Friday, September 26th, 2008

Some Friday Handsome

Posted by Bossip Staff

Here is Nelly performing in Florida last night. We know you broads think he’s fine and all, but his album didn’t move any units:

Nelly capped his long hiatus with a disappointing No. 3 start for Brass Knuckles, his first new album in four years, which moved a relatively meager 84,000. His last albums, 2004’s simultaneously released Sweat and Suit, debuted in the top two spots with a combined 738,000 first-week copies.

Poor thang. More images from the performance below:

Some more including Kelly performing somewhere in England when you…

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Comments(94) on “Some Friday Handsome”

  1. Boston Jones

    He’s a *****-eater, that’s why.

  2. as seen on t.v.(my gravie is coming out the closet like Clay Aiken)

    His body is sick….

  3. Official TimeHater (Be a bonfire when others are just a flame)

    He’s…..aight for a short dude…I guess..

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  5. Thank good it’s Friday…3rd

  6. WhatsYoursIsMine-Needs to Shake Things Up a Little

    I’m sorry, but Nelly is such a Butterface.

  7. Dame

    WOW I am going to buy Br***** Knuckles to support him. I knew it wasn’t going to be big when he was releasing singles off the cd two years ago.


  8. Nelly going “down down baby your street in a Range Rover” He GOOD! he don’t have to make an album really Nelly has so many other venues that he is involved with so who cares!

    Morning Bossip Peeps!


  9. @*****EEN on T.v…..DEAD at your Gravy and your wording….WTH……LOL!

  10. Nita

    His arms are bigger than LL’s.

  11. Nue2This

    Yummy, now this is more like it for the morning.. NELLY: that’s okay Boo, just keep taking flicks in the underwear.. you’ll be iiight!

  12. finesseyoswaggerfool!!!

    bangin’ body…yes

    Dime facepiece…I think not. Avg grill says I.

    Mornin’ folks…FREAKY FRIDAY!!! YES!!!

  13. statim08

    Yeah, 80k is a flop. Nelly don’t have the buzz no more. It doesn’t matter what great shape he’s in, it don’t sell records.

  14. Mz_Magnificent1

    Nelly is most definitely SEXY as hell!!!

    I have all his albums except Br***** Knuckles…I’m a lil apprehensive about picking it up. I don’t like any singles he has released…


  15. **peeping head in the door***

    female thread

    **slowly backing out**

  16. Black British Girl

    Please come and take Kelly of our hands…lol…talk about watering down your brand…I see her all the time..urgh…Nelly is doing it…!!

  17. as seen on t.v.(my gravie is coming out the closet like Clay Aiken)

    @Kzz

    who do you see as my gravie?…it should be Real from I love New York looking sweet as tea…

  18. finesseyoswaggerfool!!!

    He’s got a TIGHT A$$ED MOUTH…Not sxxy @ all.


  19. @AS SEEN: That’s who I see.. REAL….

    @NUE: Hi babes! (HUGS)!

    *****************************************************************************

    @NU: Err’time I see a certain face I wanna jump through the computer and choke the hell outta this person I swear……Sorry couldn’t hold it in….

  20. SWEET CHEEKS((MADE FOR A BOSS))

    ooohhh Nelly, can I PLEASE, PLEASE wet that top lip???

    & LMAO @ Man I Just Dont Care :lol:


  21. NELLY BODY IS SEXY!


  22. No, he’s NOT fine.

    He looks like he could give rides to kids at the fairgrounds, with that strong azz jaw.


  23. I HAVENT REALLY HEARD ANYTHING FROM THE ALBUM EXCEPT STEPPED ON MY J’S AND I LIK THE SONG

  24. kahmmillion

    <—- Drooling on her keyboard…

    GOD DYAM!!


  25. @RE: You damn fool…. LOL!

    @NU & RE: Err’time I see a certain face I wanna jump through the computer and choke the hell outta this person I swear……Sorry couldn’t hold it in…. I believe I saw Babar on T.v dancing with the TIGERS!

  26. Glade

    nelly can be a ***** eater all he wants (altho he isnt). There is no denying this is one beautiful black man. embrace it, let it in, dont fight it, see that wasn’t so bad now was it!


  27. On some Real ***** Nelly better lay off the ROIDS!

  28. "TAKE THEM END YOU MAKE AND SPEND EM ON A TUTOR, HUH?"(sxyQblondie always happy about firdays)

    TO THE BOSSIP ADMIN, WE’RE ALL GOING TO NEED FOR YOU TO SHOVE IT. WE HAVE ABOUT AS MUCH FAITH IN YOU DOING WHAT YOU SAY, AS WE DO IN GEORGE.W. IF YOU MEANT IT, YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO.

    NOW. TO MY BOSSIP FAM, MORNIN!!

    KZZ

    NUE NUE

    SWEET CHEEKS

    MAN I JUST

    WHATSYOURS

    HEY PEOPLE!!

    LOOK AT THE BODY THAT IS NELLY’S!! HE AINT ALL THAT FINE. NEVER THOUGHT SO. BUT THAT DAMNED BODY. I’M READY TO START SINGING SOME SILK TO HIS AZZ. GOODNESS!!

  29. Glade

    Can we please stop using album sales as a relevant measure of an arist success. AlBUM SALES are all PR and Marketing THAT IS IT! Ain’t to many people gone crack 100,000 these days. Its just the way it is. Times have changed. INTERNET -> Mp3 File sharing Programs -> Itunes -> = low album sales regardless.

  30. "TAKE THEM ENDS YOU MAKE AND SPEND EM ON A TUTOR, HUH?"(sxyQblondie always happy about firdays)

    HAD TO PUT AN “S” IN MY SCREEN NAME(TYPO)

  31. gery

    [___"interracialchatting.com"___] which is one of the biggest club in world for 18+ singles from each race to meet cute girls with big ***** online.It is

    also a site where sexy black and white girls like discussing interracial relationship.sign up for free,maybe you should go on have a look.

    Good luck,wish you find your girls…

  32. Oshie (SWF seeks WEBMWP for HCF)

    Am I the only one that was disappointed when I scrolled down?


  33. Nelly been on roids for awhile now..***** messed up

  34. SWEET CHEEKS((MADE FOR A BOSS))

    SXYQ Said:

    TO THE BOSSIP ADMIN, WE’RE ALL GOING TO NEED FOR YOU TO SHOVE IT. WE HAVE ABOUT AS MUCH FAITH IN YOU DOING WHAT YOU SAY, AS WE DO IN GEORGE.W. IF YOU MEANT IT, YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO.

    ***************

    DEAD!!!!!! DEAD!!!!! DEAD!!!!!!!!!!

    :lol:

  35. dayg715

    he needs to kick that loser ashanti to the curb. she’s bad luck. her album flopped even harder than his.

  36. dayg715

    but he is FINE FINE FINE!!!!


  37. @Kzzme

    ME TOO! Babar was performing at the Barnum and Baily Ringling Brothers last week.


  38. Nelly was giving rides to little kids there too!


  39. @SXYQ: You change that damn gravy 1 more time I swear….i’m sending the cyber police after you and a couple of others…

    Yall are crazy……LOL!


  40. @RE: But who was Babar’s trainer?????


  41. Oh Yeah NU ain’t *****!


  42. Babars trainer? Babar was raised by wolves!

  43. elaine

    I knew the album was not going to do well. He had released to many singles off of it before it even came out. And not one of those singles was banging. You know somebody album not going to do well when that starts happening, ***** look at 50 cent. He had about 4 singles out before he relased his album and that ***** tanked.

  44. "TAKE THEM ENDS YOU MAKE AND SPEND EM ON A TUTOR, HUH?"(sxyQblondie always happy about firdays)

    @KZZ

    I LOVE YOU TOO MOMMA!! LOL. WHAT YOU UP TO THIS MORNING?


  45. Nelly is too diesel. He needs to tone it down a bit and then he’ll have that perfect body. I don’t like huge body builder type bodies. He was sexier to me when he was in between toned and muscular–he’s hitting weights WAYYYY to much.


  46. GOOD MORNIGN EVERYONE


  47. NELLY LOOK OK BUT HE IS SHORT.

  48. Amina

    I will take him anytime and anyplace … He really needs to drop Ashanti, I’m way badder than her lol. He is just too fine…

  49. D@ Pop3

    WELL LOOK WHO HE HAS FOR A GIRLFRIEND…SHE’S NOT SELLING ANY ALBUMS EITHER…LOL…

  50. Aries Chica

    I’ll take him but I am not too fond of the gold teeth!

    LMAO at the Britsh Black Girl comment

  51. jstbnme

    I love me some Nelly but I’m not feeling that new CD.

  52. Sawyer

    when will these artist understand that *****ody is buying hip hop albums anymore?! The music is wack nowadays and the numbers prove this to be so, plus with downloading and what not…look toward a different avenue to make money cause the rapper aint making money anymore. Better learn how to produce and write music!

  53. Latindoll

    the game done change. but he so cute – he must be eating rice and beans!

  54. Lacombe Redbone

    “I’ll drink his bath water, dish water, all his waters!!!!”

  55. smile

    I saw his nice pr ofile with hot pics and videos on ‘rich kiss c OM’. Very po pular there. Of course. He’s attractive.

  56. gimme a break (vote for change)

    i will p***** on nelly

    i dont find guys with tat and muscle attractive !!

  57. Kesha: 2-2 Sunday??? One can only hope(I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD)

    What a LOVELY Friday morning treat! Who cares about record sales…with that body, he will NEVER go broke! I promise he would be held captive in my bedroom!

    Morning EVERYONE


  58. I LOVE Nelly. Short and all. I love him! I love him!

    Sexy lovin in the morning!!! Good Morning all!

  59. Tealeaf

    He is SEXY….

  60. why?

    Dang is nelly afalling off too?!?!

  61. why?

    Dang is nelly falling off too?!?!

  62. Swag

    moving those units the first week aint too bad. he should still be able to sell platinum by next year.

    first week sales are not always the best measure of how an album will do in the long term. some artist have done good numbers their first week and went on to flop. Then some artists have had low first week sales and over the year moved enough un***** to get platinum.

    platinum is awesome these days with the way hip hop is doing. even Jay-Z’s sales have been down for his last two albums and will probably be down for his next album, Blueprint 3.

    ALL artists and musicions have had low sales in their career at some point. it happens to almost everybody.

  63. elaine

    Jay-Z has low sales cause he need to stay retire. That American Gangsta album was not happening. He sounds good on other tracks, but his own tracks right now, not. Nelly just didn’t have no kinda of buzz. That cheesey ***** song “Hey girl what’s your name” or something like that was whack. That song with Fergie was whack, hell she sound it better rapping them him. The song with Ciara, I have never heard it on the radio down here. And that new song with Akon, booooooooooooooo. All these singles and still can’t sell. He better try to come harder and put Lil Wayne on a track or something.

  64. jonjon23

    Rap just doesn’t sell anymore, and Nelly has gotten too old to make the same type of music he used to make.

  65. Just Sit and Be Pretty

    According to CNN, McCain WILL debate Obama tonight!! Grab the popcorn and get ready folks…this is gonna be good!!

  66. Torrie

    He is not handsome, he just has a nice body.

  67. roe ski love

    Why is he licking his lips like LL cool J and I was told when you use steriods it works on everything but your peepee, so all you ladies out there thinking you gon get rocked by this midget, he ain’t gon be able to get it up. But he might spend some stacks on you, and you can get off on that.

  68. jonjon23

    @sit and be pretty

    McCain may not show up for the debate last time I looked.


  69. Lip-licking is cool only if you’d like your lips to smell like your saliva…

  70. Just Sit and Be Pretty

    jonjon, CNN is on the television in my office as we speak…trust me, I get up-to-the-minute news. :-)

  71. BLUNTBLAZER

    I HOPE HE AINT USIN THEM ROIDS LIKE 50 DID

    http://www.my*****e.com/thagrindaholic

    “LIFE’S A BIOTCH… AND THEN YOU DIE”

  72. gimme a break (vote for change)

    WASHINGTON (CNN ) — Republican presidential nominee Sen. John McCain will parti*****te in Friday night’s debate with his Democratic rival, Sen. Barack Obama, McCain campaign staff said.

    GOPcandidate Sen. John McCain left Washington for Mississippi to attend Friday night’s debate.

    1 of 2 McCain said earlier this week he would not attend the debate if an agreement had not been reached on a $700 billion bailout plan for Wall Street.

    The outcome was up in the air Friday as lawmakers scrambled to agree on a plan.

    But by midday, McCain’s campaign said the Republican presidential nominee believed enough progress had been made for him to travel to Mississippi to parti*****te in the debate, set for 9 p.m. ET at the University of Mississippi campus.

    “He is optimistic that there has been significant progress toward a bipartisan agreement now that there is a framework for all parties to be represented in negotiations, including Rep. [Roy] Blunt as a designated negotiator for House Republicans,” the campaign said in a statement.

    “The McCain campaign is resuming all activities and the senator will travel to the debate this afternoon.”

    Both presidential candidates — McCain and Obama — returned to Washington Thursday to parti*****te in talks over the bailout package.

  73. Child Please

    Nelly is going to look like LL Cool J soon. Too much muscle is not that sexy. Plus those roids shrink other things. He looked better when he looked like a normal person that worked out.

  74. She's a GOALdigger

    He’s starting to look like LL.

    That is all

  75. chaka1

    Nelly is ok. He’s too short for me. Short men are fine because they try harder.

  76. always knew

    Nelly is nice eye candy to look at..As far as buying his Cd, I don;t think so…Damn, unbeweavable, ugly (when you get up close) and must be bald-headed…love that weave though, don’t cha?) DAMN U UGLY!!

    _________________________________________________

    Bossip: I wish you really would stop people from the racist stuff people are spewing and taking over other people’s gravies, and saying foul ish! but nothing is done about it? C’mon you can go harder than that!………

  77. bria

    It’s the economy stupid. That is why most of these artisist aren’t selling. People value money more these days and they are not willing to waste it on garbage.

  78. PRTTYBRWNGIRL

    @ Sanday

    Nelly is too diesel. He needs to tone it down a bit and then he’ll have that perfect body. I don’t like huge body builder type bodies. He was sexier to me when he was in between toned and muscular–he’s hitting weights WAYYYY to much.

    ^^^ no .. he’s hitting STEROIDS WAAAAY too much. there is nothing sexy about him. look at him he look ridiculous

  79. WIFEY06

    MAN EVERYBODY FEELING THE CRUCH….

    ***** IF YOU BOUGHT WAYNE’S CD THEN YOU BOUGHT THE *****ING BEST ONE OF THE YEAR. NO POINT BUYING ANYONE ELSE *****.

  80. Alfyy

    His performance was awesome, kept people waiting untill 10PM but did perform for about 2 Hours with the Lunatics.

    Better then expected.

  81. tasty

    GOOOOD LORD (grabbing for pocketrocket in nightstand)


  82. Nelly is packing ladies. All you have to do is watch a few of his videos..primarily everytime video. There is a big significant BULGE. To me his body look best around that time. BUT NELLY stop hitting the weights, using steroids, or whatever you doing to get so much muscle. TOO SWOLE4ME

  83. FURIOUZ STYLEZ

    NELLY IS SELLIN’ SEX FOR THE LADIES HIS ALBUM? WHAT FOR? *****ES LOVE THIS STUMP CALLED NELLY FOR SOME PATHETIC REASON

    NOT SURE WHY HE’S IN A DROUGHT…HIS HOW-YOU-DOIN’ FAN-BASE SHOULD’VE SKY-ROCKETED EVER SINCE HIT THAT GYM HARDER ALONG WHEN THEM SEAN JOHN ADS CAME OUT

  84. RJ

    LONG LONG TIME AGO I THOUGHT NELLY WAS FIIIINNNNEEE. ASHANTI IS A SMART LADY ALTHOUGH IT SEEMS LIKE HE CHOSE HER….WHICH IS THE WAY IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE. I SAW HER SIGNING AN AUTOGRAPH FOR HIM BACK IN THE DAY AND THOUGHT THEY WOULD MAKE THE CUTEST COUPLE….AND NOW LOOKIN AT THEM I HAVE TO SAY THESE TWO REALLY DO. BIG UPS TO NELLY ASHANTI- GO GIRL…AIN’T MAD AT ALL @ YA.

    CHI TOWN


  85. Nelly is fine………………Does Kelly even have money for backup dancers?? Like she performs at places I never heard of, but hey. Everybodys gotta make a livin..

  86. NESSA

    noelle

    That’s what i was thinking. Does kelly have money for backup dancers. What the hell is she singing about. The only song I know from her was the song she had with Eve.

  87. LEEPZ

    Hm.. I’m feeling the shades.. anyone knows who makes them? Because it’s Hard to tell..

  88. Alexis

    Wow that is really sad. He does look good though.

  89. Its6amHoGetOut

    You hoes are funny, youre acting like you dont know the real reason why nelly has fallen off.

    1. The ***** is wack, always has been since the first CD.

    2. How many times can you sell nursery rhymes as rap?

    3. andele’andele’ mami EI, EI, Uh Ohhhhhh? WTF is that *****?

    4. Im goin’ down, down baby, your street in a range rover boom, boom baby? Thats some genius ***** right there!

    5. ***** cant rap period!

    6. Drop down and get your eagle on girl?

    7. You can sell piles of ***** to ***** eaters for only so long, then they gonna want new improved *****.

    8. Theres only so much room for wack ***** radio rappers and Lil Wack/Wayne and the rest of the south have that boat filled right now.

    9. ***** IS WACK!

    10. He looks like a mini-me LL Cool J.

    Its time for *****s with real talent to shine!

    Love 6am

  90. malakidagod

    thats funny since he makes music 4 females n all his fans are mostly women so it isnt dat the industry changing its dat the same females fan dat use 2 care about nelly dont give a ***** anymore lmao haha ya say he good but dont buy his album haha *****ed up ow well

  91. Its6amHoGetOut

    when youre supposed to be a serious artist, doing underwear ads just doesnt make people take you seriously.

    Rakim underwear ad? no

    chuck d underwear ad? no

    Wu-tang underwear ad? no

    Led zeppelin underwear ad? no

    metallica underwear ad? no

    U2 underwear ad? no

    Scarface underwear ad? no

    Tupac underwear ad? no

    Biggie underwear ad? ***** no!

  92. spiceema

    Nelly is 2 sexy. Damn that man is a problem. and sorry his album was not that good glad I didn’t buy it but he still is fine.

  93. Fresh

    Why is Nelly trying to look like LL?


  94. Greets! Really amazing. keep working! Tnx! Saw!

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