Knifed Up Rocker Compares Plastic Surgery To Redecorating His House “Changing My Face Is Like Buying A New Sofa”

Pete Burns

We showed you Pete Burns after his most recent surgery a couple weeks ago, but apparently the British rock star has no intention of staying away from the knife.

Talking to this week’s Reveal magazine, he confessed: ‘My most recent overhaul was about a month ago. I had a minor facelift and my eyes slanted.

‘I also have regular peels and Botox. I’t something I’ll always do. People redecorate their homes every few years and I see this as no different. Changing my face is like buying a new sofa.’

Come again??? GTFOH with that bullshat! If you buy a new sofa and that isht doesn’t match your drapes you can send it back to the store — if you buy a new nose and it doesn’t match your face, guess what? YOU ARE FAWKED!

You’d think this dude would’ve learned his lesson since he won £450,000 in damages last year from a cosmetic surgeon Dr Maurizio Viel, who the singer claims left him ‘suicidal’ after his lip implant operations went wrong.

The Liverpudlian said he had his first surgery – a nose job – in the 1980s after the money started rolling in from hits like You Spin Me Round with his band Dead Or Alive.

But he said even that went wrong and his nose was so crooked he could no longer wear sunglasses.

However, he said it didn’t put him off and he went on to have an implant in his top lip, then filler injections.

But in 2004 an infection set in, which saw his lips swell to 18 inches.

The star – who appeared on Celebrity Big Brother in 2006 – continues: ‘My doctor punctured it and the yellow dishcarge that came out filled two mugs. I was put on antibiotics but my whole face began to swell.

‘I was housebound for nine months and couldn’t move my head – discharge would pour out.’

He finally found a corrective surgeon who said he could help.

Pete continued: ‘One told told me that my lips were so bad they would need amputating. It was terrifying.’

Thanks for that disgusting description of pus filled lips. SMH.

Apparently when surgery isn’t an available option, he’ll settle for deforming himself in other ways:

In September at London Fashion Week, Pete also debuted myriad facial piercings along his eyebrows, forehead and cheekbones.

However, he’s now removed most of them.

He explained: ‘I had piercings all over my face, which did look dreadful, but I got them done while waiting for my hisband Michael to get a tattoo. I was bored.’

Somebody get this dude a hobby. STAT!

It sounds like he’s ready to spend all his settlement money on more surgery. Despite his repeated unsavory experiences Burn says he’ll continue to go under the knife and insists:

‘I don’t feel like I’m addicted to surgery.

‘I could leave it alone for long periods of time if I wanted…I’ll wait another couple of years before my next overhaul…my face might fall off!’

Might?

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  • Uspinmeround

    I still can’t get over how this guy has messed himself up. That last pic of him is how he looked before all the suguries, in Dead or Alive’s heyday. He looked perfectly fine, & that top pic is the end result of what he looks like now. Lol @ Pete-he claims Boy George stole his style back in the day.

  • Roab

    Damn! My bad…I thought he was “Octo Mom”. Oh snap they could totally be sisters or himsters or…oh hell…you know what I mean.

  • JayJay

    hahahaha!!true!!

  • purple love

    He look like kim kardashian and hunter tylo from the bold and the beautiful

  • tbird

    dang…i thought it was lil kim for a sec

  • nywoman23…killuminati

    thats a he yikes. at first(b4 i clicked on the link n got a better view) i thought it was cher, then i thought it was that tattoo chic sandra bullocks’s ex hubby cheated with. om my this thing right here is a monstrosity

  • jeanee4

    dat thing has a husband,mama was right there’s sumbody 4 every1

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  • yz

    “Changing my face is like buyin a new sofa”

    What he should have said “Changing my face is like buying AN OLD SOFA”

    He looks terrible.. SMH @the doctor that did that to him.

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  • Noname

    Looks like oksana mels disgruntled X squeeze

  • nywoman23…killuminati

    lol she does. and oksana looks like the octomom. wow lol all these people look alike. smh i tell you smh

  • mo

    Is he trying to look like Cher, if so, he got it right! His lips are bigger than any lips I’ve ever seen and I am African-American. Never seen any that large before.

  • Real Talk

    smh

  • MissPerfect

    what is that thing ..

  • rene

    He is High!

  • MyReason

    Cher should be offended by this monstroncity…

  • coldt7

    Whitefolks are WEIRD!!!

  • uhhh yeah ok

    An old dirty, beat up, second hand couch with multiple a$$ grooves in it..

  • bklynista718

    one word: YUCK!!

  • Boondock Saint

    Dude looks like the catlady.

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    That dude looks a nicotine mess!!

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    What is wrong with these stupid azz people.. dont they know full lips only look good on folks who are born with them.. NATURAL thats the clue.. NATURAL.. i have seen some natural lips on black folks that make me jealous… but i have never seen fake lips on other races that look good… give it up ..if you werent born with them .. leave it be!!

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  • Jaye

    He reminds me of Cher!!!

  • I_saw_this_one_coming

    Based on how his face looks, then the damn funishings in his house must make that “Sanford and Son” indoor junkyard look like Buckingham Palace.

  • shut the fu*ck up

    why does he mess his face up and look like duck lips
    and cher cheeks and wack at the rest

  • Queen R

    OMG!

  • AHHHHHSHADDAAAP!!!!

    O, damn. Lips leaking enough pus to fill two mugs? {{{RAAAAALLLPH!}}

    He looks like a cross between Shelly Duvall from ‘Popeye’ and Cher. That face is straight outta some traveling Carnival sideshow. CREEEEPY.

  • Allie

    Omg people like this disgust me

  • Broken_Halo

    Kim K. is gonna look like that if she doesn’t chill with the botox

  • jazzie91

    And people was talking about Michael all these years. What about him??? O.o Dude look like a mix of a bloated up Cher, Octomon, and Mel Gibson’s baby mother Oksana. #Sad

  • Moanmyname(I want you now)

    If changing ur face is like getting a new couch, by now he should be renting out his house and everything…smh

  • Trayday

    That lace front is not the business!

  • sanaa

    je.croyais.que.c.etait.une.femme.quand.je.pense qu.il a paye pour devenir comme ça.

  • Enabler

    black dudes loves this type

  • jblaze

    what a disgusting looking fella..my a’hole right after shooting scat looks better than hes face.damn a shotgun blast or having a gorilla tearing it off is much nicer.well cant blame him all scousers look like that.

  • Tickingtimebomb

    this shim problem is he got turn around a little too much.

  • mrbrandon71

    I used to rock dead or alive….back in the day, and even though Pete was unusual for the times, he looked okay. But now! Lawd have mercy! WTF? He looks like a damned cat! And what is up with all of these Hollywood people wanting to lool so damned weird and unnatural? This is some real “ish” here. Still love Pete’s music, though!

  • Redskin

    Scary old fag that has a unrealistic narccasistic complex. One of these days his luck will run out and he’ll die on the surgeons table.

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    Oh My God! She looks freakky!!!! And that freaky in the original bad way!

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