Do Not Get Divorced If You Do Not Meet These Criteria

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Divorces, Madame Noire, News

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown

The reasons for divorce can range tremendously. We’re not here to run your love life, but we’re tired of people getting divorced because their lovers farted. Seriously. Stop abusing the court system! And have some damn sense before you get married. Not every guy that “likes it should put a ring on it”–nor should any guy just be putting a seed in your womb either, for crying out loud! (This same sentiment applies to the fellas. Can you dudes please stop getting married and then turning around to divorce somebody because you think the grass is greener on the other behind?! I mean, sheeessshhh!)

Now, back to the ladies. Read the following list VERY CLOSELY. We are here to lay out SERIOUS reasons that you can have for leaving your husband. Do not leave your man if he does not give you any one of these good reasons to leave him! Marriage is a marathon, not a leisurely stroll to CVS.

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Comments

  • RMEs

    This pic is so unnecessary.

  • Blacchyna

    All those reasons sounds good NOT to get a divorce. Most divorces end because either the man or woman is no longer happy point blank. Things are always great for the 1st 6 months to a year. Then after that people start to show there true colors. I’ve always had a problem
    commitment
    I don’t know why. I never can stay faithful, not to say that I’m proud of that, but God is not thru with me yet.

    • Blacchyna

      “Typo..
      All those reasons sounds good to GET a divorce.

  • ignoranceisbliss

    Don’t get married that is the real answer to not getting a divorce

    Stay together with out the strings

  • Drakestr

    I love me some WHITNEY

  • Miss tahbee

    That picture takes away from the seriousness of the article

  • AHHHHHHSHADDAAAAP!!!!

    Sheeeet. I had a girlfriend who farted once and that odor shook the hell out of me. I thought the heffa had satan in her colon. It was an instant deal-breaker. I had to do it y’all. I cut her loose. Yessir, sho’ nuff. So anybody who can’t get p.a.s.s a ‘swamp a.s.s.,’ I ain’t even mad atcha.

    • VirgoJewel

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • hoogivsafuc

      lol lol lol OMG u ar so funny

  • http://www.showmestate.com 5'10" AKILLAH RICHARDS (A SPADE IS A SPADE)

    LOOK AT THAT HUMONGOUS TONGUE!!! NO WONDER SHE WAS SCREAMING “BOBBY IS THE KING” SPEECHLESS.

  • nana

    @Ahhhhhhhhhhhshadddap u are a fool! Bwhhaahahahhah

  • http://www.showmestate.com 5'10" AKILLAH RICHARDS (A SPADE IS A SPADE)

    DONT GET MARRIED UNLESS YOU’RE 50+

  • Mina

    Bobby looks like he can lick a uterus out. But I wouldn’t want him to kiss me after.

  • kris

    Man, look at his tongue! I bet he had her butt screamin “Bobby is King” every night. That’s why Super Head couldn’t shake him. MMMMMMM!!!

  • Aunt Viv

    ****Dead**** @ Shaddap!

  • myHusbandMonitorsMyInternetActivity

    That picture makes my skin crawl

  • Tessa

    All of these are dumb
    and for the bitter low- self esteem women. Divorce for abuse and cheating NUFF SAID!

  • queenb

    This list is stupid, marriage is not a game or a one second thought. Its a life time commitment.

  • LovingMe

    I’ve been married before and I will get married again.I refuse to “play house” for years and years.I’m not doing “wifely duties” without a ring and I dont want no one to do “husband duties” for me.Waste of time…

  • http://www.showmestate.com 5'10" AKILLAH RICHARDS (A SPADE IS A SPADE)

    I want male friends who do husband duties and get no tail. Since their not getting any tail, you’re free to indulge is as many male friends as you like. ahhh free milk with no cow to lug around. This is the life.

  • E.C. from D.C.

    LOL @ this list…

  • EL'

    DAMM..I HAD A TONUGE LIKE THAT B4,& IT HAD ME ON THA WALLZ,SO I KNOW WHAT “WHIT” WAZ GOING THROUGH…NO JOKE!BUT IT WAZ SO GOOoooD

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