True Or False???: Shaq Tells Hoopz To Kicks Rocks In Socks, Cancels Engagement, And Gets Ring Back

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Athletes & Hoes, Bangers, Ho Sit Down

Word on the street is that Shaq and girlfriend/jump-off/skeezer-of-the-moment Hoopz have called it off and Shaq was even able to pry the ring off of this thirsty b*tch finger. Stay tuned to catch more details as they are sure to develop!

Damn Shaq just can’t catch a break when it comes to these h*es. Maybe he shoulda just kept Shaunie azz around…just sayin’.

True or False??? What say you Bossip nation?

Comments

  • Pew boy PIMP

    I woulda kept shaunie but shaq is a horse, kobe snitched on him, thats why he got divorced..

    • tameko

      that rhyme right there is better than all the rhymes in Nicky’s album!

  • LYRICS

    UMMMMM THE ENTIRE WORLD KNOWS HOOPZ ISN’T THAT GOOD OF A “CATCH”…SHAQ, WHAT HAPPEN’D!!?? U COULDN’T SEE OUTTA THAT LAZY EYE HUH!!???

  • Glok...So fresh ta death, ..Like i jumped in my outfit and died !!!

    HE JUST FINDING OUT THIS BYTCH WAS BURNING ,..NO WONDER HE SAT OUT LAST NIGHT GAME,.. THAT NI.GGR ON FIRE!!

  • Fab.

    *holds nose*

  • http://bossip HANNIBALS DAD

    @glock lol

    Shaq nutts on fire !
    He cant run up and down the court with his nutt sack being attacked by crabs !

    • Glok...So fresh ta death, ..Like i jumped in my outfit and died !!!

      LMAO!

  • http://arionataylor.blogspot.com Ariona Taylor

    Maybe she was mad that his lazy eye was checking on the next h*e. arionataylor.blogspot.com

  • AWHELLNAH

    HOOPZ IS FINE AND GOOD FOR A SKEET BUT CMON SON! A RING?! I GUESS HOOPZ MADE THE MISTAKE OF TAKIN A 5 MINUTE BREAK FROM SUKIN OFF SHAQ AND THE HAZE CLEARED FROM SHAQS MIND! HE SAID “WTF WHY IS THIS HO IN MY HOUSE! GIMME MY RING AND SCRAM!”

  • ThickLikeCornbread

    Sanskrit law has ALL taught us about karma!

    With the way Shaq was who.ring around, he might not EVER have another successful relationship

  • eman

    well maybe he finally start listing too people that told him u cant make a hoe into a house wife hahah

  • if anything be noble

    whyyyyyyyyy?!!!!! They could have been so good together with him blowing spit bubbles in her ear while she stands outside in middle of the sidewalk in her 6 year old niece’s outfit holding up telephone poles.

  • Angie

    He should’ve did right by his wife and children, instead of trying to link up with hoes.

    • Illuminate Truth "the strong rule the weak but the wise rule the strong"

      Now there’s a new idea that nobody has thought of. Simplistic, yet effective.😉

      I hear ya…unfortunately your basic logic almost falls under utopian ideology.

    • Illuminate Truth "the strong rule the weak but the wise rule the strong"

      @ FLfinest

      lol…the word used in my screen name is ILLUMINATE meaning “brighten with light”…as in “shed light on the truth” (i.e. illuminatE truth). The illumanati has nothing to do with it.

      And just for kicks…the real so-called “illumanti” has nothing to do with “devil worship”…it actually has more to do with the global banking system (something tangible). You shouldn’t group me with people that think different.

  • Ms. KillerLashes

    Let’s not forget the fact that shaq has slept around more then her, making him a hoe also!! You can’t turn a hoe into a husband!!

    • Entoon

      YOU BETTA SAY THAT!!! don’t nobody want a wonderin dyck havin, cookie monster eyes havin, slow talkin bullshiter as a husband either! shaq was a bigga ho any day. He didn’t care about his career, his wife, his kids, his home – he only want to shoot hoops, eat, make whack azz raps & BE A BIG AZZ HO!!!

    • Bunny(formerly Angel/UrHeiness)

      @Entoon: DANG!!! rotfl!!

  • http://bossip trill

    Shaq better take whatever he can get. Thats one big ugly small dck looking mfer ! It don’t matter how much money you got sometimes a niga be too ugly. I can’t lie tho i’ll date his a.s.s., but you better believe i’d have to imagine dollar signs on his face to look or think about him ! He knew Hoopz didn’t want him no way. Shunie didn’t want him, she wanted the money. All I can say is shaq keep yah coins up !

    • JaZzIe91

      #DEAD

  • MALLORYP941

    MAN ITS TO BAD… I THOUGHT THIS GIRL WAS SO CHILL AND ILL ADMIT SHE IS NOT A BAD FACE TOLOOK AT IF SHE WASNT C*M GUZZLING FOR FAME

    • MALLORYP941

      LOL IT MUST BE REAL HARD TO SAY SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU …LOL WHATEVER

  • Illuminate Truth "the strong rule the weak but the wise rule the strong"

    Shaq and Hoopz??!!

    I had no idea…lol…and for whatever reason I don’t feel any less about myself for not knowing.

    Shaq is a funny dude though…in a tap dancing bufoon kind of way.

  • Curious1 aka Flawless Beauty

    test

  • Curious1 aka Flawless Beauty

    test2

  • Curious1 aka Flawless Beauty

    smdh

  • Lawd da Mercy

    Shaunie is the mother of his 5 kids.
    Hoopz is Flava Flav’s leftovers…
    decisions, decisions

    • maru-chan

      LMAO ya know?

    • Whatev

      LOL, I hear you but Shaunie’s first kid isn’t Shaq’s. She was newly married with a baby when Shaq came along.

  • deesac

    why even get married stick and move. You gotta be a ((damm fool)) to get married in this day and age.

  • Peepgame

    Shaq got a small d.ick, he found out she was f.kin sum1 else- ego shot- gimmie my gotdamn ring back b.itch lol

    • Casanovette

      EXTREMELY SMALL from what Superhead said. She also said they had to flip the mattress with every position lol….not one but every position because he sweat too much.

    • JaZzIe91

      LMFAO #FAIL

    • Bunny(formerly Angel/UrHeiness)

      rotflmao!!!!! Oh my!

      Working up a sweat over doing not a cot damn thing with that baby deck! LAWD!

  • ceefoo

    “F8ck maintainin, gotta keep ballin” Shaq Fu will find another hoooo in 3, 2, 1! New b**ch! I wish I could run thru them hooos like Shaq Fu. Shaq will have your background checked and sh!t. I got 10 to 1 on who Hoopzs will f*$< with next. 20 to 1 on Shaq Fu. Let get it now!

    • Bunny(formerly Angel/UrHeiness)

      I see I wasn’t the only one referring to him as Shaq Fu lmbo!!!

  • Ridiculous 1

    Shaq saved a bundle by letting Hoopz go now rather than later.

  • S.a.s.s.y24

    There both hos and probably gave each other stds too.

  • sportstalk23

    In the latest episode of “You can’t turn a ho into a housewife” Shaq dumped hoops hahaha come on Diesel were u seriously considering wifing her up. I would say Hoopz could go be T.I. sidepiece but he’s behind bars dammit don’t ya hate when that happens lol

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