Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson
2010 was a pretty good year for Jessica Simpson: she proved she wasn’t as dumb as we all thought when her clothing line became the highest grossing celebrity line yet; John Mayer told the world she was the SH*T in bed; and she bagged herself a D-List former baller. She is currently engaged to former New Orleans Saints tightend Eric Johnson… which released the “you can’t get hitched” curse she seems to have had on Tony Romo and Nick Lachey.