Jesus Take The Communion Plate!!: Health Department Says Hepatitis A May Been Spread At A Chuch Christmas Day

- By Bossip Staff Categories: For Your Information, Jesus Take The Wheel, News

We’re sure the atheist movement will have a field day with this one. Hundreds of people may have been exposed to the Hepatitis virus while taking communion at Our Lady of Lourdes in Massapequa Park Christmas Day.

Mary Ellen Laurain, a spokeswoman for the Nassau County Department of Health, told NBC New York that “a person involved in the communion process has tested positive for hepatitis A.”

“The risk is low but we want to make sure that anybody who received communion on that day and those times could have been exposed,” she added.

Symptoms may include fever, fatigue, poor appetite, nausea, stomach pain, dark-colored urine and jaundice. The disease is rarely fatal and most people recover in a few weeks without any complications.

Bet you say your grace before you eat NOW, won’t you?

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  • purple love

    Eww u can get that from fecal oral contact, wash your hands people

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  • n_satiable

    This must be one of the churches that shares the communion cup. Much as I love the Lord, I just can’t share a cup with EVERYONE in the church.

  • if anything be noble

    Lord, please help me pick through the typos so I can get to the story.

  • juliemango

    The power in the blood of jesus should cover the small risk of hep. a infection!!!

  • Glok..Woke up this morning screaming,...Fuk Da World !!!

    GOOD GAWD GET OUT THE HOLY WATER AND WASH YOUR AZZ IN THE NAME OF JEEZUS!

  • G.M.

    looks like the word of god isn’t the only thing being spread in church these days lmao…with all the ppl who claim to speak to jesus they should of asked him why he didn’t speak up about the Hep A before sippin the jesus juice…sounds to me that jesus has quite the sick sense of humor(no pun intended)

  • sexy black apple

    BRING YOUR OWN CUP, ONLY YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR LIPS BEEN.

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