Pure Comedy: Gas Man

- By Bossip Staff Categories: News, One-Time, Pure Comedy

Posted by Bossip Staff

Gas man let them fly when he went to the clink…please read the whole story:

Meet Jose Cruz. In the long history of American jurisprudence, the West Virginia man may be the first defendant to ever be charged with passing gas in the face of a law enforcement officer. Cruz, 34, was driving with his car’s headlights off Monday night when he was pulled over by West Charleston cops, who noted that Cruz appeared to be intoxicated. After failing a series of field sobriety tests, Cruz was arrested and transported to police headquarters, where he allegedly committed another offense, according to a September 23 criminal complaint. While being fingerprinted, Cruz allegedly “lifted his leg and passed gas loudly on Ptlm. Parsons. The defendant then fanned the air with his hand in front of his rear onto” the cop. “The gas,” the complaint notes, “was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Ptlm. Parsons.” In addition to the DUI count, Cruz was also charged with battery on a police officer for the farting incident. In a TSG interview, Cruz said that while he “farted multiple times,” it “wasn’t directly in [the cop’s] face.” Asked if he fanned the fetid air toward the officer, Cruz admitted that he did, but said it was in retaliation for the cop insisting he take a breath test while he was having an asthma attack. “I said, ‘Here, put that in your Breathalyzer,”

A traffic ticket = $200.

Lawyer fees and DUI classes = $1000 (depending on the state in which the crime occurred)

Farting on one-time = Straight f*cking priceless!

Now that’s what you call ASSault!!!



  • http://www.gravatar.com (Re) My blood pressure is 200

    The best part is that he was charged with battery to an officer by farting on him.

    Good for him.

  • http://www.gravatar.com My blood pressure is 200

    The best part is that he was charged with battery to an officer by farting on him.

    Good for him.

  • Its the Foosa

    lol… Now thats funny

  • Asha

    Yo, I was straight dead when I read this. OMG….LMBO!!!!! Man, West VA is the boon docks, I’m not surprised…they don’t have shyt else to do.

  • http://www.gravatar.com My blood pressure is 200

    It must’ve smelled like straight diarrhea, to be charging someone for battery to an officer.

  • http://www.gravatar.com My blood pressure is 200

    But what if dude had to fart really bad? Why should he hold it for Mr. Officer?

    Maybe he had taqito’s…or beans…those give me the bg’s….

  • http://www.gravatar.com My blood pressure is 200

    Holding your fart can make you sick. I want to be his lawyer…I can represent the medical side of this case.

  • Kim







  • WhatsYoursIsMine-Needs to Shake Things Up a Little

    I shouldn’t laugh at this, but HA!

  • http://chechmeout Film Student

    I guess this is hilarious.

    On another note

    In Charlotte, several gas pumps are empty. I’ve been watching the local news, and the anchors have been saying that the gasoline is coming. As a matter of fact, they’ve been saying this for days now.

    I really hope John McCain will stop bluffing, and debate tonight. America needs to hear how he and Obama plans to restore this crisis.

  • So tired of the bull

    Bwahhahahahah this story is priceless!!! OMG tooo hilarious I swear!!!!

  • iluvprada




    Man oh man. Police these days.

  • i am domincian trash, i sukky peni for $1.00 and live off freeway...can u help me with a pesos?

    hahahahahahahahahaha, what a guala will do hahahahahahhahahahahhah………..

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