Weezy Adds Blogger to His Résumé
Posted by Bossip Staff
Damn, it’s amazing what one can do whilst all sizzurped up. Lil Wayne is now blogging for ESPN, here’s a snippet:
Hello, everybody. This is the first entry in the blog I’m doing for ESPN The Magazine. I don’t watch nothing but sports—no movies, no news, no television shows—so I thought this would be fun. I grew up playing football. Believe it or not, I was a fullback. When I was nine, ten, eleven, I was a great blocker. I knew how to block real good and the other kids didn’t. So there I was. One game when I was ten years old we were on the goal line about to score, and coach called the play for me. I was supposed to go one way, but I ended up sneaking around the other side on a sweep. Everybody thought I was already tackled. The ref was already blowin’ his whistle. But I was still up and I stutter stepped one way and beat the last guy trying to get me and scored that touchdown. That’s my favorite sports memory for myself.
Not half bad, but it’s obvious someone helped his ass with this one. SMH.
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bossip yall r some *****s,i cant believe i actually use to like this site.quit hatin on the south *****es
5th grade
UMMM
he’s Beautiful!!!
“I knew how to block real good….”
Well, obviously english and grammar were not his strong points…
Morning Bossip Peeps!
@RE: The Hell you so angry about..do I need to come to your city and Jack somebody?
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@NU & RE: Err’time I see a certain face I wanna jump through the computer and choke the hell outta this person I swear……Sorry couldn’t hold it in…. By the way Babar was seen on T.v last night…LOL! I think it was dancing with the TIGERS….
Well damn, the brotha try to do something positive, & Bossip wanna clown his a**…
SMDH.. The life of a black Man…
I LOVE WAYNE MUSIC BUT HE NEED HELP
THATS HOW YA LET THE BEAT BUILD *****
Re & KZZ…
Yall aint *****….
BIG UPS to Babar!! Thanks for keeping it animal…one
Wanye…
Never start a sentence with a Conjunction…
Conjunction junction what’s your function????
I’m sure he wrote it with a crayon on his computer monitor.
@ MECA – F350, Tank Neva Empty, Damn Everybody in the bank act friendly!!!!!
LMAO @ Nikki U!!!! I havent seen that show in YEARS!!!
lol sounds like a 2 year old wrote it
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Good luck,wish you find your girls…
@NU: you damn fool! Conjunction junction though!
and BTW NU you ain’t ***** either…
@SXYQ: You change that damn gravy 1 more time I swear….i’m sending the cyber police after you and a couple of others…
@OSHIE: What’s cracka lackin?
@ SWEETS
I BET THEY *****ES DO HE COMIN DROPPIN OFF MILLIONS I WOULD ACT FRIENDLY TOO
D*M MY COMPUTER JUST SLOW CUZ I STILL C ALL THE OLD GRAVIES EVEN MINE
KZZ & SWEET….
Conjunction Junction, what’s your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses.
Conjunction Junction, how’s that function?
I got three favorite cars That get most of my job done.
Conjunction Junction, what’s their function?
I got “and”, “but”, and “or”, they’ll get you pretty far.
Bossip…
What happened to the black?
@Kzzme I am very upset with the Credit Agency I’m paying off for my mother-in-law, for taking out their money when I asked them not too, and I’m upset I didn’t get paid today because they SWEAR I didn’t turn in my timesheet. But I turned in all my co-workers times, and I didn’t get paid? I had PROOF, and they told me I would be paid twice next week.
But I want it NOW.
Re…
They cant cut you a check???
hooked on phonics would be a nice look to have.
uhhh
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RE, JUST INFO MY FRIEND CALLED ME CRYINGT THEY DEPOSITED HER CHECK SHE THOUGHT AND SHE WENT TO CASH IT AND THE BANK SAID NO MONEY> THIS COMMENT IS FOR RE NO BUTT-INS LIKE THAT ONE YESTERDAY> I JUST PUT IMPORTANT INFO OUT NOT WHAT MY SEX LIFE IS OR NOT DOING SO BE CAREFUL>
Actually, Lil Wayne WAS SMART at his highschool, Mcmain. He was in gifted cl*****es. Stop believing the image.
Wayne is NOT a dumb dude he also believes in dumbing it down for his following. I mean was attending University of Houston. Which many of these half ***** rappers dont even have a high school diploma i.e Jigga man himself.
So give the brotha credit for some *****!
@Alicia W
I can’t tell you how this has totally disorganized everything. I have direct deposit, and all of a sudden my money is missing, and my acct is in the negatives thanks to a large withdrawel…I have two more checks on the way as well that I must put an end to…
@Nikki
Not until next week.
WOW ESPN”Y” has sunk to a new low. What credentials does he have to write for that publication?! There are people who actually went to school for a degree and cant get a sniff, but this fool gets to write for them (albeit blogging) still to put the ESPN brand with Weezy F. just amazes the hell out of me.
You know Weezy went to college, right Bossip?
Sometimes, depending on how many brain cells have been destroyed, the education just does NOT stick… Lol but whateva i can dig the whole “not watchin the news” thing though… I stopped watchin news in 2002, and i sleep like a champ….
Dang! Its a blog people! He’s not writing a dissertation. THe main purpose for the blog is SUPPOSED to be entertainment. I dont understand why people get so bent out of shape on these things…Dang!
Wrong about *****uming that he had someone write this just because it is in complete sentences. I went to school with him and he’s actually really smart. You know what they say about *****umptions!
*YAWN*. That was boring.
@ Cage…the one thing about education is that you can’t “lose” it and it can’t be “taken” away from you. Now, you can choose not to use it and that is another story…and when you’re “sizzurped”(bossip’s words not mine)up your thoghts are twisted. However, some say that’s when you are at your smartest becuase you have to acutally choose a thought out of many in your head…compared to having to come up with a thought when nothing is in your head…Hence, the greatness of certain drug addicted musicians such as Ray Charles, Jimmy Hendrix..etc. (again, not my views just citing other arguments)
All in All…IMO just say NO if you don’t want to sound SLOW!! Happy Friday!!
Oh @ Re: Girl, I would have been left for the door…I don’t play with my ONES!! I would log off my computer, grab my purse, and twist out of the door screaming repeatedly NO ROGER, NO RERUN, NO RENT!!!
@ Obamagurl: Thank you for that breakdown…. Broke it down like a true adult
LMAO @ Obama girl…trust…I gave them a piece of my mind…
FULLBACK I CANT IMAGIN THAT
http://www.my*****e.com/thagrindaholic
“LIFE’S A BIOTCH… AND THEN YOU DIE”
wayne look like a 50 year old man
WHY BOSSIP TRYIN’ TO MAKE WEEZY LOOK DUMB AND UNEDUCATED…HE GOTTA BE SIZZURUPED TO SOUND HALFWAY ARTICULATE?
HATERS, LIKE BOSSIP, WHERE THE SAME HATERS THAT HELP *****RODE THIS DUDE ALL THE WAY TO PLATINUM IN A WEEK–FUC U MAD FOR?!
Apparently his blog will be entitled “Hooked on Phonics: Lil’ Wayne Sports Report”
For real, I was thinking the same thing. (Lol)
THATS ONE UGLY ***** DUDE HE CANT EVEN WRITE RIGHT I BET U ALL U HOES ON HERE LEAVING COMMENTS FOR DIS UGLY ***** DUDE YALL HOES AND *****ES AND YES IM TALKING ABOUT GIRLS GET OFF WAYNE ***** U NEED TO SUPPORT YOURSELVES BESIDES DIS WACK ***** ***** THANK U BOSSIP BECAUSE I CANT STAND DIS 2 AND ALL U *****ES AND HOES GET OFF HIS ***** AND GO SUCK 1 AND FIND U A REAL MAN IM TALKING 2 EVERYBODY ON THIS LIST
HAVE TO GIVE A GIFT (GUCCI) TO MY COUSIN AND FRIEND. SHE HAS BEEN SO NICE TO MY GRAND MOTHER.
CAN’T JUST GO TO BATON ROUGE WITHOUT HITTING UP THAT NEW ORLEANS. TRILL ENTERTAINMENT: U GOT CAKE !
I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS AT A BAYOU CL*****IC GAME OR WAS IT MARDI GRAS. I DONT KNOW ACTUALLY KNOW WHICH ONE IT WAS. I REMEMBER I HAD ON A CREAM POLO/CREAM POLO PANTS WITH SOME BROWN POLO BOOTS. IT RAIN I THINK TOO. WELL ANYWAYS..WE WERE WALKING DOWN BOURBON STREET AND SOME DUDE ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE STREET IN ONE OF THOSE ROOMS AT THE TOP WAS PLAYING 2PAC: HAIL MARY. HE WAS PLAYING IT LOUD TOO. WHEN YOU WALKED DOWN THE STREET THAT WAS ALL YOU COULD HEAR. I BELIEVE THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I HEARD THAT SONG I THINK. IT HAD TO BEEN LIKE 95 OR 96. I WAS AT THAT B.T.W GOING HARD WITH THOSE KEN GRIFFEN JR. SAME TIME I THINK PIMPING PENS CAME OUT. LIL KEKE: MAN HOLD UP WAS COMING OUT OF EVERYONES MOUTH AND HOLD UP SCREW. THAT IS WHEN I GOT INTRODUCED TO THOSE 30′S. LIL KEKE’S CELL THEORY GOODIE MOB FREESTYLE WAS POPPING OFF. SOME DUDE STARTED FREESTYLING AT A TALENT SHOW AND ALL THE GIRLS WERE GOING CRAZY.
I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS AT B.J. LIKE RIGHT BEFORE MARY’S MURDER SHE TOLD ME IN CL***** ” YOU THINK YOU ARE ALL THAT NOW ” SHE TOLD ME THAT BECAUSE I JUST GOT MY BRACES TAKEN OFF. BUT I STOP WEARING MY RETAINER. AND NOW THEY KIND OF WENT BACK. THAT WAS THE LAST TIME I EVER WENT TO SOMEONE’S FUNERAL. I COULDNT EVEN TAKE IT..I RAN UP OUT OF THERE. SO TO THE GIRL I SAID ” LASER WHITENING-STARS” I AM TRULY SORRY.
I REMEMBER MEETING CASH MONEY IN SHARPSTOWN MALL THEY BOUGHT A LOT OF FUBU IN G2. THEY WENT TO CLUB JAMAICA-JAMAICA THAT NIGHT. I ROCKED THAT NAS ESCO HAWAIIAN SHIRT.
WHAT UP JUVEY REMEMBER THAT DUDE YOU SEEN IN HARLEM KNIGHTS IN THAT RED VETTE WITH THE BLUE ROCAWEAR SHIRT. YOU PULLED UP WITH YOUR TOUR BUS REALITY CHECK.
“IF I AINT A HOT BOY…THEN WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT”
I find it hard to believe that his little monchichi can hardly talk, let alone spell correctly. and what kind of person doesn’t watch the news?
wayne has proven that he has sense in past interviews. ..sure, his ideas and concepts and lyrics may be off the wall, but brotha has proved he can be grammatically and literally correct….bossip, suck a fat *****!!!
Wait sooooo they hired Lil Wayne to share his fondest sports memories? what the hell is he bloggin about? and I dont care what school he went to ,
have any of you fans ( female especially) heard one of his damn intros when he goes on some long (likely drug induced) rant about how he figured out all women secretly yearn to be “hoes” and, how he has it all figured out, and when youre with a “real man” the only value a woman carries is to be that “real mans” helper, and to cater to him , and is instructing women to quote “put on youre shoes, houseshoes that is, and cook for youre man, when times get hard cook crack for youre man, when times get hard hit the strip for yo man, that man being yo daddy”. Now I will concede that I know how p*****ionate Wayne is about pleasing his “daddy” but I cant beleive that women can listen to that crap and still defend that moron, geesh know when to be offended!
THE ***** WAS 10 YEARS OLD!!!! WTF!!! REAL MEN TALK OF SPORTS WHEN THEY CAN SAY THEY HAD PUBES AND WAS ABLE TO GET BRAIN FOR THE ACHEIVMENT. WHO IS HE AL BUNDY? LOL… HE PROBRABLY THE SAME SIZE AS NOW AS HE WAS THEN..
Besides that ***** on the side of his face idk what the hell that is his skin looks flawless and um his gril is beautiful, it be shinin like my teeth.
yo!!! y’all gotta check this remix to “Lollipop” I just found. Some guys called THE ROCKSTARS produced it…*****’s insane!!!! On some crazy rockstar, other world kinda *****. No lie, this *****’s the truth! check it;
http://www.my*****e.com/musicbytherockstars