Crazy Muhfugga Popped For Packing Heat, Pepper Grenades, Two Knives, AND A “Controlled Substance” While Holiday Shopping At Walmart

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Arrests, News, Random Ridiculousness

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SMH…and this dude had the nerve to play dumb and act all innocent and humiliated after his arrest:

A customer expecting to see great deals waved down authorities after she saw something else: a man packing a gun while waiting in line at a Black Friday sale. Police arrested Christopher D. Scott, 49, just after midnight Friday in a checkout line at the Walmart at 3200 Old Boynton Road. Officers had been doing an extra patrol at the store because of the large Thanksgiving Night crowd seeking early bargains.

Scott is charged with two counts of carrying a concealed firearm and three counts each of carrying a prohibited weapon and possession of a controlled substance without a prescription. Scott lives out of state and was visiting his ill mother, he said Friday afternoon. He said he was in the store buying her supplies. He expects the charges will be dropped, he said.

“I’ve just never been so humiliated in my life,” Scott said. A police log said Scott wore a .40-caliber Glock handgun with a 30-round magazine in a holster at his hip, as well as two concealed knives and a “pepper grenade.”

He also had prescription pills but no label or paperwork, the police log said. Scott said he had a proper weapon permit in Arizona and believed it was reciprocal in Florida. He also didn’t understand why he was charged with carrying a concealed weapon when he wore the gun in plain sight, as advised by colleagues. And he said he had proper documents for the prescription drugs.

A police report wasn’t available Friday because the department was closed. In court Friday, prosecutors told Palm Beach Circuit Judge Krista Marx that Scott had five previous arrests, for a misdemeanor and four felonies. Scott leaned to Assistant Public Defender Juan Fernandez-Barquin and revealed he was retired from law enforcement positions with both the U.S. Department of Interior and the Department of Justice.

“I find it hard to believe, with the felony (arrests),” Marx said. Scott then said he’d been a victim of identity theft. Assistant State Attorney Rob Melchiorre later said he’d checked and the arrest record was in fact for a different person. Marx ordered Scott held in lieu of $15,000 bail, with the option to instead leave jail on supervised release, which he did around 12:20 p.m. Friday.

Because of the long holiday weekend, Scott’s federal résumé couldn’t be confirmed Friday. Kendra Barkoff, spokeswoman for the Department of Interior, said via e-mail that she “can’t comment one way or the other.” Justice Department spokespersons didn’t return calls.

WTF was this cat preparing to do with ALL THAT??? Dayuummm!!!



  • Educated Goon

    Typical white male… probably molest his 1 year old daughter.

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    • imchillin

      Left you a response down below. Check it out Smart Guy


    Y’all act like you don’t know how hostile them parking lots can be around the holiday season.





  • Truth

    What’s the big deal? He has proper paper work for everything? I’m 21 black male and I carry my XD40 and 2 spare 13 rnd mags everywhere I go. He isn’t crazy just doing whats legal and that owning a firearm. Give me a break smh…

    • Roderick

      He said he was at the store to buy supplies for his ill mother?

      Are you serious?

      Who would stand in a long line at midnight to wait to get their mom supplies?

      Anyone with a brain would have waited until later in the day when the crowds had died down and look at his mugshot. Dude looks crazy!!

    • Thaddious

      I don’t think people on this site bother to read the articles before they attack.

      Looks like the charges will be dropped.

      Still, it’s stupid to carry it in the open in a family establishment. That’s an invite to snitches.

  • bx2dadeath

    Sarah Palin’s America

  • The Beautiful One

    He was going to get his bargains by any means necessary… LMAO It’s not that serious, if I have to take a gun to the store with me just to shop in piece, then I don’t need to go. smh

    • The Beautiful One

      Opps Typo I meant * peace

  • The Beautiful One

    Now, that I think about it, he’s probably a serial killer who was looking for his next victim in the black Friday crowds. smh

  • LaTanya

    He really wanted that 32″ for $198 badly didn’t he!

  • Jud

    Lmao I knew he was an Anglo Saxon before I saw the pic

  • realdwn2erth

    Alrighty then!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Sha

    all of that for stuff you probably dont need.. you’ll probably end up putting on craigslist to make room for more stuff you don’t need… :P

  • Mabel

    Now this is a face you want to wake up to first thing in the morning.

    I don’t know if it is the internet, pharmaceuticals, or what, but people are becoming more and more anti-social and violent of a late.

  • http://bossip Pimp4ADay

    It’s frightening to see some politicians are against gun control. Most armed robberies and murders are carried by people who shouldn’t have had a gun in the first place.

    • The Commenter Formerly Known as White Devil

      “Most armed robberies and murders are carried by people who shouldn’t have had a gun in the first place”

      Making guns illegal will not stop these people from having guns. It will only affect people who obey the laws.

  • NerdyScholong


    “Most armed robberies and murders are carried by people who shouldn’t have had a gun in the first place” NI@@A Z.

    We don’t need gun control. We need n!gG@ control. I like the fact that I have licensed conceal carry and can protect my family, person, and property from N!Gg@hZ. Let’s just keep it real. That’s who is doing it.

  • Rob

    NerdyShclong, thats like saying that you dont want white men to have children since most white men molest children. If N1ggahz as you call it, commit the most armed robbery, than crackaz commit the most molestation. i am for not letting nigahz have guns if we stop crackaz from molesting children.

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