Okay, who didn’t see this one coming?

According to TMZ, Amber Portwood is currently on ice for beating her baby daddy’s punk a*s.

Amber allegedly attacked Gary Shirley three separate times between August 2009 and July 2010. Some of the violence was captured on video.

Earlier today, the Madison County Prosecutor’s Office had charged Portwood with two felony counts of domestic battery, one felony count of neglect of a dependent, and one misdemeanor count of domestic battery.

Amber was booked at 4:21 PM EST — and we’re told she’s been placed on a “24-hour hold.”

Bail has been set at $5,000.

SMH. Jesus and DFACS said come on back to this side of right.