Terrell Owens Is Paying Big Bucks For Someone To Find Him A Girlfriend… With Cakes Like A Kardashian?

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Terrell Owens

After two seasons of watching Terrell Owens reveal his doggish ways on television, we hear the #2 biggest attention whore in the NFL (yes OchoCinco is #1) has resorted to paying a price for pu$$y. But it’s not what you think.

Guess Kita and Mo’ weren’t getting the job done fast enough, because Terrell has reportedly taken up with a high-priced matchmaking service:

Terrell Owens has tapped a matchmaking service to help him find love. Outspoken Owens, who’s been linked to model Jessica White, has hired Kelleher International to help find a main squeeze who looks like bodacious Kim Kardashian — “who I happen to think is gorgeous,” he said. Kelleher, run by mother and daughter team Jill and Amber Kelleher, has 18 international offices and charges clients anywhere from $15,000 to $150,000.

SMH. We don’t understand why he even bothers.

This guy whines on TV episode after episode about how he’s fawked over every relationship he’s ever had. Every time we turn around he’s trying to make up with some ex and meanwhile messing that up with a new chick.

Boo n***a boo.

Kris Jenner isn’t letting him within ten feet of Kim, so matchmaking service or not — T.O. is S.O.L. when it comes to those cakes.

Besides, why pay all that cash for matchmaking services when the whole world can see plainly enough he’s already found his ideal match.

Terrell Owens and Chad Ochocinco

Just sayin’.

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