When The Checks Stop Coming In: Eminem’s Homie and D12 Member Bizarre Whores Himself Out On Craigslist

- By Bossip Staff Categories: News, Pay Yo Bills, Pure Comedy

Daaaaamn homie, couple years back you was the maaaan homie, fawk happened to you?!?!? You and Marshall not cool anymore? We sure after all the money he’s made this year he can toss you a couple stacks so you don’t have to whore yourself out on craigslist, c’mon Em help a brotha out!

These cats had two platinum albums, world tours, and God know what other kind of opportunities to make money. And they don’t exactly seem like the type to be buying Bentleys and Maybachs, so why the hell is this nicca broke??? SMH

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  • Bunny(formerly Angel/UrHeiness)

    He performed with Eminem this past Sept @ Yankee Stadium here in NY so they’re cool & well,I guess Bizarre still has to hustle to make his $$$ regardless.

  • It's Me

    this has to be a joke right?

  • Kandi Koated

    Well the group was D12, everybody know they had to split the money 12 ways. maybe he could sell some of ’em shower caps too.

    • Bahamas

      You don’t know anything about the group do you? Check wikipedia and get it straight.

  • Darth H8ter

    he is wack

  • Chelle

    lmao at selling his collection of shower caps

  • REAL REAL TALK

    AND BAD THING ABOUT THIS IF SOMEONE DOES GIVE HIM THE 500 HUNDRED BY THE TIME HE HITS THE MCDONALDS GUMPIN THE BIG MACS DOWN HES GONNA NEED ANOTHER 500 FOR SOME FRENCH FRIES????

    REAL REAL TALK

    • Candid Canuck

      dead

  • Nola

    They were touring at small venues last year. I was offered tickets to go, but I declined. Everyone in the group was cool and down to earth, with the exception of bizarre. He has a real funky attitude, and was always in a bad attitude. I don’t know why he’s broke since he always looks like a thrift stores spokes model. That tub of lard must have a bunch of unwanted kids running around.

  • Nola

    Correction: he was always in a bad mood, not bad attitude. Lol

  • Torres

    i can post that for lil wayne too if you want me to

  • TheOne

    D12 didn’t have 12 members…lol Bizzare’s from Detroit where we hustle 24/7, we grind any way possible. Granted Bizzare can’t rap, but it could be a way for an artist to get a little more attention on their song for 5 stacks.

  • I'm Just Me...Keeping It Real Since: 1983...13 Weeks Pregnant with a Boy!!!!!

    Well at least he ain’t doing something illegal (i guess). i actually thought he was pretty funny on the Marshall Mathers LP. Kind of lost interest after that. So IDK. But good for him.

  • Exit ----->

    Dude probably need to come up with 10K real quick or they gonna take his house. The recession aint over and rap fans are flighty so forget having a loyal fanbase. Any small time rapper with sense would jump on this.

    • Candid Canuck

      good point

  • jayluv

    something was off with that big one, plus they partied too much.

  • Educated Goon

    ROFL loser

  • kingsleynimoh

    yaw dummies really believe this… r u serious.. n e one can post n e thing on craigslist. some is dumb ehuff to pay then let it be… 500 a verse is alot… i am going to put an ad saying I can deliver jay or weezy for a 1000.. same way yaw believe this .. same way somebody is willing to pay..

  • RHONYC

    male arm stretchmarks + african shea butter = us caring a lil’ more.🙂

  • Unico

    Soooo if someone else who was also talented musically were to post on Craiglist… it would be fine?

    The section clearly says Gig, and that what it is for. Being “semi famous” doesn’t mean the person is pathetic for auctioning their time.

  • twanna

    HE IS WACK AND WASHED UP!!!!!!!!!!!

  • twanna

    DAMN SMH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • twanna

    POOR EXCUSE 4 A RAPPER HES A NOBODY

  • twanna

    JUST STOP RAPPN PLEASE DO US ALL A FAVOR U STANK

  • !!!!!

    POOR GUY,HE TRIED THE SOLO THING BUT IT DID’NT WORK OUT.

  • http://sincitytrifecta.com/2010/12/13/daily-dirt-159/ Daily Dirt #159 « Sin City Trifecta

    […] The economy has seen better days, but it’s even hitting the rap game. Bizarre of D-12 has posted this ad on Craigslist… […]

  • Big Cain

    Get ya money man.

  • Bono

    Just pooped in my hand and threw it at my diabetic blind dog.

  • Educated Goon

    Yeah that is true…. But I believe it’s real because if someone was to pose as a rapper why would someone pose as Bizarre of D12? Like who the f*ck is that? rofl.

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