Terrell Owens Is Paying Big Bucks For Someone To Find Him A Girlfriend… With Cakes Like A Kardashian?

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Athletes & Hoes, Attention Slores, Bangers

Terrell Owens

After two seasons of watching Terrell Owens reveal his doggish ways on television, we hear the #2 biggest attention whore in the NFL (yes OchoCinco is #1) has resorted to paying a price for pu$$y. But it’s not what you think.

Guess Kita and Mo’ weren’t getting the job done fast enough, because Terrell has reportedly taken up with a high-priced matchmaking service:

Terrell Owens has tapped a matchmaking service to help him find love. Outspoken Owens, who’s been linked to model Jessica White, has hired Kelleher International to help find a main squeeze who looks like bodacious Kim Kardashian — “who I happen to think is gorgeous,” he said. Kelleher, run by mother and daughter team Jill and Amber Kelleher, has 18 international offices and charges clients anywhere from $15,000 to $150,000.

SMH. We don’t understand why he even bothers.

This guy whines on TV episode after episode about how he’s fawked over every relationship he’s ever had. Every time we turn around he’s trying to make up with some ex and meanwhile messing that up with a new chick.

Boo n***a boo.

Kris Jenner isn’t letting him within ten feet of Kim, so matchmaking service or not — T.O. is S.O.L. when it comes to those cakes.

Besides, why pay all that cash for matchmaking services when the whole world can see plainly enough he’s already found his ideal match.

Terrell Owens and Chad Ochocinco

Just sayin’.

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Comments

  • Ms. V

    1st

    • DollBaby1o1

      LOL

      I aint EVA seen a n1gga smile at a

      flat a$$ before.

  • Bunny(formerly Angel/UrHeiness)

    Anyways,like I was saying,I think most rich/wealthy men that resort to these ubber expensive/exclusive “matchmaking” services definitely know what time it is!
    They’re not really going to find love but some sugarbaby or temporary arm candy..In other words,IMO,these elite agencies are nothing more than sugarcoated escort services.
    & if he wants Kim K so bad,then why not pursue her?
    Unless he already did but she shut him down? LOL..Oh well,good luck with that.

  • http://www.myhairparadise.com www.myhairparadise.com

    Well I hope he finds love so he can stop crying all the time….check out myhairparadise dot com for hair care tips

  • nana

    Terrel is not cute at all! Lol imagine if he didn’t hve money. And who wants a dude wit 5 or 6 kids anyway???? Oh well the BECKYS will like that, they dnt care as long as u pay 4 their shyt, they r stickin by u till they milk u dry! Smh

    • aqueenwaits

      yup, thats 100% right. his body is on point tho…..but he cries too much! more than I do and this spook has slept with eerbody in the US except me and my 2 daughters…los

  • 7lady

    Yes Nana I totally agree…he is so unattractive to me too. He has a nice body. But from the neck up I wanna throw up.

  • I Agree

    @nana
    @7lady

    Yes Nana I totally agree…he is so unattractive to me too. He has a nice body. But from the neck up I wanna throw up.

    How do u think black men fill. Most black women look like T.O. with a bad weave. And he weighs 215 pounds so their also bigger than him.

  • 7lady

    @I AGREE

    I respect your opinion…u think black women are all ugly. I don’t agree. I think there are some beautiful black women in this world. If your a black man I’m quite sure I would think some of your aunts neices and cousins are. I know you hate me because I’m a black woman but I still love you. That being said T.O. Is still uglay as hellz to me. But we all know there are some fine black men out here. T.O just aint one lol!

  • http://perryone779@yahoo.com rose by any other name #93040263394 ™

    Please T.O. you know Kim’s cakes are fake…. you are one dumb buffoon who is just giving them your money… what a idiot!!get lost!!

    • XO

      Thank you,

    • http://perryone779@yahoo.com rose by any other name #93040263394 ™

      @XO… you welcome, who the he** does that? like they say a fool and his money… well you know the rest and most sensible people do!!

    • DollBaby1o1

      He liked a white girl who is feelin’ our sista swag, so why can’t he???

      Maybe he was… ooom perplexed. Kim got more sense of where it’s at then HE do!! Kim you better tell ’em, chile.

  • juliemango

    Pay kims mom the 150000 to test that azz via 1 date!!!

  • RIP Music Ofiically Died In 2009

    hes sooooooo a UGLY THEY ONLY WANT YOUR MONEY TO!!!!

  • http://www.damnairfresh.com damnairfresh

    Terrell learn from your friend OchoCinco, you can’t buy love are choose it. It just happens maaaannn!

  • whatever

    @ I Agree!

    Most of the time when comments like yours show up on black web:)sites they are written by someone of color trying to get some ish.. started! There’s no way a racist lil wewee having dog smelling golddigging pig would waste their time looking at pictures and reading articles about people they hate and or think to be ugly!

  • LaDiva

    Ehhh it’s ya money…

  • I Agree

    @7lady

    There are a lot of beautiful black women but there are more black women who are bigger than T.O. and look like T.O. than black women who are the size of Beyonce and look like Beyonce.

    • my two cents...

      ??? and your point is WHAT exactly?

      i disagree with some of the other ladies. t.o. physically is quite attractive to me. his issues are what makes him unappealing. may he find his kk clone stat…

  • I Agree

    @whatever

    Black women can talk about the looks of black men and I can talk about the looks and size of black women.

  • #stopthecoonery

    Well let TO pay for some girls, be he is really not that attractive. Also, Kim K doesn’t want gremlins like him..gross. I don’t blame him for wanting girls that look like Kim K. That’s what society views as beauty all the time,so I mean can you blame him? And I am a black women….black women are not perceived as beautiful no matter how we try to put it. We are not society’s standard of beauty. Are we beautiful? Yes we are.@ I agree lol I agree with you. There are a lot of women(black,white,etc) walking around here with bad weaves,and fat. Yes we know this already.. Why are we focusing on this though because there are a lot of women walking around beautiful but unfortunately we are too busy focusing on the negative…smdh

  • I Agree

    Why is T.O. who has kids by black women looking for a white women? Because throughout his life he heard comments similar to nana and 7lady. Get over it. He wants a white woman because the majority of black women are negative and think he’s ugly. Which is funny because most black women look like him with a bad weave.

  • YELLOWGIRL

    MUST BLACK WOMAN DO NOT DO NOT LOOK LIKE HIM YOUR SOOOOO WRONG FOR THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://perryone779@yahoo.com rose by any other name #93040263394 ™

    Most white women think hes ugly too.. dont get it twisted and KEEP YOUR GD MONEY TO YOUR LIL KIDS T O. wtf? is wrong with you.. paying for a datting service.. FU_K OUTTA HERE.. your money is your kids money..dumb azz!

  • tg

    All the places in the world to meet nice women and he has to pay have a dating show and then pay a dating service. What’s up with this man. Maybe he needs to do a makeover ON HIM. After all these women – you have to start to think – HE HAS A PROBLEM. What a waste of space

  • I Agree

    He’s a little too tall but if you put a good wig, some makeup and lipstick on T.O. and sent him to the average black club he’d look as good or better than half the women in there. lol

  • LaDiva

    Terrell if u wanna spend YOUR money on wiping your azz then go ahead.. Do i think it’s smart with how u spend it, nope but as i said before, it’s YOUR damn money — dummies can kiss it for all u care…

  • LaDiva

    Edit…
    LaDiva 10/18/10, 11:46:AM

    Terrell if u wanna spend YOUR money on wiping your azz then go ahead.. Do i think it’s smart with how u spend it, nope but as i said before, it’s YOUR damn money, as long as u taking care of your kids who gives a phu/kk how u choose to spend your $$$ — dummies can kiss it for all u care…

  • http://perryone779@yahoo.com rose by any other name #93040263394 ™

    Terrell.. you are GD idiot azz fool… A FOOL AND HIS MONEY WILL SOON PART..I GOT A GD BIG UGLY AZZ BOAT WITH A UGLY AZZ WOMANS POCTURE ON IT .. i WILL SELL IT TO YOU . LOOK ME UP HOMIE!!AND I CAN GET YOU A REAL GOOD DEAL ON IT BLOOD!!LOL!!

  • Tina

    @sportsman23

    Might I suggest Artest shrink the woman did wonders for his nutty azz lol

    Well the last time I saw pictures of him he left his long time wife from the projects and started dating a white girl.

    • my two cents...

      and as long as the ex wife gets her settlement, i am sure they are BOTH happier!

      remember, Nicole “took” OJ from his black wife!

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