We’ve all heard this story: guy dates girl longer than Methuselah’s teeth. After trying out to be a wife–you know the drill– cooking, washing his crusty draws, even having one or a set of his babies, and wishing every Christmas or Valentine’s Day that he pops the question, the two break up.
Then, he’s seeing someone else in 2.5 seconds flat and marries her and sends you a postcard from Hawaii.
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