Thursday, October 2nd, 2008
Janet’s Dwarf Related Illness
Posted By Bossip Staff
Well, they’ve finally exposed the truth behind Janet’s “sudden illness.” Thanks to always having to look way down at JD’s dwarfy @ss, Janet has succumbed to vertigo. Further info on Janet’s midget related ailment is but a click away…
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Dwarf Related Illness!….that’s funny!
YAWN
Janet looks just like LaToya in that pic….all plastic surgery-like….
Vergito is no joke!! that shyt is scary!!
Vertigo has nothing to do with height, Bossip.
OMG!!!OMG!!!I’m First!!
“That was so fetch!”, Yeah i said it.. Waste the ***** *****as!”, “I’m not wearing any panties!”, The UPper Room!”, “I don’t eat or drink nothing i can’t spell!”, “I’m yo huckleberry!”, “I didn’t kill’em, but he sho iz dead!”, ” Uncle Pete!”, “I’m a donkey on the edge!”, “Vote for me and all of your wildest dreams will come true!”, ” Tell me about the lambs, Clarece!”, “I’ll show you how a ***** go down the slide!”, “You want my spot, Flash, hmm!”, “What are you doing here, Fred!”, ” These are my magic…Mama said they’d take me anywhere!”, “***** you! ***** you! You’re cool! ***** you, i’m out!!!!”
My bad y’all, but Movie-Man got to do it!!
WHO CARES…
Like what is going on with janet’s foundation?
I hope she get well soon.
really who even cares??? I thought she was faking anyway cuz she miraculously got sick right before a show….Janet plz sit down somewhere
lol tht is kinda funny
Vertigo= the older people problems….
I’d like this lady to get some rest, and stop trying too hard to remain relevant. She had her reign for a long time, made some awesome songs, and does bad azz concerts…
Enough is enough.
@Brooklynn
Her foundation is actually Elmer’s Glue.
Posted October 2, 2008
Pop icon Janet Jackson was rushed to the hospital earlier this week while on her North American “Rock Witchu” Tour, and it appears that doctors have confirmed the cause.
Randy Jackson tells http://www.MichaelJacksonInsider.com that his little sister has vertigo, which is a disturbance of equilibrium that causes dizziness or the sensation of falling.
“Janet is doing okay, she suffers from vertigo,” Randy was quoted as saying.
Her camp, however, has yet to release an official cause for her hospitalization Monday night just hours before a show in Montreal. Reps for the singer did say she will resume her tour on Saturday in Greensboro, North Carolina after having to postpone three dates, according to Eurweb.com.
Jackson’s Monday show at Montreal’s Bell Centre was postponed when she “got suddenly ill during her sound check,” read a statement from her camp. She was rushed to Royal Victoria Hospital and released two hours later. Subsequent stops in Boston on Wednesday and Philadelphia tonight, have also been postponed.
The pop icon’s tour has been rife with setbacks. Last week, Jackson called off a concert in Detroit due to “production restraints,” reports local media.
Feel better Janet. I would not like to feel like I am going to fall!
@ Re
Loving the New Gravie!!
Speaking from experience I have vertigo and that’s nothing to play with. There is no cure for it and it comes and goes. You are stuck with it for life. I wish Janet well!
CHECK THE CHEAP ***** CAMERA.
Vertigo is serious, get well soon.
my 2nd mom has this, it’s really sad to see someone you love go through this…I will pray for her and others as well.
Janet is looking a bit to much like LaToya in that pic,,, Not a Good thing.
OMG!!!OMG!!!I’m First!!
“That was so fetch!”, Yeah i said it.. Waste the ***** *****as!”, “I’m not wearing any panties!”, The UPper Room!”, “I don’t eat or drink nothing i can’t spell!”, “I’m yo huckleberry!”, “I didn’t kill’em, but he sho iz dead!”, ” Uncle Pete!”, “I’m a donkey on the edge!”, “Vote for me and all of your wildest dreams will come true!”, ” Tell me about the lambs, Clarece!”, “I’ll show you how a ***** go down the slide!”, “You want my spot, Flash, hmm!”, “What are you doing here, Fred!”, ” These are my magic…Mama said they’d take me anywhere!”, “***** you! ***** you! You’re cool! ***** you, i’m out!!!!”
^^^^
LOL,, Something is very very wrong with you, are you my cousin Phillip
ROTFLMAO…Moreaces, i bet you know them movies though…huh??
Awww, y’all got jokes!!
That was a great comedic write up by bossip. Funny!
Bossip, you are wrong wrong wrong for that “looking down causes vertigo” comment. I guess I am going to hell though because it did make me laugh!
Pierce
Janet favors Tracy Brigham in this photo!
I see she’s been using that Michael Jackson Fade Cream too!
Of course she’s off balance. She is big and small at the same time. Her man is just very small. Her house and her car are big. Everything else is normal size. Michael is white. The president is black and white. Everything is confusing. You get vertigo when that happens.
@IJM Thanks!
She already was kind of light skinned is she getting lighter?
Janet is looking JUST like LaToya in this pic! Don’t do it girl!
laffn at wenzel’s foolish *****. Vertigo can be a precursor to Multiple Sclorosis. Had 2 friends that were diagnosed with vertigo and then shortly afterwards were told they had the much more serious problem of MS, which is not as RE put it just an old folks problem.
You’ll just wrong got damn. lmao
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So she has U-2’s song stuck in her head what?????????????????????????????
LMAAOOOOOOOOOO THATS HILARIOUS!!!
Those skn bleaching products mess with your immune system that’s probaly why she p*****ed out
wow janet is only 42 how is this a old person problem?
JANET JACKSON IS GOING TO HAVE A CHILD NOT A VIGO WHAT EVER YOU CALL IT A CHILD WITH JD DAME THEY SHUOLD STAY IT AREADY DAME WHT ARE THEY WEITING TO GET HIGE AGIAN ON STAGE. DAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOR HER TO GET HUGE AGIN ON STAGE HER BORTHER CANT TELL THE DERFFENT SHM.
Get well Janet.
Suc*****bed is such a strong word to use. It’s not like she died. That’s usually the context in which that word is used. It can also be used as a submissive term too but dang bossip, you’re going to have people thinking she’s near death.