Coon Of The Day: Watch Your Back Hov, Flavor Flav Is Building His Own Empire Selling Flavored Vodka And Fried Chicken… SMH

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Flavor Flav

Just when we thought Flavor Flav couldn’t get any MORE embarrassing…

“Yo, check this out,” said Flav. “I want you all to keep on the lookout – it should be on the shelves by January – I’m launching a thing called ‘Le Flav Spirits’. I’m comin’ out with a cherry vodka, a berry vodka, an olive vodka, a sweet tea vodka, a bubblegum vodka and grape vodka. Also, I’m comin’ out with ‘Le Flav Cognac’ and ‘Chateaux Le Flav’ which’ll be some bubbly. Champagne, that’s right folks – Poppin’n’drinkin’!”

In between talking about his planned TV shows, films and solo records, Flav dropped another bomb: “I’m also launching FFC – ya’ll heard of KFC right? – well this is FFC, Flav’s Fried Chicken.

“The Colonel better watch his back, G! The Colonel might end up in my fryer!”

He has to be kidding.

This has to be a cruel joke. Right? Right???

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Comments

  • nana

    Yall know its flying off the shelves right? Don’t lie u no u will get u one from a “Hood” near u! Lol

    • Bunny(formerly Angel/UrHeiness)

      lol…you already know!

    • Hebee

      I love this , So does– My boyfriend. I met him via —D iamondR omance ℃○M— a nice place for seeking _Rich romance and love, which gives you a chance to make your life better and open opportunities for you to meet the attractive sin gles and treat you like a king or Queen. Maybe you wanna check it out or tell your friends. @@@😉😉 you will seucess

    • sha

      yup!

  • ThickLikeCornbread

    If that vodka or chicken TASTES the way that he LOOKS, imma pas.s
    No thank u

  • brad

    Respect the hustle!

  • RUN TELL THAT

    AND 2 THINK THIS FROM A MAN HO JOINED THE RANKS OF FIGHT THE POWER WITH CHUCK D AND PUBLIC ENEMY???

    REAL REAL TALK

  • Bunny(formerly Angel/UrHeiness)

    LOL @ least he’s grindin & this sounds like stuff folks will buy so why not? Booze & food @ that?yup Flav do you homie LOL.

  • ladyinblue

    For some strange reason I feel that the fried chicken is actually gonna be good, like shake it up in a brown paper bag then throw it in the cast iron skillet old fashioned good. Idk about that vodka though cause bubblegum doesn’t sound that good.

    • Injera70

      You know I feel the same way. I think it will be a hit.

  • CAN AM

    I can’t wait to see the label!!!!

  • HIP HOP LOVER / RAP HATER

    I have been a big fan of Public Enemy for years and to this day on still. But I have yet to understand how Flav could be a member of the group that help to uplift a generation and teach so many when that minstrel set us back at the same time.

  • divalious

    i would eat the chix, as long as he doesnt let hottie cook it lol.

  • ANNOYED

    GREASEY FRIED PIGEON AND MOONSHINE……

    NO THANKS FLAV.

    • CAN AM

      You are funny!!! LOL

  • butta

    “I WAS LIKE WOOOOOOOOW YO!” I bet that chicken gonna be ‘off the bigazz clock chain’ son!!

  • really really?

    hmmmm… flav.. i have no words.. none…. maybe just woooooooooooooooow…. *in flavs voice*

  • BreakFast @ Tiffanies'

    HOTTIE’S GONNA COOK THE CHICKEN

  • Its6amHoGetOut

    I’m waiting for the:

    Guccimane lip bam, ab workout and breathstrips.

    Waka Flocka “How to rap” dvd, fake “Blood” kit and temporary tattoo kit.

    And dont lie, ya’ll bama azz n**gas and n**gettes are gonna line up around the block to buy Flav’s sh*t and possibly have his 9th illegitimate kid.

  • Ash

    Guess this ish will be taking the place of Four Lokos..

  • Mama Mia

    He couldn’t think of anything a little more positive to sell to the hood? I’m just sayin.

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