Just When You Thought You’d Seen It All…

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Coon of The Day, News, Random Ridiculousness

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Police in Middletown made a rather bizarre arrest Monday night, taking into custody a woman dressed in a cow suit who was seen acting erratically. Michelle Allen of Middletown was arrested on one count of disorderly conduct for allegedly getting in the way of traffic on Wilbraham Road and chasing children in her cow suit. She also urinated on a neighbor’s front porch, police say. According to police, Allen talked back and threatened to cause problems in the jail if she was arrested. Allen appeared in court Tuesday morning dressed in the suit. It is not clear why she was wearing the costume.

Let this be an example to everyone out there. The next time someone tries to get you to smoke some different color weed from the new “weed man,” you remember this story about a woman dressed like a fu*king cow, and JUST SAY NO. Stay for the twizzlers and ice cream after the weed smoking session, but don’t smoke that sh*t. Don’t ever say Bossip never did anything for the black community…

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