Just When You Thought You’d Seen It All…

Posted on September 30th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Coon of The Day, News, Random Ridiculousness, SMH

Posted by Bossip Staff

Read this sh*t:

Police in Middletown made a rather bizarre arrest Monday night, taking into custody a woman dressed in a cow suit who was seen acting erratically. Michelle Allen of Middletown was arrested on one count of disorderly conduct for allegedly getting in the way of traffic on Wilbraham Road and chasing children in her cow suit. She also urinated on a neighbor’s front porch, police say. According to police, Allen talked back and threatened to cause problems in the jail if she was arrested. Allen appeared in court Tuesday morning dressed in the suit. It is not clear why she was wearing the costume.

Let this be an example to everyone out there. The next time someone tries to get you to smoke some different color weed from the new “weed man,” you remember this story about a woman dressed like a fu*king cow, and JUST SAY NO. Stay for the twizzlers and ice cream after the weed smoking session, but don’t smoke that sh*t. Don’t ever say Bossip never did anything for the black community…

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  • LMAO(sad)

    “Got Milk?”

  • Cage

    Lol…. a cow suit… wtf

  • Darkesthourglass

    Okay????

    1st

  • HoneyBrown

    LMAO!!! The little kiddies were like “Mommy a big black cow lady chased me at the bus stop today!! Then she went #1 on the grass!!”

    Laughing on this all day – DEAD!

  • I Will Wash Twist & Curl your locs for under $100

    email me for details. anyobama@aol.com

  • LMAO(sad)

    I wonder if she gives chocolate milk, LMAO!

  • JamieJ86

    Oh hellz 2 the naw this fool done lost her mind i guess thats a new meaning to mad cow disease!

  • JayQueezy

    That b!tch looks like Shirley Hempnill from “What’s HAppening?” Sit down you dumb ho.

  • Aunt Viv

    “That b!tch looks like Shirley Hemphill from “What’s HAppening?”

    ____________________________________________

    DEAD

  • NU (The future started yesterday and we’re already late…GET OUT AND VOTE)

    5’7″ of pure hot mess….

  • reddnwood

    What I want to know is where in the HELL did she get that cow suit?!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Lacombe Redbone (Creole by default)

    LMAO!!! “Eat More Chikin”

  • just jaded

    1) thought she was a dude

    2) why are the udders on the back? (how do i know what udders are??)

    3) i wish i WAS high when i first read this

    *dead* @ “got milk” lmaooooo!

  • MuSick

    LMAO!!!! Booger Michelle don’ gone world wide! I’m from Middletown, Ohio and I know this girl. This girl is famous for bein’, quite possibly, the ugliest girl in the world…lol! I saw it on the news this mornin’ and I was WEAK! I never thought I’d see her on the internet!

  • NU (The future started yesterday and we’re already late…GET OUT AND VOTE)

    Does she have a Jheri Curl??

    Because I heard those can make you go crazy too…

  • kigali (Black Females NEED arranged marriages!!)

    Should we be talking about Health Care in the Black community? Should we be talking about mental health care in the black community or the lack thereof? Ofcourse not. Black people dont suffer from mental illness they are just crazy. How sad. People with mental health problems suffer just like anyone else with a debilitating disease. Why not laugh at the cancer patient too?

  • NU (The future started yesterday and we’re already late…GET OUT AND VOTE)

    MuSick…

    Why do they call her Booger Michelle?? I am so mad!!

    Im extra mad cause this is in Ohio…

  • kigali (Black Females NEED arranged marriages!!)

    Its responses like the ones above that make it no surprise that blacks are the unhealthiest people in America, after Native Americans.

  • NU (The future started yesterday and we’re already late…GET OUT AND VOTE)

    MuSick…

    1. I have so many questions for you!!!

    2. Is her neck that thick in real life?

    3. Is she that black or is the flash faulty?

    4. Is that a curl?

    5. Does she smoke wet?

    6. Don’t real cow have more than 4 udders?

    7. Does Booger Michelle have eye brows?

  • num1dominicano

    oh no…not the udder and the teats too…..

  • TESTYBRAWD

    that’s one special cow….that must be where they get buttermilk from—Katt Williams

  • NU (The future started yesterday and we’re already late…GET OUT AND VOTE)

    Num1…

    teats? You fool…

  • Who Talkin

    yeah Weed did not do this… (advocate for Mediacal Cannibus)

    she has Mental issue’s…

    i use to work with people like this… and they looked just like her…(the black older ladies)

  • Who Talkin

    (medical)

  • Black, yet very well educated

    My race is a laughing stock. Ours is a truly sick and posined culture indeed.

  • OK

    That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen on here since Gary Coleman. I’ma pray for her. I was feeling all sick and stuff, a merry heart doeth good like a medicine.

  • Ms Hollywood

    LMAO @ Honeybrown, thats hilarious!

  • kigali (Black Females NEED arranged marriages!!)

    @black, yet very well educated

    What kind of screem name is that? There is no contradition between being black and educated. Perhap to you it is. I hate educated black people. They are the stupiest people on earth.

    This isnt a black issue, it is a mental health issue. Stupid.

  • K-mia

    My race is a laughing stock. Ours is a truly sick and posined culture indeed.

    —————————————————

    u sound white and uneducated

  • http://www.j.com noelle

    yea that colorful frutiy mess if someone says they got it foer you to smoke..dont trust.

  • Ara

    @ Black, yet very well educated

    You’re white

  • http://www.myspace.com/ocky_j Octavia

    Them kids need to get a sense of humor… punk asses.

    Back in my day, we woulda tried to milk it. :-)

  • We “Blacks” Are The Real Hebrew Israelites

    Hmmmm. No comment.

    *walking away to go kick rocks*

  • Nurse GiGi

    hmh….wow.

  • trishaann

    LOL @ the comments. But ya you can tell that shes not all together.

  • Oshie (I pick my friends like I pick my fruit, my daddy taught me that when I was only a youth)

    @ NU:Does she smoke wet?

    ________________________________

    DECEASED

    “The milk’s gone bad!”

    - Dave Chappelle as Rick James

  • Ms. T.

    She looks like Warren Sapp.

  • Julieisadime

    You people are too funny!

  • WordtotheWise

    Oh no!!! I can’t, I just can’t type. This is too damn funny. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

  • Bodhisattva Davis

    I’ve found my Halloween costume. and it has a two fold meaning now too! LMBAO!

  • Around the way Girl

    I know this girl. She was drunk when she was doing this. I am not gonna say that she doesn’t have mental problems but the alcohol and drugs don’t help. She will do anything for a laugh or attention. This is just one of her crazy antics and for NU yes she really does look like that. And you guys got to lighten up it was funny!

  • Around the way Girl

    I saw this on the news earlier. The spin this site put on it was not right as far as the racist aspect but even if it was a white person up there it still would have been funny and they might have been under the influence of something. I think ppl automatically take it offensively when it is about a person that is not white.

  • cat4everrr

    lmao!!!

  • LaLaLaLovely…Soon2B”mRs”… I Love GOD, JaMal (fiance), Champaign, Diamonds, Manolo Blahnik, and Screwston, TX…WE SURVIVED IKE!

    Black, yet very well educated(Check me out!)

    My race is a laughing stock. Ours is a truly sick and posined culture indeed.

    ****************************************

    SMDH… Apparently you’re not as educated as you think, you didn’t even spell “poison” correctly!! Instead of being ashamed of your culture you need to encourage your people.

  • http://www.flyygurl.blogspot.com bae19

    did anybody check out that multicolored muu-muu deal she got goin on underneath the fit? LMAO. man, for a student worried about loans and my future, this shole is heartening….

  • http://tubefanz.com Alex

    Udderly disgusting…

  • Wenzel Dashington

    There were black women dressed as a cat, a bear and a pig in the line up for the kids

  • 80′s Baby

    Everyone in our city knows Michelle and I’m going to go ahead and say on her behalf that there are mental issues there!!!! So don’t just go judging people because you never know that person’s background or story…. And her life hasn’t been the easiest…. But there are MENTAL issues there!!!!!

  • Ready Set Go

    At first glance I thought it was, Toni Morrison, the poet who endorsed Clinton, right?

  • Ready Set Go

    At first glance I thought it was Toni Morrison. She is the poet who endorsed Clinton, right? (oh, my English!)

  • Sweetnubian

    From my understanding, I was informed that Middletown has a large population of people w/ mental illness.

  • http://cougarkiss.com huangdan

    I viewed this picture on Cougarkiss do t co m, it is an online dating where wealthy sugarmommies seeking younger and handsome boyfriends. And those mature women also share fine videos on that page.

  • Flawdagurl~{ This is only a test…GOD IS SO GOOD}

    @NU

    SPEAK GAL!

  • Nik

    wow so scary thought that cow was a man too!

  • http://www.calmhill.com The Individual, Calm Hill

    You know, <—- shaking my head

    At least it’s not about the economy or dry gas stations… We all need a good laugh LOL

    Calm Hill

  • Al-Anon

    Why does she have the udder in the back?

    Maybe she’s went to a gay rodeo!!

  • http://www.gravatar.com My blood pressure is 200

    sorry if you are a common person…

    LOL! I totally agree with you Nikki….

  • Flawdagurl~{ This is only a test…GOD IS SO GOOD}

    I didnt even read the post by lookin at the picture i know something aint right

  • Flawdagurl~{ This is only a test…GOD IS SO GOOD}

    just read the post and i have nothing to say

  • Flawdagurl~{ This is only a test…GOD IS SO GOOD}

    they shouldve tipped her a** over

  • just jaded

    @ NU: let me just break this down for you

    1) i am bi racial as well- there goes you’re ‘common theory’ i guess now i’m considered special as yourself

    2) since you insist harping on my name ( i could crack jokes on your last name as well, i won’t go there right now) the name jaded is referencing my favorite song and video by aerosmith. it is about a girl who is so spoiled, she becomes indifferent to the world around her there for she becomes ‘jaded’.

    3) let me make my EDUCATED GUESS, which i imagine is worth more than yours– you are an unattractive, socially inept, low self esteem having female that has the need to engage in pointless ‘internet wars’ in order to make yourself feel somewhat relevant. and from getting to know you i could tell that you’re actually not stuck-up, seeing you take all this time to respond to me. you’re just a bored, lazy cow.

    how ironic you have to much to say about michelle allen, sounds like the pot calling the kettle black. ooorrrr….

  • Wordz Of a Prophet (Hurricane Ike left…not a scratch on me. Blessed 4rm da womb 2 da tomb)

    LMAO WTF is wrong wit folks 2day?

  • just jaded

    and since i don’t want to explain it again for you,

    jaded basically means spoiled. you would have to listen to the song or see the video to understand so please spare me your quasi’educated’, mostly ignorant and asinine response.

  • Latindoll

    OMG i think i just spit my coffee LOL

  • NU (Product of the Swirl and AINT mad about it)

    just jaded…

    1. You can be bi-racial and STILL be common…you are case in point…

    2. Jaded- bored, no longer interested in something, often because of being overexposed to something. Per Webster it has noting to do with being “spoiled”…imbecile…

    3. My name isn’t Underwood you nincompoop…it is an alias.

    4. Unattractive= yeah right

    Socially inept= thank you for bring the dictionary out

    Low self esteem= by a hair’s breadth (breadth means width)

    “pot calling the kettle black” I’m a person not a pot…

    OH…before I neglect to mention…you have explained yourself twice….so not only you abandoned your stance…you are also incorrect…lummox

    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

  • NU (Product of the Swirl and AINT mad about it)

    Flawdagurl…

    You stooopid!! LOL!!

  • just jaded

    and if it is you in that pic, giiiirl i know a doctor…

  • just jaded

    lol i had to explain jaded to you TWICE and you still didn’t get it. talk back with me when you actually FINISH (or start) dat “education” (<–intentional attempt at ebonics)

  • NU (Product of the Swirl and AINT mad about it)

    ^^^panties in a bunch^^^

  • realwoman

    NU (The future started yesterday and we’re already late…GET OUT AND VOTE)(Check me out!)

    MuSick…

    3. Is she that black or is the flash faulty?

    _____________________________________________________

    wow…is her ‘blackness’ the crime here?

  • FB

    Allen was also wearing the cow suit when she appeared in court Tuesday morning, and her antics didn’t stop there.

    “She got up to the court and was challenging people to suck her utters,” said Hoffman.

    Investigators say they now know why she was dressed up.

    “We think that she may have been engaged in some promotional activities, a local haunted trail,” said Hoffman. “There was another employee there that came to repossess the cow mask.”

    Allen is in a Middletown Jail cell serving her 30 day sentence on the charge, and police say she udderly refuses to “moove” out of her outfit.

  • realwoman

    NU (Product of the Swirl and AINT mad about it)(Check me out!)

    At any rate, I merely commented on her skin color because I CAN

    ____________________________________________________

    it gets better…

  • realwoman

    NU (Product of the Swirl and AINT mad about it)(Check me out!)

    FYI…I am black…mixed with Swedish…sorry if you are a common person…

    _____________________________________________________

    and more…

  • realwoman

    NU (The future started yesterday and we’re already late…GET OUT AND VOTE)(Check me out!)

    Okay I’m bothered that she is ‘that black’ because even her eyeballs are black jackass!! If you can tell me that’s alright I won’t say another thing about it…

    _____________________________________________________

    and more…someone has channeled the self hating body of CREOLEDIVA!!! SEND HER BACK!

  • NU (Product of the Swirl and AINT mad about it)

    realwoman….

    I seriously doubt if that was the closer…

    You are a miserable puny shell of a person…you jump to the aid of any needy person like some type Black Panther save a hoe…

    I love black people…let me rephrase attractive black people. The cow lady is not appealing, and I’m sure you and ‘jaded’ fall in the same category…

    You and the other lame should probably rethink why you are on a gossip site and not Africa.com

    That will be all for now…until you say something hilarious and I have an opportunity to counter…

    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

  • OK

    She was on CNN this monin’.

  • Mr. C

    Damn! My hometown is all over the internets the past couple days.

  • NU (Product of the Swirl and AINT mad about it)

    Is that all you got???

  • LMAO

    Oooooh that’s so precious. I think she looks cute. She should get married in that so when she gets divorced somebody can say,”Well, what did you expect, you married an old cow anyway” LMAO.

  • realwoman

    just jaded..that is why I asked if the crime was her complexion. It seems like that bothered her the most. I don’t get how this broad gonna say WE need to leave a SITE for Black people when WE aren’t the ones complaining about Black people’s complexion? Does that make sense? lmao

    Maybe NU needs to go on SWEDISH MEATBALLS.COM and hang with her no d!ck or booty having cousins instead of being disgusted by dark skin of BLACK PEOPLE ON A BLACK SITE. Dummy.

    You don’t love Black people you only love SOME black people the ones who pass your paperbag test.

  • realwoman

    There was a LIGHT SKINNNNDEDEDED Black woman on here who killed two of her adopted children and severly abused another who was 7 years old. Why didn’t her raggity pimpled up blotchy light skinned complexion bother you as much as this dark ladies? Oh it’s because you look just like her…

  • FURIOUZ STYLEZ

    WITH OR WITHOUT THE SUIT YO SHE’S STILL A COW

    …HEFFA PISSES YOOHOO

  • memchee

    lol, she may be genuinely….a littl off!

    Don’t think drugs can even take you to where she is.

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    “sorry if you are a common person…”

    .

    .

    .

    I have just stepped off a cliff.

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    @ NIK–

    I understand what you typed about ol’ girls’ eyes. I took another look at the mugshot and for real—you REALLY CANNOT see the whites of her eyes!

    I also peep “other” comments in reagard to the young lady’s ethnicity. However (IN MY OPINION) you were being targeted somewhat because of YOUR lighter skintone.

    Yup!! Happened to me! I guess as long as you’re three shades black to the moon–it’s OK for you to crack jokes. But be damned of your too light!!

    SMH!!!!

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    *regard

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    “If I stay prepared, I never have to get ready!”

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://anonymous@yahoo.com anonymous

    Hi True diva n that cutie pie daughter of yours, noe thats class n beauty not like some others on here.

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!

    @ anonymous–

    Thanks!

    How are you this even..well…morning now!!

  • NU (Product of the Swirl and AINT mad about it)

    *1Tru*

    Kudos….bravo…

    Those hoes are faulty…and fraudulent

  • I’m Just Me- Buffalo Bills (4-0)

    “The milk’s gone bad!”

    - Dave Chappelle as Rick James

    **************************************************************

    DEAD!!!

  • scoob-lov

    I was week when I saw this on the news. It gets better! She got in trouble in court becuase she was telling people to ” suck her udders”! Classic.

  • realwoman

    YEAH I SAID HER LIGHT SKINNDED RAGGITY COMPLEXION. I never called her PUSS or PEE PEE or anything derogatory like that. I see the question was never answered by either of you. WHY DON’T YOU EVER TALK SH!T ABOUT LIGHT SKIN THE WAY YOU DO ABOUT DARK?

    lmao..wow pulling for straws this ‘light skinned is better than dark skinned’ brigade….shooooot it was another light skinned female that pointed out her faults and I notice you completely ignored her. FIGURES.

  • realwoman

    I also peep “other” comments in reagard to the young lady’s ethnicity. However (IN MY OPINION) you were being targeted somewhat because of YOUR lighter skintone.

    _________________________________________________

    but the chick who ‘attacked’ her is light too? Go head…let’s see you explain this one. lmao

  • bootlegger

    Crack is wack.

  • Misslilbitt

    Dammmmm….. Thats A Women? Dammmmmmmm

  • jraept

    I am from middletown and don`t know where she got the nick name but she has had it since middleschool. Known to steal steaks off of other peoples grills while cooking, giving bjs for $5 or less, smoke crack and anything else you would expect out of a woman who would run around in a cow pissing on porches.I love middletown.

  • TalkinNow

    She lost a bet.

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