New Study Says Honey Buns Keep Inmates From Wilin’ Out

- By Bossip Staff Categories: ChitChatter, Did You Know, F*ck a Thug

Honey Buns Help Inmates Protect THeir Honey Buns

Apparently, Honey Buns has outpaced Newports as the number one item of trade in the slammer.

A new study released by the St. Petersburg Times in Florida says a sweet sticky treat has become the currency of choice for inmates in the Florida penal system. “According to the St. Petersburg Times, Honey buns sell better than “tobacco, envelopes and cans of Coke” across Florida prisons, where 270,000 of the gross little things get sold every month.

Mrs. Freshley’s Grand Honey Buns appear to be the brand of choice when inmates want to get haircuts, drugs, or even barter for muscle to protect their own ‘honey buns’ while doing their bid. Apparently, inmates trade the tasty treats and have come up with some inventive ways to use the prison pastry.

* Inmates in North Carolina used honey buns to “sweeten a wine they fermented from orange juice.”
* An unemployed father who was saved from the electric chair by public defenders paid his lawyers in honey buns. (The lawyer says: “They were good, too.”)
* In at least two cases, inmates have reportedly been murdered over honey buns.
* A Florida bail bondsman was purportedly paying an inmate in honey buns for business referrals.
* “At the Stock Island Detention Center, outside Key West, scheming inmates offered overnight arrestees in the jail’s drunk tank an irresistible deal: their Social Security numbers for a honey bun. Using the numbers, they filled out tax forms with phony information a scam that cost the IRS more than $1 million in fraudulent refunds.”

How sweetly ironic. Some of the nations most hardened criminals are gnoshing on honey buns over fermented wine. Pinkys up ladies.

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  • bwwahaha

    (in Phaedra’s voice) Everybody knows that Mrs. Freshley’s Honey Buns are to die for….

  • http://google wow

    so they replaced the value of candy bars huh? LMAO, are they baking crack in those things?

  • up all night!

    Subterfuge ….u know the booty bun is still king!

  • emmettmays85

    fools killin each other over honey is so foolish but then again extreme violence can pop off at even da slightest infraction

  • Glok..Woke up this morning screaming,...Fuk Da World !!!

    SOO ALL YOU NI.GGRZ ABOUT TO DO A BID ,..YOU BYTCH AZZ BETTER STOCK UP ON SOME LIL DEBBIES BUNZ OR THEM INMATES GONNA ATTACK YOUR SWEET AZZ BUNS!

    • Is It 5:00 Yet?

      Lol! You always crack me up.

  • nycbklyngreen

    If you want to invest in anything invest in them companies who sell foods to the jail system.

  • nymphis

    Betcha even in prison there’s a preference for the white buns.

  • rene

    White sugar is a drug.

  • Uguess

    Well let it rain honey buns.

  • WallyBigNads

    Damn, now I want a honey bun. I like the hood ones, the ones you can peel the frosting off of. Mmmmm hood treats.

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  • if anything be noble

    He was going to be executed but paid his lawyers with honey buns. Please stop.

  • Amber Rose's Husband

    I loves me a honey bun. Entenmann’s has the best but all honey buns are anywhere from 400-600 calories a bun. That’s almost a third of a daily calorie intake. And way too much sugar. I don’t really mess with them that much anymore cuz they can be addictive.

  • Next

    Honey Buns…….the jokes, the jokes one could make.
    Endless……(laughing to myself)

  • tommykimon

    Gross I don’t like Honey Buns they taste soggy. Funny how Honey Buns have climbed higher than cigarettes.

  • GOLDiE

    But are they EATING the honey BUNS?!?

  • I'm Just Me...Keeping It Real Since: 1983 GLOK AND NYMP..Y'ALL KILLING ME!!!

    I want to meet this lawyer that was “paid in honey buns”

  • http://www.freewebs.com/atyourbest redcora

    Let me tell you.. them honey buns are 750 calories.. I used to eat them WHEN I was trying to gain weight..(I finally did lmao) THEY HAVE TO BULK UP or maintain..

  • http://www.iaintgotnowebsite.com Raz B

    Ooooh! Honey Buns! My fave!

  • Unico

    Honey Buns are freakin’ awesome!

  • What? You can't be serious!

    This “study” isn’t real. GTFOH! Paid a lawyer in honey buns??? Ya’ll reaching today!!

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