Friday, October 3rd, 2008

What Is Wrong With This Picture???

Posted by Bossip Staff

Gentlemen, take some notes from these guys. If you are going to spend money on “skrippahs,” you might as well get the best 2 from the alley that money can buy! SMDH. Peep the nipplicious version below but please don’t ask us why Tameka insists on wearing netted material or that facial expression in her photo ops. We’re wondering too.

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  1. Mrs. Philly says anyone can be a MAVERICK!

    Now I know Bossip is run by white folk…SMDH

  2. SIMPLY JUICY

    BOSSIP THIS PIC IS REALLY OLD!!!

  3. vgeezy

    This is an abomination against God and Mankind

  4. Aunt Viv

    **speechless**

  5. NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Look @ blacks eyes and reds lips…

  6. Yvonne

    OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!

  7. Dee

    My co-workers must think I’m crazy….this sh$^ has me rolling!

  8. Dee

    looka the *****s….too embarr*****ed to even be seen looking..Good Lord….all my self-conciousness about having had babies and stuff is out the window…what do they say…..there are other people more worse off. My, oh my. I can’t

  9. mswallst

    what’s wrong with bossip for posting this picture?


  10. WTF???!!!

    Why would they want to come out the house like that?

    Who let them come out the house like that?

    Who sold them those outfits?

    Who told them they looked good it them?

  11. NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    The real question is…

    Why do they have security?

  12. Anonymous3 - the fire sign

    to be honest I don’t think theses ladies thought that the pics would be circulating around the internet ….however…I just don’t know….. *sigh*

  13. kigali (Black Females NEED LISTEN TO KIGALI!!) She means well.

    What is Wrong With This Picture?

    It captures the average Black female perfectly. Fat, Weaved up, and out of control. Where can I hide my sons?


  14. Those ***** look like Christmas hams.

  15. NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    LMAOABCDEFG@ dude in the gold suit with that dolla…

  16. trishaann

    LOL ya this pic is old but it gets laughs every time I see it….they know they got it goin on lol

  17. NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    I never knew a thong so long….


  18. The girl in the black tarp/netting….

    …look at her *****…then stomach…then pink panties. It doesn’t look like a frog sticking his tongue out to you?

  19. "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly-dee...."

    The real question is…

    Why do they have security?

    ********************************

    Because someone may mistake their clapping ***** as a riot and ***** may hit the fan….

  20. WeStKoaSt

    What in the hell?

  21. "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly-dee...."

    @ NIKKI….lol


  22. @Nikki

    He’s not wearing a gold suit…it’s brown material used to make cheap sofa’s at the Room Store.

    And nothing stopped him from coming that night…not even that broken right foot of his.

  23. "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly-dee...."

    The real question is….

    What does that room smell like at that very moment?

  24. Encyclopedia Brown

    Ms. Philly

    These skrippahs actually write for Bossip

    And as a matter of fact, they have hiring policy which states:

    If you are of wilderbeest, silverback, or stank ho descent, then you are qualified to write for Bossip.

  25. UPDOWN

    Somebody help me, I gotta throw up!

    I’m sick.

  26. NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Re…

    You KNOW I scrolled up!! LMNOP@ that foot!!!


  27. Their dresses are the netted bags used to hold basket***** in the local highschool gymnasium.

  28. trishaann

    LOL it does look like a frog LMAO those strings she got wrapped around her legs look like they bout to cut off her circulation.


  29. Why is dudes legs crossed so gracefully on the left?

  30. "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly-dee...."

    They look like….matching DENALI SUVs…with weave….smh


  31. Heyyyy, Nikki!

  32. trishaann

    The real question is….

    What does that room smell like at that very moment?

    ===========

    Wouldn’t wanna know….could you imagine it like what if it was hot in there? ewwww

  33. yanib

    I know their violating some law if not, lock them up anyway!

  34. VOTE OBAMA 08

    LMAO @ Re

    It does look like a frog!!!

    LMAOOOO LAWD I CANT BREATHE

  35. B-Nice

    This is why we are in a bail out crisis. The shear fact that people waist money on entertainment like this places us in an economical crisis.

    I wonder if some of those men are fathers with children who wait for their child support payments. I wonder are any of those in the background work on wall street, or are the dances the ones who hurt on main street?

    WAKE UP AMERICA!

    OBAMA/BIDEN 08′

  36. joyce

    Good bless America. What man would want to watch that fat nastiness??????? Who told those nasty heffas they were attractive? I’m sorry whale fat is wack!

  37. sam

    typical african american b*tches!!

  38. "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly-dee...."

    I just scrolled up to confirm all of Re’s comments…..

    DEAD!


  39. Why it look like they probably dancing to shake what you momma gave ya?

  40. Lacombe Redbone (Creole by default)

    Damnit…i told my mom not to let them take a picture of her doing that! :(

    …She so embr*****ing!

    …What up Bossip Fam!!!! lol


  41. Those legs of theirs…look like they’ve seen rough times…

  42. NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly-dee…

    Not the matching whips…do they come with bike racks?

    Re…

    When dude isn’t at hog shows he is a ballerina….

    Daywalker…

    Dont kill em Bae!! Where you been all day?

    trishaann…

    It smells like scorching swine…


  43. That’s the first time I ever saw a Sperm Whale wearing a thong!

  44. basics

    “Watch out for the big girls.”

  45. no one atall

    everbody needs to make a dollar – they are doing it legal – somebody hired them!!


  46. What Is Wrong With This Picture???

    **********************************

    Apparently nothing according to the men in attendance. To each his own I guess.


  47. Ratchere, boo! So, did you get a load of them 2 big ol’ bull seals?

  48. "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly-dee...."

    @NIKKI

    I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly-dee…

    Not the matching whips…do they come with bike racks?

    *****************************************************

    no bike racks…but they do both come with a navigation system, cuz that is the ONLY way to see all of that sweaty, porkrindy goodness


  49. @Bird:

    Them cats are all Chubby Chasers, ma! They need their ***** beat! Why inna hell would you want to get with a female that big? I mean if her big ***** fell on you, you ain’t bench pressin’ her up off you!(Big ol’ heiffer!)


  50. Daywalker does not do “Big panties”. (Cause big stuff goes in em’!)

  51. Creole Baby Says Y'all Haters Betta Get On Job Bebe

    oh my

  52. NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    porkrindy goodness…

    They look like swine…

  53. chaka1

    AW. The poor manatees got stuck in the fishing nets. They should throw them back into water.

  54. kit

    I want to know the cat who’s telling grossly obese one gravy biscuit way from death *****es that they are sexy

  55. "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly-dee...."

    @Re

    Their dresses are the netted bags used to hold basket***** in the local highschool gymnasium.

    ************************************************

    You are gonna get me fired

  56. lisalisa

    How come none of the men seem interested? LMAO


  57. Thanks for visiting my page Bossip and jacking my photos….LMAO!. I feel special

  58. lisalisa

    @Kigali

    I don’t know any black women that looks like that!

  59. Tameka

    “WHAT THE HELL.” Why do black women do this to themselves?


  60. Everybody check me out and more ignorant ***** photos like the one above at TheUltimateAppeal.freeblogit.com

  61. Just Sayin

    Hey Fam……………

    Anybody here ever shop at a store called KOHLS?

  62. twinny twinn

    JUMPIN JAHOSEPHAT!! BATMAN!!!(lol)!

  63. "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly-dee...."

    @ Just Sayin

    Never been….but they just opened one in my city last week


  64. Ladies, If you don’t wanna get pregnant, go out lookin like them chicks in the picture (Obviously taken with a wide angle lens!!!)

    W*****up, Just! I’ve shopped at Kohl’s before, man!


  65. Ya’ll do know FAT MEAT IS GREASY!!!!


  66. NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    porkrindy goodness…

    They look like swine…

    _______________________________________________________

    That’s a Whole lotta porky goodness!!!


  67. The other white meat(That *****ody in their right *****in’ minds will eat!)


  68. And as you can see from the footage, The wildebeest in its natural habitat.

  69. Miss V@nity F@ir

    jesus take the wheel

  70. MzTee

    This is an old picture, but it’s still funny as hell. Old boy on the right looks like the chick in red farted or something because his face is scrunched all the hell up. (LOL)

  71. kigali (Black Females NEED LISTEN TO KIGALI!!) She means well.

    @LisaLisa,

    That doesnt surprise me. Your small sampling doesnt disprove what I said. “This ***** right here *****h…” your average black female. When I took ma dukes to the hospital the other day and was in the waiting room for like hours, most of the black females I saw were this fat, with a weave, but had a hospital gig.


  72. Maybe the security guy was coming to put their big *****es out?


  73. ohhh ***** we got two UPS trucks in the house!

  74. trishaann

    LOL@ scorching swine


  75. Thong wearin’ Sperm Whales! A first here on Bossip!

  76. blaq

    @ KIGALI

    If this resembles the average black female, you should really get out more.


  77. Man, I could cut their bellies open and make one helluva Gumbo!!! Chicken, Shrimps, Sausage, it’s all in there! Just like Prego and *****!

  78. trishaann

    This is an old picture, but it’s still funny as hell. Old boy on the right looks like the chick in red farted or something because his face is scrunched all the hell up. (LOL)

    LOL I know right looks pretty disgusted like he just got a whiff of something nasty….either that or he mad that these are the strippers…..

    I shopped at KHOLS be4


  79. If I went to a bachelor party, and those were the strippers, I would punch the ***** outta the best man!

    Cause he’s responsible for getting the strippers!

  80. BKLYNZ OWN

    ITS COOL-AID AND GRIMACE TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME,PERFORMING LIVE,COMING TO A TOWN NEAR YOU…

  81. LMAO

    @ NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    I never knew a thong so long….

    ——————————————-

    That’s not a thong that’s a hammock

  82. SHAME

    SHAME SHE WILL HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS FOREVER.

    THATS A SHAME.

    POOR TAMEKA. I KNOW SHE WISH SHE NEVER DID THIS DUMB SH IZ.

    EVERYONE IN PHILLY HAS SEEN THIS DUMB AZZ PICTURE

  83. ALLEY JIZZLE (DONT OVERSTAND UNDERSTAND.. CUZ UR MAN DO)

    OMG U GUYS ARE HILARIOUS!!!!

  84. Angela

    This has to be photoshopped, ’cause everyone looks so disinterested……but then again who would want to look at those mountains of fat, hahahahahaha

  85. SHAME

    although she has “found the Lord” she used to call herself Toe Curly Coo chy. yep. imagine that. Then her name was Dallas. This girl will NEVER be able to escape this mess. Just think years later, the pic is still in circulation. She had a byp***** too like Star jones but gained all the weight back.

  86. Infiniti45

    Tell me dude with the dollar doesn’t have a boot on his foot?!?!

  87. fly_guy

    the truth of the matter is that “somebody”

    decides to hire some “entertainment”, and

    the rest of the poor slobs think that some

    “beyonce” look-alike will show up, and BAM !!!

    everybody chipped in 25 bucks, and the dude

    who did the hiring pocked most of the money.

    this is the way it usually goes when THIS

    happens. what is sad is, looking at the ages

    of those women, it is impossible to believe

    that they don’t have any kids (OF COURSE

    i don’t KNOW that, but it seems PROBABLE).

    THESE are MOMS if that is true — think of

    the GUIDANCE that THEY are giving to any kids !!!!

  88. Oshie (I like em brown, yellow, Puero Rican or Hatian, my name is Osh Kosh from the Zulu Nation)

    One of those *****es kept blowing up my phone this morning. I think it was the one on the left.

  89. as seen on t.v.(my gravie is coming out the closet like Clay Aiken)

    They are hurting my eyes and I know that this is old but heaven help them…I pray that they have lost some weight since these pics were taken…

  90. Hey Girl

    ygh that ***** areolas are bigger than one of my whole *****ies

  91. Seek the light beyond the shadows

    I want to believe these two ate the real strippers. The guys isn’t even interested everyone of them look like there smelling something foul.

  92. always knew

    OMG! Why does bossip only post stuff like this, unless they are black women who are stars? What’s up with that…No comment on any of this craziness! You all know that you’re dead WRONG, for posting this!….AND NOT ALL BLACK WOMEN ARE FAT!! AND MANY OTHER STEREOTYPES, that you post showing black women at their worst!…..

  93. Carla

    After these two large strippers do their act they are going some where to eat, all that dancing makes big women extremely hungry, lol….

  94. NYC_Chic

    Damn, damn, damn. Look at the dude in the back, in the brown. He looks like he’s about to hawk and spit right there on the floor.

    The worst part is I don’t even think these are strippers. I think these are just two fat greasy *****es who after spending 8 hours denying people benefits to which they are entitled crashed this party swearing they looked good.

    I will bet you any amount of money these two hogs work for welfare or at DMV or for ACS taking people’s kids away or for NYPD giving $165 tickets for an expired parking meter.

  95. NYC_Chic

    If I went to a bachelor party, and those were the strippers, I would punch the ***** outta the best man!

    -Word.

  96. Nita

    @Mrs. Philly says anyone can be a MAVERICK! wrote, “Now I know Bossip is run by white folk…SMDH”

    Yep. Stone cold idiocy — on Bossip’s part.

  97. D@ Pop3

    This Is A Joke Right???Fat B*tches Need Love 2..

  98. dominican babe

    @always knew

    shut up b*tch!! were are ur coons, that i am still waiting for?????

  99. 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    Beside from the fact that STRIPPERS come in all sizes and colors, this is a prime example of how technology has evolved. Cameras are everywhere and the ability to post your actions for others to see are endless!! In this day and age we need to be ESPECIALLY careful of what we do, where we do it, how we do it and the ramifications of our actions. For some small reason–this picture is not amusing to me. (It could be that I’m a little cranky and not in the best of spirits)

    Anywho–Just my take on it!!!


  100. No.

  101. joey bishop

    why bossip post that old ***** picture again..but anyway aint ***** wrong with them big ***** *****es,,i gotta hard ***** and a king size bed,oh they can definitely get some!

  102. DA TRUFF --- DA HOE TRUFF & NUTTIN' BUTT DA TRUFF

    THIS IS NOT A TRUE REPRESENTATION OF THE REAL BLACK WOMAN…….

    I REBUKE THIS MESS!

  103. 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    @ DA TRUFF–

    Hi!!!!!!!!!!

  104. 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is OFFICIAL!!!!!

    “I REBUKE THIS MESS”

    _____________________________________________________

    Why do I suddenly envision you in a black robe and a crucifix–throwing blessed oil on people!!!

    Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

  105. liz

    ERRRR,THE SIMPLE FACT THEY THINK NOTHING IS WRONG WITH LOOKING LIKE THAT

  106. tayjon

    Ok there is a security guard standing in the back. KNOW YALL KNOW those 2 ishes will beat his *****!!!


  107. she is dirty. I saw her photo on a dating site —cougarkiss–co m, where the rich women seeking love with young handsome guy! And her profile says that she is looking for a sugarbaby, “A handsome collage guy would be the best”.

  108. Joe

    Why is it that everytime you see a picture circulating like this on blogs the women are always dark-skinned? Why do dark-skinned women have so little self-respect?

  109. Afro

    Im dark-n-lovely with much respect thank you. So what to the pic- the men there like big women and it looks like a private hotel party. So what!!! Theyre not in public

  110. AzzedineAliaFan

    LOL@ Ms. Philly i know we are all sick of that freakin’ term and also the bridge to nowhere which i hope SP jumps off and gets eaten by da sharkz!!

  111. white boy

    black girl just freak me out! eww GROSS

  112. Averted Eyes To Avoid Permanent Blindness

    They should have just gotten the cheapest prostitutes they could have found on the street. I mean, those guys must have not have experienced sex at all in their life or they were on drugs. Those women were highly delusional and thus should be put in the state mental institution immediately before they cause permanent blindness to anyone viewing their photos.

  113. Averted Eyes To Avoid Permanent Blindness

    DA TRUFF — DA HOE TRUFF & NUTTIN’ BUTT DA TRUFF

    THIS IS NOT A TRUE REPRESENTATION OF THE REAL BLACK WOMAN…….

    I REBUKE THIS MESS!

    —————————————————

    Amen sista!

  114. Averted Eyes To Avoid Permanent Blindness

    How is it that the regular underwear look like thongs on them? Did they just get regular underwear a few sizes too small?

  115. Averted Eyes To Avoid Permanent Blindness

    It’s like their stilettos just had their last stand.

  116. 2cute4u♥♥♥

    Oh God, my eyes are burning!

  117. HoneyChile

    Mine too 2cute!! Yuck,yuck,yuck!!

  118. We "Blacks" Are The Real Hebrew Israelites

    Ya’ll thought they were outfits…but they’re really fishing nets and their big *****es got caught like a couple of unfortunate sea mammals.

    You guys are *****ed up.

    Save our whales!!!

  119. Jasgood

    Yall wrong for that Bossip. Those chicks are really wrong for skripping and the dudes, well they must be fat chasers or just plain in the wrong place at the wrong time. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

  120. jonjon23

    They look delicious!

  121. texas_thickness

    Them some big *****es the could of atleast least wore dark colored underwear UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  122. Whatchaknoaboutdat?

    I bet the dude getting married or whateva told his best man to get biggums… cuz I don’t think these are the kind of girls that are usually requested.

    hmmmm,

  123. EZRawlins

    (Sigh). Mufuccas will know to chip in some REAL dough next time! LMAO!!!!

  124. Nisahboo

    Just wow. SMH

  125. Damn shame

    I bet if one of them drop it like it’s hot Bin Laden will fall out. Gross

  126. hella good

    SMDH at that club for letting them in lookin a hot damn mess. dress code should be made mandatory..HOE OR NOT!

  127. So easy a caveman can do it

    Looks like a couple of whales caught in nets.


  128. @jonjon23

    They look delicious!

    _____________________________________________________

    Why not try nutritious *****es? Once again, Fat meat is greasy!


  129. If you hit either of these broads, you’d be rolling in dough!


  130. @So easy a caveman can do it

    Looks like a couple of whales caught in nets.

    _____________________________________________________

    Yeah, Sperm Whales!


  131. Them’s my mother*****in’ *****, you’d better let go of em’! They belong in my *****, you’ll neva’ get hold of em”!!!


  132. Just tryin to buy me some time, then I remembered tis magic trick Dunh-da-dunh-da-dunh-dunh, Go go Gadget *****! Whipped that ***** out, and ain’t no doubt about it, it hit the ground, caused an earthquake and pow-wowed it! I said now ***** let’s see who gets the best! Stuck that ***** in crooked and *****ed that fat ***** to death!(C’mere *****! No! Take this mother*****in’ *****! Nooo! Yeah *****! Noooo! *****! Noooo!*****! Nooooooo!)

  133. Treazure

    is the one in the black holding a *****?


  134. yall *****s is gay


  135. what does Layway KMART having laywawy got to do anything

  136. DA TRUFF ??? YOU CAN'T HANDLE DA TRUFF!!!!!!!

    DIVA!!!

    SORRY I MISSED YA!

    PS: NEVER SAW THE BABY!!! SHE IS SO PRECIOUS!!!!

  137. Its6amHoGetOut

    LOL………………………………….6am fell outta his chair, i know this is a deep south bachelor party!

    Ouch now my back hurts! lol, rofl………

  138. Carla

    They both work at the DMV in the day time and moon light as strippers at night, they use that extra tip money to eat at Popeyes Chicken or the local buffet, lol…

  139. yeah i said it

    daaaaaaayuuuuummmm

  140. Ebony Coup d'état- KIGALI

    @6am,

    Dont be talking about yo peoples like that.


  141. BOSSIP DIGGING UP OLD ***** AGAIN.

  142. dionna

    The men look like “I could have stayed home for this”. They make it hard to even appreciate those tig ole’ bitties with all the other distracting things about themselves.

  143. FURIOUZ STYLEZ

    OUTFITS HOLDIN’ ON TO DEAR LIFE

    ONE OF THEM BURLY BROADS GONNA HAVE A STROKE FROM CUTTIN THE BLOOD CIRCULATION OFF

    LOOKS LIKE A COUPLE WHALES CAUGHT IN COLORED NETS

  144. dismymoney

    y’know, I am a big girl and I have common sense to know that there are some things big girls shouldn’t wear. Monique may have started this whole big girls need love to, but they also need to know self respect.

    And a FASHION TIP!!


  145. hey, lots of dudes like big girls. They have BBW parties all the time all around the country. I’m not really into them, but to each his own. no harm, no foul.


  146. ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS 2 TONS OF FUN A HOT ***** MESS


  147. this picture is so damn old, them hoes probably skinny by now! Bossip, are you serious?

  148. tg

    Come on – it’s not nice to talk about the sisters because they have CURVES for days. :) Hey – some like them BIGGGGGGGGGGGG. Obviously – they have a market, too. They are working.

  149. Its the Foosa

    *****es ought to be ashamed of themselves for dressing like that.


  150. interesting, i’ll be back later


  151. Grand emplacement – le bon travail ! ! !


  152. ..was just p*****ing by.. good work


  153. Well placed contents. I love it!


  154. could it be it? i was searching for information needed for such a long time. Thank you!


  155. Aucuns doutes c’est une bonne page..


  156. Ringraziamenti molto! Lo avete aiutato molto!


  157. well done. i’am gonna return in some time for sure


  158. sto andando dire ai miei amici circa questo luogo – ? solo perfetto!


  159. Keine Zweifel ist es eine gute Seite!


  160. Aucuns doutes c’est une bonne page..


  161. Grand emplacement – le bon travail ! ! !


  162. what a nice site. i like it, yeah, I do!)))


  163. Well placed contents. I love it!


  164. Luogo che grande avete ottenuto! Scommettevo che siete professionisti!


  165. No doubts it’s a good page!


  166. Now I see why all the men are sitting down at the stripper party. Why, I mean if they make it in your size, it does’nt mean that you have to buy it and then wear it in public. These get-ups are strickly for the significant others in the privacy and darkness of the cave.

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