Study Shows Big-Bodied Bangers Live Long And Prosper Like A Muhfugga

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Cakes, Congratulations, Did You Know

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We always knew cakes were healthy!!!

A heavy rear can guarantee your chances of living longer, says a new study.

This means that Jennifer Lopez, Nigella Lawson and Beyonce as well as other curvy women are in great shape to live longer thanks to their well-rounded -figures.

Scientists have found that having a big bottom and thighs could help prevent metabolic disorders like heart disease, strokes and -diabetes. The study found that fat apparently grows differently in the upper and lower parts of the adult body, rather than remaining stable in both areas.

Almost 30 men and women in the study were encouraged to gorge on ice-cream, chocolate, sugary drinks and other highly fattening food for eight weeks.

Researchers measured body fat and fat cell size before and after the unhealthy diet regime.

They found that on average the participants put on 5.5lb (2.5 kilos) of upper body fat and 3.3lb (1.5 -kilos) of lower body fat.

But there was a striking difference in that fat cells around the stomach and heart grew in size – but not number – by producing more fat synthesising proteins.he reverse was true for thigh fat cells in the lower part of the body which increased in number, but did not get bigger.

Dr Michael Jensen, research leader at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota, said the findings challenge the concept that the number of fat cells doesn’t vary between the upper and lower body.

It also supports the idea that increased capacity to produce lower-body fat cells creates some form of protection to the upper body and potentially helps to prevent -serious metabolic diseases.

“The cellular mechanisms are different. The accumulation of abdominal fat happens largely by individual cells expanding in size – while with fat gain in the femoral or lower body it is the number of fat cells that increases. So, different mechanism, different impact,” the Daily Express quoted Jensen as saying.

In -future, drugs that alter the way fat is stored around the body could be used to combat -diseases.

Shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt!

*The study is published in US journal -Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. (ANI)



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  • JustAsking..

    “Scientists have found that having a big bottom and thighs could help prevent metabolic disorders like heart disease, strokes and -diabetes.”

    Strange. If bigger booties mean longer and healthier lives then how come diabetes is so rampant in our community? Don’t we tend to have wider hips and big booties naturally?

    • Gaii Gurl Shaii

      Naw.. Most of the individuals in are community are just overweight.. Thats big bottoms.. Big breasts.. Big Stomach.. Big Arms.. Just all the round big mofos..

      We talkin booty only..

  • ohnoyoudidnt

    um… I might be wrong but isn’t heart disease the biggest killer of black people? And I’d say a good majority of us have hips and a butt.

    • Its pretty simple

      ye thats true, but i guess alot of black women also carry some weight in the tummy area as well so that may be the cause

    • WTH4

      Yep heart disease is the number one cause of death for everybody in America not just blacks. We just tend to have higher blood pressure out of the groups. So this study really doesn’t make that much sense. Diabetes and AIDS are our big ones too.

  • Tracy

    If you have big breast, there is a chance that you might have a heart attack, If all of your weight goes to your booty and thighs, there is a less chance of having heart attacks. Just lettin ya know!

  • Cougar_Lover

    the bigger and juicier the booty, the more nutrients it stores and provides for the body…

  • Socrates

    @ just asking and ohnoyoudidnt

    its a myth that black women have more hips and butt than any other race. I have seen too many big butt and hips white, indian and otherwise women to believe that one!!

    • Blacchyna

      Yeah the other races have to work hard or get implants to have a big butt. Majority of black women Big butts are Natural. “We get it from our momma”

    • ohnoyoudidnt

      I never said that other races didn’t have hips or a butt. Just that a good portion of the african american community have curves so I’m not sure of the validity of this study.

    • Ejay

      Socrates is right. I’m tired of this misconception that the majority of black women have hips and butt. The truth is that while they my have hips and butt it doesn’ mean that it’s in a nice shape or porportion.

      I’ve seen many black women with fat azzes with no shape or having no azz or hips at all. Plus, I’ve seen lots of examples of other races with nice azzes hips.

    • JustAsking..

      I NEVER claimed that ONLY black women had hips and booties either.

      I was simply pointing out that Black women tend to be very curvy.
      If this study had any real validity then why do so many in our community have diabetes or heart disease (as another poster pointed out)?

  • Marquis de Sade

    This study was probably underwritten by the ILLUMINATI as another (in a long line of) insideous ploy to hasten the demise of black folks! :lol:

  • Bunny(formerly Angel/UrHeiness)

    Some of these studies are downright silly LOL.

  • Tracy

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  • Mock Rock Star

    This study will keep u fat. If u don’t like what u see in the mirror fix it, don’t become comfortable with it

  • Allie

    Ugh these studies

  • rose by any other name #93040263394 ™

    That does not include fake booty injecters like Kim k , coco, audrey 0’day and other fake booty injectors, this is for real god given bodies.. not plastic!!

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