Weezy Adds Blogger to His Résumé

Posted on September 26th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Lil Wayne, News

Posted by Bossip Staff

Damn, it’s amazing what one can do whilst all sizzurped up. Lil Wayne is now blogging for ESPN, here’s a snippet:

Hello, everybody. This is the first entry in the blog I’m doing for ESPN The Magazine. I don’t watch nothing but sports—no movies, no news, no television shows—so I thought this would be fun. I grew up playing football. Believe it or not, I was a fullback. When I was nine, ten, eleven, I was a great blocker. I knew how to block real good and the other kids didn’t. So there I was. One game when I was ten years old we were on the goal line about to score, and coach called the play for me. I was supposed to go one way, but I ended up sneaking around the other side on a sweep. Everybody thought I was already tackled. The ref was already blowin’ his whistle. But I was still up and I stutter stepped one way and beat the last guy trying to get me and scored that touchdown. That’s my favorite sports memory for myself.

Not half bad, but it’s obvious someone helped his ass with this one. SMH.

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  • finesseyoswaggerfool!!!

    and?

  • K-mia

    5th grade

  • “BUT I CAN’T FEEL THAT HARDCORE APPEAL THAT YOU SCREAMIN, MAYBE I’M DREAMIN”(sxyQblondie is definately laughing today)

    UMMM

  • MsCarter

    he’s Beautiful!!!

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re ( I am VERY ANGRY today)

    “I knew how to block real good….”

    Well, obviously english and grammar were not his strong points…

  • http://www.myspace.com/shamecatierrajackson ms meca

    I LOVE WAYNE MUSIC BUT HE NEED HELP

  • Oshie (SWF seeks WEBMWP for HCF)

    I’m sure he wrote it with a crayon on his computer monitor.

  • SWEET CHEEKS((MADE FOR A BOSS))

    @ MECA – F350, Tank Neva Empty, Damn Everybody in the bank act friendly!!!!!

    LMAO @ Nikki U!!!! I havent seen that show in YEARS!!!

  • http://www.anythingblack.net www.anythingblack.net

    lol sounds like a 2 year old wrote it

  • http://www.myspace.com/shamecatierrajackson ms meca

    @ SWEETS

    I BET THEY ASSES DO HE COMIN DROPPIN OFF MILLIONS I WOULD ACT FRIENDLY TOO

  • http://www.myspace.com/shamecatierrajackson ms meca

    D*M MY COMPUTER JUST SLOW CUZ I STILL C ALL THE OLD GRAVIES EVEN MINE

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80 NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Product of The Swirl and AINT mad about it)

    KZZ & SWEET….

    Conjunction Junction, what’s your function?

    Hooking up words and phrases and clauses.

    Conjunction Junction, how’s that function?

    I got three favorite cars That get most of my job done.

    Conjunction Junction, what’s their function?

    I got “and”, “but”, and “or”, they’ll get you pretty far.

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re ( I am VERY ANGRY today)

    @Kzzme I am very upset with the Credit Agency I’m paying off for my mother-in-law, for taking out their money when I asked them not too, and I’m upset I didn’t get paid today because they SWEAR I didn’t turn in my timesheet. But I turned in all my co-workers times, and I didn’t get paid? I had PROOF, and they told me I would be paid twice next week.

    But I want it NOW.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80 NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Product of The Swirl and AINT mad about it)

    Re…

    They cant cut you a check???

  • http://anonymous@yahoo.com anonymous

    hooked on phonics would be a nice look to have.

  • Anton Slizzardhands

    uhhh

  • http://apollo13@yahoo.com alicia w

    RE, JUST INFO MY FRIEND CALLED ME CRYINGT THEY DEPOSITED HER CHECK SHE THOUGHT AND SHE WENT TO CASH IT AND THE BANK SAID NO MONEY> THIS COMMENT IS FOR RE NO BUTT-INS LIKE THAT ONE YESTERDAY> I JUST PUT IMPORTANT INFO OUT NOT WHAT MY SEX LIFE IS OR NOT DOING SO BE CAREFUL>

  • Lovely One

    Actually, Lil Wayne WAS SMART at his highschool, Mcmain. He was in gifted classes. Stop believing the image.

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re ( I am VERY ANGRY today)

    @Alicia W

    I can’t tell you how this has totally disorganized everything. I have direct deposit, and all of a sudden my money is missing, and my acct is in the negatives thanks to a large withdrawel…I have two more checks on the way as well that I must put an end to…

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re ( I am VERY ANGRY today)

    @Nikki

    Not until next week.

  • Sawyer

    WOW ESPN”Y” has sunk to a new low. What credentials does he have to write for that publication?! There are people who actually went to school for a degree and cant get a sniff, but this fool gets to write for them (albeit blogging) still to put the ESPN brand with Weezy F. just amazes the hell out of me.

  • Cage

    Sometimes, depending on how many brain cells have been destroyed, the education just does NOT stick… Lol but whateva i can dig the whole “not watchin the news” thing though… I stopped watchin news in 2002, and i sleep like a champ….

  • Kesha: 2-2 Sunday??? One can only hope(I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD)

    Dang! Its a blog people! He’s not writing a dissertation. THe main purpose for the blog is SUPPOSED to be entertainment. I dont understand why people get so bent out of shape on these things…Dang!

  • ali

    Wrong about assuming that he had someone write this just because it is in complete sentences. I went to school with him and he’s actually really smart. You know what they say about assumptions!

  • BIANCA

    *YAWN*. That was boring.

  • Cage

    @ Obamagurl: Thank you for that breakdown…. Broke it down like a true adult :)

  • http://www.gravatar.com My blood pressure is 200

    LMAO @ Obama girl…trust…I gave them a piece of my mind…

  • BLUNTBLAZER

    FULLBACK I CANT IMAGIN THAT

    http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic

    “LIFE’S A BIOTCH… AND THEN YOU DIE”

  • joey bishop

    wayne look like a 50 year old man

  • JillyBean819

    Apparently his blog will be entitled “Hooked on Phonics: Lil’ Wayne Sports Report”

  • Dee

    For real, I was thinking the same thing. (Lol)

  • LAUGHNYOFACE

    HAVE TO GIVE A GIFT (GUCCI) TO MY COUSIN AND FRIEND. SHE HAS BEEN SO NICE TO MY GRAND MOTHER.

    CAN’T JUST GO TO BATON ROUGE WITHOUT HITTING UP THAT NEW ORLEANS. TRILL ENTERTAINMENT: U GOT CAKE !

    I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS AT A BAYOU CLASSIC GAME OR WAS IT MARDI GRAS. I DONT KNOW ACTUALLY KNOW WHICH ONE IT WAS. I REMEMBER I HAD ON A CREAM POLO/CREAM POLO PANTS WITH SOME BROWN POLO BOOTS. IT RAIN I THINK TOO. WELL ANYWAYS..WE WERE WALKING DOWN BOURBON STREET AND SOME DUDE ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE STREET IN ONE OF THOSE ROOMS AT THE TOP WAS PLAYING 2PAC: HAIL MARY. HE WAS PLAYING IT LOUD TOO. WHEN YOU WALKED DOWN THE STREET THAT WAS ALL YOU COULD HEAR. I BELIEVE THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I HEARD THAT SONG I THINK. IT HAD TO BEEN LIKE 95 OR 96. I WAS AT THAT B.T.W GOING HARD WITH THOSE KEN GRIFFEN JR. SAME TIME I THINK PIMPING PENS CAME OUT. LIL KEKE: MAN HOLD UP WAS COMING OUT OF EVERYONES MOUTH AND HOLD UP SCREW. THAT IS WHEN I GOT INTRODUCED TO THOSE 30′S. LIL KEKE’S CELL THEORY GOODIE MOB FREESTYLE WAS POPPING OFF. SOME DUDE STARTED FREESTYLING AT A TALENT SHOW AND ALL THE GIRLS WERE GOING CRAZY.

    I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS AT B.J. LIKE RIGHT BEFORE MARY’S MURDER SHE TOLD ME IN CLASS ” YOU THINK YOU ARE ALL THAT NOW ” SHE TOLD ME THAT BECAUSE I JUST GOT MY BRACES TAKEN OFF. BUT I STOP WEARING MY RETAINER. AND NOW THEY KIND OF WENT BACK. THAT WAS THE LAST TIME I EVER WENT TO SOMEONE’S FUNERAL. I COULDNT EVEN TAKE IT..I RAN UP OUT OF THERE. SO TO THE GIRL I SAID ” LASER WHITENING-STARS” I AM TRULY SORRY.

    I REMEMBER MEETING CASH MONEY IN SHARPSTOWN MALL THEY BOUGHT A LOT OF FUBU IN G2. THEY WENT TO CLUB JAMAICA-JAMAICA THAT NIGHT. I ROCKED THAT NAS ESCO HAWAIIAN SHIRT.

    WHAT UP JUVEY REMEMBER THAT DUDE YOU SEEN IN HARLEM KNIGHTS IN THAT RED VETTE WITH THE BLUE ROCAWEAR SHIRT. YOU PULLED UP WITH YOUR TOUR BUS REALITY CHECK.

    “IF I AINT A HOT BOY…THEN WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT”

  • kenya

    I find it hard to believe that his little monchichi can hardly talk, let alone spell correctly. and what kind of person doesn’t watch the news?

  • Misty Knight

    Wait sooooo they hired Lil Wayne to share his fondest sports memories? what the hell is he bloggin about? and I dont care what school he went to ,

    have any of you fans ( female especially) heard one of his damn intros when he goes on some long (likely drug induced) rant about how he figured out all women secretly yearn to be “hoes” and, how he has it all figured out, and when youre with a “real man” the only value a woman carries is to be that “real mans” helper, and to cater to him , and is instructing women to quote “put on youre shoes, houseshoes that is, and cook for youre man, when times get hard cook crack for youre man, when times get hard hit the strip for yo man, that man being yo daddy”. Now I will concede that I know how passionate Wayne is about pleasing his “daddy” but I cant beleive that women can listen to that crap and still defend that moron, geesh know when to be offended!

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