Coon Of The Day: Watch Your Back Hov, Flavor Flav Is Building His Own Empire Selling Flavored Vodka And Fried Chicken… SMH

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Just when we thought Flavor Flav couldn’t get any MORE embarrassing…

“Yo, check this out,” said Flav. “I want you all to keep on the lookout – it should be on the shelves by January – I’m launching a thing called ‘Le Flav Spirits’. I’m comin’ out with a cherry vodka, a berry vodka, an olive vodka, a sweet tea vodka, a bubblegum vodka and grape vodka. Also, I’m comin’ out with ‘Le Flav Cognac’ and ‘Chateaux Le Flav’ which’ll be some bubbly. Champagne, that’s right folks – Poppin’n’drinkin’!”

In between talking about his planned TV shows, films and solo records, Flav dropped another bomb: “I’m also launching FFC – ya’ll heard of KFC right? – well this is FFC, Flav’s Fried Chicken.

“The Colonel better watch his back, G! The Colonel might end up in my fryer!”

He has to be kidding.

This has to be a cruel joke. Right? Right???

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