man does’nt have the final say. Only God is our judge. If man judged us as man does, we’ll all be under the bus dead. Let one who is free from sin throw the first stone. There is always two sides to a story.

  • HA

    I never thought I’d see the day where a sermon is delivered from an Ipad….smh

    **walks out of room**

  • Lisa

    You got that right. REAL men would just shave the ish off and keep it moving. Instead, this negro decides to throw a Chia Pet on top of his head. SMH.

  • Lisa

    DEEAAADDD!!!!

  • Sugar

    New hair? Nah, he was just rockin’ his wife’s crocheted black beanie

  • jacob

    The best toupee the offering plate can buy.

  • Luddite

    I’m waiting for him to show up on a Sunday wearing nothing but a jockstrap and wife beater tee shirt.

  • Sugar

    LMAO Mmmmhmmmm, girl I was happy too. I think we all were.

  • hmmm_BAPS

    Keep them rolled and I hope they don’t get stuck because you obviously still didn’t read the other post correctly, but you’re excused, reading is fundamental but not for everyone.

  • Jim

    I agree that God is the final judge, but people need to stop use discernment. Building these mammon houses, and putting your faith in someone who declares himself Bishop of your bank account is a bad idea. I hate to see anyone tarred and feathered, but pride goeth before the fall….

    “God opposes the haughty ones, but he gives undeserved kindness to the humble ones.”—James 4:6.

    The Scriptures also counsel us: “If anyone thinks he is something when he is nothing, he is deceiving his own mind.” (Galatians 6:3)
    Yes, pride is destructive and deceptive. We are wise to hate “self-exaltation and pride.”—Proverbs 8:13.

    Humility will draw us closer to God.

  • TANGIE

    He’s from Atlanta…and likes women..AND MEN… go figure!

  • Bopa

    It seems like he’s been listening to the complaints on the web. His toupe usually looks worse than this. Also he lost the clothes that were 5 sizes too small.

  • capria30

    He needs a stylist who knows how to shape and style his piece. I do not begrudge him wearing the hairpiece, but get someone to style it right. I know that there is someone in the ATL who can….LOL

  • noloveforthestupid

    your so right, he does have that right. and apparently along with that right is the right to look ridiculous.

  • frankiestage

    He was looking like a former member of Ready For The World today. Oh Sheila!!

  • chaka1

    I agree. If nothing else, this man is very vain. That outfit and that “hair” has me laid out DEAD…

  • chaka1

    Look at that jewelry he has on! Seriously people…

  • Drymyeyes

    LMFAO @ hmmm_BAPS….the way u broke it down for SELECTIVE was too funny!! My mouth dropped….hi five pal!!!! I’m still laughing!!!!

  • Ne Ne aka iB@S

    *anyway

  • Jay

    So let me get this straight..half of you nig##s are jealous because YOU can’t have a bentley, or you can’t have a rock on your hand. This man (despite what you might think) can have what he wants because he CAN! Until he is proven guilty…If I was him I would tell you all..”What you eat don’t make me sh*$! The truth of the matter is..it wouldn’t matter if this was Eddie Long or Eddie Kendricks…if somebody is doing better than you..you gonna have a problem with him anyway..The wig is jacked up but hell..he wears it cause he CAN! He’ll still be driving his Bentley and he’ll still have money in the bank…Now let me ask you this..how many of YOU are getting in the a#! Two or 3 baby daddy’s, His sh– is out where everybody can judge…your’s ain’t!!

    At least not yet anyway!

  • Trentaye

    Baby, that aint nothin’ but a glue down!

  • GirrrrrlBYE!!

    LMAO…lol lol lol ha ha ha :)

  • Bones Jordan

    This n word is guilty as hell. He look crazy with that wig on for real. CRAZY.

  • Miranda

    dude.. its that HE CAN attitude that got him in this mess in the first place. Its bad enough that this man is preaching and walking in things that are against what he’s DOING behind closed doors. This man is sick, and yeah he drives a Bentley has a nice house and whatnot… but for what lying to his congregation? Hes taking advantage of people who probably trust him! Cant wait to see this fool get caught up

  • Miranda

    right?? if thats church I want no part.. *walks out right behind u*

  • Kee Kee

    Remember when Paul Morton from New Orleans was caught up in that scandal, something to do with the homosexual lifestyle and he had a nervous breakdown. Well after he returned to his flock, he was not wearing the wig, he was sporting the bald head. I suspect Eddie will do the same as this “SAGA” get more messy.

  • I’m Just Me…Keeping It Real Since: 1983

    HEY JAY….COME ON DOWN!!!! YOU ARE THE NEXT CONTESTANT TO GET YOU *NUS TORE OPEN BY BISHOP EDDIE LONG SCHLONG!!! Azzhole nucca. Not everyone wants a daxn Bentley and a mansion. I am quite content w/my Ford that gets me to and fro and the house I stay in. I mean really now, wrong is wrong but I guess you are just one of the typical n*igga sheeple willing to sell your soul to the highest bidder. Hope your family member wasn’t touched by the almighty Bishop!!

  • d.

    That toupe alone makes me think that he did it.

  • jelly

    I think he was a bit arogant and comical, at the end of his message he had the nerve to throw the microphone down, he’s connected to the DL society, just ask Kenneth Sammauel the Pastor at Victory Baptist Church in Stone Mountain, GA, about the love letter back in the day.

  • http://www.downlowconfessions.com Craig

    I don’t mind a man in a wig but damn atleast get a good one. That is a freaking mess.

  • The Bear

    This Bishop makes Tiger Woods look like a choir boy.

    And he’s taking a page from Tiger’s damage control playbook… remember Tiger denied messing with those Becky’s for as long as he could deny it too.

  • Human Racist

    lets be real here… this scandal is not so much about this dudes choice of sexual partners but more so that transplanted pubic hair on his head. Isn’t vanity a sin?! Excuse me, an attempt at vanity…

  • Kee Kee

    Now, that’s real funny!!!

  • PBE

    Really? Pastor’s normally “take” or “write” notes…he is using an ipad instead of a pen and paper…I don’t see the problem. Sometimes my pastor reads the scripture from his iphone – he has different versions of the bible and it takes up less room than having 5 bibles open…Again what is the problem?

  • no_halfsteppen

    That look like a Haaaaaaammmmmburger……lol

  • 100

    you have to be ignant as hell to follow this nicca.

  • Maeya

    The innocent ones Did throw the first stone. Pedophilia is not excusable. Black people, come on.. Pimp Daddy being defended by his pimpees.

  • http://theskippyreview.wordpress.com Skippy

    We in the Gay Community, LLC had nothing to do with that greasy Chia Pet.

  • http://theskippyreview.wordpress.com Skippy

    It was probably trying to get away from that fool and find a more supportive, nurturing host body.

  • kiki

    This is just to funny lol lol lol i couldn’t stop laughing at his damn hair.

  • http://kcblaze@ymail.com We all have skeletons. They are just different degrees of secrecy. I don’t know if he is guilty or not. That’s no mortal decision. I do wonder what provoked the honesty from the accusers now. It wasn’t like they where minors. These young men benefited to

    We all have skeletons….they just on different levels. I’m not sayin he did or didn’t do what he was accused of. But keep in mind these young men where not babies. They enjoyed whatever benefits they received. Maybe their wells ran dry..no pun intended…. And as for that BAT(bad azz toupe) on his head…he shoulda used a number 2 clipper guard and put a shape to that mo fo lol…..pimpn been pimpn since pimpn….

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  • MANN OF HIZ WORD

    Pray for em….pray for them all…..our Heavenly Father will take care of them…..

  • Caramel Cat™

    I was thinking the same thing, why didn’t he at least shape it up to look more natural…that thing looked like a piece of carpet on his head…

  • no_halfsteppen

    I said Haaaaaaaamburger Head!

  • http://charactercorner.blogspot.com/ Attorneymom

    I can’t believe he paid for that possum on his head.

  • Buddy Luv

    LOL…this nicca look like a gay version of Clinton Portis doing one of his characters…let’s call it CP as “Rev Leon Lonnie Love”…lmao

  • this world is over

    lol

  • ReALiSt aka ReALeSt (ThE iNFaMoUs CrAcKBaBy!!)

    typo: fictional people

  • http://facebook.com/enidwalton thunderkitty

    @hmmm_BAPS wowww now that was funny!!!!

  • Rae Rae

    He just looked the part of his speech: theatrical and dramatic! (great exit bishop..slam the microphone down and walking away…REALLY?) How ‘long’ did it take you to come up with that scene?

  • http://bossip Tiki Barber

    That wig on his head looks tighter than a tee shirt on Rick Ross belly.

    And for real to the ladies ?? Why is dudes wig leaning forward on his head ?? It looks like dudes wig is shedding ? How your wig is gonnah have a bald spot !?

    Ladies can yawl tell me ?? !!

  • http://theskippyreview.wordpress.com Skippy

    Y’all Long defenders/zombies really need to stop using the Bible as the paper cup from which you drink your Kool-Aid.

  • 2dimplzs

    OMG I can’t stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Who told him it looked good? I mean seriously!!!!!

  • http://bossip Tiki Barber

    Dis dude looking like a cheea pet with that wig on.

    Some body aunt or grand ma in the hood is looking for her wig ! LOL

    ” BABY somebody done stole my wig again ” Betcha its that boy ” Eddie Long he sweeter than two tic tac ” LOL

  • http://bossip Tiki Barber

    OL dude who is hugging in the first pic you know he thinmking ??!@!

    ” Man, I hope this dude dont drip some soul glow on my suit ” Cuz that sheet is expensive to get at at the dry cleaner! LOL

  • ReALiSt aka ReALeSt (ThE iNFaMoUs CrAcKBaBy!!)

    RONDY LONG, Bi-shop Eddie “f@ggot” long’s cousin says: Eddie Long is not the only HOMO out there – more Pastors are going to be exposed.

    //http://www.gossipjacker.net/2010/09/piping-hot-tea.html#more

    Bwahhahahahahahahahaha!!!

    Church = House of HOMOSEXUALITY….

  • http://radicalconversationalist.wordpress.com convo_girl

    The muscle shirts had me straight up traumatized.

    Omg. I’m howling at his wig situation.

  • http://Bossip.com Eddy

    His wife probably knows about his gay life. He didn’t say he wasn’t gay. Stupid people believe him.

  • Stoney

    @ReALiSt aka ReALeSt

    When speaking of folks in the bible it’s best to include the scriptural reference to back up what you’re saying, otherwise you’ll be known as “aka eddie long jr.” false prophet!

  • nelson

    It makes no sense 2 comment on his hair at this point, its just ridiculous on so many levels. But what I will say is I believe a wife knows her man and knows if he really has gay tendencies, I hope lady long does not remain in a fake union just 2 stay 1st lady.

  • oh wow

    LMAO @ special occasions!!!!!!!!!

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  • anita

    ROFL!!!!!!!! but i always thought this man was kinda fishy! anyways time will tell. I am sooo sure if he is not guilty God will prove his innocence but if he is guilty all the evidence will come out and he will exposed for who is trully is!

  • Crystal

    Not all Molesters are one race sweetie.. there is evil EVERYWHERE in EVERY race.. :/ sad to say that..

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