Just When You Thought You’d Seen It All…

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Coon of The Day, News, Random Ridiculousness

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Police in Middletown made a rather bizarre arrest Monday night, taking into custody a woman dressed in a cow suit who was seen acting erratically. Michelle Allen of Middletown was arrested on one count of disorderly conduct for allegedly getting in the way of traffic on Wilbraham Road and chasing children in her cow suit. She also urinated on a neighbor’s front porch, police say. According to police, Allen talked back and threatened to cause problems in the jail if she was arrested. Allen appeared in court Tuesday morning dressed in the suit. It is not clear why she was wearing the costume.

Let this be an example to everyone out there. The next time someone tries to get you to smoke some different color weed from the new “weed man,” you remember this story about a woman dressed like a fu*king cow, and JUST SAY NO. Stay for the twizzlers and ice cream after the weed smoking session, but don’t smoke that sh*t. Don’t ever say Bossip never did anything for the black community…

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Comments

  • LMAO(sad)

    “Got Milk?”

  • Cage

    Lol…. a cow suit… wtf

  • Darkesthourglass

    Okay????

    1st

  • HoneyBrown

    LMAO!!! The little kiddies were like “Mommy a big black cow lady chased me at the bus stop today!! Then she went #1 on the grass!!”

    Laughing on this all day – DEAD!

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  • LMAO(sad)

    I wonder if she gives chocolate milk, LMAO!

  • JamieJ86

    Oh hellz 2 the naw this fool done lost her mind i guess thats a new meaning to mad cow disease!

  • JayQueezy

    That b!tch looks like Shirley Hempnill from “What’s HAppening?” Sit down you dumb ho.

  • Aunt Viv

    “That b!tch looks like Shirley Hemphill from “What’s HAppening?”

    ____________________________________________

    DEAD

  • NU (The future started yesterday and we're already late...GET OUT AND VOTE)

    5’7″ of pure hot mess….

  • reddnwood

    What I want to know is where in the HELL did she get that cow suit?!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Lacombe Redbone (Creole by default)

    LMAO!!! “Eat More Chikin”

  • just jaded

    1) thought she was a dude

    2) why are the udders on the back? (how do i know what udders are??)

    3) i wish i WAS high when i first read this

    *dead* @ “got milk” lmaooooo!

  • MuSick

    LMAO!!!! Booger Michelle don’ gone world wide! I’m from Middletown, Ohio and I know this girl. This girl is famous for bein’, quite possibly, the ugliest girl in the world…lol! I saw it on the news this mornin’ and I was WEAK! I never thought I’d see her on the internet!

  • NU (The future started yesterday and we're already late...GET OUT AND VOTE)

    Does she have a Jheri Curl??

    Because I heard those can make you go crazy too…

  • kigali (Black Females NEED arranged marriages!!)

    Should we be talking about Health Care in the Black community? Should we be talking about mental health care in the black community or the lack thereof? Ofcourse not. Black people dont suffer from mental illness they are just crazy. How sad. People with mental health problems suffer just like anyone else with a debilitating disease. Why not laugh at the cancer patient too?

  • NU (The future started yesterday and we're already late...GET OUT AND VOTE)

    MuSick…

    Why do they call her Booger Michelle?? I am so mad!!

    Im extra mad cause this is in Ohio…

  • kigali (Black Females NEED arranged marriages!!)

    Its responses like the ones above that make it no surprise that blacks are the unhealthiest people in America, after Native Americans.

  • NU (The future started yesterday and we're already late...GET OUT AND VOTE)

    MuSick…

    1. I have so many questions for you!!!

    2. Is her neck that thick in real life?

    3. Is she that black or is the flash faulty?

    4. Is that a curl?

    5. Does she smoke wet?

    6. Don’t real cow have more than 4 udders?

    7. Does Booger Michelle have eye brows?

  • num1dominicano

    oh no…not the udder and the teats too…..

  • TESTYBRAWD

    that’s one special cow….that must be where they get buttermilk from—Katt Williams

  • NU (The future started yesterday and we're already late...GET OUT AND VOTE)

    Num1…

    teats? You fool…

  • Who Talkin

    yeah Weed did not do this… (advocate for Mediacal Cannibus)

    she has Mental issue’s…

    i use to work with people like this… and they looked just like her…(the black older ladies)

  • Who Talkin

    (medical)

  • Black, yet very well educated

    My race is a laughing stock. Ours is a truly sick and posined culture indeed.

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