“Got Milk?”

Lol…. a cow suit… wtf

Okay????

1st

LMAO!!! The little kiddies were like “Mommy a big black cow lady chased me at the bus stop today!! Then she went #1 on the grass!!”

Laughing on this all day – DEAD!

email me for details. anyobama@aol.com

I wonder if she gives chocolate milk, LMAO!

Oh hellz 2 the naw this fool done lost her mind i guess thats a new meaning to mad cow disease!

That b!tch looks like Shirley Hempnill from “What’s HAppening?” Sit down you dumb ho.

“That b!tch looks like Shirley Hemphill from “What’s HAppening?”

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DEAD

5’7″ of pure hot mess….

What I want to know is where in the HELL did she get that cow suit?!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!! “Eat More Chikin”

1) thought she was a dude

2) why are the udders on the back? (how do i know what udders are??)

3) i wish i WAS high when i first read this

*dead* @ “got milk” lmaooooo!

LMAO!!!! Booger Michelle don’ gone world wide! I’m from Middletown, Ohio and I know this girl. This girl is famous for bein’, quite possibly, the ugliest girl in the world…lol! I saw it on the news this mornin’ and I was WEAK! I never thought I’d see her on the internet!

Does she have a Jheri Curl??

Because I heard those can make you go crazy too…

Should we be talking about Health Care in the Black community? Should we be talking about mental health care in the black community or the lack thereof? Ofcourse not. Black people dont suffer from mental illness they are just crazy. How sad. People with mental health problems suffer just like anyone else with a debilitating disease. Why not laugh at the cancer patient too?

MuSick…

Why do they call her Booger Michelle?? I am so mad!!

Im extra mad cause this is in Ohio…

Its responses like the ones above that make it no surprise that blacks are the unhealthiest people in America, after Native Americans.

MuSick…

1. I have so many questions for you!!!

2. Is her neck that thick in real life?

3. Is she that black or is the flash faulty?

4. Is that a curl?

5. Does she smoke wet?

6. Don’t real cow have more than 4 udders?

7. Does Booger Michelle have eye brows?

oh no…not the udder and the teats too…..

that’s one special cow….that must be where they get buttermilk from—Katt Williams

Num1…

teats? You fool…

yeah Weed did not do this… (advocate for Mediacal Cannibus)

she has Mental issue’s…

i use to work with people like this… and they looked just like her…(the black older ladies)

(medical)

My race is a laughing stock. Ours is a truly sick and posined culture indeed.

That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen on here since Gary Coleman. I’ma pray for her. I was feeling all sick and stuff, a merry heart doeth good like a medicine.

LMAO @ Honeybrown, thats hilarious!

@black, yet very well educated

What kind of screem name is that? There is no contradition between being black and educated. Perhap to you it is. I hate educated black people. They are the stupiest people on earth.

This isnt a black issue, it is a mental health issue. Stupid.

My race is a laughing stock. Ours is a truly sick and posined culture indeed.

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u sound white and uneducated

yea that colorful frutiy mess if someone says they got it foer you to smoke..dont trust.

@ Black, yet very well educated

You’re white

Them kids need to get a sense of humor… punk asses.

Back in my day, we woulda tried to milk it.

Hmmmm. No comment.

*walking away to go kick rocks*

hmh….wow.

LOL @ the comments. But ya you can tell that shes not all together.

@ NU:Does she smoke wet?

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DECEASED

“The milk’s gone bad!”

- Dave Chappelle as Rick James

She looks like Warren Sapp.

You people are too funny!

Oh no!!! I can’t, I just can’t type. This is too damn funny. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

I’ve found my Halloween costume. and it has a two fold meaning now too! LMBAO!

I know this girl. She was drunk when she was doing this. I am not gonna say that she doesn’t have mental problems but the alcohol and drugs don’t help. She will do anything for a laugh or attention. This is just one of her crazy antics and for NU yes she really does look like that. And you guys got to lighten up it was funny!

I saw this on the news earlier. The spin this site put on it was not right as far as the racist aspect but even if it was a white person up there it still would have been funny and they might have been under the influence of something. I think ppl automatically take it offensively when it is about a person that is not white.

lmao!!!

Black, yet very well educated(Check me out!)

My race is a laughing stock. Ours is a truly sick and posined culture indeed.

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SMDH… Apparently you’re not as educated as you think, you didn’t even spell “poison” correctly!! Instead of being ashamed of your culture you need to encourage your people.

did anybody check out that multicolored muu-muu deal she got goin on underneath the fit? LMAO. man, for a student worried about loans and my future, this shole is heartening….

Udderly disgusting…

There were black women dressed as a cat, a bear and a pig in the line up for the kids

Everyone in our city knows Michelle and I’m going to go ahead and say on her behalf that there are mental issues there!!!! So don’t just go judging people because you never know that person’s background or story…. And her life hasn’t been the easiest…. But there are MENTAL issues there!!!!!

At first glance I thought it was, Toni Morrison, the poet who endorsed Clinton, right?

At first glance I thought it was Toni Morrison. She is the poet who endorsed Clinton, right? (oh, my English!)

From my understanding, I was informed that Middletown has a large population of people w/ mental illness.

I viewed this picture on Cougarkiss do t co m, it is an online dating where wealthy sugarmommies seeking younger and handsome boyfriends. And those mature women also share fine videos on that page.

@NU

SPEAK GAL!

wow so scary thought that cow was a man too!

You know, <—- shaking my head

At least it’s not about the economy or dry gas stations… We all need a good laugh LOL

Calm Hill

Why does she have the udder in the back?

Maybe she’s went to a gay rodeo!!

sorry if you are a common person…

LOL! I totally agree with you Nikki….

I didnt even read the post by lookin at the picture i know something aint right

just read the post and i have nothing to say

they shouldve tipped her a** over

@ NU: let me just break this down for you

1) i am bi racial as well- there goes you’re ‘common theory’ i guess now i’m considered special as yourself

2) since you insist harping on my name ( i could crack jokes on your last name as well, i won’t go there right now) the name jaded is referencing my favorite song and video by aerosmith. it is about a girl who is so spoiled, she becomes indifferent to the world around her there for she becomes ‘jaded’.

3) let me make my EDUCATED GUESS, which i imagine is worth more than yours– you are an unattractive, socially inept, low self esteem having female that has the need to engage in pointless ‘internet wars’ in order to make yourself feel somewhat relevant. and from getting to know you i could tell that you’re actually not stuck-up, seeing you take all this time to respond to me. you’re just a bored, lazy cow.

how ironic you have to much to say about michelle allen, sounds like the pot calling the kettle black. ooorrrr….

LMAO WTF is wrong wit folks 2day?

and since i don’t want to explain it again for you,

jaded basically means spoiled. you would have to listen to the song or see the video to understand so please spare me your quasi’educated’, mostly ignorant and asinine response.

OMG i think i just spit my coffee LOL

just jaded…

1. You can be bi-racial and STILL be common…you are case in point…

2. Jaded- bored, no longer interested in something, often because of being overexposed to something. Per Webster it has noting to do with being “spoiled”…imbecile…

3. My name isn’t Underwood you nincompoop…it is an alias.

4. Unattractive= yeah right

Socially inept= thank you for bring the dictionary out

Low self esteem= by a hair’s breadth (breadth means width)

“pot calling the kettle black” I’m a person not a pot…

OH…before I neglect to mention…you have explained yourself twice….so not only you abandoned your stance…you are also incorrect…lummox

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

Flawdagurl…

You stooopid!! LOL!!

and if it is you in that pic, giiiirl i know a doctor…

lol i had to explain jaded to you TWICE and you still didn’t get it. talk back with me when you actually FINISH (or start) dat “education” (<–intentional attempt at ebonics)

^^^panties in a bunch^^^

NU (The future started yesterday and we’re already late…GET OUT AND VOTE)(Check me out!)

MuSick…

3. Is she that black or is the flash faulty?

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wow…is her ‘blackness’ the crime here?

Allen was also wearing the cow suit when she appeared in court Tuesday morning, and her antics didn’t stop there.

“She got up to the court and was challenging people to suck her utters,” said Hoffman.

Investigators say they now know why she was dressed up.

“We think that she may have been engaged in some promotional activities, a local haunted trail,” said Hoffman. “There was another employee there that came to repossess the cow mask.”

Allen is in a Middletown Jail cell serving her 30 day sentence on the charge, and police say she udderly refuses to “moove” out of her outfit.

NU (Product of the Swirl and AINT mad about it)(Check me out!)

At any rate, I merely commented on her skin color because I CAN

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it gets better…

NU (Product of the Swirl and AINT mad about it)(Check me out!)

FYI…I am black…mixed with Swedish…sorry if you are a common person…

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and more…

NU (The future started yesterday and we’re already late…GET OUT AND VOTE)(Check me out!)

Okay I’m bothered that she is ‘that black’ because even her eyeballs are black jackass!! If you can tell me that’s alright I won’t say another thing about it…

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and more…someone has channeled the self hating body of CREOLEDIVA!!! SEND HER BACK!

realwoman….

I seriously doubt if that was the closer…

You are a miserable puny shell of a person…you jump to the aid of any needy person like some type Black Panther save a hoe…

I love black people…let me rephrase attractive black people. The cow lady is not appealing, and I’m sure you and ‘jaded’ fall in the same category…

You and the other lame should probably rethink why you are on a gossip site and not Africa.com

That will be all for now…until you say something hilarious and I have an opportunity to counter…

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

She was on CNN this monin’.

Damn! My hometown is all over the internets the past couple days.

Is that all you got???

Oooooh that’s so precious. I think she looks cute. She should get married in that so when she gets divorced somebody can say,”Well, what did you expect, you married an old cow anyway” LMAO.

just jaded..that is why I asked if the crime was her complexion. It seems like that bothered her the most. I don’t get how this broad gonna say WE need to leave a SITE for Black people when WE aren’t the ones complaining about Black people’s complexion? Does that make sense? lmao

Maybe NU needs to go on SWEDISH MEATBALLS.COM and hang with her no d!ck or booty having cousins instead of being disgusted by dark skin of BLACK PEOPLE ON A BLACK SITE. Dummy.

You don’t love Black people you only love SOME black people the ones who pass your paperbag test.

There was a LIGHT SKINNNNDEDEDED Black woman on here who killed two of her adopted children and severly abused another who was 7 years old. Why didn’t her raggity pimpled up blotchy light skinned complexion bother you as much as this dark ladies? Oh it’s because you look just like her…

WITH OR WITHOUT THE SUIT YO SHE’S STILL A COW

…HEFFA PISSES YOOHOO

lol, she may be genuinely….a littl off!

Don’t think drugs can even take you to where she is.

“sorry if you are a common person…”

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I have just stepped off a cliff.

@ NIK–

I understand what you typed about ol’ girls’ eyes. I took another look at the mugshot and for real—you REALLY CANNOT see the whites of her eyes!

I also peep “other” comments in reagard to the young lady’s ethnicity. However (IN MY OPINION) you were being targeted somewhat because of YOUR lighter skintone.

Yup!! Happened to me! I guess as long as you’re three shades black to the moon–it’s OK for you to crack jokes. But be damned of your too light!!

SMH!!!!

*regard

“If I stay prepared, I never have to get ready!”

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi True diva n that cutie pie daughter of yours, noe thats class n beauty not like some others on here.

@ anonymous–

Thanks!

How are you this even..well…morning now!!

*1Tru*

Kudos….bravo…

Those hoes are faulty…and fraudulent

“The milk’s gone bad!”

- Dave Chappelle as Rick James

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DEAD!!!

I was week when I saw this on the news. It gets better! She got in trouble in court becuase she was telling people to ” suck her udders”! Classic.

YEAH I SAID HER LIGHT SKINNDED RAGGITY COMPLEXION. I never called her PUSS or PEE PEE or anything derogatory like that. I see the question was never answered by either of you. WHY DON’T YOU EVER TALK SH!T ABOUT LIGHT SKIN THE WAY YOU DO ABOUT DARK?

lmao..wow pulling for straws this ‘light skinned is better than dark skinned’ brigade….shooooot it was another light skinned female that pointed out her faults and I notice you completely ignored her. FIGURES.

I also peep “other” comments in reagard to the young lady’s ethnicity. However (IN MY OPINION) you were being targeted somewhat because of YOUR lighter skintone.

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but the chick who ‘attacked’ her is light too? Go head…let’s see you explain this one. lmao

Crack is wack.

Dammmmm….. Thats A Women? Dammmmmmmm

I am from middletown and don`t know where she got the nick name but she has had it since middleschool. Known to steal steaks off of other peoples grills while cooking, giving bjs for $5 or less, smoke crack and anything else you would expect out of a woman who would run around in a cow pissing on porches.I love middletown.

She lost a bet.