Ever stuck something in an embarrassing place and been unable to get it out without the help of emergency room assistance??? It happens more often than you might think, and if you’re unfortunate enough to live in the Miami area, your injuries are available for public perusal.

SMH at the perv who decided to do a search of the weird isht people ram up their rectums.

In case you’re curious, here is the list:

BUTT PLUG
MEDIUM SIZED BUTT PLUG
7 INCH DILDO
8 INCH VIBRATOR
VIBRATOR … DID NOT HAVE BATTERIES,COULD NOT REMOVE
TUBULAR OBJECT
ENTIRE COAT HANGER FOR FUN
CLOTHES HANGER
SHAVING CREAM CAN
PART OF A METAL DEODORANT CAN
AEROSOL CAN
HAIR SPRAY BOTTLE
METAL BOTTLE
GLASS BOTTLE
GLASS VASE
GLASS PROBE
PIECE OF GRASS
KICKSTAND
BOTTLE … STRING TIED ABOUT BOTTLE
WINE BOTTLE UP HER RECTUM … CORK CAME OFF
BOTTLE OF LUBRICANT
SMALL PLASTIC BOTTLE
SMALL PLASTIC BABY BOTTLE
PLASTIC TUBE
PLASTIC APPLICATOR
APPLYING CREAM TO BLEEDING HEMORROIDS [sic],LOST PLASTIC CONTAINER
PLASTIC DOG TOY
TOPPER TOY
TOY
PEN
SCREW
BRUSH
NAIL
BALL
GOLF BALL
BATTERY
RAZOR HANDLE
FILM CANNISTER [sic]
BASE OF ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH
PENS/PENCILS … MECHANICAL PENCIL
PIPE … WITH PIECE OF CLOTH WRAPPED AROUND PIPE
LARGE PLASTIC OBJECT WRAPPED IN PLASTIC BAG
UNIVERSAL REMOTE CONTROL
7 YO NEIGHBOR BOY['S] PEEPEE

SMH @ 7 year-old neighbor boy’s pee pee. WTF!?!?

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