Posted by Bossip Staff
Gas man let them fly when he went to the clink…please read the whole story:
Meet Jose Cruz. In the long history of American jurisprudence, the West Virginia man may be the first defendant to ever be charged with passing gas in the face of a law enforcement officer. Cruz, 34, was driving with his car’s headlights off Monday night when he was pulled over by West Charleston cops, who noted that Cruz appeared to be intoxicated. After failing a series of field sobriety tests, Cruz was arrested and transported to police headquarters, where he allegedly committed another offense, according to a September 23 criminal complaint. While being fingerprinted, Cruz allegedly “lifted his leg and passed gas loudly on Ptlm. Parsons. The defendant then fanned the air with his hand in front of his rear onto” the cop. “The gas,” the complaint notes, “was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Ptlm. Parsons.” In addition to the DUI count, Cruz was also charged with battery on a police officer for the farting incident. In a TSG interview, Cruz said that while he “farted multiple times,” it “wasn’t directly in [the cop’s] face.” Asked if he fanned the fetid air toward the officer, Cruz admitted that he did, but said it was in retaliation for the cop insisting he take a breath test while he was having an asthma attack. “I said, ‘Here, put that in your Breathalyzer,”
A traffic ticket = $200.
Lawyer fees and DUI classes = $1000 (depending on the state in which the crime occurred)
Farting on one-time = Straight f*cking priceless!
Now that’s what you call ASSault!!!
More Stories From Bossip
Messy Matrimony-dom: T.I. Responds To Pics Of Tiny Halloween...
Lost Ones: Soccer Star Has Dated Two Of The Baddest Women...
#BaaawdyGoals: Meet The Thicky Fit Celebrity Trainer...
That Old Thang Back: A Gallery Of Reasons Lil Wayne Wants...
Thanks Tami!!! Here’s What DJ Duffey Thinks About...
Shaniqua Tompkins Exposes 50 Cent’s Domestic Violence...
24 Pics Of Scottie Pippen's Maybe Ex-Wife
Dirty Split Confirmed: Larsa Pippen’s Relationship...